Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 24th September 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM podcast network, the Fleshborne and Hailey Big Pod.
Great Things are brewing at mcafe. The Perfect start to
every Day plays Fleshborn and Hailey. Thank you Bran, good morning,
Welcome to the show. Fletchvaorn and Hailey. Hi, Hi, Hi everyone, guys.

(00:21):
It's Tuesday morning. Tuesday. Actually, guys, I'm excited it's Tuesday.
You know what that means to get yelling at us.
It's Taylor Tuesdays. Wed tickets to the end of the
Eras tour Live and Vancouver with z MS. Taylor Tuesdays.

(00:46):
It starts now, Taylor Tuesdays. We're gonna do this four
Tuesdays for the next four Tuesdays. We're gonna play Taylor
Swift songs on Tuesday between six am and whenever it finishes.
I'm assuming to night. It's going all day. Uh huh,
it's going until the day runs out. That's right. Every

(01:06):
time you hear a Taylor Swift song on z it
m oh eight hundred dollars at M first caller through,
we put you in the drawer to see her live
in Vancouver. The last show on the Era's tour December eighth,
then Holiday, then I imagine we're gonna have a huge
holiday knowing her though, she'll just be like new album.

(01:27):
So once everybody is in the drawer, after we do
four Taylor Tuesdays, we're gonna call somebody back and send
them to Vancouver. Flaying United Airlines flying NonStop from Auckland
and crash Church to the USA was connections to more
than two hundred destinations across the Americas. So you've got
to be listening for the Taylor Swift songs today on
the show. Got a few plays. Here's one right now

(01:49):
you go. We're gonna kick it off now, are we?
He go on? You know what to do with a classic?
Plays ms? Fleabod and Haley. It's Taylor Taylor Tuesday. Rissa,
you are the very first person in the drawer. Y yes,
have you have you seen her live before? Have you
seen her on the Aras toll and it was in

(02:10):
Australia or anywhere.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
You did get tickets to that show?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
You lucky little bee. Well, listen, someone just being a
greedy little piggy. Yeah, she wants more. She's trying to
double dip the error. You were sitting behind a pole. Yeah,
oh no, we can't have that we can't have that. Well, neurssa,

(02:36):
good luck you're in the drawer of that final show
and Vancouver on the arastour. Not behind a pole, not
behind it, guarantee, not behind a pole, not behind a
poll this one and if you went flying United Airlines
NonStop from Auckland and Chrish to the USA with connections
to more than two hundred destinations across the Americas, and
many many more songs. Today and this morning on our

(02:57):
show to get in the drawer to see Taylor Swift
Taylor Tuesdays.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Well done, Narissa. Next on the show this you know
what I did this weekend? Well emptied my washing basket.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
It overfloweth with clothes with clean or dirty clothes? Dirty? Wow,
feral scarm.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
I cleaned everything in that basket, but maybe some of
it I might not have needed to.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
I'll tell you why. Next plays that Ms. Fletchborn and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
You guys look like twins today. Your dark your dark
T shirt's on.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Blue jeans, plaint jeans. Yeah jeans, yep. How has that
a fresh clean T shirt? Actually it is? Is that
fresh from the wash?

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yeh?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Because it was on the washing rack and I got
up this morning, I was like, I'm going to wear
that that's today warm fresh. Always. I only wear a
T shirt once. No, I'll always put a T shirt
unless it's got a visible mark on it. Because we
work what we get up at four point thirty, Yeah,
I'll go home. I don't know. It could be ten
or eleven at the most. I'll be like, I'll put
the T shirt back. Yeah, and then because I go

(03:56):
to the gym. In my gym, get Fletcher's doing it
right now, I get back into this T shirt. I
changed jeans, but I'd probably stand this T shirt. Really,
but either it all mucky in that T shirt. It's
a word T shirt. But then just wash it. No,
you're washing it too much. So there's a UK This
is from a UK like washing.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Brand, which you kind of think wouldn't do a study
into the fact that we're washing our clothes too much
because you'd want they you'd think that they want you
to keep washing your.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Clothes, so you're using their detergent. To use the detergents.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
But actually it's terrible, and it's not only terrible for
your clothes. I'm thinking I'm looking at your T shirts
and I'm thinking it's a rich cotton.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
We've got one hundred percent cotton in our hands here.
And you know what, Vane's wearing a faded black T
shirt because he's washing washed it too much. It's one
of my older T shirts. You have washed it too much.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Whereas fleshes, it's nice and fresh because he washes it
every second week.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
We just say second wear. Yeah, you don't need to
wash them too much.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
We wash clothes too much, and not only is it
bad for the clothes, it's terrible for the environment.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Because you're using water and then you're wasting that using water,
but also I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
So if you wash clothes that are made from modern
things like synthetic fabrics, yeah, washing clothes made from synthetic
fabrics amounts accounts for eight percent of the microplastics in
our waterways because it's coming out of the fabric. The
plastic is like going into the water from our clothes.
And they're like, you really don't need to we're as

(05:19):
the close like we're down.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, oh right.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Little bits of plastic in your like polyester for example,
are actually going contributing eight percent to the microsplastics.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Doesn't They recently cut someone's brain open and find microplastics. Yeah,
we've got ma microplasics gives coursing through it. They just
get in.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah, and people are like, we're part of this generation
that that were not generation.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
We're part of this day and age.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Shall I say that where people are just washing our
clothes like after every single weear, But our ancestors never
did that.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Maybe have some of us, Yeah exactly. I am recently
told us smelling that every time you're not closed, that's
your body, that's your person, no body you think it
was the clothes that's stunk. And then there's there was
that's a few people message me saying you want to
give them a soak in the old hate them when
you've got a stinky top and what's the white stuff

(06:12):
that's not nappy, saying vinegar, that's what it was. Sad, sad, sad.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Power I did put vinegana in vanianagar vinegar. Michael Vinegan
had a hearing it, whiskers on his chin again, shave
them off and drew the vinegan.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, poor Michael Vinegar.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
You can if you've got stinky clothes like worn, he's
notorious for a stinky clothes. You could put a cap
of vinegar in your wash really really helps.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
White red wine vinegar if you've got one of those
Paul Newman Italian vinegar. If I've only got some vinegar chips, yeah,
it's fine, work chips because the chips will go away,
but the vinegar will playing. The clothes play Splitchborne and

(07:05):
taily Well. I saw this on TikTok a woman doing
an unboxing insoles for your shoes and there's like, imagine,
you know, like an insole for your shoe, an insole
in my shoes. No, trust, I just buy shoes and
I'm like, I'm happy with Watson them.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yeah, I'm like, thank you factory.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Orthopedic perfection, orthopedic perforction have arches nice? Are you flat arched? No?
I'm just relating to people who perhaps are flatter. Yeah,
I mean I wouldn't mind so much support. Yeah, would
say no, I wouldn't say no. Maybe. Well, anyway, this
insole for the shoe has a cutout, a circular cutout,

(07:46):
and what can fit perfectly in that circular cutout when
you put it into your shoe secrets an ear tag?
Oh Storkerry, Storkerry. But also like like parents buy these
for their kids. Oh yeah, we talked about taking it.
I don't know if you could tag your boyfriend or
your husband like I think he'd see unless you put

(08:08):
another insol on top of that.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
I want to say, just looking at this article, I've
opened it up. Yeah, she's there's a woman showing off
this new and soul with the cutout. I'm going to say,
that's about a size twelve men's shirt. Yeah, it's not
a kid kids for tracking your kids when they go
to school, that is a that's a that's a big man.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
That's a boyfriend tracker. Yeah, but again, tanks they beep,
they're going, they're going off. If tanks following you, it's
going to alert you unless you get it. Unless you
can sneakily share thing with them, right yeah, share ear
tag Yeah yeah, if you were able to.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
I don't know what am I going to do? Track
eron walking from the house to the garage. Yeah, the
garage to the truck.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
So when he goes to mindy ten, might a ten
to calendar girls, sweet to the champagne man back to yeah,
because he forgot a couple of screw exactly.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
It feels yeah, it feels like it's really enabling distrusting
girlfriends to track their partners.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Because he was that girl that was undoing the tongue
on her boyfriend sho and remember that, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah, which is can you remind me because I still
haven't bought a man, I need some What happens when
you're away from the device that they're connected to they
doing they beep.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
They make like a chirping sound. If not, if they're
getting their signal off one device that's not your phone, Yeah,
for too long and alert that phone saying you've got
an ear tag within your vicinity. Yeah, it will make
it like a chirping sound. And then you can either
be like report or like dismiss it if you know,

(09:48):
say it was your partner's ear tag or whatever. You right,
because yeah, Shadow gets it. If she takes my car,
which is a privilege for her to take the chimney,
the gym, the lucky girl taking the chymney because there's
one of my keys and one hidden in my car.
I'm not going to say we're in my caka where
the jimneys. Everybody wants to steal a Suzuki chimney. They

