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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, Fleechwood and Hayley's Little Bit
of Pod Treat yourself to mcafe coffee with my machas rewards.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to a little bit of Pod.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
We are delving this long weekend into people's lists because
we I didn't fletch and I were in the dark.
We don't know people keeping a list.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Girls girls keeps least, and we share lists by the
mind's very short flitch crashed Excel when he tried to
do his.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Relate his speeches.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
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line and sound. You don'ts around anymore. Try to auto
add the cells and it just keeps crashing. I have
it's a row measure. I have submitted a bug with
Microsoft and they are working onto it.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
It.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
This one I want to start with is really interesting
because it's not a traditional sort of list.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Two parts of the list. When they sleep with someone,
they put a X beside their the letter that their
name started with. Okay, because they're trying to conquer the
whole a bit right right, let us below the most
common alphabet letters. She says, so, C, D, F, G, H, J, K, L, M,

(01:11):
n O Owen. It's got to be Owen, right, Oliver no,
P no q R S T covered U.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
V Quentin Quentin.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
How they left P and the UV going to w
x y Z none, but the others have all got yeah.
Also in this is the numbers in total, and the
names and the dates that it happened, right, and if
it happened, If it happened once, it was a dash,

(01:44):
If it happened more than once, it was two dashes together,
and if it was somewhat of a relationship, it had
a plus beside it.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
It's got them listed in a chronological order. Also their
name and when it happened, right, Okay, so that's their story,
and then also their year. For example, twenty ten has
a one beside it. Yep, then there's a break twenty eleven,
twelve nothing, twenty thirteen one.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Well, they didn't have six for they were in a.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Relationship, because you can correspond to the other parts of
the list and see that they were in someone of
a relationship. Wow, that's an organized person. Twenty fourteen. You
remember twenty thirteen, we were at one twenty fourteen seven sexual
partners nice the year nice twenty fifteen two, twenty sixteen three.
This is per month, right, I know, per the entire year, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
This is the morning, noon, and night, or we're just
doing mornings.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
So twenty sixteen, three, twenty seventeen, four, twenty eighteen four,
Here we go, twenty nineteen, six, twenty twenty you remember, yeah,
down yep three, twenty twenty one, we're out of the
lockdowns five, twenty twenty two, Sex twenty twenty three.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Two.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
What a fascinating list. That's a great it's very thorough,
very thorough.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Oh and if they were from a different country, she
puts the flag of the country beside them.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
To give me some countries.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
So what country has a blue square in the corner
Because it's so small, I can't see it's a screen
cat blue screw and the smaller looks like is that
some more?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Oh? Nice, hot, good work.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
I should have guess because I've crossed out the name.
But the last three letters of the last name are U,
G I. Oh yeah, that's it wasn't Luigi from Mario.
I don't believe what a list.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, I like the list that you're using. The emojis, Yeah,
they just scraped of emoji much sciss thousand words.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Has anyone done.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
A list that makes commentary on the aesthetics of the phallus?

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yes, various lists. I'm moving on to our second list now,
which is entitled Interactions. Okay, it has their name which
have been retracted yeap with a finger scuggle.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, I just sort.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Of did the names, didn't they what she'd mine in
the last episode?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Some of them sorry Kelly, Kelly and Kelly's flapmte somebody.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Some of them have descriptions beside them. So Lowell as
d someone in Lowell as the first one, then second, third,
fourth names nothing name, such a good thing. Fifth name
says and brackets beside it neighbor. And fourth year, oh yakay.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Oh fourth year. We're talking a lawyer or a doctor.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Good call by somebod wh's starting a little bit longer, yep,
nurse something. Sixth name just it says neighbor. Then the
next name starts with P. I can't see it, but
it says in brackets beside it timuru.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Oh okay, I love this.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Next one. The name starts with T, and in brackets
beside it it says South African dude, clingy, stay away.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Oh but you gotta write remind us sometimes.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Next one Irish dude, interesting character, Oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
One after that it's the accent, though it might have
been doing some heavy lifting.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
The yeah, maybe interesting character is not necessarily a bad
thing quirky. Next it just saysn't brackets English dude, the
side of redacted name. The next thing that says in
the next person and brackets the side of redacted name
news hub well inside scoop. There I was one after

(05:19):
that redacted name, and then brackets it says Hugo's Powell.
And then I'm just gonna run through. So each time
I stop, that's going to be a new name. Okay,
Quinn's flatmatee got COVID this night, lowll Be's friend p
e ou and then just pe okay, so p e
pe Be's friend best friends are really that's that's the

(05:40):
second lot of camera dude bogan. Next one's nice guy.
Then we've got dickhead one out of ten, oh one
out of tim The next one explain this to me
and brackets bad peck. Oh no, I missed the minus
bad pick minus ten out of ten, said picked ten
out of ten.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
I was like, oh, okay.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Next one Wally Boy, lovely guy, good time eight out
of ten.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Oh, Lolly Boys, the Walie Boys thing?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, did he work at a pizza place?

