Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - September 25th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the zendim podcast network. This is from Flesh and
Haley's Big Pod thanks to animes making happy Happened for pets.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Good morning, Welcome to the show, Fletchforn and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Term minutes past sex.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
I don't know if I'd like to wake up to
the smell of blueberry muffins and bacon from an alarm
using when it comes out of an alarm clock A
smell what a wafted vivid at you?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
You know what I mean? It needs to be white mark,
something that will get you out of bed. But people don't.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Wake up during house fires, do they. That's why they
smoke alarms. You need smoke alarms, don't Yeah, I just
don't know if the smell thing I mean obviously a gimmick.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, not getting too much into this, But what.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
About a texture thing like it spritzes you in the
face that i'd like wake up a little bit?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Well that's what some people like you need that snooze
all the time.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Just then't it wake las morning? I had a shower
and blow drive my hair. Wow, adn't you? How is
the pre work shower? It is elite. It is elite.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
But I'll never choose it over more sleep. I just
had to today because I did a hear mask last night.
You guys will understand what's a mask?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
I don't. I really don't. You put it on and
then you go somebody stop me. Hated there. That was horrible.
The top sex Morgan, the top sex is coming up.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, the top sex Top sex is Megan Markle would do?
Oh okay, why would she do it? Megan Markle's gonna
do a radio show? Oh god, damn it. Do we
have more competition?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I'm more made.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
I'd take her, you know, I feel confident against Meghan Markle.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Where is she doing this radio show? And like she
got a home office or it's like a no, it's
like a serious studio, like they just studios, proper radio station. Interesting, okay, yeah,
delve into this soon in the Top Sex.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Next on the show, though, why people like me and
Vaughn are mad at people like you? And Shannon Flinch
plays its Fleashbourne and Haley like buy me a coffee
or something, or like do you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Like this is so unfaired and I don't understand.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
So this is is this specific to Auckland that this happens.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
It's specific to Yeah, I don't know if there are
any other companies or places in New Zealand that are
set up like yeah, it's so odd. So and maybe
I'm a communist, Maybe I'm a socialized goddamn, Maybe I
read comed.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Maybe we should, maybe we should do this for all
the companies.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Shannon and I woke up this morning with free money
in our account. How much money is are now in
our bank accounts this morning?

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Shannon ch chang three hundred and sixty four dollars.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yay.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
So every power.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Customer gets in central Auckland and no, not in the Auckland.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Auckland's not West.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
No, it's what used to be Auckland City before Auckland
became a super city. And all the powers, my powers combined. Yes,
captain play if you pay the power bill, you and
they get in touch with you and you give them
your bank details and every year if they have a
good year.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
I remember this from what I do. Yeah, close to town.
And it's a little couple of hunting turned up.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
And because it's it's a private trust that owns the
power lines, yes, Victor, and so because it's not a
private company, they give the money back to the customers.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Like, let's do this for all the companies, you know,
but I also use power.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
But because I'm slightly a longer drive away in a different.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Area, we don't get it. Yeah, well, Shannon and I
rich today.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Well then you can buy us a coffee or something
that you don't do anything for this, Yeah, treat, I'm
not just going to coffee, coffee and slice.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Well, Shon's actually already decided what she's spending your money on.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
What he's spending it on.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
I need some new sheets, and this is perfect because
it's like money in for the house, money out for
the house.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
You're nice and tell everybody why you're buying new to
soil them.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
No, no, this was a'nt off your conversation. But I've
been using a queen sheet on a double bid for
two years and I'll enough.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Why have you been doing that? Wait? A fitted sheet? Yeah,
why don't you buy double if you're not using a
footed sheet, if you're using traditional.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Seat, I think it's a hack to go a size
up top sheet and douve. You always go the next
size size. But the fitted sheet got to there's nothing
with some floppy shep no, I.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Know, and I've been dealing with that for nearly two years.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
But when I moved into the apartment, I was like,
I don't know how long we're going to stay here.
I don't know if I want to commit to a
double bed because that's tight.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Like you know, and your well, it's furnished.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
It's not a choice, okay, right, And then we've decided
to stay and I was like, I'm just sick of
the sag every day. I have to like man hack
it across. And I was like, it's time to commit
to the double.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Sheet, new sheet. So you're going to buy them with
this little money?

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Yeah, But the issue is is I was looking up
double sh sheets and all of them are like kid
prints because no adult.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
No, there's some company.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
I've got a double bit in my front room and
it's you can buy them without or just get kid.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
I think you look great with little space ship rockets.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Because I've got two beds as a king single and
that's even harder to find beds for.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
So I think it's good use of money. Fletch, what
are you going to do? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Fun I reicon Margaritas, Margaritas money Margarina money is Yeah, well.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
That's what I planned to is reinvested into the local economy.
But what a hero. Thank you. Well, let's just pause for.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
This hero amongst Well, you'll get some of the margaritas.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Ms Fledgeborn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
I'm very clogged up at the moment, so maybe stop
teasing me.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
They were, which would we?

