Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 15th November 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The Flesh, Wawne and Haley
Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe. The perfect start to
every day Playletvorn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Thanks Brand, Good morning, Welcome to the show, Fletge, Fawn
and Haley.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
It's two minutes past six.

Speaker 5 (00:20):
Happy Friday. Oh my god, a great news. Haley's back.
I am back from the colonoscopy. S slight snuffle. I've
got this morning. That's okay, this too shall pass. That's
what I've been saying.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Now joining us on the show after seven this morning.
Some of your favorite podcasters. Yeah, no such thing as
a fish. Yeah, and New Zealand did a show last
showand sol another one in Wellington going to christ Church.
They were originally when we booked this interview to promote
the shots.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
The show's completely sold out.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
They're just going to come and talk about the podcast,
which is one of New Zealand's most listened to podcasts.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
Yeah, it is. It's huge. It's been huge for years
as well.

Speaker 6 (01:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
They started on as writers right or they olves they
referred to. When Stephen Fryer hosted QI, he referred to
them as the QI alves that come up.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
With all the questions and tidbits and such.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah, and you started from there. They're doing a podcast
ten years ago. This is their ten year Yeah, a
big fan of no such thing as official right there
and after just a couple of them, yes, James Harkin
and Andrew only got a couple of microphones.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Yeah, they were like please, please please. All of us
were like, no, we just can't facilitate it.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
The top six on the way in New Zealand immigration
webs is it? Did they set up a special website
like New Zealand dot com or something like that. There's
been a huge influx and Americans looking at New Zealand
visa options.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Yes, it was as soon as Trump got elected. Yeah,
there was a rise in a number of searchers. Have
you seen so? One of them was how to move
to New Zealand? Another one was how do I change.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
My I know, right up there with did Joe Biden
drop out of the race, It's like, how do I.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
How do we want these people moving here?

Speaker 3 (02:08):
No offense to are American podcast listens good morning.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
They might be listening live radio after tech tech tech
tech tic tack.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
That's a there's a pin, that's the KPI bell fantastic
nominated the Yes so the original bell the first time
long time was the first time call a bell and
hot person, we're walking past the studio bell perfect the
kp I bell, Yes.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Slightly both at the same time. That's a perfect third.

Speaker 7 (02:39):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
That's a perfect third. And what means like on a
scale one three five would be.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
We need one that's five, be well, something very special.
The top sex of Americans? We do want, yes, okay,
because some of them are great. Some of them are great, right,
especially the ones listening now, you're the great one.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
They're the great one.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Maybe it should be number one all of our overseas
American podcast and TikTok fans.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. So a lot of them don't
understand us when we speak.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
That they just listen for like sort of a brown
noise affair of mini to go to sleep, Silly little
pole is coming up.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
It's all about how you tell your shoelaces because Shannon
he does loops and then put some baby yeah and
then goes would.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
You remember the double bunny thing you got to as
a kid and it was before you had.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
A more about it? So, but I was a very
Late Blue Moon. When it came to time Ye spirals puberty,
he was like twenty one.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Yeah, he's only he's got not that many pups now, no,
which is kind of lucky.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Yeah, Nicks on the show.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
We all know the importance of some block, but what
we don't know is it needs to be reapplied throughout
the day. Right there is a new product that's going
to help us.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Play z in Fletchborne and Hailey, The Flinch and Haley Show,
So you should FLEI.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Rite about us not from New Zealand, though they do
call it the like the Fletchford and Haley's Zidi in
Breakfast Morning show or something. I saw someone writing it
about writing about me actually in Australia and they wrote
she hosts on the Fletchborne and Hailey Morning Breakfast Show.
It's like, no, I don't anyway, we do. I think

(04:20):
you do. What are you doing? This is a job,
This is a job, just sketching up with my homies
right now. Summer is around the corner. And we have
been told time and time again, sun block, sunblock, sunblock, sunblock,
especially in New Zealand. For God's sake, we don't have it.
We don't have an ozone layer. We get burned ten
minutes and severely. But sunblock doesn't just last forever. And

(04:42):
this was a huge thing in the beauty world because
everyone's like, sunblocks your number one, you know, gift to
your skin. So we put some block on it. Well,
mine's like four point thirty in the morning, and then
we're like, yeah, I've got some block on. And then
by the time we gets a lunchtime, UV index is
very high.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
You don't have any protection.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
Yeah, but I put some block on today, You've got
to reapply. There is new product called UV detection stickers.
They're cute. They come in heart, star, circle, and like
cloud shapes and you put them on your body and
as the sun kind of goes on it and is
on it for a while, it changes color when it

(05:18):
tells you it's time to replay your something. But aren't
you're going to have like a star or a heart. Yeah,
well that's why they've made them cute shapes. Yeah, so
if you like you ten really easily if you had
it on your arm and it was there to tell you, hey, fletch,
it's time to reap. It doesn't speak, by the way.
It doesn't built speakers, does it not connection? Shave one

(05:39):
trying to put on my sound block? No, I don't
know why it's from New York either that I would
want that accent. Oh my god, it's hot in here,
for God's sake. No, yeah, you do it, but you'd
just be left with a cute little could you put
it on?

Speaker 4 (05:53):
It detects your sunscreen?

Speaker 5 (05:56):
Yeah, and it's like or does it takes the UV?
And how long you've been in it? So you would
put on your sun block and put.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
That on it the same so that you put on
over top of the somebody it's always do you need
to be putting this on your skin? Like, couldn't you
just put it on your T shirt sleeve? Because if
it's just detecting u V and it changes color after
a certain amount of time, save you having a US.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
This is for kids, oh it simply.

Speaker 8 (06:24):
No.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Girlies are loving this.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Oh yeah, but initially these were for kids, right, and
the girlies are just like, I'm.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Going, this is packet. This is very much for women
of my age.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Okay, but not because you're talking about a product that
as a parent I have been aware of.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Oh really yeah these things? Yeah, well this is like yeah,
and that's.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Why I think it has been because the girlies are
like anti GQ. I get a little a little fake
my arm here. That won't last forever, but I can
put Taylor swift lyrics inside it.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
What it does last's right. And because people.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Would do it sunscrewing up their kids, slap one of
those on send them to KNDy candy would be like
trying to reapply or like school. Early's still a bit
weird that you're not like a pack of mince, you know,
with a sticker. But do you know you are a
pe if you stay out in the sun too long.
It's yeah, you're a big package.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
Yeah you're chicken. This on special bone removed. I am
chicken thized, bowless, skinless.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
That's the best chicken. Thank you, best chicken. And I'm
asge fatty cut of me. Now you're a gristly sausage.
You're reduced to clear your sausage with hooves included. I'll
take I'll take that. That's better than what I.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Was hoping for, just a pack of trotters.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
I was going to be gravy beef and those really
big chunks gravy bee gravy beef.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
So but this is like, have you noticed I've seen
this quite a lot. Do you know those pimple patches
that went viral like they were a Korean skincare you
know Holy Grail? And you put the little circle patch
on a pimple that draws out the impurities. You remove
it and it's kind of sucked it dry.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Work.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
Yes, when I first heard Actne, I use them all
the time. It was amazing. But now I see girlies
and you'll notice if we go and get a little
breakfast after work sometimes one of the girlies working there
she has them and they're like not trying to hide them.
They're like hearts and stars and no, it's not like Nellie,

(08:20):
like a sticker like Nellie. Yeah, anyway, I think it's
a cute because some block is very, very important, says
the girl who has been ignoring her email from mole
Map for the last two years.

Speaker 9 (08:31):
Plays ms fledgeborn and Hailey, silly little.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
Poole silly, It is so silly, silly, silly.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
That silly little poo silly lit poo.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
Silly little pole silly.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Let's say a little pole.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
You're about to see the Vorn effect and if I
choose something effect if I outwardly side with something. Before
I asked people to pick a side, the people follow away.
You don't think that though, No, I think this is
just the way everybody does. This is just your start
of the majority after I started doing it.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
This is this is you having never been part of
a minority. This is you being a man of the majority.
I'm the major, you're the shepherd.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Follow me. But I'm saying it's definitely a majority would
have tied, but maybe I swayed the other places.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
Yeah, look what I've done.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
Look at my influence on this. I ruined it. Guys,
focus and leading them one way.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
There was an instructional video we asked, how do you
tie your shoelaces?

Speaker 5 (09:42):
A baby or an adult? Should have been the option?

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Learn to tie it like a baby. I was a
late bloomer because I love my valkro.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
This is how shon. How would you describe how you funny?

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Is?

Speaker 10 (09:54):
Funny is which I think is the gift bow way,
which is why I do it like that.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
I think it looks a lot pretty time I gifts
like a shoelace. I did not know I was a baby.
Boy did the listeners. Let me know.

Speaker 10 (10:08):
I've been called five, I've been called six and called
eight multiple times.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Wow, Okay, Jade Arnold taught me to time my shows.
When I was nine, nine nine nine.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
Nine ms, we were on skitches before the.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Bullets. Yeah, I love out crosses. I still would.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
Did you have a less eck spirally nine nine? That
is so dumb? Yeah, real thicker. When I was nine,
I was already riding motorcycle hading the clubs. Do you
know what I mean? Grow up?

Speaker 4 (10:43):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
I was on a Harley on my way to the
clubs and place place, and what's up for the night
is like, what can you get? You? Like an orange juice?
Because I'm a tough kid, make a double can handle
a no? Because I want more on the side because

(11:11):
I'm another piece orange.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
So how do you tell your shoelaceers Vaughan's way or
as we're established, not Vorughn's way, the normal way, the
normal way? Yeah eighty six percent? Yeah, nine percent said
Shannon's way. Now, if you're doing the mass, we're missing
three percent who voted for.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
Other O the other?

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Do you think double knotts? Do you think it was
double knotters is what you do after you've done the
initial Yeah.

Speaker 10 (11:42):
Do you think it's those people who don't cross over
and do the tie before they do the bows?

Speaker 5 (11:49):
The bow? Yeah, simbel roared up the box. It'll come
on two seconds.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Yeah, what about I was also thinking for those people
that leave their shoes done up with the laces going
straight up, cross purely the them open and slipped their
foot and there's a bit of lace dangling around.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
No, but you've still got to do it. Not, you
still know because that's how you do marching boots as
a cross a cross up and then pull it time. Well,
the results the feedback, which.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Way do I click?

Speaker 5 (12:17):
Here?

