Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 24th October 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZIM Podcast Network, The Fleshphone and Hailey Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, The perfect start to
every day play ms Fletch, Pawn and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Thank you bredon, good morning, Welcome to the show. Fletchfawn
and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Two minutes past, Get a gorgeous up beautiful, Yeah, babe,
good a gorgeous gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
I kind of liked it, had the right time to it.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
You got to that age wh we're starting to call
people gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Champ mate. Yeah, I haven't smoked. Cap durries to drop
it down to that.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Get a gorgeous, slightly predatory rasp.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Liked it beautiful? Are you beautiful? Now? The top six coming?
You like that? You like that if the top sex
was coming up?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Of your shoulders up the common News on the Commonwealth Game.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Melbourne was supposed to host them, right and then they
were like, we don't want to. We're poor. Help us,
we're poor.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
So Glasgow were like, I will do it, and Solace
great great great.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Will do it.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Ah so and Melbourne had to pay loads of money.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
They had to pay them like a default fee.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Effectively, yea so weird that they couldn't afford to do it,
but then they had to pay a bunch of money
not to do it. Yeah, it feels like people spending already,
Like held games in Melbourne, they could have just used
all the old venues long ago.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Right, it wasn't that long ago.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Weird, And so they're going to Glasgow to glads Light.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
We're cutting it back. We're having a trimming.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Also a light Commonwealth. But but then people are like,
are we ever going to get a full common work
games again?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Because it's going to be appealing to cities that.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
They get to host the common work games without having
to pay for hockey stadiums and stuff, because that's one
of the sports that's not going to be at the
common and getting rid of all the all the all
the sports that all the Commonwealth countries love, like rugby, cricket, monkey.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
It's so weird.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
And then.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Andy is going to be out of the common one.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Cricket and you will be like, sweet, we're not coming
yea worth you guys don't want us to win any
sweet medals were Inndy. Goddammit, you got the world delicious
takeaways and nan bread that's right, your favorite bread suckers.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, you take a nane over a bloody slice, willn't you.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
I'm like, why don't we just rejuge the Commonwealth Games
from the ground up? Okay, And I've got the only
six sports that should be the entire Commonwealth Games, right.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Just the entire game. I have six six sports only
I have curators. You hip that one?

Speaker 3 (02:46):
A list of six sports that encompass every part of athleticism.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
It's coming up in the top sex.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Also, don't forget at eight this morning your chance to
get in the drawer to get to New York to
the iHeartRadio jingle Ball. An amazing lineup five days in
New York.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Oh wa a city? Do we get to go?

Speaker 3 (03:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
No, I've never been next on the show. Though.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
A harrowing warning from social media about some certain items
available for purchase on san.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Play z ms Fleashborne and Haley.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Now you know, Shean, it's usually where you buy some
lovely cheap clothes made by small child.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I've never I've never.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
I've never purchased anything off no Temu and Arlie Express. Yes, yes, never,
I've never purchased clothes for myself.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Shean is like definitely started exclusively as clothing, Like really
cheaply made clothing, often ripping off designers and whatnot, and have.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Been like legal legal issue, like hey, I actually created there.
You can't just like mass reproducer.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
And then they started doing like beauty things and now
they're a little bit they've got a little bit Ali
Express on it, and you can buy like weird things
of the home and on Sheam. Now people are flocking
flooding social media warning against buying a particular type of
thing on Sham. Okay, adult fun toys. Some people have

(04:18):
ended up in hospital using these shean cheaply made fun toys.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
But then I've got a question, Yes, my darling, the
Shean fun toys, would they just be like straight from
the factory that other fun.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Toys would be coming from.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
That was what I was going to say, she was
most fun toys are made in China or factories of
the ILK.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Well. The issue, there's a number of issues with them.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Some people have ended up in hospital from getting electric
shocks from these toys.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Okay, people into that, No, I am you just for
my for the record, for your own cards, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Not only I don't run a little electric shop really right.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
But down there, yeah, everywhere, okay, anywhere?

Speaker 6 (05:07):
Right?

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Well, you know I bought express the jumper cables that
connect to your car. Bet show one in and nipple clamps.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
On the other. Yeah, may be a shock.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah that quite long too, because you'd be like your
nipples a cable. Think I would call your nipples long?
Nipples are no long the cables along, so I can
run them from the garage to the house. Will you
be able to get them from the car to the couch. Yeah,
when you're not doing it on the couch. Children, you
might just assume you were using that when they were

(05:36):
at home.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
How harrowing for your child to walk in and dad's
got a cable running from the front door to his nipples.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
You know our house window above our bedrooms. In my
mind they went up out the window through the garage door.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
To the garage.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Right. Just for those listening, this is not something you
do not yet now that you put the idea in
my head, though, Flitch, you're filthy bigger. You did said
won't get some nipple clans, nothing of the sort.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Replay, Now, do you know what one of the issues is,
and people have filmed themselves doing this is when it
comes to especially if you have a vagina, a vagin,
you the material it's made out of is very important.
Silicon right, were silicon safe?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Easy to wash, easy to wash, hygienic, good for muffins,
great for the muffs and the muffin And why have
you got a silly You must have a silicon muffin tray.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Yeah, everything, so's the thing. Yeah, why why are they
good for muffins because they don't melt. So people have
been doing the flame test and getting their she and
adult fun toys and lighting them.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Now, if this is silicon, it should not melt.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Fame will mount silicon, but like ambient heat won't mount silicon. No,
this is dripping like plastic. But I reckon the muffin
tray would too if you hold it over fly it. No,
this is like straight up, I've got one.

Speaker 7 (07:00):
I don't like.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
I'm willing to test it. Okay, right, if you've got
it now, No, I don't think we'll return to this.
Don't think return to this.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
I mean yeah, I mean you're six to it shouldn't
be flammable, you're out fun toy.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
No, but they are like melting. People are getting shocks.
People are saying these things are radioactive. One of them
said that they're that it was heating up, not in
a fun way.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Oh okay, right, yeah, like these things are, they're cheap,
they're cheaply made.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
I think you need to invest highly. I mean, you
get what you're paid for exactly. How time there's a
bargain to be found? Yeah, you know what I mean.
I'd say them, were you going to ask me how
much I've paid for one? Before? I know I didn't
ask Sorr. I thought you're going to say how much?
It always blew my mind? How cheap the satisfy A
pro two was, Yeah, that's cheap, I'd said, you know,

(07:52):
the most expensive on is like three hundred and eighty
bucks that you have purchased. What are you eating? What
does it do for? Because now I'm trying to trap
myself thinking about my three hundred dollar fun to it?
Three and eighty dollars? Crazy?

Speaker 6 (08:05):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Because what was a satisfy approach to seventy dollars? Yeah?
Is it that much better? Is it five times better?
It's just different, right, It's just different. Listen, we're going
too deep into this and I'm trying to get banged
for Buffy.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Play ms Fledge born in Hailey.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Well, last night somebody in Auckland won thirty point two
million dollars in Powerball, and Haley and I have won.
Before you got to work today, I said, who won Lotto?
And Haley's it's been one in Auckland. I know.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Carlen and Dylan told me when I came in and
I was like, oh my god. And then we were like,
was it bought on the app? Because you went at
base Fly? Yeah? I went app for I went ticket. Nice,
Oh this work? I went ticket? Where did you get
your ticket? A central superrett? Why don't do this to

(09:03):
us to get your ticket in Albany? Yeah, I did.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
I know there.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
That's the backway from my place to.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
It is very close to where I live, to be feared,
and I have bought definitely a lot of.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
What's going to really annoy me what coats feel's just
down the road someone else rural Presco Christmas mansions down there, Yeah,
and I'm sure it's got another name now the Zoo
Mansion or whatever. But coachs Fells full of their to
do people. And that's whereout get a lot of ticket from.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Oh you reckon, that's some but it's also not too
far from perimeter in the prison, right, so there might
be a hard working prison guard. Oh yeah, loose, like
a prisoner got loose.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
The first.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Got loose, went to the local super air, bought a
lot of ticket and was like, no, we'll turn myself
back in.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah, and now they've got thirty point two million dollars
rich people to go to jail, so now they are
going to get out. But there was a moment where
Haley and I were like, well, we've got to check
the app because but it's too early.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
It didn't start till Sex. But then I look, you
always look it up to say where was it sold?
If it was on the air, I really thought it
was us.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
What are the other did someone win like first division
and stuff?