Speaker 2 (05:53):
I've gone through a whole box of tissues in like
a few days.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
What do you call this design on your tissue box? Well, this, Hailey,
just this one.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
It's a sorbent box, sort of a lily.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Dark year purple.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
I would say it's a limited This is also stupid
when they say limited edition design on the box.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Who gives it?

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Nobody is getting a limited design tissue box?

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Open this one. It's limited design. Got to get to
the supermarket. I always get the ones with tigers on.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
They didn't have the one we usually like with the
animals labradors.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
For me, I don't know why if there's a dog
on the tissue box, are by that one?

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Purple lilies and I apologize? Okay, you'll go through them
this week because you're up anyway.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Table Swift Swarf, so Deer Fierce Galleria in Auckland is
in trouble now. They just shut they just shut down
their Auckland Central. Yeah, all the tourists went there.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
So the Judy Free store basically is what it is,
and it's like it's Judy Free, but not.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
At the airport. I don't know how it works. It's private, I.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Think for cruise and if you're if you're visiting the
country and you go in and you've got your body.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
You still can't walk in willy nilly. You've got to
be a traveler to get the discounts. But the Auckland
councils investigating whether or not they've breached alcohol legislation during
the closing down sale because they were selling bottles of
Villa Maria wine.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Now that's an absolute Darling whine.

Speaker 6 (07:26):
I've been to Villa Maria, Darling a fine whin. They
were selling Villa Maria, Pyramid Valley and Esque Valley wines
at the lowest price four dollars.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Forty a bottle.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
I remember, because that was like a new that was
like the headline on the heir all day, four dollars
something wine.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Because dollars forty wine.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Obviously they just wanted everything gone right, So everything was
just reduced to clear.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
They're literally shutting the doors. But you can't and what
we were learning this work, you can't.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
You can't do that because you're promoting excess drinking.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Because it's drinking it it's part of the Sale and
Supply of Alcohol Acts twenty twenty twelve Future twenty twelve
Alcohol discounts exceeding twenty five percent.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Oh okay, the licensed premises is that breach? That's interesting?

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Yeah, so even your juny free of the airport, Like,
you can't go that cheap, even if you're a local
little store, right, you can't just have your own bloody
Come on, get a five.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Dollars dollar one bars as well get in trouble when
they do drink specials sometimes that are ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah, yeah, like a dollar for this, like dollar for
the anually.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Well, you actually can't do that because it does it
just promotes irresponsible drinking.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
So I was just looking up famed classic was the
accident of that thing on the alcohol site where I
said I wasn't over eighteen and I was saying.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
I can't, I can't present.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
So I'm looking up legendary bottle of Christoph Vodka.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Oh my god. Yeah, like back in the day, those
are like ten bucks.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Ay fueled my later teenage years, So what else fueled mine?
Are mad j Jackson It was Wilson's whisky, mad Jack's rum,
kind of every spirit hatter.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, there was a bourbon one Scrumpy signers because a
bang for buck. Yeah. Also Christoph did the goon.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Mixed with orange? Yes, split a goon. You guys want
to split the goon?

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Split the gun Jesus. But I'm just looking it up
now it says Christoph Vodka. You can still get one
letter of it for eighteen dollars, which you're like, that's insane.
But it's only wine level alcohol. But it didn't used
to be. It didn't used to be.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
It used to be. Do you remember we were telling
the producer girls.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
We were like, oh my god, these legendary bottles of
you know, mad Jack's and Kristoff, and we saw the
alcohol percentage. It's like eleven. Yeah, I just said wine.
So what they put it down? Yeah a few years ago,
just googled. So it was like it was your standard
forty yeah, forty back in the day.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Okay, that's okay.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Tell that to the bus driver. You know whose bus
I spewed on. It wasn't that much alcohol in it,
I promise you there was. Well, the this is ongoing
whether or not they're going to be actually fine because
that one of the bottles of wine that they were
selling for four dollars forty has a normal retail price
of fifty bucks. Where was I trouble was a delightful

(10:15):
It was a North Canterbury shutday.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
That you know, I will do shot me, I will stretch, but.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
I'll do it if I must, but for four.