Speaker 4 (12:18):
It's my first time music on computer.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
Oh you're doing so well, Vorn.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
I don't need a hack when tying the shoes. Simple elegance,
Simple elegance. That's a stable knot, my man? Is that
what that's called? Is that what a stable knot? Must
be named after? Legendary broadcaster and staples I believe so. Yeah,
invented shoes. Yeah, I tilt Vorn, but I taught my
kids Shannon a way because it seems easier for them

(12:43):
because it's got a story.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
Eight. But you don't want them to be nine and
thick like Vall. I think both of them had a
story something rather than Bunny the bunny Bunny is and
then around and.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Under the hood.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Yeah, ah, has Shannon got rocks in her head? Becker said,
Bunny is aka Shannon's way Aka, I'm just a thirty
six year.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
Old, cold child trying to make it in an adult world.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
Yeah, it's hard out there.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
You got to chuck your single it on you, those
rocks around in your head, and you've got to get
out there.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
You've got to go to bed because you're showing off.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yeah, you've got to have a rest this afternoon if
you want to go out tonight. That's right, that sort
of thing which seemed like punishment as a child, But
oh it's must.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
We must a pre night out. I must.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
I won't make it.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
I am lazy.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
I've got pre tite elastic laces for easy, quick and
quick on the move.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
It's from Sister fran. Do you think she's of the cloth?

Speaker 3 (13:43):
She could be of the cloth in front, sure as
a nun in the habit really?

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (13:50):
Does she mind that we give our lesbian listeners a
personal greeting every morning or Good morning to our listeners
of the Cloth.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
I don't know how many listeners of the class cloth
we have, well, probably not many. After what you've said
and what you've said, yeah, shows catholic, and what you've said.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
As the show's catholic, what you've said is horrendous. Yeah,
I know. Yeah, I'm full of regret.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Now.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Sister friend Emily said, Shannon's are surely going to come
on down within twelve seconds, aren't they?

Speaker 5 (14:19):
Yeah, you double them, still.

Speaker 10 (14:21):
Yeah, still double. We're just debating the method, the initial method.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
I'm left handed and I could never figure out watching
a right handed person tie shoelacer, so I had to
teach myself to do Shannon's technique. My husband, however, has
toward our kids how to do it the proper way.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
You just switch switch. I just loop in the right
and then wrap with the left and with the left
and wrap with the right right. I don't know. I
don't think about it too much, and we've overthought it.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Shannon's way case closed. Finally she's right about something. Give her.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
It was a compliment.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
As they hugged you and said, well down, they put
a knife in your kidness.

Speaker 10 (14:58):
I will say if people cannot missage slurs about us
as well.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
We've some horrible messages over this. A few are words
people God, people can't.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
You can't use the word.

Speaker 10 (15:09):
So let's keep it cleaning the DMS. I do have
to screenshot the messages calling me an idiot, so.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
My husband does it. Shannon's way, what are they cold? Child?

Speaker 3 (15:19):
I can't tie their shoes because their head is too
full of rocks. I'm loving it. It's right and Shennon's
waist stays tired longer, says Jacob. No incorrect.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
If you double not, they just never come undone. So
it's fine.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
You ever had a double not come undone and you're like,
what happened here?

Speaker 4 (15:34):
With physics involved?

Speaker 5 (15:36):
If I've had a couple of drinks and moderation, I've
once had to cut myself out of my Chuck Tailors
because you know, so I've just come home and been like,
I don't miss Chuck Taylor's I need be us have one.
I don't know, I want to say eight or nine years.
It's so tight, and you know when you pull it
and it just gets tighter and tighter and tighter. The

(15:56):
only way out.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Of what high top DC skate shoes worn, their people
wearing them again.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
They eyes just lit. I've seen them in stores and
I'm like, my god, this is happening.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
All over again.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
What a big chunky one chunky skates sh daddy lakes
beb wore appear and everyone was like, okay, see high
time personal shopping and you loved.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
And big fat with the big e.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Yeah, cheaper than the d C. That's why I went. Yeah,
that's why I went there. Sax shoes here, Well.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
You can tie them up bunny or the normal bunny,
the normal waylay fletchforn and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
I could not believe this when I found this little
article to share with you now, because we're all at
six seed and I went to an all girls school,
but we still learnt about not just pregnancy imperiods, which
was definitely the sort of at the fourth front of
our education, but how to put on a condoct.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Oh yeah, and did you have like the wooden bananas bananas?

Speaker 5 (17:08):
Yeah, like quite old school.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
The wooden fellas does give an unrealistic because.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
It's very very It's just dowling, isn't it. That's rounded
off at the end.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
No had cal Our school had a hardwood like a
coldie or I remember there was a pride and place
of the six in Perth. Wow, an old car I'm
not talking didn't have the veins and everything right, but
it was just the shape of the woodwork.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Teacher made it on the lathe. My good, many moons.

Speaker 7 (17:40):
Amazing because what if you were a six in teacher
and you went to the supermarket for some bananas at
lunch time for your class coming up that afternoon, You're
going you would you go like small and skinny or.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Would you go begging?

Speaker 5 (17:54):
Long?

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Would you go get.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
The biggest one? You know those big straight ones. It's
got sort of you know, an average sur man. That's
what you do.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
And just see everyone in your class, You just see
them just go inflated.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
But like you learnt the thing of like take it
out of the packet carefully, don't stort in your wallet.
Take it out the packet carefully, pinch the tip then
with your other hand and roll it down. That's the safest.
Make sure it's all good, so that nothing escapes. Right.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
That was the pretty much? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, was that
what you live?

Speaker 5 (18:25):
What were you laughing?

Speaker 3 (18:27):
I just yeah, okay that two reasons My parents just
messaged saying we're on our way to the airport.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
We asked the shuttle driver to change it to your
radio station.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
Good morning Smurfs. Okay, Mom and Dad. The six o'clock
hour is often quite rogue.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
I think that probably changed away now because I'm front
of my face has told you there's a story to
be told.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
Okay, I remember the first time.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Mom, get them to change it now, now give her
a couple of seconds. Mom, serious, bye, Mom, I'm not
going to start, so I know you're gone.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
They're gone. I got they're gone now.

Speaker 10 (19:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
I remember the first time I was to make love,
which was coincidentally and a caravan on my parents' back lawn. Yeah,
as an eighteen year old because I moved home for
summer and my brother and I didn't want to share
a room, so they hired a caravan.

Speaker 5 (19:27):
Right.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
Oh my god, me amazing, there I was to make love.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
I took it out and just and paniced in the
moment and unrolled the entire thing and then try to
get them just like, that's not going to work if
you get another one.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
She said that, Yeah, that's not going to work. Oh blissard, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Okay, well know that there's God.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
They this is some advice that, like Haley and I
had never heard I heard.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
So this is from a doctor. They're obviously like, using
condoms is all about preventing unwanted pregnancies and STI so
you've got to be there that you've got to be
careful with them. You've got to use them, right, And
that's why they say never keep them in your walle
because it wears them down, and never use expired ones
because they don't last forever.

Speaker 10 (20:03):
Right.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
So apparently, if you have great stamina and after thirty
minutes you're still going out.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
It, I'll leave no more of this conversation. I need
to be part of thirty minutes. Jesus Christ, be a gentleman. Up.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
It's an episode of Shortland Street.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Sometimes you don't even make it through the intro, and sometimes.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
You're not even at the first hand break, but.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
No one's watching after the second ad.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
Oh god, Okay, So if you're still rude Shorten Street,
I didn't mean.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
I just meant it should take no longer than twenty
two minutes. It's exploded.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
Yes, yes, yes, I didn't mean too on our Oh
we love it and so we love it and we
love the people. So for those that do have great
stamina and are taking part in long love making sessions,
after thirty minutes, the integrity of your condom has been
so compromised that it may no longer protect you against
sdis and pregnancies.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
But because it's a change.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Out, so you've got a water lubrication level.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
No one told me that someone might be the only
acceptable lubrication level.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
What is the unly acceptable lubrication very lubricating, because because
that would have to be taken into consideration as well.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
Right, definitely, because the thing that's worn it down after
thirty minutes, ciprocated or not, is friction. Friction is weak.
Why you shouldn't double bag, Yeah, because it's probably against rubbing,
against rubbing, it's not actually doing what you're thinking. It's
not double protecting, it's not double it's creating more friction.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
I don't double don't look I mean like I double bag.
I don't double bag. I don't like I don't double bag.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
I don't single bag. I'm in a long term relationship. Yeah, yeah,
all right, Yeah. The only thing I double bag is
chicken thighs.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Sometimes sometimes the rubbish benef there's double double bag, double bag,
the rubber.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
Yeah so yeah, over thirty minutes, play it safe, some water,
you're a glass of water, Switch up to a fresh ee.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Yeah it does.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
They do, say it all based on, you know, how
vigorous it is and all that kind of stuff. But
they say it's worth making a pit stop at the
thirty minute mark. Now you know, Now you know? Are
your parents still listening?

Speaker 6 (22:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
I hope not. Good morning. Sorry.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
I imagine they got out of the car with the
shuttle drivers still just in this sort of shot.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Where are your parents going in a shuttle? Oh? That's nice.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
Yeah, I guess where see your brother Port Douglas.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Oh my god, play z MS Fleschborn and Haley play
z MS Fletchboord and Haley.

Speaker 11 (22:32):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 6 (22:35):
This is the top six.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Do you have the exact numbers of how many people
registrations from those in America to live and work in
New Zealand are The website, the official government site marketed
to potential migrants, leap from about twenty a day to
thirteen hundred on the seventh of November. Don't this is
me Murricans come on down to a six thousand and

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five hundred percent increase.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
Yep, wow, I.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
Mean it looks pretty good from the outside, doesn't it,
New Zealand?

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Yeah, looks you know what, looks pretty good from the inside.

Speaker 5 (23:15):
Oh god, yeah, I just some stuff I want to
tell people how great it is.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Yeah, I mean there's some stuff happening that's not great.
But then there's the people who are like at the
moment that he always going on, and there's a lot
of like powerful opposition to that, which is that hucker,
don't don't too. She started, Yeah, tell the young multi
woman who just ripped up the paper in front of you,
that's starting the harker not to do it.

Speaker 5 (23:38):
See how that goes.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
They're all going here, we go, all right, So there's
gonna be some Americans who want to live here.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
We don't want them all We.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Don't know, we don't want them, not all of them. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
So let's get some hot brown people over here, do
you know what I mean? That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Let's spread it number seven, number seven on the less
of the time. I wasn't that, but I'm absolutely on board.
Hot brown people. Yeah, hot brown people.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
You're American and your hon brown people.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
That should just be number seven on every listron people
on everything.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Top six types of Americans will have Please.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Number six on the list one Kardashian kindle kindle, she's
a technically falls under the Kardashian umbrella kindle.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
She's half card kardash I reckon, she's boring.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
But that's it's good for the exposure for the country
and stuff. But it's not too much.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
I'll bring Chloe. We have a lot of fun, a lot.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Lot Number five on the list of the top six
types of Americans will will have Please are the ones
that make those type burritos.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
Really, it's almost going to it's all.

