Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 23rd September 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM podcast network, the Fleetphone and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day play ms. Fletchphon and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Thank you very good morning, Welcome to the show, Fletchborn
and Haley. Is it the last week savings? Yeah? Already
so light outside now I.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Know, and the birds are chirping when I leave the house.
I have been leaving a little bit later.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
But we'll lose that next week though, and it'll come
back over all. Yeah. Oh yeah, because we're jumping forward right, yeah,
spring forward, fall back, so we get a lighter evening. Yeah,
good stuff. Summer, summer, summer.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
It was actually really nice yesterday in Auckland.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
It was hot wearing shorts. We're gonna give the forecast
for the rest of the country what it was like yesterday.
Care on a national radio.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Probably cold down south Windy and Wellington and warm in Auckland.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
We've got a big show today, some big big stop
aiding and a half big show.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Big show.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
We've got guests joins us after eight this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
But not to be overshadowed. Pack Society is also coming
to the studio comedians.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Who you're doing like a double bill.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
A double bill?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Is that next week?

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yep, We're gonna talk comedy with packs and then we'll
talk to do a leaper both equal.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, you know. Wait crowd pleasers. Yeah, your crowd pleasers
to top six on the way. Good morning to our
lawyers listening. Apparently New Zealand lawyers in the world saddest
in the world.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Why why are you so sad? You've got good money,
nice suits.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Money is good money.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
You've got quite a few, quite a few, a couple
of lawyer friends, and they're all broke.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah. I think they went to law school being like
I'm I be rich and you're like to read too much?
Takes years, so much reading. I do that now, Yeah,
which is not probably another reason that's sad. But I've
got the top six ways to make the lawyer in
your life happy. Okay. Next on the show, what would
happen if Vaughan could name as child a third child

(02:13):
with no restrictions from his wife, no supervision because.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
A British lightsaber boy.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
A British couple have run into a Disney problem with
the name of their seven year old. We'll discuss next
play z MSN and Haley Well a family in the UK.
Their son has been denied a passport for their vacate holidays.
I'm assuming the family was off to Europe, so they
applied for a passport for him, because what's the deal

(02:43):
with kids? And partly are you're when a kid's a baby,
does it have its own passport or it's on your
past overstas theyre going to get their own past.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Have you ever seen people like parents getting their baby's
passport photos taken? It's so funny. They like lie them
on a table and then like go like bird's eye
view and they have to like get out.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
They get their hands out of the baby like and
it's so hard because you've got to get the mutual
expression rules apply. Yeah, no makeup, It's so hard to
get mascara off of a baby. No photoshopping their passport photos, Hailey,
I did not.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
I am naturally beautiful in mine and it will last
for ten years.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Thank gosh. Well they are. They applied to get this
son a passports seven years old. This is, by the way,
a Star Wars loving military family. They named their son Christian,
sorry the soldier the dad Christian is his name.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
God bless they threw up in a religious family.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yes, Loki Skywalker Mowbray, so Mowbray is their surname. Surname Loki.
They've given him his first names, Loki, god of Mischief,
middle named Skywalker from the Star Wars franchise. Yes, cheapers
big fans of Disney in Star Wars. No, No, Lowly's
in the Marble University. It's Tom Hurdleston's character. It's the

(04:02):
Wars brother religion. That's a name. It's also like dooming
your child to be a ship bag naming them after
literally the god of mischief. Doesn't he look like a
Jaden or it's a mischievous He fits the name.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
So wait, when to get a passport? He's obviously got
a birth certificate. There's no rules against cornet kid stuff
like that, so.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
He does have the birth certificate. But the Home Office,
who is like our immigrants, who does our internal affairs,
they're in charge of immigration and security in the UK,
they denied the passport, claiming it couldn't print Skywalker because
of Disney's copyright on the name.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Shoot, but it's just a private passport, like it's not
like there.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, and it's weird it's weird that they would give
you a birth certificate, yeah, but not a passport.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
So what are they doing? I just can't get one.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
You take it where your name was? Actually, I mean
there must be someone out there. His surname was Skywalker
before this, before Star Wars. No old family name Skywalker.
Yeah no, no, old family names are usually Joel. But
I was thinking like First Nation Native Native American, do
I say it? Yeah? Okay, because their names were like

(05:27):
Raging Bull. There would have been somebody like the running Water, yeah,
like the Skywalkers if they dropped the Skywalker because eventually
it seys here in the news article that they were
issued the passport and that the family can go on vacation. Right,
but maybe they just dropped his middle name. Maybe maybe

(05:47):
they changed it to no middle name.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Oh god, you could have a full name on your passports.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Well that's something to think about if you're naming kids
copyrights as well, you know, like Cadbury that's company, righted.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, yeah, Toyota High like Sprow yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
You just love you when you will.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Name your kids.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Because Indiana is a state, is a state, but a
little bit in Indiana, Jones.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
I was Indiana Jones. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah it was Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
But did you try to get anything nerdier than that?

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Nah? I don't think so. No layer or nah. I
didn't go for a layer or anything that was too obvious,
because but I knew a guy whose name was Ben
and he was named after Obi wan Kenobi Ben Kenobi
experience for es. I think you're going to say uncle
Ben's it's like uncle Ben ninety seconds. Yeah, it would

(06:49):
be cool if an uncle though and your uncle Ben
uncle Ben, Yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah yeah, and you
specialize in rice based this year, Yeah, you'd have to
be a good rush.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Oh my god, Uncle Bean is on keto?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
How do they get the rice so it's ready in
ninety seconds? Like? What trantic is that? Is it pre cooked?
It's pre cooked? What do you think? It's raw rice?
It's all like oiliens. It's glossy.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, it's it's we got a good good at a pinch.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Oh I like it. Well, nobody's got time to actually
make rice. I always actually make You are the white
person on the show who has enough time to make
right in abundance of you went time rich get a pot,
some water and some rice, it's so boring. I cannot
cook rice. It's how does ninety second rice work?

Speaker 4 (07:36):
It's cooked, You're just heating.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
So you just have to hate them and serve them
with your favorite recip or rice meal that microwave. But
then how does it not go mankey in the bag.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Because it's got preservatives all in it?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Is that what the oily stuff is?

Speaker 4 (07:49):
It's the coating.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
I just want to say that I believed you as
a woman when you told us me how rice works.
Thank you for not googling. Yeah. I knew she's a woman.
She trusted she might be a period and I just
spell on the woman.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
I know what happens in the kitchen. I know how
to deal with food as a woman.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, 'tis my role in the kitchen? You're like a
white woman? You know anything about rice? Specialize in breads
and potatoes? This is true. I do specialize in breads
and potatoes.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Play in Flatborn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Now YouTube, I've got YouTube Premium and I want this
won't affect me?

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Will YouTube breand is the most expensive streaming service.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
I'm gonna get red.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
You say that, But I use YouTube every day. I
know a lot and I think i'd still I'll still pay.
It is expensive, though, so expensive. It was just twenty
five bucks a month. When you think, I mean, I
was going to say, you think about all the like
different kind of content you get on something like Netflix
or Neon or Apple TV. But then I guess you're
getting all the content on YouTube. I don't know. It's

(08:48):
just more budget, isn't it. Well, I'm having twenty five
bucks a month so my kids can watch the Norris
Nuts without an ad, a family plan, because mine's not
that expensive. Isn't it like seventeen family like more devices?
I think it is three?

Speaker 4 (09:06):
You that twenty something?

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Geez Okay, I don't think it's a family. It started
it seventeen, didn't it. Yeah, God, that's expensive.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
YouTube premium memberships da da da da dah.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah. I don't go YouTube premium monthly. I'm seventeen ninety
nine individual membership. Yeah what bullshit? You're you're on some
family it'll be multiple devices. Yeah that sounds right, seventeen ninety.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Nine, seventeen ninety nine, which is still quite expensive. Yeah,
but really expensive. No ads, no ads now on YouTube,
normal YouTube. If you don't have premium, you click a
video an ad or play, and if it's a long video,
maybe another one will pop up throughout and you can't
pause them, or you can skip them at a certain point,
or the companies pay more than you can't.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Now they're doing pause ads. Do you know who does this?