(10:09):
do the hot properties. Yeah, so so I'm amazed to
loon yesterday they make it up a mountain. Oh, I
need to kill the ultimate factory factory standard four whell drive.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
I was going to go into that group chair and
be like, yeah, but at like twenty kilometers an hour upper.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Mountains, save the speed to go up a mountains. It
was telling me that screaming for it is a casual
stroll up the mountain, and it will also be beeping
because he's an ear started ship talking Jim Well Hailey,
didn't fleet shutter ship talking chimneys to somebody who has
a jymney, not knowing that they are a chimney. We
were trying to family. Yeah, yeah, well I stand by

(10:47):
my stand by my roast. Yeah, but what was I saying? Yeah,
So then she'll get a notification saying an ear tag
and wherever she's driven it said it was with you
for this in the end of your drive. Which have
you just had that pop up and you were in
your own car? Oh my god, would be terrified, it
would be, yeah, yeah, because people do that. They slip

(11:08):
like you hear people overseas, like you know, trying to
take advantage of people pass them slipping in a handbag
or a bag and then follow them to their accommodation
rob them. Yeah yeah, yeah, So yeah, you gotta be careful.
Trust ever, ever, never ever, trust no one. Just never
go out.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Play play.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
I just there's nothing more to this than to tell
you that I had a delicious dinner last night, A
dupe dinner, a dupe dinner. So I went to the
to the supermar Sha.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, got some got some new containers.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
And I got a few things, like for a couple
of days worth of food, one of which was just
some petties.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
And sometimes you ripped. Man. I'll tell you what. I
haven't heard the he hitting patties because I say, just
I rolled. The soft petties are frozen. Because you've got
to be careful. A man stabbed himself to death trying
to separate frozen petties. Did he go through the packet
and he went through through the petty into his guts. Yeah,

(12:18):
but he was in the UK, and yes, for a
way to go. Moment of silence for him. That's got
to be in there boards the darest way to die.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
So I got some petties because sometimes I don't I
don't want to make I can't be bothered with making
a whole mints based dish, but I can't be bothered
with a steak. But I feel like but so I'll
just have patties with like salad or like legetables or whatever.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Do you wrap up the patties.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
No, fry them up like a burger. But don't have
them in a burger.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Right, you just have it on a plate around that's weird.
Rounds around disc a mean disc an alternative to a sausage.
You got to make your own ressols. Don't need a
patty or buy ressols. I just patty them.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
But yesterday I made these patties and I I'm following
the Slat food program at the moment, as you know
from how it takes me an hour and a half
to eat my slow oats in the morning. And so
I've got a certain amount of matcros to and I
needed some carbo hydrates. So I was like, maybe I'll
make a patty rap. I've got some raps nicknack patty rap,
a nicknack petty rap. Give the girl a box that's

(13:23):
for after dinner.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
That's for after anyway.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
So I was like, I've got a rap and I
laid it out and I've got some patties, and I
was like, what else have I got?

Speaker 1 (13:29):
And I went into the fridge and I was like,
oh my god, I've got.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Lettuce, I've got pickles, I've got red onion, I've got tomatoes.
I'm going to make a burger rap. And then I
was like, do you know what I'm going to make?
Get rid of those tomatoes. I'm going to make a
big Mac petty rap.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Well, that's trademarked. You have the pickle sauce. I made
pickle sauce.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
You may yeah, what worth mustard kitchen up, a tiny
bit of mayo, paprika juice, Worcester sauce. I've made big
Mac sauce before. Just give out the secret Big Max sauce.
Is it a secret that have other cool things in it?
But there's like a thousand million big Mac ripoff sauces

(14:11):
and I've made it heaps of times.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
So I just made it burger sauce or like the
Cullies burger sauce.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
But most people would have mustard, tomato sauce and mayo
in the fridge and then some paprika and pickle juice
so good, So I made the big Mac sauce, and
then I shredded the lettuce and I put my patties,
which I had put a little bit of cheese on
in the rap, and then I put some onion and
I think I had put a little bit of tomato,
and I wrapped it up and I was like, this
won't be as good as a big Mac.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
It was pretty closs. What wait, McDonald's have some competition.
Are you getting big mac patti rap?

Speaker 3 (14:44):
The big petty rap was so delicious, and now I
can't go back to any other, any other thing, any
other kind of rat. You've got to do a petty rap,
and you've got to make the big Mac sauce.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
To make a Haley Sprouse big Mac panti, I think
it'd be better if the patty was ripped up like.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Well, I actually cut the because I I cut the
patties in half. So I had one and a half
patties cut in half, and I sort of laid them.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Out because I was wondering how you were wrapping around patty. Yeah,
you know, No, No, that worked as well. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
I made them more sort of half moons patties with cheese,
Big Mac saws lettuce onion tomato. It was so good
in a rap, and then I lightly I sealed the
rap in the pan.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
You know when you just give a little toast. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. It feels awfully close to burrito. I'm just
gonna say it feels awful and very burrito adjacent. Like
there's a bit of crossover there because.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
You know that people got obsessed with making the big
big Mac tacos just like that, but a big one
because sprows big Mac Patty rap.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah, I can't. I think you're run into some legal
issues there if you're going to call it that.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Taylor Sprus Big Mac Patty rap TM trademark half trademarked.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Get in line. That's hell.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
I used a pharaoh's Italian herbs. It's just what I
hear Italians, I know. But you could just use whatever.
What if you have got plain.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
One, what's your wrap of choice? I don't do raps,
but i'd go a plain one. What don't you do raps?
You feel like you'd be a rap man. Raps are great.
I don't want a soft shell. Yeah, that's a that's
a different meal. We get those low car wraps.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Yeah, we used to have those rule yeah, well look
not the keto one too many.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
I can't wait until McDonald's sue you for copyright. I
can't trademark of them. She's only feeding herself. What if
I call it a big, big, big back patty rap.
You go to the gym, you're gonna get a big
bad it MS flinch vawn and blah blah blah blah

(16:53):
blah blah blah. This is the top six. Wow, he
hath buken? Daddy, what is happening? Daddy said? Public servants
are back to the office, working from home, not an entitlement.
Oh this is a prime minister, your daddy, not daddy, Okay,

(17:14):
it was the Nation Country's danny. Okay, yeah, stepdad. I
feel like a lot of like our workplace said it
a long time ago, everybody back to work. I like,
I love having people in the office.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
I think that was one of the things that they said,
was like the workplace culture is dying, and people aren't Wellington.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Dying, That Wellington was so dead. I think that was
the idea. I think that the thing on the news
last night when I saw the story, it was that
like Wellington cafe owners and stuff are like, we're kind
of really struggling, but I think worse than COVID. They've said. Yeah,
but then if even if public servants go back to work,
I don't think they're going to be spending like they were.

(17:55):
They a lot of them. Yeah, the numbers of them
have dwindled significantly, and the parameter is that complain working
from home for that. But I'll be pointing fans anymore. Now.
We're not here to be political, but I'm saying, even
if they all go back, people are spending money like
they were. People are struggling, you know, mortgages are still insane.
Bringing servant and the government is literally saying there's more
fat to trump. You're not going to be spinning because

(18:17):
you're going to be like, what if next week I'm
the fat that gets trimmed? Do I need to have
a little cush for the push? We love a bit
of cush for the love, cush for the push. Yeah, Well,
today's top sex, the top six other things the PM
is demanding of public servants. Okay, because he's their boss. Yeah,
because he's the top of the food chain for the public.
He is the he is a public servant technically number

(18:38):
six on the list. Shine his shoes and call him master.
I don't know if he's going to do that or
do you want a job or not? Yeah, I mean yeah,
Number five on the list. Do not look at him
directly in the eye and never cast an eye on
his wife. Oh but those arms, we're gonna look at
the arms. Your years, good arms, good arms. Release the workout. Yeah,

(19:05):
she does need to release. Yeah was that Michelle O?
She released the workout of the arms and yeah, first, lady,
workout what we need. Number four on the list of
the top six other things the PM demands of public servants.
Socks pulled up and skirts longer than the knee.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Oh but I like wearing little mini skirts to work. No.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Number three on the list of the top six of
other things that the PM demands of public stuvants. None
of them are allowed to have hair anymore because they're
all going to be bored like him. Buzz can't, which
is fine, that's fair in very North Korea's Korean fielter,
it doesn't it. Number two on the list of the
top six other things PM demands of public servants. He
wants to know all their passwords, all of them, so

(19:51):
you can log it. Mind's naughty though, what I'd change
it before you let it know. You're also not a
public servant. You're Luxton Luxton one. Oh all right, you're
going to be fired and number one in the list
of the top six other things the Prime Minister demands
of public servants. None of them are allowed to be
taller than him. Oh you like some small and bald

(20:12):
it's Tom Cruise. It's Tom Cruise syndrome. No casting someone
bigger than Yeah. Yeah, Tom Cruise doesn't want he wants
an apple box. Another Henry Cavill situation. Yeah, where Henry
Cavill's got a crouch and Tom Cruise has got to
be on stilts. Yeah, to measure up to what might
be the most perfect than Henry Cavell for Prime Minister.