Speaker 5 (24:50):
In the phone, it's all. You've got to get your
fingers involved with the filling. Get it in there.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Yes, know how to stuff a burridoed, really get it going.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
We've got too much rumor now's yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
And if they do pack him tight here the minute
you start it all just blows it south to sort
of self implodes.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Number four on the list of the top sex types
of Americans we will have please are the ones in
those marching bands that do all those things before the football. Yeah,
the big marching for the All Blacks for rugby gamess twirling, yeah,
go for get the drums, big tubers and French horns
and such walking around and they then all of a sudden,

(25:34):
from a bird's over you.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
It looks like SpongeBob. Yeah, great, they do that, like
one of those.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Number three on the last of the top sex types
of Americans, we will have Please Tom Hanks. Oh yeah,
he's lovely Tom Hanks.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
We'll take him. We'll take up his son, though not
as ship weird son, not that one, is he right,
he's right wearing a it's a bit weird too.

Speaker 10 (25:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
How are you his son?

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Yeah, yeah, it doesn't doesn't fit.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Number two on the list of the types of Americans
we will have on the top six types of Americans,
we will have number two quiet ones, right, okay, yeah,
some of them.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
I mean that's rich coming from you. Yeah, but I
was born here soon.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
Yeah. I was in christ Church last weekend and man,
there was like a group of fight they were screaming
down the street.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
Yeah, they're really lit a rip. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
And number one of the less of the top seccis
Americans will have Please Spider Man.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
He's not he's New York based. Yeah, but he's a
nobody's he's not real. He's a character in world, I
don't think so he's Batman yeah yeah, also not real. Yeah,
but not and that's fake. Yes, Okay, we'll talk about
this off here.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
I was going to say Spider Man probably wouldn't liked
it here because there's enough, not enough high rise.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
Buildings for him to swing off.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
Yeah, he got to shoot out and another one. Nothing
like that. We've done nothing. Now you're telling him he's
not real.

Speaker 6 (27:00):
What a day?

Speaker 4 (27:01):
What a thing to reckon with that? Today's upsets MS flinched.
Vaughn and Haley went.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
For a walk yesterday just like Well, I got to
the gym and I'd forgotten my shoes, So I went
home and had a nap. I woke up and I
found a little bit guilty and then closing them rings lately.
And then the kids got home. They were sitting down.
I was like, you guys, want to take it the
dogs for a walk, And they're like yeah. So we
harnessed up the dogs and had it out on the road.
Nice August. We came around the corner and sort of

(27:29):
a first piece of road killed and August said, I'm
going to pick up a stone every time I see
a dead thing on the side of the road. And
then when she got home, she walked in on the
bench and just went dropped all these stones and said,
shut out, what do you think these stones represents?

Speaker 4 (27:46):
I guess ages.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
She's like, each one of these stones represents a dead animal.
We saw.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
Wow, she's gonna be a goth, which like you.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
Yeah, she's got all the making zone, spinning your money.
I've got half a wardrobe from a goth gear that
she can just absolutely in here.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Beautiful, Thank you, thanks for the savings. Yeah, my please
it from golf to golf. Yes, they must pass the baton.
But now we were just talking about like rubbish and stuff.
I said Nick to mcarmas, should bring a bag and
pick up something this rubbish, you know, just trying to
you know, instill some good values of it.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
And blows my mind.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
People still litter. It blows still walking out in the country.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
It doesn't matter if you take a canow Oh no,
it does, really really does.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
I'd say, lists so than in the city. No more
so than in the city. Yes, wildlife. That's when she
saw him and he did.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Were there to eat the leftovers and get that's why
there is so much rubbish. People are getting a fright.
They're running over all these animals and accidentally don't think
they're just being a holes.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
Yeah yeah, no, Well my.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Dog, my golden retriever, appreciated the half a pie that
are trading throughout the window.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
Thanks for that answering it. Thanks for that. He's a
big fat idiot. Saw one of that. We got talking about.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
A specific aspect of the rubbish was aluminium cans. Oh yeah,
aluminium cans. Yeah, And I said to the girls, I
was like, when we were kids, we'd collect aliminium cans
when we had sex and sex and sex of them.
We collect them if like from anywhere, if there was
like an event like dad has to do cycling, if
they were doing like a cycling event, we'd be like,

(29:16):
we'll collect the cans. Or if there was like a
school thing, we'll have the cans. Yeah, you take them
and they'd weigh them and you.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Would get paid.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
You would get paid in.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Cash which strap which you could then strap take straight
to the dairy and by lolos.

Speaker 5 (29:33):
We took.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
We had a cage tandem trailer, massive trailer with a
cage on it and it was full of sex of care.
We made like one hundred and twenty bars, wasn't it like?

Speaker 5 (29:42):
Because this was kind of around but not very popular
by the time I was a kid, Does there was there?
It was like ten cents a can.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
No ship, No, no, it's all on wait we took
them was it was in Frankton, and you take behind
the McDonald's because that was the thing. It was also
dangerous the to McDonald's. In the minute you had that
cash in your hands from the scrampy drive through. Yep, okay,
you can use your money to pay for that.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
So but then I was just and they were like,
can we do it? I was like, I.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Don't know if you can still do it.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
I know there's still scrap metal dealers, but that there's
definitely not the cash for cans drive that there was.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
At the time, because it's so much easier to recyci and.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
There's so much easier people just recycle at home.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
I was just because when we were walking around, I
was like you, I think, girls, it's a thing that
you'd pick up the rubbish and make a collection and
one day when you've got a big enough collection, you've
taken them, but it's not sort of like, let's retire
on can money. He would go for a walk with
the dogs and cans when he saw them.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
It was good stuff.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
It was so good.

Speaker 12 (30:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
It got ruined And you and I have talked about
this by people putting sand in the body I always
and them in the cans, or stones in the bottle,
layer of stones, so money double the weight, free money.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
Oh, but then they're not recycling it properly, not at
all mountdown and just wash it out.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
You couldn't take the papers.

Speaker 12 (31:09):
All mount Down.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
People were putting bloody roading angrigon in there to weigh
it down.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
I mean, yeah, you couldn't turn up with just a
standard shopping bag. And then it's like twenty cages and that.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Was the thing they got.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
They got to eyeball a sprinkle of sand in each
can before you crushed it. A sprinkle, a couple of
pebbles or a couple of rocks.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
So you've ruined this for the likes of Vaughn's.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Okay, someone's messaged in, we still do it. You only
get ten dollars per black back. We're getting back in
the day.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
Yeah, we weren't.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Getting that much, it'd be pretty cool. Bucks has crushed
can Because you're a kid. It was lots of money
and it was rubbish. You were getting money for rubbish
and all you had to do was pick up the rubbish.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
When you saw it.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
Environment they mester Hester. When you're finished with that big candle,
lion red cans, I haven't Why did you chick it?
We're here?

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Yeah, and now we was everyone talking American. That's where
children the two of the century.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
So we never go down on the street. Read all
about it. Hey, mister shoes, Sure, Nita.

Speaker 9 (32:12):
Shot play ms fleshed one and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
It's the final Rangings.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
We do this every Friday, Final rankings. We rank things.
Today it's desserts at Christmas.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
Yeah, because I have I think I share every Christmas
that my family has a famous homemade ice cream recipe.
Now we may every Christmas. We never make it any
time of the year of ice creamers, strawberry ice cream.
That's right, you have talked about my my son, My
son said son, My oldest son said brother named after
my brother. My brother came home from kindy Yeah with

(32:49):
a little you know, newsletter and it had the recipe
in it, and it's been every Christmas since the waits.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
It's not a secret family recipe. It it is generic. No,
a woman's weekly Christmas.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
No one else snows that every time I talk about it,
some messages and the recip what secret recently I should
never tell? I should never tell. I'll make it for you.
I'm going to make it for you and you can
try it before Christmas because it well, you know what,
you should bring it to.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Our Christmas Cocktail podcast record.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
I will, and then I'm going to bring little brandy
snap bowls and then we're going to scoop my homemade
strawberry ice cream.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Into the brandy snaps because I always thought that's the
that's the weggling of the brandy snap. The whipped cream. Yeah,
it needs something else in there. Yes, brown ice cream.

Speaker 5 (33:29):
That's what I'm gonna do for the podcast. Yeah, okay,
like a piped ice cream would be which, by the way,
people can still submit for right our podcast Christy podcast special.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Absolutely they can, Yes, absolutely they can. Yeap Cocktail special.
So what nine six nine sex. If you want the
link for a shout out during the record, google traditional
Christmas so Christmas Pudding is a tradition that in one
form form or another, dates back to the fourteenth century. Yeah,

(33:58):
because it was supposed to be like the northern Hemisphere
was more settled at the time, and it was winter
and it was like a holiday in the middle of
it to try to shake off the words of blues, right,
and you get a little extravagant and use some of
the rarer ingredients to make it and the luscious meal.
This news article in this study out of the UK
showed that fifty nine percent said that, you know the

(34:19):
once popular Christmas pod, it's not an important part of
Christmas Day anymore.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
So this is the sort of fruity pod that you
sit in plombay sometimes brandy on it, and you set
it ablaze and you.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Hind coins in it and then I'll just give you
some coins. No, we're not eating coins. That could be
a choking hazard.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
YEA tooth, I don't know. We always have a like
a mumlays makes a pav love a pair pan. We
have people you know does a.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
What's that stuff? Panatone? You know that bread it's like
the Italian bread with like fruit in it, and this
should make like a bread and butter pudding out of it.
Oh yeah, had a sweet fruity Italian bread, kind of
Croissan tesk.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Yeah, that's real nice.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
Okay, I think we should got your tradish, your Christmas PUDs,
your trifles, your brandy snaps, your hearing me suit Christmas.
I'm Italian, so always forget not. But I just thought,
how good would tear the the so be at Christmas?
Christmas trifle it's going to be Auntie Eve's trifle. Auntie

(35:25):
Eve makes a boozy.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Trifle, I know, but we were way too much in
one year and everyone was like Jesus Christ, explainable.

Speaker 5 (35:32):
We Aaron's sister does trifle at our Christmas when we
do Aaron's family, but we've got lots of kids present,
so we don't boozeer. We sprowl family and my brother
makes the trifle.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
You guys got rocks and your head on Christmas Day?

Speaker 10 (35:47):
Wy?

Speaker 4 (35:48):
Would you only have one dessert? No, we're not saying that,
you know, we're not on the table.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Yeah, yeah, we're definitely multi dessert. Every single dessert that's
been mentioned as welcome.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Yeah, absolutely, it's always like after it's just a table
full of everything. There's ice cream, yeah, trifle. Some messages
in self sourcing pudding. No, that's a year round ambrosia.
That's Christmas. But you can have ambrosia anytime. You can
have a self serving pudding for Christmas. Just put self
serving pudding. Puts it south in your mouth. You go there,

(36:21):
You just sit there and open your mouth and it
flies in your mouth. It says unknown item.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
In the mouth area self sourcing. So I'm but I
wouldn't say Christmas specific. It doesn't feel super Christmas.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
I would say this is you know what, and this
is free plug. But every year, comedian Brindley Stint does
a fantastic social media campaign for what she's going to
bring for Christmas. Put every year and she takes votes
and then it goes down, down, down, down down, and
you follow it for like almost a month. Oh wow,
Okay it makes me due to start the Yeah. I

(36:58):
look forward to it every year. Okay, I'm gonna go
a cheesecake. Someone said, what's wrong? Yuck?

