Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -6th September, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley fell on her ass...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleechborn and Hayley's a little.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Bit of pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Welcome to a little bit of pod.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Because I asked over and it and no one over.
I asked over, and you.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Said, I asked over someone.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
I asked my house.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Fall.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
They take a fall, and do you know what? It
would have been fine, but no one saw. And so
I'm so embarrassed. Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Like if if my friends had caught it and gone
ha ha you okay, it would have been less embarrassing
than me falling looking around no one noticing.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
It's more embarrassing when people see you.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
So I was leaving my friend's house and it was
absolutely raining. I had an open bottle of prosecco in
my hands because I had like one glass and they're like,
take it, we're not going to drink it, and so
I was like, okay, So an open proscco in this hand,
something else in the other hand.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
And I was running in the rain on their.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Papers and I just went and like hit both arms
and knees and everything. The champagne like went boof on
the grass and went all over there. And I was like,
this is very humorous, and I turned to get my
friend's reaction, and they literally just clicked the door shut
and missed the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
And I was like, now I'm on the ground a
couple of bubbles when most of the time it will
fall over. They feel a sense of shame and embarrassment.
You were just hoping to get some attention entertainment for it,
Like did you catch that.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Security camera on the driveway?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh my god, I haven't even asked them.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Oh my god, they might have a hilarious million view videos.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yes, ready get it to America's Funniest Home Videos, because
I splayed like legs when yeah, elbows on the ground,
bottle of wine.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
It was God, it was quite funny.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
But yeah, I foun embarrassed that no one saw it.
It's like if a tree fell in the wood, and
you know, would it.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Make a noise? Yes, yep, But how do you know,
no one? But no one's there to hear.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
People who have seen trees fall down and they know
they make a noise.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
If no one's there to hear it, hear it the
deer in the hour, But no one, no one, no
one's there to hear it.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
No one's there to hear it, but noise, but they are.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Included in the no one in the same Why are
you saying deers aren't a.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Forest, birds aren't real and forest there's no one around, Yeah,
it's still making noise. If a woman falls on a
driveway and no one's there to see it, is it
still funny?

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Yes, what you've told me sounds so. Yeah. I guess
you covered.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
And bruises and a little scratches.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
And also now, rather than just your two friends seeing
you for which they didn't, all of our podcast listeners
have visualized you taking.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
A year that's quite good, thus making it.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Funny funny, and you're getting attention and I'm getting attention.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, thank you,