Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - August 29th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the zendim podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is from the Flesh and Haley's Big Pond.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Thanks to animates making happy happened for pets.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Fletch, Vorn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Thanks you brand, Good morning, Welcome to the show, Fletch,
Vaughn and Hailey. It's two minutes past six today, very
soon seven o'clock we kick off the A n Z
donation station. It's back a whole lot of celebrity guests
and musicians yep, people joining us throughout the day on
the station.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
To celebrate, not celebrating. It is celebrate, isn't it?

Speaker 6 (00:33):
Definital Day raising money for Cancer Society with an Z yep,
pretty bloody, girsh.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
It's got to be one of the longest running thwty
five years days, Yeah, thirty five years of partnership, thirty
it's me that's the it started the year that I
I think defitl Day was even before that. That's the
specific Yeah right, definite might even prell FORGIT supporting the
one in three key weis affected by cancer in their lifetime.

(00:59):
So we'll kick it off from seven and today soundkeeper
Lead Detective Rock is on a fishing expedition.

Speaker 7 (01:08):
Is this is this a clue.

Speaker 6 (01:10):
It feels kluey, it feels kloe But no secret sound today,
No secret sound today, because we turn our attention to
the importance on the Definitil Day of Deafitil Day and
the ANC donation station.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
How many times are you going to sing l jaffa?

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Well, actually, vone's got a treat for us. Yeah, when
it comes to the jingle, you.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
Meant the deafidils you've brought in from I brought in
a bunch of death.

Speaker 7 (01:34):
They smell lovely.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
They rated.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
About roses in Friend JAPANI yeah, but the daffodils are lovely.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Ms Fledgeborn and Hailey.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
So apparently gin z are kind of moving away from
something I reckon. Millennials Gen x'es definitely Boomers were very anti,
which is talking about money on a few state and
like what like your salary, salary and how much you earn,
how much you've got in savings, that.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
What did they say? It's always taboo the heir dress
of subjects. You never talk about religion and.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
War, was it?

Speaker 7 (02:15):
And I would have thought money as well?

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:18):
I would say as well. Particularly women wouldn't talk about
how much money they earned. Yeah, but apparently now gen
Z is saying fifty percent of gen Z is now
that's half.

Speaker 7 (02:27):
Yes, that's hard. Good mass from you.

Speaker 6 (02:29):
Thank you say it's attractive when dates talk openly about
income on a first date.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
I wouldn't even know how to bring it up. Hi,
Seveon blanc Orpino, gree.

Speaker 7 (02:42):
How much do you earn?

Speaker 6 (02:45):
Eighty two hundred or are we talking? I wouldn't even
know how to like get any conversation.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
But is it is it that you're asking them how
much they earn because you wanted off they're like long
term potential. They're doing this on the state because you're like, well,
I'm not gonna if this person is not earning much money,
what's the point of viable part to find a like,
you know, rich richer daddy or something.

Speaker 6 (03:07):
But they're also moving away from the traditional man pays
it a.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Date gen Z gen Z girlies, would you talk about
pay on a date?

Speaker 8 (03:16):
I think it's an awkward topic to bring up on
the first day. So I feel like it's quite important
to kind of see how someone can approach that conversation
because if they're not like mature about it, then we're
not we're not buying a house.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
Togither.

Speaker 7 (03:30):
Age if their potential long term?

Speaker 8 (03:33):
I've got money in the bank, do they also? Because
I'm not going to use all momente.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
Wow, that's so like you're so mature.

Speaker 9 (03:39):
Right, so much and talks and I'm like, man, like
we are gen z and she's only a year older
than me.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
But yeah, he got money.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Cool, I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 9 (03:52):
I'm sixty six years deep in my relationship. I still
don't really know how much money my partner has.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
Oh really, Yeah, we don't talk about it like that.
But he doesn't have a salary, so I guess it's different.

Speaker 7 (04:02):
Yeah, can you get into his internet banking?

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Can you?

Speaker 6 (04:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (04:07):
You should try this? Is he worth it? Because you
just do that and then log in? Guys, this is
great advice.

Speaker 9 (04:16):
Carlen's coming with the maturity and now.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
How much the magician makes hold his phone over his
face while he's sleeping.

Speaker 7 (04:23):
Unlock the banking air and have a lot.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
Just have a lot, you know.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
Telling you to take money, Just have a look at
the balances.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
It's interesting to know, wouldn't I love it?

Speaker 4 (04:33):
What if it doesn't keep his money in the bank,
if it's down on his hack with the rabbits.

Speaker 8 (04:37):
Yeah, yeah, true, he was a magician.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Politics, religion and sex. Oh yeah, those are the three
apparently that he that you don't talk about. I thought
six would have been on the tape, and shar talk
about six the whole time she's doing me here. That's
all we talk about, not so much politics.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, it is Clay Fletchforn and Taily.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Well, somebody has worked out a law firm. I don't
know why law firm's done this, but they've worked out
all the Google news reported deaths from taking selfias. Yeah,
between the years twenty fourteen to recently, there's.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Some very famous spots.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
Say that there's that one where the train tracks go
yes out on a cliff and people often lean out
or kisses us something.

Speaker 7 (05:29):
Like that and get hit by a tree.

Speaker 6 (05:31):
Or just place in Vietnam where you sit in a
tiny little Oh.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
My god, I've seen like the train goes, it doesn't
go fast is that people sit and it goes quite
slowly because.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
Through the markets markets.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
It's one of those in India as well, there's those
what are those hanging rocks?

Speaker 5 (05:50):
Wow, they look over the edge.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Like os is at Norway Yord so I out of
all the death out of all of the selfie related
deaths involved an overwhelming amount of young people.

Speaker 7 (06:03):
Eighty nine point two percent of them were young. Many
of them were men.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
Sixty six point six percent of all selfie deaths since
twenty fourteen men men.

Speaker 7 (06:14):
Okay, what country?

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:15):
And it's funny because they do use the train photos.
One of the images in this article What country do
You reckon? Is the most dangerous.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
I'm like, is it like.

Speaker 6 (06:27):
I was like, is it like much you pitch you?
You know, like one of those like mountain things or something.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
India, Um, it'll just be surely it's a numbers game. China, Yeah,
it's what because they're more populated. Okay, well it'll just
be where I'll go from ten backwards, Brazil, Brasis, Spain, the.

Speaker 7 (06:48):
UK, Kenya, Indonesia at sex wait. I want to know
the UK? Is it the White Cliffs of Dover?

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Yes, beautiful close to the edge of those, don't they?
And do they know it's made of chalk?

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Like it's crumbly. It's a crumbly thing to step back
from there. So Indonesia's at sex, Australia is at five.
They've got some big you know, beaches and rocks, and
I'm trying to maybe trying to get a selfie with
an animal they've got, Yeah, animals that would.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
Like to kill you.

Speaker 7 (07:15):
Gets to Klais.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Pakistan was next in the most dangerous countries to take
a selfie at four, Russia at nineteen, and then it
jumps up. The second spot goes to the United States. Okay,
and the United States forty five deaths since when since
twenty fourteen since they started take ten and it jumps
to two hundred and seventy one in India. Yeah, the

(07:40):
country with the most selfie deaths.

Speaker 6 (07:42):
Wow, guys, I'm just looking at Dover. I think we
should go the White Cliffs. Love looks love It looks lovely.
It looks lovely from a distance looking.

Speaker 7 (07:52):
In flying on the You don't want to.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Be out there where we could rather have our favorite
scenes from broad Church that.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Yeah, Champagne Coleman.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
So what of the what are the photo spots selfie
spots in India?

Speaker 4 (08:12):
They just say it's more for the fact that a
lot of I don't know, there's a lot of infrastructure
that's like crap, that's a bit crap, And yeah that
you can people get access to and is it maintained?
And yeah, so people just die?

Speaker 10 (08:27):
Or right?

Speaker 5 (08:29):
What a place?

Speaker 6 (08:30):
I was still on my travel Oh my god, amazing. Yeah,
you've got to see the taj Mahal. But there was
nothing dangerous about taking a photo there. No, you want
your Indian wedding of course, one day. I know if
there's any eligible Indian men listening, I am actually looking
for an Indian husband, right, Okay, I just want the
five day You know I'm not looking for anything.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
You don't want the actual marriage. We won't sign the point?
Do you just want them five days?

Speaker 5 (08:56):
Want to have Pina and all the jewelry and the
red dress? Feels inappropriate?

Speaker 6 (09:03):
No, but that's why I need the Indian It will
be inappropriate if I was marrying a white man.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
And I just did that.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
You wait, so you want to use a man to
appropriate his culture, but not follow through with the tradition
that you are sort of using for your own entertainment.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Correct?

Speaker 7 (09:17):
See how that sounds?

Speaker 5 (09:18):
Did you hear it?

Speaker 6 (09:19):
As I said about how cute would I look as
an Indian?

Speaker 5 (09:22):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Dead m's fledged rawn.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
And Haley, Well we still you know, we still haven't
got Shannon and intro.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
Today we say we've got to get in the booth.
We've got it.

Speaker 7 (09:32):
We've got to record that Shannon's intro.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
Look at if I she wants it toe.

Speaker 7 (09:37):
Maybe we should do that next week.

Speaker 9 (09:38):
Guys, that would be nice, but you don't know how
you're going to feel next week.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
Probably tired, I reckon tired, like what.

Speaker 9 (09:47):
Annie said, The sun will come up tomorrow, that's that's you.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Like, Please find the music born. I'm just gonna stop.

Speaker 11 (09:56):
Yeah, what have you got?

