Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 3rd October 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, the Fletchhorn and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day z MS. Fletch, Vaorn and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Thank you Brandon, good morning, Welcome to the show. Fletchvawn
and Hailey. Happy Thursday.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
I just got a fright when I heard my own name.
Oh it's sort of only just clicked, and that I
work here.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
It's not good, but you're going to fright. But it's
good that it feels still feels fresh and surprise.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, I heard Fletch, Worn and Haley. I thought, surely
doesn't mean me.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Yeah, I don't mean you. Yeah, but that almost feels
like a bit of impostera syndrome. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Interesting, while I'm here and I'm happy to do the job,
happy to give it a guy I read, I'll I'll
give it my all today.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
God, Okay, good to know the top sex is on
the way. Apparently a lot of students struggling with ncee A. Yeah,
will you think about the last four years of education
two and three, so that was and not put in
this year. This will be the fifth year on like
there was some sketchy years and four years they were

(01:07):
kind of like starting high school and now they're at
the end of it, so the whole high school life,
or they're just dumb. They did but do be done,
be dumb. I mean that was at school. But okay,
it's all right. Yeah, yeah, you tuned out. All right,
that's how the works.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Baby.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
We need the dummies. Yeah, tag all the dummies out
of the question. That bell is a lot harder to doing. Yeah,
that's right. I don't know how bell curve works. I
don't know. It's a thing or something. So it needs
If you want to be on the other side of
the bell, you've got to have the people on the
other side of the bell. I always happily sat right
in the middle of the bell of the bell, very
happy to be a medium of the bell. You're actually

(01:45):
at the top exactly, which is the best place. When
the tsunami hits the bell, you're going to regret not
being on the top of the bell. Wow. They are
looking at other options to help some kids out that
are struggling at the top. Sick, easy passes, easy credits, Okay,
give them credits for doing the following things.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Also, I would like to talk soon about a bad
dream that I had, and I think it's because Fletch
instilled in me some anxiety.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Don't blame me for your bad dream, remember you did.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
You told us a harrowing story of travel, a travel
nightmare of sorts, and then I had a nightmare, an
actual one.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Okay, well we can get into that soon.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
But next on the show dumb no I stupid idea.
I think this is a good idea.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Somebody is proposing with the mix up with the order
of things, the well established order of things.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Don't touch it.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I'm for it. It's putting related. Yeah, it's next.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Play z MS Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Pudding is the last thing you eat and a sit
down meal and.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Regardless regardless of whether it's did a lunch or breakfast.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Sometimes how special is Christmas? When you have putting at lunchtime?
Love putting lunch, Like after Christmas Christmas lunch, it is
weird putting a lunch time and then you just like
shouldn't have done it, and you're ruined for the rest
of the day. That's what Christmas is all about, though,
isn't it.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
You usually eat too much at luck Christmas lunch, which
we have at like three o'clock, that will have put
for the dinner.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
You know what I mean, break a little break and
have put for a solo put hours apart from everything,
well not hours apart, because you eat from like three
to four and then put it like five. Right, just
a little break for pudding. So somebody is proposing switching
it up, so you eat pudding first and that way

(03:40):
you don't overeat putting later after dinner, is it right?
See your idea behind this? Yeah, there's a multitude of
like we've always been eating this way, maybe we should
switch it up, Maybe it would solve the obesity crisis
and such. It's called food sequence for bullshit. This isn't
going to solve the putting itself is probably to blame
for the fact that it was always such a treat.

(04:04):
You can't do putting all the time now before dinner
because dinner is savory.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
I had putting before dinner the other day. I had
made a you have a paleo tart.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
It was like anyway it mince and cheese pie.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
No, it was like, you know, like a nut and
date bass with like a chocolate thing. Anyway, but it
was like a leftover and I was making my dinner,
and dinner was taken a while.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
So you were hungry. I a little sliced my tie.
But was it weird then going back to your dinner? Nah,
I don't really care. I don't actually buy. I don't
know if you noticed about me, but I'm somewhat of
a real breaker. But you couldn't do a bowl of
ice cream before you have? Like, imagine an old school
ice cream and peaches, sliced peaches of course from the

(04:54):
peach tree, preserved in summer months for the cold of winter. Yeah,
imagine having ice cream and peaches and instead down the
sausages and mesh. Do you ever just have pudding for dinner? Nah?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Aaron does it all the time if I'm not around,
because you know, the man doesn't what does he have?
He'll either go to there's a local place. The more
pork that does, the meats they do, like American style
pies and.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Pies I get. I get a peaking up pie every time,
but pie get two slices? Are there two slices and
it's all he eats? How different these pies are? Two
slices unheard of? Or he gets a Sara Lee and
just eats it and he's like, he's a unit. Unit.
He can tuck one of those away, do you know

(05:39):
one of the other things. He's a thirteen year old boy,
mumdetta away. Yeah, except you can drive himself somewhere to relief.
He just doesn't have to eat what is in the freezer. Correct. Yeah,
that's what it's just to me, it's madness. The sacrilege
you're putting sweet before savory is just something. But so
the thinking is it stops you overeating later.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, there's other ways of doing it, Like they were, like,
you know, if you have a meal and sometimes you
have a side salad, eat the side salad, go first
on the side salad.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
I always do. Get that out of the way. Yeah,
this is But the last thing lived on the plate
was the meat and potatoes because they were my favorites. Again,
Aaron eats like there, I I curate the fork struggle
stuff you didn't like vegetables, and then leave the snake
to last and say you've got to have it a

(06:29):
bit with that. With that, it's the max. It's the combo.
Potatoes and steak go together. Fantastic everything else And yeah,
they say.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
That in theory eating sugary first, sugary food first tells
the brain that it's actually had enough. So when it
comes to dinner, you're like, I'll just have a little bit,
and so technically.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
More of the bad stuff. Yeah, that's it's not good.
I mean, we shouldn't. I couldn't. You really shouldn't be
eating putting full stop. Really, that's from the reason we're
here is.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Here plays Fletchvorne.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
And Hailey silly.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pole,
silly silly.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Now we argued about this because Hailey said that the
other day she just found a rogue Christmas cracker and
she pulled the Christmas cracker and we both said, did
you put the thumb on the banger? And she said,
that's an illegal cracker technique.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
We well, we called it because Aaron always does the thumb.
I said, no, let's just raw dog it. Let's just
grab and see leave it up to the stars.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
I hate you, thumb. You imply you implied the thumb
which I only put. You find out whereabouts in generally
in the scene the actual banger is hidden. Yeah, and
you put your thumb on the banger. Yeah, so then
it doesn't slip in may and not fire do a
lot of people do this like a wishbone, and that
the idea is you just take a gamble and then

(08:08):
whoever gets the cracker also wins. Yeah, I'm just like you,
don't you know what I mean? The banger.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
But when people do the thumb, if I'm not doing
thumb and you do thumb, you're gonna win.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
No, I don't believe that to be true. I think
it's predetermined. Weird Christmas cracker. This is what we ask
you for, silly little pole today, putting your thumb on
the Christmas cracker. Yes, love it or no, it's not allowed.
Illegal cracker technique is very seriously. Sixty eight percent of
people said yes, so close to being nice, So close

(08:37):
to being nice, so close. Thirty two percent said no,
it's not allowed. See minority, thank you. Also, it does
feel a bit you can't point at her and say
minority beery, barely white presenting, minority won present. By the way,

(08:59):
it may seem odd talking about Christmas crackers, but I've
just checked the Christmas countdown eighty two days. Fun. I've
begun in our nightly prep emails. I've begun to how
many shows til we're done. I think we're fifty five
shows till the end of the year because we.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Are in a hurry to get out of here. We'd
love to be here every morning.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
I don't care about this, how louder listening mean nothing
to me. This is a job I would do even
if I wasn't getting paid. I was not consider it.
Veryone wants to be in his nuclear bunker in his
fallout showder and it's my pleasure to be here waiting
here for my joy. Yeah, and not the pain. One
wants to be alone in his bunker, alone for with

(09:40):
his animals. Oh yes, okay, so let's get into some responses. Yeah,
well it's being cheating. Well, Riley says, it's effing cheating.
Did you say the actual full word, yes, in capital letters. Yeah.
And so the game is there that there Obviously, it's

(10:04):
whoever gets the banger, also to get the whole, whoever
gets the the middle. But you get the present of
the joke and sign. We all know the toy is
going to go we fly under the couch. You're gonna
have to go and find that. But it's the hats
crap anyway, and the joke's probably gonna be the same
as the person sitting just opposite. There's only about six jokes.
I hate it when the factory puts all the same jokes.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Oh I know six of you around the table the
same bloody gag.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah. I think you guys need to start dropping a
bit more coin, even when you go high in there away.
So years ago, didn't we do an expose aon crackers
and we got all of them in studio, even the
rich ones, and even the rich ones are rubbish the
crap you make your own. We've made our own. Yea, yeah,
I've had that. You can put sausages in them, yeah yeah, yeah,

(10:54):
anything just so chopped up. You could put a whole
fish in there. Ye have to be a small fish.
Stephanie said, how use do you make the kids cry
when you win? Every time? It was weird as a kid.
How you took that so personally? It is the spirit
of Christmas. My grand had always been like, oh, you
can put mine, and then he'd set me up bang

(11:16):
head went has here you go, you get my toy,
because that was the thing you thought someone was going
to rob you of a tiny, tiny comb. Kids really
spoil Christmas or a key r encompass, annoying, actually make
Christmas reinstate. They reinstate the magic of Christmas. Do you
know what else does prose echo and modern? I just

(11:42):
wanted to celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior,
Jesus Christ. That's right. That's the reason, Cars is because
if I don't, the other person usually does. And it's
an unknown rule. Now, so now you're both doing it,
it's still a chance who gets it though, right, I
believe so, Car, I believe it's predetermined. It's not. If
they don't do it, it's their lost for not knowing.

