November 18, 2024 • 9 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network. Please Haley's little bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Treat yourself to mcafay coffee with my macas rewards.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Welcome to a little bit of Pod, and we do
we'll start the podcast the top.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Yeah, okay, No, I'm saying from the top of the podcast,
We're going to send this warning out because often we'll
do these warnings.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I'm going to do this is this is very.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Scrap scrappy, scrappy.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Welcome to a little bit of Pod, and we do
start the podcast today with a warning.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
You're not one of those warnings where we record the
podcast and then come back and put one on the
front because it got a little out of control. We
know that this is not going to be appropriate for
a little years.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
How did this from the.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Even come up?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
We were having a ring first the other days.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
And somebody said, how about this story about the couple
on the golf course.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Yes, for those of Akland that.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Are overseas that missed the story, someone was jogging or
walking by a golf course and saw a couple and
the throes of passion on the eighth population on her back.
She's getting her at ninth hole, absolutely absolutely filled.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
That's a hole by a three wood.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Chipping from the.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
She's lying down on her back, and he's pants down
on top of and the golf bags just kind of
standing there.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Did I see.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I didn't read the article, but I saw the headline
was then the person that took the video having to
defend themselves as in, why you were because it's illegal
right to take a video?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Would you would I would just ind to YouTube.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Oh my god, but that's illegal if you make that
video public, right because you had been taken an intimate
recording of someone.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
But I don't know who they are.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
But then but then it's in public. But then they
were also breaking the law by do it doing that.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
And then the person said, well, I just assume they
were cheating, so I wanted everybody to see it.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh, that's not not very that's not.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Going to it.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I mean, at least find a boys, you'll get a blanket.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Yeah, sok, you have some spek.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
We were talking about that with Bad News Brad brad
Elson the show. Now that's why I said to him.
I said, now, Brad, I'm about to say something. I
don't know how it's going to sit with you. Now.
I know my two colleagues here are going to be
fine with it, but I just wanted to Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
He's a sweet, innocent boy.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Sweet.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
He's a wholesome boy.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
A wholesome sweet he really is.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Word comes out of his mouth.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
It's kind of a reminder, isn't it when you hang
out with filth like you two all the time?
Speaker 5 (02:24):
I know.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Then we got a bunch of bread. This is what
a wholesome person.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Is, a genuine good man.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
So I say to him, I wonder if it's this
couple that I've heard about yeap, so last I was on.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
I have the whole story, shall come forth, you're on her.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
But how I found this was you know on Instagram
when you're scrolling and it'll say like happening on threads
and you're.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Like, get the fuck out of here on threads.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
So I accidentally clicked on it and it took me
through to threads and I was like okay, and then
I was like.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Where am I am? I own Twitter or what?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
But I was on thread and I went we and
scrolled because I don't really follow anyone on three, so
it just chucked me all this random stuff and it
was like, there was a story about a couple who
make pornography with each other.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Good lord, no noot.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Who make pornography with They'll just make a note of
that for church on Sunday and pray for them and me. Yes,
And because you've accidentally seen it.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
This was an article about this.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Somebody had just posted it saying that this couple are
in New Zealand.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
They go around the world.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Fucking and faces that those people that do the porn
and they never show their faces.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, they go around the world around New Zealand. And
the couple of from museum here international.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Guests, right, but while they're here, they're mixing work and pleasure.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
And I was like, how fast we do have a
beautiful vesta?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
So it had a still out of the walking to
where they're going to fornicate and film it.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yes, a beautiful braided river. Oh gosh, a lot of
braided rivers.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
I feel like it's a South Island.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
So I'm saying the story and I'm like, there's there's
they are they are forticating on a braided river.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Shannon does raise a very good question. Actually, at this
point of the story, I'll throw to you, Shannon, to
ask one the question when filling out the wrong one
going in when filling.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Out their visa form, what do they put us occupation question?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Visiting you're visiting film your occupation?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Can we get some.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
I think it's done great things for people who like
to scenery where there where they're on the braided River
and she's pegging.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
What they took their clothesline?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Yes, and.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I know you are talked about it, but I all
I said, I was a still and it was a
braided river and I hadn't really think, and I said
to you guys, I'm going to be and then.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Brads like are gas.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Hayley's like, can I look it up? I was like,
I would to look it up on the work phone. Yeah,
And so I was later going to when I at
some stages weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I'm going to go and find it and for curiosity,
we want to see the vistas.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I found it so and they're definitely in New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
One all I typed in was New Zealand River and
maybe the first person to ever type of New Zealand
River into the search function on porn Hub.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Not a common search.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I don't think I would do.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
You know what would be interesting is working at a
place like porn Hub and you get all the search things,