Speaker 5 (09:57):
What's this?

Speaker 7 (09:58):
It's sinking? It's the carry vision of love shack.

Speaker 9 (10:02):
Yeah, here we go, baby, Okay, yeah, I feel it.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Okay, we do this if you see.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
I sort of like it live.

Speaker 11 (10:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (10:25):
Yeah, we'll write some lyrics and then we can just
do this every time.

Speaker 7 (10:29):
Yeah, Shanon's got a heck for us.

Speaker 9 (10:31):
Yeah, there's nothing better than stalking and on instagrammers there.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Okay, wait, you won't sneak and look at your boyfriend's
bank account, gullance. But you're now you're you're saying it's
okay to go and stalk your exes. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (10:46):
I saw one recently of my ex and he bought
a house with a girl. And I was like crazy,
he moved on, like I know I have.

Speaker 7 (10:54):
Crazy.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
He bought a house with so much crazy that he's
doing this to make me jealous behavior from him.

Speaker 9 (11:03):
Honestly, my ex is looking he's looking good, good.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
My first my firstive, A boyfriend. That's who I'm looking at.
It's a Trump handy has made you look toy's he's
work as yeah, pick here at one point, did.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
He go work and go broke?

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Or just another case wed you're here, go work go
broke so often, but these people seem to be financially throwing.

Speaker 9 (11:36):
How fun is it to look at your ex? But
sometimes you don't want them to know you're looking at them.
You know, it's a bit like they've caught me stalking.
I've got a hack to make sure they don't know
that you're having a sneaky look. Don't like their photos,
That's part of it, of course, but that's for a
main feed. I'm talking stories. You want to see what
they're up to. They go out last night.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
Oh yeah, but you don't want them seeing that you've
seen the story.

Speaker 9 (11:57):
So what you need to do is make sure your
Instagram is loaded so you can either do this when
you can see those bubbles at the top, it will
show the three people. Or just search your X on
Instagram or whoever. This isn't an expecific hack, search them
up on Instagram. So you can try this with if
VH ZIM and then once you're on our profile, turn
your phone to airplane mode. You will now be able

(12:20):
to watch our story because you've preloaded it by going
to our profile. But we as your X or if
VH will not know that you have seen this. It
will not register because you don't have internet at that time.
To talent Instagram, you've seen it.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
And then what do you do afterwards? You have to
go out. I'd close the app down to make sure.

Speaker 6 (12:42):
Yeah, okay, so I'm on a profile currently, and so
if I go airplane.

Speaker 9 (12:48):
Mode, yep, tap on their story, it'll be there because
you've preloaded it.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Yeah it's there. Cool, so he won't have to see that.
He will have no idea you've opened this. Now what
if I message and been like, hey, how are you
if you seen them?

Speaker 7 (13:01):
That, he'll see that?

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Okay, and then I would I just close Instagram and
then go back. You close, and then they want to okay,
it's not.

Speaker 9 (13:12):
Bad and the fact that you can search someone up,
maybe who you don't follow, you don't want them to know.

Speaker 7 (13:17):
Yes, okay, so.

Speaker 9 (13:19):
Long as you're not blocked, you'll be able to do this.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
This is brilliant. It's actually not bad, not bad, not bad.
It's actually not a bad hack.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
I'm feeling because.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
How many times do you want to watch a story
of someone but you don't want them to know that
you've seen it?

Speaker 6 (13:34):
I because I have some other I've called someone by mistake. Sorry,
I just pop somewhere.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
It won't be hidden. That's fine, don't worry. I'm right there.
I've got a couple of other Instagram profiles.

Speaker 6 (13:48):
I've got my Renovation one and I've got a random one,
so that's how I go.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
And the random one account, she's got a burner account.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
You're gonna have finster.

Speaker 8 (13:57):
Wow, you have a burner who Hailey's cute on all
of our videos.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
That's a legitimate person.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
Okay, Well we need to give obviously just about tap
out there, but we've got to give a five star
or below ratings.

Speaker 7 (14:14):
First, I'm going to go four.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
I'm gonna go for I don't encourage this behavior, but four.
It's pretty feeling healthy. It's not healthy thing to do
so only because yeah, we need to move on from
the past.

Speaker 9 (14:25):
Yeah, like chicken nuggets aren't healthy. But five stars year
five stars.

Speaker 6 (14:28):
You're writing it's five for me based on the chicken
nugget theory.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Plays Fletchborn and Haley play z ms Fletchborn and Hailey
from the Fletchborne and Haley group chat.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
This is the top six.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
It's definital day to day and you can take donate
to three four nine three to make an instant three
dollars donation to the Cancer Society.

Speaker 7 (14:53):
I normally do those because I sound a bit more sincere.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
Did you think that lacked sincerity? Give it a give
it another go?

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Donate to three four nine three to make an instant
three donation to the cancer So just you're reading it, Yeah,
we did a Red Cross had years ago for some
kind of relief thing, and Vaughn just couldn't know.

Speaker 7 (15:10):
It really he excuse me from the book.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
They were like, can you like try to sound like,
you know, like you care about dying children.

Speaker 7 (15:19):
It's just not in your voice, is it.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
I don't think it's. But you're a father, I'm a
caring man. We're caring. That was pure care.

Speaker 7 (15:27):
Can't you do it for like?

Speaker 5 (15:29):
It's bizarre people? Okay, one in three form.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Will let me approach this slightly differently to get people
to donate.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
Humor and your voice, you know, I will say, we're.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
About to check off the A and Z donation station.
We'll be teaming up with the A and Z who
have been a partner of the Cancer Society for thirty
five years. Big success last year.

Speaker 6 (15:47):
Yees, such a great cause and it's yes, so many
people are affected by cancer.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
It's see that's do you hearing that I did have that?

Speaker 11 (15:55):
Actually?

Speaker 7 (15:56):
Yeah, I do care.

Speaker 12 (15:57):
I know you do.

Speaker 7 (15:58):
But it's just bizarre.

Speaker 13 (15:59):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
I might use humor to get people to donate. Okay,
Top six reasons laughing.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
People with cancer? You know what I mean? Like, it's
not funny.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Top sex reasons to donate to tax donate to three
four nine three and make a three dollars donation to
the Cancer Society. Number six on the list. I dare
you to look a dafitel straight in the eye and
not donate. You've got a big bunch in here, and
they smell lovely, don't they.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
Hey, here's my talking to the mic.

Speaker 10 (16:24):
Worne.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
That's how the radio will No, this was just for
you two, okay, just this was just for friends.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
Off your chair. This is my new variety. This is
my new vit vary. So some of them have an
orange head and some of them were just ye yellow
like the color on that.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
And did you see my picture the one that looks
like a fried egg like it was white petals with
a call them a trumpet in the middle. Okay, yeah, nice,
look at you ago God reader grow And she recently
passed away. She passed away ten years ago. About it,
I don't want to recently arline that passed away. She

(16:57):
was more of a hydrangeer's girl. And that coming you know,
they just around the corner that season is just give
that last one. I don't talk about it, but I
wanted to don and dry it three four nine three
to make and it's at three dollars donation to those
that are it's not hydranger day, No, it's dairy on
Dayraingerringer number five on the list of the top sex
reasons to donate to deafit all day.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
Right now, you don't pay for your own phone anyway,
so no hours is working right now.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
If you're in the company, if you're on a company plan, yes,
you know, maybe Daddy's paying for it.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Eat, that's bogsy.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
I wouldn't have too much aggression years Number three four
nine three three four nine three donate.

Speaker 7 (17:37):
You tix donate the word to three four nine three.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
I've just done that.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
Number four, thank you for your three dollars donation to
the Cancer Society.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
Means it is proud to support the Cancer Society. Very
difficult day done.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Number four on the list of the top sex reasons
to donate to deaficil day right now is if you
wrestle around in your couch and car on my recommendation,
you'll actually come out bitter off.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
So I will tell you to do don I'll also
tell you.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
To seuit your car and your couch and you'll find
easily more than you'll find more than three dollars. Yeah,
so technically you come out better off. Yeah, you're in
a plus. That's Matt's Yeah. Number three on the list
of the top six reasons to text donate to three
four nine three to make it three dollars donation to
the Cancer Society. The cafe that you keep spending eight
dollars on average coffee. It has had too many chances.

(18:23):
Go to the five dollar coffee place. You've got three
dollars left over. Yeah, donate the risk coffee eight bucks.
That's great, thank thank me later, Thank me later. Number
two on the list of the top sex reasons to
donate to deafital Day right now. You spent far more
money than this on a la booboo far more money.

Speaker 7 (18:40):
Yes, Why did you look at the producers when you
said that it's.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
Way more than five la boo boos?

Speaker 12 (18:45):
No?

Speaker 5 (18:45):
Five donations? Five donations? How much is the la boo boo?

Speaker 12 (18:50):
No?

Speaker 9 (18:50):
Just get on the thirty four four dollars thirty nine.

Speaker 6 (18:56):
I was wanting to do a forty yeah mooes a
forty bucks?

Speaker 5 (19:01):
Yeah, well thirty nine please not me? Is your mortgage viral?
Shut up? That was the most It was your mortgage homeowner?

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Yeah, please don't call me a homeowner.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
I'm so.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
You can't call someone you're really going to watch what
syllables you emphasize in homeowner hormona hormona.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
And number one and the less of the top six
reasons to tax.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Donate to three four nine three right now to make
an instant three dollars the nation to the Cancer Society
for Defital Day. Is I know what you did this week,
and you need the brownie points. Wait, you now need
bribing people, you need the blackmail. I know what you did.
You need because we did this, you will did filth
and this is a good way to clear our claral
palette three can't there's karma brownie points?

