October 19, 2024 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiT M podcast network. Please Haley's little bit of
pod treat yourself to mcafe coffee with my Maca's rewards.
Welcome to a little bit of pod.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, What are we adding to
cart here?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Okay, I've got team open now, hear me out, because I.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Was recently bamboozled by so I am I just arrived.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Actually are we saying timu or timu?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
No, it's not a MILDI word.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I thought they were in America. They were saying it
like different car, vacuum cleaner on.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Oh, I've got that.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
That'll last all of five fucking seconds.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Hogwarts T shirt?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Okay, because that's the thing. Because she's constantly look up
for Harry Potter stuff. So when Tim is like, you
haven't hit thirty five dollars, here's some stuffhere recommended, it
was all Harry Potter.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Yeah, Harry Potter T shirt I switched.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
I got my vacuum bags from a wet drive at night.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Is the one thing you wanted? That and a garage
door remote for the cottage from my father in law.
And this is the I don't expect this to last
very long. That's going to burn your house down, a
charging thing for my phone. And if you didn't know,
sometimes it will just let you buy something, Like the
last time I got something, it just let me buy
(01:15):
one thing, like say seven dollars or something, and they
sent it to me and I was happy. And then
the next time I go there, it's like, no, you've
got to spend thirty five dollars and then there's a
spinning wheel and bs.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
The reason I'm on it is because in our shower,
you know, our bathrooms very cohesive, and I didn't want
to have like panteene pro v bottles. Yeah, so I
bought from Timu like pump dispensers for your body washy
shampoo and your conditioner. And now because we've got two holes,
we got a whole each, you know, built in Kong Kong,
(01:50):
you mean.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Recess recess, we got there.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
We got there if we said every other word around, yeah,
recess holes. And so I bought these three shampoo, conditioner,
body wash.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Your bougie bathroom. You're rolling the dice on some Timur containers.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I know, because our whole bathroom is tiles. And if
it was glass and you knocked it in the frenzy
of whatever, you're doing in the shower, Well, it would
smash on the floor and I'm not dealing with that.
So it just went plastic. And the guys they look good.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
They looked and.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
They could break your tiles. They brought your tiles.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Oh my god, after everything we've been through.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Had lid anyway, So we've got these plastic things. And
then I was like, whenever I'm in the shower, I
love to wash my face in the shower, but then
I've got this ugly face wash, so I need to get.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
A smaller one.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
You had to say that I've got the sugly.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Face and the wash is then fixing it and.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I'm scrubbing and scrubbing and scrubbing, I'm exfoliating and burning
acid peals no, And so I wanted to just get
a smaller pump for the face wash, right right, so
you don't have my ugly face washing.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
So I went on, today, is just what you think
about my shower when I just have the ugly face wash.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, you tookt this ugly shit every where. You've got
this like pink body wash and the shampoo and stuff.
It's just sit there in your beautiful bathroom. And I
made you buy a nice soap dispenser, and boy, it's
made a hell of a difference.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
It's nice.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
It's the basin. Yeah, we will get to the shower.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
The dispensers a little dribbling. I'll be honest. It dribbles
on the on the vanity.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
No, I think you've got a dribbling one. Mind doesn't ribble.
I've got two of them, damn it. There were one
hundred dollars. Well they were very expensive, but it came
with the soap anyway. So I added to cart. Right,
I'm on team ad to car. It's two dollars sixty five.
It's coming all the way from bloody Guangzhaou or something. Yeah,
So I was like, let's start adding some ship.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
How is it possible? Like the other day I got
something sent for like it was seven dollars including shipping
from Guangjau.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Weir doesn't take months?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
No, it was here?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Yeah is that possible?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I know mine's taking forever.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I've got some of those sheet organizers coming from Timu,
but they're taking literally sheet little cases that you can
put all the sheets because we don't really have a
good laundry cupot. So we're gonna use one of the wardrobes,
so I want to organize the proper lovely anyway, So
two dollars sixty five invations.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
You have a hallway cupboard.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
We don't the hallways too thumbs oversight?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Really yeah, yeah, start again, I down get your plans.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
So you're in the middle of filling up thirty five
dollars to the ship.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
No, I just don't want you to spend more than
two dollars. So I've added for me and Vaughan. I've
added a boor air fresh and fresher that says very nass.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Oh my god, how much was that?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Well that's a dollar sixty nine. Do you want one?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
We could put one in James's car.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Three of those.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I'm always in that and that would make me chuckle.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I've edited so I've got one of the soap dispenses
that comes with two.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
That's all I need.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Now I've got three very nass. Yeah, ear freshness. I've
edited a breathalyzer key chain. Not that I ever drink
and drive, but sometimes when you have one, you never know.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Wait, so your how much is this sixty? Okay? I
wouldn't be trying seeing something with four dollars.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Show your photo now for vorn and I. I've checked
in a couple of smash burger grill patty smashers.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
What is you know, the big heavy.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
So you make a meatball and then on a hot grill,
you put it on the hot roll and use this
thing to like swash it. I just saw a great
man someone saying I love fancy burgers, but rather than
going up, they should have gone out. Yeah, I'm not
a snake. I can't just just my jaw and eat
the whole thing. They should just be wide a bigger buns.