Speaker 3 (10:17):
So the person that won the thirty million also won
the first division two hundred thousand.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, but two hundred thousand tells me first Division was
then split five ways.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Four other Lotto players one hundred thousand dollars. Well, I've
got the story right here. Those winning tickets far today
are Auckland christ Each in Canterbury. My Lotto ticket players,
so might have one two hundred thousand dollars again, it's
not enough to leave us as a and move overseas.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
It's not enough to leave you. It's also not enough. Now.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
I need to be clear here that we always have
a little deal when lotto gets burg that we're going
to help each other out.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
But with two hundred thousand dollars, what are we get in?
Does get in the ocean?

Speaker 3 (10:56):
For me? I'll shout your believe coffee cafe coffee, Wow,
thank you?

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Honestly, yeah, I mean congratulations, Oh my god, I know.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Wouldn't that just absolutely change your life? Nah? Nahn't even know.
I'd like to think I'd stay the same. We would
never see you again.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
You certainly would not play Flitchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
There is a relationship with six expert Tracy Cox. Great
name expert, wasn't it you know what I mean? Yeah?
The stars aligned on that career.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
She was doing a lot of work with Timothy Vagina
and they were kind of covering both, weren't they.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Yeah, do you reckon? Anyone's got their last You have a.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Little look And when the newspapers this morning, there's a
league player called Harry Potter, Yes there is there is. Wait,
there's a player called Harry Potter. I was like, no
one is going to take you seriously. You got to
go by hairs, right, you'd be like everyone just called
me has Potter or English.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, and well and you know if he's playing league,
he's what yehs Harry Pottered.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
That old that his parents came out in nineteen ninety seven,
the first Harry Potter bo So his parents named him
Harry because surely maybe it was a family name, and
they were like, well, I don't think these books are
going to take off.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Yeah, they had a feeling that the author was a
turf and they're like, no, they won't go far.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
What happened?

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Well, Tracy Cox, the six Expert, has she had some
of the main motivations that she's encountered.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
China as a real surname. O, my god, Russia. I
know three people whose surname is Vagina, and the word
does stand for vagina, but they put an accent on
the last a, so it doesn't sound like a Vagina
an accent.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Oh great, what a great last name. It's not scared.
I'd love to marry into that family, just to be
Haley Jane Vagina.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Ninety six, ninety High and Sprawl vagina or vagina sprow,
Jane vagina sprow.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
It's got a great ring to it. It's got a
great ring to it.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
I'm distant for stardom if I'm going to name it
Hailey Jane vagina sprow.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
It was really great.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Those movie roles to start coming and China sprow sounds
like I mean to go to the doctor for.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, oh my god, it's a terrible vagina sprow And
I'm yeah, yeah, you know, it's hot again. So I'm
starting at my vagina sprow.

Speaker 6 (13:24):
Stop.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
I don't do my name into a disease anyway. The
most families.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
The decade when it was most popular in the US
for the family named Vagina was nineteen twenties. In eighteen eighty,
there was one Vagina family living in Colorado, and that
is one hundred percent of all the recorded vaginas in
you're telling me that people didn't want this name and
it's died out and be replaced to Okay, So in
eighteen eighty it was justin Colorado. Then in nineteen twenty,

(13:51):
we've got sightings of Vagina and New Mexico in New Mexico, California.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yesterday.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Okay, if you've just joined us. It is a last name.
And yeah not if there's just sightings in vagina, it's
a last name. Okay, Okay, back to me, back to
miss Cox.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
The Sexy Experts has shared the six reasons why women
in particular cheat okay, will commit infidelity, Like cheating.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Is fifty to fifty, right, But men it's always like, oh,
men of the cheaters. I don't know if it's fifty
to fifty. Maybe probably should I google vagina? I know
why I stopped now infidelity fifty to fifty split between
the two conventional genders. Who cheats more? Who cheats more?

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Cent of men and thirteen percent of women reported that
I've had sex with someone other than their partner whilst
in a relationship. That seems to twenty percent of men
have done it, at thirteen percent of women have done.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
So it's still women a little bit less. Yeah, we're
learning to be the players.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Here are the six reasons she's.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Given gender a quality at all. Yeah, exactly, we're feminists
on this s There shouldn't be a pay gap and
an affair gap.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Exactly.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Women get out there and cheat. That's a message of
the show today. You get out there you deserve an affair. Okay,
feeling neglected emotionally, I mean that's sort of an obvious one.
You're lacking what you need from your partner, and so
you go out and search for something. That's a common reason.
Getting back at your partner is the next one she shared.
So basically, you're going you cheated, I cheat, right, which

(15:24):
I feel like is not great behavior.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
No, I feel like it's going to fix absolutely nothing.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
I don't think it's going to work. It's going to
make things harmonious in the relationship.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
I don't think it's going to actually fix the problem here.
But when they feel wrong, they want to be wrong.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
The key there is just to cheat with someone way
hotter than the other person cheated on. If you're partner
cheating on you with an eight, you've got to find
a nine. Yep, at least find a ten, and then
you've got to find an eleven, and then it keeps
a few of those in the world. Reclaiming power is
an interesting one, a power and balance in a relationship.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
So they're like, they're doing really well. Excuse me, maybe
earning a lot of money. Things are going their way,
maybe not so much your ways. You're being like, well,
here's something I can do to make.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Me more power. God, yeah, it feels toxic.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Now I'm not a therapist, and I'm happy to run
this past my therapist today on my dime. Okay, to
see if this is toxic or not.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
But it doesn't feel like a great way to charge
of beck, you a receipt for a portion of my session?
Uh see what is she do? Charge by the fifth
a minute or hour hour? Well, they can't real pay
for the whole hour? Do you have authority to do?
I got off on that.

Speaker 6 (16:37):
Ok.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
I don't know if you do.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
This is great seeking sexual satisfaction, I mean, that's an
obvious one. The reasons women in cheap women in particular, Okay,
but not the top sex. That's I think that's a's
coming out since yeah, it's a born thing. But just
six reasons the most common reasons why. Miss Cox the
six s expert has said that women cheat just not
being sexually satisfied.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
You know that's just womanhood, doesn't it.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Stress relief is the next one, no comment, no comments, stress,
what would you know? Stress release is the next one.
These are the last two that I found quite funny.
Stress relief we're just we're a bit stressed. We're a
bit stressed out, so we go and cheat. We're juggling careers, motherhood, work,
other responsibilities as well as probably you know, helping raise
them person that we're in a house with, haven't drink,

(17:30):
upside down, Border upside down. And the last one, and
this is the one that made me laugh the most,
we're bored boredom.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
We're just bored with life.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
We're bored with everything and everyone, and maybe we're bored
with our partner, and so we're just like, God, how
can I spice things?

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Spice things up in my own brain? We're just bored.
So there you go. Those are the reasons why your
woman is probably cheating on you right now.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Play z MS Fleschborn and Haley play z MS Fletchboordon this.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
I actually think this could be Hailey Sprouse scandal.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Cow wow, can't your entertainment segment slip that up there?

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Now? Uh, maybe not a scandal, but a goss is
that Britney Specs is actively working on your music. Britney
damn spit. Don't crunch are an involuntary reaction.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Like that?

Speaker 1 (18:25):
I actually listened to a little bit of Brittany.

Speaker 8 (18:27):
This morning, I was listening or classic now our baby
baby oh as I said, Oh Now, I was.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Listening to it, and I love it.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
I've got her on a number of playlists the hurts, Yeah,
crazy hit me Baby one more time.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Oops, I did it again. Like she's an icon. Her
music is amazing, and then she's gone through a terrible time.
We all know this, yea. She wrote a book which
she well you know this week she married herself again.
Look she's not wow short streets storyline, it really is
some kind of loophole and some student line was good

(19:07):
friend Sally. Yeah. And the scriptwriters I don't know must
have been angry at her, so they made her Americas. Yeah,
and it was. But she was showing that she's the
most important person to her South and she had to
love her South before she could love her anyone else. Again,
the message was there, But it's still a little kookie,
isn't it.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
Brittany shit on social she was like standing in her
usual big, ghastly looking house with a white sort of
gown on and a white veil over her.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Heade that married myself anyway.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
Rumors are that she is working on new music and
insider claims, Now, when I read that sentence, I'm taking
this with a grain of salt. But I always get
excited because you know, she did hold Me Closer with
Elton John and that ruled.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
I loved that.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
Yeah, I thought it was a cool colab. She wasn't
on it enough though, she wasn't on it enough, and
her voice was heavily affected. Yeah, and then and I
want to play it. Let's remember about a year ago,
I got super excited because she was doing a dropping a.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Song with will I Am and then this dropped, which
you know felt where what is.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Where is that?

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Oh it's playing a different song? How I'm playing? Played this?
One's just streaming? You Have you just used this? It
might say it might say TV A V press that
hang on once, but look, oh here it is. Who
are you missing this up? I've messed it up so badly. Now,

(20:44):
remember they dropped this song, O dropped. Yeah, listen, it's
so bad.