Speaker 3 (09:54):
It's like your free streaming services like three now an TVNZ.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
When you pause a show a show, a.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Big ad comes up. And this is what YouTube's going
to do. Now, So if you like pause a video
on YouTube, it's going to advertise to you.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
Ah yeah, it's because it usually it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
It'll just pause a video. But I'm guessing if you
pay premium, that's not going to happen. Pause it's going
to be a still because tiv z does that. You pause, it's.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Still add I think.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yeah, yeah, so if you pause, it's not going to
like just suddenly play a video at you, but it'll
be like some big advertising thing. So yeah, I'm just
reading on this article. YouTube premium it's not going to
do it obviously, right, So you can just play and pause, Willie.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
It's amazing it's taken them that long to do that,
To be honest, I know, it's just like an empty space.
Why not it kind of makes sense, doesn't it. But
I guess it will bring more. Thirteen ninety nine YouTube Premium. Okay,
this is an America website.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yeah, yea yea yea yea yeah yeah, so yeah, you're
going to be advertised while you're watching and why you're
not watching.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
That's fine. It's probably not going to interrupt you too much.
Life isn't it is? Top sex is next. Top six
ways to make lawyers happy. Parent got some very unhappy lawyers.
Play playm blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
This is the top six.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
New Zealand lawyers are the unhappiest in the world. Oh,
Mental Health Awareness Week. Cheer up, I just think cheer advice.
I just said cheer up as you said, it's mental
Health Awareness Week. I once being facetious. University of Melbourne
studied surveyed eight hundred New Zealand based lawyers and law students.
Thirty four percent of lawyers experienced moderate to severe psychological distress.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Why, what's the what's the thinking behind it?

Speaker 1 (11:43):
A street high levels of depression, anxiety, stress and psychological
distress compared to international counterpart. A lot of pressure. I
guess yeah, why is it so uniquely punishing From a
general New Zealand vibe perspective, the outlook certainly bleak according
to the literature the legal profession, and they just okay,

(12:03):
so it might be the sort of person attracted to
the law area in the first place doesn't help, right, yeah.
And then long hours dealing with the grimmer stuff. Oh yeah,
Like any friends that you know that work in law,
they work hours, hours and hours.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
True, also that they have to deal with probably some
horrendous cases.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Horrible, horrible, and just a lot of reading, a lot
of like yeah, you know, like when you're like signing
a contract, you never read it. They read that, have
read stuff like the you so you read it? So
I don't have all the time they are updating their
Apple software. That's do you think they still read it all?
Any of the top six ways to make lawyers a

(12:44):
bit happier, okay, number six on the list, we all
stop being rat bags. Yeah right, they won't have work
that will make some more sad one now they'll be right.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Okay, I don't really want to stop being a rat bag. Okay,
legally I'm not a rat bag. I'm a Laura by Citizen.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh okay, Well that means you're not a legal rat bag. Okay,
that's what You're out of there here. I can just
keep being a general soft rat beat soft soft life, diet,
red bag trial version radbag Number five on the list
of the top six ways to make lawyers happy. Just
take the word for it. Sorry, you know, when they
tell you something, just believe them. Yeah right, although they

(13:23):
when they explain things, they do get paid more, but
it's probably they just want to go home. Yeah, okay,
stop before. On the list of the top six ways
to make lawyers happy. Less which, less itchy wegs and
more flattering gowns. You can't under Some lawyers are snatched
and you'd never know that you're in the they're in
their momoo silly which one? They don't all wear the

(13:46):
silly weggs. A it's only the baristas that were the
silly wegs. The Queen's, King's Council and the King's coffee. Mawmo,
yeah yeah, get your law murmur on. Someone's got a
big case on their hands, murmoo. On number three on
the less of the topics ways to make lawyers happy,
Just tell the truth from the get go. They must
get sad when they lose a court case because it's

(14:08):
a lying that you lied and you did whatever you
were accused of doing. You make a defense lawyer and
you know your client's guilty as anything, and you see
you're just trying to get them a fair trial.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Yeah yeah, I know, but it would be hard to
sit next to like a piece of sh Absolutely, I'd
be drawing up my.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Fung on my tar beach house. Yeah, that that court
case was going to afford me. You're drawing up oh yeah,
and then actually throw scribbles throight and be like no,
it's powanuie water waste. Yeah, great scribble that got to
have a little jity out the front of the boat.
Number two on the less of the toxic ways to
make lawyers happy of all boring law books that they

(14:51):
have to read, were instead exciting podcasts. Oh my god
reading Like that's how you get around reading fleet. You
listen to audiobooks and you listen to a book, and
they could do the same thing. I read a lot
of books.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
You don't read some books.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
I take on a lot of books. You ingest a
lot of a lot of books. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there
you go in a non traditional way. Yeah, and number
one of the lists of the top six ways to
make lawyers happy. If you're a judge and you ask
them to approach the bar, yep, they arrived to a
cocktail menu and moderation. Yeah, obviously, and moderation. That'd be great.

(15:26):
You can see you're a judge approached the approach the
Melosa sidebar. Tell me what you want to say that
lawyers happy? Yeah. I have a little little one that
is today's subsex. The ZM podcast network plays Flitchbourne.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
And Haley might have seen on our f VH socials
yesterday a video uploaded of me and Shannon and a
waliwopter together. Now, you guys also win in the whalewopter.
But you've been in a helicopter before, Yes, yeah, I haven't.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
This was a bucket list for you.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Bucket list.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
I've always wanted to be in a helicopter, but it's
never like a line was it?

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Was this a first for you as well, Shallow, the
first time in a helicopter.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Yes, we were schwealing.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
We were squelling and swearing and saying all sorts of things,
and then we felt for river bonded.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
Yeah, I just.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Feel like a blood packed with you because I think
it was like this unspoken like if this is it, we.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
Said, would curse on the way down.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
If we lived, we would just pretend they would be
like that was I was a different person.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah good.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
But we So, you know, we were at Hawksby Airport
in Napier last week to celebrate the naming of the
new fire truck duty drench. Yes, and then as part
of that that, you know, we were at an aero
club where there was like hobby planes and one of
those top dress of plane.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Good chat to the lads from the top because Fletcher
went in the fire truck when Hailey was in the
helicopter and I just had lads chat, lads chat about
tops chat. Also the stories. Skim, the guy that owned
the helicopter we went in, he lived in Africa. He
was lying around. He was a pilot and a wow
tourism flights also like for mining companies and set up

(17:14):
the camps and stuff and then had to helicopter everything out.
Had an amazing story about having malaria and being surrounded
by a lions.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
This so we were just hanging around this era club
waiting for to go on the fire truck and stuff,
and this lovely gentleman Skiv from Ataha Helicopters shout out,
came up to Vaughn and said, Varner got something I
think you might like. And it was a mash replica
helicopter from like the nineteen sixties or something like that.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
And I thought it might have been a modern version.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
It wasn't, No, it was actually an old helicopter forty seven.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Yeah, And then.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
He said I'll show you and I just mentioned I
was like, oh my god, I've never been in a helicopter.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
It's a bucket list. He was like, should we try
to get you up?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
How much time have you got?

Speaker 3 (17:53):
What times you fly? I was like eleven o'clock. He
was like, oh my god, we've got plenty of time.
And then he took us up and it was so
amazing up with Sean from Atahah Helicopters, and he took
us over like the coastline of naked up marine pray
marine paryed like, did some like turns and stuff, and
we were only up for like maybe fifteen minutes or
something like that.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
But oh my god, it is thrilling. It's wild.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
I said to Sean, who was the pilot like feels unnatural.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Also that helicopter full glass bubble, so you can see
we're aware, uninterrupt after years. But also you sit right
at the front. Yeah, And whereas other helicopters I've been
and you're either in the back roll. Even if you're
in the front, it's like there's a little bonnet in
front of you. But being in this one was like
in a van for the first time. There's nothing in
front of you.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
You just go and you're up and it's so cool
and you put on the headphones and like talking him
to the thing. But thank god that you couldn't hear
in the video because that helicopter is so loud.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
But on your.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Headphones, me and Shannon were screwing anytime. He's like, it's
going to turn around.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Such a weird way to turn helicops do they sort
of just like pivot almost what's.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
On your bucket list now that you've take that off, Like,
what do you have left? Jump out of a plane
if you never skydive.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Never skydived. I was going to do it with the
blood for I was going to do it with the
Air Force. Who I message saying, oh my god, flick
to and Vaughn jumped out the plane.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Can I do it?

Speaker 3 (19:18):
But then the weather turned bad and the very they
take it very seriously. Yeah, whether they won't take you
up and ship with us. Yeah, so I'm gonna jump
out of a plane. Other things I can't sawn, Yeah,
there's a few. I've got a lot of things I
want to do. Okay, yeah, a lot of things. But
flying in a helicopter was definitely one. And I said,

(19:38):
and he said, everyone says this, this is how I travel.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Now.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
He's like, there's so many people that say, well, I'm
never going to return to a pathetic little vehicle again.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
This is how I traveled. Some military car keys like
the TV show mesh Frean War Star and The Gate
to the.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
Well.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
We simply must return to a helicopter. I'd love to
go again.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
You know, next time you're to pay right. That's is
life not free now? No, okay, it's not.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Well a book, thank you to I don't high helicopters
and Napier.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
It was amazing. Tick bucket list.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Item plays its flesh one and Haley sly.