That's a good call.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
That's a great call.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
So I've got those, and I just sort of feel
like I could keep going, do you know what I mean? Like?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
What else do we want?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Now?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I'm on a section. I didn't know they had musical instruments.
I was like, should I buy a trumpet?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
See? Is just out of control.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
You have encourage consumerism.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
And you just you've got a bag of thirty five
dollars crap that you just bought, and like you don't
need any of that, No, some of it. I do.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Like I'm not expecting great life out of the close
O bar.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Stephen Joyce someone throw a dildo arm X Memory JOYCEX,
member of Parliament just walked past the studio for our
international listeners. He's the one that got the dildo thrown
out of it. John John Oliver had that segment on
a show. Yeah, you can google it, always be remembered
everything you did. They would have been a very expensive
(06:22):
fat cock dildo. I don't know if you'd get stick
on adult toys for.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Stephen Joyce want to stick on now?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
You sure can.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Really we're talking plugs, We're talking slugstix ol two dollars
ninety seven. I mean, I'm not really hoping much from
this jelly. This jelly penis and largest.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Can you find the largest one for under three dollars?
That's your challenge?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Okay, Shall I have a look at this? How big
the double X I can't beieve works leading me on?
This double xcel is ten dollars twenty that's twenty three centimeters.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Corn the double X, I mean it is large.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Hat a girth dimension?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Listen to this size absolutely size queen over here.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
It's not giving me a girth. It's not giving me
a girth.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
The breathing person told she breathes so shallow.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Five centimetres girth.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Take me around.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
That's not that's not that's not that much. Okay, okay,
there is a.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Look. I don't think you're going to have any troubles
get into that.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I found one that will sucked your your tiles and
your shower.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
It's two. There's two of them.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, but if it's take If that falls on your tires,
you break your.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Tires made out of how do you chip your ground?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
The tiles and theo wh you were a stone dildo fellow,
touch and cup and smashed them
The ZiT M podcast network. Please Haley's little bit of
pod treat yourself to mcafe coffee with my Maca's rewards.
Welcome to a little bit of pod.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, What are we adding to
cart here?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Okay, I've got team open now, hear me out, because I.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Was recently bamboozled by so I am I just arrived.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Actually are we saying timu or timu?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
No, it's not a MILDI word.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I thought they were in America. They were saying it
like different car, vacuum cleaner on.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Oh, I've got that.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
That'll last all of five fucking seconds.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Hogwarts T shirt?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Okay, because that's the thing. Because she's constantly look up
for Harry Potter stuff. So when Tim is like, you
haven't hit thirty five dollars, here's some stuffhere recommended, it
was all Harry Potter.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Yeah, Harry Potter T shirt I switched.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
I got my vacuum bags from a wet drive at night.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Is the one thing you wanted? That and a garage
door remote for the cottage from my father in law.
And this is the I don't expect this to last
very long. That's going to burn your house down, a
charging thing for my phone. And if you didn't know,
sometimes it will just let you buy something, Like the
last time I got something, it just let me buy
(01:15):
one thing, like say seven dollars or something, and they
sent it to me and I was happy. And then
the next time I go there, it's like, no, you've
got to spend thirty five dollars and then there's a
spinning wheel and bs.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
The reason I'm on it is because in our shower,
you know, our bathrooms very cohesive, and I didn't want
to have like panteene pro v bottles. Yeah, so I
bought from Timu like pump dispensers for your body washy
shampoo and your conditioner. And now because we've got two holes,
we got a whole each, you know, built in Kong Kong,
(01:50):
you mean.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Recess recess, we got there.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
We got there if we said every other word around, yeah,
recess holes. And so I bought these three shampoo, conditioner,
body wash.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Your bougie bathroom. You're rolling the dice on some Timur containers.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I know, because our whole bathroom is tiles. And if
it was glass and you knocked it in the frenzy
of whatever, you're doing in the shower, Well, it would
smash on the floor and I'm not dealing with that.