Speaker 4 (37:03):
I just don't like cheesecake cheese.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
I want someone to invent a Christmas lamington.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
Just hear me out. This guy loves lamming. I love
you know how much? So much have you seen him
when he's in Australia Lamington's and they're in a packet
like a stale non creams Lamington. It's faint cream. Yeah.
I don't know why, but you know he like trots
in like a good, good, good giddy little girl.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
Yeah with Lamington, they do.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Anyone coming back from Australia, bring me a seven eleven
chocolate Lamington.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
Yuck. Well, won't get through customs, is it? Well? Someone's
saying fully sealed and package. It's fully seed and package.
Oh my god. Listen to this dessert Lazagnia. Someone just
texted kit Cats for the pasta sheets layers of marshmallow
as I guess you're bechamel crumbed up cookie dough as
the mince, and gently bake until everything mounts and then

(37:58):
you get it. That is insane.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
I mean it sounds amazing, but that is insane.

Speaker 5 (38:06):
Sliced.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Also bring that to the Christmas podcast special record.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
Someone said the Christmas log, you know the log like
a chopper sponge with the cream and then calmet like
a tree. Yes, like bark Leavington wreath. Someone see it
after the pair of wreath. Helder, Okay, I'm gonna go,
I'll just start brandy Brandy baskets or Brandy snaps. I

(38:31):
love them, but you only get them at Crossmers.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
Teeth smashes.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
Yeah, love it with Sprowl ice cream, but that's We're
just going to the classics. Two, I'm going the most boozy,
sloppy jelly custard trifle, a dry travel I've gotten a
time for sponge has to be yeah. And three, you
can't beat a pair pair with fresh fruit, not too eggy,

(38:57):
more meringue and that time of.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
The year, really good strawberries on top of the pad.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
Maybe a bit of mint and pomegranite if you're being fancy.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
I think I think I'd agree with you. Those would
be mine.

Speaker 5 (39:06):
They're great.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Yeah, I'll lock in the same.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Top Three, I am changing out the Brandysnats for a
Christmas pod just for an honorable mention. I know, but
it's my name makes it every year, so it's like
I've never had a Christmas without it. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
she's still my Mum's ready to take up that mantle
with we have you got the recipe? I don't even

(39:32):
know if there is a recipe.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
She's just it's programmed chucking in. Yeah, she's just chucking.
We'll get her to write it down.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
Yeah, I'll get her to write that down. Actually, so
I think if we're based on that, we're saying that
a boozy trife bozie tryfe trif Oh my god, we
have to bring Christmas puddings to the cocktails.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
Didn't make anybody's final three.

Speaker 5 (39:50):
I don't like.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
You do I like ambrosire Lolli cake yep, someone Christmas
lollly cake.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
And someone see a grief flitch, get in the bed,
you get.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
In the bad and cheesecakes trash. He plays it MS
Fletchborne and Haley plays it. MS Fletchborn and Haley were.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Joined the n studio by two men from a podcast
that I've listened to for years and years No such
things as a fish as the podcast and James Harken
and Andrew Hunter Mari are in studio.

Speaker 5 (40:24):
Hello, Hello, hey guys, how you doing. This is world
having you on.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
The show because I always listen to the podcast. Oh yeah,
I know what you look like and I know your voices,
but I've never seen the two work together.

Speaker 8 (40:36):
We have a problem on the show, and that a
lot of people listen to the show when they're falling asleep.
So people come to our show and say, halfway through,
I was nod enough. What that says about us? Wed,
I'm a brown noise guy to get to sleep.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
Do you have listened to brown noise? So it's like,
I'm more it's a softer.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Version of white noise, like staticky staticky, not that noise
that makes you want to yourself.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
No, there is a sound, right, it's a mythical sound.

Speaker 11 (41:06):
Yeah, I don't think it really exists, but yeah, and
it's not directional either. It couldn't it couldn't be weaponized,
I believe. Look, scientists are working on these things all
the time. Yeah, maybe they found obout now, but they're
working on it.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
The world war breaks down and we all started shipping ourselves. Seriously,
I guess they did it well done. So you guys
have you're celebrating how many episodes of your podcastself.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
Something? We're ten years in. This is our ten year tour,
it's our birthday tour. So wow, it's been amazing.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
And how did it all start?

Speaker 5 (41:41):
Because you guys worked for QI Is that the podcast?

Speaker 8 (41:44):
So the TV show QI that was hosted by Stephen
Frey and there is now Sandy Tuksvig in the UK.
I think it's on TV here right, yep. And we
were behind the scenes guys who were just sort of
writing the questions or whatever. But we were coming out
with so much extra material all the time because q
I a thirty minute show, forty five minute show, and
we spend six months of the year researching it. And

(42:05):
so we found that we were having a lot of
chats in the in the office just sort of blowing
the breeze about just this fact, that fact, the other facts,
and we thought podcast is a new thing, why don't
we give it a go, And we did a couple
of pilots and put one out and then accidentally said
this is a weekly podcast. They were like, gotcha, yeah,
and then so many people listened to the first couple

(42:26):
we were kind of priced in.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
Then yeah, wow.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
So the format of the show is four people for
those who haven't listened, and you're one of the most
popular podcasts in the country, so we're talking to a
minority here, but four people each bring effect, but off
the back of each fact, there's also sort of miniffects
on the same subject.

Speaker 11 (42:44):
Yeah, so we'll each bring a sort of headline fact.
So let's let's say like when a zebra is running
away from a lion, it will fart loudly with every stride, right,
that's just a that's a fact. Yeah, And we will
then find out we will find out the other facts
off the back of it. We'll find out about more
about lines, or more about zebras, and more about animals
chasing each other, and were.

Speaker 5 (43:03):
More about farting, more about almost certainly. And so then
we meet up. We don't know what the others have
found out.

Speaker 11 (43:09):
So it's as I was trying to sell it to
some of the other day this podcast, and I said,
it's basically like a very heavily scripted pub chat where
you've you've been able to do homework in advance, and
you turn up.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
And say, oh, actually, I've heard something about farting the.

Speaker 11 (43:21):
Other day and so and we chat, but we don't
know what the others have got and so it just
piles in and we all add up the facts and
the jokes and it turns out to be a show.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
And do you have any idea when you did this
verse two that it would be taking you to the
other side of the world one day?

Speaker 8 (43:34):
No, not in a million years.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
I always had it, you know what. To be fair.

Speaker 8 (43:40):
Dan Shreiber, who's one of the other two with Anna
Tashinsky as well. Dan really thought it might do because
he had been listening to American podcasts and seen how
big they got, and in the UK we hadn't had
that mushroom in yet, but he thought that there was
there was definitely going to happen in the UK podcast
We're going to get big, and he thought maybe we
could ride that wave. And then Cereal came out, which

(44:02):
was the big one, right, Yeah, And then suddenly that
came out. People were listening to podcasts and they were like, oh,
I wonder what Elsa was out there.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Yeah, we kind of in the space, perfect positioning, great timer.
I just when you mentioned Dan, one of your other
co hosts my favorite game. When people haven't heard Dan,
I'm like, what do you think that excent is from?

Speaker 5 (44:22):
Keep a list on my phone of where people are
guessed over the years.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
Yeah, because he's.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Australian but spent time on a military base.

Speaker 5 (44:33):
We know is Roswell for a while he was in
an area fifty one. Yeah. Yeah, he grew up in
Hong Kong, you.

Speaker 11 (44:42):
He's a boy in Hong Kong and then his family
came back to Sydney when when he was he was
a teenager.

Speaker 8 (44:48):
Yeah, so his formative years are in Sydney and then
he came to Oxford and London.

Speaker 11 (44:53):
Yeh, he's an international accent, really, people guess everywhere.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
I think I thought military based, because you know when
you meet people and you're like, why is your excent there?
And they learn English on a military base somewhere else
the second language. Yeah, that's good stuff. Well, here's the
ten more years and five hundred more podcasts. So have
you is there a week where you're just like, let's dry, guys,
there's there's nothing that we haven't yet talked about.

Speaker 11 (45:17):
Sort of you find that you'll find a fact like
geese flight upside down when they're coming into land, and
sometimes you look at it and you think I can't
look out where to go beyond that, and then you
turn over one rock of interestingness and you like, oh
my goodness, this is the most amazing thing. I never
want to stop reading about geese and their weird flying techniques.
So yeah, normally, you something will always happen. A lot

(45:38):
of our job is wading through hours and hours of
ted one. It's like test cricket. You just like it's
really really boring, and then you just get the one
moment it goes this is worthwhile.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
And then I have five days letter at the individ draw.
Great ye of time for everybody. James and Andrew, thanks
so much for coming in.

Speaker 6 (45:56):
Plays its Flitchborne and Hayley.

Speaker 5 (45:58):
Okay, I was scrolling on instag am yesterday in bed
I had I slept yesterday for like four hours in
what I had drugs on board.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
We are going to talk about your Yeah, we're going
to talk about your colin ask later yes, yes, yes,
the results and how silly I was on the drugs.

Speaker 5 (46:15):
But yesterday afterwards, you know, you get home, you're really shattered.
So I was going through Instagram and just one of
those you know, clips of a podcast came up and
it was a group of men on a podcast. I
didn't go any further, but he just posed an interesting
question and it immediately I had an answer in mind. Okay,
something's happened, you're on holiday, something's gone wrong. You found

(46:37):
yourself in a South American prison. Okay, you are in
big trouble. You are in extreme trouble they give you
did you do it?

Speaker 4 (46:54):
I don't think they go into.

Speaker 5 (46:55):
They didn't specify whether or not you're guilty of the crime,
and almost I feel like it doesn't matter. In order
to answer this question. You're in a South American prison,
someone comes into you and says you're allowed a one
minute phone call and that's going to be in thirty
minutes time, and that's the only phone call you're going
to get after the witch. If they don't answer, you
don't get to try again. Let's say no, then specify

(47:18):
that in the question who are you calling? And in
my head I was immediately like, fletch.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
I thought you'd call Patsy no because it should freak out.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
She'd be like, what have you done? Oh my god,
oh my god, Okay do you You're just going to
calm down and I'm going to have a look like
she'd get into business and she'd make stuff happen. But
I think, and I say this with love, but you
would be able to do it with the emotion removed.
You love me emotionlessly, and that would be in this moment.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Your first stumbling block would be here one answer a
call from an unknown number.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
For South America plus something something Yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Which one of my lovers?

