Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 18th November 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM podcast network, The flesh One and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at Macafe. The perfect start to
every day play ZMS Fletch One and Haley.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Thanks Brian, good morning, Welcome to the show, Fletch, Fawn
and Hailey. Two minutes past six. Hello, I saw her
over the weekend. We'll say, some mad bastards instead of
putting the Christmas trees.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Up too early December first.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah, but some people just love it so much. They
spend so much money they want it up more times
of the year.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
We have farmers open on my web browser buying more
decorations from my tree.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
That is one ornament for that price.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
No I know, but they've got to buy one, get
one free. So actually, but you know, but my tree
is flowers and birds.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
You just get some camart ballbulls or farmers bull bulls.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
The flowers and birds. Flowers and birds. Okay, interesting, thank you.
It has a theme, it has an esthetic. It has
to go with the house. Flowers and birds.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Flowers and birds this year. Okay, flowers and birds.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Oh my.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
The top six today Vaughn Australia in the name of Science,
asking Australians to log their farts, get a fart diary,
get a track phone out and is that the diaries
that the if you record them, because sometimes they just
pop out andn't they you.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Don't go quickly quickly?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yeah yeah, yeah, like sometimes you might have one on
board and you want to play that game Guess my fart,
but it sneaks out before you find someone who will guess.
We'll get into the reason.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
I don't look at me like I'm the only person
that's guess my fart. No, I haven't, but I really
enjoyed it when it was doing the rounds on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, we'll get into why Australians are logging farts for
science soon. With the top set, I've got the top
sex types of farts that you're that you could like, Okay,
great love farts.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Play z ms Fleashborne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
I spoke to Turn. I did because I see that
this food trend doing the rounds on TikTok sound and disgusting.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
It's not.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
It's just a version of a food that already exists.
They're calling it dry yogurt, which immediately made me feel like,
you know when you have yogat and around the edges
against that powdery crust. That's what I was imagining, that
we were eating the powdery yogat yuck.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
And you said dry yogurt. I imagined like yogat covered raisins.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yoga covered.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Well, even yogurt. That's his chocolate, right, that's one, that's
his chocolate. Right, How have they hardened the yoga? I
don't asked the questions of science and the science science.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
It's definitely tangy chocolate. I just let the science go
in my mouth. Yeah, same, I'm happy. You know, dry
yogat is you know when you open up like a
Greek style yogat or a Greek Greek yogurt, and it's
got all that water, you know, and you always like
you mix it in beause you open it.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
It's like, sorry, is that your Australian Greek.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
It's a terrible creak Australia.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
It's a good bro canceled. I think, you know, I
think you can feels it off. You're like, that's your canceled.
I think it doesn't feel good, feel nice?

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yeah, I don't know. I mean maybe white. I'm white. Yeah,
I suppose so suppose so yeah, so dry yogurt is
just like you don't let lebn love, you know, to
go to cafe and it's just kind of like that smooth,

(03:43):
thick yogurty n.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
E h about cheese made from strained yogurt. It's thick, creamy,
tangy and man ah.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yes. So this is just had a name. I just
called it lab nac. So it's strained yoga that's also straining. Yeah,
you're straining. Don't go on, no, no, you're straining all
the water out of your yoga. Why not straining great yoga?

(04:18):
Why are they doing it?

Speaker 3 (04:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
It's just a food trend that's going around and they're
doing it like they're draining their yogat and then they're
making shapes like domes and stuff, because it kind of
goes almost like a silken tofu texture, you know that
like thick, gelatinous kind of jelly. Now you talk thick
and gelatiness, you're on board.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
You're on board.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yeah, that's your duo namey you too, gelatinous. So they
do that and they make these little like balls and
then they're making them look all nice and aesthetic and stuff.
So this is like this is like this huge thing.
It's everywhere.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Smack, it's kids. Stop playing with your food.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Just eat it. Do you know what I mean? Yeah,
I just when I open my yoga because I have
yoga every day. Yeah, I gut house, gut house, gut
how proats bra I mix it up. I just mix
it up, watery bar, yeah, mix it in. I like
my yoga wet, like many other things.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yeah again, I don't know. I don't doing The voice.

Speaker 6 (05:21):
Plays ms Fledgeborn and Hailey a UK.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
I believe it's pronounced an OK company. Now this is
he's been saying that wrong for honestly the whole time.
O two as U K's the sorry, the Ook's largest
mobile phone or network operator, so much like our Sparkle voter.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
I go to the UK. That's the one I always use.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah, because it's super cheap, so cheap. Yeah, and you
can get roaming or yeah. Well, they have introduced a
chatbot designed to frustrate phone scammers that you know, take
advantage of a lot of elderly that's good stuf. Do
you know in there? Because I've never I mean, I
don't have a landline, but I'm guessing they're calling cell phones.

(06:06):
So I've never had a scammer try to call me,
have you.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Apes? Heapes.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
There was a period a few years ago where it
was like five times a week unknown number would call
or yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Or a number like that had like five thousand digits
to it.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
You get the text of the emails, like you've got
a courier that's you know, just needs you to fill
out this and pay.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
I know your package is held the customs.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Well, they have released an AI granny. It's called Daisy.
The AI and Daisy are capital like that right, good
from them from them now. It combines combines various AI
models that transcribed the caller's voice into text before generating
a response in real time, like you're having a conversation.

(06:52):
And the whole idea of this is to waste scammers
time great so that you're not getting scammed because of
move on to the next person. And apparently there have
been reports of this AA Greennie wasting scammers time up
to forty minutes.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
It's so they don't know. I saw you've seen the video.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Well, so I can play you a little bit now
you never know.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
So W is than a dot three times W and
then dot.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
I think your profession is bothering people.

Speaker 7 (07:24):
Right, I'm just trying to have a little chat.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
It's nearly been an hour.

Speaker 8 (07:29):
For the love of Oh gosh, how time flies. Because
while they're busy talking to me, they can't be scamming you.
And let's face it, dear, I've got all the time
in the world.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
That's just the pace that old people talk.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
That is when you see the villa and and she's yeah,
she's like, do you want to see me? She's going
on about her cat. Oh, it's so good, it's really good.
I don't know none of the news as say how
it works, like if you've got to have an app
or you have to then somehow transfer the call, or
maybe you just put the phone down next to your

(08:08):
computer and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, apparently it's
been developed. The AI was trained in part by Jim Browning.
He's a scam bait guy on YouTube who has a
huge following and there's kind of become a sport for
some people. It's so waste scammers time.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
I've done a little bit of it before, like indulged
a call or two, you know, answer questions, you know,
and then until they figured out and then most of
them they'll just hang up straight away. Yea, they know
that you're like onto them, but.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
I think because I know they have no idea, So
how am I doing? A w and adult a woman
who was trying to scam mer there was like, it's
nearly being an f an hour.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
She's for an hour.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
They they've come out and said, because they've released this,
like the videos like a couple of minutes long, those
are actual scammers. Yeah, they're talking to so they haven't
like fake that video up the actual scammers. Is that?

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Imagine if that was a full time job, though for
for a human being, and you were a scammer time waster.
You turn up to work every day and you get
your little lunch and start sit up your computer. You're like, right,
you'd have to be good at acting, and then they
transfer the cor to you while I am good a
degree and they transfer the car to you, and then
you just play characters.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
She was talking about a hypothetical situation, and you were
just saying the person would need to be good at acting.
She immediately took that as you saying.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
I was like, how did you sinuate?

Speaker 5 (09:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:29):
I am as we established last week, I am so
good that I can act a real life baby coming
out and make you think that a baby has arrived. Okay,
it's so fun. You could do a different character each time,
a whole bad store. You can work on your on
your characters.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Be great for out of work actors that kind of job.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Why did you look at me when you sit out
of work actor?

Speaker 3 (09:48):
You're not out of work.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Acting work. Okay, that's where you were highlighting.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Be great for those actors out of work born.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Yeah, like Hayley, goddamn you joined play m S Fletchforn
and Hailey.

Speaker 6 (10:04):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
This is the top six that was weird. It was
good funny man, you really formed that.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Ah. The CSI RROW Australians something something something something are
asking people to record their flatulence data.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Now record as an order diary on your phone.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Nah, it looks like frequency, stench, loudness and duration in
your stch are your criteria. Like someone's getting paid to
run this study. I do apologize in the app where
you log it. If you do get to it in time,
you can click a record button and record the sound
of your phone. Lar. Sorry, like cauld you mention them
sitting in the room analyzing all the data.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Just the funniest You're like, I went to university for
six years. Man, what am I doing?