(20:33):
Oh my god, I'll obey the Lord tell me what
to do? What to do? That is today's top sex
plays Flesh one and Haley. It's Taylor Swift arms it
in when tickets to the End of the.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Errors Tour Live in Vancouver with Ms Taylor Tuesdays.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Kerry, you are the second person in the drawer to
see Taylor Swift on the Era's tour in Vancouver. O God, Ditas.
Have you Have you managed to catch her live before
on the Eras Show or any of the previous.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
Oh no, not yet?

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Okay, wow, So this would be your first ever Taylor concert?
Should be it would be your last chance? Okay, I
good luck. We've got four Tailor Tuesdays and then we're
gonna pick one lucky winner who gets to go with
a friend to Vancouver flying United Airlines. They're flying NonStop
from Auckland and christ Church to the USA with connections
to more than two hundred destinations across the America's so

(21:32):
many more chances today on Taylor Tuesday, to Go and
the Drug. Keep listening for those Taylor Swift songs. TikTok
and I tried.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
I did try it because I know that TikTok was
sort of supposed to come in and replace Instagram.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
But you you're you're an Instagram Graham. Yeah, I know
you love you. I love my reels.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
But I did have a go on TikTok because everyone
said it was the cool thing to do.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Will you try to be a TikToker? And it lasted
two videos? Didn't It Just hard? Just a lot I
have to cut through.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
But if anywhere If TikTok is defined by any generation,
it's gen Z, right.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
They lap it up, they love it. They are the
TikTok generation.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Well, apparently, according to a new surveying out of America,
that's my perfect American accent. A drama school, the National
Drama School.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
How much did you pay for that?

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Again? Now, apparently, according to a new survey outside.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Of America, how's that acting work going at the moment?

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Well, I'm not getting a lot of work out of
the States, which is kind of crazy given how much
work I've put into this out sound.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Guy that used to review sit in this car and
like review food curries, and I am today eating a
butter chick.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Well, according to a new survey out of the US,
half of gen Z's wish that TikTok had never been born, which.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Is one of the most dramatic Gens things to say,
because they're so addictive. It's addictive.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
It's addictive segnature of social media and smartphones. They themselves
love it so much, but they're aware of the impact
that it's having on their lives, so they're chained to it.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Even Instagram reels. I'm so aware, and you guys will
send me some reels, but I'm not I'm not on
there all the time. I am. I stop myself. No,
I don't have TikTok's. It's honestly so good.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
I really love flicking through some reels and I totally
get that. Yeah, it's addictive and it's not really giving
me what I think that it's giving me.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
It's the before bed that ruins everybody.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Yeah, I know you've got I was doing that yesterday.
I hopped into bed really early. This was my opportunity
to have an early night. Aaron had a friend around
and I was like, great, I'm gonna get into bed
early and get a get ahead. And I was on
reels and I was like flipping, flicking, and I was
like no, no, no, no, no, no no, and I put it down.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
And then before you knew it, it was eleven o'clock. No no,
no, no no.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
I put it down because I was like, this is
it's gone to be eleven o'clock. So you know what
I mean in my head, I'll keep going. So I
put it down and I put it on a podcast.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Okay, okay, right, play.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Play Well, the renos are nearly finished. So many people
keep asking, can your house finished year? Is your house
finished year?

Speaker 1 (24:21):
It doesn't work like that.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Doesn't all go to plant at least they came in
out of budget. Why would you say that, Why would
you even bring up money? Yeah, why would you say that?

Speaker 6 (24:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
No, But seriously, we're nearly finished, and honestly, if you're
thinking about renovating, just don't.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
My god.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Some of our friends on the weekend were like, oh,
we want to renovate, and I was.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
I had had a couple of.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Drinks and I was like, don't doubt about yeah, run
for the hells. Anyway, it's nearly finished. And one of
the last rooms it had to be done was the
middle room, the spear room, I'd say the guest room.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Yeah, it was the guest room. And I guess if
you had a kid, you put it in there. Yeah.
Well maybe that's small one at the front, as far
away from me as.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Possible anyway, and it's a bit it's a kind of
a long room and it's like this dark navy color,
and we wanted a way to make it a little
bit special. And then we were looking at wallpaper and whatnot,
and then we decided to do a wallpaper mural and
you can go on there's lots of websites that do it.
You can go on these websites and you can choose

(25:25):
like artwork of by artists Picasso, even Donee, and you
can choose a painting and I'll print it to the
size you want and your wallpaper on your wall. And
so you've got this big, massive piece of art. So
ours is like probably three meters tall by two and

(25:46):
a bit meters wide, and it's this massive art mural
called Death in Life by an artist called Gustaf Climped
and it's it's quite an odd I've got a big
picture of that.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
It's not contemporary. Is it contemporary?

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Well, it's from nineteen oh four, so it is a
kind of almost modern.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Yeah, nineteen four. Did you think it was older? No?
I thought it would have been no, yeah, yeah, yeah
I thought it was. Actually I love I yeah, I
love it. And it's like something you can see on
the wall of a Mexican restaurant. Yes, yeah, very much.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Because it's got a skull, it's got death, because it's
called Death in Life. It's got death which is the
skull figure who's death and he's coming for life, which
is a picture of like some lovers, a grandmother, a
baby who was naked. The mother babies are often naked. Yeah,
the mother who's also naked.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
There's a booby.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
There's a booby on the mum, and that's sort of
depicting life. And it's it's a lot, it's a lot,
a lot of.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
How does it work? Because I saw the application and
the guy was that a wallpaper man? Yes, that's less
from the block we call him because he was the
he was on the there was a watching him in
the story was I wanted a whole video of him
my applying wallpaper because I've ever seen my mates applying
wallpaper and it's junk and it comes apart at the
scenes later on.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Yeah, it was incredible, Like he folds it down and
then you gotta let the and you pull it, you
manipulate it. It's really like, it was pretty amazing to watch.
I did put it up on my at mill Cottage
Reno Instagram page if.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
You want to see what this mural that we're talking about,
because you might have an image in your mind. It's
nothing like you imagine.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Yeah, it's insane and there's a few people that message
being like, oh my god, who's going to sleep in
that room?

Speaker 1 (27:32):
I was like, oh, my guests, or like, who's going
to buy this house when you finish with it?

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:36):
I know so many people are saying that about a
house being like, oh yeah, a lot of personality in.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
There, Yeah, a lot of color. Easy, like the house
on the block that the people aren't building it to
win the block. They're building it because they love the house. Yeah,
make as much money at auction and they're like, what
went wrong?

Speaker 4 (27:51):
I know?

Speaker 3 (27:51):
But the thing is this house is for us, and
it's awesome.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
I wish when we're like we've never whenever we ever innovaded.
I remember we were old enough once to go for
a light gray wall wad. That's a bold wall choice.
But if you know, it's great, if you had your way,
there'd be a millennium falcon poking out the side wall.
That's ideas heads. Yeah, Like I know a single and

(28:17):
had a bachelor pad, it would have an aldium falcon
hanging from the ceiling. Yeah yeah, yeah. My bed would
be a race car. Yeah, it would be light in
the Queen. I have a king size lighting the Queen
racing car bed.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
I just think it's it's really interesting when you because
you know, I'll buy Late New Zealand house and garden
and the houses that are in there, they've got these
really like individual features, like kind of odd things that
people will put in and I love it. I'm always like,
that's great. And it's not renting this, oh I am
just technically renting off the bank.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
And this is what we wanted to ask you this morning.
What's the craziest feature you've seen in someone's house? Like
did they have a giant portrait of themselves a ceiling?

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Did they have one of those amazing like pool lever
thing and a all switches around and then it's like
a bar trap or trap door like a seagret library.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
We're in an airbnb in the corimandle and under the
rug there was atch and it went into a wine
cell in somebody's one of those, and I said what's
down there? He's like, it's my cellar. I was like,
and he's the plans and we don't tell the council.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
But do you remember a few years ago there's that
woman in the UK put on a slide from upstairs
to downstairs and she was like, this is my house,
this is my house and that's how I choose to
get around.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yeah, I do what I want. It's my house. Yeah,
but maybe it was something cool, but maybe it was
also something like quite ghastly, like a big artwork. As
a child, I always thought when I grew up and
became an adult, I would have a train that ran
around my house like a little it was, Yeah, and
you could pop things on it and you'd see that
you'd seen it. Like if it was Christmas, it would

(29:53):
come back and I would have snow on it. Yeah,
and then it's Easter, it would be having carrying little Eastere.
It's not too late for a snack. You've got a
high start. You could put that thing up there to
your wife, and I encourage that. Okay, we want to
take your calls nowals and Amazon number text through nine
six nine sex.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
What is the wildest or craziest feature you've seen in
someone's house? If someone takes them people who don't have
kids are weird.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
You're in the wrong place, dud, You're out a ruled
in studio. Give us a call.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
We want to know the wildest, weirdest feature you've seen.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
In the house. Have you had any immediate feedback on
your posts? That you put up people loving it. Yeah,
there and death is the death in life, death and life. Yeah,
is this? This is a guest room? All stay in
if I am drinking at yours and don't want to
get an eighty dollars behind. Yeah, it's dark, isn't it.