Speaker 6 (20:16):
Silly little pool silly. It is so silly, silly, silly,
that silly little pool silly little pool sly little silly,
little silly.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Too well, Americans say the peak peak of all stress
forty forty one percent of Americans. And you know that
the elections coming up in America.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Actually, yeah, that feels pretty stressful that Dawn Trump could
be a president again.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Does it like go down as an adult death death
when you die? I think, yeah, when we're old. Are
we just are we more aware of it? I'm in
the midst We're gonna talk about the centum in the
midst of this weird. It's not a mid life crisis
because I'm not doing like running away from my family
or buying a mix five and like getting a boyfriend

(21:08):
or anything. But look at me in the eye when
you say it's you're going for something classic, there's I
don't know, it's just are we more aware of it?
So we're more stressed? Are we we're taking in too much?
I think all around consuming all around the world. There's

(21:31):
obviously like a lot of inflation, a lot of stress
with mortgages and you know money at the moment. Post
we're still in posts always been falling, you know, but
we're seeing it more because of social media. Is exactly
what consumption of news people dying in the streets of
another country. No, it wasn't.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
M nag.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, well we asked the question for cell Little to
poll this morning. Are you are you a peak stress
in life right now? Just going to get through to
Christmas as well? This was uninten but it's Mental Health
Awareness Week. It is indeed emh aw dot nz in
Mental Health Warness. It's the website. Whole lot of resources
here and activities things going on this week that you

(22:11):
can find out about. Well, fifty four percent of people
that responded to our pole said they are at peak
stress in the life. That's worrying. I clicked no, because
right now I'm not. This is not my peak stress.
I can't remember. I feel like peak stress would have
been when intrastrates skyrocketed. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that was

(22:33):
when I was like, oh, I liked it way it
was two percent and everything was super expensive and everything
was about like I thought, after the vaccine and the
COVID stuff, it was going to be like everything was
gonna be fixed, but everything else and I don't know, yeah,
maybe that was it. Are you at peak stress right now?
Fifty four so yes, Forty six said no. Let's have

(22:57):
a dealve, shall we let's dowve. Robbie said, I just
to ride back from a ten day cruise to Vanuatu,
so I haven't seen my workload, so maybe that could
change pretty dramatically. Ask me tomorrow. Yeah, look at it,
Earl said. Now, I'm a glass half full kind of guy.
My wife, he carries the stress for both of us. Wow,
that's not fair. But then he can't do anything to

(23:18):
alleviate her stress. No, because if you ask me, yeah,
more stressed, Yeah, to stay out of and she's like
leave me alone. Yeah, was like, I let me carry
some of this burden. Nope, what you're saying, I'm a
burden and then call me. It's a spiral, Jane says,

(23:40):
a breakup after eight years moving house. My granddad's broken
his arm. I'm now head of department of work and
I'm trying to plan trips as well as aiming to
complete a ten mile sponsored walk on front. It was like,
that's snowballing. You need to start saying no to things. Yeah,
not a poor old grandad. Yeah bloody, he'll be all right.
You'll be all right, Samantha. My husband's just signed a

(24:03):
contract for a job in Sydney, so I guess we're moving. Also,
my back hurts. I bet yeah. When you get into
your like, you know, late thirties, forties, that's your back away.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
I just sat up straight at the moment you see
that because my back hurts.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah. I woke up and I was like at a weekend.
I was like, you were right. I was like, this
is just life now. Every morning it seams, everything hurts.
Every morning. Takes a while to get going. Lisa getting
married in a few days and we're doing the food ourselves.
I was getting married an hour away from the location
of the reception. Oh okay, that hour transit between ceremony.

(24:38):
I would say. The best thing wherever did was having
all in one spot. Just get moving, just get a
whole bunch of Nuggies.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Are you telling me you're at a winning and nuggies
turn up?

Speaker 1 (24:47):
You're mad? No way, I'm in. I'm very stressed, but
them on the final planning stages of a wedding that's
less than six weeks away. Weddings are supposed to be
the most joyful day.

Speaker 7 (24:56):
Stressed.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Yeah, a lot of people get stressed. A few months
guy was, but things are a lot better now is
tams and I'm very glad to hear it. Tamson good
and Cam said, I'm on holiday, having a brat summer
in Europe. Two more weeks of holiday Italy. For a Monday,
it just felt like bragging. Then yeah, yeah, well we're
ending on that night. We're ending on that.

Speaker 8 (25:16):
Yeah, we're happy for you. Hope you're having a good holiday.
Bo bluddy gratzy, make it out of here, play.

Speaker 7 (25:30):
Play.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
We're only just realized that you can update your iPhones
to iOS eighteen minds. It does it automatically, but he
always have to check. I'm doing it now, we'll update requested.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
I'm not a three point eight gigs. Yeah, that's an overnight.
That's a that's on the work wi fi thing. Boy,
I'm on the work.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
WiFi right now.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
I'm gonna update. Well there is you're going to get
a war. There is a feature on if you have
an iPhone user. And I know maybe Samsung phone calculators
on the phone already this shut up, but this is
an amazing feature that people are pointing out on just
the simple app the calculator.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
And Carl produce a car. When came in this morning
and showed you Flich and you were like, you did that.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Don't sound like him, I don't sound like a seagull.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
So it's basically it's like a it's on the spot
currency converter.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yes, so down that you can actually like you've got
a whole bunch of different that you can have scientific mass.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Calculators, which used to be like.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
So it's there. So now there is a currency.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Converter, so you would put in your It's basically like
because I use the xy yes, y x.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
X, and same thing.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
You put in the currency you you've got, and then
you converted to the currency you want to convert it to,
and it's very easy.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
But now it's just all in the app.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
So you open the calculator app on your phone, you
click the calculator mode button, switch the convert toggle on,
and then you can click the conversion menu and all
the currencies come up.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
And so if we were I don't know, looking at
something online and it was eighty nine fifty four US
dollars in cloning shipping, you just press you put that
in and impress equals and it says one hundred and
forty three fifty one. That's ridiculous. I'm not paying that
much for that out of car. Maybe you could buy
it a local retailer for one sixteen.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
So it's basically it's all there, like it.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yeah, And so I googled, like what rates it's using.
It's using the end the day before's end of the
market rates.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Which is like, it's not going to change drastically, whereas
I think XC is kind of updating in the moment
all the time.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
I think, so, yeah, yeah, which, give or take, it's
going to be roughly the same, right, roughly, So if
you're like overseas and you've got like Wi Fi or
an e sum, yeah, this is perfect for like quick conversions.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
Nine minutes remaining till I can get this on my calculator.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
No, I always says, I did three point eight gig
and that line, Yeah, eleven minutes twenty twenty four album.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Why it downloads at first, and then you've got to
do the thing. We're all to my phone off for ages,
and I regret that she just wanted to stop.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
How good for shopping, So good for shopping, but not
in the next twenty five minutes while your phone's Yes,
it is stupid.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
I'm full of regret. I can't use my phone for
a while. We don't have to talk and have a conversation.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
I don't because my phone's working and I'm actually just
playing my game, so I don't want to talk or
have a conversation. Okay, Fletch, it's wild that you play
a game while we're on here last and I can't
even tell no. I mean, this is a fully professional
outfit here. I am talking, but I'm also just I
did I give it a shake and it auto minds

(28:38):
my resources? My god, outrageous? What is there?

Speaker 9 (28:42):
Play?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Ms fleshed one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yesterday I had a moment that sounds like I was
gonna cry yesterday. Hailey's just pulling some curtains.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
It was just the sun hits us at that's the
time of the.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Yeah, daylight savings this weekend. We know that we're getting
close to someone when the sun reflects off the building
over the road into our eyes.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Illuminates the boys and makes them look stunning. But it's
really it's too distracting for me, so I'm going to
shut the kit. How beautiful we are stunning?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
You said, I had a bit of a moment, an
unraveling of sorts, But It wasn't like an out of
control unraveling and like a snonty nose cry or anything. Yeah,
but it was just one of those moments you sat
there and you kind of if it was in a
movie or a TV show, a montage would have played
with some music fling, and it would have been a
moment of reflection. But my daughters had their like end

(29:31):
of term dance constant thing. Yeah, you go and watch
them dance. They do it thoughtfully, they do it now
rather than too close to Christmas. We no, that's business.
So they've been going to the same place for years
and they did their dance and I was like, this
is weird because they're still like tiny children in my head,
but undeniably that's a borderline teenager up there. And then yeah,

(29:57):
that is exactly what you would say as a borderline teenage.
Twelve and a half.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Yeah, that's she is half about half a year away
from being an actual teenage.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
I don't think an actual teenager. And I was just like,
how this is all going too fast and you're kind
of like day to day you're like, God, just bloody,
get to the week and it'll be great. And then
you're wishing it away and then the time's going too fast.
And then I was like, there was a dance to
that song. Oh mickey, Oh mickey, You're so fine, You're
so fine. Y Blocky came out of nineteen eighty one.