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah? So dietessian Megan Rebuli says some people find farts
embarrassing and uncomfortable, but by tracking them and talking.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Openly about them, we can learn more about our gun.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
She's gonna if someone's been on the Greek yogurt, that's
for sure.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Yeah, I did adet. I did a gog on Friday
at Yi Beach, And you know, I had my colonoscopy
on Thursday and they inflate your colon and they did
say to me, they were like, you have farts and stuff.
I was like, it's fine, but they didn't come out
until Friday. And I keep going to the bathroom at
this girg and be like, oh released. It was just

(11:37):
hear like the types of types of farts you can
log for science.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Okay, Well we have all and we can we can
all make noises about sound like okay, very mature, very demure,
and science. Science. It's science. Yeah, number six on the list,
the one that needs a check.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
Afterwards.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
The yeah, chiu sloppy, maybe a white maybe just a
precautionary white.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
See what we've got going on? Much moisture in that one. Yeah,
so one day if you do it around someone, they're like,
did you whoa, you're right?

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Did you say why they want farts?

Speaker 5 (12:14):
Log?

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Like, what are they?

Speaker 3 (12:15):
It's for gut how for trying to get sort of
like the temperature of the nation on gut gut live right?

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Interesting? Yeah, it just sounds like they want to take
all these farts and make a funny campaign. Keeping an
eye on your digestive track. Yeah yeah, okay, so number
number sex is the one that needs a check. Yeah,
it sounds like, yes, it was so good. There's a
little bit of like the ears working around something. Yeah. Yeah.

(12:49):
Number five on the level also eating right now, good
morning or they eating eating poos?

Speaker 4 (12:57):
You hear a far you're eating. It's good stuff. Number
I mean not at the dinner table. That's crude. Yeah,
it's very crude.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Top six types of farts you can like for science,
That deep, ghastly one that sounds like you're hollow, like
it's rumbled.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Its way out. Ye, it's a big it's like a
church fart. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, like there was just
nothing in its path, it came running around the colon
and then I love that.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Number four on the last, number four on the last
of the top six types of farts you can like
for science, The quiet one that you get away with
just because conversation's happening, but a potent stencher. Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
Are they the long quiet ones or the quick quiet
ones that are just like and you're like, just because
while someone's gonna hear it, but and.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
There's nothing worse than getting away with a far yeah,
but it's it's there and then someone comes over it
to talk to you. You're like, I'm so sorry. Let's
go over here.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Oh my god, look over there, look over there, let's move. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Those are the ones because are sure generally not enough
escapes for it, beef.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
It's like a oh yeah, and you're like I got
away with that. Yeah, yeah, no it didn't. Don't move
with me. Number three on the list.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
From my pop button to lead it out.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Number three on the list of the topic of.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Farts you can like for science, The long one that
even surprises you and it's coming out of you.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
It always has a little X at the inn. Yeah, like.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
So you're just like, give a little squeeze and it yeah,
shoots the caboose out of it. Like if it was
a symbol, it would be the Nike Tech.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Number two on the lists of the top sex types
of farts that can that you can lock for silence,
A silent one that's not smelly, that makes you question
of even even happen.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
Yes, it's just a release of ear. Yeah, and you're like,
that is gonna stake and it doesn't matter. Yeah, I'm
an angel. Maybe it didn't happen. Yeah, maybe I just move. Yeah,
could be ear stuck in my jeans. It's slowly licking
from my jets.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
And number one of the less of the top sex
types of farts you can lock for science, the one
that wakes you up.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Oh my god. Yeah, it's always like a like a
real just a classic.

Speaker 9 (15:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Yeah, what time is it? What a shameful human action?
A farting yourself away? Yeah yeah, like we just added
embarrassing but fighting ways, what was that was you, babe?

Speaker 9 (16:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:08):
But fighting yourself awakes shameful, Yeah, shameful to the core.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
And then do you give you do the a couple
of ye yeah, yeah, you gotta get it out, get
it out? Yeah, g Slow Lily Can.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Today's to play z MS Fletchborne and Haley play z
MS Fletchborne and Haley.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
Let's talk about elevender marriages.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Now.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
Elevender marriages is something that goes back to the nineteen
twenties when it was unacceptable to be homosexual. Okay, so
a lot of the times, and particularly people of high
profile like actors and actresses, they were encouraged to marry
someone to kind of present as heterosexual, right, to cover
it up, to cover it up, and then that couple

(16:58):
that got married would have an array. It's a lavender marriage,
me knowing like maybe they're both gay or one of
them's gay, and the arrangement is like we just you know,
this is how we're presenting ourselves. But I'm going to
go and have my fun. You can go have your fun,
and the marriage is just a marriage of convenience. And
then everyone stops asking when you're getting married. Everyone stops

(17:18):
asking that. And that probably works well for the woman
and the man's a homosexual, works well for him because
they're like, what are you doing and he's like nothing.
You can stay at home with the cats, yeah, with
the cats, and you can go out to the clips. Yeah,
you know, so that was huge and then it kind
of changed shape. But it's been around for ages, people
just sort of getting married for convenience.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Why'd they call them lavender?

Speaker 4 (17:38):
I don't really understand where lavender came from.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Because that was always the color associated with homosexuality, right purple?

Speaker 9 (17:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Maybe right? Purple, Yeah, that's right. Growing out, purple was
the gay color, wasn't it. Yeah, before the whole flag,
before it was a rainbow, it was just purpose purple.
That's right.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Interesting, So now.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Gen z have kind of redefined lavender marriages.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
And it's this lavender, the gayest color. That's the eyebut
is lavender, and it's the gayest color, was the answer.
In the twentieth century, lavenders and lilacs replaced the heavy moves,
moves moves, and dictent purples of previous generations. These lighter
colors developed a queer hue as they became more fashionable
with women in Lavender became a slang term for a

(18:21):
gay man, a queer hue.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Haven't you had a lavender? Here's a Lavender's a lavender?

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Wow? Okay, look at that.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
All sorts of buggery and such. I saw him in
a lavender T shirt. What a queer hue. So now
gen Z have kind of reclaimed lavender marriages and it's
less about hiding sexuality and it's more about convenience.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Yeah, I was gonna say convenience.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
Stability, connection, sheared support and basically.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Like costs, maybe even even I was going to say
being able to afford a house.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
That's one of the main reasons is peop going like, look,
I don't really want to get married, but we could
be a unit together, you and I.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
You've got to have a bestie to do this though,
because you don't want to get a house to someone
you'd hardly know. I know, and you're stuck with them.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
And yeah, but they're going like sky high living costs.
If you were to keep going like, you can share
costs of food, you can share costs of rent or mortgage,
you can buy a house together. You could have someone
always there is your emotional support, someone there to sort of,
you know, help you through life. And it doesn't have
to be like a romantic or sexual relationship. And this

(19:33):
is on the rise, people making profiles looking for leavender
marriages being like I want to share my life with someone,
but I don't want it to be in a traditional
relationship sense, rejecting again, you know, the standards of the
societal norms. And then that you're going if you find
someone who's got sheared goals, maybe it's someone you could
travel the world with, or you could save with. They're reliable,

(19:56):
go through life's ups and downs with. But then be like,
I don't love you or anything, need anything everything else
from you. You must still be heading you. I'm not gonna.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
No got everything else is fine? Separate bedroom, yes, but
so isn't there this marriage and after years?

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Yeah, Actually gonna say, these Elevender marriages just sound like
how marriages go ms. Flinch Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Hay silly little pool, silly little poo.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little.

Speaker 9 (20:30):
Pool, silly pool, sily little cool, silly little cool sill.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
You just said five to seven. I was like, absolutely,
it's mid day. Look outside, look at this day. Looks
just the fact that bright. We're just over a month
away from the longest day. Yeah, just like long twenty
third of December or something, you know, the one that's
like that some the longest well, speaking of the sun.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
It might be or it might be down when you
make love.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
All right, this is up to you. The question that's
gone viral in the last week because some check arson
on TikTok, check on check on tag girly on TikTok,
and now we're all debating.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
It's a feast debate. What time of the day is
the best time morning for a bit of nookie?