(30:47):
It's a lot waking up in that room with a
hangover here with the skull sort of staring over you. Yeah,
you'll be all right. We've asked the crazy features you've
seen in someone's house. We asked on Instagram too, and
had quite a few responses. Tony said, we went to
an open home and it had a dungeon and the
steer wall and on the stair wall on the way

(31:07):
down to the dungeon was a full price list of
tricks tricks.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
So do we think there's some sort of dominatrix who
owned the house? Madb perhaps, and that's where she took
they took their client.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Did have people knocking on your door when you moved in,
thinking I would convert that sex dungeon into a dungeons
and dragons dungeon. Well, that's just that's just as said,
we went, we went to a place where the oven.
This isn't just like weird. This is just something she
was and I kind of get it because I'd like

(31:39):
to say this too. An oven where the door opens,
You know how you open the oven door and it's
ninety degrees to the oven, and then the door slid
under the oven, so you didn't need to reach over
the door to get something out of a warm mounted
ovens the risk of burning me. Wouldn't there be a
giant hole under your oven? I think the door may

(32:00):
hungover the oven itself. You know who would have designed it? Germans?
Germans gonna written all over it, does Stacey? What's the
craziest speech you have seen in someone's home?

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Hi? So, when I was a kid, made to go
and stay with my nana in the school holidays and
she would take me to her friends her and in
the middle of her friend's lounge with a rouge that
was a real polar bear like the The main part
of the rouge, which was like the I don't know,

(32:36):
the back and the honey folded out of the skin
was all flat, but the paws and the head would
tax the.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Dermy, oh my god. In the middle of their lounge
was just Haileywood loves Texas. You would one thousand percent
have one of these?

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Oh, I thought it. It feels a bit off being
a polar bear.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
But maybe if it's an into what are we gonna
do already there probable like really rachel or something.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
Was it a mansion, No, it was just a normal
old house and.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Timor normal old house and timo with a pole of
a rut. Amazing. It would be like to PLoP the
head on your head and like we're like so cool.
It would look Stacey, thank you. More messages in. We
went to a place where there was a hole in
the kitchen floor under the table where you drop your

(33:31):
food scraps, because the chickens lived under the house. Oh,
get on, I've heard that's an old school. If you
keep chickens under your house, it like reduces your rodents
and they eat like insects and stuff. Oh okay, kept
them under the side of your house. But then you've
got a hole in your house's srap doors through the floorboards. Yeah,
little chirping they do. You're just hear it under your

(33:53):
a sauna in the living room. But it was just
big enough for one o those single people saun Yeah,
Finland odd, I get a lot of sun, leave them alone.
A giant shoe shaped bath. Sho shaps a foot person's
shoe shaped bath. Get it, I'm a dirty little foot.

(34:17):
Wait is I imagine it was a horseshoe bath. The
bath is a shoe, a shoe shoe.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Imagine I was imagining like like a toe and then
a heel. Yeah, like like like an insole of a shoe.
That's the shape, like a bit of a jelly bean,
kidney bean.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Oh, there are bathtubs that look like shoes. Oh yeah,
I've seen those. That's My aunt used to have an
indoor spar the whole house out of chlorine. Yuh, indoors spar.
And he said, I went home with a guy and
I got to his room and he had a spar
in the middle of his bedroom.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
I was like, no, I reckon that guys bringing home
too many women.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
That's damp. That's a damp point. Yeah, imagine the steam
going up into the room. Flora ceiling, pink carpet in
the bathroom. They loved carpeting bathroom. My grandparents had carpet
in the bathroom. Such an unusual choice. And then you
get out of the bath and you squish into it.
Pirate ship in the middle of their pool. I'm on board.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Oh my god, my godfather had a pirate ship in
the middle of his pool. He had it in their grandcats. Yeah,
it had like cannons and slides and stuff. Very wealthy man.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
One of the cool laundry shoots that sucks dirty clothes
straight to the laundry. Love that. I want to slide down.
Mum and Dad have a suit of armor in the
entrance to their house. Oh that's cool. It's very British.
Saw someone with taxidomy once. It was gross and creepy.
That's from someone who's that's from someone who's username as
bigfoot hunters in z You think that would be all

(35:54):
about texting him and then themselves would like to hunt
the bofoot. Yeah, I dominates. I love textiom. There was
a Dominatrix outfit hanging in the wardrobe during an open home.
We opened the to cheat the wardrobes in an open home.
You want to know what sort of state there?

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Oh my god, border house never thought to look under
the beds. They didn't carpet under them. What lots of
blank beard carpet spots?

Speaker 1 (36:16):
What somebody must around the bed? That's absurd. A full
frontal nude portrait of the mum in the living room.
She had two sons and I saw this when I
was age eleven. Saloon doors into the toilet from the bathroom.
That wasn't that used to be a thing, the swing doors.

(36:37):
If your toilet came off your bathroom, that just separated
with just a swing door. I guess they were like,
well around here, you're in here. Yeah, it doesn't matter.
There was a radio that looked like a pair of breasts.
One nipple was the tuna and the other nipple was
the volume. Incredible. I hope right now is listening to
us in the ketch on radio. Yeah. A life size

(37:01):
wedding photo of them in their tiny house house life
sized so they had the wedding photo Blandet. They would
take up one entire wall of the tiny hout. I
don't really get it. Why you would want there of yourself,
I don't know. I can't explain these things. People are weird.

(37:21):
People are really weird. We owned a house with a
tavern on the top floor. It must be not at
the top, dungeon down the bottom. Cool house. Oh oh,
it would be good. That's when leaves. Sorry, plays ms
Fletchporhn and Haley. It's Taylor Swift, It's Taylor Tuesday on
zid M Rosie. You've never seen Taylor live, Hi, you've

(37:45):
never seen her? No, never seen her live.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
But I've been a huge fan ever since debut came
out and one of fans.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Wow, you are in the drawer to see her live
the final show of the Aerostore in Vancouver December eight.
Good luck, Oh my gosh, thank you so much. Guys,
You're welcome. Flights as well, flying United Airlines. If flying
Nonsop from Auckland and crashed to the USA with connections
to more than two hundred destinations across the America's loads
more chances today. It's a lot to get in the drawer,

(38:16):
silly little.

Speaker 5 (38:20):
It is so silly, silly, silly that the silly little silly.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
When we started doing so a little parlor and we
had a long intro and a short intro, yep, and
that's the long intro. But now it feels short. How
short would the short one feel? I don't know. I
think it was just a longer one and just every
now and then play a full one. This gives us
time to like a coffee, mean me, I think it's fine.

(38:52):
I think it's fine. Yeah, me too.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
We should make that the medium one. Yeah, make it
the medium yep, all right.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
So Little Holidays pays for birthday dinner or drinks or
like if you're going out for someone's birthday. Because I
saw someone, and maybe workplaces are slightly different, but I
saw someone who was expected to do like a work
shout for their birthday. My work drinks and then you're
expected to, like at least with the first round. No,

(39:20):
the workplace pays.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
I feel like, if you like when I threw a thirtieth,
I put a starting amount on the bar, just a lot.
I think it was like five hundred bucks or something.
Must be nice, I know, and then the rest of
the night light up to you.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Yea.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
We went out for a friend's birthday on Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
We literally didn't drinking drink do we know? We all
just paid our own way the whole night. But it
was our company that was the present, wasn't its presents?
Was the prison?

Speaker 7 (39:55):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Mike feels that way.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Yeah, he was like, Wow, I am so lucky to
have these two here my birthday.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Well, who pays on a birthday? Six percent said. The
birthday person shouts, yeah, But then is it different? Because
I can always remember going out for like my granddad's
birthday and there was a big gregmarole on who was
going to pay? No, no, no, you found we're paying
that yeah, to think away and pay on his birthday,
and people said, The group shouts, The group shouts. The

(40:23):
birthday boy or girl got a text message to start things.
Office just came in. I'm an early childhood educator. I
work at a center that said we had to provide
a morning tea on our birthday. On that particular day,
I had the last break and there was nothing left
for me. The birthday girl who bought everything for this
morning tea shout. I had to cry, Oh my god,

(40:44):
you turn up. There's no bloody hundreds and thousands of
biscuits left. Yeah. And somebody else said, at our old workplace,
we had to provide morning tea for the whole office
on our birthdays. You know why the house no way. Yeah,
and probably for a company that makes millions of dollars
a year. Bring a bag of mandarins and like go
crazy if I go some feedback on it, Josh said,

(41:05):
if I go out and have to pay for a
cent of my birthday dinner. There'll be a whole new
group of people at the next birthday. Josh has spoken,
that's fair. Ah, okay, brend a name I've never heard before,
and maybe oh Brendan. No, it's b E r E
n D barn briend Brenda Brenda, it's Brenda without an

(41:26):
A on the inn with an E after the B
b by. I'm most likely outnumbered in this pile. But
I paid the bill for my latest birthday dinner, and
to say the least, I've never seen my friends so
offended in my life. They demanded the waiter for the
bill so they could work it out how much they
owed me, but I didn't accept their money. I'm simply
were returning the favor for my family and friends being

(41:47):
at my birthday dinner. I want a friend like bereand
brend is a true friend. And then again to my
birth then I'm like, remember how we're friends, and then
I make pay for my dinner. Regod Yeah, fair enough.
Also annoys me when you find out at the end
of dinner that you've been shouted dinner, Because if I
has been shouted dinner, why if you plan on shouting

(42:07):
dinner if you plan on shouting dinner for friends or
anyone before payday and don't tell them no. But you
never tell them because then they order more if they
think they're paying, they're responsible. Yeah, they're not going.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
To get a cocktail after a cocktail after cocktail, after
the steak, after some starters, and that potatoes.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Should just see the magic word dark potatoes his hips A. Yeah,
that's like the sleeper waking up word for what do
they call that? The drugger for Salvaga, it's been a
working by his trigger buttato. Sorry, guys, after finishers dance,
I gotta go kill the prisoner. How good? How good?