Speaker 5 (19:52):
Yeah, everybody listening has done something this week they're a
little ashamed of.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
You can wipe the karma slate clean by making a
three donation right now.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
That's today's up.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Six ms Fledg, Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
Joining us in the studio. One of my favorite comedians
and a genuine friend of mine. So he joins the
circle of genuine friends, and I think you'll be able
to hear it. Comedian Paul Douglas. Welcome, Paulie.

Speaker 14 (20:15):
Nice to meet you, meet me in a professional content Yeah,
this is weird.

Speaker 5 (20:23):
Is it weird seeing me in an as an actual job? Ever?

Speaker 14 (20:27):
In a way just because when we have been in
actual jobs, you know, and that sort of stuff.

Speaker 6 (20:33):
But well, Paul, you are off on tour today. Tour
starts today, correct around the around the world, not the world.
We're starting as a New Zealand Paul Douglas could be
keen tour.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
It is his award winning comedian. What wars have you won?

Speaker 11 (20:48):
Not many?

Speaker 14 (20:50):
I don't know, best life, gag, best live show six
years ago. Oh yeah, pre pandemic, before my whole life
went down the toilet.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
When the fish shop, fish and chips in two thousand
and sacks.

Speaker 11 (21:03):
What you want, yeah, most improved Cricketer Hill, Chris.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
High okay now yeah, well good for you.

Speaker 14 (21:11):
You are Hamilton boy, Chris I was born and Katy
oh wow, Hamilton raised.

Speaker 6 (21:18):
This isn't about it's not a biographer. He hasn't written
a book that we're talking about. We're going to go
through that harrowing tale of Paul Douglas's life. It's anytime
we think about writing a book, it's like, yeah, did
good and then kept doing good and then life's pretty sweet.

Speaker 11 (21:34):
Really nice parents.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
You're really nice, parents, are still.

Speaker 11 (21:38):
In love, had all the toys I wanted. I think.

Speaker 6 (21:42):
Now, if you haven't seen Paul Douglas perform, this is
how I vouched for his quality comedy. As often when
he's on the New Zealand International comedy Face Gala. They
will chuck him last because they know he won't bomb.

Speaker 11 (21:57):
Means pra just a pella.

Speaker 5 (21:59):
Yeah yeah, Poles.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
Do you like going a super last in the lineup poorly?

Speaker 13 (22:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (22:06):
Well, I've spoken about this a bit before.

Speaker 14 (22:08):
I don't have that muscle in my or that whatever
in my body that makes me nervous to perform. It's
quite the opposite. It's like letting a ball out of
a cage. So the longer you hold the ball into
the cage, the more I'm going to go out there
and be like, because you know they've sat there for
two hours, You're like, I've got to grab them. They
hate you to come out, so you've got to go
out there and just rip them a new one.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (22:30):
In in fact, that last one that you were the
wonderful host of went So.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
Why did he say that?

Speaker 6 (22:36):
Felt just ingenuous when you said that wonderful and you
try to get don't worry about it.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
Yeah, but you were last on.

Speaker 14 (22:44):
That one, and no, you you actually did such a
good job, and everyone else did such a good job.
That one was a breeze. That was absolute breeze. So no,
I don't mind it last.

Speaker 5 (22:53):
What's the could be keen tour about what's the show?
What's what are you doing?

Speaker 14 (22:57):
Could be keen to it the elevator pitch. I went
to Australia. I drank for fifteen hours. I had twelve
panic attacks a day for three days. I was something
needs to change here. But I refuse to be one
of those people that goes from partying to.

Speaker 11 (23:15):
Like endurance sports. You know what I mean.

Speaker 14 (23:18):
There's a middle ground where you can drink less and
do fun runs. Yeah, you don't have to do ultra
marathons and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (23:25):
Yeah, people do do a big U tune generally when
they've had a I'll call it it was a mental breakdown.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
I saw you shortly after, you saw.

Speaker 11 (23:31):
Me very shortly after, and where Kindred are now? Mental
breakdowns line?

Speaker 5 (23:37):
But you're right.

Speaker 6 (23:38):
People often go I'm going to go from rock bottom
to I'm going to climb Mount Kilimanjaro and I'm.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
Going to do it one legged totally.

Speaker 14 (23:45):
And I was like, there's so many people like me.
There are those people that like, man, I don't want
to give everything up. I want to live that middle ground.
And so I came up that could be Keen Systems.
So very shortly. There's four levels. There's not keen, could
be keen, keen, and too keen. Ideally, you want to
live your life between could be and keen because that's
where the good stuff happens. Yeah yeah, too keen is

(24:06):
drug addicts just degenerates, and if you get too keen,
you wrap round to not keen.

Speaker 7 (24:12):
Yeah okay.

Speaker 14 (24:14):
It's also very hard to get from not keen to
too keen. That usually involves drugs.

Speaker 11 (24:20):
Okay.

Speaker 14 (24:21):
So it's just basically a system. So in my mind,
if I can keep between could be keen and keen, yeah, where.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
Are you sitting now at present prison barometer.

Speaker 14 (24:29):
Check, I'm at a high could be. I'm saying no
to a lot more things than I used to.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
Good boy.

Speaker 9 (24:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (24:36):
And that's essentially how you do it, because you know,
you have those friends and you go they're too keen. Yeah,
oh yeah, and you just say to them like, bro,
just dial it back to a keen and then I'm keen.
But in the same breath, you have those friends who
are habitually not keen, and you're gon't be like, brother,
we want you at the party.

Speaker 11 (24:53):
Just bring it up to a could Yeah, how.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
I'm sitting there.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
I love this well if you could be keen to
Paul Douglas, you're kicking things off in christ Church, going
to coramandor Queenstown, Warnica and Wellington.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
That's the one Evin find it in Z. Look at
Paul Douglas, PAULA good luck with the.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Door play Z ms Fleshborn and Haley beautiful brother.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
It's Defital Days and this is A and Z donation
station on Z.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Yes, that's right, we're kicking it off the A and
Z donation station. Yeah, we are and live streaming and
you can catch Fletcher's expressions that he forgets people can
see when we do these sorts.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
Of things in front of people are alive brown and
is sort of like his hand motion.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
He's like, hurry up, I'm not in control of the buttons.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
I'm not in control of the buttons.

Speaker 6 (25:45):
So it's important for the three of us to remember
that we are live streaming. So our offier conversations.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Are pgg park Yes, so a in Z A proud
partner of the Cancer Society for thirty five years. So
where basically raising money today. This is the day Daffital Day.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
We all know it.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
We've all grown up. Yeah, coming up on the show
a comedian joining us.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
Yes, Josh Thompson, the one, the only, We absolutely love him.
I think he's recovered from the news that the Custard Square.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
We'll probably have to ask We'll have to ask about correspondent. Yeah,
it's really rocked a week.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
I thought we might start the donation station next though.
I've been back in my home studio. I don't even
know you had one. I've got a fantastic home studio.
I used to do a lot of remixes.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
Okay, pee money of sorts.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Yes, a sort of a v cash to go by
y Okash p Mortgagh.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
That's that's my that's my name, my dear j name.
I'm going to remix. Okay, I'm going to play this
remix of a of a classic.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Plays it MS Fletch.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
I was pondering before how long Definitive Day has been
in New Zealand thirty five years, but started in Canada
significantly earlier than that. Always associated with the Cancer Society
in different countries.

Speaker 7 (27:05):
Did they have the song in Canada?

Speaker 5 (27:07):
But they didn't have this particular song too?

Speaker 6 (27:09):
Can I just before you share with us your the
fruits of your labor?

Speaker 13 (27:14):
Do you know.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
So we're just kicking this off now. But together with
a Z it's so far.

Speaker 6 (27:18):
With our donation station, we'll already raise forty four, four
hundred and twenty three dollars.

Speaker 7 (27:22):
Oh that's fantastic. That's a rounded it's fantastic.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
Are you multiple of three? What forty four, four hundred
and twenty three?

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Man?

Speaker 7 (27:32):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
Divide it by three. Yeah, that's what I want to do.
Can you just do it quick clearing?

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Yeah, yea, yeah, yeah yeah, because otherwise, how did someone
donate not a three four four four two three. I've
opened up my alarm clock, not my capcular now.

Speaker 6 (27:43):
With four four four two three four four four to
two three of god, so you put them the wrong number.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
Three?

Speaker 5 (27:51):
No, it's well, I mean it's not exactly, but that's
like nearly fifteen thousand people.

Speaker 7 (27:57):
Yeah, that's amazing.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
You can make an instant three dollars donation and just
takes donate to three four nine three and that goes
straight to the Cancer Society.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Chubb bless.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Now I've done a remix. Okay, I've done a remix.

Speaker 12 (28:10):
Hayley.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
I sort of thought I was the musical one of
the shamans, that's scared to hear this. We'll see uh.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
And and because definite Day for me as a child
is of course the Deafitil Day song daffer.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
I believe you've got one short on the deafidils coming
your ways. It was out and about before definitill Day.

Speaker 12 (28:37):
To let you know.

Speaker 5 (28:38):
Of course, this was the day before text donations.

Speaker 6 (28:40):
Yeah, we didn't have cell pins and street collects, didn't
have cell.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
Phone cell phones, didn't have wait to donate, just through around, threw.

Speaker 7 (28:50):
Rocks and old building windows.