Speaker 3 (21:18):
What about some people anytime a morning, you'd just be
stoked anytime.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
And I knew that there was I knew there was
science to it.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Like, here's real quick nine unbelievable benefits of doing it
in the morning. Okay, your body's primed and ready to go.
It's the peak like if you sleep normal hours, if
you're not a shift worker, the cicada, the cicadas outside
and the radom rhythm rhythm is when it is the
peak of your estrogen and testosterone levels.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he'll last longer.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
That's another really one of the things that more testosterone,
the bit of the chances that he's going to last
longer and it's going to be hotter.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
It releases the cuddle hormone.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
It's a stress reliever and dworphins flood the body, and
it's great start to theday. Here, got to get up
for work.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
You can't.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
It's no time for cuddle, no cuddles, no cuddle, But
you take the cuddle hoemones into the day. It coounts
as a workout. It's good for the brain, boosts the
immune system. Still waiting for Apple Rings to add that one. Actually, yeah,
I know, I always got to.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
I always log at his other. Yeah, the exercise.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
I don't want to get a notification saying, hey, you
have just finished.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
Another seven minutes. Finished the workout? Well according to you.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
The responders to us all little pile Evening wins Tonight
Evening at fifty five percent.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
It's convening right you get into bed. You've probably had
a shower before you got into bid. You're feel the
clean and shower. It's so weird that you guys shower
immediately afterwards.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Yeah, I don't. And then she's like, oh, why do
I keep getting you?

Speaker 4 (22:49):
You've three summers, three summer's going for a fourth? Yeah,
people said morning sixteen percent.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
During the day after, there's no option here for late
night drunk and fumble about God, it goes on too long.
And then.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
You're like, should we call it, should we put a
We'll put on it here, We'll call it this U date.
No thing's gonna come from this.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
People are getting their names, by the way, they're getting
named because they won't be shamed. Okay, named Finn absolutely
in the morning, who's got the time for it in
the evening?

Speaker 4 (23:23):
Yeah, that's the thing. If you leave it to the
end of the day, it's too easy to just end
up not doing it. Yeah, tired.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
When I first read this, I thought it was about
a win to sort out life admin, pay bills, do
the laundry, etctera, you know, adult times.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
I'm so sorry that your mind went there immediately. Josh. Yeah,
Sister Fran. Remember when we talked about Sister Fran. Yeah,
the show.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
She's not tuned out, even though we are good, you know,
aren't exactly well behaved Catholics.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
But then I'm beginning to maybe believe she's.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Not a nun after all, because she said, where's the
all three choice?

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Oh, friends, she is not a woman of the cloth.
Surely not.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
If you can pull off the afternoon, it's topped here,
said Sarah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is exciting.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
Yeah, what should we do at it.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah, that's good stuff in the evenings, mainly just because
the kids are asleep, Jane, Okay. Reuben says there is
simply no better way to wake up than a little
bit of morning Yeah, good times.

Speaker 10 (24:26):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Tonyana said it's the best just before bed is you
can go to bed happy and exhausted.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, afternoon delights is Joel.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
People do the afoon delights a special treat and cats
it in the evening after showers when we both clean
and have nice minty breath.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
The feeling cats not just like a spur of the
moment sort of, let's get down to it.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
This sounds like there's gonna be proper. Yeah, but morning breath.
See to me, I don't mind the morning breath. I
think it adds a little something to it.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
A stake, Yeah, plays its fleshed one in Hailey.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
I love you too, but I'm not sorry about it. Okay.
I had the weekend.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
It was a massive build up and as somebody messaged in,
let's not forget Mike Tyson has a history that is
certainly not gentlemanly, and I couldn't agree more. The guy
did some terrible things. He is yeah, historically a piece
of shit. Ah, and he was going to at the
age of fifty fifty eight. Also, it feels like he
should be older than that. Yeah, it feels like he's

(25:30):
been around and the eighties. Yeah, he's been kind of
was super young.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
He was very young. He was like a teenager when
he first started. Because you watched the documentary. I watched
the documentary with my dad because I come from a
boxing family. My granddad was a boxer and a referee
and stuff on my dad's dad. Oh, your dad's dead,
Matt Sprow, Yeah, and say it's Sprow. That's a box's name,
Matt Brown. What was his fighting name, Matt the Puncher. No,

(25:57):
I don't think he had one, sort of back in
the day. It was like your Johnny Wood pun chop.
But I watched it with my dad, so I did
sort of get a little bit invested in the thing.
And then Aaron was like it's all rigged, like it's
all just a farce really, and I was like, no,
it's not. And then yeah, I watched ten minutes of
it and I was like, oh, yes it is.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Was on Netflix. They have bos live, like Netflix was
trialing a live and man buffering, buffer, and the kids
are like, all.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
Around the world it was did it buffering?

Speaker 9 (26:33):
Right?

Speaker 4 (26:33):
I Mean, one way to know that it was a
setup from the get go was the fact that Jake
Paul was being paid forty million dollars for the fight
and Mike Tyson was being paid twenty million dollars. Like
it was all just it's money, yeah, I said, And
they didn't train and they didn't work hard for it,
but they didn't put the rule giving some of his
forty million to Mike Tyson as well. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
It was the other thing, right, I don't know. There's
a whole lot of online conspiracies about it.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Rible. The woman's boxing was probably the best fight of
the whole box. I've been asked to do those celebrity
fighting things before, and a part of me was like,
I'd love the chance. I'd love the excuse to go
to the gym and get fit for it. The moment
anyone clocked me in the drawer blank?

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Yeah, do you know what I alluded the weekend there's
two poles. Yeah, yeah, I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
I love him. There was a singular pool. Shannon is
really laughing at you, right, I didn't know this YouTube.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
I was like, how is he fitting all this into
his schedule? He's got the wrestling, he's got a new baby. No, no,
I wrote it off and then shadows like you know
this two of them.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
I was like, what, because the plants and that's your generation.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
She can't give a little lesson on the pools.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
There literally was a whole YouTube beef with the two
of them, wrote songs about each other.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
It was a whole thing.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
Jake's the younger one. He was Disney Logan's the one
who filmed a dead body and got cancer. No, two
different people, very similar vibes, like I can see why
you would think the same person.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Yeah, yeah, but great great stories. Yeah. One thing to
get Vaughn you back on board with this whole world,
I would like you to google someone due to leadom
j U t t A j u t t t
A space l e E r d a U. Yeah. Okay,
Dutch speed skater. Yeah, that's that's Jake's girlfriend. She's an

(28:34):
Olympic Dutch speed skater.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
You know, I've always loved speed and I just know
Sorry the reason I'm pointing I love speed skating. The
girl from the meme the speed skating meme which they
were like, you get beaten by the same person twice
and she beats the skater and then zips down her.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Top and her cleavage is out, and the other skaters
just like, yeah, she's something. Yeah anyway, do you know what,
I'm so glad the fight's over because I just want
to out of my feed now, do you know what
I mean?

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Like, I'm just sort of like, Okay, I just can't
believe it broke Netflix. Yeah, why nothing breaks? Netflix didn't
an episodea reunion of what was that? Shannon. The only
other time Netflix broke.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
Lover is Blind Reunion.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
It took about two hours for it to start, and
at that point all of the contestants had had too
many lemonades and it was absolution.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Do you think they're ever going to be able to
do live events if the whole world's trying to watch
too much too much?

