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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The z M Podcast Network, Fleas and Hayley's little bit
of Pod Treat yourself to mcassae coffee with my macas rewards.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to a little bit of pod over the long weekend.
We are dissecting.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Your lists of those you have slipt.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
With, because this is the thing girls keep bless. I
had no idea. I mean I knew the person had
a you know, the odd list. He's gone that little
black book back in the day. Yeah. Yeah, it's all notes,
and you know they're very thorough.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I mention of two days ago, I was running out
my list and I was just running through the names
and it was like Fletchborne and they knew about that
week week?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Was it last through? No? Remember my Mark slash Martin
was Mark or Martin Fleshorn. You're not sure which one? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Oh my god? Yeah, even a passion. Yeah, we we
as the screenshot. Your last names have been redacted. People
have redacted names first one.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
There is one today where we're reading no names redacted,
but very just first no identify as long as it's
not identifiable.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Name like I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, okay, there's some European names in this list. Okay,
this one is just titled boys, which in the case
some of the existing of a list called girls. Yeah,
six on our Hands boys Matt Leon, Marty, Trent, Wixie,
(01:28):
Danny Andrew e U s A oz to Kyle I
O S.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
What the updates system like? The latest? Yeah, the latest iPhone?
Have you updated? To Kyle iOS?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I'm not on kyl background. He might have been on
I S. This person is has screen captain senter and
I can see they're on a Samsung or an Android phone. Okay,
so maybe he had iOS.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
But why would you put that there.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
It's kind of overseas center. Yeah, Nis Yeah, Italian.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Okay, so restarting the Night of the Last Kay Yigit
Alex Bogie b o g g I Stelios.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Oh, these are sounding quite hot.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I think she might have visited Italy because then it
says vitally stasis Greek, which might be more of an
indication of the Haley she is just. I's just everyone
slavers of the world fucking their way around the Mediterranean.
According to the Greek ion michaal my Goshepher, someone's done
(02:38):
a Kenticky Yeah, yeah, maybe Adam Josh Stretch, Shlo Brady
John Kebvans sug Or Patrick su. Yeah, God, that sounds
like she's come home now. Patrick. She lived Europe when
she went from Shiloh to Brady John Kevin So.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Patrick, Oh that congratulations on that.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
That's fine. This lists so fun.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
That's nice. Wow, we've got some I've got some brown
right up your rally. The next one is called Shags.
Here we go, Shags want to make it. It comes
from an iPhone and it was screen check captured at
six o four pm. Okay shags. One Brazilian with weird costume.
(03:21):
Two my Brazilian. Okay, okay, my Brazilian. Three Brazilian from
Latino party.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh my god, this sounds.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
You want to know the worst thing, well, number four,
worst shag ever, short white guy. Oh come back.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You can't go to great Brazilians in a row and
sleep with a white, short white king and spect this
stuff you're gonna get. I'm sorry, the worst shag ever. Yes,
til they go back to Brazil.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Christ of the Redeemer up on that mountain and he's like,
just so, that's very He's not asking for redemption. He's like,
it's judgic. I fucking told you, Hey, four was worship.
I gave a white guy five d that's all. It's
his sex.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Look at it.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
We're about to get at the national again. La is
a gentleman, fuck sex. Nigerian Ah seven, Lebanese god eight,
Argentinian thirty seven. Yep, she's Nations Iraqi.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Ten.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
We're back to Brazil babies Brazilian. Number four eleven Afghanistani refugee.
I should you know that?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Says, Look, look it's on the list. It's on the list. Yeah,
what it's on the.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
List Afghanistan Afghanis Afghani refugee.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
She sort of got a real melting pot.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
He doesn't she Number twelve guy from Chili. That was
a prick. And then thirteen the final on the list,
lucky thirteen Ethiopian.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh, I'm just saying I was presenting this to the jury,
I'd say I see a pattern here. I see a pattern,
and I'm not mad about it.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Some of those are making me take a deep breath,
you know, so to speak.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I'm just saying, there's a lot of correlation between Correlation
is not causations a statistician, Where can I can say
that because I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Qualified, you're not a qualified.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Qualified statistician. But I'm just saying, if you put it
up against the list of the big cocks, wish those listens.
I'm just saying, there's a lot as a Van diagram
of people. She's sleeping with countries, and she's considerable.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Overlap, quite an overlap.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Were shagging a short wig? I really?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah? The short I kind of put her off by
the sounds of it.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, she went back to browntown this list I have initials, yeah,
name redacted initials, a star rating, and a brief description.
Contest number one three stars, first love.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Would you You wouldn't know that that was three stars yet,
would you?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
She might come back and adjusted, Yeah, I think.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You're started at five and then laid it down the track.