Speaker 6 (20:54):
Was she was?

Speaker 7 (20:55):
She was? She was?

Speaker 1 (20:56):
She was she There's the reason that we at ZM
didn't play this because it's so bad. They released watching
Watching You. It's so bad. It's the first time that
worked together. I just googled it. I thought they had
a song back in the day they did, but this

(21:16):
was one that she did twenty twenty three and I
was like, it's so bad.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Yeah, okay, she working with not.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
According to sources, she has been working on music that
is going to be included a soundtrack for her upcoming
biopic that people are working on at the moment. She's
going to re record some of her old tracks to
fit the film's vibe and then rework do new music
for the film as well.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Brittany, I don't know this is I don't know this information.
Oh sorry, I just am reading about them.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
She's on board with it, She's on build with on
board with it because she wrote the book The Woman
and Me, and then people are like, we have to
make that into a bio and she was like, okay,
that's fine. Universals working on it. Apparently other director isn't
spending too much money on it. John m Cho who
directed Crazy Rich Asians. Oh yeah, okay, has been working
on it officially, that's the word from Universal.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Ryle.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
She's been putting herself into it.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
The options the rumors were Sydney Sweeney plays Britney Spears, Yeah, Millie,
Bobby Brown. Bobby Brown is proposed to play her sister,
Jamie Lyn Jamie Lyne. My problem is and Sandra her mum.
My problem is we've already blown the budget. We're never
making the money back as cheap as possible.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
People will watch.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
That'll blow all the money on Sandra Bollock.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
If she's the mum, She's.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Not would play a great money. Al Baldwin is the
dad you were? Brown and Sydney Sweeney ain't coming cheap
these days.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
Alc Borwan playing the villain because the dad's the villain
in Brittany's story.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yeah, anyway, if people have been screaming for her to
make people will watch this movie. Look, my generation, we're
obsessed with Brittany. She's a queen.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
She's a princess. You can do no wrong, she can
marry herself, and she can release songs and we will
still support her.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
MS Flinch, Vaughn and Halee from the Bustling z M
Think Tank. This is the top six. Hello there, Glasgow.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
The heroes of Scotland have put their hand up and said,
all right, Malvin, we'll take you. Not sloppy seconds, but
half organized ship games that you backed out of way
too close.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Have you guys been to Glasgow?

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Yes, so cool city. Yeah, yes, very cool, very cool people. Yes,
it was the first place when we arrived there. The
first night at the pub, we went to hagus Neeps
and taties was on the menu and it was one
of the nicest meals.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
I don't like hagars. I love it. I've really tried.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
I love that know from me.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Yeah, I just want to McDonald's for a quarter pounder
that night, you know, trying. I was trying the local Scottish.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah, well it is. I love having noughties around the
world too. It's like all the nannies in a different place.
One of the best cheeseburagers either had was in Rome.
I get it. Go a pizzaga for pasta, have a
little nannies the Colosseum. I want to post Colisseum, nonnies
or hagers because you're in the country and try the

(24:28):
local cuisine.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Absolutely, I have a haggas and then I'll haven't see
what the cheeseburgers like.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
I have some haggas with some sweet badminton, table tennis, squash, hockey, rugby.
Nipples nipple still nipples still in Okay. Nipple still in
the coach was on the news last night. I was like,
I wouldn't mess with her. I'd live in Yeah, the
hockey guys, this spirit is gone. Cricket's gone, it's gone,
Squash is gone, is gone.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
They're getting out of all of.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
These gameston wrestling, table tennis. Die thing's gone. Beach, beach,
goddamn volleyballs. We love the diving and we love the
beach volleyball, mountain biking, squash, rhythmic genefficks.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
What's shooting. There is going to be left.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
They've literally said emissions will be a huge blow to
India's Meddal credentials at the Glasgow because we were saying
before that you take all of India's best sports out,
but they.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Are also the sports that people love to watch.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
And I say again, we return to the beach volleyball
and the diving and also the rhythmic gymnastics.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Well in Commonwealth countries love rugby and cricket and hockey.
It's ridiculous. These are the ones that will remain. Athletics
and para athletics, swimming and power swimming, artistic gymnastics, so
rhythm out, the artistic in track cycling, paracycling. I'm both
on the track, netball, weightlifting and power power lifted, power
power lifting.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
That's obviously there's going to be a power of everything.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
You're saying no because there's no power boxing, judo bowls
and power bowls.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
And rugby is out hitting me on three basketballs, stilling, what.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
Lame? Do it?

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Do it all?

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Or don't bother that? Just cancel the Commonwealth Game? So
how disappointing for athletes? He's an athlete myself. You've been
training for the Commonwealth Games years years, years and years
and you know and this cut me out. Watch your
sport again. Well, what's one of the canceled ones?

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Come on, you can improf one of the ones Worth mentioned? Wrestling,
squad wrestling.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
You're wrestling? I reckon it'd be good. I'm long and strong.
I reckon you'd be terrible at wrestling, bec I don't
want to get hurt and then someoney what you are
You're gonna be like, oh I hate it. Stop when
a strong woman is between and then turns it into
something else and slip covered in baby oil.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
This is not how wrestling baby oil Top six sports
there should be the entire common Wealth games.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
I think when a.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Book of man, there's a book in there, car when
I reckon, there's a book of there a little.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Bit of ironic. Okay, wrestling and it's a strong women
getting wrestling when you have your white eyes and they're like,
oh my god, what is this feeling? What's happening?

Speaker 4 (27:22):
This isn't competitive, this is something chalky hands slaps, grab it,
get it up there, I'll write it.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Okay, I'll right it. I have to throw myself into
the world of wrestling as research.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah, okay, well you've watched the mister mcmand you've begun
your journey.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
It's not the wristling the wreck a Roman wrestling not
but that's where.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Top six sports there should be the entire common mouth games. Okay,
I say, wipe a lot of them. Let's gets six
new ones here. They are number six and the last
musical chairs speed Yeah, and and you know what hell
of a watch and we can use like warehouse play
six cheers those twelve dollars one yeah, and if you
break the chair when you get into it, yeah, you're
out as well.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Implication. Yeah that's great.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Yeah, number five on the list of the top six sports.
It should be the entire Commonwealth Games. Catch and kiss.
Oh yeah, well if they've taken away our beach volleyball.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Okay, what's the uniform for catching kiss? Beach volleyball? Because
of the uniforms just be lying around, Yeah yeah, already there.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
And it's weird because like there might be like a
like a Mingo country and then everyone's like they're real slow,
but they no one's catching them. Yeah, come on, come on,
and they're like, oh, we can't catch you so fast.
New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
I'm just saying New Zealand and I don't think we're mingas,
but I can't see any other countries going to be racist.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Well yeah, yeah, both outright. So we've declared New zealandermgas.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
The realization hit. Yeah, why are we having such a
good time over here?

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Hot people? Hot people?

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Number four on the list of the top six sports.
It should be the entire Commonwealth Games. One outs a
text care of all the combat's one out. It's just
you out the back and you have one outs and
just go at it.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
One out. And you never heard one out one outs
in the car park, No, I've never heard it.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
It's a New Zealand a Hamilton, okay, just a fueh
pretty much a car park brawler or the nation's interer
at once, and only one rule remains standing. Great Number
three on the list of the top six sports should
be the entire comic games. And I seriously believe an
orchestra competition orchestra orchestra, our orchestra versus another orchestra.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
We send the philharmonical some orchestra, orchestra, orchestra or chorchestra.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
Yeah, orchestral orchestra, August orchestra.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
I'm not saying orchestra, your orchestra, orchestra orstra.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Yeah, orchestra.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
Just now he's saying, I'm having a orchestras all over again.
Auckland Philharmonic Orchestra.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Yeah, Auckland's augustra, Auckland's August.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yeah, that'll be fun. You're gonna get a one out
if you're not careful. Okay, now they know where that is.
I'm s number two in the list of the tops
ex sports that should be the entire comor games. Two
is just pickleball. Oh yeahs.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
And number one of the least of the top exports
and the meshures comonworthe games Orgestra, the Hunger Games, Oh wow,
to the death tranks, people get a bit funny if
it's to the death, Okay, tranquilize them or sedate them
more like knock them out or something.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
But yeah, you can't kill them. But people get a
bit funny when people were getting killed.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Funny when his murder televised murder that is today's tough
Sex plays it.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
MS Fletchborn and Haley plays it. MS Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Lawn just popped out just to have some time on
his own. So what are you doing?

Speaker 5 (30:55):
Are we?