Speaker 8 (28:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
Sometimes we had a stick if.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
We're lucky, Yeah, if you were lucky, sticking an orange
Christmas and an orange for Christmas.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
But that song I thought could a classics.

Speaker 9 (29:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
Oh you know, do you remember your first stick for Christmas?

Speaker 12 (29:08):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (29:08):
Mine was beautiful. Sure, we couldn't afford much.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Yeah, I came from a life of privilege.

Speaker 7 (29:13):
Big stack, you'd almost call it a lock.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
Wow, Wow, such a stick, it was like anyway, we digress,
I've got a remix. I went into my home studio okay,
and I turned on my Den and CD Pire okay,
and imported some files into Wow.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
My audio editing software of a choice been a while
since you remix song? Yeah, what's your editing software? Your
garage band?

Speaker 15 (29:36):
Go?

Speaker 5 (29:37):
I'm a gig gigaburt kigab Georgia Burton. I didn't kind
of think of her in a butt but no gig
a bit. She's actually named after the editing software.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
And I've made a remix of the daff of all
Day song, which I believe, for my research, was by
Graham Fortese.

Speaker 5 (29:53):
In nineteen nineteen ninety. Did you permission from Gray? I
actually haven't, okay, but I'd like this. I'd like I'd
I like to see him complain at the and try
to take down to charity. Okay, yeah, actually I don't know,
but what.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
A piece of would be thirty five years after the
song was released, coming to charity and here's my Okay.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
Here's my remix.

Speaker 7 (30:11):
Oh I like, okay, I like what you've done there.

Speaker 5 (30:19):
Let's up. Yeah. Do you know what else made me
want to do? Text to three four nine three.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Text donatext donate yeah, do not go on longer.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
It's eight and a half minutes long, right, Okay, that's loop.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Just kind of just use it whenever you want, right, Okay, Well,
you've done a fantastic John there, yep, me and gigaboot.

Speaker 7 (30:42):
Okay, what what a remax?

Speaker 5 (30:43):
I've done another donation, guys on the contry on the
company dime okay, okay, I mean you're going to prep
have to pay that back. Well, Box is not here
as a boss in charge of the phones, right spots,
am I right to keep texting donate to three four
nine three. Yeah, he's a big great big.

Speaker 16 (31:03):
Plays it MS Fletchborn and Haley plays it Ms Fletchborne
and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
I'm just watching us on the live stream. Yes, somebody
could get a bit more action out of you, that
would be great. You're very stagnant. Do you just want
me to move a bit?

Speaker 6 (31:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (31:17):
Look, it's on a delay.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
It's on a delay, and I don't know if that's intentional?
Should we If something up right, they can cut right?

Speaker 5 (31:28):
It does? It looks like we've got no friends.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
If everybody at the back could just move to the front, pleace,
it looks like we've got.

Speaker 13 (31:36):
It.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
Does look like we're alone.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
Coming up on the show where you're going to be
joined by Josh Thompson, comedian.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
Yes and Day and genuine friend as well. Genuine Friend
for you and I maybe not flitch as much like

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what a little pol today.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
We took inspiration from a Daily Mail article where a
a woman has written an article titled, yes, every married
woman I know has a backup man for when she
finally dumps her husband. Here are the taelltale signs your
wife has one? Okay, that's right now, that's something. And
also I did journalism at school. That's far too long

(32:33):
for a headline.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
Yeah, it didn't grab me immediately. No, it was far
too long, far too line. So we asked, do you
have a backup person?

Speaker 7 (32:40):
Someone on the what do they call it back the
back burner?

Speaker 5 (32:43):
Ye? There and one day maybe simmer ring. Do you
have a backup person? Ninety one percent of people said no,
of course.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Going to say that because it partner could look at
their phone. Yeah, that kind of trumps the headline that
said yes every married and I know has a backup man. Contraductory, Yeah,
ninety one people said no. Nine percent said years. Okay,
So what about those nine percent? What are they trying
to find some okaylet's trying to find some trip he said,
there's a reason I'm dumping the male species.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Do not repeat the same process lesbianism.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
It sounds like, is it easy to get a visa for?
It's actually quite easy for so many years. Yeah, and
the cucumbers you just apply it just fantastic. I've always
loved living on Rose says I don't even have a person, let.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
Alone a backup one. Okay, quick look at Rose.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Oh zoo, men on Rose, if you'd like to do
in your own time, if we could get roses. Here
is the name sent through to Hailey.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
Pleation and thank you.

Speaker 6 (33:44):
I don't know that's a real big lesbian turn, didn't it.
Your Rose looks lovely and just needs to get a
person I.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
Thought you were going to say personality. I was like, hope,
can you Charaine?

Speaker 4 (33:55):
This guy responds to every silly little pole we do.
Hell no, that is some psychopathic stuff, he says, Okay,
and that's good feedback. Hailey another Haley, my platonic male
beast is my backup husband. I know he would take
care of me and my family if I ever needed.
Let's hope it never happens, though, because and then she's
his bestie.

Speaker 5 (34:13):
Day please on a daylight today?

Speaker 4 (34:17):
Wow today in front of the Definitely you don't want
to hear what we're gonna say. Sean said no, because
I'm now with my back up person. I couldn't be happy.

Speaker 5 (34:29):
So they did They did it, They did it. That
was their backup person.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Steff said, oh god, no, I don't have the capacity
to like any more humans in this world. Okay, Ash said, yeah,
my backup person's in my bedside table.

Speaker 7 (34:45):
Coveted affodils is again.

Speaker 6 (34:47):
The satisfying pro I'm picking up on that. I'm sorry,
I want to hear that daylight today.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
Jackie said, yes, I've got a backup person. I just
haven't explained to Henry Cavill that he's my backup person.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
Well, that's exist actually my back, and actually wildly I
am first and he's actually on my back. There's a
long line, there is a line he can back up,
he can back up into my person.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Oh sorry, Shay says, we were right person, wrong time.
Both married other people, but we will end up together
and we both know it.

Speaker 5 (35:20):
Do it.

Speaker 13 (35:20):
Now.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
Imagine that they're both with other people and they're just
now shame.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
I mean, we've said that the name a whole bunch
of times. I'm mentioning there is so much trouble now.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
That you're going to have to deal with that problem.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
And Robbie said, that is the most ridiculous thing ever,
the disrespect.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
To your partner.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
Just leave. My soul would be destroyed if I found
out my darling did that. But then says, dot dot
dot dot dot.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
Yeah, the dot dot dots is telling a different story.
Probably the dot dot dots is the disconcerting. Yeah, dot
dots are destroying well.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
For silly little poll off the back of an article
that said every married woman has a backup man, we
asked you if you've got a back up person, and
ninety one percent of you said no.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Playse it in flesh food and it's very.

Speaker 7 (36:02):
Funny again, it's I might be being funny.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
Funny again, you might like that.

Speaker 6 (36:06):
Someone said to me that Flitch is actually the funny
the funny guy off the shot.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
He is because he doesn't it, because he gets the sleep,
He looks after himself, he treats his well. He's done
in the middle of a personal recession or a mental breakdown.

Speaker 5 (36:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Yeah, he's got zero stress. So we have a family
to provide for time.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
Yeah, he's not recently been Yeah you know, yeah, you're right.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
I am Z donation station with Josh Thompson's.

Speaker 15 (36:39):
Here on the counter with me, and what a beautiful
set we've got here, one of I can't see you, guys.
There's a bunch of daffitils in the way we can
I'm just realized there's.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
A fake yeah, but real ones from his driveway. I
agree with. That's lovely, isn't that night? Actually? So there's
a mixed there of last night's Harvest and some from.

Speaker 6 (37:02):
But you kind of bundled the men in it anyway, Yeah,
what not? Yeah, you know, we look great for joining us.
These are not comedians hours.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
But you're a dad.

Speaker 12 (37:10):
I'm a dad as well.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
Yeah as well.

Speaker 6 (37:16):
I would just like, can I just set the record straight.
I'm not a father, I'm not a father figure.

Speaker 5 (37:21):
I am a tiny hand in mine.

Speaker 12 (37:24):
Yeah, it's some big daddy vibes. I'm quite I went
for a run. I don't go on about it since
we were all talking about it. I went for a
run last night. Yeah, big big guy, and I've just
I've just started wearing as a big lad. I don't
know if I meant to be talking about this right now.

Speaker 5 (37:39):
We're raising money. We're raising money for death.

Speaker 12 (37:45):
That makes much more sense. Why there's so many flowers,
and what a great cause.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
Definitely tell us what are you wearing. It's a big guy.

Speaker 15 (37:53):
I've got bigger my thighs a roubbing together and it's
getting also in my business.

Speaker 12 (37:57):
Yeah, I've got about of chaping. So I started wearing
like like, I guess, black tights.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
For those who I want to you just indicated up
under the bridget like a stems and skims.

Speaker 12 (38:14):
I've got a corsets that I run. Can I check?

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Now?

Speaker 12 (38:19):
You young men, you are you meant to wear pants
over the top. So I've made two mistakes. One is
I'm wearing tights pulled up very high.

Speaker 15 (38:28):
And the second one is I'm running quite late at
night and it's not I didn't realize it to just
how cold it can be if it rains. And it rained,
and then the wind started blowing and it was not
good and it's not like it's not like I'm like
running for the Jamaican hundred meters either, So there's not
you know, so I don't want to be on display.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
But but but anyways, I heavily.

Speaker 17 (38:57):
I've got a bucket of petroleum.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
I'm not loyal to the brand. I would just go.