She's it was actually three.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Well, next straight from a three five the emoji that
is a massive smile with a huge tongue hanging out.
Oh yeah, okay, an enigma two egg plants, So they
don't only get five stars?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
So is there other ratings with more egg plants? Okay?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
The only time you're going to see the egg plants.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
On the West found out biggest d Yeah, a bomb
beautiful deck two not just a massive one number three
three stars, b was three stars rebound lived ages away.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
If four stars second live emoji of like the cute
hearts nice we do.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
We agree that three is all right, Three is all right.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Three is better than nothing, Three is better than two,
but sometimes two you probably could have just had a one. Yeah,
I know you could have saved time. Yeah, my legs
for this, yeah exactly. Is next on the list four
stars Russian hotty with a Subaru w R.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Ex amazing that Russian Holly three stars.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Sorry no, I was gonna say this. We should get
people to screench at what people are saved in their
phone as guy w R e X. That's how you
save them in your phone as well.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Our next is a three star initial d hot but
a renegade. Oh yeah, oh we like the bad boys
sometimes w one star w tall but very eck pre
and post, oh yeah, and post that clarity.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
If we've earned anything from our previous list, it's go
back to Brazil.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Does she tip a tone Brazil?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
No Brazilians on the list, but we are going to
Ireland next.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Okay, K is a three star Irish bossy and quick
Oh okay.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Okay T three stars six e a f but again
too quick.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Okay, take your time, boys down.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
We're going to Czecho, Slovakia for the next one, the
Czech Republic. I'm not sure they were born. Yeahigh separation,
four stars for k check but shady as fuck force
like good fuck but shady. Now we're seeing a return
here to the one star. You'll remember one star last
time was tall but ex pre and post yep tall
(08:21):
one star d a total funk with one that one
out of ten. I think she's got a thing for
tall boys always landing for her because she's mentioned that
these one stars get her in with the tour, the
tall boys. Maybe they get a bit of an ego
about us. Yeah, you know h is next four stars
Army beef cake salute emoji, dribblemouth.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Oh yeah right, that's good.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
H Is next, Yeah that was Army p Is Next
four Stars taught me some ship.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh wow, okay, nice little son something yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
H two stars tall yep, but fast and had durry breath.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Breath.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Also the tall boys and the fast Vinn diagram. They're
really crossing over.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Next one star. Guess what what that tall?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah is a one star Tall but a narc red flag,
red flag, n A r C and capitals like narcotics
has narcotics rather than ancotics unit or maybe called or
maybe called like the Dobbin police line.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, maybe yeah, when she left something on the side table.
The penultimate person on this list is s Yeah, four
stars excellent has some issues. That's all right, we want
who doesn't.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Yeah. Last person on the last a four stars my
forever love, heart eyes engagement for you?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Do you the fiance seen that list? Four?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
There is four, not five? The five was the enigma?
Five is magulary? What five is not?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
The manual? Yeah, but there is?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
I want to know I'm five?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Do you hear it? Sometimes? Sometimes you just I don't
think I'm five. Sometimes you've got talk and I have
to talky. You just got to settle down for a
four years.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Absolutely, Especially the last list. Were you telling me that
you calve if you could jumping up the half of
Brazil and Ethiopia, that you're going to be five?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
No dulling madness? All right. The next one and the
last one for today stringe shot from an android. I
don't know why this has become a thing. I think
it's because of after iOS. Yeah, we have to address
what kind of this was screen captured at eighteen minutes
past six with eighty five percent battery life.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah, you're not at court, you're not giving.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Twenty past sex.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
You've got eighty five percent battery. You're doing good. I
think you've had an afternoon charge.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
You've been plugging in at work.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
In two thousand and nine JF Kiwi, Yeah, no rankings here,
we just got a last twenty ten JN also a
Kiwi yep twenty eleven MH Kiwi. Now I'm thinking that
there might have been a relationship ship because there was
a four year break twenty fifteen RL Kiwi and e
H Kiwi. Now I think we're off on oe because
(11:03):
in twenty eighteen again.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Brazil, Brazil, Brazil, Brazil.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Fortunately not a freak cut unfortunately cut her Irish.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Do you have that list play the way of though?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Oh yeah, but yes, carry on, Ah, it's just a
question mark. We don't know ours last initial or country
the whole okay, BP Kiwi r V Brett twenty nineteen.