Speaker 4 (29:36):
Yeah, then yeah, I don't know how you would, even.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
If we're all watching the all Blakes, Like, I don't know,
it's only just a little bit of New Zealand watching it,
you know, Yeah, even whole planets. The whole planet's trying
to watch a live event. Is that even possible.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
No, I don't know. Well, apparently not because it was
buffering as Vaughn see it. Yeah, but there was. I
would really be interested to see the viewing stats.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
I'm sure probably google them, how many people watch, how
long they watched for, because I think, like you said,
he people tapping out early in.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
It plays it MS Fletchborn and Haley plays it MS.
Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
Scrooging is the term doing the rounds at the moment because.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Of the origin of Ebenezer Scrooge, the character from the
Christmas story Christmas Carol.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
A Christmas Carol Charles Dickens, Yeah you knew this.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Yes, a scrooge and he was tight with his money.
And that's why Scrooge McDuck is called Scrooge McDuck.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
He's name.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Yes, again we've conferred he as a duck, but the
Scrooge title comes from ebenez a Scrooge because he was
a penny pincher and scrooge.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
So Christmas Carol, they performed this all the time. I've
seen Ray Henwood do a Christmas Carol. Used to do
it at Circa Theater. Rest in Peace. Di's father and
he would do this at Christmas time every year and
they sit down and would read Dickens Christmas Carol in
his fantastic Welsh New Zealand accent, and yeah, the character

(31:01):
Eban is a screwge, is basically a bit of a
grinch at Christmas, doesn't want to spend any money. So
the term scrooging that is doing the rounds at the
moment is the act of someone breaking up with you
just before the festive season so they don't have to
buy you a Christmas present.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Well, you could say someone scrooging if they broke up
with you before Valentine's Day or your bes.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Scages Christmas affiliation. Yeah, there is a Christmas affiliation.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
So that's why people can be like, are you're being
a bit of a scrooge even if you're just not
getting into the Christmas spirit. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Yeah, So some people are saying that Christmas scrooging is
obviously like if you are so willing to dump someone
just to not spend money on them, there's underlying issues
that are more than not going to spend money. It's
a good excuse.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
I feel like, yeah, the fact that you got to
buy them in Christmas prison.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Is just it's just the last thing you got to lie.
You can't. I don't want to be off that person,
So I'm going to scrooge them and break up with
them right before I've definitely. I remember breaking up with
my boyfriend when I was like seventeen or eighteen, just
before my birthday, and I remember he had bought me

(32:08):
a present and it was Aureador's flat.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Seeing it wrapped up, you wait a few days I
asked for it.

Speaker 9 (32:16):
You.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
I remember it was a wallet. It was like a
Lippard print, classy. It was like a Lippard prince.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Well, how many days did you break out before your birthday?

Speaker 4 (32:34):
It would have only been like a couple, because I
remember he made me this playlist for my first day
or something. I don't know. I can't remember all the details,
but tell me he didn't give you the wallet? Yeah,
he came it to me. Who was What am I
going to do with it? What a nice boy? I
remember that. I remember being in a shop seeing a wallet,
and then I remember seeing a present there and being like,

(32:55):
I reckon, that's the wallet, and then breaking up with him,
and then being like, because the girl that Christmas got
me a present, she spent. She was, but it was
a weird. It was almost it was an.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Egg and you cracked it open and it was a
good luck dragon and you put a coin in his
mouth and it was good luck.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
I remember those put in his mouth. No, no good luck.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Dumped luck out there on your own, you mean, but
she I got her of course the Killing Heidi CD.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Great album, great album for the album double CD. Yeah,
spend the money. Yeah, it was that white singer White
Lady doing. Come on, it was the year two thousand. Yeah, true,
we didn't know about that. Wait, but when did the
gift exchange occur? Before the words were said, I don't

(33:48):
want to deal with you.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Yeah, there was a gift exchange and then what so
she opened the game? Remember it was You might think
I bring this up a lot. I bring it up
for a gag. Mostly, Yeah, I can't remember. Their gifts
were exchanged, and then sometime later on, Well, if you
are thinking of scrooging someone, you've only got thirty six
sleeps until Christmas, you're leaving it a bit late.

Speaker 8 (34:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Yeah, i'd scrooge sort of this week. Yeah, scrowge with
some urgency. Scrooge with urgency.

Speaker 6 (34:16):
Plays it ms Fletchborn and Haley a Swedish minister.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
She's a Minister of gender equality in Sweden.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Okay, she has and it's not just a dislike she
is saying, a sort of our allergy.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
It's not an analogy. It's a phobia of bananas.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Banana Is that actually a thing.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
Anything? Yeah, it's sort of analogy.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
You could say that's not but it's not any you
are allergic. But if you've got a strong phobia, then
you've got a strong phobia. So apparently she can't even
have them in the room. If she's going to a
meeting and there's a fruit bowl, she's like, people, go
ahead and clear out the bananas.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
All right.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
So this has become a big news story, massive news.
This is as big as political scandals get in sweet
Sweet and Yeah, maybe it's a minister that's allergic to bananas. Yeah,
I just googled banana allergies are prevalent and about zero
point one to one point two percent of the population.
It's a very zero point one or point zero one,

(35:22):
zero point one, zero point one. So for every one
thousand people there's someone who's allergic to bananas. Yes, that's
quite a lot but it says here severe banana intolerance
may present with mild severe symptoms because it's quite a
neutral fruit you top three for everybody, and it's touching
the fruit or its peel that'll make you, I'm guessing

(35:44):
maybe puff up.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
See if she was allergiced, she'd say she's not.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
I am. It's a sort of an allergy. You could
say it's something that I get professional help with. She's
seeing a therapist. Which you think she's ever seen any
of the Minions movies?

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Oh no, you would. They look too much like a
little spot.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
They look like a little And they say banana.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Do you think she' seen bananas and pajamas? I mean
that's Australian nightmare. Will catch you unawares. Yeah, And she's like,
why they're wearing pants? I'm not here to. I mean,
a stupid phobia of the m O T H. I
get it. And there's a silly thing to have phobia off,
but but I get that phobia. I get it, and

(36:24):
it is it's not it's not super common, but it's
not uncommon, you do know what I mean? Like it's
got its own term. It's you know, there's a thing
whereas banana phobia doesn't have its own name, like no,
it doesn't, no, but it's just under an umbrella of
food phobias, right, bananas, not specifically, What is it about it?

(36:46):
I get the string he's weird, they bruise.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
I don't like it in the string, you know when
one comes off. Do you know why I don't like
eating the stringers? Because my great uncle lived on the
same farm as us, grung Up, and he had Partlkinson's disease,
and he loved bananas and it always and he liked me,
likes eating a brown banana. But I remember he as
a kid. Their house smell like smoke because his wife

(37:09):
smoked inside. Just as whole you taking me, you know,
all your senses get involved, and I remember him offering
me a bite of his banana with his he had
the shakes, the Parkinson shakes, and he had that string
of banana in his mouth and he was like trying
to suck it up.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
That's just an image that's stuck when he was a
little kid, like I was just like, what scared me?

Speaker 3 (37:29):
And that the string Every time the string of a banana,
I've immediately taken back.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
That would this bananas and this is sucking up the strings.
Poor uncle. Yeah, that's my string of banana.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Maybe somebody messaged in saying bananas can taste spicy to me. Okay,
now we're on now on of some good stuff.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
Now it's very low spice food.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
And somebody said, I recently learned that if you have
got a banana allergy, it normally means you also have
a text elogy. Oh so banana condom's definitely out got.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Or putting putting a condom, practicing putting a condom on
a banana.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
That's also out.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Hell plays Fleshborne and Haley play ms Fletchborne.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
And Hailey now a Toronto law firm, have she had
an interesting case that they've dealt with And the most
annoying thing about this is it because of the attorney client.
It's just I guess the secrecy and the privacy. We
don't know how the story ended. A couple divorced. They

(38:39):
both had tickets to see Taylor Swift in Toronto? Has
that show? Has the Toronto shows been a The Toronto
show has been yes, yes, because.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
She's finished, which I know.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
We were sending people to Vanko, Yeah, we were sending
people to the Vancouver show, so they had two tickets,
but they divorced, and in the divorce, the one thing
they had to sort out was who owns these tickets?
Because we're not.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
Going and sitting next to each other, are you?

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Even though they may have paid three to four hundred
dollars each for these tickets on stub hub, the resale
sites that are like all over the US and Canada,
tickets were going for thirteen thousand dollars each, cheaper yesterday
dollars each.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Yesterday was the Toronto show.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Yesterday was Toronto, So the court needed to decide on
this before that show, and they did, and they were
apparently happy with the outcome. The law firm presented the
couple with three options. They could go to the concert together.
One person could buy the tickets of the other for
the current market value thirteen thousand dollars, or they could
both sell the tickets and split the proceeds. And again,

(39:43):
we don't know what happened.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
But then you both miss out and going to Taylor
three desired a concert.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Yeah, so this Toronto lawyer said that they're used to
dealing with stuff like this all the time in divorces.
They saidmps have fought it out of wine collections, I
mean all.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Very valuable.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
How the other half of artwork, exercise equipment and the
family paired Yeah, the family dog that you both bought
together ten years ago.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Those little things though, that are sentimental value that those
would be the things that would be the hardest. Yeah,
not the couch, the beard, the car and all that.
You kind of just.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Putting associating of value with something because if you're like, Okay,
you can have the dog's ashes, but that means I
get the big string tavy.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Yeah, because me too. How do you put the value
on totally the TV? How do you put the value
dogs gone?