Speaker 1 (30:56):
I was busting through a waz you are halfway through
a short. That's Sabrina Carpenter's fault. I think that's your fault.
I think we can quite squarely pin that on you.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
Yeah, I'm back and that we had a small porterloo
in the studio and that was pop okay.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
So.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Either and you know I've got strong strain Fletch you've
heard it. Yeah, does he have a strong strain. That's
so good, well done. Thanks. How's Flitcher's strange? It's average?

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Yeah, this poop's real quick. We's real slow, yeah, we
real quick, real slow. No one is quicker than me.
She's super quick for a female. You are times mainly
she'll beat you out. Yeah, you're quick.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Are you wipe? Anyway? Anyway, we agree that we know
this about each other. I know when's Christmas, close friends,
and I think you can really hit it on it. Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Student accommodation numbers are already shown that next year that
it's going to be entirely falling. There's going to be
a whold of first year students without were halls of
residents accommodation.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Is this a new thing?

Speaker 7 (32:03):
No?

Speaker 4 (32:03):
I remember because being from Wellington, I remember this was
a huge issue in Wellington, Like a number of years ago,
students could not find accommodation and so then they were
living way out like the UNI students living out in
Wainuiya Mata or like upper Hut.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
And all stuff, or put it to a yeah finding
a place to board or yeah year living with families
and just randoms.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yeah, because I never did a halls of residents. I
free them a bit, but I moving between.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
But I always lived in flats like houses, never had
a problem finding one. But I think it's really become
an issue since I was at university.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Not that long this is not last year, max, I said.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
I went to university sorry, drama school and a an
old dental warehouse, so there wasn't like student accommodations, so
I just had to go boarding first year.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Who'd you put?

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Oh, they hated me by the end of the year
much by the end of the year. I didn't know
you then, but the husband hated me. Really. Did you
just find like a trade me listing for like a
family that were like was it was the year two thousand?

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Trade me?

Speaker 3 (33:14):
No, it was like a paper in the paper or something,
and they were just like a family that had a speed.
They were a young couple and they got married in
the first April.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Well a young couple. And the wife tolerated you, but
he didn't. Yeah, I think she had a little bit
of a little crush on youngborn. She tolerated he was not.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
But they they just wanted you to pay their mortgage
j off, like they you were helping out with the
rens they were renting, all right, it was just had
to help with the rent.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Why didn't they get an adult?

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Yeah, my first time, it was just like what were
you going to get some guy for farm that's never
lived with other.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
People farmboy rat teenager.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Yeah, and then a dog and they'd like let it
outside and then inside, and I wasn't used to inside
dogs and it would run and like jump on my
bed with dirty paws, and I'd be like, what do
I do do make a thing out of this?

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Anyhow, that was not fun looking back, but you know,
you survive makes you stronger, maybe a better flat mate
for the next year when we weren't flatting.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
But then when you were also flatting.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Was that at university or that was your first job
when you were living in the conservatory?

Speaker 4 (34:16):
Ah, you've lived in some places. Aaron lived when he
was at drama school. Aaron lived in a sun room
like a conservatory, and then he moved out of that
to live in a tool shed for fifty dollars a week.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
When I live in the conservatory thirty dollars a week. Yeah,
I'd live in the conservatory now for thirty dollars a week. Yeah,
I'm contributory, but that conservatory now would be too fifty
a week at least, not including utilities. Yeah, they call
it a sun ray. Well, we want to know where
you've lived. Toolshit is good?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
How bad? How bad?

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Was the accommodation when you're a student or yeah, a
house because that's in this article.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
It says.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Straight at a union that the very like determined kids
want to do us kids, young adults, I do a
pot ze very specific degrees that are only offered at
certain universities, so they might be space for them and
Palmes the North, but they don't want to go there.
But then there saying that Palmas the North's got the
VIT school and so they want to be a very
specifically have to go there. Yeah, we have to go

(35:13):
to Canterbury and it's like, what are you going to do?
Do I need to add in stress of like flatting
for the first time.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
There's not so many.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Stories of people like living in cupboards under stairs and
you could ram a single mattress in the.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Harry Potter Yeah, man like, yeah, it's like a leg
player or Harry Potter the Australian lea.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
That's what you'rering. No, I was referring to the boy
was It?

Speaker 3 (35:34):
But I will going forth, I will always clarify you're
talk about the boy was It? Because I know that
you found out there's an Australian leap pla like what
Harry Potter, and he's become your primary. He's now my
primary Harry Potter.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
But do you remember going like definitely, boys as well
would put up with worse than girls Like I When
I would hang out with friends that were at UNI
and I go to their flats and there's like no
door on the toilet, Yeah, and there's like it's just
feral in there. Yeah, there's no carpet, it's just underlay.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Okay, So remembering, we want to know, oh, eight hundred
dollars at EIM, you can call us text at nine
six ninety six, how bad was the student accommodation?

Speaker 5 (36:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:07):
How bad did you slum it? For those years? Give
us a callow.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Whose daughter is about to start high school next year
and this is like five years away.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
It's not as fun as this topic used to be
when we'd talk about it.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
We want to know how bad the student accommodation was
because a lot of student accommodation for next year are
already like thousands, yeah, thousand more applicat applications than there
are spots for students and first year yeah, my official
halls of residents and stuff. So a lot of people
are going to be forced into dingy student accommodation, all
living in conservatories.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
The only thing I'm enjoying of these texts is how
much they paid for these terrible prices.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
No, like next to nothing.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
I know.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
I thought my rent was when I was at Union
was one hundred and fifty a week. You wouldn't find
that now, oh, no way. But some people it was
like the nineteen fifties. Some of it's basically a koorha.
You're like beautiful gold coin, a god donation.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
She didn't even hear that. No, well, what did you say?

Speaker 3 (37:03):
He said you went to Union in the nineteen fifties
and that, which is insane because not even my parents
would have been.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
So I was born. Yeah, so I feel like you
might be ninety Okay, booking another boatox Alicia. How bad
was the student accommodation? Does that me? Good morning?

Speaker 5 (37:24):
Good morning. I was a Dunedin student and I left
my run and finding a flat a bit lately, and
my friend and we lived in a hotel for six
weeks that we worked at the hotel. So there were
three of us who stayed in the room together and
the deal was that we were on call overnight. I

(37:45):
think we paid one hundred bucks for six weeks. Wow,
in an electric walk.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Take away dude, Nebrasco's wa. Yeah, because she mum cooking,
you got to have an electric walk. But then.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
I tell room after three girls for six weeks Stephen
muscles every.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Paradise. Wow?

Speaker 3 (38:19):
And did you how often did you have to like
get up in the middle of the night to let
someone in then have forgot their key?

Speaker 5 (38:25):
Hardly? Probably it was pretty good to be fair. Then
we moved into a real crap flat.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Exactly, And I would like you just stay here in
the hotel room for one hundred bucks for six monks.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
And even though you were working there, did you get
your room serviced? No? No, okay, to do your own sheets?

Speaker 5 (38:45):
Okay, yeah, that might be a bit scheeky.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Yeah there was a bit checken.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
How often did you get new sheets or did you
just have the same sheets for six weeks? Oh?

Speaker 5 (38:53):
No, we could do that ourselves. We knew the laundry
was we could go and change our beads.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
And yes, oh my god, amazing. Did the hotel because
and now I'm like, did the hotel have a gym?
Did I have a pool?

Speaker 2 (39:05):
No?

Speaker 5 (39:05):
No, it was quite No I didn't. But it did
sort of have a waterfall that ran down the lift
shaft that wasn't supposed to be there.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Know what about a breakfast buffe? Was there a complimentary
breakfast buffet?