(12:03):
I wouldn't call this cheating. You really have to see that.
You're trying to convince yourself there, Kara, more than anyone else. Tessa,
You've got to just grab that bastard full first and
pull merriment. There's no time for thumbing. It's a lot
more fun.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Like this action of the thumb really spoils the joy
of just grabbing it, yanking it.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
You can still grab it, and I suppose your thumb's
gotta go in, doesn't It doesn't do that fisty grap
you do grab it. If you're up against another grab it,
you have to twist and grab. Really, I'm pension, I'm
really okay, Victorious is it's not the thumb, But does
it You always let the other person pull hard and
you just kind of hold it when they pull their

(12:47):
end rips, she said, works every time I whenever its
oh my god, I pull hard. That's why it's not
the thumb. It's the fact that you're a bit because
you're ripping the end off. Yeah, you're you're end off her, Victoria.
That's brilliant. But then what changed Christmas Day? Victoria? What
if you get two Victoria's passive and they're just like

(13:07):
in this three to two one, go on you go?
It might be my guess. I'd say, it's just the jerk.
Don't jerk slow. Have you ever done a slow Christmas
fool where it just literally goes Papa? But if Victoria's
holding steady and you're pulling just ever so, Oh, it's brilliant.

(13:28):
It's genius. Don't tell anyone else, everybody, everybody, anyone else.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
I had a horrendous dream last night. It involved this
workplace and.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Ross Boss, okay, And the dream was that.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Something had happened, like I'd gotten caught up or something,
and I had left it too late to get to
a big international flight that all of ZENI were going on.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Oh that would be nice.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
We were heading off somewhere via Doha. I can't remember
where it's so we're going that far here to do hard,
do hard too, probably Europe or UK whatever.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
And it was that thing where I was like stuck
in mud and I couldn't move fast enough and my
brain couldn't understand. And I got to the airport and
I was like, I'm too late.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Were you muddy? I wasn't muddy. It was a feeling
of being stuck in the mutin. I get those we
can't move and you can fly, or I have the
dream I can fly. But as soon as I'm like
I say to somebody I've got a secret to tell
you I can fly, I'm gonna shot you. I can't
any how embarrassing okay.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
And I got to the airport and Rosbos was there
and he was like, are you going to make the fly?
And I was like, well, I've left my bag at home.
I just came here to ask you.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Tell him it's in the mud.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
It's in the mud, I said, I came here to
ask you what bloody terminal are we going to?

Speaker 3 (14:47):
And I was getting refrustrated. He wouldn't tell me.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
He was like, it's the second one. And I said,
that's not an option on the Uber. And I said,
I've got to get back. And then I said, oh,
I'm just going to go home. I'm gonna get my suitcase,
I'm gonna find a way to get to Dohart and
then I'll get on the second half for the flight
with you guys.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
It was this awful thing.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
I remember going home being like, oh my god, I'm
in so much trouble and like I can't get my
words out to try.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
To find out what bloody terminal this is, and like
why won't Ross tell me?

Speaker 1 (15:09):
He was there being like good luck and like walking
on to the flight. It was this really stressful dream and.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
If you wake up stressed, were you just I was
like screwed? There. There was awful like they're anxious feeling
on the top of my chin. I hate when you
wake up from a stressful dream. Yeah, but I can't
help but feel like this is your fault? Why is
it my fault?

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Well, one dream, you should have made sure that I
was there on time.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
I feel like dream me doesn't need to because you
and I are not the problem. Worn That is the
one harangue.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
You had already gone through the security, which was like
up this left by the shops, and I like couldn't.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
I could see it, and I was like, can you
just let me in? Like I'm with that group. It
was really awful.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Anyway, I think it's your fault, Fletch, because you had
said to warn and I. We catch up during the.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Day, genuine, genuine. I don't know if it comes across on.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
I think I think it comes across here that we
are genuine friends. We talk during the day. You were
telling us about your mate who is coming to New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Oh my god, this was so stressful. Yeah, it was
just like vacuuming, vacuuming. Oh yeah, I had to get
a new vacuum cleaner.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
I didn't know you'd.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Got a new vacuum year because they gave me a
price to fix it, and I was like, well, we'll
just get a new a new vacuum cleaner, and then
told me that you can just buy a part on
Arli Express or tea Move for a dollar. Apartment explodes.
So yeah, anyway, some vacuum I get a message from
my friend. He's like at the airport. He's got like
three flights to get to New Zealand and he's at

(16:37):
the airport and he's like, oh my god, I don't
know what to do. Then they won't accept my New
Zealand visa, and I'm like, oh my god, what a
New Zealand. So now I didn't know. But you can
either get if you're from a country, like a friendly country,
you can e visa just like you know, you just
turn up with the girl. You fill it down online,
just like going to America, scan your thing, yeah country,

(16:58):
or if you're from another you have to get a
visit of visa, so you apply and then they will
now email you like a two or three page visa
which says here's your visa. How do you how do
you apply for that? What's I'm just online? I don't know.
Do you have to be? Promise I'll promise him A
good God, I promise, I promise. I'm not going to
stay in New Zealand. I'm going to go hard. I

(17:18):
don't a bad guys kind of like what you would
do for an e visa. But yeah, you have to be.
You have to apply and they have to check you
out and that kind of thing. And then yeah, they
email and he's like I'm showing them. He had print
out of the visa and he's like showing. He's like
what do I do? And I'm like, I don't know.
Like it's like I was googling and I was like,
on the there's an immigration New Zealand web page and

(17:39):
it says, you know, you don't need a sticker in
your passport because you know, a lot of it's not
the eighties, it's not the eighties, but a lot of
countries still have a like a stick and you put
in your passport from their passport. Everybody wants to stamp.
But that's a big thing. That's what they were saying
at the airport because they have had probably never seen
a New Zealand visa before. They were like, no, you

(17:59):
need a stamp in your part from a lot country.
Dominican Republic too. You can't come directly here, no, So
they would never have seen a New Zealand via So
you've got to go Dominican Republic, tech Texas, through South America,
South America, and so these people were like, no, you
need a sticker and even though it's is on the
visa floor. Don't need a sticker. But then I was

(18:21):
so stressful. But then I was like, I show them
the Immigration New Zealand website because it's got examples of
the visas. And he showed them and he said, yeah,
but they don't look the same. And I was like what,
And so I looked online and the New Zealand Immigration
website has examples of visas from twenty eighteen that don't
look like they look like now immigration. Oh so these

(18:44):
people at the Chicken doing Dominican Republic people are like, well,
I mean, we've never seen this. Let's check the website.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
They go on, there's.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Something six years old as on there that ye oh
my god, that's bad form for us. Kind of looked
the same, but like they don't have a black box,
or like his visa didn't have a black box, and
the formatting was different. It was word in New Zealand.
I was like, oh, no, we've got to change that.
They probably fired, They probably fired everybody that updates the website.