(30:27):
Tony Basil, who sung that was thirty eight years old
when she released that. She's eighty one years old now,
really she was eight. She looked like a teenager. Who
did you go to some holes? He's spiraling what you're spiraling? Here?
She was thirty eight in nineteen eighty one and now
she's eighty one. That can't be right, but it is.
And so when that so, then I did the weird

(30:50):
maths that my dad was my age now in nineteen
ninety eight, yep, And I remember nineteen ninety eight. Cleari
is about I remember him in nineteen ninety eight. He's
seem so mature and switched on. Yeah, And I was like,
he knows all the answers, he knows none of us,
that's what yet? But he didn't did he was he
the same place that I am now, where you just
kind of like fumbling your way through life with this

(31:10):
white guy arrogance of like I haven't done that before.
But it can't be that hard, and you give it
a go and it kind of half works and you're like, oh, sill,
And now he's like gonna be sixty nine in January.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Nice, nice, nice, which is send him a big sexy gift.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
And then so when in nineteen ninety eight, Omecki would
have been a seventeen year old song, and so the
equivalent now in twenty twenty four, I used Fergie's Glamorous
as a seventeen year old song now, and then when
I am his age, the equivalent would be in twenty
fifty watching my granddaughter's or grandchildren dance to Fergie's Glamorous

(31:48):
and they're like, this is such a funny old song,
and I'm like, no, it's not.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
It just came out, came out about ten years.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
And that'll be adults. I don't know, inspire you always
do this. Why do you care? I don't know, because
I'm not like death doesn't I'm not worried about death.
Death's coming for us all Sorry, petrified, shiver down my spine,
dying aging that scares anymore. I'm just like how you

(32:15):
were only getting one shot at it, and so I
can't help try the most of mumery life totally.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
I saw one thing that was like, if you are
thirty something years old, it was close to my age.
If you are thirty seven something years old, Like, what
are you doing? There's only X amount of weekends left?

Speaker 1 (32:32):
And I was like.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
It was a very like fathomable number.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
And I was like, well, I just wasted one of them,
so now I've got one least? What am I doing
with my life?

Speaker 3 (32:43):
I can imagine having kids, you would hit these touch
points all the time.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yeah, high school. Always remember my grandmother saying to me
when when out when Indy was born, She's like, you
watch this and I was like what. She's like, it's
so weird because one day you don't have kids, and
then you have kids. Then one day your kids kids,
your kids have kids, and then she's like, I'm at

(33:08):
the spot now where my kids kids have kids, and
she's like it's kind of lost. And I was just
sitting here. That's pound that might be something we can
relate to. We'll just be like, oh my god, you're
the coulda sat give the year of the road. Yeah,
We're like, I don't think Fletcher's mum has been like
for like thirty years. She gave up on that train

(33:29):
a while ago. But your brother's got kids, right, Yeah.
See she's sort of you know the good genetic line. Well,
you know, we'll be on an Italian I don't know,
coastal village or something somewhere. Oh god, this village has
changed in the last twenty years. Yeah. Speaking of age,
I'll say to my kids who are on there, wait,
if you need it, where you need to go, there'll

(33:49):
be adults by then, which is horrible because it's not
that far aword, you'll not freaking out again. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Speaking of agent, you know, Flitch and I came up
with a theme for our joint fortieth and fiftieth. O.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
God, yes we did, because we guys are ten years apart.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Yeah, and fourteen and fifty on the same year, not
too many months.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Of this is great, you're gonna love it.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
Twenty nine we're going to get a sailboat in Santorini.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Well, I can't afford to come again. You've already You've got.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
It some time to save and we're the theme is
ninety years old. Everyone's going to get prosthetics and like
dress up as ninety years old.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
And what do we call it?

Speaker 1 (34:26):
I don't know if we can say the Eastward on air.
Oh yeah, we're going to call it Centerini Somersets Sluzzes fluzzes.
Oh yeah, because sums at the rest time. And that's
going to be the theme of the party. Yeah. And
you know, and we might not be able to be
in Santorini. We might have to be in I don't know,
in the Auckland Harbor, Mandre Mandel. Anyway, that's our theme. Yeah,

(34:48):
do you like that?

Speaker 5 (34:49):
I like that? Great?

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Well, start saving for you and your wife to come
to Santorini in twenty.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Twenty nine, five years, five years and he will be,
oh my god, stop till what are you doing there?
Seventeen years old?

Speaker 4 (35:02):
Yeah, well, she can look after Augae and you'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Or we'll be fifteens. You won't need looking at Yeah,
that's what I mean.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
That'll be absolutely fine at home on their own with
their boyfriends throwing a bay.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
They'll be throwing a.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Party in your.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Play z M's Flesh Porn and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
You know, Peck Society used to do radio and he
said to me he'd never do it again. And Lucky, looky, looky,
who's in a radio studio this Morning Pack Society, thank
you so.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Much for having me.

Speaker 9 (35:26):
I feel very uncomfortable in a radio studio, but that
was mainly because of the early mornings.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yeah, I hated it, and people were mean to you,
and people and the people on the radio, honestly, way
on the radio, the listeners on the listeners, both listeners were.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Really mean to me.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
When I first started working here, he was like, listen,
they're going to say mean things about you.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Don't listen to them. The text will come in. Just
ignore them.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
We've got nice listeners.

Speaker 9 (35:51):
But that's why it didn't help that. The first thing
I said when I got the job was I hate
the music on this radio station.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
That immediately endearing, immediately establishing good communication with those people.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Yeah, so Pax, next week, you and I from the
third to the fist, take your chewing gum out.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
So that is the level of respect I have for
the radio listeners.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
October, which is next week Thursday to Saturday, you and
I are doing a double bill at Que Theater in Auckland.

Speaker 9 (36:22):
Some people have messaged me a little bit confused, thinking
we're doing stand up together.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Me too.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
They were like, oh my god, I love you guys.
On Bakoff. Can't wait to see you do a show together.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
That's not what we're doing.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
No, no, no, I do my show first because mama
needs to go to bed, and then Pax, who doesn't
get up at four o'clock in the morning, does her
show after mind.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Because daddy needs time away from his kids.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
That's right now.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
We haven't seen each other show, so we can't vouch
for whether or not they're any good.

Speaker 9 (36:50):
But we're just going off like general vibe. We know
the other person is funny. We've spent a lot of
time together.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
We've spent an immense amount of time together.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
We could soft launch.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Officially, Bakeoff has been canceled. We got told in an
email and there.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Was just never a week. Hayley, why why do you
think I'm wearing golf gear?

Speaker 10 (37:07):
Right?

Speaker 1 (37:07):
That's gonna say, dude, you've transitioned. Yeah, I'm going to
work together. You were like, like the callaway camp, Yeah, Jacket,
I was just asking about this golf.

Speaker 9 (37:18):
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna play golf. I've got a job
after this and then I'm going to go play golf
after that. And actually ask me why I'm going to
play golf after that?

Speaker 1 (37:25):
That's why are you going to go? Bakeoff got canceled,
and I had nothing.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
Better to do then to do except for your show
secrets next.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Week, saving my show secrets.

Speaker 9 (37:34):
I'm gonna be busy next week because you're going to
be not you, not you people in the studio with me,
you listening, You're going to be at the show and
you're going to be enjoying it. And I've just I
had I had a chat with Luxo and people who
Prime minister the prime minister. If you hear about the show,
like if you know the show exists but you don't
book tickets, you get your passport removed, you get yeah wow, yeah,

(37:58):
actually mad.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
That we haven't seen each other for a while and
now you're really good friends.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Of luck so is it? And playing So I'm playing golf.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
And playing golf.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Yeah, that's mad. I also enjoy keish.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Now, how is it that since you've started hanging out
with me you've gotten whiter?