Speaker 7 (10:29):
Dollars play m Fleitchforn and Hailey from the unmoderated comments section.
This is the top six.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Well Magic Radio has offered the Duchess of Sussex and
this jockie job after she revealed she was less than
she was missing listening to Badger Radio with the UK
after they moved back to California June twenty twenty. So
they said, I tell her what we're We're right. So
they've offered her al as a bit of a publicity stunt,

(11:02):
but she's.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Not actually going to do it.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, she's been offered, it's not revealed how much. It's
like a serious offer. There was like money on the table. Right. Yeah,
so she's she's been offered a job, so.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
She's in radio.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
She's going to need some features, the easy features.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Tell you what some jingles? Yeah, yeah, some jingles?

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yeah, you fletched fawn and hay, silly little pot, do
you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (11:27):
They love it. That's that's fishing to barrel.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
That feature is one selly little question and we five
ten minutes out of that. Yeah, top sex every day
to day were filling spaces.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
We're almost going home hundred dollars in him.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Tell us who you saw out in the public, you
know something like that.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Yeah, when did you trip over and fall? Yeah? And
it was embarrassed?

Speaker 2 (11:47):
When were you embarrassed? Okay, we're leaving out all our secrets.
Don't meet the secrets. Other shows will now know how
we do it. Yeah, tell them how we make the
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a rainbow platter to get a good sprint of coalors.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
I know here's a little hint for you to ed
purple ed cabbage. Who cabbage on a flatterer.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
I've got for the radio. This is another idea I've
got for radio. It's called takes.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
I know you like cabbage, and I.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Like cabbage better than I like leaders. But cabbage sour
krowt absolutely cabbage.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
On a whole is great. It lasts so much bright.
This down for later, but if it was flash, I'll
argue with it, and I'll argue with people. I'll debate
people platter though. It went really well for Charlie Kirk.
He'd going in and he'd sit down with people in need.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Debate them on the liberals with these libtards, and it
works so well with them. He was very, very popular.
He had horrendously racist things and then he was dyed.
Everybody acted like he was some sort of angel. Yeah,
that could work for Metro. Shoot me because I have
got the controversial opinion that cabbage is better than lettuce.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Okay, I agree with you on a plate. If she's
putting cambrage, le was our crowd.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
I was going to say, she's also not got a
big bowl of sticky Japanese mayo to dip that.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Can purple grapes I'll accept.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Also, how much of Japanese cuisine as SMOTHEREDI to it's
if the mayo wasn't there.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
All of Japanese cuisine, a's mayonnaise, mayonnaise, the salmon.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
It's the if the mayonnaise wasn't there, would it be
as nice if you tried Japanese cabbage? I tried the mayonnaise,
karaoke sauce? Was it smothering this dish? Would the Japanese
they know this.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Horse, Yeah, they do. The sauce is mayonnaise.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
It's all mayonnaise, GP, Oh my god, Oh yeah, I
haven't bought them in a while.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Like she today, I'm going to get it because it's
sugar Rea. That's why it's youm.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
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You did, didn't you?

Speaker 4 (14:10):
I watched as much as I could until I had tole.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
You might not have got through to this.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
I think it was in the second episode, she takes
a bunch of peanut butter colored pretzels, yeah, and and
pours them into a different bag, and it's like, this
is for my guest, and someone's like, you just literally
used twice as much bag as you need.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Yeah, here's a cute little trick for you.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, tasting something and pour it in another bag and
pass it off as your own intolerable.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
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the Top Sex Top Sex, as Mega Mikael could do
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kids definitely didn't say, but she said they said, because
apparently Lilla Bet has a song about cleaning up her
mess as she goes and then she sings the song.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Because kids do that, don't they. Yeah, yeah, she may.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
She produces a makeshift bin to put any rubbish in
and it says, oh, my daughter is such a clean freak.
She's made up a song called clean as you Go
and then sings it.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
So those parents are like, oh my god, my daughter
said the most profound thing she said, isn't it amazing
how the sun heals all of life and how life
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Speaker 3 (15:32):
You're like, no, they didn't. They were probably asking for
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a poor patrol. They want some cheap plastic ship. They
wanted something that makes noise like a whistle of a
band chuck a balloon in there, and there's just some
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they didn't that I totally that she totally didn't ask
her to call them.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
What what happened?

Speaker 5 (16:20):
Then?