Speaker 15 (39:04):
You've got a big listenership, and what a great product
vast Lane is to Okay, Josh, stop, I'm just going
to stop you because you've got.

Speaker 7 (39:11):
To run one.

Speaker 12 (39:12):
Okay, Sure, I've got to run on.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
So we're raising money today for.

Speaker 6 (39:18):
The deafit all day with as Great, which of course
praises money for the Cancer Society. And we keep saying
one and three people are affected by it, which could
be that you've had it, you'll get it, or someone
you love has been.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
Affected by it. What is your connection?

Speaker 13 (39:33):
Do you?

Speaker 5 (39:33):
It's anyone you someone you love?

Speaker 12 (39:36):
Yes, of course, of course it's.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
Not you announcing that you have it.

Speaker 15 (39:40):
But no, no, no, no, no no obvious one of
one called Wine had it. That was incredibly sad time
as he as he went away. And I've had many
people in my life have it. So it's a horrific
thing and I'm so glad to be part of it.
I wish i'd known known sort of, I wish i'd
really known about this inside my head before I started

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telling a horrific story about.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
Yeah, I just sort of wanted to reflect back to you.
So we're going to celebrate our later moments.

Speaker 15 (40:06):
We do.

Speaker 12 (40:09):
Yeah, but I mean it's laugh.

Speaker 18 (40:11):
It would be depressing if this entire day we were
just concentrating on sad stories cancer. We've got to have
the stories of the survivors and the people that have
beaten it and the wonderful work of the death all
day does with the cancer society.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
That's right.

Speaker 12 (40:24):
My alarms have started going off.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
Well, if that's your alarm, you're late.

Speaker 12 (40:27):
Sorry, you're already on here. I wonder why it's slept on?

Speaker 5 (40:33):
No, wonder you look so chipper sevent Wouldn't that be nice?

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Land?

Speaker 5 (40:36):
Wouldn't that be nice?

Speaker 19 (40:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (40:38):
I still reckon anxiety?

Speaker 7 (40:39):
Would four am?

Speaker 4 (40:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (40:41):
Hey buddy, Hey I met loser. Hey, big loser, Hey
big what are you to do today?

Speaker 5 (40:49):
Nothing?

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (40:50):
You big loser? Remember that time your life made no impact?

Speaker 20 (40:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (40:53):
I'm like, hey, whoa anxiety? Give me a break. It's tuesday, Josh,
what have you got going on? What have you got
going on at the moment? Apart moment?

Speaker 12 (41:01):
Night training? Just to night training?

Speaker 5 (41:05):
Actually, why are you night training and not day training?

Speaker 15 (41:07):
I've been come upted until a celebrity rugby a soccer match,
and so I I thought I could play, But.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
I can't mean our shouldn't be where this is.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
This is male arrogance thinking we can do this sort
of thing I played before when I was seven, But
it's different.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
I will remind you that we're yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 15 (41:28):
I talked to a guy, a professional guy, and he
was like, what you gotta do is work on your
intermedtent speed run quickly backfore he.

Speaker 7 (41:34):
Didn't he didn't have a thirty five year gap between.

Speaker 15 (41:37):
Yes, I said, there's probably some other stuff I gotta
work on as well in the meantime, but what I've
chosen to do is to running super like.

Speaker 12 (41:43):
I'm talking eleven o'clock at night. So if you see a.

Speaker 15 (41:47):
Heaving Polynesian man running around yournahboot about eleven o'clock, a
carved and sweat and wearing tights and I'm only care for.

Speaker 6 (41:54):
What neighborhood you did that, yeah, and called them what
they are their penny hose, that penny But.

Speaker 15 (41:58):
The only thing is when you run, you get nervous
because my hands aren't swinging because because I want to
shield so like I'm running with them in front.

Speaker 5 (42:05):
Of me, hands out swinging. That's terrible.

Speaker 15 (42:08):
Typically I've got to wear other shorts.

Speaker 12 (42:11):
I don't know other shorts announcement you have to and
those one of the flaps.

Speaker 5 (42:16):
Yeah, with the did you see, Josh, did you see?
What was the race with that? Guys came lips when
the popped out.

Speaker 12 (42:28):
Really know, we'll bring that up. What are we talking about?

Speaker 6 (42:32):
He was doing the hurdles and you know how they
go with the legs, how they can't from the bottom
of the shorts because you're talking about getting these flappy shorts.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
It's like that more dangerous than the panty hose.

Speaker 7 (42:42):
And he couldn't poke it in.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
He could. He kept trying to Edmund going on did
he win?

Speaker 18 (42:52):
But he won?

Speaker 5 (42:53):
And he won? You know what it was like, Brava.

Speaker 12 (42:56):
Not since the Frosbye flop have we seen such an
update and in.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
A sport now, Josh, have you texted? Texted? Have you
text donates? Three nine four to three?

Speaker 17 (43:07):
No?

Speaker 5 (43:09):
Sorry? Three four nine three.

Speaker 15 (43:10):
I thought I should have my phone off, but my
alarm went and everything started going to custard. Now I
was sort of waking up and realizing what's going on
and what a great cause we're all here for.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
You know, it sounds like should we said things have
gone to custod?

Speaker 6 (43:24):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (43:24):
Could we talk about the loss of do you know
desserts from your hometown?

Speaker 6 (43:30):
I gave him credit where it was due, but I
did say I gave Diahinwood's joke from our group chat.

Speaker 12 (43:35):
What's that?

Speaker 5 (43:36):
I wonder? Who gets custody?

Speaker 12 (43:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (43:37):
Yeah, And we paused for a pause, and we shall again.
Now Diinwood, there's a.

Speaker 15 (43:42):
Time and place to make jokes, and I don't think
it's about custody empires that have gone down.

Speaker 5 (43:47):
How you are you on the news?

Speaker 15 (43:49):
Said an article more time. I have never been referenced
with people that I went to school with. We're sending
me things and like some people making jokes, we knew
that the gravity what would happened? One time I made
a joke about Danney, not a joke. I just told
about how wonderful they were on on on New Zealand television.
And the next week they sent me a dozen custard

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squas and I said, Jerry Corbet, don't cust square Jermy
cot wasn't a part of the joke.

Speaker 12 (44:14):
It happened to be the guy on the show, Jerry joining.

Speaker 5 (44:16):
Us later in the day, I believe around five o'clock.

Speaker 15 (44:18):
Yeah, he's away, can't wake my car with him, so
I don't send him any more Custod squares based on
what I'm talking about. So he anybody anybody story, Okay,
don't you come up with you with your quick radio chat.

Speaker 12 (44:34):
He got given a dozen custom squaz. I got given
a dozen Custod squeaze.

Speaker 15 (44:37):
And I went to go to reception, and Jerry had
been in before at TVT reception and had offered his
Custod squaz.

Speaker 12 (44:43):
To everybody in the building.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
What a gentleman, What a gentleman. And they said, oh,
here's yours.

Speaker 12 (44:49):
And they all looked at me with their eyebrows lifted
up so high, and I said thank you.

Speaker 15 (44:53):
And I went and sat in my car and ate.
I looked out in my car one and I looked
into reception and I said, this.

Speaker 12 (45:00):
What you get?

Speaker 6 (45:00):
Yeah, Josh Thompson will see you out on the road,
see you on the road seven days live touring later
in the year.

Speaker 11 (45:09):
Yes, yes it is.

Speaker 12 (45:10):
And I tell you those dates everybody, and easily to remember.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
Easily to remember.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
And if that story about the customed squeeze hands touched you,
you can text donate to three four nine three. That's
been making an instant three dollars donation to the Cancers Society.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
That seamless George, thank you, thank you for coming in.
Thank thank you, Yellow both. That's right.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Play z m's Fleshborne and Hayley just.

Speaker 6 (45:35):
Feels like a bit of a left turn. And I
really do apologize. I'm not share a story with you
about a woman in New York City. She claims she's
been left permanently traumatized. That's what you've got to say
when you're selling someone.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
Yep, permanently traumatized. I can't stop thinking about this. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it has actually impacted my data day.

Speaker 7 (45:52):
I feel you came in millions of dollars and I'll
be actually quite fine, all.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
Right, Yeah, I might go on holiday.

Speaker 6 (45:57):
So Mary Elizabeth Smith, God that they got that one
straight out of her baby name book, didn't they?

Speaker 5 (46:03):
Not very original? Mary Elizabeth? Sorry, great grandmother's name was
Mary Smith.

Speaker 6 (46:10):
Well, I rest my case and and may she rest
in peace. She was having a meal in a just
like my grandmother Mary.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
She noticed something. She was having a chicken rap, and
then she noticed something in her mouth from the rat.
Funny how when you eat things up in your mouth? Yeah,
they know, but it was a chicken. She bit into it.

Speaker 6 (46:34):
She was like, something's not right. So she went to
spit it out onto a napkin, and something came out.
Wasn't chicken, wasn't let us, wasn't mayo, wasn't tomato, It
wasn't anything normal. No, it's a fingertips.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
A fingertap.

Speaker 7 (46:46):
Yeah, how much because you just took your finger.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
Look at that. I'm talking a real nib, really making
a mess in my hands lately. Like it's like a cross,
like a little I'll say, it's bigger than a pee.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
You wouldn't have done that without note like the person
who's lost that nose, that the tips, but also you've
made the rap, you know, like she does.

Speaker 5 (47:08):
You don't want these things going to waste. Yes, so
she's a lawyer, so she was ready to go.