Speaker 1 (38:14):
And I don't know how that's happened. That's because you're
you're Brown's sister a little bit? What secrets about it?
Is it? Is it semantic?

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Or is it just pet society telling great jokes? Do
you want You're one of our best, that best one of.

Speaker 9 (38:29):
That's genuinely so kind. Its secrets is about it's just
stand up. But there are a couple of stories in
there which I have throughout my career been way too
embarrassed to tell because they are very embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
And so I'm I'm I'm digging deep into the annals.

Speaker 9 (38:47):
Yeah double in Yeah, of my of my ability to
be vulnerable, and I'm just and I'm just going to
say them and I'm just going to say these stories
that make me seem really dumb and bad. Okay, this
is a siety vulnerable, golfing eating, depressed because no money,

(39:10):
because Bakoff gone.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
I feel like if anyone knows your secret private stories,
it would be me.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
I think we've we've shared more with each other.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Honest, way too much with each other. We have we
have so much on each other.

Speaker 9 (39:27):
It's uncomfortable to be around you knowing that you could
just say things that would just like, yeah, if you
change the way people see me.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
If you are stab me in the back, I've got
so much ammunition.

Speaker 9 (39:39):
But that but that also creates a real unity in
our friendship because we we know how much the other
person has, so we just have to stay friends.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Yeah, that's right, we have no choice. Can we find
out what station packs was on? Someone takes them?

Speaker 1 (39:51):
No, you can't. They just text them back just to
let them know. After. I was just thinking one thing.
When you do your your double bill, you could do
something together. You could play with the crowd your game
where's the Nipple? Watch? You too invented and you've tried
pushing it another boy and everyone's like, don't touch me

(40:12):
this game. That's where you've got one go at pinching
their nipple through their time. You don't like she's always pinched. Okay,
well you've added to the game.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
We played it because when we're on set with someone,
you get very close and there's a lot of downtime
on bag off, and would try to entertain ourselves in
many ways, one of which was to tell each other
our deepest, darkest secrets.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
The other one was a game called find the Nipple.

Speaker 9 (40:34):
You have one go to just go on then and
you and you say yes or no, or you can
give indication hot, cold, little too low, little too high.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Consenting, crowded me, completely consented, and then.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Whoever's closest wins. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (40:50):
To be fair, I just want to say it was
very I don't think I ever played it with you.
It was always you to me.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Can we just say that beg yourself.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Just quickly, quickly. Oh yeah, sure, you've never played it
with me. We were never inappropriate with each other. But
my show is at six thirty and Pax. It's go
to Q Theater dot cot To inz and you'll see
our show. It's Packs, Breads and Hailey World, flutters petsa Sadey.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Thank you so much for joining us and have funic golf.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Thanks so much. I'm going to go play with Darryl
and Sebastian play play when the very last tickets in
New Zealand to see Taylor Swift on the Error Store
and Vancouver Crek d Mundo had a bit of a

(41:44):
slurge in that he's drunk on Kiwi fruits. Yeah, and
he's still slicing his Kiwi fruit the wrong way. Discs. Yeah,
I love discs of Kewick discs. Do you like your
Kiwi fruit thick disks? Golden?

Speaker 3 (42:01):
I'm having a grapefruit sour it's graab. I'm not on
birth control, not even concerned.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
I don't like grapefruit. I've never got into grape o.
That's just one of the many things that lots of
people like that I don't, he said, in a seamless
seguey onto the next tour.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
Way to make it more seamless is not to acknowledge it.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
But it's okay. I just felt it might have gone
slipped past. No, it was realless. People wouldn't have even
known it's really good. On Saturday Night, the All Blacks
played Yeah. It was also my father in law seventy
fourth birthday, so keeping a time, I'd keep it, I said,
I cook a mistake for his birthday.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
What cut it?

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Was a okay, I'm so glad you asked, because we
just got mom and Dad said we're about to do
a home kill. Do you want half?

Speaker 5 (42:44):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (42:44):
And I said year. And then the guy ross tofuy
Meats give him a call home kill free plug shout
out hen he rang me anyway, shout out to to meat.
Do you want how do you want this done? Like
you you're like your steaks. Last time? I was like, yeah,
how fit can I go on the tea bone? And
he's like, you name it? I'd cut it before centimeter
thick far around, yeah right, and he's slat reverse here.

(43:08):
The key is season them. Get in a room, temp,
season them up, get them on like a You can
do it in the other and I do in the barbecue,
low temp, bring it up, and then just sear it hot, hot, hot,
and then let it rest and then eat it up.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
Kim my mistake, yep, thank you, pleasures taking so long.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Love cooking steaks and people. So I said, I'll cook
a mistake yep. And so he came over early rugby game.
He's in his element. He's getting a free feed and
he's watching baby. He's not paying for sky Sport. Well
we'll pay that. He's got more money in his bank
than I've probably ever seen. But that's how he likes
to live. Yep.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Good for him.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
A free night out for him. He sits down and
the anthems are on. And I will say my father
in law moved here when he was eighteen, maybe just
a little bit older, because I think he did Melbourne
on the way and then came to New Zealand from Thailand.
And he was one of those immigrants that came off

(44:04):
the tongue hard, didn't it from a white guy. He
was one of those was a migrant. No, it doesn't
sound so much better. He was one of he got
here word he was an immigrant and he obviously got
here and was like, I need to fit into the society.
So did that thing where he took John as a name.

(44:25):
His look, wow, I mean John was kind of like
the next name. But he was like, I love this
anthem and I love rugby, so like one of those
moves to New Zealand and it was just like, what's
the easiest way to relate to people here. I'm gonna
love he loves rugby and I'm gonna love God of Nations.
And he was like, our anthem is the best anthem
in one of the good It's one of the goodies Australia's.

(44:51):
So I watched the Anthem, I watched the Hacker, and
then I just went outside because I'm not a huge
rugby guy. I like rugby league. You're not honoring the hauker.
Though I've never always watch the hucker. They didn't do
my favorite hucker.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
Do you like karma tiar? Do it too fast?

Speaker 1 (45:08):
The wonder they used to slip the throat was rad
but I think they got they got that's too much.
So those are my two favorites, right. So then I
just went outside and just talked to the dogs and
threw a ball with the dogs and had a drink
outside and watch the meat cook and I just relaxed.
And I came back in and he was like, why
are you watching the rugby? I was like, I don't
like rugby. He's like, everyone likes rugby. I was like,

(45:30):
I don't think everyone likes rugby. It's okay, and it's
okay to not like rugby. I don't like it. I
think when they lose, it's kind of funny. When they lose,
it's out, it's funny when it happens once. But I
think we're on a bit of a roll that so
maybe everybody was freaking a little bit too much. Yeah,
but you don't have to like everything that everyone else likes.

(45:51):
And that's what I was wondering this morning. What don't
you like everybody's going mad about something and you're like,
like imagining a lesbian right now, not being in a
chapel ron. It's not something I can understand. Crime like that,
would you'd get your lesbian revoked? You would be seriously
investigated by the lesbian tribunal. Yeah, yourself, a boyfriend. You're
knock at the door. You look at the window. There's

(46:12):
a mass of BT fifty in the driveway. Yeah, oh
my god, god, it's a lesbian tribunal and they're checking
your credentials, you know.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
A sign note because we have a mass of BET fifty.
And I told Aaron yesterday, I said, you know, this
is the chosen for lesbians.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
He was like, excuse me.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
He was so confronted by I was like, yeah, yeah, man,
lit lesbian you He was like, ok, all.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Right, you had no idea you getting this in Navara.
Lesbian is not going to say didn't in the Cinevara.
It's man, No. I like that's great. Yeah, And they
always look they do.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
See I'm not mad.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
See if you're hot lesbian, if Aaron's got his hair down,
a big lesbian could good. Yeah yeah, okay, So you
want to take some calls? Yeah, what don't you want?
You just can't get on board with what you're just like,
you don't hate it.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
Yeah it's not just not it's just not for you.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
You just but he goes crazy and you're just like
you find you enjoy think there are actively ship on
something that other people like. No, that's yeah, I don't
like that. Let people enjoy what they enjoy, but you
don't have to enjoy it. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, Well
let's take some calls like hundred dollars at M you
can tax through a nine six nine six?

Speaker 4 (47:20):
What do you not like that everyone does?

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Like, we're talking about what everybody seems to like. But
you not fuss, don't hate it when I we're not
using the H word around here. No no, no, no
no no no no no no no no no, you're
just not fussed on it. So many messages. Yeah, my
husband hates cheese. Oh my god, we just H word

(47:43):
and me, you're not loving cheese? Like cheese is life? Life?
Life has cheese? Cheese is life? Or anything that looks
like cheese. It doesn't like sour cream, it doesn't cream
so much? Is it just eating playing steamed broccoli? What
a monster?