Speaker 5 (48:01):
Because what you need, right, you need someone who's going
to not only be like, oh my god, are you okay,
but who is then going to be like leave it
with me?

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Yeah, like leave it with me that.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
You've got one minute, you've got sixty seconds, and you
explained the situation.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
I don't mind a little holiday, even if it's picking
up Hailey from jail.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
Yeah, he's going to You need somebody's gonna come over
drop everything that doesn't have kids, you know, he's like,
I can't you know, I've got the kids or whatever,
has a sound mind, well traveled. Yeah, speaks the language
because I do due lingo Spanish. You need to brush
up on the flight there, I reckon.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Yeah, yeah, you're because you rescuing her from a South
American prison.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
YEP.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
Action movie.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Yes, me going, not being able to find anyone to
take it. Comedy, comedy, comedy, the kids are there, great,
but then we all learn something about ourselves by the end. Yes, yes, yeah,
love that.

Speaker 5 (48:53):
But to me it was so immediate to be like,
there's so many elements of Fletch that would make him
the right person to use your one man at call.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
When he gets you, gonna have to break you out.

Speaker 5 (49:03):
He has you, He's just left with the information and
has to do so. He might have to call an embassy.
He might have to do.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Yeah, Vaughn is not the kind of person that is
going to be good in the situation. There's a lot
of admin.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
I called you, Vorn, you'd call Fletch and so a
house to travel? How much? I'd be like Jesus, is
there anything cheap?

Speaker 4 (49:32):
But I don't mind going the long way.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
Where she is? She's not going anywhere.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
Going to get there?

Speaker 5 (49:41):
Your who's your answer, Vorn? Because it's probably Fly probably
fill flinch. Who's your answer? You've got no one like
you in your life?

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Yeah? What if I took a long shot and called
the Expreme Minister of New Zealand. You get Helen on
the phone. I'm going to get me dragged me out
of there by my ear?

Speaker 5 (50:09):
Your board? What have you done? Come with me, your
bloody naughty boy born.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
But probably Flip. Are you calling then? Pretty call Hayley?

Speaker 5 (50:17):
Oh my god, my god. Yeah, thirty secers is gone laughing.
I'm laughing. Yeah, I'm going to South America. President. What
they call it. Wait, let's get born on the on
the corners.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
We're gonna have a roast and then hellos like I'm
gonna sath America President.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
What he hang up? We're running? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
Maybe maybe our friend James, maybe he'd be the one
to call no.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Or your stuff. Yeah, pretty call. You get it done.
You just get it done. I'd get it together eventually.
Peopcott she's got she'd be like, I've got things.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
Two weeks after the road show, I'll see how.

Speaker 6 (51:05):
I'm going.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Plays Fleschorn and Haley play ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (51:14):
We sort of discussed an idea last week after vaorn
A trilogy and such. Yeah, played, are we really doing
the trilogy? Well, I'm on board, Carwen's not on board.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
We do some thinking about absolute bangers who wouldn't want
an alien Ant Farm trilogy in their life?

Speaker 5 (51:31):
Over three weeks. Yeah, I think we're gonna go. I
think we're go alien Ant Farm trilogy. We know the trilogy.
I'm just not sure which one I'll do and you'll.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
Do Flitch, Okay, I'll be left with the dud one.

Speaker 5 (51:39):
Well I know you won't. There is no one. There
is no dud one. There is no dud one of
the three songs. Yeah, the three songs that they have. Yeah, okay, right,
trilogies with Sorry, We've got something else? What I was
gonna say, trilogies with the last one was the best one?
What movie? But you've already played the best Yeah, last
one was the best one. Oh No, none of the

(52:00):
other rings, none of them. No, not a lot of
the rings. No, look fellowship of the Ring. Anyway, Sorry,
we digress. Now. I want to talk right now about
the weirdest thing that is in your handbag, because I've
got my next to me. I don't have my proper handbag,
but I've got my work bag here, and there are
some weird things in there. Because a woman went to

(52:21):
the clubs and a bouncer was like, can I see
through your handbag? And she was a little bit mortified
thinking it was in.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
There somewhere where they like check for guns and stuff,
like overseas with these.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
Bars and New Zealand that are still checking handbags, smuggling
booze and.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Checker gals back in my day, Yeah, to check the
girls roxy handbags.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
It's a little roxy one shoulder, yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
Yeah, boos and stuff being smuggled in yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
Booze and all sorts of stuff. So he goes to
look in her bag and she's like, oh my god,
I'm so embarrassed. And the weird thing that she had
was a sort of half block of semi melted dairy
milk chocolate okay. And he's just like, well, that's ming,
and like that's awful. Why you got that? But I
was like, that's not the worst of it. I mean,
you know, my handbag is as atrocious as my car. Yeah.

(53:09):
I was like, oh, because I don't have my normal
handbag because that's at home, but I've got my work
bag and I was like, what do I have. I've
got body litter. Yeah, I've got laxatives because you know,
I had my colonoscopy so that I had some laxatives.
And that's probably the weirdest thing is laxatives, nasal spray,
and a padlock. If you got exatives and a padlock,
those would be my weird things. And my handbag padlock

(53:32):
for you did you clear out your storage unit and
didn't have anywhere else to put it around? In my
car for years because of that, I actually don't know
what that padlock is for. How I made it in there, right,
that's what makes it weird, producing girlies, producing girlies with
your handbags.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Look, I'll be Georgia.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
Have you got your handbag here as well? Yeah, Georgia
has your handbag here? Okay, yeah, we'll go.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
What have we got?

Speaker 5 (53:54):
I often have a spear pier of bundy. Oh yeah.
Women assaulting themselves. We never know when we're gonna. That's good.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
I mean, that's good thinking. That's that's planning a head
that's been.

Speaker 5 (54:06):
I like a freshie in my glove box. Yeah, yeah,
a fresh brown. Yeah, or just if you're out and
about you even know when you might want to change boxes? Fine,
a little fresh Shannon, anything weird in your handbag. Always
got instant noodles and anti nausea. It can fix any issue.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
You might be nauseous because of the amount.

Speaker 10 (54:26):
Of Sometimes I've got, like I switched around favor at
the moment, I've.

Speaker 5 (54:33):
Got a chicken far with that one's so good. Tribal
f f fuck, it's about faux pronounced soap. We're being
more cultural than flitch. Yeah, far off of that, but yeah,
any issue I've got fixed by anti nausea or noodles Okay,

(54:54):
she does always have anti nausea because you know, anytime
any of us feel sexy comes in like a little feriod.
It's a little sweet.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
You're gonna need a couple of those sweet petals after
Troy Sevanna on that Tuesday morning.

Speaker 13 (55:02):
God, yes, please, we're pretty much them guys. That makes
you pretty plain, Jane, I'm a minimalist.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
What have you got? Wallet? Keys, a G string? Yeah,
or tampon just for if anything happens. I've got the backup.
I love it.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
You know.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
I always think about your handbag tampons though, because they
rattle around in there for months, because usually you know
when your periods coming to then you get some freshies.
How old is that tampon? How much dust is on
that thing? I go through them pretty quick.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
I was going to say, flower tampons. When they roll around,
do you know they've got to rap on them, but
there's always sometimes yeah, it starts to poke out.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
Around it. Yea. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (55:39):
Do you know what I also have to Sylvanian family
toys that's so bad.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
Yeah, Carmen and I have clicked them Sylvanian. We bought
them from a blind bag.

Speaker 10 (55:51):
We got like mystery bags of them and they've got
little handbags and we trade accessories.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
And we got them from a blind man.

Speaker 5 (55:57):
I was like, a blind man is piddling Sylvanian family
the bottom from a blind man.

Speaker 10 (56:02):
And I got a deckad cards from my magician boyfriend
just in case.

Speaker 5 (56:06):
I have a Dickey cards in my bag every time.
And actually a worried doll, but the worried doll. But
what they're all, you're all on her.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
What a worried doll?

Speaker 3 (56:14):
You talk to it if you has it going for
you worries. She is the happiest person I know. Might
something in this worried doll.

Speaker 13 (56:23):
Honestly, if you get a worried doll, I think Carwin's.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
Going She just doesn't want to admit it. But you
get it and you just talk to it and you're
just like, hello, it's so weird because I've got human
friends for that anyway.

Speaker 12 (56:35):
No, no, you put it under your pillow at night
to take your worries away. It's guys, it's a cultural
thing from Guatemala. Yeah, oh wow, is that you're now.

Speaker 5 (56:49):
Okay, this is what we want to know this morning. Currently,
What is the weirdest thing you've got in your handbag?
Make you carried around all the time as well.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
Let us know you can take their nine six nine
six eight hundred dials.

Speaker 5 (57:00):
It in the weirdest thing in your handbag?

Speaker 4 (57:02):
Wo Kayleie, weirdest thing in your handbag right now?

Speaker 9 (57:07):
It's a ten of emergency googly eyes?

Speaker 3 (57:09):
What why?

Speaker 4 (57:10):
Why do you have emergency Google?

Speaker 5 (57:12):
Do you even have to ask their flip? It's pretty obvious.
I know, it's so obvious. It's just there's just things
that need eyes sometimes. I love Kaylie.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
I love people like you that put googly eyes onto
posters and things, like.

Speaker 9 (57:25):
Two years ago a restaurants.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
Two years ago we put massive big Google eyes on
the back of our computer at work here. Never seen those.

Speaker 6 (57:34):
Yes, I love them. Yes, my thing for sure.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
And you can buy like I saw and look sharp.
You can buy a massive packet for like two dollars.

Speaker 7 (57:42):
Yeah, yeah, mine's a legit tim like it actually says
the emergency Google.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
I think I got it from Real Groovy a few
years back, and I just popped.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
It up, top it up.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
I love it. That's brilliant, Kaylee, brilliant. Thank you, Sandy.
What's the weirdest thing in your handbag right now?

Speaker 9 (57:58):
Multi screw set pans head back in the day with
a bit of colors.

Speaker 5 (58:02):
Yes, it's so.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
It's very handy, very practical.

Speaker 6 (58:09):
Handy, so handy.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
How often do you use it?

Speaker 5 (58:13):
Though? At least I'm reaking a few times months. At
least I'll be somewhere and somebody a won't somebody got screw?
That's good sandy, very practical.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
The leathery things are all on one.

Speaker 5 (58:31):
Kirsten, we're just sing in your handbag right now. He's
good morning, team. I'd like just like to say first
time call a long, long long listen that welcome, kurse
and welcome occasional the occasional teacher to Haley.

Speaker 8 (58:49):
To see if she needs any more New World stickers.

Speaker 5 (58:51):
Oh done, thank you.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
She's got enough now because she's got all the container
I've got all the containers.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
Yeah, thank you for that case.

Speaker 6 (58:59):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (58:59):
I don't know, I don't know if it's a weird thing,
but I've always got a couple of traffic infringement notices
in my hands.

