Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 22nd November 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; a rant about supermarket self checkouts

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to a little bit of pod.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Had to do one of those supermarket shops yesterday where
you go in and then you're like, oh, I need
olive oil, and all of a sudden, it's nine thousand
dollars for just a baby of things.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Had that the other day because I needed shampoo, bid
shampoo and just face moisturizer, and it took like what
should have been a twenty dollars shop to like seventy dollars.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, silly, it happens.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
So I was getting I ended up getting a whole
bunch of stuff that I just needed. And I had
like three packets of because you know, my breakfast always
had mccrasins. I love my crazy crazy cranb crny Greeny,
It's in my breakfast, and so three and I was.
I was booping away at the self served chick out
boot boot boot do put it in?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Put it in? Do you ever you headphone at the
supermar quite a few times at the weekend boop it in? Please,
that is not a fact. You're honor so carry on. Sorry,
that is aunt information and expected to prove it.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
But I always use my headphones and it's bad because
sometimes I put items in before they boop.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh yeah, yeah, you gotta feel it.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
But yesterday no, I had my headphones in and I
was like, once I saw it on the screen, I
was put it in and I thought the third crazins
didn't go in, but it was there. I could fucking
see it. And you know, it's like, you haven't put
the bag in the bagging. So I like lift it
up and put it back and it often works, and
I give it a like I pressed it and I
moved everything around it.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Still it still was like, you haven't put the item there, yeah,
And I was like I fucking have yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
So wave the lady over. I'm like it just hasn't
seen the third one, and she's like log down and
you know, now they've got the fucking camera that sees
you camera.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
She watched me do all the.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Items and then she counted, like, probably I was up
to like the twentieth item.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
You supposed to only have twelve in the self, so she.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Counted you breathed single one and then was like okay,
and then and then.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
You are guilty.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
You are guilty until proven innocent at that at that supermarket,
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Why yeah, I don't get watched. What if she'd caught
you because you kind have called her over, so you
were alluding it to your own fever.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
And literally paying like so much money for all these groceries.
I'm not trying to steal them. Maybe people do and
they don't know about the cameras.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Man, the people at our local supermarket. Willy nilly man.
I've just come over smashing bility because I've got I
used these recycled plastic kit te you know, those woven
bags you've got, yeh, But they're heavier than you usually
bring your own bags. So when I do bring your own.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Bag, put those. You got to get them every time
you get them verified.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yeah, I know it's annoying, but our team, yeah, because
quick look at myrinkles and then boops it.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
They don't care that you're, yeah, trying to buy that
bottle of booze. Yeah, so market's a weird.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
But this lady was like you'd think she was the
owner of the supermarket. What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
And like I was trying to steal a you know,
two dollars bag of crasins.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah, I'm doing all right for myself on I don't
need your fucking free crazines.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Thank you.