Speaker 6 (39:19):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (39:19):
Yeah, they did have a breakfast buffet, but we were
fending for ourselves, so.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Yeah, breakfast muscles, breakfast steam muscles and the bristoes. What
thank you, Elsia? Some messages and how bad was the
student accommodation? Speaking of water running down the elevator shaft,
someone said a friend lived in an old elevator shaft
and an old industrial building in Wellington.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Very aldy, very artsy. Oh, how big is an elevator shaft?
We've seen it. So the elevator shafts work. It's like
two and a half meters by two and a half metes.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
We just live under where the lift stopped. No thanks, no, no,
because there was no lift in it.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
But both sounds.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
That's still gross to matter. When we talk about having
a high started ceiling.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Five storied ceiling concrete bunker on Dundas Street and Dunedin,
the water would run down the walls on the inside
and nineteen.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Eighty six it cost me fifteen dollars a week. That's nice.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
And then after the sher market crash and eighty seven
all the investment bankers moved in with them. Yeah, that
is a really niche historical New Zealand financial reference. And
the three people that got it. I'm here all day
for everyone else google it. We just got to know
where you lived.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
How bad was it? Somebody said, I lived in a flat.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
When I moved in, it had a new plast the
seal on the wall because someone had punched the hole
in the wall before they moved out.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Yeah, never dried the entire time I lived there. Oh,
the plastic can't drive touch and it would still just
be soft to the touch.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
And an effort to produce is reen.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
To make some extra cash, a flatmate once moved out
of his room into a makeshift room in Rotations that
he built in the cruel space above his old room.
He'd hang his head down out of the ceilings, saying
good good morning. Awesome for money saving ridiculously hot in summer,
you're sleeping in the road. That would be suffocating in summer.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Dated a guy where one of the rooms in his
flat was condemned due to black mold, so rather than
deal with that the landlord just put a padlock on
the door said no one's allowed to live in that room.
Good old Castle Street. That flat of boys now are
all surgeons, Oh God.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Find out.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
And that's one of our most prestigious universities. Like yeah, law, dentistry,
all these things and people are just living in saw.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Damnness is a common thing made people saying we'll get
into bed and the sheets would be damp, that wast and.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
You lie your head against the wall. You'd be like,
what's that? You touch the wall and they were running.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
You'd be like late eighties, early nineties, we had one
person living in a wardrobe because it was the size
of a wardrobe, and another person living in a pantry
because it was a walking pantry. But then they wanted
some privacy, so they nailed the pantry door shut and
made themselves a new door in the wall that led
to outside.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
What it was, you're not getting your bond making no, no, no, no,
no no no. I slept on a couch for a year,
no wrenches utilities. Man, I bet that having you around
that person always on the couch. Can you can't go
to sleep until everyone's gone to be it?

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Yeah, I just want to can I step up to
the sidebar. It's number of ticks asking for not to
call us perkis again. Now people feel people feeling uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
It was twenty minutes ago, Perky.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Yeah, we had a number of ticks saying Vaughn bloody hell,
please don't use perkys.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Morning, Perkys.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
I was talking to you and the listeners they're saying,
I don't need to hear that my favorite station plays.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Don't call us Perkys. I'm Sally Pooky.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
No play Zim's flitch for and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Now Born, it's time to play sirens on the Do
you have your Do you have your siren at the ready? Ummm?
Do you want the truth? I? Do you want? Middle
pad for time? And while I find one, I.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
Think I have requested something really spicy.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Okay, Born siren. I don't know how this segment keeps going,
but it is somehow, because.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
You know what, in the world of twenty twenty four,
sometimes the news is pretty bleak and we just want
to have a giggle about some sirens and some foreign countries.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Now one will play a siren. You've got to identify
two things. The country where the siren is from and
the emergency service and if you can do that, you win.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
That's all it's going to take. Last time.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
I'm not actually very good at this game. I always
I always feel like I'm absolutely nailed out.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
And all the European ones are always you know, cute,
they just sound the same.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
So lame. Yeah, for some reason I had Yeah, now
do I work? Was that spicy enough?

Speaker 6 (44:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Yeah, that's you're right? Was that spice? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Okay, oh yeah, okay, okay, okay, let me go. Don't
to put my thing up yet? Okay, yeah, no yet,
I'm just gonna make sure it's not yep.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Okay, different, I'm going to say police or fine and
fire go again because it was a love.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
To this but here yeah ago, So.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Don't you think that moment sounds like a toy gun
with like a little sound, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
The old easy spring loaded.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Okay, so we need you to call right now, oh
eight hundred dance at m vaorn Sirens of the World.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Where is this siren bomb? And the emergency service? Just
give it a guess.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
I really like the guess. That's a good one, sir.
It was American because it's all like it's a bit march,
but I asked for spice.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
That could be a clue.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Play z MS Fletchpahn and Haley.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
Fawn siren.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
That's not the siren. That's not the siren. This is
today's siren.

Speaker 6 (45:54):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
This is I like that, but this part is my favorite,
like like they've got a kind of annment there and
they go re emerge.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Real jag through the traffic. Okay, so we need you
for Vaughn Sirens of the World. It's an incredibly incredible game.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Incredible. I need a country and I needed the emergency service.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Alisha, good morning, good morning. Okay, what is the siren
and what is the country?

Speaker 1 (46:29):
I think Canada? What service do you believe it to
be in Canada?

Speaker 3 (46:37):
A firing? Alisha, you are wrong on the country and
the service double double and for you not the fire.
Thank you for joining us.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Kitty, Pooky, Kitty, good morning and stop there. Good morning.
You've been asked, Ky, do I have your passion to
call you? Pooky?

Speaker 2 (47:06):
You can call me whatever you like.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Now now I'm intimidated, so no, give us the country
and the emergency.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
Service Australia and ambulance.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Was such confidence kitty. It is neither Australia nor ambulance. Wait,
so we've got we've got some poetry in our hands.
We've got some poker. That's least. We've got some poopo
on our poopoo colmen, good.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Morning, good morning.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
What is your guess?

Speaker 2 (47:41):
I think it's the police from England.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Come and you are correct on the police. You are
incorrect on England? No, okay? Is that for today? Is
to carry over? Canby? What do you want to do?
I want this game to end? So it's the cool
now because we know that this is the police. You've

(48:04):
only got half of a job to do here. Two
hundred countries, Good.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Morning, good morning.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
How are you guys?

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Good? I'm picking up a little bit of an accident here, Shuleanne.
Where are you from? South Africa? All right, welcome to
the show. Where do you have been working on my accident? Chilienne?
How do you think it's going right?

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Now?

Speaker 6 (48:26):
Good?

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Good? I think it's good South Africa? That way, that's
quite pos No you yes, I know I come from money.
Oh that's I'm a little bit more down home.

Speaker 7 (48:38):
You do.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
No work for you? So Sheley and we know it's
the police. You've got that in the bag. Okay, what
what country?

Speaker 5 (48:49):
South Africa?

Speaker 1 (48:50):
She had a hometown advantage ladies and genera. They sound
so cool, so cool. Yeah, how we do it in
South Africa? Is that right, Chillienne, that's right, that's right.
I've never heard it in my neighborhood. No, they go around,
they go around, go around, some win king gret What

(49:11):
what what she won? Mom? What what do you give
away for the stupid competition? That's very rude. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
We'll work out a prize, but it's going to be
a surprise Carns message.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
We can give it fifty bucks fill for this stupid game.
She can go buy a lot of billtong for fifty dollars.
Came with, Sillienne. That's right, it's my favorite. I love
it's got the bry on this week.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
In It's going to be's going to be durable love.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
I like you, Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Playable play Zidims flesh one and Hailey play zidims Fletchborne
and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Right last night, after dinner, I was doing what do
you have for dinner? Fish burgers? Yeah? It was what big?
No fresh fish? No fresh fish, fresh fish I have
fresh fish and are you kidding me? Fresh fish?

Speaker 4 (50:16):
And oh my god, if there's a fishburger on the menu,
I'll go, you know, but even at a part, but
anywhere I always get fish burger.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Yeah, but that's crumb. This was like beautiful fresh fish. Yeah,
was a young fresh fish sandwich. Yeah. A lemon squeeze
on that TARTI yeah, I make it. I make a
sick tartan white bread, white bread, put seeds in it.
Seeds blong in the sea.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Buttered white white bread does Oh my god, that's where
it comes from.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
You see, I love the white bread fish. Yeah, white bread.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
So anyway, we're having fishburgers. Apparently old yuck over here.
What did you have for dinner last night? Probably yurt?

Speaker 1 (50:56):
In any episode of Coronation Street, bitter finishes yoga before
the final you're going to.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Be a beer.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
So I can't have solids at the home. Everything's mad.

Speaker 6 (51:10):
No.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Once at four thirty they come in and take his
teeth out. I mean, ironic considering what you're about to say. Yeah, yeah,
So after dinner, I was doing, like I was trying
my hardest to do work for this thing.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
We do every job the radio show the thing that
pays your mortgage.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Yeah, the work never stops. Maybe the work never stops.
He's always on dry. Last night, wasn't It was happening
in this world that's worth reporting on. But anyway, I
was like, oh, that's usually I might have a drink then,
and I thought, I'm gonna have a cup of tea.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Try to be a bit of me.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
Not you go to never Well, there was a period
during this year where you got into the tea's and
I and then you started making me a cup of tea?

