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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M Podcast Network Haley's little bit of Pod
Treat yourself to mcassae coffee with my macas rewards. Welcome
to a little bit of pod. Okay, I'm going to
share something quite quite a vulnerable moment here. Okay, this
is what we need more of, isn't it? Me and
men sharing their vulnerable moments.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Do you know I think that one therapy session you
had where they told you that you're not the problem
everyone else is. I think it's actually really like grown new.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I still think we need a second opinion on that,
because clock therapy it doesn't seem like how all.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
The boxes they passed and then you're trying to make
anything difficult or emotional with borne who goes.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Do you think I would clock therapy as well? Yeah,
I'm pretty.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Sense you're sensible. Let's dive into some other things. You'll
be like, what why?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
What's the point? It's not bad? I'm fine. Okay, he's fine,
he's fine. I'm really thought, I'm about to be vulnerable
and open up. So I'm gonna I'm gonna set the
scene quite an artistic thank you for trusting of a story.
I trust you. You know that other people are listening
to this right now, like our podcast, Fani's why I'm
slightly reluctant to tell a story. Okay, here's that. I'll
(01:19):
see the same on behalf of our podcast listens. Thank
you for being so vulnerable.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, I think it's a beautiful thing to see a
man be.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
So I'm sitting up at home for a wank.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I thought it was gonna be like, yeah, I thought
you cried, baby.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Boy. I'm at the purveyor of the finest pornographic material.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Who's where is everyone out? Fuck?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah? Man, a man that doesn't get his house to
himself and often enough same so everyone's you know what.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Aaron literally just ticks me as you We started this
podcast being like, oh, hey, is it all bird? If
I'm out today with my brother and he's probably not
going to stay now, so I might just stay out there.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I'll miss you so much.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
So this is my life every day. But yeah, I
know he does.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
He just some things right.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Sometimes I invite friends run and give them a key
just for the sheer excitement of it for somebody else
in the Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, right, so heay sitting up for a good porn
hammer is my not mine?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Not my? It is my distributor. Yes, okay, they're all
owned by the same people.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I'm a you, I'm a your.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Do you know have you ever seen that graphic? And
it's like what food and like what mega globals own
all the brands? Like an infographic, it's like five, Yeah,
I want to see an infographic.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Who owns all the pornographer?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Because yeah, there's it's very I'm sure one company owns
the majority of I don't want to google it now
because we're at work and I feel like there will
be an infographic on that.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
But also like they're just individually made by the producers
and then submitted to the hubs of various forms.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I heard somebody. I read an article once about like
someone submitted a home video to porn and we thank
them and they made They said like they would just
like I'll just see what happens. It was no faces,
so they couldn't identified by it. Yeah, they submitted it
and it went well, the video went well. They've got
to check for like twelve thousand dollars one month, and
(03:30):
then a couple of months later they got another one
for like fifteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Who's paying for it? I don't pay for it.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Like YouTube, it's monetized with ads.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Too those answer the worst that like the worst. You've
got to really like block it out so you don't
lose your vibe.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Just the worst. This site makes you fuck old grand.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Nearby, Granny's horny.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
New Zealand ranny, not mine, nanny.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
You want to someone make it really take care of
this myself right now. Gosh, there's a lot of a
lot of admin. Yeah. So if you the you select
your video and underneath, for some reason there's a sheer
button like who is I.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Have not once she is?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
No.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I think you would.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Love this close group of mates and we talk about everything,
but I'd never be like Callum would love this.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I just remember early days of the work company email
and people would send like naughty videos in a group
email to the office. Yeah. I had a real job
wild Yeah I was so bad with that. Guy lost
his job okay, and everybody associated with that lost their job.
And they have historical emails from me saying, dude, why
(04:56):
are you sitting this work the wildly behavior? But when
you're at home alone, pull the curtains, get down the business.
Oh my god. Now all four. The sheer button is
when you scroll down if you clip just below the
video and then fluck it up and it's sheer and
I know this.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I'm going to hop off the Wi Fi and check
out this bus.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
You're still on the company plan. You're still on the
company plan, but.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
They can't see it via my plan.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
They can. They absolutely to have a list of every
website you go to, because when we used to have
a lower gigabount on these work plans. If you ran out,
but I can have some more, They be like, do
we have to look into where the data is going?