Speaker 3 (40:39):
But if your relationship ended, your marriage ended, and it
wasn't amicable, would you want something just because you knew
the other person taking her.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
In to court for the Arctic Foxhead? Get out? It's
my art? What is a gift for you? But really
I paid for it, so it's my Arctic fox Head.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Okay, well, no, it's a gift. They'll get you're there,
will they? You'd never say it was a gift. But
it's like engagement rings. Yes, you're gifting that person the engagement,
So typically I can sell it. Yeah, well, this is
what I wanted to ask. What item did you fight
over during the breakup? Was it something like some tickets?

(41:18):
Was it something like, I don't know, a piece of artwork,
something unusual, not like you know, the beach house kids.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure there'll be so many odd items.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Because I mean, if you're married or you've been together
a while, you would be able to go through court.
But what if you don't even been together a year
and a half or something, And like, I wonder if
do you get to take the PlayStation back that you
bought him?

Speaker 4 (41:41):
I was going to say, I wonder if there would
be things like, you know, like record collections, if you've
both been kind of you know, curating music and stuff
you fight over there.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
But this is where the lawyers make their money. Yeah,
they're sitting down to talk about a record collection. It's
not worth that much money, but it's sentimental. And now
you're going to pay both of your lawyers. They're astronomical.
O're the only ones that went out of this.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Fine. Well, you can have raage against the machine and
I'll get a Lantis Morosset. We'll just call it. Wait,
we'll just call I'll take a little pill.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
I mean, just go out and buy another one.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
You know, this wasn't an edition, It's got a live
version of it's original.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Okay, we want to take your calls. Oh, eight hundred
dollars at end. You can text through nine six nine six.
What small item did you fight over during the breakup?
Give us a call. A Toronto couple had to get
lawyers involved when the marriage broke up to split the
Taylor Swift tickets.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Yep, and I fair enough. We've seen how you know,
desirable and whatnot that these tickets were.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
We want to know the thing that was argued about
in the breakup, whether it was a divorce or just
a relationship breakup. Yeah, anonymous is called anonymous. This is
currently a fight that you're having. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (42:56):
Unfortunately, So myself and my partner broke up a few
weeks ago. She has myself and my partner broke up
a few weeks ago.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
No, no, no, she said, I'm sorry to hear about that. No,
that's okay, it happens.

Speaker 9 (43:14):
So she has had this cat for about ten twelve years, roughly.
She hates the cat. She absolutely despises the cat, wants
absolutely nothing to do with this cat. I offered to
take the cat off her hands when I was moving out,
and that started causing a lot of problems. She really

(43:37):
did not want that. I had to leave some of
my stuff there because we were arguing so much. But
she has the cat and some of my stuff at
her house right now.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Does the cat like you more?

Speaker 4 (43:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Yeah? And the cat that's your cat?

Speaker 9 (43:54):
Yeah, well that's what I thought, but apparently.

Speaker 5 (43:56):
Not the cat.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
That's horrible to be arguing that.

Speaker 9 (44:00):
Yeah, she absolutely hates the cat with the.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Passion, so she just doesn't want you to have it
because now she hates you.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Yeah, okay, good luck to something that out.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
You have fun. Keep us updated. Who've got the cat?

Speaker 9 (44:13):
I'll try.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Yes, she is a cute cat. What kind of cat
is it?

Speaker 9 (44:18):
Absolutely, he's just an old black cat.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Risk your cat? Yeah, glitch.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Risk it from Membrino ransom a hefty ransom thing.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Yeah, anonymous, thank you?

Speaker 4 (44:32):
Good luck like that.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Some messages in. My mother in law is currently fighting
over umbrellas and doormats. Doormats just just have them.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Like, you know, doormats and umbrellas.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
She's seventy for him, met another man, another man and
moving on from her partner and that's calls the marriage
break up. She doesn't get the doormats on the empres.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
No, no, maybe the doormats are symbolic.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
I reckon as a property. No divorce lawyer, you'd see,
you'd get some juicy argument and say it's my it's.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
My doormat, it's on it. And I think that's a
nice tasteful touch of the rao in the house.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
I like the diceon vacuum cleaner, oh expensive, and the
bloody lawn.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
Mower and the bloody lawn. Different text.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Because if you were both the lamar and the vacuum planet,
just the grass and the carpet shambles. Giv me ticks
coming through nine six nine six, eight hundred dollars at end.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
The items you were fighting over in your breakup? Jeepers, creepers,
what did you fight over in the breakup?

Speaker 3 (45:33):
A Canadian couple had to get lawyers involved to split
the Taylor Swift tickets.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
I'm quite surprised at the amount of people fighting over
the bed, like, yeah, didn't you but you find a
good though, Yeah, true, find a good bed. Someone said, oh,
I can't find it out not small, but we fought
over the beds I gave it a letter have the
nice beard, but not after a few Tinder hookups on it,

(45:59):
she still used is it to this? Data makes me
very happy?

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Anonymous? What what are you finding the xover?

Speaker 11 (46:07):
Well, this was a this was a few years ago.

Speaker 9 (46:09):
Now, okay, few years ago.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
But sorted.

Speaker 11 (46:13):
Yeah, Oh it's sorted absolutely, because my lawyer laughed.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
So we won Powerball Bestivision.

Speaker 11 (46:23):
Years and years and years ago.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Yeah, it would have been great, but we shared it.

Speaker 7 (46:26):
It was the first one that.

Speaker 11 (46:29):
Jet potted, So we're one of seventy nine people.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
Oh I had to go, Yeah, I had to go. Still,
probably got a good, good little bit of coin.

Speaker 7 (46:38):
We yeah, yep, yep, yep, part of ten point five mils.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
So that was quite nice.

Speaker 11 (46:45):
My ex fourteen years later, as we were splitting out,
my ex said to me, well said in front of
the lawyer that we were talking to, Well, I want
more money because basically I bought the ticket.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
No, that's not how I want more money, because yeah, go.

Speaker 11 (47:04):
On, yeah, yeah, it was joint money that you used
to buy the ticket. And I was eight months pregnant
at the time and I couldn't get out of the.

Speaker 9 (47:11):
Car to go and buy it.

Speaker 7 (47:12):
The ticket yea for Hollo.

Speaker 11 (47:16):
So yes, it was quite comical, very comical.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
And obviously the lawyer was like no, yes, he said, no,
no you no, that doesn't He was just yeah, he
was just astounded. So did you you split it? Obviously?

Speaker 7 (47:32):
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Years yeah, God, Anonymous, thank you some messages in. My
partner and his ex are still arguing over their settlement.
To put this into perspective, we are now engaged with
two children, so that time and still I just want
I've never been in that situation, but I just want

(47:57):
it sorted quickly so everyone can move on and just
let it be. I know in the past, I know,
he gave me a dice and ear rap for my birthday,
and then a few weeks later we broke up and
he asked for it back.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
He wanted to give it to his new girlfriend because
it was quite expensive. Yeah, I mean they are like
eight hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
We had a bit of overlap. It feels like some overlap, overlap, overlap,
um somebody. The bed was another one had a fight
over the bed. He'd sold his bed when we moved
in together, so technically it was mine, but he debated
that we should sell it and split the cash because
he didn't have a bed.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Could just go get a bid from the Salvation Army
for a while. You'll be right the food cheap mattress.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
The first thing my ex asked for when we split
up was the clone of Willie that we'd made together.
What the clone Willie? So you make a WILLI? Yeah,
you can mold it and make a Willie.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
He'd cheated on me.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
So I drove to his house and left it sat
upright in the very open front doorsteps of all his
neighbors and passed the buyers could see it. That makes
it sound like he's got a big WILLI though it
doesn't it If the neighbors can see it.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Well, you wouldn't clone it if it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
But also if you can't see why my Colonel Willy
kit sits on it's unused. Imagine if you couldn't see
it from the road, the footpath.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
Yeah, thing, what's that little thing there? Number number on
the doorstairs, numb on the doorstair, looks like a small
the door handle's just fallen off.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
You're telling me that people buy these kits? And then.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Interesting, interesting, Yeah, I've wondered how to do it? Is
that laughing? I can hear the producers laughing through these
double glass because.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
You make a sort of a partty and then put
it in there, okay, like you put it in the
work like a party, and then after and you fill up.
The producer Shannon seems to know a lot about this.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
I don't know if I should say this.