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Was that last year you did.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
As a jittery, anxious miss because I was like, oh,
it's because I'm drinking four coffees. Okay, Maybe I switched
to a tea then, but not it didn't last, never last,
never lasts.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
I have a cup of tea, like almost every night,
have a green tea or a pippy tea or a.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Sleep Tea't like I love a green tea. Yeah, green
tea good for the tom tum. Just before bed, I
had a mile before bed. The bell tea circular tea bags.
You can them in a box of the square ones bell.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Why don't you go like because it's only ever used
when mum and dad come and they have a cup
of tea. The only people that have shadow has like
green tea and her dad if he's over, here's good
like green tea.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
You decided to have a tea instead of drink. Yeah,
this caffeine on it, that's right, okay, just before beer.
Not much. It's worm's caffeine. Tea is worm's caffeine.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
A quad shot, A quad shot long black. Now that's
a that's man's caffeine. It's a beautiful, pretty through my veins. Okay,
So you had a cup of tea, A cup of
tea black. I'm not milking it, okay. A baby, yeah,
not a baby straight from the take on milk. So
I have a black tea?

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Yeah, man, I was full? Why there may be so
tea painfully fall after.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
I drink this cartairs like just the mug of water
bag mug of water hot with a ride bag of
whatever is in it.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
What isn't it tea? Leave tips?

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Yeah, tried tea. I should have been p G tips.
And then you said monkeys in the reds yeah before
it was browned upon.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Yeah, monkeys were moving a piano. So why do you
why are you so faid as. I'm not used to it.
I don't know it was weird.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
Do you not drink water before beard? Yeah, yeah, it's
no different. I know it's just stained water. I know
it's stained water.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
That's why I don't like tea. It's stained water. It's
atually just some stained water. My mother in law has tea.
This is how she has the tea. The tea bag
goes in and she goes one, two, three, four five
and takes it out and shakes it. And this is
a weird way of having a nip of milk. That's
all you're having.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Yeah, the tea has hardly had time to steep because
you know, I met the Delmonte guy once and he
gave me.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
He gave me, did he say when he handed you
a tea? Try now? He told me that the secrets
of steeping a good tea? Right at least right? But
maybe so what you're just going to go back to
drinking now? Just a shot of whisky. There's a moderation,
of course, so that it made me feel so full,
stupid tea.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
Sometimes I get really full from water and I'm so
full of my power.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Ound like this, use live like whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
What do you.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Play?

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Zims, flesh form and hale?

Speaker 1 (54:50):
There are some.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
There are only four paid by the hour parking spots
that have popped up in christ Church opposite little high eatery.
Now that's where we went when we tried to save
money by not going to the expensive place and ended
up spending just as much money.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Yeah, yeah, too much, too many options, and and then
we get a couple of bears, and now we've spent
the same amount. Now this is on assif ass.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
If you have the city in.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
This country with as many hard to say street names
and suburbs, is christ.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
My favorite one? Christ?

Speaker 8 (55:21):
Guess?

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Yeah matter, there's that whole suburb Branda.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Yeah, Sinas first Street in front of a block of townhouses.
The complaint is that too small to fit anything bigger
than a Suzuki Swift. People are trying to get in
there and they're like, I can't get it within the lines.
So someone measured the first car park. It is four
point six meters long. They said that is enough space

(55:49):
for a Suzuki Swift.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Do you know, have you ever tried to book your
car on the inter Islander And it's like how is
your like, how long is your car? And that's the
first time it makes you think, how long your car?
I'm going to huge back you know how long?

Speaker 1 (56:02):
You can't? I just google it. The Suzuki chimney is
three point nine meters long, so you've only got six centimeters? Wait,
how many? How long? Four point six?

Speaker 3 (56:12):
No, so I've got sixty cinemas cinameters. That's thirty cinnameters each.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
It's nine. You're not backing yourself in a chimney. You're
not backing yourself to do that. Parallel park. That's a
two door chimney known for its compact size.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
It's a chimney you could just drive straight in which.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
You can drive it on the side long park it
on the side. So how Santa Fe is four point
seven meters long, so you're ten yeah? Long doesn't first?

Speaker 3 (56:39):
And then people if you've got a ute or like
a sedan or a station wag, and you're screwed.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
There's a few of these in Auckland. There's a civic,
the big underground civic car park right in town.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
The car pucks are so skinny. When they redid it
for years it had scaffolding all through it because they
thought it was going to clapse in on itself. And
that's always reassuring when you're parking down there. But and
why is in central City? Did No one knows?

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Because it's right below that abandoned entertainment center, just the
Metro that used to have a whole lot of stuff
was the Hub.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
It's still full of my favorite bars up there. Let's
not forget very cheap ones. You can drink them on
the deck.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Isn't it a bowling? Is the bowling? Shit? My favorite bar?
Shut up, it's a bes kIPS I.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Reckon when they redid it and took the scaffold and
now they almost also like, let's squize in a few
more parks.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
And then my favorite is where we go to the gym.
It's a brand new car park, really fancy car park
on the bottom floor. Small cars only because they're smaller
car parks.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Oh yeah. But my favorite thing is you always get
in there.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
There's some idiot in an suv that's like rammed itself
in and its nose is sticking out, and they're.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Like and they're climbing out of the boot. They climb
because they put the back seats down and.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
They're like, no anything to save me walking down one
flight of stairs.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
The twenty twenty four Ford Rangers five point two meters long.
Oh you're not squeezing in there four point so people
are up in arms being like, what was the point
of these?

Speaker 1 (57:58):
You can't use that?

Speaker 3 (57:59):
Just have one less park swift where we're yum cha
down on Auckland's like waterfront.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
What is that part called when you order?

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Yeah, between the via actor when you'd quarter, there's a
few apartments and the car parks are one and a
half cars big, and it drhymes me yeah, same because
they're going like a Suzuki Swift in the middle of it,
and you're like, if you'd gone right forward, you could
easily fit another car there, another Swift, Jymney, no full
size car. And sometimes I'll just don't put our Santa

(58:28):
Fe because I'll drop the family off. I say, I'll
find a park because that's a coind of Yam chat
hero I am. You go get the table, you start ordering.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
You start doing that list and wants some pork. Daddy
wants to arrive some schume.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Okay and pork, and I always yell out pork and
rawn dumplings as I drive away because I'd forgotten to
mention everything, and I'll just bump up and nudge into
a trail and park up by that because get out
of it.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
I've been in it. I've been in your car when
you've done this and been like, this is now a
car park. It's so frustrated. I think what you're saying
there is make it fat, make it fat. Makes we
must remember every time you're in the car, and it
makes no difference if you go and they're orfar, if
you're in the front seat, or if you're in the back,

(59:16):
shove it in the car back. Make it fair, make
it fat.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Plays it ms Fletchborn and Haley a little bit of
passion for music there that's a KPI.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
There's been listeners. We didn't give them their own personal
gridy this morning. Ah. And you just think after Chapel
roam check in there. I just think it's always appropriate. Yeah, yeah,
it totally is appropriate.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
We want to talk now about when you've been stuck
upside down car, because being stuck as bad, and being
stuck upside down as embarrassing. If you're climbing over something
and you slept but your pants get caught and you're
kind of stuck there upside down. That's way more embarrassing
than if you just fell off or got trapped right
way up.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
I don't know why. It's because the blood rush into
your head and you feel I don't know.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
An Australian woman was out and about in a little
walk sea in nature. She dropped her phone and it
went down between two boulders yep. So then she was like,
oh no, I'll try to reach my phone and she
reached down and she lost her grip and she slipped
face first, arms down into a boulder crevice where at
some stage.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
She could fit no further.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
So you got wish you got witged trapped upside down
between two boulders.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
That would be terrifying. That is just like the worst night,
mean material and snakes.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
It's Australia, like snakes love crevices. I also just hate
being upside down. I hate the feeling of that blood rushing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
To my head and just being like, and you get
older when on your eyeballs. Would they her partner to
take a photo and then pull her out. No, they
tried unsuccessfully to free her.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
Hiking companions got they ran to where they could find
cell phone reception, and they called emergency services.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
So they stuck there.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
They weren't like, well, luby out and slip out the
way you came. Yeah, that would be my one thing
to do, right, But then you're in the middle of nowhere.
Where do you get lube from? I'm imagining emergency services right, yeah, okay,
and then chuck a rot around your feet and all
pull out until she has what.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Is the emergency services choice of lube? Do they have?

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
It became that's official medical grade. Might get non branded
like a natural one, Yeah, because I don't want any
additives in there down there. God playing for the brand though,
you want to know you want whatever the health do
you think on the fire truck, there's a big thing

(01:01:34):
of lube.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Yeah, they've got a big vet of it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
We're not here for firefighters. Fact of the day, on
lube Day, on the fact every week is lube Day.
Okay today and whatever femur is. We've got a witnow
that's true, Okay of that. So they got there another
how the hell are we going to get her out?
They had to move, They had to get like industrial
grade strength separators. Oh pull jobs of life. Okay, yeah,

(01:02:04):
and they pushed it apart to move like massive boulders
to get around.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
And did she flop out?