And you do know where all the data's going? They
one undred.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Percent, but they're not just willing nearly having a lark.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Well, they could if they wanted to. This is what
you're hearing now, listener is a moment of reflection. You
know when they say so she looks she's looking up
onto the left, strolling through the memory banks. If she's
looking up to the right, she's making it up. So
she's definitely gone for the memory banks. Just do it
(05:59):
on your Wi fith do it on your WiFi.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, that's why I thought that data the data was
I thought the data was c.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Company data, but it as a shepburn because I accidentally
clicked it. I actually, what were you trying to do?
Strong down read the comments?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Comments?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Is so cod that's so funny, so funny, and you
have not you simply think of even because he's been
this big political scandal in America with someone one of
the politicians and Republicans was posting on like porn sites. Yeah,
and I'm just like porn sites have comments, that's right.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, don't comment. You've got a profile. I don't think
I have a profile.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I don't love No.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
No, I was never paid for.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
It, and I'm never creating a lot of my email.
You didn't know because I know that you have me,
what you know about me, I probably don't even know yet. Yeah,
you know, AI will be learning all of your scrolling.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I think it just from a one day being like
I think you're gay, and you'll be like, whoa.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Wait what what? What? So I pressed I accidentally pressed
the shear button. Oh my god, I pad. It's not
a click, it's finger tap tapped. So the shear thing
comes up, and of course it shows you all the
people you regularly contact, because it says do you want
to air drop this to somebody, or would you like
(07:35):
to send an eye message to your wife, your agent
or die Hindoo treasures, die tis diet because about the warriors. Yeah,
I just don't text many people. And he's that's how
you mis get it, because he's like, I'm never a
messenger and device all okay. So I was like, who
do you want to share this to? And I'm like,
fucking no, And so I try to like where do
(07:57):
you click to click out of the sheath thing? Because
I've only ever gone and when I actually wanted to
share like that to ear drop something to somebody or
send something to somebody, I've never been in the situation
where I've been in there without going and there's no X.
That's when you just run to the ocean and just
have that.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
And then yourself.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
So I just click out of the box and it disappears.
But then I'm like, did it send? It's old and
it takes ages to load anything up, so so I've
got to open messages now to make sure it hasn't
gone and die again. Ward of everyone, you were going
to actually listen porn Toway. He have the best laughing still,
(08:36):
it would be weird, weird out of the blue because
we get home early. It's like eleven o'clock Thursday.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I'm like thinking to you, hey, if you're hitting off
to Chemo today, boy, I've got a buddy video for you.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
To yourself before Jesus he So then I try to
open messages on my eypad. It because I never open messages.
It's like trying to load years of messages. And it's
like showing me messages. I'm like, I'm just gonna on
the phone. So then I'm opening my phone and I'm like,
in messages, it sees nothing. What else is on that screen?
What kind of WhatsApp? Nothing in the sense like nothing.
(09:14):
I go into a Facebook message, I go into email, nothing,
and I'm just like that straight up the most terrifying moment. Yeah,
of my twints. We don't need a share function.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
We don't need to share function. Get rid of them
who is sharing.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
If you're that desperate to share the video, you should
have to go into the the address, copy and paste
it and manually do it.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
You're very conscious of what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Sometimes you'll be watching porn and you'll see someone who
has a porn like you know, like you see someone
who looks like someone. Oh, I always want to be like,
there's a porn actress that looks like in shot to somebody. Hey,
it was like you guys, looks like some of your
closest friends. But you've got a porner like. But occasionally
(10:02):
you'll see someone who you will think you loose Acquaintnaness,
you do have a porn aike, Johnny sins, Flitch's porn Haley,
look at Johnny Sins. It's the work WiFi.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
That's all right, it's for work. Johnnyson's that he's just bald.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, better than just saying someone's bald. They don't look
the same.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Okay, he's got beautiful bright eyes, bald and muscle and
like quite attractive.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah yeah, okay, there Flitch looks way more like Kim
Crossman's husband's out of ten. Yeah. Again, that's something you
wouldn't say to Kim. Either would have upset that he
said that. That's your say to her, But I wouldn't
say to him. No, No, you wouldn't say to your
(10:49):
husband has a porn like. He wouldn't say that.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Just stay out of the.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Get rid of the ship. Pudden
The z M Podcast Network Haley's little bit of Pod
Treat yourself to mcassae coffee with my macas rewards. Welcome
to a little bit of pod. Okay, I'm going to
share something quite quite a vulnerable moment here. Okay, this
is what we need more of, isn't it? Me and
men sharing their vulnerable moments.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Do you know I think that one therapy session you
had where they told you that you're not the problem
everyone else is. I think it's actually really like grown new.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I still think we need a second opinion on that,
because clock therapy it doesn't seem like how all.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
The boxes they passed and then you're trying to make
anything difficult or emotional with borne who goes.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Do you think I would clock therapy as well? Yeah,
I'm pretty.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Sense you're sensible. Let's dive into some other things. You'll
be like, what why?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
What's the point? It's not bad? I'm fine. Okay, he's fine,
he's fine. I'm really thought, I'm about to be vulnerable
and open up. So I'm gonna I'm gonna set the
scene quite an artistic thank you for trusting of a story.