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Could have been the.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Same guy all that homeless guy called Simon on Cuba.
Tall guy. Next one, Tall guy intimidating weird vibes five
out of ten.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Okay, do you think he could have been like Scandinavian
or you know, some kind of.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
The Baltics or the the Mark with the humor and
they because they grew up on TV like the Tunnel,
you know those dark scandy shows. Yeah, it's just every ship.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Next one is random one, which was in town after
beer Fist. Random two was a random from the bog.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Is it the cross Church?

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Yeah, it's random from the good Next one, English Boy
was nice six out of ten. Oh yeah, Jim Boy
quick not good zero out of tin zero. Think about
those jim boys. See them and they're there and they're
peacocking around the gym is a game that is a
killer bod.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
But yeah, have you got can you last the distance?

Speaker 3 (07:07):
They wouldn't are you to do what an ugly guy
does because he knows he's ugly.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
They're staying up top.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, why are your on this thing up top? They're
on top.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
No, they're staying up top. That their heads staying around
your is.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Going to be face the first that took too long,
things moving down? Yeah, strong in the course, had to
put your head down strong Thou who shall not be named,
zero out of ten.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Next one is Perth Dude, no ranking, just the name
and Perth Dude, mystery man, Ossie dude from the Bogh.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
The Bog sounds like it's the hunting Ground.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Worst personality. It s his't brackets, it's an Irish bar.
Yeah that is cool. Earlier on it gets a bit
crazy later on.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Never again.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Negative one hundred for worst personality.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
And then the.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Lowest person on the list, the last person on the list.
Just the name, no, no, no comment.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Around they're still around them. That the new boyfriend could be.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Could be okay, could be fascinating lest this person has
a few people on the list. Very descriptive. I love this.
This is the next, This is the new list. This
is a new list. Name affected engineer, so smart also
ninety nine percent indestructible inside and out. May not pass
out drunk would win if no alcohols oh, but may
pass out drunk would win if no alcohol or drugs

(08:24):
are available. Okay, so she's saying, here's a guy, but
I mean she's giving.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Up poo there.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah, Portrios next one, engineering in so some smarts and
life experience may have a good chance currently third place.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
What so she's kind of like in some kind of
Hunger Games or kind of game show. Esc Yeah, she's
ranking them as if who's going to win the husbandry?

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Do you know what just cross my mind? As you
guys will be on some lists.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Or you will be two Yeah, I don't know all
on a list.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yeah, I'm not on many lists. You probably look at
me and be like this the guy that tore through
the pus, that's gonna do?

Speaker 4 (09:05):
I reckon, don't combine those words of DNA that didn't
make me.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Feel I.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Was killed up in the field possession. I wouldn't be
on many lists.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, yeah, I mean carry on.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
I'm picky and most of them are Christians. I just
love to challenge. What can I say? The hunt? The
next one is I hope he'll die first, but would
probably last a wee while mainly because of height. Now
that tells me he's a short king, because short kings
live longer than the tour boyk Okay, next one, she says,
strong boy and a lawyer, so has a good chance

(09:43):
of winning, really hooking up with some proficient two engineers
and yeah, Australian so would probably get attacked. Don't know
much about him, so he could die first.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Okay, doing a hunger game.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
She subsists with, no, I'm imagining if she she thinking
long term if they get married, like, is she going
to live longer? She's scared of dying first, or scared
of dying, so.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
It sounds like she's worried about some kind of new cloyer.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah. Next one would get distracted trying to spade a girl.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Oh yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Don't know if what I mean.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
I think she's thinking of a scenario and she's going, okay,
it's the Hunger Games, and she would die. He'd die
first out of everyone. Yeah, and this one would get
distracted trying to spade a girl.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Okay, so this, okay, this plays into your Hunger Games
through the next person on. This woman's last couldn't remember
where the party we were at was, so probably we'll
get lost and captured first. Yeah, Okay, has she gone
blue collar yet? Or is she's still staying professional. I
don't know that get captured.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
I think she's zombie apocalypse.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah, zombie. She's trying to find part for the end
of the world. And her final entry is sensible and
a teacher and also quite swift, so it would last
a while.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
I think swift, swift a little while.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Okay, swift and nimble.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Wow, what a buy?

Speaker 3 (11:01):
What I'm saying? All the lists are different, and this
is day this is day two because we heard Hailey's list. Yes,
we've heard from three people. We've got two more days
of these sorts of lists to get through. Pull apart,
not judge, not judge, but more judge, Like how you're
putting this list together?

Speaker 4 (11:17):
Oh yeah, we love that. We'll be back tomorrow by
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