(19:13):
I was gonna say one hundred percent, right. That would
be a government department that's like every other government department,
has its guts not Yeah, but they eventually accepted it
after they people.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
You're telling us the story yesterday. It gave you anxiety
trying to say to them, like I just I'm trying
to explain to you something, but you're not not understanding.
That was the whole theme of my dream, was like
I'm trying to explain to you. I need to know
what terminal to go to. Yeah, I'm going to miss
the smile.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
You had a bad dreamy application system upgrade on the
immigration dot co dot z Did you report this? Some
systems will be unavailable for thirty minutes between five am
and seven am Friday, the fourth of October. That they're
onto it, and I think they just always do upgrades. Yeah,
but where eighteen I did email them like a not

(20:00):
like a Karen, but just whether suggested for the website.
I was like, how about you are strongly how about
you upgrade this? So like people to teach the words, hey,
how about I was like, really nice about it. I
reckon you've I reckon you've done something because it's he's
your application forms affected. Student visas grew. They always had
child visus. They had that yesterday. Yeah, when I was

(20:23):
looking at it. But Yeah, it'll be interesting to see
if they updatedsmbarrassing for us, but for your stop and
hot Dominican Republic. So you're telling me beautiful, amazing.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Is that hot brown people are being stopped having a
hard time from coming into New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
It's enough. I'm going to start my own strikes and marches, right,
I'm just going to move Dominican Republic and just be there. Yeah, okay, yeah,
this is terrible. Ms.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
This is the top six.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Hello there the Education Minister, Eric Stanford, education Ministress, Thank you,
thank you. I just needed to agender that because Eric
Stanford identifies as a woman. He says how it was
on the way for tenager struggling to pass new n
c A man's reading and writing tests, are struggling struggling

(21:24):
with the n c A. So you guys are school sir, same, yeah,
school sir. What are they called? Sixth form six one?
Sixth one? Yeah, well yeah, and then but then university
entrance and bursary and stuff. But now it's the n
c A one two and three one two and three
that's what I did, and you can am I correct

(21:46):
and saying you could be doing n c A level
one some subjects. N c A level two are the
ones if you're really good at yeah, man's but struggled
with Yeah, and there.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Were different different points and stuff and internals externals. Yeah,
it's your end of year exams or the ones you
do throughout the year.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Yeah, when we are would be exams horizon tapped in
two October. Now mock exams. We should do those.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah, horrible, I know, but they didn't count for anything.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
So you you you've got a plan to help out.
I'm going to plan top six easy credits and passes
for n c A level students and different subjects like
a favor for a favor or as we say in Latin,
quid pro quo. Yeah, now at that time, squid scrossro
squid look squid pro cro Okay, try to say quid

(22:36):
pro quo six times real fast in a row.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Quid pro quo quick crow pro true Troy prouid co
crow go pro go you go pro go pro hero pro.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Yeah, squid grow pro. Well that the easy passes for
n c A and as you say, a little bit
of squid scuross could blow back screen side. You may
have noticed that we've got a shortage in some of
our public service series. Yeah, okay, everybody know they have
ye number six on the list. Let's get these students

(23:10):
to be nurses. I don't know what, just automatic pass
so what they would be easy though, they still don't
need to know things. But if they help out around
the wards, you don't have a few credits, and you know,
the best learning is on the job learning. You don't
know if I want some school student giving, you know,

(23:30):
prodden around and there giving you, Yeah, trying to get
a drop in or something. I just need to squid
the morphone straight in my mouth. They can wipe my butt. Yeah,
I'm sure they'd love to do that. Pan. Yeah, that
kind of stuff. Drain the catheter. Number five on the
list of the top six easy passes for NCAA level students.

(23:54):
Number five is be a teacher and teach yourself to
pass because you know, we've got this teacher shortage as well. Yeah.
To relieve a shortage, you've got to teach a shortage.
Teachers are not happy at the moment. Long time teachers
are like, I'm I'm going to finally get out of
the game. David Seam was actually their favorite person at
the moment. I heard some teachers talking all the frondage
drinks in the staff room. Yeah, they're like, come on

(24:17):
down and play pool in the staff room. Did you
start from have a pool table? I remember the day
I founded in high school, there was a pool table
in there. I was like, you're taking Thecoseyescoosey number four
on the last of the top six easy passes for
NCAA level students. This is a collab between design and
hard textiles. I'm talking your metalwork. I'm talking you would
work design. Yeah. Great, Well you're gonna have to step up.

(24:42):
And if you want an automatic pass, you've got to
finish the DNED in hospital.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Oh wow, that's jumping up from a whale shaped pencil case.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Well, this is the thing we need you, guys, We
need you to step up. The good thing about early
teens is their hands are still quite small, so you
can get into all those hard to reach Yeah, right,
screw the hospitals have a lot of those little neglig
little spots. Get your hands and stuff. And just to think,
all we did when woodwork was make a clock. We're

(25:11):
a table in the hospital, amazing and getting a pass
at the same time. Number three on the list of
the top six easy passes for NCAA level students. If
you're struggling with soft textiles or sewing as we used
to call it, although there is a lot more to it,
but we just used to call it, you could you

(25:33):
get your picker. Remember when you bugger up a stitch
and come back, you get your quick unpack and you
can pick all the gang patches off the leather jackets.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Right, so you know when some are seen out in public,
they bring the jacket to you, You pick out the
and you give them back the jacket. Yeah. Members of
the Mongra mob.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
They're not going to be mean to a bloody fourteen
year old, young strapping lad coming over.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
With as quick unpick. Yeah. So I'm just trying to
get the credits. Yeah, maybe you can join the gang afterwards.
Oh yeah, why not get a foot in the door patch?
Yeah yeah, the easy way Number two on the list
of the top six easy passes for NCAA student NCAA students,
this is for maths. You get issued a New Zealand
police car. You hand a radar gun and you go

(26:19):
out and you work out how far over the speed
limit people are going, and you write them a ticket
based on that difference, because there's a bit of maths there.
There's a bit of math fact, because most of the
police have left the country to go to Australia and
work where they get way bit of work pay and
you need to take their their ranks straight over there. Yeah,
does a radar gun like give you the number over

(26:39):
the speed limit or do you actually have to do
mass if you're accompliment do you have to get out
your quack? Later?

Speaker 1 (26:43):
When I was once in the back of a police car,
well let's not dive into that. I noticed they've got
the thing on their dash and it just gave.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
The full speed read Oh okay, so there would be
and if they ping you, because if they ping you
while they are driving, it's say is their speed and
your speed? Is that right? Or how much faster than
them you're going? I know I'm gonna ask it. Okay,
has he got my arms? Damien? I haven't seen his arms.

(27:12):
We just talk about Lego, land Rovers, Colombian woman and
Star Wars right him. I want to picture of the dash.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
I want a picture of his arms just to get around.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
And number one of the last.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
There's one left, number one of the those of the
top sex easy passes for NCAA level students. If you're
an art and you're struggling, you will get credits for
making protest science for pretty much number six through number two. Yeah,
there's gonna be a lot of I can. I can
just feel there's going to be a few more street marches.
We're not united as a country on everything. It doesn't

(27:52):
feel like it not at the moment. Dneda especially feeling
for you. An hospital thing. I've been watching the man
keeping up with that you ben dicked over, and I
don't fel good about it, and that's not great and
you deserve better. That is to day stops.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
It plays Fletchborne and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Gosh, this is taking me down memory lane. Ladies and gentlemen,
if you are well, if you're in your thirties, yeah,
surely killed you remember them? Anybody above you remember them?
Twenties maybe not teens. How long have they been away for?

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Here?

Speaker 3 (28:24):
The two we billboards back? Yeah right, yeah right, wow,
yeah right? When did they disappear? Two thousand and I
feel like two thousand and twenty sixteen was the very
very last one. Okay, that was the very very last one,
but I got scale right back.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
I feel like Twoe billboards would have been great during
COVID had some crackers in there.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Yeahler's gun seems balanced. Yeah right, yeah, let's go to
Hamilton for New Year. It's one of them. I was
just googling which one was the most complained because people
got their nickas. Yeah, they got their they got there.
Oh yeah, they got their andes and a real twist
about some of the they did, and they were Some
of them were controversial, and some I don't think you

(29:10):
could do now to be some of them were super
never do now, but ten minutes to talk about Jehovah,
that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
They were political, or they were like a commentary on
the current government, or.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
They were always topical. My brother in law worked Sachi
and SARChI at the time, and I think it was
just expected of employees to come up with multiple a week, Right,
You just put them out there, and then the best ones,
because it was always amazing how quickly they turned them around.
And the simplest format you bought the billboard and all
you changed is the white lettering. Yeah, and now with
digital billboard, so to be able to literally be about

(29:46):
that day.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Because you can see them on the original ones they
would just black out the last one and go over
the top. On some of them you can see like
three or four sort of old ones blacked out. So
it was and okay, they had two of the most
complained ads in two thousand and eight. Number one, it
had eighty six complaints to the ASA. The episode is

(30:08):
in standards authority. Yeah, let's take a moment. Let's take
a moment this Christmas to think about christ Yeah. Right,
and then number nine, I was sure I've got ten
minutes to talk about Jehovah.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Wow, it's not. I have the CD somewhere. Yeah, right,
that's good. God, these are great. Yeah, mind paying for all?
She clearly married dot com for his body was one
shit ruthless. Do you do you remember they had a
book as well, Right, Yeah, they put all of them

(30:41):
in a box. That's right at the time. But look
at the phone we're having now. I always liked them.
I always got New Year's I always like the real
The ones that did were more likely to get a complaint. Yeah,
they're a bit more yeah out there. But so they're back, okay,
a whole new generation experience. So they're not a wooded

(31:03):
down not being wooded down one. You know it will be.
It's twenty twenty four. What are they?

Speaker 6 (31:12):
You know?