I trust you. You know that other people are listening
to this right now, like our podcast, Fani's why I'm
slightly reluctant to tell a story. Okay, here's that. I'll
(01:19):
see the same on behalf of our podcast listens. Thank
you for being so vulnerable.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, I think it's a beautiful thing to see a
man be.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
So I'm sitting up at home for a wank.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I thought it was gonna be like, yeah, I thought
you cried, baby.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Boy. I'm at the purveyor of the finest pornographic material.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Who's where is everyone out? Fuck?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah? Man, a man that doesn't get his house to
himself and often enough same so everyone's you know what.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Aaron literally just ticks me as you We started this
podcast being like, oh, hey, is it all bird? If
I'm out today with my brother and he's probably not
going to stay now, so I might just stay out there.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I'll miss you so much.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
So this is my life every day. But yeah, I
know he does.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
He just some things right.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Sometimes I invite friends run and give them a key
just for the sheer excitement of it for somebody else
in the Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, right, so heay sitting up for a good porn
hammer is my not mine?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Not my? It is my distributor. Yes, okay, they're all
owned by the same people.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I'm a you, I'm a your.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Do you know have you ever seen that graphic? And
it's like what food and like what mega globals own
all the brands? Like an infographic, it's like five, Yeah,
I want to see an infographic.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Who owns all the pornographer?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Because yeah, there's it's very I'm sure one company owns
the majority of I don't want to google it now
because we're at work and I feel like there will
be an infographic on that.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
But also like they're just individually made by the producers
and then submitted to the hubs of various forms.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I heard somebody. I read an article once about like
someone submitted a home video to porn and we thank
them and they made They said like they would just
like I'll just see what happens. It was no faces,
so they couldn't identified by it. Yeah, they submitted it
and it went well, the video went well. They've got
to check for like twelve thousand dollars one month, and
(03:30):
then a couple of months later they got another one
for like fifteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Who's paying for it? I don't pay for it.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Like YouTube, it's monetized with ads.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Too those answer the worst that like the worst. You've
got to really like block it out so you don't
lose your vibe.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Just the worst. This site makes you fuck old grand.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Nearby, Granny's horny.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
New Zealand ranny, not mine, nanny.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
You want to someone make it really take care of
this myself right now. Gosh, there's a lot of a
lot of admin. Yeah. So if you the you select
your video and underneath, for some reason there's a sheer
button like who is I.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Have not once she is?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
No.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I think you would.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Love this close group of mates and we talk about everything,
but I'd never be like Callum would love this.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I just remember early days of the work company email
and people would send like naughty videos in a group
email to the office. Yeah. I had a real job
wild Yeah I was so bad with that. Guy lost
his job okay, and everybody associated with that lost their job.
And they have historical emails from me saying, dude, why
(04:56):
are you sitting this work the wildly behavior? But when
you're at home alone, pull the curtains, get down the business.
Oh my god. Now all four. The sheer button is
when you scroll down if you clip just below the
video and then fluck it up and it's sheer and
I know this.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I'm going to hop off the Wi Fi and check
out this bus.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
You're still on the company plan. You're still on the
company plan, but.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
They can't see it via my plan.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
They can. They absolutely to have a list of every
website you go to, because when we used to have
a lower gigabount on these work plans. If you ran out,
but I can have some more, They be like, do
we have to look into where the data is going?