It moves on to MM Kiwi, r C Kiwi, sm Irish.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I don't like the initials like you.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Got Irish people than may. I'm a bit jealous. You
know I like my Irishman.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, I know you do.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Now there's a break from twenty nineteen to twenty twenty
two where we come in hot Okay, great j T
Kwe twenty six. Yeah, is this an age? Do you
think maybe TF Kiwi nineteen Now this person has been
keeping this list since two thousand and nine, so we've
got to we've got a yngie, so you know they
(11:55):
might be sleeping with someone a little bit younger than Yeah,
flitch your comment, Hey, you'll comment, how do you com
I always go older, you go older?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah, Fletcher are Yeah, because you're with that sixty five
year old at the moment and you love it. It's
the best thing. I like, he'd be blowing my mind.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Next after the nineteen year old Kiwi, if p bootleg
Gozzi twenty eight, if he bootleg a bootleg Goussie bootleg
maybe bootlegue jeans, maybe had a boot league geno Oh yeah,
maybe could be lb KI twenty six, lb K twenty
j H who was a Brett twenty twenty three seeds
the return to news to the New Zealand Six People
Speak part and that's the one that I because that's
(12:34):
got a Kiwi and Irish and Ossie, a Kiwi and
a Scott.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
No Scott. So finally on the bad not enough Brazilian.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
And I'm afraid so there isn't because in twenty twenty
four I went B C K WE thirty C s
Q twenty seven, s m K twenty three, L s
Ossie twenty three.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I didn't like the initials of that list. If I'm
going to give a review, I like a nickname. Yes,
it is a description that do a description, because.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah, beach guy.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Now just to just as a back in reference for
penis size around the world, here's your top ten.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
This is the one the lest you read out one.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
This is a freshened one from twenty twenty four because
it used to be Ecuador.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
They have dropped. So here's your two team.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
But that banana disease.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, climate change is getting colder, okay. Cameroon, Colombia, Lebanon.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
This is working down to Upe.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Cameroon, Colombia, Lebanon, Venezuela, Nigeria, Ghana, Republic of the Congo, Ecuador,
Dr Congo and Sudan is number one.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Right?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Do you want the shortest?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Nah, it's not.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Here.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
We'll be back tomorrow with more of these. We were
examining people's lists, the apparently people keeping lists of who
they have people I forgot. We went on live radio, yeah,
because people might just be tuning.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
No.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
No, they chose to be here.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
They chose to be you know how you know it's
a podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Fuck, oh I just say that
The z M Podcast Network, Fleas and Hayley's little bit
of Pod Treat yourself to mcassae coffee with my macas rewards.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to a little bit of pod over the long weekend.
We are dissecting.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Your lists of those you have slipt.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
With, because this is the thing girls keep bless. I
had no idea. I mean I knew the person had
a you know, the odd list. He's gone that little
black book back in the day. Yeah. Yeah, it's all notes,
and you know they're very thorough.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I mention of two days ago, I was running out
my list and I was just running through the names
and it was like Fletchborne and they knew about that
week week?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Was it last through? No? Remember my Mark slash Martin
was Mark or Martin Fleshorn. You're not sure which one? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Oh my god? Yeah, even a passion. Yeah, we we
as the screenshot. Your last names have been redacted. People
have redacted names first one.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
There is one today where we're reading no names redacted,
but very just first no identify as long as it's
not identifiable.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Name like I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, okay, there's some European names in this list. Okay,
this one is just titled boys, which in the case
some of the existing of a list called girls. Yeah,
six on our Hands boys Matt Leon, Marty, Trent, Wixie,
(01:28):
Danny Andrew e U s A oz to Kyle I
O S.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
What the updates system like? The latest? Yeah, the latest iPhone?
Have you updated? To Kyle iOS?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I'm not on kyl background. He might have been on
I S. This person is has screen captain senter and
I can see they're on a Samsung or an Android phone. Okay,
so maybe he had iOS.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
But why would you put that there.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
It's kind of overseas center. Yeah, Nis Yeah, Italian.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Okay, so restarting the Night of the Last Kay Yigit
Alex Bogie b o g g I Stelios.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Oh, these are sounding quite hot.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I think she might have visited Italy because then it
says vitally stasis Greek, which might be more of an
indication of the Haley she is just. I's just everyone
slavers of the world fucking their way around the Mediterranean.
According to the Greek ion michaal my Goshepher, someone's done
(02:38):
a Kenticky Yeah, yeah, maybe Adam Josh Stretch, Shlo Brady
John Kebvans sug Or Patrick su. Yeah, God, that sounds
like she's come home now. Patrick. She lived Europe when
she went from Shiloh to Brady John Kevin So.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Patrick, Oh that congratulations on that.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
That's fine. This lists so fun.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
That's nice. Wow, we've got some I've got some brown
right up your rally. The next one is called Shags.