Speaker 6 (47:14):
Oh yeah, okay, so she took you know, photos, everything
ready to go, she said, she wants everyone to know
she has actually been cooking more meals at home as
a result.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
You were trust the encouragement she needed to get that
that to health started.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
Also, not hard for management to find out if a
staff member hands lost, hands up, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
Show me your fingertips. So she did.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
She went immediately to hospital and got some intra intravi
venous intravenous intravenous anti viral therapy to in case the
fingertip was man key, Ah, it might have exposed her
to that, Okay, and yeah she's been permanently traumatized. So
what do I want to know right now? On defital day?

(47:57):
What did you find in your food?

Speaker 4 (47:59):
You just to be there the way the way you
said on daffitial day. It made it sound like this
would work on no other day, any other day apart
from defil today.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
On AMZI donation station, like, what did you find in
your food? There's always a here?

Speaker 7 (48:12):
Would you complain if there's a here?

Speaker 5 (48:14):
I pull it out and eat it. You either there
the rest of the meal You'm delicious? No, no, no,
I'd eat a here, not a pub Puber's butter hare No.
But it's from a different region and that.

Speaker 13 (48:30):
Makes it's from down Under, right from the South Pacific Australia, right, okay, okay,
So on W one hundred dars a him wou'd love
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Speaker 6 (48:43):
What did you find in your food that definitely shouldn't
have been in their house. What did you find in
your food? Because a woman was eating a chicken wrap
that she bought and found a fingertip of a human being.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
He's a lovely one. I was at a restaurant, not
even gonna say this, this area that.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
I found broken glass in my dessert.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
I found this after wondering why there was so much
crunch and white tasted a bit like blood.

Speaker 7 (49:07):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
That were pretty good about it. Gave me a new dessert,
paid for our entire bill. Would you want.

Speaker 7 (49:13):
Another dessert from the same place?

Speaker 6 (49:15):
Do you know? When I was in Italy recently, thank
you and I get around, I had glass in my
cocktail and then they brought me a complimentary shot of
liquor and then made me pay.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
For the cocktail.

Speaker 6 (49:27):
What I literally had glass in it. Anyway, there was
a language barriers.

Speaker 7 (49:32):
I paid for it, and when the COVID ravaged them
first anonymous, what did you find in your food?

Speaker 6 (49:43):
We found before sticker, Yeah, but the worst part was
before I was actually a couple of days out.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Of date, So you know, I'll put your mind at
rest here before stiffers. The indicator sort of a general idea.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
A couple of days after a best before they might
have frozen it and defrosted.

Speaker 7 (50:06):
Yeah, but it shouldn't be in your food though.

Speaker 5 (50:09):
Definite.

Speaker 7 (50:09):
But yeah, yeah, thank you.

Speaker 9 (50:11):
I'm literally literally someone that won't that won't eat It's
like baked beans out of date.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
Oh okay, makes never die impossible, olass all in a
new I was going to say, you would be impossible
in a zombie apocalypse when they're raiding.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
Anonymous. Yeah, I trip you over as we're running away
from them. Anonymous.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
We break into a supermarket and the zombie apocalypse and
you wouldn't eat anything?

Speaker 5 (50:36):
Well tough, Yeah tough, Anonymous, We'll leave you. You've got
chicken energy Anonymous.

Speaker 6 (50:42):
Big fries, big fries and chickens at the Chinese.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
Yeah, some I know the message in.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
My husband ordered steak with mushrooms, went to stab as
fork into a mushroom hard as a rock.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
He said, that's unusual.

Speaker 17 (50:52):
Lick to the sauce off.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
It was the kitchen sink, Pug, I lovely lick the
sauce off.

Speaker 16 (50:59):
Play it in Fleshborne and Haley play z ms Fletchbourne
and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (51:06):
It's definite.

Speaker 6 (51:06):
O day, We're here with the am Z donation station
raising money for the Cancer Society.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
Where are we at forty five grand or something like that?

Speaker 9 (51:13):
So far?

Speaker 5 (51:14):
Yep text three four.

Speaker 6 (51:15):
Nine three donate to make an instant donation. I'm so
excited to welcome to the show on the phone joining
us Cohen Holloway, you're known from boy Hunt for the
Wilder People, Igershak every bloody New Zealand film, eighty films.
He's been in eighty eighty Blemen films, and Cohen joins us.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
Hi Cohen Kolder Kolder. Now, how are you? Cohen? Just
in general before we dive into things.

Speaker 19 (51:40):
Oh sh I'm got cancer.

Speaker 5 (51:46):
I thought it was just more like, like, how are
you in general? But yeah, we'll just go straight into it. Cohen,
you do it.

Speaker 10 (51:52):
I'm dopels so yeah, I'm awesome.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
You've got a glibly glio blah blah stomer. That's how'd
you say it again? Do like globe glo global bostroma
your brain. You've got something in your brain?

Speaker 19 (52:05):
Yeah, globe lost oma. Nearly had it for two years,
so that Yeah.

Speaker 10 (52:11):
Generally the sets that life expectancy is twelve to eighteen months,
so I'm nearly two years.

Speaker 19 (52:20):
Which is five percent of the population. Wow.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
So Cohen, you like everyone. You are the funniest man
in any room you're in like And this is how
I've always known you. When I see you, I know
him in for a laugh. I'm here for a good time.
And then one day I was just part of a
group text saying heads up, you know, and it was
a friend of a friend of a friend who is
just saying, just letting youone know.

Speaker 6 (52:42):
Cohen's God, is it a brain tumor? Yes, And basically
that's what's happening. Prognosis not good. And then I saw
you maybe a year later, and I was like, oh
my god, and you're making jokes, you're having you're having
a laugh.

Speaker 5 (52:58):
Just the funniest guy in the still with the brain tumor.

Speaker 19 (53:03):
Yep, someone's got to be I think you ll.

Speaker 10 (53:06):
I call it the sea word because it's cancer, but
I think I kill it with humor. I remember when
I first I was having these headaches for six weeks
and being a typical new Zella mail, I didn't do
anything about it. And then woke up in hospital and
because I'd had a seizure and basically got told that,

(53:30):
they put me in an MRI machine and I had
the guibles stone and I was like you, Haley, I
was like global blood what And then Yeah, I couldn't
walk for about six months and I was about eighty
percent blind in one eye.

Speaker 19 (53:46):
So I thought I was on my way out.

Speaker 20 (53:49):
And the reason I didn't tell all my friends is because,
as you three now, in this industry, it's a bit
everyone will just text you and ring you, and I
just have the energy.

Speaker 19 (54:00):
I was just kind of saying my goodbyes, crying, listening
to Beethoven, you know. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (54:06):
And then I had this little bell Kelly, my partner,
who's my kids, I'd ring this bell and I said
to her, Ah, how long has it been? And she
said how long has what been? I said since I
got put into pelliative care, which I said i'd go home,
and she goes, oh, it's.

Speaker 19 (54:25):
Been six months, and I said, I'm still alive. So
from that moment, I had this big urge of energy
that I just wanted to live.

Speaker 10 (54:35):
Not that I didn't.

Speaker 19 (54:36):
Who doesn't not want to live?

Speaker 6 (54:38):
Yeah, but when you're told that it might not be likely,
I'm sure it gives you more drive.

Speaker 19 (54:45):
Yes it does. Yeah, you're right, Haley, Yeah it does.
You just got to I'll prove them all wrong. My
uncologist Nicola and I do. It is amazing and she
deals with this all the time. Just a big, big
uttle her to all the oncologists around the country that
deal with people the time. So it's not a nice

(55:06):
place waiting in a waiting room. Might go once every
three months.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
To get my.

Speaker 16 (55:11):
Mr.

Speaker 21 (55:11):
I looked at.

Speaker 5 (55:14):
Can you tell us what's happening? Like a minute's pretty yeah? Like,
where are you at it? You're not supposed to be here?
You're still here?

Speaker 19 (55:23):
Sorry about that?

Speaker 5 (55:27):
Does it annoying you?

Speaker 4 (55:29):
She was just saying, how frustrated you for the asking
She'd like to be the funny one in the room.

Speaker 13 (55:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
Yeah, A person went, I'm with you. It really hits
my ego because I'm not as funny as you.

Speaker 19 (55:40):
You said, funniest man in the room.

Speaker 17 (55:43):
You're the funniest woman in the room.

Speaker 5 (55:44):
You women, you know, women, you know?

Speaker 6 (55:49):
Yeah, famously, So where are you at now? Because you've
outlived your prognosis? What?

Speaker 5 (55:55):
And so you go every three months to have a
little lookie in.

Speaker 6 (55:58):
The noggin and then what we're just we're just we're
just carrying on.

Speaker 19 (56:05):
We're carrying on.

Speaker 20 (56:07):
I do oral chemo, because what's the brain.

Speaker 19 (56:10):
You can't.

Speaker 5 (56:12):
Have normal, normal chemo therapy.

Speaker 19 (56:14):
So it's it's pills. I just had my last dosage
just before this phone call actually, so that knocks you around,
but I'm still working.

Speaker 10 (56:22):
I did my life as murder and educators, educate.

Speaker 19 (56:27):
Educators and a few other things. I was up for
Best Actor that he's on TV Awards last year. Went
up there and didn't win. But finalists.

Speaker 13 (56:43):
Do they know?

Speaker 5 (56:44):
Do they know that they're not brain cancer?

Speaker 4 (56:46):
No?

Speaker 19 (56:46):
No, no, no that you can't gift it to the
you know, the brain cancer gone.

Speaker 5 (56:51):
But in his oscar like as if they weren't going
to give it to you, you'd sort of saying, you know,
chuck it. You never know you you three would have
given it to me.