Speaker 3 (42:48):
I'm not some duck fair My freezer and a freezer.
Yeah that's you can keep it in.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
The freezer, frag forever in a freezer fresh yum, okay,
and back under ah imagen. It's like we've hypnotized him.
What are we millionaires? Is imagen? Everyone pays with their
own meal. Those feeling flush can shout their birthday mupp

(43:15):
at a drink, yeah, I like that, or table fries. Yeah,
I'll get fries at the table. That's pretty bergie. When
the first time you'll be like, I'll get the fries
if you're sharing it. Yeah, yeah, I love doing that.
What do we got? What do we got? What do
we share? I'll get a fries. Stiff said in the UK,
you have to supply your own birthday cake at work,
and that, to me is one of the highest insults
of humanity. Absolutely. So like Morning Team, maybe, but like

(43:42):
like we want to celebrate your birthday, you must provide
the most central thing to the celebration groups shout that
my partner is Russian and it's super common for the
birthday person to pay. Oh, don't say duck fat potatoes
to him. He may wake up.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Did you just say I'm going to kill everybody? Play?

Speaker 1 (44:11):
He said? Afternoon I was having some swift ablutions. Okay,
the afternoon, I was taking a poop and I got
a notification. Does that have anything to do with this story? Okay,
kind of. So I'm on the toilet and I get

(44:32):
anything a full picture, I get a note of it.
I wasn't painting a picture with it with his poop. Yeah,
please please marrying your dog. We've decided that's the new show.
The thing We're gonna yellow.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Anything outrageous happens.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Marrying your dog. So I'm enjoying my swift ablutions, playing
my game Last War. And you shouldn't sit on the
toilet too long. I know I shouldn't. In the document before,
I've been. I've been, and I've had a finger up
there before, and he told me that the problem as
I sit on the toilet for too long, and now
he continues to sit too long because I got a
notification on our security camera saying a vehicle was detected

(45:11):
on the driveway. Yeah. I was like, it'll be a courier, yeah,
trapping off something that shadows address. And I look and
it's not. I was like, that's not the courier's van.
And I then I open up that camera and my
other camera on the front of this right, I'm camera
it up. Wow, camera up. I see you. I see

(45:33):
you from all angles. I open up the other camera
and the car. You guys know, our driveway long, yeah,
nice long driveway. Little it's got a little landing strip
and then it yeah, it does down the middle. It's
a Brazilian. He keeps a trim. Yeah, he keeps a trim,
but there's a there's a strip down the middle and
then it turns and that's where you can see the
front of our house. The car turns and sees my

(45:54):
car there and immediately stops, backs around and goes back
out the drive of Wait, wait, was your gate open? Yes?
Why was your gate open? The gate is broken. That's right,
the gate itself was broken, not the thing that drives
up right outside your house. They come right down and
you're on the toilet. My cars usually I put the
chimney in the shed. Yeah, but the jymney was because

(46:16):
I got home and I needed the swift ablution, so
I it was that. Swift went in and Shadow was
in the lounge and I watched this car on the
camera pulling back around and drive out. After a little
bit of a look, see like they pulled on back around,
out they go. And I said to shout a, who's that?
I rang her from the Swift to Blue shoft for
Gods sad. She's like, where are you? I said, it's

(46:38):
currently evacuating mating bowl and Colin, I said, who was
that in the driveway. She's like, I didn't hear her
see anything. And I sent her the security camera footage
off the app and I said, do you know do
you know that car and she's like no, I was
like queer, I said, healthly queer? How old queer? How flique?

(46:58):
Maybe they just got the wrong house, Like these things
do happen? Did they look various? I couldn't see faces.
All I could see was some high viz. So then
literally ten minutes later on Facebook, on the local page,
someone puts up the exact same car, exact same number plate.

(47:19):
But the person at there, they said they went home.
The person opened their gate, came in, they got out
the case casing joints, the case in your house. Boy.
I'm like, yeah, they were just here. And I upload
a screencap and the person's.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Like, which which community pages? This is this one of
the big the big one with all the regions.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Yeah, it's got lots of slashes and us. Yeah, and
so it popped off. We were doing except it was
one of those super sleuth moments. It looks a lot
like this car that stole my partner's ute. DA looked
nothing like that car. So I said, no, look at
that number plate, look at this number plate. Car jammed
them both love car jamming anytime a little bit specious,

(48:01):
or when you see inside the road land Rover? Yeah,
do you pay for free and it just says what
make a model of the car it is and if
the police have got an interest in it, like stolen
or reported to the police. So there was none of that.
So that was on the car that the other person
said it looks like this car to what she said. No,

(48:21):
that's a tweet to markets.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
This was not.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
This was a people mover and someone said, oh, they
were at my house last week and put up another photo,
same three people, same gear. Someone's like, different location. So
we report it to the police and what's happened, and
they're on the they're on the polices. The police are like,
we're on it. We'll keep an eye out for them.
Anybody else please report did you ring nine one or
did you ring that? Somebody else took care of that?

(48:43):
Somebody else and you were on the swift ablutions it's
not nine one one, that's a one one one to me.
Get out there and find them. They were right outside
your house the case in the area. Do you reckon
Let's get police eagle out there, get the eagle up.
I'd find them. Yeah, I'd love to get the eagle up.
So they're about to go on single if the police listen,

(49:05):
Can I please come for an eagle? Would you guys
like to go for an eagle? I just want to
go Yonis and for Red. What if we see the criminal?
I want to use the electromagnetic pulse gum that I
know you've got on there. They don't have one of
those to shoot the cars to make them not work.
That's not What about the gun they've got on board
that makes the handbrake go on again, that's not a thing.

(49:28):
Sounds like it should be. That's a good warning because
people wear high viz in case people's places to rob
them and.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
You because the meta readers they just walk onto your
property in their high vers.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
They have met to read it Redden on this and
they'll have the logo of the company totally. But if
you were checking, yeah, because whenever I see a metam
was like hey and they're like just read a minute,
and they read it balls from people during the day,
especially up a very private driveway. Everybody's got cameras now, yeah,
like the number plate got it? Yeah, the other person

(50:00):
literally had all because one person got out of the
car and they were like this is them full face,
and then the two people who were in the front
were like crouching and looking full face there too. Wow,
good the community man, the amateur sloth that was popping
of love that. I can't wait for the update. Yeah, surely,
well that was the thing. After they pulled out of
the driver I saw them drive past again. Oh really,

(50:20):
did you call the police? No, because this was when
it was all ongoing, right, okay, the here now they're
here now and you see electromagnetic gun.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Citizens are Yeah, I said a citizens erect. No, that's different.
Citizens arrest.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
You could have woul actually be quite a good making
citizens erect. I might get a citizens erect after doing
a citizens arrest. You know, I get excited by this
play z m's Fledgeborn and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Today it could be the day that producer Shannon gets
fire stars Max fill Shannon's tacks, and if she does,
we will give her her very own jingle.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
We're getting very close to canceling, it's.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Wearing, it's we're really not getting closer to a five
star hack Shannon.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
But today could be the day. Yes, I've got one
to help out Vaughan.

Speaker 6 (51:05):
Specifically, Okay, but anyone who creates content and lives on
a farm slash farmily.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Okay, very specific.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Born here, and I worried Shannon because you don't live
on a farm or a farm land.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
No, probably not really touch dirt in my life, to
be fair. She's a city girl in a city world.

Speaker 6 (51:27):
But I have a hack for Vaughn to help you
create content on the farm. I notice you've been filming
a lot more. And one essential part of filming content
is stability of camera. You know, you don't want it
to be all shaky and stuff, so you can buy it.
You can buy a gimbal, and they cost anywhere from
two to four hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Those are the things that automatically kind of balance it,
use it like twice speatically.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
They complicated. The new iPhones have them already built in.