Speaker 5 (49:47):
This is really famous only fans creator who's done this,
And he've logged the whole journey.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
On taktok, not not on explicit is his name g yeah, yeah, master,
and you follow.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
Them the whole process of how he did it, not
showing it, but like how it works and yeah, it's
like a silicone and then you put so I'm looking.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
I'm on a website now and somehow the work WiFi
has let me on it. You can buy a kit
at home, easy to make, and you can buy it
in the tones light, medium, purple or hot pink. Oh,
there's also you can for the ladies.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
How many does it make just one present?

Speaker 4 (50:32):
There's also in the dark deep brown, black, being crashs.
Is it to be used afterwards or is it purely
for looking? And once you've molded your member. There is
an insert that you would put in the center of
the thing, which would then bring it to life.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
It's very important to have structural integrity of.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Its easy to make. Look at this, but if you
an't that the best thing about toys is the different
thing about sicker fan. Would you be if the only
one one you were interested in was yeah, all shapes
and size?

Speaker 3 (51:13):
It sounds like now you've got to have some kind
of ridden in the in the relationship agreement.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Create your own personalized everything. You need to cast your
lovers this one hears seventy five dollars. How do you
recreate every detail of your favorite I.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Was going to say, silicon, we could get a cast
of fletchers, sell it for charity.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
For charity is going to want that. We're like, we
got this money, we just need to find a charity.

Speaker 6 (51:50):
Play ZMS Flesh, Porn and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Busy weekend outside of our house. We're trying to get
it all fixed up.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
The outside because the counsel around.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
The council mean, you have great weather this weekend.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Counselor coming, Yeah, and luckily I've got a punctiler coming
counselor coming conciler coming Hide the pool that we don't
have consented. The ball pools don't need consent. The fence does,
all right. No, wait that's right, No that's not.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
Can't just dumper. No, I think you're right. When we
looked at getting a pool in there, they.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Yeah, the care The guy that came around to look
at the fence around our pool said, interesting, fact, it's
not the pool, it's the fence.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
Yeah right, I don't get it.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Make maybe it's a joke that it's got to have
the fence.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
That's right. Anyhow, you know I don't have a pool whatever,
I don't care. Thanks for rubbing it in my face.
I don't have a poll.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
I don't have a pool.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
No, we don't have pools. Yeah we know. And we're
not allowed to swim in it. Anyway. You had your chance.
You ruined it. You're knowing to blow it yourself.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
I didn't wear on the bushes. You're welcome anytime, thank you. Oh,
for God's sake, your's safe any.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Times, because it's well. I We've mentioned this before, but
Lovely Worn has been accepting mountains of dirt from Aaron
and I. I love anything we have. You're like, I'll
take it I'll find a hole for it. I said,
you want some gravel.

Speaker 10 (53:12):
I'll.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
Exactly what I'm doing with this. I said, you want
some soil? Do you want some fill? I'll take it. Yeah,
I'm going to use for ice. Did you want some bark?
I got a small area of bark. Yeah, I'll find
a bloody hole for your running. A real tip there.
Oh my god, it's fantastic. Yeah, it's good, Forell, Actually
it's really good. Fell So I've been loading up the
ute and taking it over to Vaughan's. Eron did one
trip with me, but on the second one he had

(53:36):
to go and do some I don't know stuff, fill
some holes, I think. So the second load of dirt
I dropped off to Vorn on his own. Now, I
know what you're going to say, Worn.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
I chronologically what you're about to say, did that happen
before or after you were at Mince before?

Speaker 4 (53:54):
Okay? No, no, no, no no no after after you
that you're going to say, happened before and then I left,
and then a.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Moment okay, at the moment you want to talk about chronologically,
I think I should go first.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
Okay, go there, So second load I'll do it pulls
in the ute. She's like, we didn't want that one.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
I was like, pretty much the same spot as the
last one. And she said, you back it up because
he wants me to drive on this lord, and I
feel bad. I'd rather hearin his lord great time to
drive the lawn straight out. And so Haley begins to
have a nader with sharks, my wife and I and I.
So I backed the U and I turn it on
and remember and immediately like I look great in There's

(54:28):
no doubt about that. And I start backing and how
would I describe this? I hear a noise and I
don't know where it's coming from, right and the noises
stop it stop it stop?

Speaker 4 (54:44):
What is that noise? Because this sounds like am I
running over something? Is there so boggy lawn? Is it
could be a bog Has the dislodged the tiles that
I'm backing over? Stop with the noise? The hell?

Speaker 3 (55:00):
And then and I'm like, I'm so confused. Then I
remember who's ute? Man, it's smart.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
It's one of your audio It was an audiobook. It
was Quinn, you know, the sort of warm So I
am like, what is this?

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Because I'm just like sprouted Prince pauls on your smart
because I can't see how to pause the blue tooth
in the car, I'm like, pause the smart.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
And I'm like, it's not driving along. Here's the thing.
My phone music is for d I wasn't on the drive.
I wasn't listening to on the drive. As I mentioned,
Aaron popped out to Bunnings in the morning, okay, yep,
and so I had. I was having a little listen
to my audio book. Okay, okay, my book. I was

(55:51):
having a listened to my book. And then when I
got in the car and I drove all the way
to Vaughns with Aaron and then back and then two
Vaughns again, it didn't play. It did not play. It
was not playing. It was only when Vaughan turned on
the car my phone just went you want this again?
I just started playing it.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
You're putting, what is this?

Speaker 4 (56:14):
Like, there's no story? So I start quistioning it. This
is when I learned the Quinn thing. You're supposed to
play it. He se're the woman's voice. I said, you're
the woman's.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Door on the explorer, like do you want to go
on an adventure? And she pauses and she leaves a
gap like, yeah, Dora, let's go, well, where where am
I going to find that? You're like in your backpack?

Speaker 4 (56:37):
Goddamn it. Dora always is like adult explorer. Yeah, this
guy's just so that I learned that. Yeah you did. Anyway,
that's happened twice in the time that he started moving
the truck again, and I was like, oh my god,
I can't do it, opened the door and clombed across.
It was like stumps stop. Anyway, So maybe this set

(56:58):
the energy for what occurred afterwards, because I left Vaughn's
and I pulled out and you kind of go down
this rural bit and you hit these lights at a
train track. You've always got to stop a little bit
back from the train track, and it was taking ages,
and I was just like hanging out with my tri
always go over the train track. No you don't. There's
two sets of lights. No, that's wrong. There's two seats.
There's one light at the train and there's one like

(57:19):
two meters later at the lights. Anyway, so I pull
up at these lights and I'm just waiting around and
I've got the warm day windows down, no music playing,
no nothing playing. I was just enjoying the silence. And
then I look over to the left and I see
there's a woman in a ute next to me, and
she's looking at me in my ute, and I went, Okay.

(57:42):
Then I looked back, and then I thought she's quite attractive,
and I looked across to the left. She was one
hundred percent having a little lookie poet sprowl.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
She was checking you out.

Speaker 10 (57:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:53):
And then because I'm in a mare's a BT fifty
of lesbians.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
But she didn't recognize you from the key we ban
cough or one of your mini canceled TV shows.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
No, I don't think so. I think she saw a
honey in a ute. Didn't look like Haley. Oh really,
do you have your big straw hat on?

Speaker 3 (58:10):
No?

Speaker 4 (58:10):
I had a cap on. Shut up, shut up. It's
a very funny hair, which is.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
What do you like, sexty?

Speaker 4 (58:20):
No, But because I've had laser here removal in the face,
it must have remained in the shade I have. And
I'm covered in dirt like I've got a dirty saucy face.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
So you're like undercover.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
It looks like it looks like I've been working my land.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Okay, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
And I think she looked over a honey in ayt
looked over and saw a honey in a Yet she
was chicking me out. Honeyrecognized honey honey. So after the
second look, I want it back, and I gave her
a little smile. She got one back, and then off
we went. I was like, that was fun, that was funny,
sort of played the role of lesbian and a youth. Right,
A big straw hat and mud on her face.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Sounds really sick.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
It was hot. It was my stuff. It really gave
me a little ego burst. If there was a Lisbion
and a ude on in QM you on Sunday Access, right,
nice to see you, to see your nice.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Sixteen past day. Next on the show, we want to
talk about what your email sign up sees about you,
because isn't yours? Chure bro keep keep a casual plays
it ms flesh. Well, our podcast friend is making headlines again.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
That's right. William Henson is his name. You may remember him.
We're actually in the podcast loop.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Yeah, we're friend. We're podcast friends.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
We talked about them, then they talked about us, and
then we talked about them. Now that we're talking about them,
so I think they're cooler than us. Now yeah, okay, but.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
You're he was.