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Like, God, there used to be some ludicrous what was that?
There was another one and I'll say it without saying
the last thing, but there was that billboard that was
like fukapan air um fucker papa, fuck papa something rather
somewhere to visit any w h A k A yeah,

(31:33):
And everyone was like, you can't do that because it
was a consinuating saying the if word.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Yeah, you just wouldn't do that stuff. Now it says
here that some of the most complained about ones offended
woman the game, lesbian community, Christians Malti and Tony Beach
and David Bain. Wow, we look forward to had not
wait play play If you.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Haven't have you, if you ever haven't caught up. I've
moved from the women's only small little gym upstairs at
my gym to the big main.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Floor and I did yesterday.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
I did my second workout downstairs with the big boys.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
It's quite fun. How were the big boys? Big cool.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah, real nice, nice and big yeah good good things
to look at down there.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Now, if I was saying that, yeah, but you're not
not on the mic, the lights red lights aren't. I've
never noticed this as a problem before. Why are we

(32:47):
talking about it? What I was saying, Why are we
talking about it? Why did you put it on your Instagram?
You sent it to us, and I was like, even
that's a step too far for us. I know we
had a step too far. No, I know it's good
to find the line.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
I open Instagram.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
She's proved on her story.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Because you know me, I'm trying to be relatable. I'm
a relatable woman and literally so a message. Men said,
Oh my god, every experience in life is not unique
to no one. She was like, I just thought I
was the only person that's happened to I was on
this like row machine thing. We stood on a bench
and then I like stood up in between sets. I
like to stand up and stretch my legs, not to
sit there on my phone because I feel judged.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
And I stood up and.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
What was left was just like a sort of a
round a line, sort of a crack a crack.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Mark from your sweet crack mark from my bum and
back bump, and it was sort of it went like
round the ractor. Oh my god, I've moved front bum
for years.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
It went.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
It was like an anchorchete from the back. It was
like a double anklet.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
From the cheeks through the back bump forward, more towards,
moving towards the front bump, like this perfect mark. And
asked saying, how sweety is that situation? And I was like,
oh my god. I looked around to make sure someone
hadn't seen it, and I was like, oh my god, no.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
One saw it, but to take a photo of it.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
It was really funny to me. And then every time
I sat down it would redo itself. So I came
up with a little method where I'd do my workout
in the possess and then before I got up, I'd
sort of swivel the whole the girls and noting, swivel
the whole to the side, give it a white.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
This is a thing produces. It's a swiveling wipe. Oh yeah,
it's the scoop.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
It's because as well, I wasn't wearing like super good
like workout clothes. I was wearing more like yoga shorts,
which are.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Not Yeah, yeah, they were not wicking me all right,
the moisture has nowhere to go.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah, so it's not They're not really designed for sweaty workouts.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
More. This also happens in summer.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
I'll do this in a restaurant, Oh my god, saying
you have to scoop off, especially on a pleather on
a pleather seat, I'll always leave.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
A little anchor. So you've got to do the old
swivel and spin right and in a way sort of.
You never got up off a gym machine and seen
your balls? What how low are your balls? No? You
sit on them when you sit down in the machine.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
I don't think it's an only issue.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
It's not like you can't see a fine picture, perfect rendition,
but you see the general shape of testimons. You need
to have better because you don't wear underwear when everything
I wear to the gym has a line, like a lining,
Like balls are out of control on the treadmill. Youve
been going hard, you jump off, you sit down that thing,
you do a couple of balls. You stand up and
you look down and you can see like it that's

(35:37):
exactly the same situation.

Speaker 7 (35:39):
But the balls, it's just the line them I've seen
my balls smeared on them. Well, now I would never
be like take a pick a Instagram when you read
these sweety balls.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
That's madness.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Oh my god. Someone text and it's got a name.
I can't say it on here. It's like a there's
a term for this something.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
It's called clam stamping. You don't say it. Thank you
not saying you said that on ear. That is discuss
clean stamping. Now you can say. Here we are okay,

(36:22):
laugh too hard. Now I'm gonna eat ache something. Next
we're gonna we're gonna move away from clean stampede again.
We're gonna move away and we're gonna argue and debate
the coolest city in New Zealand because somebody has made
a clean keen for the claims on the text machine

(36:44):
to let us now's coolest city? Name it? I wait
one hundred times with him. You can name it, text
name it and say why why is it the coolest? Yeah?
You can just say next.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
So the crush it's mere philm Major. He has come
out and said that he weakens christ Church. Now post
quake is a mini Melbourne of sorts. You've got the
art scene, you've got the shopping, the food, that beautiful
riverside market.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Yeah, the food scene in christ Church amazing. Would I
would say it's probably maybe the best in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
I I sort of want to fight you because that's
my instinct and my course to just go against anything
you've said.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
It's perfect. Yeah, that's what we're here for. That's what
we're here for. But you you agree. Yeah, I just
favorite restaurants everywhere you go straight, that's straight one of
the etcetera. And we've got a lot of side markets
turn around there there's something, as you say, exquisite. And

(37:46):
the shopping. The shopping's great all in that area. It's
a great city. I love christ Church. Obviously the Mirror
is going to say it's the coolest. You've got to
when you're the me, you've got to say that. But
saying it's it ismic. Cheese used to say Donalds is
the coolest. He had been elected by about Yeah, that's right.

(38:09):
The ambul to vote the Mirror election criminal. Yeah, it
was in prison. President he couldn't so he said it's
the coolest city in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
It is Many mal Many Melbourne and the reason it's
called my attention is because historically Wellington has been seen
as little many Melbourne.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
I don't think I think he's right. You can't call
Wellington cool. Shut your pie hole, New Plymouth. It's too dribbly.
You're on remon key too much drily city, isn't it.
Oh God, it's also dribbling because you're on lambdon key.
There's no Son hitting Lampton key.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Look, I'm not going to stand here and say that
Courtney Place is a popping place like it used to
be when I lived there. But Cuba Street and down
the waterfront and the suburbs, it's such.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
A cool city.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
I love that place, all the breweries, I love it
A long lot love it. So anyway, I got into
this debate about whether or not it's a cool city
because then you're like, New Plumouth's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
And I don't disagree. You love New Plumouth. You love
when it's definitely got art here.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
And that's the vibe that they are acquating to the
Melbourne scene, right is it the arty kind of music culture? Yeah,
that kind of thing, and your Plymouth has that. Nelson
also has that. I'll put a little bit in for Nelson.
They've got like a cool arts scene down there. Yeah,
they always have Anyway, I think we should have a
little debate with our listeners because people are already text.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Read out some messages. A lot of people are saying towns,
you'll have to officially be a city. No, I think
just coolest town slash city, right.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
I think we're so small. Everything's basically in the town.
It goes down to Gisbon apparently. I've looked at the
list of official New Zealand cities, but some cities are
so big, like Auckland.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
They've got cities within cities. What makes you a city
excellent population. It used to be a cathedral. If you
had a cathedral, you count yourself as a city. That's
why there's all those mass of old churches and what
were small towns at the time, because they were trying
to boost themselves up.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
The first don't text on your order. I don't even
know where that is. My consciousness of my soul was
born in Wellington, the first text. And we've got New Plymouth,
the mountain, the ocean, thence the parks.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
You can't beat it.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Plus it's voted the most liveable city for its population
in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Someone said the roads of stuffed in Christchurch. We're not
wearing this on roads. Roads are a real big part
of being in a city. Yeah, we live in Auckland.
Crap to other foot boot thing Christchurch. Hello, he's speaking
as his brains squad grow grow. One of the most

(40:43):
scuderable cities there are. Yeah, because it's all flat. Bikable
because it's yeah, you don't need cars as much bikes definitely.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Good thing about Wellington though, is like you even needed
a cake and walk around. Someone said Wellington is a
sense of whimsy simply not found anywhere else.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Great whimsy and Wellington's whimsy and windy Welling.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
They took away the whimsy when they pulled the public.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Sector to pieces true they said DNA in a close
second because it's small but in a cool fun way.
To a third, so much to do, that's.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Fear lived in any of these cities. You just you're
a visitor and on a visit, so much to do
in to do a years. But if you're paying like
a tourist, oh you don't live in and go like
z lining And this is the thing, the coolest city.
It's like the liveability right.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Someone said Parmi. But they haven't given a reason, and
so therefore we cannot.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
I think you only need to follow up reason. They're
parting where we love this love just and drive around
that square. Somebody has called hawks by the Florida of
New Zealand because old people. I'd say Todongo as well,
a lot of old people retiring. I've got a lot
of time for that's beautiful. The mountain, Yeah, but that

(41:59):
just any are along the coast. Yeah, it's included in
the total on the city count Okay, it's hard to
pick one, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Someone said Wanganui, and I do love that. You have
a very arty as well.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
I haven't been to the Giant. I haven't been to.
I don't think if you go, you should go. Once
I was a kid. They have the artists open.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Studios because there's lots of like art, like sculptors and
painters and stuff, and they do open studios. You do
like a walking tour and you go into their studios
and see how they work.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Really fun. Interesting. No one has said mourns for or Hamilton.
No one said Hamilton because we're not the gardens full stop. Yeah,
Hamilton gardens. My mom and dad's rates Bill. Did you
just admit on live nationwide radio to fraudulently obtaining an

