Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 15th October 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley made an scandalous discovery in her shoe...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM podcast Network, Pleeewold and Haley's Little bit of
Pod Treat yourself to mcathay coffee with my macas rewards.
Welcome to a little bit of pod. Now. I wanted
to talk about this with our podcast listeners, but I
was away for a little bit, sickly in my sick bed,
so I want to take you back to when we
were up the snowy mountains of the South Island. Beautiful

(00:25):
and one thing, and I shared this with you guys
in private, and now I see it's been marked down
to you know, bring to the world, and that's fine,
so sure it was your ready to talk about this? Yeah,
I love talking about it. So after that we've been
on the mountain, they gave us these snow boots, so
you know, to protect the feet and get your socks

(00:47):
strye and thank god because all I had was like
Doc Martin's and Chuck Taylor's nither it's hold in. The
snow will go right through those, so especially a Chuck Taylor.
But on the plane, I obviously didn't want to wear
my docks because they're all heavy, and then I had
to give the snow boot it's back, so I had
pulled out my chuck Tailor's from my suitcase to put
to the side so that I could slip them on.

(01:09):
Just before we left and headed to the airport, and
I was standing to the side. You were getting the car,
Clitch Vaughn. You were helping bring all the luggage and
stuff down the workles. Yeah, And I was fat and around.
It's on a ball, you know. And so I was like, okay,
I'll get changed and I'll take off my snowboots and
I took out my snowboat and I took off one,

(01:29):
and I pulled out my chuck tailor from my handbag.
Luggage is now in the car by the way, took
out my chuck Taylor, put on my right foot, tied
it up. This whole time, I'm talking to produce a car,
and I'm just like having a little yarn like this.
Then I take off my left snowboat and she offers
me a hand to balance, and I said something like, no,
I'm a marching girl. I've got incredible balance. So I'm

(01:49):
sending on one leg, great core, very strong, credible core
underneath a beautiful, warm, cuddly fat ring as a strong
core and standing on one leg and I've got a
sock on and I pull in my other Chuck Taylor,
and I go to a round my foot in it,
but it's blocked. And I was like, what As I'm
talking to Carwen, and then my faces goes, oh my god,

(02:12):
and I realize that I have where I often put it.
I have slid my adult fun toy into my shoe
for the flight, and I just got oh my god, Cohen,
Oh my god, Cohen. She's like, what was a couple
of shoe on on the office of KADRONA. This is
outside in the car, in the car back, and I

(02:34):
can't there's nothing. I've got a handbag, a shoe, a
strong toy, and Carwen's there and I just say, oh
my god, there is a fun toy in my shoe.
And then I would have to say shout out to Carwen.
She instantly goes, oh my god, quickly put in my handbag.
She was just ready to protect me. Yeah. Like I

(02:58):
still had my luggage because we were in set cast you,
so I saw my luggage. So I was like, if anything,
I can just put it in my lugga. No, she
did make it clear it was glass, which is even
still there. Should be like an old chip packet or
a glad bag that you could put it in if
you're gonna put it in the hip pack, old chip
pack anything to wrap the barrier. I know, no, I

(03:22):
just quickly like there's people here. The mountain was booming
at this time. I was like, oh my god. And
then the girls kind of shrouded me as I quickly
rammed this thing into my handbag. Whoa handbag gently placed
into my handbag might have been a better slipped slipped
my handbag, and then I got my shoe on. It

(03:44):
was fine. And then I got into the car and
I told you, guys. I was like, oh my god,
you don't believe this. Told you Then I had to
do the awkward thing because I didn't want to go
through security with this thing now just floating around in
my handbag. I did get to the airport and slide
it from my handbag and quickly ram it into the
zip hole of the suitcase. And I was there like

(04:07):
trying to like gread this second, but the suitcase wouldn't
open enough because it's a hard case. So I was
like plying this thing. So many people have seen me
on the floor of Bloody Queen's Town Airport, trying to slipper, Yeah,
clean and glass dildough mister muscle or wash yeah, glass cleaner,
mister muscle, glass clean and keep it, keep the she
not going to clean it, would keep it really clean,

(04:28):
and they I'd handle it with a micro microcloth what
did they call those clown Yeah, microfiber class microphi Yeah yeah, yeah,
because I wouldn't want fingerprints on it. Keep it pristine.
I don't think that's really it's not really a display item, right, yeah, anyway,
but it's not a display item. No, Okay, it's hidden.
That's why you keep it slipped into your shoe for

(04:49):
discrete travel that did not go well