Here we go, Shags want to make it. It comes
from an iPhone and it was screen check captured at
six o four pm. Okay shags. One Brazilian with weird costume.
(03:21):
Two my Brazilian. Okay, okay, my Brazilian. Three Brazilian from
Latino party.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh my god, this sounds.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
You want to know the worst thing, well, number four,
worst shag ever, short white guy. Oh come back.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You can't go to great Brazilians in a row and
sleep with a white, short white king and spect this
stuff you're gonna get. I'm sorry, the worst shag ever. Yes,
til they go back to Brazil.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Christ of the Redeemer up on that mountain and he's like,
just so, that's very He's not asking for redemption. He's like,
it's judgic. I fucking told you, Hey, four was worship.
I gave a white guy five d that's all. It's
his sex.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Look at it.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
We're about to get at the national again. La is
a gentleman, fuck sex. Nigerian Ah seven, Lebanese god eight,
Argentinian thirty seven. Yep, she's Nations Iraqi.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Ten.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
We're back to Brazil babies Brazilian. Number four eleven Afghanistani refugee.
I should you know that?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Says, Look, look it's on the list. It's on the list. Yeah,
what it's on the.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
List Afghanistan Afghanis Afghani refugee.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
She sort of got a real melting pot.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
He doesn't she Number twelve guy from Chili. That was
a prick. And then thirteen the final on the list,
lucky thirteen Ethiopian.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh, I'm just saying I was presenting this to the jury,
I'd say I see a pattern here. I see a pattern,
and I'm not mad about it.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Some of those are making me take a deep breath,
you know, so to speak.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I'm just saying, there's a lot of correlation between Correlation
is not causations a statistician, Where can I can say
that because I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Qualified, you're not a qualified.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Qualified statistician. But I'm just saying, if you put it
up against the list of the big cocks, wish those listens.
I'm just saying, there's a lot as a Van diagram
of people. She's sleeping with countries, and she's considerable.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Overlap, quite an overlap.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Were shagging a short wig? I really?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah? The short I kind of put her off by
the sounds of it.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, she went back to browntown this list I have initials, yeah,
name redacted initials, a star rating, and a brief description.
Contest number one three stars, first love.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Would you You wouldn't know that that was three stars yet,
would you?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
She might come back and adjusted, Yeah, I think.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You're started at five and then laid it down the track.
She's it was actually three.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Well, next straight from a three five the emoji that
is a massive smile with a huge tongue hanging out.
Oh yeah, okay, an enigma two egg plants, So they
don't only get five stars?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
So is there other ratings with more egg plants? Okay?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
The only time you're going to see the egg plants.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
On the West found out biggest d Yeah, a bomb
beautiful deck two not just a massive one number three
three stars, b was three stars rebound lived ages away.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
If four stars second live emoji of like the cute
hearts nice we do.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
We agree that three is all right, Three is all right.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Three is better than nothing, Three is better than two,
but sometimes two you probably could have just had a one. Yeah,
I know you could have saved time. Yeah, my legs
for this, yeah exactly. Is next on the list four
stars Russian hotty with a Subaru w R.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Ex amazing that Russian Holly three stars.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Sorry no, I was gonna say this. We should get
people to screench at what people are saved in their
phone as guy w R e X. That's how you
save them in your phone as well.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Our next is a three star initial d hot but
a renegade. Oh yeah, oh we like the bad boys
sometimes w one star w tall but very eck pre
and post, oh yeah, and post that clarity.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
If we've earned anything from our previous list, it's go
back to Brazil.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Does she tip a tone Brazil?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
No Brazilians on the list, but we are going to
Ireland next.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Okay, K is a three star Irish bossy and quick
Oh okay.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Okay T three stars six e a f but again
too quick.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Okay, take your time, boys down.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
We're going to Czecho, Slovakia for the next one, the
Czech Republic. I'm not sure they were born. Yeahigh separation,
four stars for k check but shady as fuck force
like good fuck but shady. Now we're seeing a return
here to the one star. You'll remember one star last
time was tall but ex pre and post yep tall
(08:21):
one star d a total funk with one that one
out of ten. I think she's got a thing for
tall boys always landing for her because she's mentioned that
these one stars get her in with the tour, the
tall boys. Maybe they get a bit of an ego
about us. Yeah, you know h is next four stars
Army beef cake salute emoji, dribblemouth.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Oh yeah right, that's good.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
H Is next, Yeah that was Army p Is Next
four Stars taught me some ship.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh wow, okay, nice little son something yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
H two stars tall yep, but fast and had durry breath.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Breath.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Also the tall boys and the fast Vinn diagram. They're
really crossing over.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Next one star. Guess what what that tall?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah is a one star Tall but a narc red flag,
red flag, n A r C and capitals like narcotics
has narcotics rather than ancotics unit or maybe called or
maybe called like the Dobbin police line.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, maybe yeah, when she left something on the side table.