Speaker 6 (51:54):
I've got a cheaper way to do this, whether it's
not buying a new iPhone or a gimbal. Vaughn, you
have chickens who are famously gyroscopic.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
My heck, oh yea, so you can move them and
the head doesn't move My heck for you straight?

Speaker 6 (52:10):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Why? Yeahs? Birds are yeah, because they run, but they've
got the heads. Lots of animals are because they move
so much for the heads and their eyes are on
different sides of the heaters. That right, it's got something
to do.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
With Yeah, why an't we gyroscopic? Because when I run
my brains.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Around in there?

Speaker 6 (52:30):
My hack for you tape your phone to your chicken's face.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
It's the dumbest thing. How are you going to take anything?
You want to say? Buy I think you're going to say,
buy this little chicken helmet that's got a camera on it,
and then put the an idea. Okay, yeah, let's do that.
The s b c A Is going to come for
us over the shut down. The heck make sure that

(52:55):
you couldn't You couldn't your phone?

Speaker 6 (53:00):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Break the chickens? Well, I thought they're quite strong, aren't they?
No kill them, grab, spun them on. We used to
do it with the broilers that my grandparents had growing up.
That will cut their head off. But if you can't
head off, they still run around. One. We've got a
vegan comes. What do you think that bachelor's handbag comes

(53:22):
from the every market? That chick and just didn't know
it's on life. He passed away in a sleepy sunny field.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Killed it.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
The last time I got a bachelor's handbag it was
because Shannon put a phone around its neck and it
died and then they turned it into a number seven
hot honey. Soy, it tried to run around and we'll
like quickly get it in a bad terrible hack minus
four minus twelt. I'm just gonna hit zero, so we
need I'm going to say, you've got one more hack

(53:54):
to redeem. Otherwise this segment is getting cut. You say
this because generally you'll see us somewhere, Yeah, on tak top,
you know, in the video of someone who's strapped. Yeah,
just show you the break I did.

Speaker 6 (54:06):
Once you started to pick holes in this. I do
wish I kind of keep my mouth shut. I've had
a reflection moment.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Not my best, okay. Someone.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Now we've had one message, and we've had some coming
and saying, oh my god, this is terrible, and one
coming in saying don't shut down the hecks.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
We love them. What you love the hecks because people
love the hecks because they're so terrible.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Now negative twelve, negative eight, I'm saying zero.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
It's negative negative four. It's terrible. It's terrible. It's bad.
On board one more shot plays it. MS Fletchborn and
Haley Okay, now look, we are not here to judge.
Can we start off the judge, I'm a fully qualified

(54:52):
high court judge. Take your weg off. You don't need
to wear it to work. You're not I am, You're
not a charge. I'm here. I am literally here to
You are judge into her, but you're not a judge. Yes,
there's a different judge, small judge, jury and executioner. No
you're not. You're more judge Judy. Oh she makes bank,
yes she does. She might be happy to be judge Judy.
Now here's the story, right. There was a woman she

(55:17):
got a job.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
She had a job, and in that job needed to
relocate her And now she was offered either a redundancy
or she could relocate to this new city and keep
her job.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
She's like, you know what, time for a change. Why not.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
She gets to the new job, where a lovely man
in the new office is tasked with showing her around.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Boy or boy. The sparks do fly. Oh they kick
it off. Wow. So she moves straight to a new
city and she's found a boyfriend. She's found a boyfriend.
She says.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Within a week she is having the most mind blowing
who time of life, time of her life that she's
ever had. Then it is revealed to her after the
fact by other people in this office.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
He married he children, Okay, wow, he doesn't have an agreement, is.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Not some sort of a dreaming, but he swears to
God to her his marriage is unhappy, plans that he
will leave.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
It's just the small children. How many people have hooked
up with someone and then found out that they're actually
married and then the question or they say they're split
and they're not, or that it's about to end and
it doesn't. Yeah, any minute now, I'm going to end
it when I have the guards. This is the question.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
We actually put this up on Instagram last night as well,
and we want to take some calls, get some messages
in this morning. Have you slept with someone who was
married maybe you didn't know it at the time, Yes,
because they didn't. It wasn't reveal to you. And he said,
look if I if I told you that I was
married with children, you wouldn't have given me a look.
And she was like, yeah, also sounds married with children works.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Also, it's not always a he.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
No, it's not always a he, but in this circumstance
it is and also unfortunately she's head of heels in
love with them now and so it's very complicated.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Wait, so she's on like this or Instagram just letting
all of this out. What's a bit of like a
what should I do? Suituation? Anyone's that's not your problem
to man? People share. I mean, I'm grateful she shared
because we've got some content to talk about. But stop
sharing all your personal stuff. Oh no, And what sort
of relationship are they ever going to have when the

(57:16):
foundations of it are built on the lines of a
pros get off your high horse and poetic? It was, Yeah,
it was. It was a little agony art. Okay, we
want to take your calls O hundred, dance it in.
You can take through it and we can make it
anonymous as well. Nine six ninety six is a text number.
Have you ever hooked up with a married person? Someone
has messaged dinner. We're taking stories from the gays, I

(57:39):
mean you barely. Yeah. They normally just have an agreement,
don't they. We love no, no, no, the gays sleeping
with married men. I love those stories. I'm a gay man,
of course I've slept with married men. And then a
brackets two women in bracket. Oh I thought they were
meaning like other gay married men too. I guess no.

(58:02):
The idea is that it's behind someone's back, right, So
if there's an agreement, we don't want to hear it.
Oh No, if it's an open relationship her kids, it doesn't.
That's not what we want. They sleep with a married person?

Speaker 3 (58:11):
Did you know they were married when you made the
choice to sleep with them, hook up with them, get
with them, be in a relationship.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
With them, or did you not? Noises tell part the
sanctity of marriage. Okay, well, get your calls and you
take some and we'll get to those next sharing Lordie,
they're already coming in.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
The woman was relocated for work, got to the new office,
a man showed her around, they started flirting. She sleept
with him within a week, said it was mind blowing,
and then found out he.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Was married with kids. And we want to know, and
she's in love with them.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Now we want to know if you've sleep with someone
who's married, did you know what happened? Did it all
blow up? And I was about to swear, we're getting
some crazy stories. Where do we even start in responses? Okay,
because we asked on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
These are anonymous and the name's been cut out because
you know every now Andy, it's anonymous. And then I say,
and then Hayley has this to say, not you, Oh,
but I'll say a name. Straight after I said, well,
the names haven't even been given to you, have they
didn't know?

Speaker 6 (59:14):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (59:14):
I didn't know he had a partner, had a kid
with them. Found out I'm one of many others and
the wife still doesn't know. Okay, how is he having
kids with other people? And his partner's not knowing? And
you must tell her because how's job support like this?
How's this guy paying? I don't know children? Isn't it wild? Anonymous? Please?

(59:39):
She was married. I was her first woman met at work.
I'm twenty seven years younger born. Anonymous says, yeah, Chard
is married and I've slept with her. Hey, that was may.
I replied to us our question.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Okay, please don't waste to produce his time. Hey, it's
actually really a waste of everyone's time.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
It's actually wasted anybody's time. I wanted to be involved.
Kylie joins us, Good morning, Kylie, my ning, What's what happened?
What's the story?

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
I met this guy? On Tinder and we dated for
a few weeks until he told me that I talked
about more of his family and saying that his foster
sister was moving in with him. It was around like
the time of COVID time. We continued dating for a

(01:00:30):
couple of months with all the restrictions and stuff, but yeah,
and then he decided to break it off soon and
he was going to go traveling overseas and I was like,
that's a bit weird during COVID.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Sort of things. The floor lie.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Yeah, And then I saw him driving his truck a
few months later. I was like, well, you're not overseas.
I did some good old Facebook talking and found that
the person he said was his foster sister was actually
his partner of a few years.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
So, my god.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
So I messaged her and gave her all the evidence
and yeah, and she never knew.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Yeah, a small town New Zealand, don't say where, don't
How does someone think they're going to be away with
that in small town New Zealand? Yeah, big city New Zealand.
And then you answered the question I was going to
ask you, are they still together? They are? Ye?

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Drove past the area where he lives yesterday and saw
them walking down the street together and you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Were like, holy guacamole, God, he's really close.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Lucky I didn't run run into where the point they
crossed the road, so.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Really intrusive, thought there, Kylie, Hey, thanks you called some
messages in someone's I had a hot, steamy love affair
for all of six months before he moved to Australia.
And that's when I found out I had a family.
Read out the text about the coming to Christmas. Oh
okay this one. Yeah. So I moved to New Zealand

(01:02:10):
and I had no idea that this guy had a wife.
He never mentioned it. He invited me to his family
Christmas as it was my first year in New Zealand
and I was from the UK and he was originally
from the UK too, and he said, I can't be
alone on Christmas. You've got to come around for Christmas.
That's when I find out he has a wife and children.
I have a family Christmas. It was all good for me,

(01:02:32):
but what about the balls on this guy just inviting
the person he's having an affair with to a family
Christmas and trusting. I'm just so it's just like you were.
You were like Oh, this girl's just moved here from
she's going to be a lying for Christmas as a
workmat is. That are right? But what do you say?
What does our text to say?