(42:49):
entry into the Hamilton gardens garden fraud? That's actually garden
for garden fraud. Yeah yeah, and that's six months in prison.
Is that garden fraud? Yeah? Visiting gardens on somebody else's
a blue collar Um, oh, you'll be on a cushy one. Yeah, Sky,
Actually let your garden, Sky, ironic Jesus, they can afford
that in them. Oh yeah, jail SYSM save some money there,

(43:10):
cut Sky. Someone said, Christ, it's definitely not.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
I've got handfuls of friends hit by cars on their bikes.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
When you when we did say the biking thing. Also
in the back of my mind is a lot of
people do get hit on their bikes today. Yeah, yeah,
sorry to hear that. Main issue with Christ is full
of Cantabrians. Yeah, i'd say I love all the shots
fired by street Hamilton. Beta Street Hamilton is better than
Cuba Street and Wellington. Oh there you go.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
There is not simply not a bit of street in
the city.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Maybe maybe ten, fifteen, twenty years ago. No, Cuba Street
has gotten even bit. Beta Street used to be where
my friends bought their drugs. Still it is, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
it is. It depends on what you're looking for.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
You look at some crafty fun goods and an apothecary,
then you're hitting to Cuba Street, Wellington, or.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Are you looking for a well packed turneathy bucks from
the guy that you can definitely trust because he hasn't
got fly spray in it. That's Hamilton.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Play.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
I don't quite get how this works and why this
has become a thing. So as I mentioned wivelhead laser
here removal in lots of different areas between the three
of us and not one.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
I reckon we have the majority covered between Yeah that I've.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Done my face and not my chest.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
I like to leave that. Anyone that like a guy
that got their chest laser, that would be so painful.
Two here my chestes two here.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Too many sessions that I've had, all the you've had.
I've had with the backside, including whole and shoulders.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
I've under arms, you've had a whole entire legs.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
Okay, we doing the majority of it. We're pretty covered. Well.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
The reason we're talking about this is because a woman
was going to a roote it. There's a fifth appointment
at a clinic that had recently rebranded. It had been
taken over by an Australian company. So it's the same
song she's gone to for all four treatments. This was
her fifth and she went in for the little thing,
for the little chat beforehand before they leave you to

(45:23):
remove your clothing.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
What was she getting? Laser Brazilian?

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Okay, so your full situation downstairs and they said, have
you signed a new consent form because we're, you know,
newly branded, and she said, no, I haven't, and she said, oh,
here's the form, and then she fells in the form
and she comes back.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
She's like, right, we'll just take the photos. And One's like,
I'll beg your pardon this excuse me?

Speaker 1 (45:45):
One Ray pay Siver play and it's the new policy
is that they take before photos during the pros.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Like to progress.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
But as we were mentioning you, before you get lazered,
you have to shave off all the hair that's there anyway.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
So yeah, because did you get here, They took photos
of my back when I got it done. Yes, But
I was like, what's the point because you can't see
the hair.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Yeah, it's not like you're going in before any treatments
and being like, this is what it looks like.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Yeah, like I would of understood. It makes sense if
they took a photo when you started heary. Yeah, then
they got rid of the hair, then they lazered. You
got to pay extra for a shave if you don't
turn that shave. But then the next time you go
back they take another photo again you've already got rid
of the here shit like what set of seeds? I
don't understand either.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
And so the woman, because she was getting a Brazilian
that she's like, oh, no, you're not taking photos of that, right,
And they were like, oh no, we'll just you know,
like we'll put one of those little those little cover
up gee strings that give you and we'll just take
the bikini line in the top. And she was like, no,
I'm not comfortable with that, and so they made it
put a clothes on, and she went out to the

(46:55):
reception your edge to talk the manager and she was like, yeah, sorry,
it's policy, and so we can't continue with you if
you're not happy in that. And the woman wh's written
this article was like, am I the first person to
say no to these photos? And they're like yeah, everyone
else hasn't had a problem with that because also, like.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Where are they putting? Like how secure are these photos?
Like these these clinics are not like Apple or Google,
They're not like they have the higher security. Does stick
to the car Fletch are rule of sending nudes face
and Jenny's never in the same No, I know, but
I was saying this to Fletch before you okay this
morning porn. If if ever there was to be a nerd,

(47:31):
please don't talk before I get here. No, it's here
for a long time. It was weird sort Yeah, well
now I'm on the back foot. I'll fill you in.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
But I was saying that if ever there was a situation,
I do hope this never happens to me. But if there,
ever it was a situation where a nude was leaked
of May, I want it to be.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
One where I was at one of these beauty places.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
No, No, if ever the internet was to get a
nude of may procure a new with me, I'd want
it to be one that I'd take it.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
When I was all like six, that you were happy with.
And then I was like, what are.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
The other nude photos on the Internet of me? Other
than ones that I have essentially sent to people is
mole maps, and are you standing there naked, going like
this with your arms up and like sort of you know.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Like you look what you're doing. That thing on the
Japanese game show where there's shapes coming towards you knocked.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Into the pool and they take really up close photos
of your skin moles like that would be a very
vulnerable photo online here, Okay, I know you go. You
can log into your mole map and see you and
see your moles.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
And see your little moles. And if you've got a
mole on your bits, they're gonna take a photo of it.
You're gonna track it. They asked me if I had
any moles same and I done quite a freck. Yeah,
And I said, you didn't tell them about the mole
on you? My paenis mole Yeah, notorious. They cut out.
I don't think there's gonna be much left you. I

(48:58):
roll the dice on that one. I'm really playing with.
Limited real estate is such that.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Flesh.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
There is a very funny riddit thread about the weirdest rules.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
That your parents gave you while you were growing up.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
My parents were pretty like normal I think I used
to think they were strict, but looking back, I'm like, no,
I think they were all right.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Yeah, firmbit, fear firm, but fear. Did your parents have
any kind of weird rules for you? We can remember firm,
but fear, firm but fear give you a little I
don't remember any weird rules like it all made sense?
What were the what were Some of the people on

(49:43):
this reddit thread saying no, no, I can't find it.
I'm sort of hoping that you wouldn't ask me. There's
no funny answer. Regardless of what is on that list.
Nothing will be funnier than.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
That sort of hoping that you just wouldn't has sent
you through the link. Okay, here's some we wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Honestly is the best policy? I mean, would you could
have padded and we wouldn't have known? Yeah? Yeah, she
wouldn't have what she wouldn't have sent through the link? Yeah,
and that's probably going to be my favorite part of
the day. You born that you right, got big. That's
a big meat energy there could Welcome to the team. God,

(50:34):
there's two of us now, it's what are you going
to do? Cry?

Speaker 8 (50:38):
Even more of an attitude is lapping at your turns. Okay,
here are some weird rules that parents had. This is
from you read it through, you found some. I've had
it up this whole time.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Okay. We were never allowed to be alone.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
We had to be in our parents site at all times,
and we weren't even allowed to go to the bathroom
without asking for permission.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Until we were eighteen, that is, to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
I'd just pee on the floor and be like, there
you go, then mom, deal with that. I knew a
family that ate dinner alphabetically, so for example, that eat
their asparagus, then their chicken, then their rice.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
That's undiagnosed OCD or something on my right, that's an
undiagnosed that's not okay, that's all.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
When we went to university, a friend of mine had
to call us This is uni. A friend of mine
had to call his mother every day at eight pm
to tell her what he had done that day and
what he was studying. If he was even ten minutes late,
she would start calling non stop until he picked up.
I knew someone who at nineteen was not allowed to
drive on the highway.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
She had to go around on the back roads.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
I overheard a family a gasp because they heard me
saying the word no. The kids were like, oh, that's
a bad word. We're not allowed to use the word no.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Oh my god. Why real life and the workplace and
someone tells him no and they have a breakdown video.
It's made it to Instagram reels, so you know it's good.
It's good TikTok, but it's found its feet on Instagram reels.
That woman being like, she's not listening to me, so
rather than saying stop voice, I'm going to say And

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then there's a hard cut and people reenacting how their parents.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
I love the one where it's like the soft parent
verse hard parent and it's the same video, but it'll
be like put that down, put that down, and then
the like that's.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
What we don't have. But I listen to shadows like.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
They're not listening to me. I'm like, let them have it.
It's good for them, like the Wi Fi out of
the wall. I'm scared. Then att yeah like it, so okay.
We we thought this would be great to take some
calls on one hundred dollars at him nine six nine six.

(52:55):
Maybe looking back now you can see it was a
weird role that your parents had. Yeah, totally. What were
the weird rules that your parents had or that you
had growing up? Maybe you weren't allowed TV.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Maybe you weren't Also summer messages saying when you said
that they ate alphabetically, their immediate thought was their adam
mate first, and then carl.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Around, the play around, and then if you're if you
were Xander or Zante, I'm always hungry Zanti, I'm all
starving little Zanti. The z for the last child because
Zomie I would have gone for Zoe if you were
going for Zebra Ye Zenda d Zinda. I wait one

(53:42):
hundred dars and we want to take your calls now
you can take through nine six nine six.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
What is the weirdest rule that your parents had when
you were growing up?