The penultimate person on this list is s Yeah, four
stars excellent has some issues. That's all right, we want
who doesn't.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Yeah. Last person on the last a four stars my
forever love, heart eyes engagement for you?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Do you the fiance seen that list? Four?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
There is four, not five? The five was the enigma?
Five is magulary? What five is not?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
The manual? Yeah, but there is?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
I want to know I'm five?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Do you hear it? Sometimes? Sometimes you just I don't
think I'm five. Sometimes you've got talk and I have
to talky. You just got to settle down for a
four years.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Absolutely, Especially the last list. Were you telling me that
you calve if you could jumping up the half of
Brazil and Ethiopia, that you're going to be five?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
No dulling madness? All right. The next one and the
last one for today stringe shot from an android. I
don't know why this has become a thing. I think
it's because of after iOS. Yeah, we have to address
what kind of this was screen captured at eighteen minutes
past six with eighty five percent battery life.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah, you're not at court, you're not giving.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Twenty past sex.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
You've got eighty five percent battery. You're doing good. I
think you've had an afternoon charge.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
You've been plugging in at work.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
In two thousand and nine JF Kiwi, Yeah, no rankings here,
we just got a last twenty ten JN also a
Kiwi yep twenty eleven MH Kiwi. Now I'm thinking that
there might have been a relationship ship because there was
a four year break twenty fifteen RL Kiwi and e
H Kiwi. Now I think we're off on oe because
(11:03):
in twenty eighteen again.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Brazil, Brazil, Brazil, Brazil.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Fortunately not a freak cut unfortunately cut her Irish.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Do you have that list play the way of though?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Oh yeah, but yes, carry on, Ah, it's just a
question mark. We don't know ours last initial or country
the whole okay, BP Kiwi r V Brett twenty nineteen.
It moves on to MM Kiwi, r C Kiwi, sm Irish.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I don't like the initials like you.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Got Irish people than may. I'm a bit jealous. You
know I like my Irishman.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, I know you do.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Now there's a break from twenty nineteen to twenty twenty
two where we come in hot Okay, great j T
Kwe twenty six. Yeah, is this an age? Do you
think maybe TF Kiwi nineteen Now this person has been
keeping this list since two thousand and nine, so we've
got to we've got a yngie, so you know they
(11:55):
might be sleeping with someone a little bit younger than Yeah,
flitch your comment, Hey, you'll comment, how do you com
I always go older, you go older?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah, Fletcher are Yeah, because you're with that sixty five
year old at the moment and you love it. It's
the best thing. I like, he'd be blowing my mind.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Next after the nineteen year old Kiwi, if p bootleg
Gozzi twenty eight, if he bootleg a bootleg Goussie bootleg
maybe bootlegue jeans, maybe had a boot league geno Oh yeah,
maybe could be lb KI twenty six, lb K twenty
j H who was a Brett twenty twenty three seeds
the return to news to the New Zealand Six People
Speak part and that's the one that I because that's
(12:34):
got a Kiwi and Irish and Ossie, a Kiwi and
a Scott.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
No Scott. So finally on the bad not enough Brazilian.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
And I'm afraid so there isn't because in twenty twenty
four I went B C K WE thirty C s
Q twenty seven, s m K twenty three, L s
Ossie twenty three.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I didn't like the initials of that list. If I'm
going to give a review, I like a nickname. Yes,
it is a description that do a description, because.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah, beach guy.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Now just to just as a back in reference for
penis size around the world, here's your top ten.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
This is the one the lest you read out one.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
This is a freshened one from twenty twenty four because
it used to be Ecuador.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
They have dropped. So here's your two team.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
But that banana disease.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, climate change is getting colder, okay. Cameroon, Colombia, Lebanon.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
This is working down to Upe.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Cameroon, Colombia, Lebanon, Venezuela, Nigeria, Ghana, Republic of the Congo, Ecuador,
Dr Congo and Sudan is number one.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Right?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Do you want the shortest?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Nah, it's not.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Here.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
We'll be back tomorrow with more of these. We were
examining people's lists, the apparently people keeping lists of who
they have people I forgot. We went on live radio, yeah,
because people might just be tuning.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
No.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
No, they chose to be here.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
They chose to be you know how you know it's
a podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Fuck, oh I just say that
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