November 13, 2024 • 6 mins
On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan shares some interesting septic tank finds (we use the word interesting pretty lightly here...)
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M Podcast Network, pleas would and Haley's little
bit of pod treat yourself to mcafe coffee with my
Macer's rewards.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to a little bit of pod.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Well, Yesterda'm a little bit of probably talked about Haley
septic tank today tank. Yeah, yeah, you're that you're you're
cleaning out today. I want to talk about an actual
septic tank because, as I do find myself quite often
dealing with somebody else's problem. There was a septic tank
issue at a shadow is dad's place that he's selling.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Now.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I was like, we've got to sort this out before
he gets sold. That's just good karma. Yeah, oh that's
really nice. Yeah. I was like, I'm going to sort
this out. It was stressful and everything. I took the
little off and for the second time and one calendar year,
I was inside a septic tank. Now people will again,
we'll probably be saying, vorn, don't climb into them because
the gases and there. Well, I wasn't deep down into it.
This is a different septic tank. This is a flash
(00:53):
septic tank, and everything comes all the waste water goes
into the first chamber and the heavy stuff sinks and
the water go into the next chamber, and then the
stuff that still in the water sinks down, and the
next one goes into the next chamber, and in the
end it goes through a thing and it goes out
into the garden. Oh, that's how that works in the garden.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Now you're just walking through your garden and you see
like a tampon or something.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Because it's just water.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Even when the see right through, it just looks like
slightly dirty pond water, okay, and then goes out.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Is it actually good for the gardens?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It is, as long as you don't use bleachers and
stuff in your washing machine.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
And you wouldn't use it if you're in a vegetable
garden because that would be gross.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I'm not any of my own poop carrots, yeah, exactly. Yeah.
I don't use it in visual garden flower gardens and stuff.
Maybe fruit trees, yeah, poop orange.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I don't want.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
We we figs, I.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Mane lawns and flowers and shrubs.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
It's not solf out.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, don't give me your poop FEGs. So, when I
was in there, because the pump was the problem, We're
trying to get the pump. The pump out of the end,
and I was in there, kind of like not down
in there, but I was standing in there, and I
kind of curious that it got the better of me.
While I was waiting for someone to go get the hose.
People look into the mainta and to the first bit
or all the heavy stuff sets, stuff sets. Guess what
wasn't there?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
A badger?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Not a badger, that's a human human badger, not a
human course, but not a bad place to put one.
You need to chop it up into such small bits
that when they did empty it could shoot up the
big trucks to hose. Tell us that the size of it.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
It almost need to blend. The body is what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
You need a body blender.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
You need a body like a neutral bullet, but super size,
serber size nutrition. And give us the size of the thing,
because I want to get there.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Multiple things. One of them was small but had no
business being flushed down and to no barb shouldn't be flushed.
I didn't see any of those. Not a toy truck,
not a toy to not a toy, not a six.
I didn't see any six to us. I figured that
sink butt plug they fly depending on the middle ones. Yeah,
(03:00):
I'm a glass butt plug guy. Well that's a great.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I'm more of a polystyrene butt plug guy and likes
a light.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, like traveler lot cover.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
He doesn't want to be adding weight to his baggage
allow ones with all these butt plugs, so he just
needs a nice polystyrne one.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
So one of the things was a cigarette lighter. It
could not have fit down any other plug, because that's
what I thought about. Where else is the water go
down for sink? It's got a finger to stop it?
The bathroom sink. The same the washroom scene.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Maybe someone was quitting smoking and they went, I'm throwing
the pack.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Well that's when they go the lighter in the pants.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
You set down to the toilet and it fell out
of the podcast and they were like, there's no way.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I wouldn't flush it, especially at accommodation.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
If it's an airbnb or accommodation, who gives.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
A ship not my problem. So a lighter was in there. Yeah,
pop lollipop sticks because I was like, what are these?