Speaker 5 (59:07):
Eggs, just thinking about what you're going to do about them.
What the price is up, like, Kirston, have you noticed
that the price?

Speaker 6 (59:14):
Yeah, one hundreds each?

Speaker 5 (59:17):
Now terribly is it for parking.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
It's not parking.

Speaker 5 (59:21):
It's for other things, not ding bus lanes and driving
a bus lines and the traveling in.

Speaker 9 (59:29):
The T two bus lane and then talking on the phone.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
Wild driver are doing there now?

Speaker 4 (59:36):
She's not doing that right now.

Speaker 6 (59:37):
No, I don't dare do it again.

Speaker 8 (59:40):
Like you say, price has gone up.

Speaker 5 (59:42):
It's crazy. But you just got to keep them in
your You got to keep them in your bag because
then you get the reminder and then you get the
final reminder.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
On it.

Speaker 10 (59:52):
You just got to pay it.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
So criminal, pitty crime, pity crimes.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Thanks kiss, keep your texts coming in nine six nine six.
The weirdest thing in your handbag right now?

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
I want to know the craziest thing in your handbag
right now. Terrible things. These things we just need pockets
in our pants and then we can just put our
wallets in our pockets too.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
But where are we going to put out phone charges
and portable batteries and keys and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
That is not my job to carry around your crap.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Please, it's making me uncomfortable when it's taking my shoulders sore.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Someone said, I carry my late mum's rosary beads.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
I'm not religious.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
All mum was though, but it's just put of a keepsake.
But if anyone ever sees them that I didn't know you,
I wouldn't want to lose them.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Yeah, because you could be or Ah said my.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
I went dived into the Missus handbag last week for
some chewing gum after I feeded a forecourt. Oh you
found to satisfy a pro to and a retractable dog leash.
We don't own a dog, Intesta, What was the explanation
for me? I need to carry things in my handbag before.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
Because surely it is.

Speaker 12 (01:01:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:03):
Yeah, crochet hocking wool, so I can crochet any given moment.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Yep, tape measure, great idea peppermint tea bag, tramadol and
one of those single use butters.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
Well you never know when you've got a piece of
toes wiping saw back or something.

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
Yeah, when you go to a cafe and they give
you something, you're like, do you know what make this better?
But more butter?

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
Actually, next time we were in the lounge, the in
New Zealand carou lounge and not.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
Allowed to tank those you are, I've got to use
something in order to tank.

Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
I'm not going to notice if I've slipped a couple
of butters on my purse.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
You will get banned Swiss Army and I have had
it for years. Yeah, I have an emmodium in my handbag.
You never know, Yeah, when it's going to strike, right, yeah,
clog it up.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
But they said maybe I should get lax of as well,
So then I've got the full the full situation.

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
Just take one of each, keep it neutral.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
I've got fish sauce in my handbag. Yeah, i love fish.

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
She took a photo of my fish saucers today because
it ran out, and it's it's really good fish brand.
Let me show you one.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
See if I've used the same fish sauce as you.

Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
It's this one here by Mega Chef. I got it
from and when I did a Vietnamese cooking school course.
Is Freemeim fish sauce.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
My fish sauce is not that posh.

Speaker 5 (01:02:19):
Well you must try that. It's delicious. It's really good brand.
Mega Chef Fish Gold Medal Award winning fish sauce, US
fish sauce that's so Pavo person not person. Thank god
you hit poons.

Speaker 6 (01:02:38):
Play z M's Fleshborn and Hayley Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Flash Haies picked for Friday flashback today.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
Now we tease a trilogy, and I've been told the
trilogy is not to occur. Thus I have shuffled. I
have sidestepped. On this day in the year two thousand,
which was twenty four years ago, just crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
We were like, hardly even a line would have just
been born. Yeah, it would have literally just been ya because.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
Didn't come out until years later.

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
I'm not doing alien An Farm. I'm a rule follower.
I toe the line. I am doing a song that
I do love a lot. Turn his mic off, He's
going to keep plucking at me. This is I've done
a good replacement and maybe we could look back to
alien An Firm. Anyway, On this day, twenty four years ago,

(01:03:32):
this artist was named Artists of the Year the MTV
Music Awards. Ricky Martin. Now, I think this is when
Ricky Martin was still pretending he was a heterosexual gentleman
with songs like she bangs, she bangs, not he bangs,
he bangs. Yeah, as we well know now he is
a happy gay man. But this was his biggest song

(01:03:56):
of all time. They call it the tenth most iconic
pop music video from the nineteen nineties and won a
bunch of awards, Best Dance Video, Best Male Video Video
of the Year, It's best, the best there, It's like
number one around the world. So why not for Friday,
let's Living Levina Loca by Ricky Martin.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
Your Friday Flashbag zid M. It's your Friday Flashbag on
zi M. Ricky Martin Live in Levita Loka, fourteen past eight.

Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
Why not?

Speaker 10 (01:04:26):
You know?

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
Why not? I'm always living Leavina Loca, The Crazy Life.
Any feedback? Ah, My son, who has autism, is obsessed
with a song from its time on Shrek. Oh yeah,
it was a big wasn't It was Pussing boots a
that sung that sung it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
Yeah, we're both having a great morning now, so thank you?

Speaker 5 (01:04:44):
Okay, good.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
Bring me back to me six years old, listening to
my top of the Pop city in my room, wishing
I was married to Ricky Martin and kissing a picture
he gave.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
Well, yeah, he would have divorced. Well that might have
been a boy, we don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
Yeah, that's true. Actually, who are we to to genderize
that person? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Should have gone with alien ant farm.

Speaker 5 (01:05:03):
I wanted to, but I'm a I'm a company girl,
and I followed the rules.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Would have been better just saying, Haley, I'm not angry,
just disappointed. What am I listened to the breeze? Where's
my alien ant pharm?

Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
This ate the breeze? This is it inflile?

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
I can't hear this song. I'm not thinking. Shrek too
had this on a carriok you machine.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
My dad bought me uh at ten memories of screaming
into the microphone and knowing my parents immediately regretted ever
buying me.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
Okay, So yesterday I had my third annual colonoscopy, and
I'm getting this every year until you die. This is
what I thought.

Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
She gets it every year, or she does die, stops
her from dying. Oh yeah, yeah, I know.

Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
I said that to a couple of people because I
was like, oh my god, I can't believe. And it
rolls around so quickly. Even the surgeon was like, oh
my god, here you are again. I was like, oh no,
we should I have to look at your buttole. Then,
oh god, this quickly. There's long butt hoole because you've
got a very long, well endowed colon. Yeah you do.
But yeah, there's it's preventative because I have a condition

(01:06:08):
called serrated popsis polypsis syndrome, which means I grow polyps
in my colon very quickly, and if you leave polyps
they can turn into colon cancer. And as we know,
that's not a good one. You don't get the money
for polyps anymore. Do you like?

Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
It's like the wall offer sheep barely worth sharing them?

Speaker 5 (01:06:23):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
Yes, the bottoms dropped out. Excuse the pun of the
polyp market.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
So you know it used to be great to have
one of these bowers that group polyps fast, harvest them,
sell them at the market.

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
Yeah, that's right. So they camera on a hose.

Speaker 5 (01:06:38):
Will you flush out for a couple of days, then
camera on a long thing going through the colon, check
for things, and if they find them, as they do
with someone with my condition, they'll remove them.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
And the camera's got a laser. It's got a laser.
It just goes bizzed off. Wow, auterizes them, all of them,
or the dangerous looking one.

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
How do they have one?

Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
You do? They have little laws that tank the I
don't know it doesn't I've sent it and punches and
pulls it and they're just so crazy because there's a
good laser sound stright. So yeah, I did that yesterday,
but I was looking I hate the prep, and I
was hungry, hungry actually yeah, to be fair, but that's
a whole other thing. But afterwards, you know, you go

(01:07:20):
into the thing and you've got your gown on and
your naked underneath, and then you kind of go into
the thing and they put you on this side. They're
talking to you, the little thing into your little vein
there and then they're talking to you. And then the anesthetist, Andrew,
who's a great guy. He who a big fan of
the show. By the way, Oh, good morning, good morning Andrew.
Thank you for the delicious propofile.

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
Andrew's number.

Speaker 5 (01:07:44):
So he gives you a little bit. He's all right,
here's the first little bit, and then he's chatting to
you and then he said, here comes part two. And
then usually at that point I'm gone and then I'm
in the recovery area and you're like, and you find
yourself mid sentence saying you got all things, you know,
you kind of come to mid center. So yesterday and
I wondered if this was because I'm a little bit
heavier than last year. I didn't completely leave mentally, I

(01:08:08):
could feel an awareness not of my bart they were
doing whatever, a slight awareness of my mouth moving and
saying words for the full forty five minute procedure. And
when I did kind of you lie that? Did you
lie to Andrew about your weight?

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:08:23):
No, I put my real weight on because it's not
a bungee jump. When are you going back m shaving
fue off even if you're going in a helicopter.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
Shave yeah, you know you're shaving it off with that going.

Speaker 5 (01:08:40):
To be tell me shave off? No, no, no, yesterday,
no way, not in a medical context or ever shave off.
But it was higher than last year. So because because
you want them to adjust to call, it's based on
what no, no, no, But it was just a little
bit because they don't want you to be fully like
like that because I got to move you into all
these things. So I sort of had an awareness that
I had speaking for the four forty five minutes. Then

(01:09:02):
the doctor came in and said, god's my nightmare.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
I know it's my nightmare. I knew I was talking.

Speaker 5 (01:09:08):
I just don't know what I was the worst part
is so the nurse comes in, how you feeling take
it slowly because I'm up, I'm feeling good, and I'm
grabbing for my phone. She's like, don't be sending any messages,
you know, just ty horbit and I was like okay.
Then the anethosis comes in to make sure that you're
feeling all right and you've got fluids in your arm
and stuff, and he pulls back the kid hello, Chatty,

(01:09:28):
and I was like, I knew it. I knew it.
I absolutely knew it that I've been talking that whole time.
And I said, oh, I said, I sort of knew that.
He said, yeah, you were kind of still with us
the whole time. I was like, okay, that's good. Then
the doctor comes back and he goes, my god, you
are so funny, and you're like this, there's a nightmare.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
No, but you're also getting a compliment about you being funny,
so that must thank God. Yeah, and you've got a
get to do tonight. You should have asked him for.

Speaker 5 (01:09:52):
Some bullet points of what he likes and your material
interpreted into a new stage. No, I did say. I
said to him, what was I talking about? And he said,
for a good portion of it, you talked a lot
about die Heindwood and his bravery and what an incredible inspiration.
You were there to avoid what diet is going exactly.
And I've been touring with Die and Die has been

(01:10:13):
sharing his journey and stuff, so that kind of made
a lot of sense. And I told Die that and
he was absolutely delightous. But I said, oh good. He said,
for the most part of it, you were talking about
Die Hinwood And I said what else. He said, oh,
just bits and bobs and I said nothing. Terribly said
I'd never tell you if it was and I was like, oh, now,
I just don't know. Now you want to know a bit.
It must be a fun part of the job. It

(01:10:33):
must be so fun you are giving someone something that
turns the filters off.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
Yeah, you've got for you were just here the wildest
things I know.