Speaker 2 (16:21):
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again and again. The number one on the list of
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Speaker 8 (16:36):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
When her pow Kellie Zaffyn said during her time on
the TV set of Suits, Meghan was the head of morale,
and Meghan said, I just like to plan fun for everyone.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
So I was always on her side. I was always
on her side. The Royals treated her badly, Oh, I
totally agree. That was just and it was full all
so insufferable. But she has become a stuff he has
I like who things can be true. Yes, I liked
ad best with her and Mike Ross were raw dogging
on that episode of Suits in the final Room. Wow, okay,

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plan she is in the royal family. Now we don't speak.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
That is the future queen of the world and you
just called her a raw that's today. Stop sex plays.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Fletchborne and Haley play z ms, Fletchboord and Well. A
Japanese restaurant owner has gone viral because he has put
in some rules at his sushi shop.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Now a couple of these I absolutely agree with his.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
I mean, I don't know if he's a people person
like you know, he doesn't want to serve rude people
and intoxicated people. And that's fair enough. You shouldn't be
rude in intoxicated when you're at a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
But people are. This is why I.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Could never work in a people you know, in a
hospitality job, because if someone was rude to me, I
would probably says I've been quite rude back to them,
and then I'd lose my job.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah, I'd be yeah, you can go get some sushi
from somewhere else.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
But the other rule that he has at his sushi restaurant,
which has gone viral, no extra soy sauce. Yeah, you
hate the beau because we get sushi's quite often after
the show and it'll be in the tray and I
will just grab from one of the tables in the restaurant,
one of those you know.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
So yeah, yeah, what is that brand?

Speaker 2 (18:30):
It's famous, I don't know, it's just at the supermarket
home command. Yeah, the owner factory probably do they own
a patent.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
I don't know. It's a special because that's the one
I have at home. I've always would have won at home.
And you have like the.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
And then you got your finger of the little one,
you tip it and you go, what.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Do you know, the fingers controlling the flow.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
So there's two holes you put the big one you
tip towards your sushi.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
The other one you put your finger on. We tip it.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
If you pit your finger of the hole doesn't go
and you go get a little bit of sushi. After
the shell show you okay, we change your life.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Well, so this is what I do.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
I dowse my sushi and then I'll take it up
to the counter and I'll pay for it. But he
is saying no, no, no, no, it's like salting your
meal at a fine restaurant.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
It is. It's before tasting.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
It's like putting tomato too much tomato sauce on something.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Chefs just hate it. Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
It's like it's if you go to like you know,
like Giro Dreams of Sushi when I remember watching that
and they were like you we use sosaw so wrong
because we dowse the rice in the fashion it's supposed
to just be like this tiny little bit.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Well, he's saying that we serve it that way. It's
only meant to have like a tiny amount. And he said,
why don't you just drink half a cup of sea
water instead.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Salty?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
But then people on the like the local Facebook pages
is in Canada, I like joking about smuggling their own condiments,
like their own little soy fish. Yeah, in Australia, the
soy sauce fish gone in Australia.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
I completely agree it's unnecessary.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
I don't like the reused. But what about when you
get a sushi packet? I don't like because they they're
a bit missing.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Doubt. They're just less doubt, hard composed. I really want
one of those soy soy sauce fresh lamps.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
I know I've seen those real cool so fun have
you seen they're surely they're on t I want a
good one soy sauce fish lamp.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
I've got more on soy. Hang on, look at that though.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Oh see that's it's like a giant giants sauce.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
To my house. Wait, those aren't that expensive. No, I
know I'm going to get on.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
I feel like you're rolling the dice on whether you're
going to burn down your house with a lamp from
Timo though, you know, yeah, I've.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Got a couple of lamps from Timo. They suck, They
let outlet this much light. That's how much like if
light was a sound? This is how much some people
like a low light?

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Though?

Speaker 4 (21:08):
No, no, no, like you could You're like you got to
still use your phone torch.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Oh god, you're right. Where do you put a sushi
fish lamp? Though? Do you put a bedside table? But
it's got a lamp there.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
It's a blowy bubbles, a novelty lamb. I feel like
it's a dining room kitchen thing because it's so much.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Yeah, they're very cool.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
How much this one is a not from Timo, I've
got a I've got a price of three hundred and
fifty on that.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Oh that's expensive.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
That's I'm on the Tamari buzz because I was cooking
something when your friend from Australia was open here Celiac,
and so I did not know that sos main ingredient
is wheat.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Yeah, so I've gone to tomorrow pretty bloody good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, mummy, oh.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
Mummy sorry dead ms fled vrawn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
Little pool, silly, silly, little silly.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Little pole is. How do you use public toilets? I
went into one the other day.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
I think I was driving somewhere and I went into
a public toilet in a gas station and I went
in and it was it was just scattered with you Ryan.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Every word the men's urinals, yes, that they were discussing
over the floor.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
People just spreads. You wouldn't do that at your in
your own bard. Wouldn't download a handbag, you know what.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't down don't pirating
is steel? Yeah, don't spread the urinal.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Don't spread it. And so I I was busting.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Guys are the worst when they go in to use
a cubicle for number ones and they just stand up
and because it's a public toilet, they don't want to
touch the seat, so they just go and it.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Goes all over the sea.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
It's like, at least pick the seed up, year setup
would you kick it up or get some toilet tissue
and pick it up.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
You don't want to touch it, So for me, because
I don't put it up, I was like, the choice
is to either get a wad of toilet paper and
cleaner or high have and I just high ho it.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
I was just like, I'm not touching anymore.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
I'll get out of here.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
So I'm high hobard, And thus I was probably adding
to the sprits.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
But like, good workout for a squad really like at
squat hole. Squat hole, Yeah, squat hole quads pop well.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Hover was one of the options. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Thirty percent of people said hover sit directly on the
bar forty eight percent they're just sitting straight on it
a raw dog in wait, it's got a toilet seat
that way, because you know some public like what are
we in prisoners? As a prison sound toilet pretty much?