So it just went plastic. And the guys they look good.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
They looked and.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
They could break your tiles. They brought your tiles.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Oh my god, after everything we've been through.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Had lid anyway, So we've got these plastic things. And
then I was like, whenever I'm in the shower, I
love to wash my face in the shower, but then
I've got this ugly face wash, so I need to get.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
A smaller one.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
You had to say that I've got the sugly.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Face and the wash is then fixing it and.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I'm scrubbing and scrubbing and scrubbing, I'm exfoliating and burning
acid peals no, And so I wanted to just get
a smaller pump for the face wash, right right, so
you don't have my ugly face washing.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
So I went on, today, is just what you think
about my shower when I just have the ugly face wash.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, you tookt this ugly shit every where. You've got
this like pink body wash and the shampoo and stuff.
It's just sit there in your beautiful bathroom. And I
made you buy a nice soap dispenser, and boy, it's
made a hell of a difference.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
It's nice.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
It's the basin. Yeah, we will get to the shower.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
The dispensers a little dribbling. I'll be honest. It dribbles
on the on the vanity.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
No, I think you've got a dribbling one. Mind doesn't ribble.
I've got two of them, damn it. There were one
hundred dollars. Well they were very expensive, but it came
with the soap anyway. So I added to cart. Right,
I'm on team ad to car. It's two dollars sixty five.
It's coming all the way from bloody Guangzhaou or something. Yeah,
So I was like, let's start adding some ship.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
How is it possible? Like the other day I got
something sent for like it was seven dollars including shipping
from Guangjau.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Weir doesn't take months?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
No, it was here?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Yeah is that possible?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I know mine's taking forever.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I've got some of those sheet organizers coming from Timu,
but they're taking literally sheet little cases that you can
put all the sheets because we don't really have a
good laundry cupot. So we're gonna use one of the wardrobes,
so I want to organize the proper lovely anyway, So
two dollars sixty five invations.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
You have a hallway cupboard.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
We don't the hallways too thumbs oversight?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Really yeah, yeah, start again, I down get your plans.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
So you're in the middle of filling up thirty five
dollars to the ship.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
No, I just don't want you to spend more than
two dollars. So I've added for me and Vaughan. I've
added a boor air fresh and fresher that says very nass.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Oh my god, how much was that?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Well that's a dollar sixty nine. Do you want one?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
We could put one in James's car.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Three of those.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I'm always in that and that would make me chuckle.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I've edited so I've got one of the soap dispenses
that comes with two.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
That's all I need.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Now I've got three very nass. Yeah, ear freshness. I've
edited a breathalyzer key chain. Not that I ever drink
and drive, but sometimes when you have one, you never know.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Wait, so your how much is this sixty? Okay? I
wouldn't be trying seeing something with four dollars.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Show your photo now for vorn and I. I've checked
in a couple of smash burger grill patty smashers.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
What is you know, the big heavy.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
So you make a meatball and then on a hot grill,
you put it on the hot roll and use this
thing to like swash it. I just saw a great
man someone saying I love fancy burgers, but rather than
going up, they should have gone out. Yeah, I'm not
a snake. I can't just just my jaw and eat
the whole thing. They should just be wide a bigger buns.
That's a good call.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
That's a great call.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
So I've got those, and I just sort of feel
like I could keep going, do you know what I mean? Like?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
What else do we want?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Now?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I'm on a section. I didn't know they had musical instruments.
I was like, should I buy a trumpet?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
See? Is just out of control.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
You have encourage consumerism.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
And you just you've got a bag of thirty five
dollars crap that you just bought, and like you don't
need any of that, No, some of it. I do.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Like I'm not expecting great life out of the close
O bar.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Stephen Joyce someone throw a dildo arm X Memory JOYCEX,
member of Parliament just walked past the studio for our
international listeners. He's the one that got the dildo thrown
out of it. John John Oliver had that segment on
a show. Yeah, you can google it, always be remembered
everything you did. They would have been a very expensive
(06:22):
fat cock dildo. I don't know if you'd get stick
on adult toys for.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Stephen Joyce want to stick on now?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
You sure can.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Really we're talking plugs, We're talking slugstix ol two dollars
ninety seven. I mean, I'm not really hoping much from
this jelly. This jelly penis and largest.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Can you find the largest one for under three dollars?
That's your challenge?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Okay, Shall I have a look at this? How big
the double X I can't beieve works leading me on?
This double xcel is ten dollars twenty that's twenty three centimeters.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Corn the double X, I mean it is large.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Hat a girth dimension?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Listen to this size absolutely size queen over here.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
It's not giving me a girth. It's not giving me
a girth.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
The breathing person told she breathes so shallow.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Five centimetres girth.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Take me around.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
That's not that's not that's not that much. Okay, okay,
there is a.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Look. I don't think you're going to have any troubles
get into that.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I found one that will sucked your your tiles and
your shower.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
It's two. There's two of them.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, but if it's take If that falls on your tires,
you break your.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Tires made out of how do you chip your ground?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
The tiles and theo wh you were a stone dildo fellow,
touch and cup and smashed them
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