but you get the ones like that only one person.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Because they go through every year, right, the most common
searchers and DNA, it's always the stuff that you imagine.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
He's what one person googled for New Zealand river celebrated.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
River and he is a New Zealand Yes, so we
found it and.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
They gets full noise just so.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Is she wearing a fellas Yes, yes, sometimes known as a.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Stripostres as the French would call it. There's it looks
like My best guess is they've just parked the car
on the side of the road and walked up a
fucking braided river.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I mean, when the diamond doesn't the news could you mention?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
On a multi day hike, you hear the you know,
the lovely sounds of a braided, meandering river, and you're like, well,
this would be a great place for a rest, a drink, fell.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Up the drink, my god, yes, enjoy around the corner
and she.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Does that. Does that country look beautiful? Country Lord of
the Rings. You're like, that's us.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Just finished watching that trilogy at the weekend two and
that's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
A few braided rivers.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Many a braided river, and now my sort of braided
river is no longer with the someone's saying the wym
ax up.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, it's bloody leg the Gimli's like, god, I reckon.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
I just feel like someone will see it and be like,
I know exactly where that was from, if that's your
like local farm or rural area, you know the river.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Oh yeah, it it's just blows my mind that they
were like pull over.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
They set up cameras and they filmed themselves doing it
in public, and that's why it's like maybe there's God
of course things one of them.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
This isn't even like as bad as it gets. Like you,
I've seen videos of like people like just getting their
bits and baps out, and like hardware stores in America.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Like I know, and you just like Island, they just
put the camera and somebody in there and.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
You're just like, what are you like your faces in this, bro? Employees.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Have you seen the ones where it's like people working
at Walmart, it's like Walmart, shure, you.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Gonna make it full face.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Walmart doesn't play enough of course, yeah, but your boss
is going to see that.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
You can't be like that's not me.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, yeah, that's not me in our store.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
In Sarah, Well, I mean maybe Tourism New Zealand should
kind of co lab with some of these. They bring
a lot of filming to New Zealand. Is actually different
than if.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Someone comes here on the New Zealand tourism ticket and
they get like a few hundred thousand views on YouTube.
This video has so many views.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Imagine like going was like landing in the Auckland airport
and be like, excuse me, do you know that I
find that's like a picture of them trying to find
the river porn map and have a little New Zealand's great.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
You know you can google like Lord.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Of the Rings film filming locations and all you're like
here here, here, he is where they did this, He's
where they did that.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Do you imagine the uproar though, if tax payer dollars
was being used to bring adult influences to New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I feel like the kind of people that bitch and
moan about Texas going in wrong places of the kind
they're gonna love this sort of con him.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Yeah, well I have to watch it, Sheryl, my buddy
tex Yeah, I gotta get something there from that text.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
You know what, our the government's fucking us like, she's
fucking him
Speaker 5 (09:14):
On a braided river.
The z M podcast Network. Please Haley's little bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Treat yourself to mcafay coffee with my macas rewards.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Welcome to a little bit of Pod, and we do
we'll start the podcast the top.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Yeah, okay, No, I'm saying from the top of the podcast,
We're going to send this warning out because often we'll
do these warnings.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I'm going to do this is this is very.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Scrap scrappy, scrappy.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Welcome to a little bit of Pod, and we do
start the podcast today with a warning.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
You're not one of those warnings where we record the
podcast and then come back and put one on the
front because it got a little out of control. We
know that this is not going to be appropriate for
a little years.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
How did this from the.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Even come up?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
We were having a ring first the other days.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
And somebody said, how about this story about the couple
on the golf course.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Yes, for those of Akland that.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Are overseas that missed the story, someone was jogging or
walking by a golf course and saw a couple and
the throes of passion on the eighth population on her back.
She's getting her at ninth hole, absolutely absolutely filled.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
That's a hole by a three wood.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Chipping from the.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
She's lying down on her back, and he's pants down
on top of and the golf bags just kind of
standing there.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Did I see.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I didn't read the article, but I saw the headline
was then the person that took the video having to
defend themselves as in, why you were because it's illegal
right to take a video?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Would you would I would just ind to YouTube.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Oh my god, but that's illegal if you make that
video public, right because you had been taken an intimate
recording of someone.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
But I don't know who they are.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
But then but then it's in public. But then they
were also breaking the law by do it doing that.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
And then the person said, well, I just assume they
were cheating, so I wanted everybody to see it.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh, that's not not very that's not.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Going to it.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I mean, at least find a boys, you'll get a blanket.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Yeah, sok, you have some spek.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
We were talking about that with Bad News Brad brad
Elson the show. Now that's why I said to him.
I said, now, Brad, I'm about to say something. I
don't know how it's going to sit with you. Now.
I know my two colleagues here are going to be
fine with it, but I just wanted to Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
He's a sweet, innocent boy.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Sweet.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
He's a wholesome boy.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
A wholesome sweet he really is.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Word comes out of his mouth.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
It's kind of a reminder, isn't it when you hang
out with filth like you two all the time?