Speaker 3 (23:55):
What am I a criminal?

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Create some form of barrier before sitting twenty one percent, Yeah, cram,
it's going out. They always use a toilet paper barrier,
Sarah said, because I don't want to mix my bum
gyms with the next guy's bum gyms. Technically you're mixing
your bum gyms with the person before use bum gems
the person after he was getting both your bum gems
and their bum gyms. Yeah, and anyone posts the cleaning

(24:19):
date in time, sort of.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Like a human centipede, you know what I mean. We're
all connected somehow.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
I don't think you've said that movie. I've never seen
that movie, never referenced the human Sea.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah, I mean I've never seen it. Most people haven't
seen it. But there are I'm not ever watching that movie.
That movie got made beyond me.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Yeah, three of them.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, not appropriate, Laura said. Laura said, I raw dog it.
But usually after a wipe down, I haven't caught anything. Yeah,
always give it a Jim has a little toilet seat spray?

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Is that? Yeah, automatically? Sorry, the women's doesn't.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
The women's doesn't have toilets spray.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
This is the most Maybe maybe it's the Britamont wonder
Oh that one's that one?

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure the city one does.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
You've got like sparples and this and there and the
women get down the spar pole, so long, so much
other stuff and equality in that, like what why they
shut down this list?

Speaker 3 (25:23):
I want them to.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
I want them to list all the other things that
we get as a privilege.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Like the voting and stuff. You are so lucky to
be able to vote. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Like that's pretty cool, right you're allowed to work, Yeah,
for less money, you're allowed to vote.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
I'm so close to heard you both.

Speaker 9 (25:44):
A ruby team got a rugby team to rugby team.
Team now always get paid compared to this, not as
much as the Canadian team that beat you. Yeah, actually
the Canadian team made less the Canadian teams still.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
I technically I think an.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Image anywhere we're not here, you've got tool guys, wipe,
just pay attention next time.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
When we don't, I'm going to show you. I'll show
you today when I go to the gym.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Depends.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
It depends how man Cait looks. Sometimes give it a
wipe with some blue papers. Sometimes just effort and sit
straight down and only horror if it's really minging and
I'm desperate, Okaynudo says, Ask the seat, that's all they say,
as the seat.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Voted for bom on seat. I mean it's your bum.
Who cares it's you? Because it's your bum rocks and
I used to have it and now I just don't
really care.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Probably going to get some germs from touching the handle
when exiting than the actual toilet seat. Oh yeah, that's true,
because people don't wash their hands before they touch that handle.
That's why you always wash your hands after usually sit
on the bowl and it's one of those robot automatic doors,
automatic door toilets because they're always feral.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a real public public Do.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
You think they started out with toilet seats and they
got rapped on? Like people smoke them for myth or something?
I don't know, Like why are they hate them for me?

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Smoke the toilet seats for me? Look, I don't know
how you show. We don't know how myth. I don't know,
I say, know how human centipede happens. I don't know
how myth happens. Why anyone with the toilet? See, yeah,
where the toilet seats are gone?

Speaker 2 (27:17):
More gyms on a public door, handle, arm rest, escalator.
Just sit down on the bowl and build your immunity.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Yeah, immunity.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
I've got to have that barry. Nothing worse than the
old the old bullet touch in porcelain.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
I've got to agree. I agree when you.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Sit on a toilet and the end of your penis
touches when you're with a massive wang like me.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Yeah, my lad's got massive wing.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Yeah, you're always gonna watch then you just lose sight
of that though. Yeah, Ashley actually said, I've had the
displeasure of using the ins in me woman's lose on
the rig now that my have a game is elite.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Yeah, I don't say the women in this building are
drinking too much coffee.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
That's all I'm going to say. Yeah, it wraps right
through you, doesn't it.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Later boy, well we asked for little how do you
use a public chorna?