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
And I was like, I've got so much on my
mind at the moment, Like what have I said?

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
You imagine living in a country where you're not you
know you do you don't say everything out loud. Oh yeah,
you're getting in China and you start slander in the government.

Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
And then recording you wake up in Yeah, oh my god.
He actually didn't end up telling me the blanks other
than talking about Die, but you do remember the first
one I ever got two years ago. I told all
the nurses and doctors to look up Ryan Philip. That
was the main talking point of that high. So at
least this time it was slightly more inspirational and about

(01:11:19):
a good friend. But then afterwards it's it's all good news,
and I'm back again next year. So who knows what
I'll say?

Speaker 4 (01:11:25):
When you did message just a photo of you quite high? Yes,
I did ask you.

Speaker 5 (01:11:30):
I send a few messages. I sent one message to
my best friend telling her commending her bravery. My message
one friend overseas, telling him how immensely proud I was
of where he was in his life. Okay, And then Flitch,
I sent you guys a photo being like. She was
all what and you were like, tell us how much
you love us? And I started being like, I know

(01:11:52):
you mean this as a joke, but really you too,
And I was like nah, and I backspace. I said
you couldn't handle it. Handle it, that's okay, play it.

Speaker 9 (01:12:03):
Ms Flinch, Vaughn and Haley, play z MS fletch.

Speaker 6 (01:12:08):
One and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
Now we have had correspondence from one of our favorite ladies.
Oh yeah, collectively one of our one of.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
Our best, one of our best, Gap bib BIV Flincher's mum.

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
She's got an event this weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
I woke up to the sea.

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
Yeah, she does in the show.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
So I woke up to this email. High must be
your bed time. She's in it at seven fifty two
or she spot on. I'd go to be at year
about quarter to eight last night.

Speaker 10 (01:12:36):
So.

Speaker 5 (01:12:38):
Jealous. My dinner was still in the oven. I had
a late general. Shouldn't be getting that, no, I know,
but I had my shippe'spi heading up in the oven.
And the whole time the oven wasn't on, I wasn't
there for like forty five minutes. Oh, just what did
you do?

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
Just to the fanom No, I told you. I turned
on on a fan bank zero degree.

Speaker 5 (01:12:56):
I turned it on wrong. I turned it on wrong. Yeah,
I didn't do the tight you know, go to do
the timer thing or something.

Speaker 10 (01:13:02):
I do that.

Speaker 5 (01:13:02):
There's that hate he functioned gold. I'll remember it because
if the clock's not working, the oven doesn't work. It's
so stupid. What I did was by the time it
came out, I was so tired and hungry that I
had a tantrum and went to beat and Dene you
didn't eat literally?

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
Yes, well so my message it must be a you
bed time. I'm in Poky, South Auckland. If you get
a chance, can we have a free plug tomorrow for
the show now, if you're get.

Speaker 5 (01:13:32):
A chance, it'll be lovely to catch up talking about this.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
She's your weekends, she's usual retired, doesn't have a job
to go back to.

Speaker 5 (01:13:42):
Closer to this some then she'll be you know, I'm
going to see her in like a couple of weeks.
How good is this? What's what's support? There's no point,
it's gold.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
It'll be fine. And you say she's she's doing another
one of her Rose shows. I love roses, well, you
love every time we go round to Mum's plan.

Speaker 5 (01:14:05):
I haven't seen Bev's roses yet.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
I know we simply masks and they'll be all out
at the moment one day they we're looking bloody lovely.

Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
So what what road show? Rose show? Is this? This
is the National.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
Roads returning to roses and romance? Is that the theme
this year?

Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
Mega is supporting it?

Speaker 5 (01:14:26):
Oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 10 (01:14:28):
Show?

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
So yeah, it's happening the sixteenth of November. That's tomorrow
from twelve thirty at round four o'clock.

Speaker 5 (01:14:35):
Public admission five dollars. Oh that's a steal. That's now
I actually have I was going to say a quiet
weekend I have. I have so much to do at
the house. I could put pop to Pooky for a
sniff of the rosies.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
Slitch not interested. I've seen BEVs.

Speaker 5 (01:14:55):
We'll go and have some roses.

Speaker 4 (01:14:57):
Seen roses before.

Speaker 5 (01:14:58):
So what is this when is it a competition?

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
Yeah, they have a competition, competition work, I don't know.
Because the rose it would be times.

Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
Entering her roses.

Speaker 4 (01:15:14):
I don't know if she judges at the moment, but she's.

Speaker 5 (01:15:16):
Up there.

Speaker 4 (01:15:18):
To the thing as well every now and then. Get
the roses, get the judges, Get the judges.

Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
What are they called? The judge judge some ribbons around it.
So they've given them some information on National Rose Show
dot in zid not co dot in zid uh. And
it even gives you information about accommodation for those traveling
from outside of the Auckland area, some local accommodations.

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
Because I'll be bringing the camp of Van no More.

Speaker 5 (01:15:47):
There's the two are Co Hotel, your Vader Motor Lodge
and book a coir steal. I would love to go
see some roses. I'll never grow them like were landscape
and I have a house that would look good with roses.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
Will your house would look good with roses? No villain,
but it's hard they're growing out in a house with roses.
Like backcard cricket was always a you need to get
the tennis ball. You had to get told off that
hating the roses, and then you have to get the
ball out.

Speaker 5 (01:16:13):
Of the prickles. And they're not ever green out. You've
got to keep cutting them back.

Speaker 4 (01:16:16):
Yeah, well you let them go, they go wild.

Speaker 6 (01:16:18):
They're a weed.

Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
You got to hear right.

Speaker 5 (01:16:22):
I think they can take a hiding too. Well, there
you go with that's shout out?

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
Can I tag on a little shadow on the.

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
What is Patsy going to want to shout out for?

Speaker 10 (01:16:31):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:16:31):
You can do a show? I was just going to
do it. This is a non no.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
No one's profiting from this. But my daughter's in a
car full of her peers off to some sort of
orienteering challenge.

Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
Day go outside and find some things on this and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
Last year she said there was controversy because at each
when you solve the puzzle you scan the QR code,
And she said some of the wardens weren't watching the
QR codes. Some kids would run distraction someone from their
team would scan the QR code and then they could
just move on to the next puzzle.

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
Cheating cheating.

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
I love that, and I said anything to if you
can't beat them, join them. If you see someone else cheating,
don't be the first to cheat. But if there's cheaters,
you just got to cheat better than the cheaters.

Speaker 5 (01:17:17):
Cheating.

Speaker 4 (01:17:17):
Cheat out cheat the cheaters.

Speaker 6 (01:17:18):
So good luck play Splitchborn and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
It's time for Effect of the Day.

Speaker 14 (01:17:27):
Day day day day. Do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do doo doo doo doo dooo doo.

Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
It's been fizzy drink.

Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
We're week here at fact of the day, and I'm
going to end with one that I found it this
other week and it blew my mind and I've saved it. Okay,
when you drink a fizzy drink and you feel the
bubbles popping on your tongue, it's not that's the taste
of carbon dioxide. What it's not bubbles popping on your tongue.

(01:18:03):
When you feel the bubble swopping, that's feeling. But you
know the taste when your tongue feels the bubbles popping. Wait,
that's what that must be. The bubbles popping. Yeah, it's
bubbles on my tongue. That's what I think.

Speaker 4 (01:18:16):
That's bubbles on That's what carbon dioxide taste. It's bubbled.

Speaker 5 (01:18:21):
Carbon dioxide tastes like bubbles popping on your tongue. But
that's not a taste, that's a sensation. That's a feelings.
Brains are tricking us a tank of carbon dioxide.

Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
And when don't, it's poisonous. Don't.

Speaker 5 (01:18:40):
It's what you can't breathe. It's what trees turn back
into breathable stuff for us. Don't do it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
I think, and also think you trees.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
I don't get big shout out to trees today the
show Heroes of this World. We should chop more of
them down. No, leave more of them up interesting hang
unless there are.

Speaker 5 (01:18:57):
A weed, then I think chop them down and replace
them in the mouth sense the five basic tastes sweetness, sourness, saltiness, bitterness,
savoriness sour it's sourness, not and bubbles on the tongue.

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
It's bubbles on the tongue.

Speaker 5 (01:19:11):
It's sour bubbles on the tongue. Isn't it taste the
carbon dioxide?

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
The bubbles and are tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny tiny, so
they sit on there and only parts of your tongue,
a fear, are tasting at once, whereas if you eat
an apple, Yeah, the apple coats your tongue, you get
apples in all parts of the tongue.

Speaker 5 (01:19:29):
You can taste the apple, right, or if you drink,
like when you drink a coke.

Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
Everywhere apart from where the carbon dioxide, which has a
distinctly different taste to the coke, is on the tongue.
You're like, that's the bubbles popping, but it's not. It's
you taste in the carbon dioxide. That's why have you
ruined fizzy for me?

Speaker 5 (01:19:48):
Yeah, that's sort of crazy because it's a feeling, not
a taste.

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
But it's a taste in tiny dots, which gives it
the impression that it's a feeling.

Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
It's this trippy man.

Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
Yeah, usually those are bubbles and they pop. Bubbles pop.

Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
Yeah, so when you drink it, imagine doing polka dots,
not circular you know, three d bubbles, but imagine polka
dots on your tongue and the parts where you've done
it is where you're tasting carbon dioxide and the rest
is the fizzy drink that you're tasting. What about popping
candy different? Completely plain that because explaining that, what does

(01:20:24):
that taste? Like, how's that popping?

Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
That's that's popping. That's different.

Speaker 5 (01:20:30):
But is that a taste or a feeling? That's a
feeling and a taste, because you can pop candy, but
you're feeling the popping, okay, right, but the time, Yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
You might be thinking the bubble.

Speaker 5 (01:20:43):
Weird. Yeah, weird I feel about tripping bowls, you know,
like that's a bit weird.

Speaker 4 (01:20:50):
I don't like this one.

Speaker 5 (01:20:52):
What's a taste? What's a feeling? Yeah? What you're describing
as a feeling and telling you it's a taste, Yeah,
it's not.

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
So today's back to the day is when this when
fizzy drinks on your tongue, your tongue is tasting the
carbon dioxide.

Speaker 5 (01:21:10):
The day day day day day. Yeah, do do do
do do doo doo doo doo dooo doo.

Speaker 6 (01:21:25):
Play, zidim S, Fletchborn and Hale.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
The later departure from work yesterday saw me driving home
facing the ultimate conundrum, do I go to the gym
or not?