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
When you turn up and you're like hi, and he's like, oh,
this is my wife, John Jennifer, and you're like.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
John Jennifer, John Jennifer, do we have a follow up?
They're like, what happened? Did you say back? Did you
say I can't reply back? Was it if I lost
my reply? I can there it is? Did you We're
given heed to follow up on that?

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
What follow up? TEXTU? Please follow up? So many messages
coming in.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
So many someone ticks and saying I just got engaged.
This check doesn't bode well. Now I'd be having questions
if you're worried. Yeah, it's all you're going to know
the person you're worth.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Right. I was out one night and a teacher was
cooking a barbecue outside of fundraiser. Yeah, this isn't their teacher,
just my teacher. He later gave me a ride home.
We did some naughty stuff in the car. Then afterwards
I said, oh, we should exchange numbers and he said, well,
actually I'm engaged. So probably shouldn't. Now that's an interesting
place to draw the line on what you should be
doing when you're engaged. Next time I saw him was

(01:03:47):
a month lady who was out in the stagger who
tried to talk to me.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
I was like, I had a thing with my boss
in my younger years. I didn't know he was married
with a child until I stayed overnight at his house.
In a picture of him, his wife and child on
the nightstand in that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Now in the house. Yeah wow, I hoked up with
a guy one night. Searched his phone number on Facebook.
I remember the good old days. I remember when he
could do that. See their Facebook page. And then I
searched his number on Facebook the next day and he
was married. Never spoke again. Two years later, ended up
in the dance class with his wife's so many juicy messages.

(01:04:28):
Come again, I flirted. I'm just reading this one. I
haven't pro read it. Flirted on him off with thetes
for five years, mit up multiple times. Yeah Wellington to Timadoo. Well,
I'm not gonna say what his job was. That might
be a little bit of a giveaway. Turns out, however,
Oh no, okay, So he said he was a graphic designer.
He was a church pastor with a wife and two children.

(01:04:52):
I met him when he was in town for his
dad's Funeralize. It turns out now that for a man
of the cloth sinning, I'll tell you what, it sounds,
very sinning. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
I was dating a guy for four bloody months that's
in capitals. Had absolutely no idea he had a wife,
two kids and one on the way.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
I was always free to hang out at least three
nights a week. Only figured it out because he's snuck
into mine one morning and had forgot to take his
ring off. How is your husband and you're pregnant. I'm
not saying that his wife's but how can you not
know three nights a week he's out with someone? Yeah,
what's he saying he's doing?

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
I don't know. We've got to start slipping ear tags
into people's We're to start ear tagging husbands. Somebody messaged
in saying I'm a homosexual male. Welcome, welcome, welcome, All
are welcome here. I would say that. I mean, statistically,
this can't he said. I assume most married straight men

(01:05:54):
in Auckland at least looking up with me once good
it's so good. Now I feel like I'm missing out.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
Listen to this, Listen to this mental play. Slept with
my ex husband after he left me for another woman.
I slept with my ex after he left me for
another woman. I didn't want him back as clearly as
a jerk. I just wanted her to get a taste
of her own medicine. Oh, we don't condone this kind
of behavior, but body Jersey.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Someone said, literally just ended a ten month situationship with
a married man. Now that makes it sound like they knew. Yeah,
he was married at some stage, because they it's a situationship.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
Oh, we've got an update from the text that you
want to buy. I didn't say anything. I was quiet
because it was at his parents' house. His parents, her parents, cousins, everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
I got the balls on this guy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
I still keep silent about it, but I always wanted
to tell tell them, tell him.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
It enables me to run errand. Oh but I'm an
efficient worker and that wasn't run errand. I don't know.
Stayed quiet. It was a yummy Christmas dinner. Though they're
so wild. Do we have overflowers as an overflow podcast?

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
I mean, i'd say money. They're much to the same tune, right, Okay,
so maybe not? What are you a ghast at born?
Just people's behavior? Yeah, I beg then humans can't be trusted. Yeah, yeah,
something to think. Monogamy is not for everybody, not for
everybody or anybody. Given the text. I met a guy

(01:07:29):
who was nine years younger than me. It was an
instant attraction. We started dating. He took me to his place.
I saw pictures of a kid and I said, hey,
are you married? And he said divorced. A couple of
months later I found it he is married, but I
was hit over heels. It took a few months to
break it up as I found his wife was having
a breakdown about it all and who suspicion? So I
went to apologize to it. Oh my gosh, oh wow.

(01:07:51):
So many wild juicy messages and play play Taylor Swift
onsdam Fleagemorne and Haileytt's Taylor Tuesday ANGELA, good morning, coming
coming in hot. You are in the drawer, amazing, thank you,

(01:08:16):
thank you, It's going to be so tickets. Well Angel,
well you are in the drawer. We've got four tailor
Tuesdays all up. If you're that one lucky person that
we call back. You and your daughter are off to

(01:08:37):
Vancouver to see Taylor Swift. That could be a dream
come true. Good luck. That gig is December eighth and
flight so thanks United Airlines flying NonStop from Auckland and
christ to the US and connections to more than two
hundred destinations across the America's keep listening. More Taylor songs

(01:08:58):
aren't coming up, but right now it's time for Fact
of the Day, Day day, day day. Yeah, dude, it's
streak week. At Fact of the Day. You said they

(01:09:21):
were talking about a gambling streak streaks, We're talking about
jewelingo streaks. Oh yeah, stress too many times it's lost
all meeting that then that's annoying. That app really because
you were piggybacking on somebody else's So it was free.
Is that what was annoying you about it? No, it's

(01:09:43):
your brandkeeping healthy? Is that what was annoying about it?
If you don't do your daily exercises, it's like, hey,
are you still there? Do you want to do it?
Do you want to do it? And that's the day.
It's like do you want to pay? Do you want
to pay? Because you can keep your streak if you
pay snapchat Yeah, streaks of my kids and they're like,
oh dad, the streets is a bit paid. To get

(01:10:04):
it back, I'm like, no, for what, it's not real
nehor okay, what's duelingo streak? I've got the current winner.
The current streak leader of duwe Lingo has been Can
you say it in a different language? Yeah, it's say
it in Spanish. No, don't, because you'll do that thing
where you pretend to speak Spanish and it's actually quite insulting.

(01:10:26):
I said, it's that's Italian. You've just wow, what is
offensive about that? Chinese? Yes, go for it?

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
Nohow See that wasn't because it was an actual word.
You're not as good as China Chinese as you are
in Spanish.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
I should say. The other day, my Chinese father in
law to a Chinese accident, even though he does have
a Chinese accent, he's got Chinese medalist Chinese. How did
he sound?

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
It's like, have you seen that meme of the Asian
guy who does an impersonation of Americans?

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
And he's like, I think I'll use my credit chorus
yea the Japanese English teacher. Yeah, and he does it's
so good, it's so funny. Well, the current leader in
due Lingo streaks is Christy three. Yeah, and Christy three
has is on a four thousand, two hundred and seventy
four day jue Lingo street. She's fluent at this point
over eleven years. What hell? What language? Oh good? Cool? Multiple?

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
Multiple, because I looked at them last night. How it
feels like straightforward information.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
That you would have known. It's not so she was
more than one lang. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will forgive
you that. She's doing Italian. Yeah, English, Hello, Latin like
old school Latin, Latin America Latin. She will work out
what schools and New Zealand zero times. The Latin followed

(01:12:02):
the light of truth. Yeah, Queenmaga college, follow the light
of truth, the light of truth. And where did that
get you?

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Looks well, I followed the light of truth all the time,
and the truth is a.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
Yeah, tell me I'm lying.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
And Spanish, she said she's doing Italian, so she just
leveled up. She just leveled up in Spanish because jewelingo
has an end, right you clock it?

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
Can you clock it? I don't know if you can
clock it? If you were fluent in the language. You'd
be like, I'm not doing this stupid. It would be
like us doing an English due every day when I
done English at school. I've done with I've seen it,
I seen the streak. I seen the streak. You can
freeze your streak on JEWELINGO if you're on a streak,

(01:12:49):
But you're gonna like like the other day when you're
on a streak, when you paused your your ring streak
on your watch because you didn't want to break your thing,
even though you're only really cheating yourself, not like this
is like when you don't log a food into my
Fitness power because it as an orange orange slice, but
it was an orange. I think that was an orange

(01:13:12):
like a chocolate, but it was orange. It was orange chocolate.
So just put an orange and I put it in
the first Terry's chocolate orange, which is an orange, which
is an orange as an orange looks like an orange.
You know what? Only two days behind her Soker B
is the second. Wow, they are learning Spanish, English, Portuguese,
French and check. Wow, we've got some omelond glots. What

(01:13:35):
are they? You can't blotslot, poly polyglotch polyngrant, polyglot. You're
a poly grant polyglot. Isn't that poly means many and glot? Yeah,
it's a polyglot. Yeah, if you've done your Laddin you'd know. Yeah,

(01:13:58):
I know all that? Is that Latin? Or does that
feels a bit like Greek? Anyway? Puppy. Today's fact to
the day is the.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
Lot of pronunce, because due Lingo doesn't just teach you
the language to teach you how to pronounce. It's a
direct way to pronounce sea. Puppy is se puppy you
could have gone the day.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Is that the current due Lingo streat leader has four thousand,
two hundred and seventy four days in a row.

