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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Plead Haley's little bit of Pod Treat yourself to Macafe
coffee with my macas rewards.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Welcome to a little bit of Pod.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I haven't been targeted any advertising recently that has offended
me greatly.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
You know.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Sometimes for a while there it was like, hey, ugly cock,
spend your money.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Here's a T shirt that makes fat men.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, my husband shirt. My husband looks so thin in
this T shirt.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Fat arms look like when you're scrolling through something and
someone catches your eye, but only just for a second,
and then you realize it's a zero interest to you.
But you're like, shit, I'm linger it's me. Fuck, I
don't want to see anything more like this on my feed.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
What one moment my whole algorithm went one direction last night.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
It's resets, so think not one direction. It was on
one thing, all right, not wonder action.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
No, I've never really been into the into the lads
in that way. Anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I was scrolling through and endlessly started getting targeted, and
at home anal bleaching product, and I was like, oh,
you know the conspiracy theories around the fact that our
cameras are actually spying on us.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I was like maybe it's maybe it's asshole.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Showing the camera. Is that your password?
Speaker 6 (01:24):
You know?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Somebody, we've got a finger print? Yours is a RITA scan,
except it was a rectal scan. Hello, welcome back, alis brow.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
No never, But I'm just like, where where did this
come from?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Usually advertising things I can go, oh, I can trace
it back to I looked.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Up this thing. So it's gone.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
And you didn't make a joke to a friend about
anal bleaching, No.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I have not ever one.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Just be based on the fact that you're a woman
in her late forties and you've got this when Another
way about the is that when your US goes dark,
it's when they target your full sorts of things that
women with no need to be insecure about.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
But they know it's an insecurity and they can sell
your product.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Well, I haven't looked at my buttthole for a long time.
I actually haven't thought about it.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Can I ask, would you? Is that something you would
do in the safety of your home yourself? I wouldn't.
I think I would think that would be right up.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
There with I was like, where else are you going
to look at it?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
But at home kit, it's like it's.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Bleach around the anis once I use that.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Beat stuff on my back before I got my back lanes,
and I lift it on too long. Jesus Christ's like
agent orange. That's horrid everything from the ground.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
To the ground.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I would not be taking my aus into my own hands.
And I also feel like that's a job that needs
eyes on, expertise, expertise, and it needs you need to
be there, spread in the cheek, and they need to
be doing the thing.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I don't think I could at home.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I never understood why people care about the color of
their anus.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I really I've never seen a nis and been like,
how embarrassingly dark? Never never thought, oh my goodness, gracious me.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Is it this? I am asking this from a pure,
pure curiosity point. Okay, vile, Okay? Does it get browner
because of the poos?
Speaker 6 (03:15):
No.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I think it's just like a tough area of skin.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
So just browns with age genitoles. They're different colors and
they're darker.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
What what if you like different colored flat purple, purple
in a.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Gray flat doctor the same color as my forearm.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You a different color.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Farmer's hands and they always a little bit browner.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, Yeah, here it is here I've just
found it. Well, now you're on the website for this
Anal Bleach bundle because if I up to three shades lighter,
Wow works on anus, labia in the thighs, underarms, nipples, brass,
strap area, and scrot.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Don't don't what are you doing with nipples?
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Don't beautiful brown nipples.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
You love all nipples on this show. We are the
show for.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Nipples that basically you're putting it you should be putting it.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
There either is a delicate balance.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Oh my god, this is genius marketing from them. This
is the The thing is like the anal Bleach Bundle.
Here's the tagline, change.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Your ring Time.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Bundle.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
A gentle gel formulated to light and bright and hyperpigmentation
and intimate areas to align discoloration to your true time.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
So if you leave it ten and then rints it off,
how long do you live it on?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I don't know ingredients. I want to say this bleach
in this thing.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
There must be.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Acrylate, sodium, vitamin C.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Great, your assholes not gonna get scurvy.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Sodium hydroxide, but no sodium peroxide. So it is a
more gentle.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
On a bit of you know, Coldgate whitening.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, you could imagine going to like a tooth whitening
place and be like, go on.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
What are you putting on with a toothbrush?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
You wouldn't get a new one from my mouth and
just take my mouth toothbrush to be myus.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I'm just reading some of the reviews. Someone said, I
hope it works fingers crossed. I do need a lighter dot.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
What it's literally something no one else sees maybe your
partner and then do they care not?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
No, they just delighted to be down there.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Anyway, well, now good, now that you've opened that add
up and you've delved more into it, I going to
hear about it. No, I was going to be like,
now you're just gonna have to be like not interested.
Click on the air. But you obviously maybe buying it all.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I definitely haven't added this to my car and I'm
exiting now with it.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
If you use Fletched Team, you get a timbercent discount.
I knew I'm an ambassador.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Notoriously, it's a very light bar.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Yeah, the white stripes that's ring is someone seen The
headline of the reviewer is a ted running if the
textual consistency could be a little thicker.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
It just runs everywhere and gets everywhere else or bleached.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
That's a good call, though, I don't want gel like
I want GEL Now you've got like run marks on
your skin. Yeah no thanks anyway,