Speaker 3 (28:04):
And the largest result forty eight per us on ball
play its flesh worn and Hailey for that, Thank you
so much.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Sorry, gosh, I've been to Japan once and I'm still
just shaking off speaking the language.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Every day like the hottest destination in the world right now.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yeah, I know, I know. My brother's about to go.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
My brother just we would have arrived at Mum and
Dad soon in Italy and then coming home by Japan.
The reason I'm talking about Japan is there is a
city called Toyolak. It's in the Aichi Prefecture in Japan.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
I don't like how they called it like we say
regions or prefixtures.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
And they call them. It's kind of cool. It's cool.
Which prefecture are you in? I'm in the Iichi Prefecture.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
And then then we're two prefixture. Yeah, I'm in the
Rockney prefixture a Bush prefix.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Yeah nice?

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Why Parkety Prefecture, North Canterbury, going until we run out
of Island Bay Prefecture, Stude Island.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Know that's a suburb. That's a suburbs over. The game's
over because you lost you you have to drink.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Drink that's actually obviously responsibly we're talking.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Might just have a drink? Great, Okay.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Anyway, this city in the Ich Prefecture has introduced this
is the bit that confuses me, a non binding guideline
to limit daily screen time to two hours, which means
they're not going to enforce it, but they heavily recommend
two hours.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
A bit like how they say smoking is bad, you
shouldn't but you can still buy cities.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Yeah, yeah, smoke outside, do whatever you want, but limit it.
So the guideline takes effect on October first, But it's
just a guideline.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
So I'm like, what happens on October first? Who knows?

Speaker 4 (29:54):
It applies to smartphones, gaming consoles, and other digital devices
outside of work and skull so laptops, tea these even anything,
and that's a screen I kind of would like to see,
like on a big scale, some kind of experiment where
a whole city or a whole cart screen is screen
free or like screen limited, like just maybe maps, it'll

(30:17):
sha off and just to see what happens, because like,
we all know.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
It's bad, we all do it, we know it's not
good for us.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
I have been actively trying, and I find it stressful
to be away from my phone.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
And it's very confronting.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Yeah, like it is how like anxious I get when
I know that I can't be on my phone. And
last night it was even like it's like peel off
it to commit to my bedtime. So they're saying that
primary school children advice to avoid smartphones after nine pm,
which feels insane, but also it's a city that runs,
you know, it's a country that runs a bit later
than we do. Yeah, high school students and adults encouraged

(30:51):
to switch off devices by ten pm. They're saying it's
voluntary and not meant to restrict residents. Right, so if
they catch you on the p and then they see
you three hours later you're still on your phone. They're
not going to punish you, but they are urging, particularly parents,
to enforce this guideline of two hours our day.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Do you know what they should like?

Speaker 2 (31:12):
You know how there are those health insurance companies that
if you swipe into your gym you get like discounts
and stuff. They should do something with screen time linked
to Yeah, so there's incentives of people.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Upload your screen time and get twenty percent off of
macas yea.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Oh no, but then they're just creating another problem. You
get twenty percent off at this shot at the store,
but do you know, get a little boos. But then
how would you know about the booboos if you went
on your screen.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
In your two hours and you allocated two hours hours
and straight labuboo every day that's all I do.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Two hours is still a lot that way, it's not,
it's it's weekly reported. It's just simply not compared to
what we are racking up now.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Yeah, do you know what they So they proposed this
to the residents of Toyoaki. Yeah, and eighty percent of
them opposed the guideline. They're like screw yeah, yeah, don't
tell us what they're sorry, what was that?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
No, thank you, And they're all completely shocked because they've
had no sleep, They've rewired their brains, have got no
attention to spend.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Don't tell me what to do, don't tell me how
to be better?

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Plays it MS Fletchborn and Haley plays it.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Ms.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Now research, and this comes out of the UK.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Gen Z in the UK are living at home with
their parents or with housemates, so all they're flatting, which
would be like here, I'm.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Not laughing at there, I'm laughing at It's very connected
to what we were just talking about.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
You carry on.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
So and as a result of this, it is affecting
their sex lives and a lot of gen zs, according
to this research, have taken to getting creative about where
they have adult fun times, and some have resorted to
rather public locations, including and mostly the car.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Oh gosh, either a couple of times, and it's not
as fun as you think.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
You know what I mean? No, I am perhaps too
long for a car share. You're too talking about your giants.
I'm long. I like know the league, the league and
the heights though what put the back seat?

Speaker 2 (33:32):
No?

Speaker 3 (33:32):
What do they call them? When that's a long station wagon.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
A station wagon, Yeah, one of those perfect I haven't tried.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
I've got the Ranger technically on the deck on the back.
Is that does that comet?

Speaker 2 (33:43):
See people take their Rangers campaign, don't they in summer
and sleep on the tray? Wonder would be gorgeous, gorgeous
morning there's going to be due, Yeah, there would be.
Darling is gonna wake up a little bit. Maybe a
needle light shed and like comforter, like do.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
You're very limited in your positions?