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
My hope was the minute she came loose though, she
crumpled face, same same thing, yeah, And then how could
I get any worse for her?

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
And she's like, at least they couldn't get it. Yeah,
and hit the ground. But she said, you're literally life savers.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
I don't think she's got a phone back Oh really,
I don't think she's got her phone back line down.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Yeah. So someone just message and that they've tried creambro
Lane flavored lou that's a chat for another time. We're
not taking it. And then what did you have to
crack it with a spoon?

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
When you open the twist and crack it with a spoon,
it's just caramalized sugar, isn't it. The cream Breulay is
like a crim pet Yeah nice, Yeah, that's nice creamy,
But the cream breula is about it's just like all.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
We want to know now when you've been stuck, not
just stuck, but stuck upside down.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Oh my god. We had a text and that's actually
just really scary. A car crash.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Upside down at four, Mom fell asleep at the Whirlworld
Drive and crash rolled the car onto its roof. Only
memory of the crash as my mum reaching around to
undo my stepbout so i'd stop dangling.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Oh fine, stop.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
My friend got hit by a stolen vehicle and he
he got hurt in his car flipped and he was
upside down and he was like, well, this isn't good,
and then went to move. But when he picked up
his leg, it fell apart in his hand and his
female we don't need to know that his fema had
snapped in half. And so when he went to go

(01:03:48):
move his leg to try to get from being upside down,
it just went.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Like I think, I'll just wait.

Speaker 6 (01:03:55):
Wait.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
Someone said to look up the naughty Putty cave. But
we cover that and remember fact of the day about caves.
Remember the week Cave week effected the day and that
guy who was caving and winning and he had his
arms scored and then he got which to the point
he couldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Get back right, You couldn't get him out and he's
still there.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
Yeah, that's not want to Farney stories of like falling
over a gate and getting caught your pants on any
way one hundred dollars and even as a number callers.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Now you can take through nine six nine six. When
did you get stuck upside down? Harrowing stories? Actually that's
so funny. Getting caught upside down, Really.

Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
Stuck upside down is very embarrassing, so much worse than
just getting stuck.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
You still just like flailing, and yeah, you're not unusual.
All the dynamics changed.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
This is because an Australian woman got switched between some
rocks trying to get a phone and stay upside down
for hours and hours and hours.

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
Oh my god, my husband did a bungee jumping some
barbwere and the mechanism to wind it back up broke.
It was just hanging upside down to the river for ages,
not knowing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
What was happening because somebody else said they did the
Nervis Canyon bungeeeah. But you get to the bottom outside down,
you pull a clip and it makes it so you
set in like an upright position. But their husband couldn't
get it to pull because it couldn't pull hard enough
to the gator's weight, and he's just hung there like
a fish.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
It's got tough.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
I was stuck upside down on a sea saw once
I was young. My skirt got caught in between those
pieces of metal, so I was dangling on the higher
half of the sea saw upside down. Then they said, actually, guys,
I was lying. It wasn't my skirt, it was the
suction between my calf and the middle seasaw seat. What
when your league almost gets stuck? So they slid off
backwards and their calf got stuck in the middle, and
they like, oh my, they didn't have a strength to

(01:05:39):
pull themselves back up. Now I liked that they were
going to blame their skirt, well, the skirt, and then
they're like, you know what sometimes happens, leags and the
lack of course drink.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Tell me what happened? When did you get stuck upside down?

Speaker 7 (01:05:50):
So it wasn't actually me. It was my middle boy
when he was about six or seven maybe, yeah, and
we were watching the rag be and he put his
head in between the seat, you know, the fold up seats.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
You're actually had a live rugby game in the stadium.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
And.

Speaker 7 (01:06:10):
He put his head in between that gat and of
course it folded up, and then of course he couldn't
get his head back out because of his ears. So
my husband had to turn him upside down and hold
him upside down while I was trying to kind of
pin his ears.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
He kind of guessed himself and.

Speaker 7 (01:06:30):
The yeah himself back out, everybody, Thank.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
You, Josh. When did you get stuck upside down?

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:06:41):
Good, I was only it would have been about eight
or old.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Man were peg hunting, yep.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
So we had all the dogs there.

Speaker 6 (01:06:50):
They are out on the floor end and I start
barking up. Found a peg and we start running to
try form the pig there in front of me. I'm
trying to keep up with them, and I catch my
foot in the roote and managed all over like a
three meter gorge and I'm just hanging by my foot
cheek against the wall of the gorge.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Oh my god, with your foot and a tree root.

Speaker 6 (01:07:13):
Yeah yeah yeah, and it fully like twisted drunks. I
couldn't get it out at all, but I kept quie
because I was pretty embarrassed. I sat there for about
ten or fifteen minutes before dad started.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Looking for me. Me name.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
It's pretty wide as a father around in the bush
pighunting and you're going to give you kid.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Fifteen minutes you know what I mean. Yeah, nice to
hear from you, Josh. May I also just make a
science suggestion that you should get into audio reading audio erotica. Anyway,
He's got a very nice chicken. A bit tangly there, Josh.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Thank my god. Good Josh. Wait, can we give Josh
Corre of the week place just for me? It's done
nothing but going story right, Okay, amazing, I'm sweeting. It's
hot man. Well you've got you've got our fifty dollars
met cafe voucher. Josh, congretchen, because you've got a beautiful

(01:08:12):
send your script as well.

Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
If you could record that on your phone and back, Josh, Jesus,
thanks Josh.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
More messages. I'm just dealing with, just dealing with the
influx of messages of like minded individuals. You're right, okay, thank.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
You forgetting him to say I appreciate that. For some reason,
when he said I appreciate that, I absolutely lost that.
I appreciate that, and it just kept getting deepnt.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
That I'm genuinely quite thrown. Do you think we could
have lost that voice over at Gorge? I know, beautiful voice.
Thank God for that tree route. Yeah, bring it back
Josh my number. He does have a hot voice, so.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
Josh has just give him my first Fenny Flutters of
the week. We're on Thursday and someone's finally had their
first Fenny.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Flutters of the week. I'm sorry it took so long. Yeah,
so happy to help you out there. Can we just
keep Jo's number on file in case we don't need
them to read anything? Look at car, Look at car.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
So many more stories about upside down, but nothing appears
to Josh play it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
MS Fletch, Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
Play Ms Fletched one and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
Fact of the Day, Day.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
Day, day, day, Yeah, do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do doo doo.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Doo doo dooo doo. Today it's it's car week at
Fact of the Day. In Fact of the week, it's
Fact of the day. But we do themed weeks. Yes, there,
we got that all right? Yeah cool cool. So today's
fact of the day is an easy way to get
a luxury car Audi. That's all right. Oh, I'd love it.

(01:10:09):
Remember Hayley headed Nowaday that was fun away. I want
to push.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
I'd love a Porsche I'd love a Lamborghini that was
next time my last, Yeah, or a Bentley.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
Nat in the nose.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Yeah, you'd never get into one of those tiny crush hits.
Can't pass, No exactly. I just want a nice humble Lamborghini,
a nice humble Lamborghini inventor sure, yeah, yeah, yeah Aventador.
Wait are you going to tell us these are like
there's a police auction or something, flood damage.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
We're close insurance right off? No, we are definitely insurance
right offs. Because they fell off the ship. They well,
they didn't fall off the ship. The ship sank. Then
go you are good. You got there in the air.
The Felicity a sunk.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
The Felicity ace Yep, it was sailing from what sorry
I just said it was a lame boat name yeah,
or what would you call your boat if it was
a cargo ship? Yeah, it's a car ship. Go go.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
What would you call it Max Max? Yeah, man, don't
call it Max Maximum seas ocean crusher.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
Yeah, and then it's got like Panama under it because
there's only like six places all the ships aridges.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
You want to go to Panama? Actually? Yeah, that was
that was yeah, Panama.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
It was owned and operated by a Japanese cruise ship,
but a ridges in Panama. Oh my god, it was
what was that Dogs of war Lords? War is a
great sea to that and they repainted. Yeah, when that
thing was coming and ahead all the guns.

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
I oh my god. That's such a good movie. You
should watch it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
Then there's a reason that ships are only registered to
like a few pets around the woods.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
It's loose holes. Yeah, it's totally taxed.