Speaker 3 (53:50):
One's already chuck lang. It was a big rid of
thread full of these our one's a bitter Okay? Was
that just weird? Well, Kate, Kate's called up, Kate. What
was the weird rule you had growing up?

Speaker 2 (54:02):
First? Long time?

Speaker 3 (54:03):
The first time, Yeah, welcome, welcome, welcome.

Speaker 9 (54:13):
I was like, I've got a lot of siblings and
for some reason my parents would have us like memorized
poems on the weekend. That's not a weird thing to do,
I swear, But like when you'd have to recite them
at dinner and if you didn't do it, you wouldn't
get deserved what poem?

Speaker 3 (54:33):
Can you remember any poems now, Kate? Was there one
that stuck with you all these years?

Speaker 9 (54:37):
No, there's not a single word.

Speaker 6 (54:39):
I can remember, like visually sitting.

Speaker 9 (54:42):
There doing it.

Speaker 6 (54:43):
And I can remember like seeing them at dinner and like.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Swe him right, swimming performance anxiety in front of your siblings.
Understand what aim here? What were they trying to create
some kind of you know, poets?

Speaker 9 (54:57):
I think it was got away And because for an hour.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
They were making love my friend, they were getting down
while you were learning.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Poetryal slings, they were all obeying and ladies, Kate, thank you, Rosie.
We're also not allowed to talk at the dinner table.
We were encouraged not to. Oh really, because you probably
would shut up? Yeah, exactly, Rosie. What was the weird
rule you had as a kid?

Speaker 6 (55:23):
So growing up, when we would put into picture station,
my siblings and I would always ask like tree slollies
and stuff. And one day Mom told us it was
illegal for kids to go side petrol stations.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
I like to you, they lied to you. It's genius.

Speaker 6 (55:43):
We never asked again, but I confronted her a few
years ago about it when I actually found out that
it wasn't real, and she has no recollection of telling
us as.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
A parent, Rosie, you were lying all the time. There's
no way you can keep a catalog of your little
whites when you're yeah the ones you How old were you?
You said up a couple of years ago. Now you
don't sound too young. How old were you when you
found out it wasn't legal for kids? Again?

Speaker 6 (56:06):
I was about twine. They were doing like UNI about
Like Life Life Fan Development and like Life pizzed. Your
parents told you, And I was like.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
I might just ask, Yeah, tweety, but you're allowed to
drive at fifteen?

Speaker 3 (56:21):
I mean, oh my god, you can't fill up the
you're going to pay money from the par You're going
to pay fifteen.

Speaker 6 (56:28):
It's like on the side of the pump is a
like a code worth a line for.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
It, because I don't want you pumping the actual gas.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Rosie. Thank you. Keep you and Rosie driving past the
picture station seeing a kid and just be.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
The police are behind me.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
We'll get tomorrow your ticks and calls, nixt the weird
rules your parents had growing up. Weird. We were allowed
to watch the Simpsons. Oh yeah, okay, I wasn't either
as a child. As a young child. Yeah, I remember
getting up, you.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Know, when it was still daylight and coming into the
lounge of the watching the Simpsons.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
And me being like, I'm not allowwashed dad. My parents
thought it was crap. But on school camp once they
put on the Simpsons movie, Oh my gosh, I felt
so naughty. Oh so that Simpsons movie came out in
like two thousand and eight, so you weren't like, heyday
Simpsons when it first came on. It used to be
on Friday night after Married with children? Yeah, it was

(57:29):
real late. Tell you one of them's aged signically worse
than the other. It's married with children. Yeah. My dad
used to make us recite one of the times tables
each night. You didn't know what one it was going
to be until you sat down, fingers crossed for the nines,
the one I love the ones. Your favorite times table
was definitely the one ones, the ones we weren't allowed

(57:49):
to have any water or any other drink with our
dinner because it'd fill ourselves up on water and not
eat all the food. Okay, because it's coose, mom, worst
come hydrate. When I was young, our family rule was
whenever me and my sisters are watching TV and whenever

(58:11):
R thirteen or assex, then come on. If there was
a minute there was a kiss, yeah, we had to
leave the room. It was too late for you to
see kisses. You make it too like you make it
a thing. Yeah, you make it like a because when
you're a kid, yeah, yeah, and your hound for it. Yeah.
You know. It's like swearing. We were never allowed to
swim when we grew up. And I love swearing now,

(58:33):
but I'll swear around my kids and they just know
it's just it's just perhaps per can chooser. You swear
in front of and they just don't swear. Did You?
Used to go into your room and then be like,
do you know? I got a tape like a cassette
tape once on my radio could record, and I recorded
myself saying all the swear words on you, and then
I would use them in an example sentence and then

(58:56):
see how many I could string together. And then my
brother found the tape, and he did. When we're all
in front of everyone, he walked up to the family
stereo and he's like, I have something to play for
the family and put the tape in. Did I get
a hiding as well for being a nut? No? I

(59:17):
such a knott a big one. Play play M pay
you on the phone. I bet I can guess your
mom's name. We welcome to bet I can give your
mom's name. Claudia, good morning, good morning? Actually fine, yeah,

(59:40):
good good Claudia. Good now, Claudia Varner is going to
ask you five questions about your mom and then have
fifteen seconds to try and get your name. Have I
correcting the spelling C? L A U, D I A
or is it a K? It's a it's a C.
No one sells a CA. Where German Exchange shou where
the German Exchange. It should be Cloudia, Glordia Cloudier Clothier

(01:00:03):
that used to work here, Cloudier. She was a Glordia. Yeah, Glodia, Glordia. Okay,
you're you're Claudia was the German exchange didn't a bit weird,
Harry weird not herey weird weird. The Finnish exchange student
was hot. Okay, okay, that should go is no surprise.
Her name was Tina, but it was spelling an e

(01:00:24):
on the end, right, I felt, I felt so sorry
for exchange student flans all the way around the world,
and then they go to Mournsville.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
I know, with Vorn in the next room being like, excuse,
what was that exchange student?

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
I think it was frowned upon for them to have
any sort of relationships when they were here. Wasn't that
part of the AFS protocol? I don't know, yeah, probably, Well, Claudia,
let's get back to him. Up with the Canadian exchange
sudent hot hot and I'm dad. Came home from milking
the cows and she was swimming in the pol in
her undies and Dan was just like, what are we

(01:00:59):
going on here? That was the first moment my father
was even genuinely proud of me.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
What have we got?

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
Because he called broxy Broxi, you're never going to get
us in the pool. Can we get back on track? Sorry, Claudia,
let's get back on track here. We've got a couple
of boob.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
I can't help it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
All right, we are do you know that? You know?
The tagline for the show to laugh out later. It
should just be weird to digress. Okay, first question about
Claudia's mom. What is your mom's favorite flower? Oh, oh gosh,
you're going to buy a bunch of flowers. I'd buy

(01:01:41):
her some lilies?

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Yeah, nice, classic, lovely chucker pets on there, Patsy lams
a lily yep.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Also just feel like Rose. Her name might be Rose
because she would have liked roses if she was Rose.
All yeah, true, because it's too much funting. You've had
a winning streak of But I can give your mum
same this year. But you you are questioning your psychic abilities.
You haven't done a hum. I'm busting for a Wii, Claudia.

(01:02:10):
It's going to affect the psychic abilities. Well, not my
because part of my brain is it won't.

Speaker 6 (01:02:16):
Okay, fine, It will make you a little bit more
desperate desperate to guess the name she likes to mean desperate.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
Linda Linda. You think Linda loves her? Yeah? Have you
just got to notice on your what you got a
message from the wife there? Did she hear the exchange?
She didn't? Ben, do know she loves that story? Okay, No,
she's just sent me a series of memes. Okay, that's
what our relationships come to, By the way, we only
communicate through aggressive passive aggressive reels. Okay each other yea

(01:02:51):
all the time? Oh yeah you yeah? Okay, I never reply, Karen,
you never reply? Is your on TikTok vaughns and Instagram
refined TikTok? They call it trash trash You can tresh
lums one okay, Yeah, you had Lindon, didn't you, Robin,

(01:03:13):
Because my mother in law she loves reel. Yeah, my
mom doesn't send reels, but put a Christine down because
it's a good Ventim down yere Kim, Tanya and Sharon's
love real Tenure and Sharon love reels. Joe, you got
a Joe down there.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
It literally turned my hair to say, Joe, did you
see me write it? I saw you write it down, okay,
because as I write it down, you said it and
you're I was about to say.

Speaker 10 (01:03:44):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
Okay. Next question, mum's age. How old's mum she is?
She's next month, so she's sety nine. Do you think
we'll ever be playing this game long enough that one
day the mom's kind of really close to our age
and we're like I don't like game anymore. But she's ancient,

(01:04:09):
and I broke the pin. I slammed the pin down.
I'm going to have to just draw with the ink shaft.
Now we've got I'll change into a red pen.

Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
Are you crazy?