Speaker 10 (57:02):
No, But it was Scottish guy.

Speaker 19 (57:05):
And the after party he was amazing.

Speaker 5 (57:07):
Oh yeah it was good.

Speaker 6 (57:08):
Do you know someone just text us in Cohen. Cohen
is the best part of Eagleburst Shark. I love him
and wish him the best.

Speaker 19 (57:14):
Oh thank you? Do you want to go out with me?

Speaker 9 (57:16):
Haley?

Speaker 10 (57:20):
No?

Speaker 5 (57:20):
Thanks you too much.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
I mean that is why we're doing the A and
Z donation station raising funds for the Kansas Society Society
and all the amazing work that they do helping.

Speaker 5 (57:29):
People like the wonderful Coen Holloway.

Speaker 6 (57:31):
Cohen, thank you so much for chatting to us, bro
and honestly we wish you the best of luck, but
I know you're going to beat it because you're just.

Speaker 5 (57:36):
You want of a can't thank you.

Speaker 10 (57:39):
Thanks Sean, thanks for having me and yeah takes three
four line three and it really does make a difference.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
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Society random a pose here from everybody at the iHeartRadio Lounge.

Speaker 7 (57:51):
Text donate to three four nine three.

Speaker 5 (57:53):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
Cohen Holloway plays fledch Thorn and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
Do the day day.

Speaker 12 (58:01):
Day day day.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
Do do do do do?

Speaker 15 (58:10):
Do?

Speaker 13 (58:10):
Do?

Speaker 9 (58:10):
Do do do do.

Speaker 5 (58:14):
Well the fact of the day.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
The theme this week has been accidental inventions and I
actually had corn flakes up for today.

Speaker 5 (58:20):
What were they? Accident? They are?

Speaker 4 (58:22):
Do you want a quick recap of how corn flex
are accidentally Yeah, bonus invented by mister Kellogg, So you
wouldn't play with yourself?

Speaker 5 (58:29):
Yes, correct, No, that.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
Was mister doctor John Harvey Callogg, Superintendent of the Battle
Creek Sanitarium promoted strict vegetarianism and playing foods for health
and morality.

Speaker 5 (58:37):
As the morality part there is to stop you're playing
with yourself.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
He believed junk food and naughty treats leave us to
want to touch ourselves.

Speaker 7 (58:44):
On you, mister calog it doesn't work.

Speaker 5 (58:46):
Yeah, so they were proped.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
They were preparing boiled wheat for bread dough, but the
accident left at sitting out overnight and waste not, want not.
They railed, rolled out the stale dough and broke into
thin flakes as it dried instead of the sheets of dough.
And then they toasted the fly and they were crispanedable.
So they were like to the conflex, stop playing with
the spoonful of stop yourself.

Speaker 5 (59:05):
The sugar would make you play with yourself. Oh sugar,
is that what it is?

Speaker 4 (59:08):
Yeah, we're trying not to play with ourselves. Okay, So
we're doing we're doing everything. We're we're doing everything we can.

Speaker 11 (59:14):
Yeah, what year was that?

Speaker 5 (59:17):
Did you say? Eighteen?

Speaker 4 (59:19):
They believe some weird things back in the day eighteen
ninety four in Michigan.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
Yeah, yeah, well but today I've changed tech.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
Okay, as we were sitting here because during my research
earlier in the week, I found out that chemo therapy
was also accidentally discovered.

Speaker 7 (59:35):
Okay, therapy.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
Well, during war there was a little, a little bio
weapon called west gas. World War one, okay, there was
a lot of my favorite well they do call it
the Great War. I wasn't likeeen No, not for me.
So soldiers were exposed to mustard gas. It was like
a weapon that was used against the two opposing sides

(59:58):
both had it and found out that their white blood
cells were wiped out.

Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
They're being exposed to mustard gas.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Doctors noticed that the immune system basically like collapsed because
it wiped out the white blood cells that replicate quicker.
So later on during World War two, when they were
looking at this again, there was another exposure and they
could study a little bit bit of science at advance,
and they said, it's wiping out all the cells that
replicate quickly, and cancer is one of those cells. I've

(01:00:25):
got some stats here on how quickly different cells split.
So skin cells every two to three weeks will replicate,
liver cells once a year or some Why we should
exfoliate our skin, yeah, speed it up, maybe, yeah, right,
nerve cells basically don'tvise the liver.

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
I'm just interested once a year, down it.

Speaker 6 (01:00:43):
Every day.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
So nerve cells often don't have divided it all once matured.
So we get to a certain point and then basically
we stopped feeling on they slowly fade.

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
I've noticed that as well. I've been talking in therapy
about it.

Speaker 7 (01:00:53):
Yeah, you've stopped feeling stops.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
It might be slightly different.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Cancer cells, however, replicate every day seventy two hours to
thing on type of cancer se up to ten times
faster than normal around you. But the problem is that
the chemotherapy often can't tell the difference between the cancer
cells the replicating quickly and other ones that replicate quickly
like hair, skin, and gut.

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
So that's why a lot of.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
People lose their hair during chemotherapy treatment, or the stomach, lining,
the nausea and everything is affected as well.

Speaker 7 (01:01:23):
Right, So it's not mustard gas.

Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
It's not mustard.

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
Gas is friendly cousin nitrogen mustard, right, Okay, Wow, it
is of.

Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
The same family that was the original chemo thery.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
The drugs have changed and stuff since it was the
origins of the original cancer trick known as chemotherapy.

Speaker 5 (01:01:39):
Which was an accidental discovery.

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
Yeah, and it was called it's called chemotherapy because it
was also like chemical warfare, but mast therapy using the chemicals.
So today's fact of the day is that chemotherapy was
one of I would say probably the most important accidental
discoveries of all time.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
Do do do do do do?

Speaker 13 (01:02:05):
Do? Do?

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
Do do do did do?

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Play Ms Fletch Vaughan and Hailey.

Speaker 19 (01:02:13):
Plays Ms.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
Fletch one and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
I Am Dead Donation Station with doctor Chris Dolner. It's
Michael Galvin.

Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
Please tell me that.

Speaker 7 (01:02:27):
The Beast line on Shortland Street ever iconic.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
Second only, the second only to a Gatemella.

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
Now, I was gonna say, said to us, yes, but
the man that probably gets it yell at him on
the daily probably probably not your favorite.

Speaker 12 (01:02:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:02:43):
Actually I do it is my favorite. I think it's
mean I am. I'm here with doctor Michael Galvin.

Speaker 13 (01:02:48):
Hello.

Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
Now, like, does that line haunt haunt you?

Speaker 13 (01:02:52):
No?

Speaker 17 (01:02:52):
It doesn't. I really thought after that episode, I thought, Okay,
well that's me for the rest of my life, you know,
people yelling it that it me out of carwhen you know,
until I die basically, But no, it just hasn't happened
at all.

Speaker 6 (01:03:04):
I would only yell it at you if when I
was a man and two I was at the gym
and you were getting changed and you actually had it out,
and then I would yell at you, please tell me
this is not.

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
Your penis appointment?

Speaker 6 (01:03:17):
Is that?

Speaker 9 (01:03:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
Oh my god, I wouldn't have expected that.

Speaker 17 (01:03:20):
No, it's good, it's great, but it's great for the
show that it got, you know, people talking and.

Speaker 6 (01:03:25):
Yeah, now Michael, you're actually you're on a bit of
a break at the moment from short ease.

Speaker 5 (01:03:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (01:03:29):
Yeah, Well we do things differently now because it's only.

Speaker 6 (01:03:31):
On small plates and you have to share. That's such
a bad joke. You wouldn't have got that immediately.

Speaker 17 (01:03:37):
We do things differently, you know, when you got choking
about ten minutes time and they'll laugh.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
Now you rest later and they're going to ask you
have you eaten here before? Ycause they do things a
little bit differently.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
And I find small plates, okay, small plates, And so
I'm really.

Speaker 17 (01:03:51):
Looking forward to.

Speaker 5 (01:03:53):
When it drops, Michael, and then you're gonna laugh.

Speaker 21 (01:03:55):
Good like you've got to come along to my next
one hour show the time and stand up later on
driving home, We're like, oh, that's right, it's okay.

Speaker 5 (01:04:09):
So you do things a little differently short.

Speaker 17 (01:04:11):
I'm stupid, So we do things every we're only showing
three episodes a week, yes, but we're shooting four episodes
a week, so that means it only takes us about
eight months. You're ahead to shoot the whole year, so
we've actually shot the whole year. So I've been unemployed
since the end of June.

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
It's unemployed.

Speaker 17 (01:04:26):
We're on a break resting Darling since the end of June,
and it's been absolutely wonderful because I haven't really I
had a break since I came back to the show
in two thousands, so.

Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
That's twenty twenty five years.

Speaker 17 (01:04:40):
So it's nice to not do anything.

Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
How long was your break from short Ease.

Speaker 17 (01:04:44):
I was off for four years, Yes, I was.

Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
I was going to do it.

Speaker 17 (01:04:47):
I went all over the place. I was in Sydney
for a but I lived in London for a couple
of years, and yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
You just wanted to come back, You've got the weft
in your life.

Speaker 17 (01:04:57):
But I went over to London to try to get
work and I didn't get it. My partner at the
time got a scholarship to study at a very prestigious
art school. And I was actually born in London, so
I knew i'd.

Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
Have no kind of have you got that past? They've
got pastors?

Speaker 17 (01:05:12):
Yeah, Unfortunately they left the bloody European Union.