Speaker 10 (34:02):
You know?

Speaker 2 (34:03):
I mean it's also so if I were, you know,
like they hit, It's just it's not.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Also we're else like you're now as ambassador, So I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
I will say the the MESD sixty is the largest
car available. Ranger is a fantastic seats down an episode.
Oh god, we get them on the handlebars like the
old days turned around the other way.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
No, it's extremely dangerous.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Anyone ever has on a moving side bicycle. They made
love on a bicycle, would do you know?

Speaker 3 (34:45):
People do it now?

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Driving with Tessela's and stuffy insane.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
I've seen that documentary. I've watched that door and I
just couldn't believe the dockor.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Yeah it's wild anyway, this is a thing, and yeah,
apparently it's a huge problem.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Well, I'm about to have a period of living with
my parents, which.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Because they're moving, you're moving home, Hayley's moving home. That's
what I'm calling it. Even though your parents are moving
in with.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
You, my parents moving with me, And I've the thought
has crossed my mind. This is why gen z are
turning to the car because we because you've got all
these people, or you're living with your parents. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so it.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
Could be like being a teenager again, just trying to
figure it all out, organize it all.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yeah. Fun, except in a few weeks you go into
your mid thirties.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Lately shut at thirty six mid sitting on your you AI,
because AI is are the knowing being or knowing being.
What is late thirties, what's considered what is considered like
quickly into chill your late thirties? Do you know what
I'm think about the other day. It's nuts that I

(36:02):
was eighteen three weeks ago now I'm forty three. Yeah,
everything's changed, it, AI, say, this roller coaster is off
the tracks. Yeah, early thirty thirty to thirty three, mid
thirty thirty to thirty six, late thirties thirty seven to thirty.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Oh yeah, one more year in my mids.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
So real likely you're into your late thirties at age
thirty seven. Stay there till you're forty, Okay, I want
me to explain where some people argue the cutoffs can
shift a bit yees. No, I'm just really, I'm just
going to craft my research to find a way of
telling late thirties.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Yeah, just any.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
People stretch early up to thirty four thirty five, and
late doesn't start till thirty eight thirty nine.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
This is because people hang on to the early mid
labels because it.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Doesn't have the word later thirty eight, so we'll call
it thirty eight. I've got three more years.

Speaker 11 (36:50):
Whatever work plays Fletch Thorne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
I'm in the market. I'm in the market for a purchase. Yeah,
you know what. Actually, I need to sharpen my knives.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Oh no, I like my kitchen knives to be blunt
because when I first collected all of the New World's snigs,
I lost a couple of layers of skin, a little
tip le. They were like souse and then over time
they've become just perfect. Oh every now and again knickerhand
and doesn't cut.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
Yeah, all my knives are blunt a if actually you
tried my cleaver the other day, Vorn, did you discover
it's bluntness?

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Yeah, it was. It was a blunt It was a
blunt clean But I like that because just a bit
of exappreciator.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
No, no, no, no, like a sharp knife. Nothing like
a sharp knife. I've been cutting a lot of onions.
So you you're contemplating a purchase to help with this problem,
and you're thinking, maybe this could be a regular feature,
because I the online reviews are a bit like, yeah,
these are great, but then that's on the website for
the place that I'm buying it from. That'm gonna put
up bad reviews. Yeah, and also who buys something and

(37:56):
then reviews it? No one losers. I want to know
if those knife shutting things that I am advertised constantly,
the rolling ones, I get this is good. So the
magnetic a block with a twenty degree angle on one
in and a fifteen degree angle on the other, and
you stick your knife to it and it holds the
knife to the magnetic block.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Then you put your hand on the magnetic block. And
then there's a rolling thing that looks.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Like a salt shaker with round ins which have grinding
pads on them, and you roll it up and down
the knife and it's hold at the right angle.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Sorry, And that was the weird That was a weirdness satisfying.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Feels very satisfied, very same premise as a steel you know,
the thing that your granted always used to pull out
me like, because I've always used that one of those
things you just run the knife down.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
I have one of these.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
They weren't as though they weren't the great A whetstone
is like, if you're going to go out and use
the whetstone, you've got to hold it at the right
angle and a whole art.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
I've got a.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
Cheap brisco you know, like blades like this, and you
kind of like an X and you shove it in
the middle and you drag it through it butchers your nye.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
It kind of grabs onto it a bit like a
seruugh ceramic stone. This is this is like diamond pads.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
And I think if you've got like chunks missing in
the knife, you start with a grittier one and you
it's like standing. You just work your way down to me,
you're going to lose a finger if you're not careful.
So you want people to text it and say is
it worth buying?

Speaker 11 (39:24):
This?

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Is it worth buying?

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Right?