Speaker 10 (47:58):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (47:59):
So yeah, there's a someone doesn't like cheese. Someone said
current fashion. Yeah, you stick with your timeless classics. Yeahah yeah,
do you do you do you? Hey? You do your boo.
As a woman, I've got no time for wine at
work functions. I feel like one of the blokes because
I drink beer, but recently cider has become populous and
now I drink that. But everyone's like, you want to wine.
I say, oh, no, thank you. I can't relate bowling.

(48:23):
I just don't like it. I hate bowling because you
have it's a really embarrassing walk back to your seat
after you've thrown the ball down. The oh things embarrassing.
That sounds like somebody needs the side gutters up the barriers.
That's somebody's mind. The anxious mind is like, God, this
is going to be horrible. Just throw the wall, throw

(48:45):
the ball, turn around, head down, straight back to the seat, Go, go, go.
And that's why you probably don't my bowling, because you're
normally stretting on the bowling. You're normally bowling with your friends,
right Like who kires? Yeah, someone said ice cream. Really
they've never been on board with ice cream. It as
a kid, people will be like, oh, you deserve a treat,
how about ice cream? What about gelado?

Speaker 5 (49:03):
What?

Speaker 4 (49:03):
I guess it's not the same thing. Fancy ice cream.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
People like your na crocs. Somebody said, everybody seems to
love crocks at the moment. Yeah, I'd just.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Tell you what though, slip your feet and try them.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Yeah you tried. They'll get you. They'll get you. They'll
get your TikTok if you people have said TikTok.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Remember when I decided to become I was going to
really put your foo into TikTok.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Yeah, made two videos. Someone said the worst thing is
when your mate sends you were linked to your TikTok
video and you've got to have the app to watch
the video. I know it's annoying. I just don't watch
the TikTok video. So it's seen that to me when
it's an Instagram reel, when it's made the cut, that's
all I like to hear. It's been filtered, refined. Yeah. Strawberries,
why does everyone love them? They taste like nothing they do.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
They're really watery.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Yeah, get a good one though. You did a good one, though,
good real wretch straight off the thing because sometimes they
pecked them early and let them. Yeah, there's nothing they're good.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
It ms fletch Vorn and Hille do.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Leave her arms a M. Fletchvaorn and Hayley. What a coincidence,
What a coincidence? Yeah, that song was put in there intentionally,
I believe she should be on the Zoom with us
right now. Hello, a voice from the dark. Hell right,
I'll do one of these professional radio interview intros. She

(50:21):
is coming to New Zealand next April really playing at
Auckland Spark Arena on the Radical Optimims Optimism Up the
Radical Optimism Toura.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (50:36):
Was that?

Speaker 1 (50:37):
It was that a professional intro?

Speaker 7 (50:39):
That was very professional.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
You've dealt with some of the world's best broadcasts and
I have just made the renks. Yeah, I appreciate the honesty.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
A lipa, You've just edited another show. Are you happy?

Speaker 1 (50:51):
How much we love you?

Speaker 7 (50:52):
I'm so happy how loved I feel.

Speaker 5 (50:55):
Today has been a really great day and I'm really
looking forward to coming back to New Zealand and touring.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
I'm really excited to get excited for your tour to news.
You'll want to be watching a few videos you How
many people do you bring on tour because there are
a lot of backup dances, a lot of people involved.

Speaker 7 (51:11):
Yeah, I mean probably just done to one hundred people.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
When we travel, we're a team of five, and.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
I mean, you know, I have like a smaller team,
but the tour, it's it's so big, and you know
there's a big crew, and you need to have lots
of people looking after like different parts of the team,
from the dancers to the band to you know, all
our roadies that come with us, and you know, we've
got got such a such a big, amazing team.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
So we could actually say you do it like maybe
three flights because we can dance well.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
I can dance, the boys not so much. My dancing
is not quite as good as my professional radio intros,
which is atty. It's still pretty crap. Yeah, I might
have to set that one out, I'm afraid.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
So maybe quick crash course in our routine and we're
just very on stage.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Will watch you two before you don't have to worry
about it.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Will arrive prepared and we'll be.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
And the best thing is will make you look even
better if it's possible.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
That's what I've been looking for.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Can I ask when you travel, because when I travel,
I there's a number of things I take with me,
some of which I can't say on radio, and one
of which being my teddy bear that i've heads and stars.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Three.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Do you travel with anything specific that you like cannot
leave home without.

Speaker 7 (52:32):
I don't really have like kind of talent.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
I mean, I take like my diaries and my notebooks,
and I take a lot of books with me and
stuff like that, but I don't have like a kind
of talisman of sorts that I take with me.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
I go, do you keep a diary every day? Do
you write in a diary every day? No? Not every day.

Speaker 5 (52:51):
No, I might quite rubbish at it, but I take
it with me everywhere, so I'm forced to like write
something away. If I feel like I want to write,
then I I do. But yeah, I'm not as regimented.
But I did find my diaries from when I was younger,
and I used to have a real like I was
just so dedicated to writing my diary.

Speaker 7 (53:12):
I just I don't know why I ever stopped.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
I know, I found my diaries recently, and man, I
had such a big crush on Marcus Lamb and I
just thought he was the cutest boy, and that was
the main thing I wrote about.

Speaker 7 (53:24):
That's that's sweet. I had very similar things a way, Yeah, don't.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
You name them, because it'll turn into an internet hunt
all of them. And they're like, oh yeah, but if
well you name a name. Even down in New Zealand,
I'll get back and then I'll be turning up in
their doors dead.

Speaker 10 (53:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Is it a nice book? Has it got as it
like mole skinned leather? Is the paper lined or is
it free form?

Speaker 7 (53:48):
It's lined, it's a leather bound. It's nice.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
I've got Trash Diary exercise book if you because I'm
for us part of the best.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
I mean, you work so hard when you're on tour.
I'm sure you just want to like rest and relax,
But are you do you hunt out food when you're
traveling the world, because that's one of the main reasons
I travel.

Speaker 7 (54:11):
That's like, that's really I work my day around my meals.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Yeah, okay, think of me.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
So wherever I go especially that's also one of the
things that I look forward to the most that I'm traveling,
is because throughout the year I find all these places
online of different restaurants in different countries, like you know,
we're I'll go and try that when I'm want tour,
and so I have the whole lest of places that
I'm looking for.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
You know, in Auckland, I've got a Jamaican restaurant I
can recommend. Oh, I don't know your thoughts on Jamaican cuisine,
but I got the place for you. I will talk
aboutterwards itskin, I would love that.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
What about after the show, because I mean, imagine you're exhausted,
but also do you have that like sooge of adrenaline
where you can't sleep?

Speaker 7 (54:57):
Yeah, I can never after a show.

Speaker 5 (54:59):
I good to sleep, So I'm usually awake, even if
I'm laying in bed, I'm usually awake till about four
o'clock in the morning, for sure.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Oh wow, God, that's the time buzzing. That's a painful combination.
So the radical optimism to us being gown for a while,
but by the time it gets here, you're going to
be well versed. And I bring him the whole because
quite often getting stuff to the side of the world
is a rigmarole. And I think Miley once left a
hot dog behind, didn't she did? She bring the hot

(55:27):
dogs and then she literally so she left the hot
dog here right at home. But sometimes people don't do
the whole show. Are we getting the whole radical optimism?

Speaker 7 (55:36):
You're getting the whole show.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
That's why we love you.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
That's what we're like what you've seen so far online
in terms of like the set list, or whatever, like
I did a set, you know, a show which was
for my summer shows and festivals that I've done, and
this new show that i'll be bringing that i'll be
doing all through next year is going to be different.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Well, thank you so much for taking the time to
talk to us, and honestly so excited to have you
in New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Any food recommendations you want, you hit us up, I
will do.

Speaker 7 (56:09):
I definitely want that.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
Jamaican.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Yeah, I can help you out Nanny's and Kingsland. If
you want to rune your moscar now, I can remind
you close the time if you want tickets to either
of these shows. By the way, she's just saying, just
go straight to do a liber dot com. Yeah no,
no worry your local ticketing people. Just go straight to
do a lip dot com Uckland Sparker in it. Thank
you so much. We'll see you next year.