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
I've been on a bit of a roll. Yeah, you
can tell hon been on a bit of a roll.
Jeb looking jail. Yeah, don't absolutely swimming.

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
In the.

Speaker 5 (01:21:45):
Hot Yeah you're swimming in there.

Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
Well yeah, it's doing all the heavy lifting here.

Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
That's the way. That's the way to to feel right
like you shlimming. Yeah, in the medium. Start out in
the medium, and then slowly people are like, oh my
god drinking. So I was driving and I was like,
I'm not going to. I just don't have the time.
I'm not going to. I thought, yeah, lazy ship, Come on.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
Your excuses will rob you of everything when put a
gun to your head and take your family.

Speaker 5 (01:22:15):
Your excuses will rob everything you ever wanted if you
let them.

Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
Rob you of everything, if you let them.

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
Yeah, I think when you say a motivational quote, it's
important to get it right. Okay, sorry, hang on, hang on,
I mean, I just I don't know much about motivational
qu Your excuses, your excuses.

Speaker 5 (01:22:33):
Will destroy you and take everything that you ever wanted
if you let them, If you let them, take everything
you ever wanted.

Speaker 4 (01:22:40):
So you're in the car nigging yourself. Okay, I'm going
to go. I'm going to go.

Speaker 5 (01:22:46):
I haven't been for over a week.

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
It's going to throw ye, but you've had reason not to.
Colon prepped. You can't be on a treadmill. No, read
out the quote.

Speaker 5 (01:22:55):
Okay, hang on, I'm excuses are like the Mexican drug cartel.

Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
They your home in the middle of the night and
put a gun to your loved one's head and scream
and Spanish you.

Speaker 5 (01:23:06):
No, I can't go to the gym. I'm pooping out
everything I have and have an in for two days. Hailey,
your excuses will destraw you and take everything that you
ever wanted.

Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
Yeah, So I went, and I parked up on you,
stomped up the stairs, went into the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
Nice, got changed, loub What do you mean I loved myself? Yourself?
I loube and protect before I go to the gym.

Speaker 3 (01:23:31):
I put glasses over my nipples every day because you're
run a lot of a lot of running on the
steer machine.

Speaker 4 (01:23:38):
Surely by now your nipples should be hardened.

Speaker 5 (01:23:40):
To the because I've kept them soft and yeah, I
don't want to harden them up. I've got Yeah, so
you're calloused, Yeah, calloused, you know, like a working man's hands.

Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
Your nipples do a lot of the holding weight left. Yeah,
size of peel enough.

Speaker 5 (01:23:59):
Oh yeah, they got good grip. So there I am.

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
I'm sack that I'm sack because I always try to
just squeeze out a little perfage.

Speaker 4 (01:24:07):
You loube.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
I plaster the nips and then I dip two fingers
into a top of vasseline coconut coconut vaseline. It sounds
like coconut coconut. I don't know if it might be
off brand vast. Okay, right, two fingers in into the pot,
little scoop, and I start. Now, ladies, I wouldn't do this,

(01:24:29):
but I start from the back and roll forward. But
I know, ladies, ladies go back. Actually, you shouldn't do
that either, really, if you're clean.

Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
Yeah, if you're if you're a smear and vass on there, Yeah,
you're allowed to get front into back, but not back
into front. You're back into front. It's going to make
you bleach harder.

Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
Yeah, it's like mixing paint colors on the you.

Speaker 5 (01:24:52):
Don't do it? And there and I'm loped up shorts
on Stinglet ready to go? Pick what show I'm going
to watch? Yep. And then I'm like, right, I'm ready
to go. Where are my shoes? Oh? No, had im
packed gym shoes, but that's okay. What shoes? Did you
arrive in your work?

Speaker 4 (01:25:10):
Birkenstocks? Oh yeah, yeah? Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:25:13):
Could you do weights? You're not You're not huge on
the big heavy weights because you can do those.

Speaker 4 (01:25:17):
In socks, socks and just socks.

Speaker 3 (01:25:23):
I saw somebody working out in birkenstocks and socks the
other day, those burken socks that we're talking about.

Speaker 5 (01:25:29):
The cloth.

Speaker 4 (01:25:31):
Madness. That's I'll drop it on my toe and I'd
smash my toe and that they'd be the end my foot. Okay, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:25:35):
So I walked out slip sleep slip.

Speaker 3 (01:25:42):
And my socks and my workout there and I walked
out and then I looked at the reception and I
turned and I walked down the stairs and I went
home with your bag and you just left and I left,
and you didn't gym.

Speaker 6 (01:25:51):
I think you could have hopped on by.

Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
That's why later I went home and I had a nap,
a delicious brown noise Bennie.

Speaker 4 (01:25:58):
Over the eyes nap and then.

Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
Amazing precursor help A sleep deeper like an angel for
two hours.

Speaker 5 (01:26:09):
Wow. And then when I woke up.

Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
That's why I went for a big walk with the
dogs and the children. So far, yeah, I would say.

Speaker 5 (01:26:18):
Before pre nap, did we remove the bandages from the nipples? Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:26:22):
Okay, okay, Cort, wipe it away.

Speaker 5 (01:26:30):
Yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:26:32):
We didn't know about the vassaline now.

Speaker 5 (01:26:36):
Man, you did you? I was chafed.

Speaker 3 (01:26:38):
I was ruined at one stage, and I was like,
it's just something I'm going to sacrifice.

Speaker 4 (01:26:43):
Yeah, I'm not a chafer.

Speaker 5 (01:26:46):
Georgia said that you need to get butt butter. They
sell it from Torpedo Sivern butt butter, so rather than
using it, what's butt butter?

Speaker 13 (01:26:56):
I kid you not that will help with your chafing,
Like no tomorrow and its you up so good and
I don't know what it's like. You don't need It's
like a tub and you just see the tiniest bat
and you're just like amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:27:09):
It stops chafing, stops all chafing.

Speaker 3 (01:27:11):
Like.

Speaker 4 (01:27:13):
That's corners.

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
He's got beautiful things A bit greasy is also only
canceled for using vesselaining that you're canceled.

Speaker 5 (01:27:25):
Why am I cancel? I don't know, It's just it
reminds me of puberty blues. Get the vasso. Oh you guys, no,
I don't know that. Don't don't do a reference weird references.
This is show your show. You want your own show next,
Maybe Australian references. Surely you guys know that reference. Get
the vasso. That your show. Anybody listening know what that

(01:27:50):
George just talking at? Tell you what the text machines
did on the reference. Crickets?

Speaker 4 (01:27:56):
Okay, slaying we have all puberty blues.

Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
We do want to know, now, though, how close you
came to exercise excel Like, how close did you drive
like the to the other side of town, Get into
the gym and then realize, you know what, I'm just
gonna go home.

Speaker 5 (01:28:10):
I've done it before when I've gone get there, get changed,
clothes on, water bottle felled, get there, look like, get
my bar waits on, lift open my ear podcase one
ear pod. I'm home, and I'm just like, I'm not
exercising if I'm doing a heavy lift I'm not doing it.
You sat down, you see the bar was loaded and
no way, Wow, really, car Kit. I'm well maybe you did.

(01:28:34):
Maybe you got it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
You set in and you sat down and then just
started scrolling on your phone.

Speaker 5 (01:28:38):
For like half an hour and then clearly I went
to the gym. Yeah, I mean you did swipe in.

Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
I'll wait un as number you can text a nine
six nine six.

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
How close did you get to exercising without actually exercising?

Speaker 4 (01:28:51):
Born you lift your shoes at home, so you were
at German. That's a safety, that's our health and safety.
I think, Yeah, I haven't had like that.

Speaker 5 (01:28:59):
I was going to watch the last cup of episodes
of The Old.

Speaker 4 (01:29:01):
Man, Oh yeah on Disney Plus season two.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
Then I already knew what I was moving on to
next time was starting HBO's The Penguin. Oh yep, yep,
that's my next to go on to, and I knew
that was something I was going to have to decide
mid exercise. So I decided before I go tape on,
the nips looped up ready to go, and then the
shoes went there.

Speaker 4 (01:29:17):
So I just walked straight out straight home.

Speaker 5 (01:29:19):
You're not alone.

Speaker 4 (01:29:20):
A lot of people coming very close to exercise.

Speaker 5 (01:29:22):
Yeah, I love someone text and got halfway to the
gym realized I'd left my sports bar at home. Now
we're not bouncing around these days, benws no no, no,
no no. So I got I went into the gym,
and then as I was leaving, I wasn't risking it
the reception. I said, Oh, okay, bye, already already.

Speaker 4 (01:29:42):
Wow, that's sad.

Speaker 3 (01:29:44):
I was going on a two day hike in the
Kahung National Park. On the drive out there, it felt
I've got myself ready, packed up all my book and
then I packed up all my bag and stuff, felt
out the intentions book.

Speaker 5 (01:29:55):
But as I was feeling of that as like intention,
I was like, what is my intention?

Speaker 4 (01:29:58):
To go home?

Speaker 5 (01:30:00):
And I just didn't have the feeling. Really wasn't feeling it. Okay,
put all that. If it wasn't feeling it, m we
have another vote for the sauna. I was at the
gym and then I saw a friend yep, got on
the treadmill next to the week she ever saw and
go get some lunch.

Speaker 4 (01:30:15):
I love that, love it, I love that for you.
I went to the gym and I walked in.

Speaker 5 (01:30:21):
I could hear the class.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
There was a class happening, and the person that was
running the class at an Australian accent.

Speaker 4 (01:30:26):
I said I'm not listening to that, and went on.

Speaker 5 (01:30:29):
Listen to that. Sign up for a marathon yep, right arrived,
lined up, walked around the corner and corner. Did they
do the training? I don't know. Then, I actually don't
have to do that. Yeah, no one asked me to.
I don't have to.

Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
Somebody else said, I drove forty five minutes home from work.
Traffic was really bad that day, got to the gym,
God all dressed, was about to start, and then my
girlfriend said me, it's dirty picture.

Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
And I just walked straight out. I am going yeah, different.

Speaker 5 (01:31:03):
Sitting you a dirty peck. No doubt that'll be rambunctious afternoon. Absolutely. Ah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:09):
Somebody else said, and I get this. When there's a
class going on and someone's screaming. Yeah, it's not like
always a great I've got headphones on, I can block it. Yeah.
But if you did it and you were just enjoying
the beautifully created curated selection of music the gym, or
blast that maybe you can hear the yelling overward, but
the encouragement. They said that the gym guy was just

(01:31:31):
yelling so much encouragement. I was like, Oh, I can't hear.

Speaker 4 (01:31:33):
I can't handle this, so we too much encouragement. Well,
congratulations to you podcast listen. You've reached the end.

Speaker 5 (01:31:40):
So I would assume if you've listened all this way through,
you're either asleep and which case, or have you enjoyed it?
So drop us a review and tell your friends that's
how podcasts work.

Speaker 6 (01:31:52):
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