And you do know where all the data's going? They
one undred.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Percent, but they're not just willing nearly having a lark.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Well, they could if they wanted to. This is what
you're hearing now, listener is a moment of reflection. You
know when they say so she looks she's looking up
onto the left, strolling through the memory banks. If she's
looking up to the right, she's making it up. So
she's definitely gone for the memory banks. Just do it
(05:59):
on your Wi fith do it on your WiFi.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, that's why I thought that data the data was
I thought the data was c.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Company data, but it as a shepburn because I accidentally
clicked it. I actually, what were you trying to do?
Strong down read the comments?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Comments?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Is so cod that's so funny, so funny, and you
have not you simply think of even because he's been
this big political scandal in America with someone one of
the politicians and Republicans was posting on like porn sites. Yeah,
and I'm just like porn sites have comments, that's right.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, don't comment. You've got a profile. I don't think
I have a profile.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I don't love No.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
No, I was never paid for.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
It, and I'm never creating a lot of my email.
You didn't know because I know that you have me,
what you know about me, I probably don't even know yet. Yeah,
you know, AI will be learning all of your scrolling.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I think it just from a one day being like
I think you're gay, and you'll be like, whoa.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Wait what what? What? So I pressed I accidentally pressed
the shear button. Oh my god, I pad. It's not
a click, it's finger tap tapped. So the shear thing
comes up, and of course it shows you all the
people you regularly contact, because it says do you want
to air drop this to somebody, or would you like
(07:35):
to send an eye message to your wife, your agent
or die Hindoo treasures, die tis diet because about the warriors. Yeah,
I just don't text many people. And he's that's how
you mis get it, because he's like, I'm never a
messenger and device all okay. So I was like, who
do you want to share this to? And I'm like,
fucking no, And so I try to like where do
(07:57):
you click to click out of the sheath thing? Because
I've only ever gone and when I actually wanted to
share like that to ear drop something to somebody or
send something to somebody, I've never been in the situation
where I've been in there without going and there's no X.
That's when you just run to the ocean and just
have that.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
And then yourself.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
So I just click out of the box and it disappears.
But then I'm like, did it send? It's old and
it takes ages to load anything up, so so I've
got to open messages now to make sure it hasn't
gone and die again. Ward of everyone, you were going
to actually listen porn Toway. He have the best laughing still,
(08:36):
it would be weird, weird out of the blue because
we get home early. It's like eleven o'clock Thursday.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I'm like thinking to you, hey, if you're hitting off
to Chemo today, boy, I've got a buddy video for you.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
To yourself before Jesus he So then I try to
open messages on my eypad. It because I never open messages.
It's like trying to load years of messages. And it's
like showing me messages. I'm like, I'm just gonna on
the phone. So then I'm opening my phone and I'm like,
in messages, it sees nothing. What else is on that screen?
What kind of WhatsApp? Nothing in the sense like nothing.
(09:14):
I go into a Facebook message, I go into email, nothing,
and I'm just like that straight up the most terrifying moment. Yeah,
of my twints. We don't need a share function.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
We don't need to share function. Get rid of them
who is sharing.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
If you're that desperate to share the video, you should
have to go into the the address, copy and paste
it and manually do it.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
You're very conscious of what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Sometimes you'll be watching porn and you'll see someone who
has a porn like you know, like you see someone
who looks like someone. Oh, I always want to be like,
there's a porn actress that looks like in shot to somebody. Hey,
it was like you guys, looks like some of your
closest friends. But you've got a porner like. But occasionally
(10:02):
you'll see someone who you will think you loose Acquaintnaness,
you do have a porn aike, Johnny sins, Flitch's porn Haley,
look at Johnny Sins. It's the work WiFi.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
That's all right, it's for work. Johnnyson's that he's just bald.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, better than just saying someone's bald. They don't look
the same.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Okay, he's got beautiful bright eyes, bald and muscle and
like quite attractive.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah yeah, okay, there Flitch looks way more like Kim
Crossman's husband's out of ten. Yeah. Again, that's something you
wouldn't say to Kim. Either would have upset that he
said that. That's your say to her, But I wouldn't
say to him. No, No, you wouldn't say to your
(10:49):
husband has a porn like. He wouldn't say that.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Just stay out of the.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Get rid of the ship. Pudden
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