Speaker 7 (56:29):
See you next year, Thanks so much.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Plays it. Ms Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
She was lovely.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
I love you like a lovely, husky sort of British voice.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
I love it, I love it. I came across creepy, yes, yeah, don't.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
We swe haven't had Jamaica. Now you're inviting jew to Jamaica.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Do you know what I'm gonna go on Wednesday? I've decided,
so I keep forgetting. I keep forgetting too Anyway, it's
side science, side steps. Now.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Last week September is a busy month for what do
you call them month dedicated months? We had charity to
wiki or today Old Marty was last week. It's Mental
Health Awareness Week September.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Tongan at the end of cannot remember the time of
the year. Does seem way down with weeks and months.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
It's New Zealand's Sign Language Week this week. And then
do you know I didn't even know this.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
It's PCOS Awareness Month the whole of September when nearly
at the end and I only just really learned this
PC is poly cistico Verian syndrome, which I have, and
I think they used to use that. They used to
be like one in ten women, that was the stat
and they never really studied it because it's about women,
and they don't study women's bodies.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
They study men's bodies, and they just.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Go because all the scientists again they don't want to
go near it.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
They don't want to see your fannies.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
They don't do you know, want me we're a gay guynecologist. No,
that would be surely the dream.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Well, you know, doctor s because my doctor moved away
and I said to doctor Shawney, well maybe he could
become my doctors.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
I don't want look at your fanny and most of
my doctor appointments.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Its weird because there wasn't any of the doctors that
said that. The dentist was also like, don't want to
see fanny.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
I know.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
My optomics was like, your vision's fine, get out of
here and get that fanny out of my face.

Speaker 4 (58:20):
I was like, what do you mean.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
While while I'm here, vision's twenty twenty. Great, that's fantastic,
Thank you while I'm here. While I'm here though, I'm
not that kind of doctor, have a little look.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
So they used to say it was one in ten
women had, which is which is quite high, ten percent
of all women. And then they did this finally they
were like, we should probably look at that number, and
they did a random test of women around the world
and it was like it was more like twenty one percent.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Yeah, wine, Jesus, I know they.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Have this thing because pcos manifests differently in people. There's
like to diagnosis, you could have three different things.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
For those that don't know, what can you explain? Cope water.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
It's like a metabolic kind of disorder that's starts with
your whole life. And the thing with polyciscovarian syndrome is
you don't have to have CISS on your ovaries to
be diagnosed to actually have it. It's the stuff on
your ovaries is actually such a small part of it.
It's a metabolic thing, and it's you have to have
three there's three ways to diagnose it, and you have
to have two of them in order to get a diagnosis.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Sis on the ovaries is only one of them.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Antiendrogyens like hairiness, acne, weight game, that's the second one,
and the third one in a regular mentoral cycle.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
I got all three.

Speaker 10 (59:31):
Dam I don't want to show off for polycystic experience, well,
thank you, you know, I nearly when a year without
getting a period recently.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
I don't want to show off.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
But that's a pretty busted minstrul system.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
So happy I was involved when it finally did happen
and we're on a road trip lot to be in
the eye went I need a bathroom which is famously
great at dealing with woman.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
I once.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Yeah, oh Hailey, but it is.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
It's just real.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
It's a very complicated thing. And I feel like these
months are good, but they're good to talk about because
I think a lot of women sit in shame or
not not really knowing what it is or what to do.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
And so if you if you think that you have
pc IS or you have it, this is the months
to talk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
I am sure I knew woman before, I knew you
that have had it, but nobody really talked about it.
And then since you've talked about it, I found out
quite a few people. I have had so many people,
a lot more people openly talking about it. Yeah. Do
you know what.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
I'm a bit of a sniffer dog. Sometimes I'll see
women I'm like, you've got it. Yeah, I'm oh no,
I'll see symptoms. They're all kind of a.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Line up, and I'll be like, hell, yeah, that's like
a gay da.

Speaker 7 (01:00:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
We see each other in the laser here removal clinic,
like top of the morning to.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
You the morning to a fellow white woman getting an
extensive hair removal.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Yeah, I think it could be really devastating for people
because it's also really impacts your fertility, which for me
not a problem.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
I don't want to have kids, but it can impact it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
But one thing I would say is that a lot
of the time, and I'm not digging it, doctors, but
they're not PCOS experts, And sometimes you can get a
diagnosis from a doctor that might tell you that you
can't have children, and it's just not true. There's all
sorts of things you can do, so it's not it's
definitely not a you know, it doesn't have to ruin
your life or your dreams of being a mother or whatever.
It's just it's just something you gotta work with. So

(01:01:28):
it's PCOS Awareness month. There's do you know what, there's
so many In fact, today I'm going to share go
on my socials. I'll share some links for all the
experts and people that I follow on Instagram that have
great advice and like great things you can do to.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Improve your symptoms.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
Because it's not it's not, you know, it's not great,
but it doesn't have to be the.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
End of the world. That's the end of my PCOS rant.
I'm hot because I've got too much testosterone and my
hormones raging.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
It's great because I've got a lake a testosterone. Yeah,
no you don't, you're bald. It's an imbalance. Yeah, you've
got to an imbalance, right, do.

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
You know what's interesting?

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
So, like just one thing, the extra extra testosterone that
women have with p C O S women is why
like my hair falls out and I get acne on
my beard line like around your check.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
You know how you can cover that up, grow the beard.
I know, but I've had it laser.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
I know what.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
It would have covered all the acne.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Play play time for the day, day day day day
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do doud.

(01:02:43):
Streaks is the theme of this week's Back to the Day.
I just saw one. To be honest, this is one
of the ones I saw and I was like, man,
that rules. I'll be able to find four more. Full
of confidence. So if anybody you know Anthony's.

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
Lazy s outsight something.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
This is delegation from middle management me. So I don't
know if anybody's got any amazing stories about streaks, but
I'm open to hear anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
Okay, give us an example. Set us off with a
great one to start.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Are you familiar with how the game craps works in
a casino, because I wasn't until I read about this.
Not really craps. Craps. Craps is the game they're rolling
the table and something a little blow and then they'll
roll them. Oh no, So the idea is you get
two dice too, six sided dice, and you roll them
to get your points.

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
What are dungeons and dragons? Nerd at? They had to clarify.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
I was just thinking that, yeh all dice is excided bro. Yeah, anyway,
Haley hundred, the wonderful world of all sorts of polyhedrons.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Oh god, what had That's not when I was welcoming.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Eight sided? That's why I thought it but didn't say
it out loud. Dice, Yeah, roll once. Okay, this is craps.
This is craps that establishes your point. Whatever number you
roll is your point can't be seven four, seven, okay,
roll perfect. I rolled two sixes. You just pulled the fingers.

(01:04:12):
It may hard to get another one. Okay, well not no,
it's the same. No doub on each dice, but on
you If you three correct, ada is the amount of
no there would be double. Yeah, I didn't feel too

(01:04:33):
far in this path. I just researched how to play it.
So you roll your point, you get a number. Now
the idea is you've got to roll that again before
rolling a seven. Now, seven is the most likely one
you are to roll because every combination six and one,
everything can four and then for three, there's lots of
combos that can make seven. Math, So you've got to

(01:04:56):
roll again and get that number. You just double sex
or four before you roll a seven.

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
Any combination of four, is it going to be a
three and a one?

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Good question. I just think it's that number which it
comes right, four and a zero. So how does the
cassie make their money when you gamble? Gamble on it?
And then when if you roll your point you win.
But of course you're you're in the mood, you're feeling it, yeah,
and so you're like, yeah, I'm going to go again, okay,
and you roll it. Chances are it's going to be
a seven before it's anything else because of the combinations.

(01:05:26):
Right correct. Wow. In two thousand and nine Great Year, Patricia,
a grandmother from New Jersey, was in Atlantic City, America's
second secret sin, Las Vegas, is the biggest thing Atlanta,
Vegas on the coast. Yep, she rolled it. She rolled

(01:05:46):
before she hit seven, one hundred and fifty four times.
So that's sastisticians, that's the cicians. Yeah, statisticians worked out
what the chances of that happened. It was one and
one point five six trillion odds.

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
She ran that many times and didn't you never go
to seven she win?