Speaker 5 (02:24):
I know.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Then we got a bunch of bread. This is what
a wholesome person.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Is, a genuine good man.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
So I say to him, I wonder if it's this
couple that I've heard about yeap, so last I was on.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
I have the whole story, shall come forth, you're on her.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
But how I found this was you know on Instagram
when you're scrolling and it'll say like happening on threads
and you're.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Like, get the fuck out of here on threads.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
So I accidentally clicked on it and it took me
through to threads and I was like okay, and then
I was like.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Where am I am? I own Twitter or what?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
But I was on thread and I went we and
scrolled because I don't really follow anyone on three, so
it just chucked me all this random stuff and it
was like, there was a story about a couple who
make pornography with each other.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Good lord, no noot.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Who make pornography with They'll just make a note of
that for church on Sunday and pray for them and me. Yes,
And because you've accidentally seen it.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
This was an article about this.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Somebody had just posted it saying that this couple are
in New Zealand.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
They go around the world.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Fucking and faces that those people that do the porn
and they never show their faces.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, they go around the world around New Zealand. And
the couple of from museum here international.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Guests, right, but while they're here, they're mixing work and pleasure.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
And I was like, how fast we do have a
beautiful vesta?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
So it had a still out of the walking to
where they're going to fornicate and film it.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yes, a beautiful braided river. Oh gosh, a lot of
braided rivers.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
I feel like it's a South Island.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
So I'm saying the story and I'm like, there's there's
they are they are forticating on a braided river.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Shannon does raise a very good question. Actually, at this
point of the story, I'll throw to you, Shannon, to
ask one the question when filling out the wrong one
going in when filling.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Out their visa form, what do they put us occupation question?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Visiting you're visiting film your occupation?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Can we get some.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
I think it's done great things for people who like
to scenery where there where they're on the braided River
and she's pegging.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
What they took their clothesline?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Yes, and.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I know you are talked about it, but I all
I said, I was a still and it was a
braided river and I hadn't really think, and I said
to you guys, I'm going to be and then.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Brads like are gas.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Hayley's like, can I look it up? I was like,
I would to look it up on the work phone. Yeah,
And so I was later going to when I at
some stages weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I'm going to go and find it and for curiosity,
we want to see the vistas.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I found it so and they're definitely in New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
One all I typed in was New Zealand River and
maybe the first person to ever type of New Zealand
River into the search function on porn Hub.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Not a common search.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I don't think I would do.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
You know what would be interesting is working at a
place like porn Hub and you get all the search things,
but you get the ones like that only one person.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Because they go through every year, right, the most common
searchers and DNA, it's always the stuff that you imagine.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
He's what one person googled for New Zealand river celebrated.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
River and he is a New Zealand Yes, so we
found it and.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
They gets full noise just so.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Is she wearing a fellas Yes, yes, sometimes known as a.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Stripostres as the French would call it. There's it looks
like My best guess is they've just parked the car
on the side of the road and walked up a
fucking braided river.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I mean, when the diamond doesn't the news could you mention?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
On a multi day hike, you hear the you know,
the lovely sounds of a braided, meandering river, and you're like, well,
this would be a great place for a rest, a drink, fell.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Up the drink, my god, yes, enjoy around the corner
and she.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Does that. Does that country look beautiful? Country Lord of
the Rings. You're like, that's us.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Just finished watching that trilogy at the weekend two and
that's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
A few braided rivers.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Many a braided river, and now my sort of braided
river is no longer with the someone's saying the wym
ax up.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, it's bloody leg the Gimli's like, god, I reckon.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
I just feel like someone will see it and be like,
I know exactly where that was from, if that's your
like local farm or rural area, you know the river.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Oh yeah, it it's just blows my mind that they
were like pull over.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
They set up cameras and they filmed themselves doing it
in public, and that's why it's like maybe there's God
of course things one of them.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
This isn't even like as bad as it gets. Like you,
I've seen videos of like people like just getting their
bits and baps out, and like hardware stores in America.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Like I know, and you just like Island, they just
put the camera and somebody in there and.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
You're just like, what are you like your faces in this, bro? Employees.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Have you seen the ones where it's like people working
at Walmart, it's like Walmart, shure, you.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Gonna make it full face.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Walmart doesn't play enough of course, yeah, but your boss
is going to see that.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
You can't be like that's not me.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, yeah, that's not me in our store.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
In Sarah, Well, I mean maybe Tourism New Zealand should
kind of co lab with some of these. They bring
a lot of filming to New Zealand. Is actually different
than if.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Someone comes here on the New Zealand tourism ticket and
they get like a few hundred thousand views on YouTube.
This video has so many views.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Imagine like going was like landing in the Auckland airport
and be like, excuse me, do you know that I
find that's like a picture of them trying to find
the river porn map and have a little New Zealand's great.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
You know you can google like Lord.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Of the Rings film filming locations and all you're like
here here, here, he is where they did this, He's
where they did that.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Do you imagine the uproar though, if tax payer dollars
was being used to bring adult influences to New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I feel like the kind of people that bitch and
moan about Texas going in wrong places of the kind
they're gonna love this sort of con him.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Yeah, well I have to watch it, Sheryl, my buddy
tex Yeah, I gotta get something there from that text.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
You know what, our the government's fucking us like, she's
fucking him
Speaker 5 (09:14):
On a braided river.
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