Speaker 6 (01:12:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
So this was headed from Germany into the United States.
On board it had three thousand, nine hundred and sixty
five cars.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Yeah, from the how many three thousand, nine.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
Hundred and sixty five cars off the Volkswagen four thousand cars?
So that's what the article's headline said, four thousand luxury
cars that are at the bottom of the ocean after
the ship sunk.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
But I'm a bit of a detail. Thirty six short
and you're like, I can't do it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
One wouldn't want to go to his brave knowing that
it misled the New Zealand public by thirty six cars.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
Yeah, well six cars or make or break ere Yeah
A man, I mean, thirty six Lamborghini is worth quite
a lot of money to be fair. So three nine
hundred and sixty five exactly Volkswagen grip cars out his Porsche,
Lamborghinis and Bentley's were on board this. But they were
heading to Rhode Island in the States when a fire
broke out of a ship. Now the harbourmaster told Reuters

(01:12:58):
as routers, but he told all the routers that it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
Was those lithium ion batteries and electric cars that had ignited.
Were really upsetting the Volkswagen group, who said, actually, that's
never been proven. It was a fire, but the origins
of the fire very hard to.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
Prove when it's on the bottom of the ocean. Yeah,
I can imagine, very hard to water and fire. But
he said it looked like it was.

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
And they said, well, until we get confirmation, maybe you
don't start spreading those rumors that made people feel unsafe
about letium iron batteries.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
But of a shit your mouth, yeah, a bit of
a shot your mouth situation.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
So on March the first, twenty twenty two, the fire
caused it to capsize and sync.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
It had one one hundred and seventeen Porsche on board.
Push just don't do cheap cars, No, there's not like
you know, like Audix one.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
There's like cheaper any three and you can get real
kitted out ones, or there's the cheaper version of it.
Volkswagen's last five hundred and sixty one one hundred and
eighty nine Bentleys went down.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
They don't do cheap cars. They do cheap carster.

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
It is not just it's not a mass the three
equivalent of a Bentley and Lambaghan he lost eighty five cars,
right well, A four hundred million dollar US style insurance
claim on cargo, a line that's insane.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
Not to mention how much the boat cost. Probably billions
or something. I don't know, probably a couple of billions.
I reckon it'd be getting up there, Yeah, getting up
there at the billions. If you would like to grab
your scuba gear and heat out and try to find it.
Slightly water damaged, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
Slight rust, visa some cockles on board, h I reckon.
By now the barnacles will be settled on the lambos.
Maybe a scallop in the glove box, A family of scollops.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
Me man, Yeah, taking refuge in your glove box.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
It's about three hundred and twenty kilometers off a bunch
of islands, I've never heard that nautical kilometers.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
You dig about two hundred nautical miles.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
We say nautical kilometers kometers of the okay, lovely, Yeah
to that of the day, as if you were a lambo.
It doesn't need to come off of the kla. It
could come off the bottom of the ocean.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
You've just got to go and get it. Fact of
the day, day day, day, day.

Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do doo doo dooo.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Clay Zims, Flitchborn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
No, apparently there is a rise in Australians who often
we have similar habits, as much as we like to
say that we're very different.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Sure, even before I even.

Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
Get to this sidebar, may I did you see that
the King himself acknowledged that Australia created the pavlover And
people are up.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
We got a real our hands in no wonder he's
not coming here. He knew he was going to do that.
People are very upset. Yeah, because he was like, this
is a great this is a great place. I did
quite a good king.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
You did not a bad king.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
This is a wonderful nation. It is the home of
this that and Thelover and New Zealanders were like his
abdication addication, Yeah, yeah, way William and he'll know, he'll know.
You don't think he'll know?

Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
You know, William fan get Harry in them less, let's
get some drama. His inauguration, No inauguration, his crowning thing. Yeah,
apsick party dress ups anyway. So apparently one in four
Australians are ditching friends. They're cutting friends down, ah, shrinking

(01:16:42):
their social circle simply because of the cost of living.
It is too expensive to be keeping friendship happy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
To help on how to shrink your friendship, yeah, group, they're.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
Just saying that things like like, when you've got a
lot of friends that you are maintaining, it means more
social out. It's more like, hey, we should meet up
and have a drink, we should have dinner, we should
got to a movie.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
I get that. Yeah, I get that. But you don't
need to go out and spend money to be with
your friends. That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
You can go to the beach, hang hanging at each
other's house. It's one of my favorite things to do.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Same rather than go to a bar. I love we
love going to Vaughan's house. He's got a spar pole.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
Spar boy's got animals. He's nice and isolated. So it
doesn't matter if you make noise too late, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
It doesn't have name is right there and not getting
invited around. And this is also one of the tips
of cutting down your friend group. Don't invite them around.

Speaker 4 (01:17:35):
Yea, So about four and a half million people are
apparently whittling down, they say, their friendship group being like I, actually,
I'm just gonna pick five of you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
Yeah, why would you go out and socialize with like
acquaintances if it's going to cost you a couple of exactly,
just that's friend money.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
They're just saying friends. This is a quote.

Speaker 4 (01:17:54):
Friends are no longer a luxury luxury that I can afford.
That's crazy in these times with everything's a bit tough. Yeah,
friends are all you need?

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Right, what do you need? Family? Family? My kids.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
Get a life, plays flint porn and Haley f fun.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
Hailey, silly little pool, silly little pole.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
It is so silly, silly, silly that silly.

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
Little pool, silly little.

Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
Pool, little pottle, silly.

Speaker 3 (01:18:34):
Little sill a little pole. Today it's about airport goodbye.
Do you park and go in or drop them and go?

Speaker 5 (01:18:42):
Wave?

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
Babe?

Speaker 7 (01:18:44):
Babe?

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
Was Donadian's made international headlines, isn't it? They had ye
the three what is it? Three minute? Yeah? Move it on,
move it on, get out of here. So I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
Airport's are expensive? You parking them even for just half
an hour?

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
To go, pack someone up, drop someone off, and you're
paying seventeen dollars. Yeah, very rarely.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
Will I go in?

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
Drive there on the floor you do them before? Yeah, yeah,
have a hut and see you later.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
Well, thirty three percent of people park and go in,
sixty seven percent drop them and go. Baby, Yeah I'll go.
I'll drop and go, says Dan. But I made my
boyfriend come in for me recently. In my defense, I
was going away for a month.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Yeah, oh yeah. I mean I think if someone was
leaving for like a long long time.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
If it's an immediate family and they're going on the
oh you're moving overseas, you going in right? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Yeah, see you guys, It's just I wouldn't even stop.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
Well, I actually really like that about you. I throw
my luggage out the window and then I just have
to tuck and roll.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Talking round, so you might have a good trap.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
You know those parking wardens at Auckland Airport. Yeah, and
that's why the wardens appreciate the drop and roll, the
dropping roll. Ah, Michelle's have you seen the new Auckland
Airport parking. It's literally a seven to ten minute walk
from the car park to watch them stand in line,
need to send them off at security, and then to
walk seven to ten minutes back to your own car

(01:20:09):
to be charged twenty dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
It's a tuck and roll from me.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
Roll.

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
Yeah, it's the only way tuck and roll get out
of here. It's Mason said, drop and guy, I expect
the same treatment. I hate long goodbys. It's just to
see you soon. Yeah, if it's to see you soon,
even if it's three to five years, and it's normally
the person that's going on the oie that's already had
like eight goodbye parties.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Oh yeah, like we don't need to go to the
airport as well. We did this weekend and we had
brunched the next day. We're good man.

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
Natalie sees it depends on the person's best friend who
lives in London, who I see every two years. You'd
better believe in going and husband going away for a
work trip. Better be ready to jump from a moving car. Yeah,
we're all troll tuckn roll, Amy said, lucky if I
even stop, have your ship ready to make a fast
evacuation from the car Roll, Yeah, good Sam. I'd much
rather have my memory of the goodbye in a space

(01:20:58):
that is meaning to that person, not some overpriced clinical
househole with the worst lighting known to man, some airport
stupid A lot of shots fired at the airport lighting
until we get to see the big bit.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
Yeah you Dumbledore on it? Yeah not Dumbledore. Yeah, no, no,
not Dumbledorekandal Kendal, Oh my god, an absolutely idiot. McAllen Yeah, Gandalf.

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
Yeah that's Eagle Potter, isn't it. Yeah, free James Dumbledore
kindly said. My cousin couldn't believe it when I picked
her up from the airport Awuckland Airport. Told her to
text me and when she arrived and I drive through
the pick up base she was expecting I'd go in
and part my car and met her at.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
A ruggle babes not paying for that. No, you time
the arrival, Yeah, and then you gotta keep looping.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
If they're delayed, I just loop drop them and goes
Is mcayley, You've probably already been at my house for
four days, longer than I would have liked.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
Get out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
Wow, Wow, Okay, a bad overstayer. Yeah, a couch that's
a couch surfer, Isn't it all right? It's a little poll.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
Is that the podcast done? Because I'm basting for a pose?
Last thing for a pose? Jesus, give us a review.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
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