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
Did She was she winning anything? Yeah? Every time, every
time she was winning it on the street. Man, gamblers,
ain't like you're literally defying odds to the trillion to
the trillion.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
You're still like again rolling.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
I just do not like, thankfully, I'm not again like
I'll buy the odd lotto ticket. I might every now
and again put money into Pokerson and I'll be gutted
and I'll be like never again. But man, that's some
insane thinking. She lasted four hours and eighteen minutes. People
were crowded around. Apparently by the end of the entire
casino was there. The casino people were like, this is shifting. Obviously,

(01:06:48):
magic Man's got magnet waste. Yeah, it was time and
then running around, flicking, running the round, fling, and then
starting timing yea, did she that's the most likely you're
talking about a time pauser. Yeah, time pauser. I'll play
how cool a time I don't even want to travel
back in time to be able to pause time is.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
Didn't you see that terrible movie with Adam Sandler Click
click pause things.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
Yeah, he was still aging and the age he was
fast forwarding the boring things in life. But then the
AI remote seat of fast warning everything. That's so everybody
was aging, but he wasn't remembering. He wasn't enjoying life.
And the idea was, you got to enjoy. Trust me
as a guy who just had a mini mountdown time
times pasting, I do I always consider clicking. Yeah, okay,
idea of the perfect time pauser is you don't age,

(01:07:40):
but you've kind of got it. There's got to be
a downside to be able to pause it. So you
can only pause it. You don only pause it for
like thirty seconds. Okay, what about sleep? Here's another doubt. Okay,
you've got a time pausing machine, but every time you
pause time, you lose a centimeter off your height too
much quickly run out too much. Examined one hundred and

(01:08:02):
exactly exactly five times, people would be like, are you shrinking?

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
Even if that's twenty times, you're just significantly shorter.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
Yeah, at some point you're going to be fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
The same scale or everything shrinking, Like everything just you become.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
A miniature version. You don't do it once in a
blue moon.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Why you would only pause time when you really had to.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
Also, though the three of us are tall, we've got
a little bit more pausing leverage than say, someone who's
already short and can't reach a cupboard.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Yeah, okay, what if every time you pause time it
was a random effect? What do you mean, like you
how bad? What if are you talking or lose an
eyeball exactly?

Speaker 5 (01:08:51):
You don't know?

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
What about you pause at the eyeball eyebill might come back.
That's wild, man, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
People want to know when she rolled a seven finally,
after those times you lose all the money?

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Yeah, off, well, that's our gambling wish, like cash out
at any stage on this trillion odd. I don't know, freak.
I don't know if she because she'd never played craps before,
by the way, she'd been on the Pokeys and the
guy she was at the Concento worth had been playing
poker and he wasn't having any luck, and she's like
on board of the pokies. He's like, if you were
playing this, explain how it worked. And it was like

(01:09:22):
first or second time ever playing there?

Speaker 10 (01:09:24):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
Was she getting smaller as she as the winning streak
continued one centimeter every time that you guys's she's gonna
be so tiny, which is why she started out at
one meter fifty four and now she's zero centimeters tall
and a twitchy hand. So today's spect in the day
is in two thousand and nine, a New Jersey grandmother

(01:09:47):
had a one hundred and fifty four role streak and
a game of craps, which has the odds of one
and one hundred and one point five six trillion. Fact
of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
Doo doo.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Doo doo dooo doo.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Play Zim's fletchphone and Hayley.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
This is so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
Someone she had a TikTok see when I was a living.
It just it's just a very simple video and it
says when I was eleven, my mom took away my iPad,
and I got so mad that I stole her phone
and took a picture of my poo in the toilet
and posted on her Facebook page of the caption my dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Like even in the moment, as appearent, your job is
to be disappointed. Yeah, but like when the kids are
going to be and it was just for example, because
this has got big august energy. Yeah, and you would
just pack us up, big august energy, then go to bed.
Would be sitting there, we look at each other and
be like, pretty good body, pretty correct story. But at

(01:11:06):
the time you would have told you this is unacceptable,
that's a disgusting and trying to give a straight face.
It's not like nothing's been broken. Oh it's a little vindictive,
but like not as vindictive as you know, starting a
proper rumor.

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
Yeah, told me all the time that her and dad
would laugh at my antics.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
And after that doubt, after.

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
The doubt with her, the go to bed and be
like did you see what she was wearing? And you're
like a big laugh about it all.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
You're like, I love this, so buddy. This made me
laugh so much.

Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
When I was a living years old, my mom took
my eye bed away.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
I was so mad. I took a picture of my
poop and the toilet and I posted it on her
Facebook pach with the capture my dinner. That's how.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
My dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
It's on top of her dinner. So okay, this is
what we want to ask you now. We want you
to cast your mind back to your angsty teenage years.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
Yeah, how like, how did you lash out at your parents?
How pathetic was it? How dramatic was it?

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
Always high on drama?

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
High drama?

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Because everything at that age, I mean, this is eleven,
that's quite young, but everything at that age is.

Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
Just extreme, and so when you lash out at your parents.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
You just do the weirdest shit like this.

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
Okay, what makes me laugh?

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Oh? Won one hundred and dars at him. Give us
a call now, tex through nine six nine sex.

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
My younger brother once put my younger sister on trade me.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
Love it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
We want to know when you were a teenager, how
did you lash out at your parents?

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
Give us a call.

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
We want to know how you lashed out.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
At your parents.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
When you're a teenager, did you take a picture of
your poop and uploaded to your mum's Facebook and say,
my dinner.

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
Maybe you did.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
That's what one girl in America did. Yeah. Man, there
are some great stories coming through. Yeah again, like who
would have kids. I used to hide my mum's car
radio face plate. Yes, some people would still have the
removable face plate. We've just moved into adulthood where you
just are happy with the car that came, the steering,

(01:13:14):
the game standard. You just moved to an age where
you're like, I don't have the money, yeah, to warry it,
to want that to be a fusion. Yeah. You shouldn't
have been wrong. I'd love some more speakers in my chimney,
the speakers and yeah, but I have more important things.
You don't need the extra weight in that vehicle slow down. No, No,

(01:13:36):
you can't have the few economy would just be terrible. Yeah,
some subfers in there, you'd lose all the boots. Yeah.
Someone used to hide their mum's face plate whenever she
got told off by her so she couldn't listen to
the radio when she was driving a car. Terrible for radio, Yeah,
yet bad for us. Yeah, that's actually please put it
right back. Someone said, when I was about seventeen, my

(01:13:57):
mum pulled bleach on my favorite T shirt and told
me I was an accident. Probably was, So this is
reverse vindict division. Wow. Yeah, they poured bleach on their
favorite I'm imagining the T shirt may have been yeah,
can't wear any band that they thought was going to
corrupt their weak girl. When I was in my thirty
she told me she did it on purpose because she

(01:14:17):
was angry at me. That's wild, that's wild that Yeah,
you meant to be the older, more mature parent. This
one's the low end of the scale. But mama parent
who would get pretty wild when it happened. She said,
the same pair of heels and four different colors. When
I was nine, she wouldn't let me watch Scooby Do
after school until I cleaned her room. What so I

(01:14:40):
went and swapped one shoe from each pier to another pair.
She went to a event the next day that she
got dressed, wore early in the morning with one brown
shoe and one navy shoe.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
Do you want to hear something really pathetic? I was
probably about twelve or so. I was pissed off on
my mum. I can't remember why, but I cut all
the elastic in her fitted sheets.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
When my dad annoyed me.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
I'd get it what a spray bottle and spray a
wet patch onto my bedroom ceiling. I'd do it every
now and then until my parents had to open the
ceiling to see where the leak was coming from. There
was no pipes running along at part of the ceiling.
They thought the roof was leaking. Someone came and said,
now the roofs sweat as it was a forever mystery.
But I used to do it when they pissed me off,
just to keep them I cleaned.

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
It's psychological.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
I came clean when I was forty three. That would
have cost your parents a fortune and getting this a
roofer and probably a plum. I was preteen and had
to be a bridesmaid with this awful flowery nineteen seventies dress.
Being a tomboy. The whole thought of this was horrific. Yeah,
I started to cut the dress up with scissors, but

(01:15:42):
Mum caught me before I could destroy the dress. Walking
back now, so dramatic.

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
Awful child I used to do when I was a
little little kid. I get so angry at my mum.
I just cut my fringe off and be like, screw you,
and I'd be like, I look like it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
You're the only one that's hurting from that. Yeah. When
I was fifteen and I was having a bit of
a teenage temper tantrum, Mum always used to try to
distract me cheer me up. One the time she said, okay,
let's say who can make the ugliest face? And before
she got even do anything, I said, you win, and
I really heard it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Feelings.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
Oh my god, someone said, who lashed out at their
appearance and they are teenager? I would have been absolutely
not on my in any other one. In respect for
another podcast, in the Bag the Plastic Bag, are they back? No? No,

(01:16:32):
still bend they never left in the line corn boy man,
if you enjoyed that, okay, oh and if you enjoyed it,
give us a writing and a review and be sure
to tell all of your friends. God, I need some sleep,
said Ms. Fletch. Vaughn and Hailey

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