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
It'll change the energy. Do you want the producers to
bring do you want the producers to bring you? He's
going to just use the ink shaft.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Just going to use the ink shaft and carry on.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Now I'm going for only short names. I think this
was a sign from God or that it's not a lie.
It's not it's not a long name. Ask her a question.
Ask a question the age, so that sexty gives a
good My mum sending four years of pantsy. No, that's

(01:04:59):
too old, Carol Borderline to Larboro, Mary Helen Barbs, Barby
Barbs Helen. Okay, Mary, I've got to Kim Jane Yae
classic last three numbers a cat cast down. I like this, Catherine,

(01:05:21):
one of the last three numbers of mum's phone number.
This will help? Why will this help?

Speaker 9 (01:05:29):
Really?

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Five, five, six, and what are the first six wats
mum's maiden name?

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
And then what's the first we're getting into a Gmail.
What's the sixteenth litter of the alphabet? Oh my god,
this is not a thing. I don't know. I'm just
gonna have to really quickly go sixteen.

Speaker 10 (01:05:52):
Okay, sixty letter of the alphabet? Okay, okay, what fingers
F G H, I, J, J, T J or what
did you say? What was sixteenth? P P?

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Or this is not eleventh? Was? Okay? Okay, okay, I'm
only now accepting names that starts with JP. Okay, I'm
gonna read the ones I've got here on out. We've
got Jo on the list. What is mum's favorite band?
Oh gosh, what?

Speaker 6 (01:06:33):
Just like?

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
What kind of music she? And it doesn't have to
be a favorite. But what's in a CD player?

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:06:40):
You know what?

Speaker 9 (01:06:40):
The first one that brings to mind?

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
You too? Oh yeah? Classic? Oh no, no? Do you
sent me a real Michelle? Maybe that's why Michelle love
YouTube Michelle. Yeah, it feels now. Put a Tina that
doesn't start with J. P ork. I think you've really

(01:07:03):
stitched yourself yourself. I've stitched myself. Have I last Jude? June?
Ju June? Julie. You've got Julie. I don't have Jeanette
Jeanette with a J. Yeah, what do you mean that's
how it's spelled. You to spell the G give you

(01:07:27):
can't spell G I N E T T E. But
jet is mostly always spelled with the J. A couple
more peas pet Pat because I had trash but I
didn't have Pat caller Patricia Perineum, No one's mom's called
the perennium. It probably is someone somewhere with J. Okay, okay,

(01:07:55):
question what are her siblings? What are your mom's siblings names?
So she's Dean Andy and Emma, Dean Andy and Emma.
It's of a vintage jan Emmy, Emma and Diane Helen Helen.
Quite youthful for that age though, aren't they that age group? Yeah,
that age range. Emma was seven years younger than her.

(01:08:17):
A happy, happy, miracle, the miracle baby. You know she
was an accident, doesn't she. Yeah, but probably the favorite
because the young all the other stuff, and there's a
bit of a gap and they could relate into parenting
and they were, yeah, you know, I appreciate the baby
because now the babies, babies are growing up and they're
kind of having a midlife crisis because their daughters doing
thirteen next year and has to go to high school.
You're all right now, okay, okay, okay, I'm ready, you're ready, Okay, Well,

(01:08:40):
Claudia Varner has fifteen seconds to try and kiss your
mum's name. If you hear your mum's name, yell out stop,
that's my mum's name, Vaughan. Your time starts now, Rose, Patsy, Linda, Robin, Trish, Kam,
Chris Tian, you're Sharon, Joe, Anna, Liz near It which one, Joe, Joe?

Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
That was the one I wrote down to say it
was one and with Joe rhymes with bono.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
Wow. Okay, well that means how about you.

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
Laughed at the phone number?

Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
It cemented the jumented the j wow wow came in early,
Joe moved through us all and then Joe came in
at mum's age being sixty yeah, and then everything else
cemented it beautiful.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
The bill is real.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
You're on the phone and guess in your dad's name. Well, Claudia,
you have won one hundred dollars. That is locked in
for bitter. I can get your mum's name. Joe is
mum's name, now, Voorne, you get one guess at dance
name Aragon, Dad's name, Andy No, Joe and Andy No.
It starts with JP, Okay, keV, p j M, Pete

(01:10:00):
and Joe, Kee, Kevin, Joe, Ken, and Joe. Kevin's putting
for though. But you on here, I'm not You're not
even you know you're not even going to consider it.
I'm taking John, Paul and Joe and Jason, Jason and Joe.
It's not Jason and Joe. You're stupid, fool. I don't
reckon Jason, Mini you old Jason's imagine if it's a

(01:10:24):
little trick, here's Joe and Joseph and Joe Joe. Oh,
you're being told we need it's Vaughn's kiss. It's Vaughn's pack.
We need a j name and then I'm going to
do a magic trick to get the letters. Okay, go
what do you reckon for the j Jason? No, I

(01:10:45):
reckon it's jo It's Joe. Joe's could be Joel. I'm
going I'm feeling a pool or a Steve, something like
a Steve. Now wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait,
I'm going to sign flitch you which one do you
want to? Kevin Paul and Joe, Kevin, Kevin, you're on Kevin, Yeah, Hayley, Rojo,
you're gonna go Joe, Yep, I'm going to be Paul. Okay, Okay, now,

(01:11:07):
remember who you were on a sign? Wait?

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
Three you were?

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
You were kivivin Okay, on account of three slate papers.
This is right, except we put out two or one fingers. Okay,
and whoever's the odd one out, that's the one we're
going with. Okay, Okay, you've got your hands one two three,
went to go again? One two three? On the is

(01:11:34):
it Joe? It's not John Joe. This is stupid, Claudia.
Is your dad's name Joe?

Speaker 6 (01:11:41):
No, his name is Jay.

Speaker 8 (01:11:43):
It was a j.

Speaker 9 (01:11:48):
Jay.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
Didn't even rich Jane Ja Jay.

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
It's not sure for anything. It's just Jay.

Speaker 9 (01:11:54):
Julian Ah, it was a j though.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
Okay. Well, Claudia, congratulations, you have one. I bet I
can give you mum's name one hundred dollars. Well done.
Cross over from pure psychicability to a bit of numerology.
Now the numbers were speaking.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
To Fleashborne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
It's time for fact of the day, day day day day. Yeah, dude,
there's a silly energy in this pace. It's been around

(01:12:43):
for at least a week. It's been lingering and it
fades and then it comes back, like the tut I
just accidentally did in the bathroom, and then I would
rushed to go to the turn. I rushed there and
I started winging. And I don't know if a woman
know this. Does this happen a woman? When you start winning,
sometimes a fart pops out, like almost every time. Okay,
we are one, we are one, we are genders combined.

(01:13:05):
And it started and it didn't stop, and then it
dipped and it came back. Someone in the cubicle got
the whole show. Yeah, yeah, like that. Wow. Anyway, we digress,
We digress. Today's fact that day is sent him from
Ashley sent me this and she said, my husband told
me a story that involved the cloud, and I thought

(01:13:27):
you could use it for cloud week of the show,
brad Olsen posted some cloud eight octors, Yes, yeah, yep,
eight doctors. A cloud full of a sky full of
cloud felt like it overcast eight octors official brad Olsen
reading on the sky today, I can't see the whole sky,
so idea and say that there are some blue out
there and there are some blue out O much I'd
say three, I'd say three four, No, but you're looking

(01:13:49):
over there.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
We got but that was my whole problem with the
octors is we're all looking at.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
A different sky. It actually messaged me and she said,
I for rest of all, I think you'd get on
fantastic with my husband. He's always telling me long, boring
stories about World War two. Okay, and it sounds like
they want to open up their relationship really yeah, sort
of a hot and she sits in the cup chair. Well,
he tells me boring stories in front of her? Is
that the story? Yeah, you guys on the end of

(01:14:17):
the pit, on the end of the bed watching the
History Channel. And he's like, I actually had a really
interesting story about this, only you could make swinging boring. Yeah,
I really good. The middle of it, I'm like, what
do you go? What are you doing after this? You're
on a build Liger.

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
I was like, He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
You've got unbuilt lego.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
Get out of here, woman, get out of here? What
you got Star Wars? He's like, that would actually be
pretty cool. Yeah, must be. It's like having friends The
day was the twenty sixth of July nineteen fifty nine.
Lieutenant Colonel William Rankin is flying a plane. It's a

(01:14:59):
military He is transporting fa Crusader from a Navy based
in Massachusetts to South Carolina. And they cut off with
their flying and they're like, Charlie, we look to be
approaching some rather nasty looking storm storm clowns at thirteen
thousand meters, roch up, roger that Rankin, Rankin and Nolan,

(01:15:23):
please climb to fourteen and a half thousand meters to
get above the storm cloud. Over that cruise and along.
So they're pulling up to fourteen and a half thousand
meters up fourteen point five kilometers wow. Up at point
to eight mark, which is about one thousand kilometers an hour. Wow.

(01:15:45):
They are common common. I believe it's the military temple.
Common gets to that gets to that altitude, cruise and along.
Now we're getting some engine noises. So Rankin's like, this
isn't looking good. Power, Nolan, oh your wig power failure.
May have to eject over can't get anything to work.

