August 22, 2025 • 5 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleachborn and Hayley's a little bit of pod. Welcome
to a little bit of pond.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
You may notice I'm sporting a new T shirt.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
It was is it you new or you knew you knew?
Use new new new. Please don't eat on air on
with recording a podcast. This is a second hand clothing store.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
You got this from.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yes, So I was up on the wonderful k Road
in Auckland last night having some dinner.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Say the whole word because they only say K road
because they were lazy.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
And cutting a happy road, thank you um and crying
a happy Yeah. That's I was on kudunghappy Road last
night and waiting for my friend. I was going up
and down the shops and it was like not that
late in some of the shop that's known for its
op shops.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, oh my god, they're so expensive though. Jesus, yeah, Jesus, you.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Just may You may as well buy a new top
from cut and nine. You know, oh god, what is
this Prada?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Calm down anyway, So I'm walking along, just perusing the windows,
and I my eye catchers a vintage Queen Band tea
Queen's my favorite band of all time.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Of course you said band, it's not the woman. This
isn't a T shirt of Queen Elizabethe no, no.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
No Queen Allah Bahamian Rhapsody, Allah we other champions, Allah
we will rock you.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
And I thought, oh, fat fat bottom girls allah bicycle race.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
So I was like, oh my god. You know what,
My old Queen T shirt is so thread beer that
when I pulled it down the other day, my thumbs hooked.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I did that into some undies the other day, read beer.
They're gone.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
So I go into the shop and no one else
is in there because it's like a minute away from closing,
and I go up to the guy who's just fallen
some T shirts at the front of the shop and
I said, I hate to be a pain, but I
want that T shirt on the mannequin. And he was like,
oh yeah, you give me a second. And he goes
and he gets it and he's like, Queen my favorite
band of all time.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
That's what he said. He said that, and I looked
at him.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I said me too. I said I've got three Queen
tattoos and he was like, oh, what have you got that?
We talked about those. Yeah, and then and then he goes,
but you're not just the Hits fake fan? Are you?
You know this whole thing about if you're wearing a
band team, name me three songs? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Eve one with the red hot chili pepper things. What's
your favorite album? That kind of stuff. He's like, Oh,
(02:16):
you're not just the Hits fan though.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Everyone's got that train teacher and all he can name
is jobs Jupiter.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, what more do you need to me to train?
One train song worth? The entire Queen Discholarphair.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Whoa hey yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
So then it goes to me and he starts. I
can feel that he's like, boppy girl here, you know
what I mean, doesn't last single thing about a band
like Queen. And he goes, oh, yeah, well, what's your
favorite album? And I said, oh, it's News of the World.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
And I said what's yours?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
He said Night at the Opera, which is the most
obvious one that's got a human rhapsody on it. And
I was like, okay, I'm sniff I'm sniffing a fake fan.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Now, oh wow, you've reversed a fake fan. Yeah, he's
trying to flash out a fake fan.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Is a fake fan along, and he goes, Okay, what's
your favorite song? And I said, my favorite Queen song
of all timers, it's Late. Now, you guys haven't heard
that song.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I don't fucking know what that is.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Should I call it up.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
If you want? But like you won't know it. No
one will know it unless they're a true Queen fan.
I said, it's late. Off my favorite album.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Got Your Heresy is another far playing in the background. Okay,
can you fast forward to that, like a meaty bit
of the song?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
The song the way in?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, kind of just goes that's my favorite
song and it picks up into a big, rocky, bloody moment. Anyway,
So I say it's late and I said you know
it and he said no, I don't. And I said,
if you listen to News of the World, Front of
Back and he said, no, it's not an album I'm
familiar with.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
What has favorite band? Court?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Got your Mate?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, he's running, he admitted it, and didn't just kind
of like bluff his way through as a fake fan
of like, oh my god, you're hard as a fan
to choose one song.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, but a real fan sniff said out it's like
come on pick one, where are we?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
And then he's like, I.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Was waiting for it. What's yours? Bohemian rapsy, bloody loser? Anyway,
you tried to catch me, you didn't.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Catch it, and now you've flipped it around.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Flipped it around and court you and you're the one
selling the T shirt and the shop when.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Everybody being a prick about it, like you're buying something
off him and he decided to be a prick about it.
It's like everybody has a Ramone shirt just because it's
such a cool logo. I said to a five year
old at a birthday party once when my kids were five,
I was like, namely three Ramone songs. They gave me
like or crying and then like running back to their mum.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
By the way, I want to be sedated. Get out.
The man's asking me for three songs? What songs?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I'm just looking at Queen's ten most popular songs on Spotify.
I mean, I heart Radio and Hemian Rhapsody is number one.
Obviously Don't Stop Me Now is number two. Under Pressure
David bow which I thought was a David Bowie Freddy
Mercury song, not David Bowie and Queen that's Queen. It's Queen.
I'm not a true fan. Another one by Sadas we
(05:02):
Will rock You, crazy little thing called love Somebody to
Love kill a Queen? Where are the Champions? And Radio Gaga.
I mean that is a fucking phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
That's yeah, that's the that's the top ten.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
That's for your fake fans.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
You know what, could I have possibly said?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Oh, he could have sit any of them.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
But you. When I was like where are the champions,
you're like two obvious. I was like, the ninth most
popular song.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Oh, we will rock you. That's no one's favorite song.