Speaker 6 (01:05:16):
Yeah, I know, but it's still a bit more useful
than the KI we won. Yeah, better than nothing. It
was nice to have both, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:05:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (01:05:21):
So anyway, I was over there trying to make my
fame and fortunate.

Speaker 5 (01:05:24):
Guess what, harder. It's harder than it lots.

Speaker 17 (01:05:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
So it looks so you've been so twenty five years
since you came back. Do you still just love it?

Speaker 13 (01:05:33):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
Do you love going to work every day and getting
to act?

Speaker 17 (01:05:36):
It's a terrific it's a terrific job, you know, and
it's always changing. There's always kind of new people coming
and going. And they always managed to dream up new
shit for Chris Warner, which is just absolutely.

Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
A stealing the way they're.

Speaker 17 (01:05:46):
Able to do that, you know, every year. I kind
of got, oh, yeah, that's I've never done.

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
That before, or have you ever?

Speaker 6 (01:05:52):
Have you ever read a script and just said no,
I'm not doing that. Oh no, like, come on, guys,
give Cross a break from a kind of.

Speaker 17 (01:06:02):
From a kind of a Harrumphy point of view, I'm
not doing that. It's only if it contradicts something really strongly.
I sometimes go down to the writers and you go,
you do realize that that I've you know, I've done
something or said something that absolutely contradicts this thing that
I'm going to do now, and maybe you want to
and they usually go, oh, yeah, you're right.

Speaker 5 (01:06:21):
Because you're a writer as well.

Speaker 6 (01:06:22):
Maybe some people won't know, but us from the Theatra
would have said some of your works before Michael see.

Speaker 17 (01:06:28):
You, not many people came to them.

Speaker 6 (01:06:30):
But it's a hard medium, isn't it. I'd say it's
harder than London.

Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
But you because you you'll have that insight as a
writer of like character and intent.

Speaker 17 (01:06:39):
And yeah, I think it's more about you were right, Yes,
that's correct, But I think it's more about you know,
if you've been on there long enough, you just get
a real sense of what your kind of your character
stands for. And and it's actually it's not even that.
It's as simple as as as consistency from week to
week and because it's such a difficult show to write,

(01:07:00):
they're just having to come out with all these episodes.
Things fall through the cracks, and so it's more about that. Yeah,
it's more about just like, hang on, this is doesn't
square with what I was doing two weeks ago. But
they didn't write the script that someone else wrote that
two weeks ago.

Speaker 6 (01:07:13):
So do you think if someone ran into this into
the iHeart Radio lounge rack now, yeah, and that there
was blood pouring from an open wound and they came
in and they just went, I need a doctor.

Speaker 17 (01:07:27):
Sure, yeah, that's me.

Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
No promises.

Speaker 6 (01:07:32):
How much medical knowledge do you think you actually you
just just based on like male confidence more than you
no heaps.

Speaker 17 (01:07:41):
I mean admittedly, like we learn so much it kind
of it's gone the next week. Yeah, but you know
what I lack and skill and knowledge, I'll make up
for an enthusiasm. Yeah, agree, I'll be really enthusiastic and confident,
very confident. But you're no promises?

Speaker 6 (01:07:57):
Yeah, yeah, Okay about the consequences bring her in with
laceration to.

Speaker 17 (01:08:03):
The if you could just sign this document.

Speaker 6 (01:08:06):
Yeah, saying that you're not actually responsible for healing them. Now,
do you how close do you reckon Chris Is to Michael,
because Chris is like, yeah, he's a womanizer.

Speaker 17 (01:08:17):
Not anymore, he's not, He's gone out of that one.

Speaker 12 (01:08:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (01:08:24):
Yeah, I guess over the years it's impossible for the
two to not kind of meld, but you do.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
You kind of.

Speaker 17 (01:08:33):
It's fairly clear where one starts the only other one stops.
I mean, I have such a I love my boring life.
When I say boring is probably the wrong word, kind
of uneventual. No, calm is the right word. Calm, calm,
and Chris has a very not calm life, and it
kind of has the me personally. I seek out calmness

(01:08:55):
and Chris seeks our drama. You know, he's always looking
for the next dramas. Was trying to involve himself in
other people's dramas if he's not creating.

Speaker 5 (01:09:04):
It for himself.

Speaker 17 (01:09:04):
So I guess that's the essential difference between us.

Speaker 6 (01:09:07):
But yes, well, Michael, thank you so much for joining us.
Enjoy your period of fun employment.

Speaker 17 (01:09:14):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:09:14):
I will before you get back on set and bring
us the beloved Chris Warner doctor Michael Galvin on the show,
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
Play ms fledged Thorn and Hailey it's the A and
Z donation station. We're live in the iHeartRadio Lounge raising
money with A and Z for the Cancer Society. You
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Speaker 15 (01:09:36):
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Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
Together with A and Z we've raised forty six, four
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Speaker 7 (01:09:40):
Yes, right early in the day.

Speaker 5 (01:09:46):
We're going to kick that one hundred.

Speaker 7 (01:09:47):
Yeah, I reckon Cloe early and it's s deffit all day.

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
So if you see people out on the street as
well with buckets or anything, yes, so wait.

Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
Not just anybody.

Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
Don't just if someone's just walking with a bucket money,
and you don't just not pee.

Speaker 6 (01:10:00):
Because you've been literally leaving like mine at tend Do
you know what I meant?

Speaker 5 (01:10:05):
Gorgeous orange buckets? Oh my god, those buckets.

Speaker 12 (01:10:07):
That good buckets.

Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
Good buckets.

Speaker 6 (01:10:10):
Now it's definit a day, but it's also New Zealand
Fashion Week and you know, fashions my passion. I went
to my first fashion show yesterday, Karen Walker, your first
fashion show.

Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
Ever, I think so? Maybe? I think so?

Speaker 7 (01:10:25):
Okay, Yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (01:10:26):
Have been to one. Yeah, have you.

Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
Yeah, we commentated it didn't we it was. It was
bizarre his people in their undies. It was a different time,
I guess.

Speaker 5 (01:10:41):
But it was so amazing though.

Speaker 6 (01:10:43):
Like I went yesterday and I went with my pal
and I put it together, my nice you know, Karen
Walker outfash and I look good.

Speaker 5 (01:10:49):
A fletch, we will say.

Speaker 6 (01:10:51):
I didn't say anything. The skirt was short, yes, very
really had to keep getting a checked and I what
can we say? And then I have my tickets and
I was walking in there and there were so many
seats and then I looked at my ticket and I
was like, oh my gosh, she shoved me in the back,
like she's embarrassed to be associated with me.

Speaker 5 (01:11:08):
Karen, I'm talking about it.

Speaker 7 (01:11:09):
Well, you did break her one of a kind Barbie
I did.

Speaker 5 (01:11:11):
I snapped the glasses right off. And then guys front row.

Speaker 9 (01:11:16):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
I don't know much about passion shows, but if your
front row, that's a big deal.

Speaker 6 (01:11:20):
That's a big deal. And they were doing you know,
like taking photos. You know what I mean when you
see people at fashion in the front row and taking photos.
And I was doing my best fashion goal and then
across the runway, so I'm front row as I should be,
Hailey Sprow fashion Queen, and then Tosh toshltoshl. Guess who
sets opposite me on the other side front row so equal,
i'd say, equal kind of prize position. Tiger whit Tita

(01:11:43):
Oh wow me. This is what I've deduced from this.
Of course, Carol holds me in the same regard as
National treasure Tiger White Tita Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:11:53):
And I'll say he looked fashion, he looked there. Rita
Aura was not there, though I do believe she's here.
He was with his stash. Me and Tykes, I didn't
even say high. He doesn't know who I am.

Speaker 7 (01:12:05):
You don't even say that.

Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
Partners don't even tell the story.

Speaker 6 (01:12:07):
Okay, yeah, Me and Tykes we were like soup and
one of my favorite parts. And I thought you guys
would have actually enjoyed this. Of the Karen Walkerfession show,
they had a hobby horsing you know that the girls
that plants around on the on the horse horsing on
they had the champion world champion hobby horser in the
as one of the models of Karen Wall and.

Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
It was amazing.

Speaker 6 (01:12:34):
The hurdles and you know, little jumpy things and she
was frolicking about. We're in Karen, wo have sensible shoes.
The shoe was very well, it was Adi Dass.

Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
Or anything.

Speaker 6 (01:12:48):
No, no, no no, but she was frolicking about. So
it was an absolute It wasn't It was a lovely show.

Speaker 5 (01:12:52):
What was on the runway, like what kind of yeah
I know Karen three strip pants at yeah, yeah, we
had a stirrup for it.

Speaker 6 (01:13:00):
We had it was sort of like Karen Walker suiting
meets Eddie deak Athlesia, so.

Speaker 5 (01:13:05):
That the matching trek suits that were.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Alright, alright, alright, you want to go all right like that?

Speaker 5 (01:13:14):
That was high fashion. It was really high fashion. Okay, yeah,
it was really good. But yeah, me and Tyke's man.

Speaker 6 (01:13:22):
Right opposite me. He probably spent the whole show watching me,
being like, I know her, know her from somewhere star rising.
I don't think he did better put her chuck her
in the next film. Another podcast in the Bag.

Speaker 5 (01:13:34):
The Plastic Bag. Are they back?

Speaker 13 (01:13:36):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:13:37):
No, still band?

Speaker 5 (01:13:38):
They never left.

Speaker 7 (01:13:41):
In the lineorn boy man.

Speaker 4 (01:13:43):
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give us a writing and review and be sure to
tell all of your friends.

Speaker 5 (01:13:50):
God, I need some sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
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