And I was like flicking them around with a stick, and.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
That'll be your kids giving them a hide and give
them a smell if it was the eighties be hiding.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Oh my god, pulled the belt out. The weirdest thing
was a full hand towel, like a tea towel or
like like you know when you wash your hands into
the bathroom and there's a little mini towel hung on
a thing beside that.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I know exactly what's happened. They've been staying at this
airbnb with friends.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
They've shaped themselves, They've gone to.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
The bathroom and they have done a horrendous shit. They
run out of toilet paper. It smells so bad that
they cannot holder out to someone to bring more toilet paper,
so they reach for the hand toout. They have smeared
themselves all over this thing, and they're like, what the
hell am I going to do with this? I'm just
gonna have to flush it, and they've flushed it.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I don't want to know about your improm here where
I could do a year sand but there's no mini
towel hanger and the toilet and the toilet is separate
from the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Shit.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Also, you came up with that story way too far.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
She's totally done. It is what we've said. I've done
a version of if you're own a a frame beach
house and New Charms.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Issue if I use my own underwear as toilet paper
in an emergency before and flushed it, Yes, I have okay,
and we can just move on from that story.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Good uneasel like not a tier undies.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Just the undies I had chosen on that day.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I'm so I'm sorry for your undies. A plastic bag
in there as well. Someone flashed a plastic bag come
on again so badly. It's gone all over the floor.
They've picked it up with a plastic bag and flushed.
I thought they might have put the towel in the
plastic bag to flush it. I just came undone while
it's floating around in there, because it could have been
floating around in there. For wrong with people flushing like
(05:39):
you're flushing a towel nine times out of ten, that's
going to block the toilet. Yeah, and then you're gonna
have a whole issue on your hands. Yeah, and then
your whole weekend in the airbnb is going to be
trying everything you possibly can before calling an emergency plumber.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You know that there's people that will fix us for you.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah, you didn't have to get in there.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
You didn't have to get in there, but.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I did get it working again, and man felt good.
It felt good, yeah, good to be like again. And
then I get to say I saved the day.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
And then ever wanted life waiting around other people's ship,
I'd rather just pay someone and not have to say
I saved the day.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
That's where we're wanting different people
The z M Podcast Network, pleas would and Haley's little
bit of pod treat yourself to mcafe coffee with my
Macer's rewards.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to a little bit of pod.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Well, Yesterda'm a little bit of probably talked about Haley
septic tank today tank. Yeah, yeah, you're that you're you're
cleaning out today. I want to talk about an actual
septic tank because, as I do find myself quite often
dealing with somebody else's problem. There was a septic tank
issue at a shadow is dad's place that he's selling.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Now.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I was like, we've got to sort this out before
he gets sold. That's just good karma. Yeah, oh that's
really nice. Yeah. I was like, I'm going to sort
this out. It was stressful and everything. I took the
little off and for the second time and one calendar year,
I was inside a septic tank. Now people will again,
we'll probably be saying, vorn, don't climb into them because
the gases and there. Well, I wasn't deep down into it.
This is a different septic tank. This is a flash
(00:53):
septic tank, and everything comes all the waste water goes
into the first chamber and the heavy stuff sinks and
the water go into the next chamber, and then the
stuff that still in the water sinks down, and the
next one goes into the next chamber, and in the
end it goes through a thing and it goes out
into the garden. Oh, that's how that works in the garden.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Now you're just walking through your garden and you see
like a tampon or something.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Because it's just water.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Even when the see right through, it just looks like
slightly dirty pond water, okay, and then goes out.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Is it actually good for the gardens?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It is, as long as you don't use bleachers and
stuff in your washing machine.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
And you wouldn't use it if you're in a vegetable
garden because that would be gross.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I'm not any of my own poop carrots, yeah, exactly. Yeah.
I don't use it in visual garden flower gardens and stuff.
Maybe fruit trees, yeah, poop orange.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I don't want.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
We we figs, I.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Mane lawns and flowers and shrubs.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
It's not solf out.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, don't give me your poop FEGs. So, when I
was in there, because the pump was the problem, We're
trying to get the pump. The pump out of the end,
and I was in there, kind of like not down
in there, but I was standing in there, and I
kind of curious that it got the better of me.