That's a stadium, a little get together anyway. I will
try to get me, you bro.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Fuck you
From the Zidium podcast network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleachborn and Hayley's a little bit of pod. Welcome
to a little bit of pond.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
You may notice I'm sporting a new T shirt.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
It was is it you new or you knew you knew?
Use new new new. Please don't eat on air on
with recording a podcast. This is a second hand clothing store.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
You got this from.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yes, So I was up on the wonderful k Road
in Auckland last night having some dinner.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Say the whole word because they only say K road
because they were lazy.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
And cutting a happy road, thank you um and crying
a happy Yeah. That's I was on kudunghappy Road last
night and waiting for my friend. I was going up
and down the shops and it was like not that
late in some of the shop that's known for its
op shops.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, oh my god, they're so expensive though. Jesus, yeah, Jesus, you.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Just may You may as well buy a new top
from cut and nine. You know, oh god, what is
this Prada?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Calm down anyway, So I'm walking along, just perusing the windows,
and I my eye catchers a vintage Queen Band tea
Queen's my favorite band of all time.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Of course you said band, it's not the woman. This
isn't a T shirt of Queen Elizabethe no, no.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
No Queen Allah Bahamian Rhapsody, Allah we other champions, Allah
we will rock you.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
And I thought, oh, fat fat bottom girls allah bicycle race.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
So I was like, oh my god. You know what,
My old Queen T shirt is so thread beer that
when I pulled it down the other day, my thumbs hooked.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I did that into some undies the other day, read beer.
They're gone.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
So I go into the shop and no one else
is in there because it's like a minute away from closing,
and I go up to the guy who's just fallen
some T shirts at the front of the shop and
I said, I hate to be a pain, but I
want that T shirt on the mannequin. And he was like,
oh yeah, you give me a second. And he goes
and he gets it and he's like, Queen my favorite
band of all time.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
That's what he said. He said that, and I looked
at him.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I said me too. I said I've got three Queen
tattoos and he was like, oh, what have you got that?
We talked about those. Yeah, and then and then he goes,
but you're not just the Hits fake fan? Are you?
You know this whole thing about if you're wearing a
band team, name me three songs? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Eve one with the red hot chili pepper things. What's
your favorite album? That kind of stuff. He's like, Oh,
(02:16):
you're not just the Hits fan though.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Everyone's got that train teacher and all he can name
is jobs Jupiter.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, what more do you need to me to train?
One train song worth? The entire Queen Discholarphair.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Whoa hey yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
So then it goes to me and he starts. I
can feel that he's like, boppy girl here, you know
what I mean, doesn't last single thing about a band
like Queen. And he goes, oh, yeah, well, what's your
favorite album? And I said, oh, it's News of the World.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
And I said what's yours?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
He said Night at the Opera, which is the most
obvious one that's got a human rhapsody on it. And
I was like, okay, I'm sniff I'm sniffing a fake fan.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Now, oh wow, you've reversed a fake fan. Yeah, he's
trying to flash out a fake fan.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Is a fake fan along, and he goes, Okay, what's
your favorite song? And I said, my favorite Queen song
of all timers, it's Late. Now, you guys haven't heard
that song.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I don't fucking know what that is.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Should I call it up.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
If you want? But like you won't know it. No
one will know it unless they're a true Queen fan.
I said, it's late. Off my favorite album.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Got Your Heresy is another far playing in the background. Okay,
can you fast forward to that, like a meaty bit
of the song?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
The song the way in?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, kind of just goes that's my favorite
song and it picks up into a big, rocky, bloody moment. Anyway,
So I say it's late and I said you know
it and he said no, I don't. And I said,
if you listen to News of the World, Front of
Back and he said, no, it's not an album I'm
familiar with.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
What has favorite band? Court?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Got your Mate?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, he's running, he admitted it, and didn't just kind
of like bluff his way through as a fake fan
of like, oh my god, you're hard as a fan
to choose one song.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, but a real fan sniff said out it's like
come on pick one, where are we?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
And then he's like, I.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Was waiting for it. What's yours? Bohemian rapsy, bloody loser? Anyway,
you tried to catch me, you didn't.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Catch it, and now you've flipped it around.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Flipped it around and court you and you're the one
selling the T shirt and the shop when.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Everybody being a prick about it, like you're buying something
off him and he decided to be a prick about it.
It's like everybody has a Ramone shirt just because it's
such a cool logo. I said to a five year
old at a birthday party once when my kids were five,
I was like, namely three Ramone songs. They gave me
like or crying and then like running back to their mum.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
By the way, I want to be sedated. Get out.
The man's asking me for three songs? What songs?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I'm just looking at Queen's ten most popular songs on Spotify.
I mean, I heart Radio and Hemian Rhapsody is number one.
Obviously Don't Stop Me Now is number two. Under Pressure
David bow which I thought was a David Bowie Freddy
Mercury song, not David Bowie and Queen that's Queen. It's Queen.
I'm not a true fan. Another one by Sadas we
(05:02):
Will rock You, crazy little thing called love Somebody to
Love kill a Queen? Where are the Champions? And Radio Gaga.
I mean that is a fucking phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
That's yeah, that's the that's the top ten.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
That's for your fake fans.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
You know what, could I have possibly said?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Oh, he could have sit any of them.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
But you. When I was like where are the champions,
you're like two obvious. I was like, the ninth most
popular song.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Oh, we will rock you. That's no one's favorite song.
That's a stadium, a little get together anyway. I will
try to get me, you bro.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Fuck you
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