(01:16:07):
He's like, I'm going to have to eject. He's like,
I am so high trying to get over the storm. Yeah, okay,
to get over the storm. There's no little to no
oxygen up here. He did the quick maths in his head.
How long woul it take him to fall? He'd have
to hold his breath or run on? Like what do
you let fall first? Well, then he doesn't know if

(01:16:28):
the plane is going to explode, So he's like, this
is my training? Is I eject as soon as possible
because that guarantees yea, because I go with the plane
for a bit. So he then well you'd think, yeah, okay,
He's like, I'm going to eject, pulls the lever yep
breaks off in his hand far out that stage, like,
this isn't good. I'm not wearing a precious suit because

(01:16:49):
we're just transporting these planes. I wasn't expecting an altitude
that's high. The lever's broken off. The engine lights are
all going, yeah, it's not a check engine light either,
it's like a full line. But some times those come on.
I just think that's just to get you into the
service center. It's a bit of a yeah. The money, Well,
when you're in a multi million dollar jet in nineteen
fifty nine, not the case, right, So he then has

(01:17:12):
to rely on the emergency ejection. He pulls both twin
handles and it puff pops them out. At forty seven
thousand feet, the air was minus fifty degrees celsius, and
on ejection has glove ripped off, so he's got a
bare hand degrees. He then starts to fall straight into

(01:17:33):
a storm cloud, the storm cloud that he went over
to avoid cumio honominous storm cloud. It's like a bird
proper lightning and thunderstorm cloud, and he starts to fall
through it. He's like, well, I'm probably not going to
survive this. Yeah, this is all bad. Immediately because of
the decompression, has abdomen swelled out painfully, blood leaking from

(01:17:56):
his eyes, his noses. My god, you're to dine and
you're putting on eight. Oh my god, how embarrassing. After
ten seconds of free falling, he hits the top of
that storm cloud. He enters that. The turbulent winds immediately
start blowing him one way. He's not free falling straight
down anymore. He's kind of caught in the storm cloud.
He's got an altitude watch on that's gonna that is

(01:18:18):
going to automatically set off his parachute. But you know what,
it didn't work. Someone the pressure inside the cloud system
was unpredictable, and it thought it was close to the ground.
So the parachute goes off. Just you don't want to
be up that high. No, no, So this is what
he's facing. He's facing hypothermia with his bare hand. He's
getting frosted on that beer hand. He's being asphyxiated, which

(01:18:39):
means he can't breathe. Everything's going badly and through some
sheer miracle Jesus probably what he says, that's what he
said when it was happening, praying round about this point.
I've been praying to all of them, by the way,
and Beholder had been getting a message, Man, reach up

(01:19:00):
here with your elephant trunk and grab me, save me. Ganesh.
He survived, and to this day he is the only
human ever to go through a storm cloud and survive.
Do they know why? Pure luck? Just luck and Ganesh
luck in Jesus. So he wrote a book about it
called The Man Who Rode Thunder, which may be the

(01:19:22):
coolest style for a He died in twenty in two
thousand and nine. Okay, yeah, oh boy, just a few
days shy, What would have been the fiftieth anniversary of
the fall through the clouds that he survived that no
one else has ever done, and no one else has
ever been through a storm cloud top to bottom. That fact.
The story is seen to us by Ashley's husband, ash husband,

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Thank you, Ashley's husband, usband, Let's build somewhere go.

Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do doo? Dude you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
Play Splitchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
I was contacted the other day on Instagram, Yeah, by Kate,
and Kate said I have one Could you do P?
Could you do P in iron is a massive favor?
Could you do? Immediately thought could you do penis a
massive favor? Now penis is and capitals? And I was like,
as as a short bird or I will tell you

(01:20:27):
other And I said, what's P and I n is
yea one hundred thought that said paenis And she said
we get that all the time. Palmas the North Intermediate
Normal School. Okay, that's the acronym for that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
For that intermediate normal So it's Paninas Palmas to North
Intermediate Normal.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
School in there and it would say Panes. So what's
a normal school like the other on. Yeah, I can't remember.
I know it was like a way it was a curriculum. Yeah,
they did a curriculum thing. Okay, it was something. It
wasn't like we're normal and your It wasn't that people
went to a weird school. He could you do? Pin

(01:21:04):
Iron is a massive favor sin. It's a short vid
on what being brave means to you or encouraging your
kids to be brave. It would be so cool to
have a video to show the kids. And I said,
I'll do anything for the go and ask a firefighter,
you know, or someone is really brave. You know, what
are you brave about? Someone that's battled life adversity?

Speaker 10 (01:21:27):
I am.

Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
I am a white male. I've grown up very middle class.

Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
I've never been hungry.

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
I know brave. I have faced zero adversity exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
So when you left your war stricken place of birth,
tell me about the tell me about the bravery that
with Massovo.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
I believe it was yeah, yeah, I don't know. I
don't know why I was asked, Okay, well you've been
I'm an inspirational person. Immediately I came up with a
quote immediately, Okay, Okay, now hold on, Anita, and this
is what it bails it up. You told your wife,
I said, who, I've been asked for a quote, and

(01:22:07):
she just laughed And I shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
Say anything really ask you for a quote. She asked
you just how you're brave. She didn't ask you for
you know, the rolling stone gathers no moss situation that's good,
or my favorite personal quote, your excuses will destroy you
and take everything that you ever wanted if you let them.
That was given to me by my friend Carl Fletcher
to my left here.

Speaker 3 (01:22:29):
So anyway, if you two have finished.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
I'm just saying you weren't actually really asked for a quote.
You were asked for a small video just sort.

Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
Of about about braver, small concise diet trial of what
bravery means to me, tell us what you I came
over with this, I said to shout out, gonna come
up with the quote. She ignored me. This is a lot,
a lot a lot of the times I'm talking out
loud and I'm just talking to myself. That's lovely, that's beautiful.
I've come up with a and I came up with
us quote almost immediately, and then I said it out loud,

(01:22:58):
and that's when she said this as she said, there's
no way you came up with that. Where did you
hear that from? Okay, Bravery is believing you can when
you think you can't. I've heard that before. You absolutely haven't.
I've googled it. It's never been on the internet. It
just seems quite simple, though. It just seems quite generic,
like quite generic. No, it's beautiful and it's simplicity. Say

(01:23:19):
it again, Say it again. It is very simple. Bravery
is believing you can when you think you can't. So
you've got that thinking about it, and you're like, I
don't think I can feel it feels plagi feels plagiaris
because it's so good, so good. Okay, it's got news.
Mandella vibes doesn't except from a white male age. Yeah.

(01:23:44):
Or Winston Churchill. Yeah, you can imagine, you know, he
was in World War two astroners. She can't find it online.
She's about to have to eat her words because she
had an act and agree and she can't come with
anything good like that on the spot.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
I'm just looking at other bravery quotes. He who was
brave as free. Now I've heard that one.

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
That's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
That's Lucius Ania Seneca.

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
Well put Vaughan Alan Smith underneath that bravery? What is
believing you can when you think you can't, because you're like,
it's contradictory, it's not when you think about it, because
you've got to believe in yourself. We've all got those
negative thoughts. What did they say some sort of beliefs?
What did they say when you loved it? Did she?

(01:24:24):
He loved it? I said, should I send it here?
This video video? And she said yeah, She's like, WHOA,
what a legend? Thanks so much?

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
Okay, bravery, I mean there's a kind of a better
one I've found. It's whether you think you can or
you think you can't. You're right, that's just that's not believing.
Whether you believe you can or you believe you can't.
Your mindset will dictate this is better, will make it right.
It's shorter, shorter, that's good. It's really give it to

(01:24:57):
us one more time. Nice have some music, Actually, would
be nice to have some music.

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
What kind of music? Inspirational? Just search brave. All I
want is the word break. Just search brave brave heart song?
What about I at the time?

Speaker 8 (01:25:11):
Brave?

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
No do you know how the search function works.

Speaker 4 (01:25:16):
Yeah, well it's not.

Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
Okay, I've got motivational music hit me, okay, fleet, you
can tray your Oh that is perfect imagery. I've got
snowy mountainscapes over the climbing mountain. Yeah, you're out climbing
the mountain. The mountains and then they look up to

(01:25:38):
their right. Yeah, it's a horse on the top of
a mountain and it's white like shadowfects from all of
the rings. What's that on its back? It's a wizards
me as a wizard. Yeah, okay, what are you doing
up here? Being brave? So I say, what does bravery

(01:25:58):
mean for you? Bravery is believing you can when you
think you can't. So now it sounds like a bangcad.
Now I'm on a white horse with home loans starting it.
Just see see you later. Actually, I don't have to
stop you there. That's copyrighted. Very good friend of mine.

(01:26:21):
She's already sued me twice. If you could maybe get
her to drop her litigious action, that would be great.
Tell her I'll review her five stars. Yeah, if she
does the same for this problem. Yeah, and then she
tells all her friends and.

Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
If you're listening, maybe give it give it five stars
as well.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
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