While I was waiting for someone to go get the hose.
People look into the mainta and to the first bit
or all the heavy stuff sets, stuff sets. Guess what
wasn't there?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
A badger?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Not a badger, that's a human human badger, not a
human course, but not a bad place to put one.
You need to chop it up into such small bits
that when they did empty it could shoot up the
big trucks to hose. Tell us that the size of it.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
It almost need to blend. The body is what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
You need a body blender.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
You need a body like a neutral bullet, but super size,
serber size nutrition. And give us the size of the thing,
because I want to get there.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Multiple things. One of them was small but had no
business being flushed down and to no barb shouldn't be flushed.
I didn't see any of those. Not a toy truck,
not a toy to not a toy, not a six.
I didn't see any six to us. I figured that
sink butt plug they fly depending on the middle ones. Yeah,
(03:00):
I'm a glass butt plug guy. Well that's a great.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I'm more of a polystyrene butt plug guy and likes
a light.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, like traveler lot cover.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
He doesn't want to be adding weight to his baggage
allow ones with all these butt plugs, so he just
needs a nice polystyrne one.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
So one of the things was a cigarette lighter. It
could not have fit down any other plug, because that's
what I thought about. Where else is the water go
down for sink? It's got a finger to stop it?
The bathroom sink. The same the washroom scene.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Maybe someone was quitting smoking and they went, I'm throwing
the pack.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Well that's when they go the lighter in the pants.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
You set down to the toilet and it fell out
of the podcast and they were like, there's no way.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I wouldn't flush it, especially at accommodation.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
If it's an airbnb or accommodation, who gives.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
A ship not my problem. So a lighter was in there. Yeah,
pop lollipop sticks because I was like, what are these?
And I was like flicking them around with a stick, and.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
That'll be your kids giving them a hide and give
them a smell if it was the eighties be hiding.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Oh my god, pulled the belt out. The weirdest thing
was a full hand towel, like a tea towel or
like like you know when you wash your hands into
the bathroom and there's a little mini towel hung on
a thing beside that.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I know exactly what's happened. They've been staying at this
airbnb with friends.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
They've shaped themselves, They've gone to.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
The bathroom and they have done a horrendous shit. They
run out of toilet paper. It smells so bad that
they cannot holder out to someone to bring more toilet paper,
so they reach for the hand toout. They have smeared
themselves all over this thing, and they're like, what the
hell am I going to do with this? I'm just
gonna have to flush it, and they've flushed it.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I don't want to know about your improm here where
I could do a year sand but there's no mini
towel hanger and the toilet and the toilet is separate
from the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Shit.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Also, you came up with that story way too far.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
She's totally done. It is what we've said. I've done
a version of if you're own a a frame beach
house and New Charms.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Issue if I use my own underwear as toilet paper
in an emergency before and flushed it, Yes, I have okay,
and we can just move on from that story.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Good uneasel like not a tier undies.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Just the undies I had chosen on that day.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I'm so I'm sorry for your undies. A plastic bag
in there as well. Someone flashed a plastic bag come
on again so badly. It's gone all over the floor.
They've picked it up with a plastic bag and flushed.
I thought they might have put the towel in the
plastic bag to flush it. I just came undone while
it's floating around in there, because it could have been
floating around in there. For wrong with people flushing like
(05:39):
you're flushing a towel nine times out of ten, that's
going to block the toilet. Yeah, and then you're gonna
have a whole issue on your hands. Yeah, and then
your whole weekend in the airbnb is going to be
trying everything you possibly can before calling an emergency plumber.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You know that there's people that will fix us for you.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah, you didn't have to get in there.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
You didn't have to get in there, but.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I did get it working again, and man felt good.
It felt good, yeah, good to be like again. And
then I get to say I saved the day.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
And then ever wanted life waiting around other people's ship,
I'd rather just pay someone and not have to say
I saved the day.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
That's where we're wanting different people
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