Speaker 7 (01:14:29):
Fact of the day, day day day day, Do do
do do do do do Do Do Do Do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
Do play Zidims, Flitch, Vorn and Hailey is no begger
fan of Chapel Rohan right now than Vorn I love.
I listen to that album every day a couple of
times at least. Yeah, and I get to the end
of it, I was like, oh, maybe I've had enough
for a day in your day. And then seminenomenon starts again. Yeah,
straight back into it. Do you think it's coming it

(01:15:02):
too late in the year for chap lroone to be
your number on Spotify at the end of the year.
I don't know, because I mostly just listen to podcasts. Okay,
so maybe so I think it should be a strong contender.
Love that album. Last night I got a message on
Instagram and reminded me that Hailey and I had seen
a semi drawing video to a reality TV star a

(01:15:24):
New Zealand reality TV start. Now, you're a big fan
of the show, Shannon, you love below Deck, biggest fan
in the world.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
Yeah, i'd say biggest fan in the world, biggest fan
I know, by a country mile.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
And you've actually become friends with this person, haven't you
my close personal friend Asia? Yes, that's right. We gms
like three times. Who has listened to the podcast in
the show for years. Yeah, we'd say friend of the
show for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
But I forgot about this moment and our Saturday proceedings. Yeah,
and then yesterday I opened up my Instagram and it
was like Asia Gene follows you, and I was like, oh,
says she from below Dick, not even thinking anything.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Of it, because you still could have so on on
Saturday night, we were having some drinks for our friends,
my our friend Mike's birthday. We had a few drinking
purpose and friend met McClean. He built it a sensible time.
But he goes down the juice box run he does,
he does Sunday runs. He left us. He left us,

(01:16:24):
and one of our friends wasn't there, Doctor Shawney. Now
doctor Shawney went to school with Asia. With Asia. Yeah,
and I don't know how, but below someone said, I
think because we were seeing the harbor and all the yachts,
I think we started talking about below, Dick, and then
you know what, it just got brought up. I was
in case people are listening. I wasn't invited. Would you

(01:16:45):
wouldn't have come? Wife was invited?

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
Was she interesting? Of course I wasn't invited you, No,
because we knew you wouldn't come. It's not empty invite.
Sometimes I leave you now friends telling a funny story
about us, about our social hangout. So when we invite
you time and time and time and time and time again,
if you don't come, so now we don't invite, you're
gonna get upset about it, I.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
Am, I'm really upset. So I don't know why, but
we were in quite a brady mood and so I
wasn't there to keep everybody grounded. Yeah, you do. You're
a grounding figure. And a video message to Asia Haley
and I asked front from that. We asked it because
she's friends with our friend Sean. We said, who is
who do you like better? Ussell? Sean? Yeah, as childish

(01:17:29):
as childish, so bretty and childish. And then she missed
you back last night and I opened this message and
she's laughing, and then I'm laughing at oh my god,
that's right. We sent you a message asking you to
pack your favorite over. I totally forgot as well, and
she's like, you know, I did. I've known Sean for
long ago. I went to school with him. And if
it's serious, she gave this very diplomatic on the fence

(01:17:50):
answer that she loved us all.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
And then Shawnee was a little bit annoyed that we
even asked the question. He's like, you don't even know her.

Speaker 6 (01:17:58):
Lit alone.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Trying to steal other people's friends as a purely as
a joke. But when you get in and they're like
and you're just like and then you say to them
your friend who was also they like me, they like
me better than you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
Yeah, this is why my parents wouldn't let me hang
out when my brother had friends around, because razed them
with a bit of the old charm. Yeah, charm on
tap charmp Yeah, and I'll come out of my nipples.
Yeah I'm lactating. Smith loses more friends his younger, charismatic
young brother. My mom was like, please just leave them

(01:18:35):
be like, I got a cup, I got a type
five on.

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
We need to invite Asia to something to really solidify
our standing with her as our new.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
Friends and steal her off our don't invite Sean, that's yeah,
and then he'll just don't do this. We don't do
friend rankings, No, just we get on with everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
No. But I did tell someone in our group that
they were top top five. Wow, okay, top five friends.
And I said, I won't say where you said, but
it's top five, And they said that's good enough for me.
I love it when you say to someone you're my
top seven, you're in my top six.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
The top eight, bring back the top hay. It keeps
friends on their toes. Oh, Yeah, did you remove me
from your top eight? Have I upset? You? Get on
the phone?

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
What do we do?

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Yeah? Well the birthday present wasn't enough. Yeah, it wasn't enough.
You number nine? Work on the top play z ms
Fletchborne and Hailey. Well this week in nineteen ninety four,
so thirty years ago, Friends debuted on the television. Wow,
that's and it's been running it on TV tour twenties

(01:19:44):
it is since. No, no, thirty, I'm afraid to break it. No,
because it would make me thirty four and that's wrong
twenty four. No, you're no, it's pretty wild. You were
only five years old when Friends came out. Yeah, I
remember watching it. Yeah, because it's always been on.

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
It's always been on. But I probably didn't watch it
the first time. I would have watched it the second
time around.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Yeah, And I love it. I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
I'll watch it at least once every couple of years,
the whole thing. I'll go back and I'll be like, right,
let's get in.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
I love it. It's so funny. How long does it
take you? How many episodes ages? It's ten seasons? Yeah,
it was it ten seasons? Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
Yeah. From forty two thousand and four. I don't watch
them all, but I finished as twenty years. It's finished
thirty years since it started. That's insane, just not You've
got wrong numbers. And Nicole also, Nicole Ritchie just turned
forty three. Yeah, she'd just had a birthday. But she
is living the simple life. She's on a farm. She's

(01:20:44):
at twenty on a farm with flashing Yeah. Because how
was Paris Hilton the same age as Smudge older? I
think she wanted in a little bit older because she
was a little bit older than me forty three. Well
that's a biological age. Yeah, seventeen eighty one. Yeah, wowser,
are you mad? Yeah? Both. I mean it feels like

(01:21:05):
it was yesterday, And I mean, like you guys will
remember this. In nineteen forty eight, the Hondo Motor Company
was founded. Oh my god, Like what the first are
you of things from? Okay? Yeah, I mean it feels
like yesterday that it was Black Friday with gold prices plummeted,
But it was eighteen sixty nine. Do you know how

(01:21:26):
much money we lost when the gold price is plummeted?
So much gold? Yeah, so much? Present Ulysses Grant he
ordered the quantity of gold. Yeah, and I mean if
you even go like you guys will remember this because
it feels like yesterday. That in fifth But it was
in fifteen sixty eight that Spanish naval forces defeated in
an English fleet.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
That was the last time I had my dream body.
I remember it, Remember looking in the mirror. Hot, damn,
am I going to get back?

Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
Even at the time, I remember You've been like, this
could be better, but this could be I wish I
could happy with what you had in fifteen sixty eight.
And I've been doing this all week because your kids,
your kids been growing up like too fast. Yeah, yeah,
are you sure you're not having a midlife crisis. It's
certainly not as exciting as I'd hoped it would have been. Otherwise,
what your midlife crisis? It's more ever convertible, you know

(01:22:12):
how they call those. There are those slow moving earthquakes. Yeah,
you're rumbling at the moment, you're kind of like moving.
You want to pre and then nothing happens. But it
is a release glacier. It's a glaciel mid life life crisis. Yeah,
I reckon, that's what's happening for sure. Oh my god,
I'm just reading. God, I remember this like it was yesterday,

(01:22:33):
but it simply was eighteen fifty two that the first
powered passenger carrying airship, the Gifford Drivable, traveled seventeen miles. Wow,
further than that then we couldn't take a photo. Do
you remember where? Like, oh my god, if only there
was a way we could capture the spider. Yeah, it
feels like yesterday. It feels like yesterday. We've been friends
for a long time of year, Hey, guys, apparently been

(01:22:57):
the company's most successful podcast. Isn't enough? Wanet asked to
tell people to tell more of their friends.

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
So people are clearly liking it, but we have to
tell them to tell others to Like, I would concentrate
more on the Shitter podcast that the company make, the
real losers.

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
Yeah, like yeah, maybe maybe won't say that. Maybe we
should even encourage people to listen to other podcasts that
the company make, but only after ours. Yeah, and not
more than ours. Give us a sixty little review though,
sid ms Fletch, Vaughnon Hailey

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