Speaker 4 (59:38):
He's done a whole piece on how you sign off
your email and what it says about you, because he
believes that if you if you abbreviate your email sign
off with something casual, it has a total lack of
respect for the recipient.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
And also apparently a study found that if you end
emails with your letters like abbreviations like say V yes
you were, like you just enter the email blah blah
blah blah blah V yes yeah, people find that people
don't like that. You come across less sincere and you're
less likely to receive responses. So it should say best wishes,

(01:00:12):
Von Smith. Yes, well do I write cheers and then
my name? I just write cheers and then my name.

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
So, because do you remember, there was a social media
agency ninety eight mostly employed gen zs and they went
viral on TikTok because they were sharing the email sign offs,
which they rotate all the time. They have about twenty
that they rotate. One of them signs off, Well that's
all another one? Does he he buy another one? Does?

Speaker 9 (01:00:38):
Or right?

Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
Or right?

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
I'm doing he he buy now?

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
But another employee does if you I'm out, I kind
of like that. If you I'm out, yeah, don't cross
me talk soon lose it. Like they're just like Pastela Pasta,
Like there's just you know, just a little joke. I
love that. Min Church the agency out of business. Now
you're not doing many people? Okay, so he's categorized them.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
Yes, okay, so what yourm And friendly sign offs like
best wishes of kind regards often indicates someone who is approachable.

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
And strives to positive balanced report kind regards, though to
sticky yeah, I don't knows regards.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Grateful sign offs like many thanks ages somebody suggests that
somebody is considerate and empathetic, but can sometimes be misinterpreted
as passive aggressive.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
Yeah, yeah, many things. Yeah can you do this please?
Just chasing this up? Mays yeah, many thanks.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Many things, Whereas if that email ended with he he
buy just.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
Chasing this up? See how going he buy? He buys
so good.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
Formal sign offs such as sincerely or cordially are often
used by those who prefer structure and boundaries, and they
are common for professional settings or with unfamiliar contacts.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
He's put regards in there as well.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Hate regards if you were emailing like a formal place,
you were applying for something, what would you I.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
Always got hearing from you by by still a pastor
if you am out abbreviated b W for best wishes
or KR.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Kind regards can indicate someone's very busy in a leadership role,
but they are often sen as disrespectful or rushed. Yeah,
like it doesn't take that much time to write, yeah
he he buy, Yeah, it doesn't take that long. And
formal sign ups that cheers or catch you later are
generally fine amongst colleagues of the same level or friends,
but inappropriate with formal or new contacts, which is the

(01:02:40):
new zealand always the cheers, even for people that I
know cheers. What if they've always wanted their ears pinned
back and you really I might have encouraged them to
chase their dreams of having pinned back years and not
been good wing nuts?

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
What about see you later, alligator? Perfect? That's pretty good?
And then I would reply to while what I'm talking
out and having Yeah, yeah, but where is that work
that I asked you for last week?

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Listening jokes more of that wookie wiki?

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
Yeah yeah, Now, I mean obviously being a brit He
has not chucked in the beloved I love it. Do
you know who uses he the most white people? Everyone
now from Susan in accounts, she her yes, and Susan

(01:03:34):
is doing her best. Susan is an ally.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
She does not want to Susan does not want to
be canceled. She her.

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
Yeah, God, Susan, Susan loves Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Never has her gender been in doubt. But she's just
just gonna just gonna put it there. That just doesn't
want to rock the b Yeah, well there you go.
I don't know that it's helped me or not. With
my email sign you're gonna do by he hey buy
in the workplace, I'll do he he buy, which is
also your pronounce. That was good.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
Not as good as my screws. That's the second place.
That's the joke to try.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
Hailey here making heaps a crack up jokes straight out?

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
Do we save them? We acknowledged that we made them.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
It's important to point out the joke.

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
Tell member when to say hey hey.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
By ms fletch Vorn and Haley plays Ms fletch one
and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
Of the day day day day day, Yeah, did do.

Speaker 5 (01:04:52):
Do do do.

Speaker 6 (01:04:56):
Dude, that is gross.

Speaker 4 (01:04:58):
He's wiping out his drink bottle and stuff. The game
mother was black.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
I know that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
Yeah, there's black mole. It's gut house.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
This is a guy who has never checked once what
the straw is like, but literally takes us everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
Yeah, I've got a pump bottle today, I've lost my
drink bottle. Pump. I was going to ask if things
are okay? Yeah, some money hole the fact of that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
A theme this week is the moon. Okay, oh my god,
grand At the moment this morning, leaving home, the moon
was so bright, I was a shadow was cast from me?
What moonshadow? Moon shadow on moonshadow?

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
A song shadow? Is that the song it's moon River,
Moon River. Now there's a song about a moonshots a
marvelous nuns for a moon's a mother. It's moon.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
It's moons themed all week. So why and this is
I'm gonna start off with an amazing fact is that
the sun is four hundred times bigger than the moon,
but it's also four hundred times further away.

Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
And that's why the sun in the moon looked the
same size. Oh yeah, that makes sense. How cosmically rare
it is cosmic corner. Cosmic corner. Get a bottle of this.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
Ornaments glass ornaments.

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
Right, things to piercing smoke tobacco with. Yes, I like
if you have a little bit of tobacco. That's how
I have my tobacco filter through water. Yeah, this cosmic
fact water you cosmic corner. It's not not not a sponsor.
It's just wild that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
We have an eclipse where the two objects are the
same size because they're so far away.

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
Anywhere else in the in the in the Solar system,
this wouldn't work.

Speaker 3 (01:06:59):
Yeah, the planet with the moon, where the Sun and
the Moon looked the same size, they either look significantly larger.

Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
For example, I'm talking I'm talking Jupiter's moons. Yes, I'm
talking Saturn's moons. Sat moons, you can see they.

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
Are significantly closer, yes to satin size wise that our moon,
and it makes the Sun look small.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
Have you seen those pictures of like Saturn's moons and stuff,
and they're so close that you can see like the
texture of their moons from just standing. Yes, it's still close.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
So that's why we can have solar eclipses total solar
The perfect distances of the heart is because they they
are the exact they appear the same size in the sky. Yeah,
that one's four hundred The sun's four hundred times bigger,
but it's four hundred times further away.

Speaker 4 (01:07:47):
This this not only four hundred times bigger in the Yes,
in the scheme of things, I would have thought that
there was a bigger we've got a big sun.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
When it's a huge sun. But in the sky, yeah,
it's I'm tripping on so it's.

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
So, I know. It just blows your g A cosmic
corner corner themselves, a VARs corner the word in a
completely different line. I'm the same. I just cannot even
put numbers to it and distances and relate it to something.
I'm like, I can't. I cannot with space. I just cannot.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
It was like sending down with a pen and paper
and just your brains and been like, all right, how
are we going to get this rocket to the moon.
We're going to work out some angles. Oh I know, no, thanks,
we should just get up there and see.

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
I reckon, We'll go up for a look. First, go
up for a look. See, yeah, see how ricky. You'll
do a ricky.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Then we'll come back. Look forward to more moonfats, including
travel to the moon. Okay, yeah, the fact of the
day moonweek staged, so wow.

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
Lots of people think so it was staged because you
could tell by the way that the flag was flapping.
But today's the day. Is it an absolute cosmic corner coincidence?

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
The sun is four hundred times bigg the moon, but
also four hundred times further away. That makes them appear
almost exactly the same size in our sky.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
Fact of the day, day day day day. Do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do.

Speaker 6 (01:09:20):
Play Zim's Flesh Porn and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
There's an article highlighting the state of New Zealand. Tuch
shops we called ours a canteen was shop tuck shop. Yeah, yeah,
canteens we get your tucker from. There's one of the
schools we were looking at for Indy to go to
high school next year. That's the father of a high
school little man.

Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
That's fine. When we get off here, I'll tell you
all the things I did in my first year of
high school and it will make you feel so much better. Yeah,
but you had poor parenting running a tight ship over here.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
No, I was always he appearance with strict kids with
strict parents. I was always the kids with busy parents
that were much time to get into trouble.

Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
Yeah, I didn't get in trouble. It was just a witch. Anyway,
carry I'll be fine with witch. It's not right now, Agatha,
all along.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
So three point three percent of school surveyed, only three
point three percent met the seventy five percent green food target.

Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
And then touch shots. He's going to touch up for
a nana.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
Or a salad.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
No, oh god, no, I'm there for a cookie, going
for a slice something so hot internally that it's going
to take on the end of lunchtime for that thing
to be cool enough to eat when you look back.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
Because the schools sell lollies now, because it was we
had as Yeah, it was wild that you could get
all the lollies we didn't have. I remember they were
like giant jaffers, giant wine gums, like all kinds of lollies.
Anti seed wheels, No, I love you only got a
wheels because they were so cheap.

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
And if you had a buck and you wanted to
give all your mates a lolly, Shannon School had the
one meter gummy snakes. I mean, we don't need to
be eating there.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
And how much was a one meter gummy snake?

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
Less than two dollars?

Speaker 5 (01:10:58):
And I remember it was the best. And we're get
chicken burgers for three dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
So for five.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
And this wasn't even that long ago, that's yeah, this is.

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
Like twenty fifth Danish. Yeah, we were talking about the nineties,
or as we liked to finger that the wild Witch.

Speaker 5 (01:11:13):
Chicken burger was literally just too thin pieces of bread,
one chicken, panions and mayo, but.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
It was three Also, like, how often would you just
have your packed school lunch in the trash and then
you just use your pocket.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
Money to because we're that food.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
I never had money, so I always profited greatly from
my mate Calum, who always had his after school job money.
And he'd be like, oh, Dad made us lunch, but
I'm gonna go get a pie. I'll be I'll eat
him because Murray Ferguson put far too much butter on
those ham and cheese sandwiches lunch lunch, and my lunch.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
White bread too. He's everywhere growing boy, growing boy and food.
But what we want to talk about is your unhealthiest
school lunches. Ours was their big oversized chop chip cookie
that came into bed like an A four size.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
It was the size of your face.

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
It was a size your face with pizza and it
was thin and it would it would be so buttery
that the bag would go translucis es and then we
had cookie times and chuck him into microphone for TuS.
She said, his mum she ran the touch shop.

Speaker 5 (01:12:24):
Chi.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
Yeah, she was such just the loveliest lady. Because schools
must make bang coffees.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
The line was always the touch shop had like six
cues and you and the cube bars so you get
in your cue and.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
It was always jammed, as if none of those kids
had peck lunches. Of course they did.

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
So one hundred dollars at him.

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
We wanted to do some for two men in their
forties and a woman and what are you late twenties
late twenties school? I reckon we could have a touch
shop to that. Oh man, hell yeah are you? We
could say with those of tradigious yeah, what what we know?

(01:13:09):
We could just say, well, oh no, we're gonna work there.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
Looking at the school, you know there are diaries. Right, yeah,
but we can get away.

Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
We just chuck a uniform on little skirt posts.

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
How you get arrested?

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
Sure, yeah, one hundred dollars at him as our number.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
Give us a call. You can take through nine six
nine six.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
What was your unhealthiest school lunch? Maybe even you brought
something from home.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
I remember horning quite a few fizzy coke bottles on
a lunch break.

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
Yeah, there was lolols We're giant, but I was ever
had touch up money.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
It was about the most I can get for the
amount of money, as I only went for lolies. I
always went for like pies and lasagna toppers.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
I need to shill me up. May be full off this?

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
So many techs and calls coming through. How naughty was
your school lunch? Stiff? Good morning, good morning? Good I
believe you were a lasagne hopper girl.

Speaker 7 (01:14:01):
Yeah, we used to have something called a g meal
and had I don't know, yeah, I don't know the
sort of like if it was racist commentation.

Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
I even thought of that. I was just imagined this
old mate or Grant and he's like myself. But now
that you've hid whereabouts? What school? What school?

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (01:14:25):
That was high school?

Speaker 7 (01:14:27):
In hawk's bay.

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
What was this?

Speaker 8 (01:14:30):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
What did this meal consist of?

Speaker 7 (01:14:33):
It was a lasagne topper and a fluffy white bun.
Was tomato sauce and.

Speaker 4 (01:14:38):
It was But.

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
Wait, you didn't suit the lasagna topper into a bun.

Speaker 7 (01:14:48):
It came in the bun. Was the tomato sauce.

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
It's top needs it's a bun wrap. It's already lasagna
wrapped in a crumb. It's in another case of carbs.

Speaker 7 (01:15:00):
Yes, we also had a pie and a bun as well.
I can't remember in a bun.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Yeah, an amazing, amazing, thank you, some messages in You know.

Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
If someone walks in here right now with a Lasagnia
top or a soft fluffy bun, one hundred percent put anything.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
In a soft fluffy bun. I'm gonna smash that. I
love a little slider bun acceptable. How good would a
pie or a Lasagnia topper and a briosh bun.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
I've got bresh buns at home.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
British buns are superior.

Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
You're sweet. Come on now, wait to exactly what are you?
Bit and sugar man, sugar make it sweeter and sweeter
and sweeter. Some of some wild ones we just have
things called f b's uh.

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
And they were it stood for floating bits and it
was basically a little packet of the floating bits from
the Fish and Chip Shop when they cleaned out their
deep fryer. And so it was just basically like little
nugs of batter occasionally.

Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
Get a chip or like a corner. I love it
though when you get that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
In and when had Sultan vinegar on them, and it
was just floating smashed the bag of fbs.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
And that's something that Fish and Chip shop would have
chucked out.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
Yes, and they're making money off of baby. Every part
of the animal, you know what is wild. And we've
had a few pill message in that their school Touch
shop just used to sell sachets of RaRo you would
be making your drink, but no one ever did that
sashe for a dollar. Now that's good. They're making a
good mark upon it. And then just be wet fingers.

(01:16:32):
You just wet finger and then all of a sudden
your finger would be naval.

Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
Orange, La orange. Yeah, sweet sweet naval orange.

Speaker 5 (01:16:38):
And then.

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
Like a community sharing.

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
The yeah yeah, let another friend put a finger in
your navel orange.

Speaker 4 (01:16:48):
Only the closest of friends. Only the closest of friends
can finger another man's RaRo sash. That's a really nice
sentiment to say to someone. I love you so much,
I would let your finger my more than once. Yeah,
double when you're going on effectively getting your backwash.

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
Somebody said from Otago girls, I'd like to say this
is just bullshit because we've got pis and soup and
the Otago boys are getting these Oh yeah, yeah, amazing
riblet panines for four dollars.

Speaker 10 (01:17:19):
Now I want to ribble all He sounds like the
McRib which is one of cold classic burgers.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
Yeah this is on steroids because the pan is longer
and yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:17:35):
Got more. It's a big McRib big flat McRib.

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
Our touch shop at primary school used to sell cigarette
lollies complete with the red tip on one end the
spaceman state.

Speaker 4 (01:17:46):
So we'd get a pack of.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
Six primary school and a bottle of coke and would
sit there at lunchton't pretending to be our old, our old,
our old man having a.

Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
A sire life. Bloody tough. They take your training wheels
off you one day and you just expected to cycle on,
you know, sep. I like to think just before the
end and fucking away yeah, yeah, just the end done
with that?

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
You mean when they took the red dot off the
end of them, it just.

Speaker 4 (01:18:15):
Made them look nothing like cigarettes.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
Now, same great uncle that I've talked about, never talked about,
but now he's been mentioned twice on the same show.
He was a smoker, and so he'd pop himself a
rollie and he'd start smoking, and he always had a
pack of those lollies.

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
He'd be like, you would have a smoke with Ardie.
All right, Addie, where were your hearing? What a great
habit to learn. Still on the right, just at home.
There's so many just making me hungry.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
Someone said, sushi, get out of here when I talk
about sushi. What what's kennet? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
Someone message in saying that their kids school they can
order sushi from me Bisu.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
And I was like, what, boy, my kids suck shop
sells Vietnamese noodle, sell give me arms vietnames. Isn't that
that talk about how unhealthy and the reason for all
this health problems and obesities are running?

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
Riot All Shivers guys ten out of ten podcasts that
one year. I think two of us were ten out
of ten and one of us wasn't or who was that?

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
Which one?

Speaker 4 (01:19:16):
We'll just leave that. We'll just leave that there.

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
Well, if you enjoyed today's podcast, give us a raining
and review.

Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
Please do. This is a bad one.

Speaker 9 (01:19:23):
Don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:19:23):
Don't bother? Yeah no, don't don't bother.

Speaker 6 (01:19:25):
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