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Okay? Some messages in. Okay, Well, here we go. We've
got the ball rolling already. I love that.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
I would like somebody one one three says my dad
is a chef by passion, has this and swears by
idiot proof.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Apparently that's there's also expensive ones and cheap ones.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Obviously, I know you pay for what you get, but
I want to know if the cheap ones will just
suffice for a man is.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Not doing expensive he's in a personal reception. Okay.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Somebody said, so dad for it. Somebody said day work, yeap.
Somebody else said the legit, go for it. I bought
a Harvey for Father's Day. Use it the other with
outstanding results. And this is good because then Vaughn buys
one and we use it.

Speaker 10 (40:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
No, I'm bringing my knives. He takes home knife sharpening party.
People will tell me about knife showing. I told you
about that.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
The knife sharpener your house, and he and you sharpened
all the knives. And you come around and have a
couple of tris.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Katie, you you bought one of these for your husband.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
Yeah, I got totally sucked in by the advertising that
came through Instagram, and yeah, gave once my hobby for
Father's Day.

Speaker 10 (40:30):
He sharpened the knives the other day.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
They're amazing.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Totally recommend it.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Okay, what brand did he get?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
True?

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Okay, that's the one that that's on this ready. Actually
we'll prefer to just just true true.

Speaker 10 (40:46):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Sorry, yeah, sorry, that's trigger warning. We've got eleven years ago.
Doesn't have a if a news by date, you know exactly.
We just we joke, we laugh, we chuckle.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Um. Okay, I feel I've looked at this one and
I feel they're just drop shipping from China.

Speaker 12 (41:15):
That's what they're doing.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
So I just get it from Team. You get it
from you get it from TAM.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Anything I see that's like branded, I always look for
it on t and you can find it.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Yeah, for sure, Katie, thank you. It's great.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
And you have more messages than people saying these are
le jat so one one three who said their dad
is a chef by passion who swears by it. He
was the team of fish.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
Yeah, someone's seeing you a link here for a review
comparing a real one with a knockoff.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Oh okay, No, I'm not sure. I'd have to watch
the video to find out if it was a different, right.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Because I'm not like a chef. I'll sharpen my knife once,
you know, when it gets blood. I'm not doing it
every day. No, so I don't need the really expensive
one that's gonna last forever.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Do you know what's gonna happen now is you'll get
this and your hands will constantly become hands.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Are been a mess this year? Remember that your fingers
were just all sliced. No, Yeah, this is why I
like my blunt knives. It's great. There you go, Okay, perfect,
I can try.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
This is the nicest text from man of Vaughn's caliber.
I'm sure he is to purchase one who will master
it to the craft. It is practice that makes perfect.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Yeah. I believe in you too. Wow.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
As long as we can bring in our knives and
you bring it back nice and sharp, and then we'll
all just be here with little cut up fingers.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Bringing them all lane. You can just come around. Yeah,
a home mobile. There's a great segment I think this
could be a regular thing.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
A purchase has also done another thing which could be
a good segment. Can I go in a order with you?
The moment you see, I was like I might hop
in on there. Can I jump everyone her credit card
being used at tim why house or because of buying
a hand No, you've got to use my heck, my heck,

(43:08):
you use your wirese card.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
I don't have a wise card and I'm not signing
out for something else. I just don't want to use
my card. But there's like some really cool bookshelves on there.
Oh my wow, I don't know. They've like fun rubber
ducks and stuff. Now we're consuming for the point of
consuming and that I'm not for that. No I need them.

(43:31):
But surely the bank's not worrying about team purchases.

Speaker 12 (43:34):
No, no, no, no no, I just don't want my
credit card details leaked, Like what if they get hecked
or something?

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Oh my god, calm down, Oh be fine, it'll be fine.
This is great.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
I'm going to read this out because it's a great sentence.
Grab the rolling knife sharpener off team and it works
a treat. But if your knives are as blunt as
my old man. After a few beers, you'll still need
a coarse grinder first.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Right, Okay, So that's the ones I've seen come of
the course grind pad, so I might get that one.
The sixty Knives Chat. This is sixty knives chat. She
really turned on.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Yeah play z ms Fletchborne and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
So there is a woman in Australia. Her name's Casey.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
She has highlighted something that apparently is a real issue
for Aussie's as spring begins to spring, as spring sprungs yea.
And the video showed her wearing a helmet like a
bike helmet in order to hang out her washing. And
she was like, watch this goes to hang out her
washing and very shortly after she starts butcher birds starts

(44:35):
swooping her.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Butcher birds. Butcher birds, magpies, magpies.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Bird.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
They look like mag You know, I love birds. They're
my special sort of autism related to the Australian magpie.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
But they're not quite actually quite a cool looking bird,
very called gray black heads, like white little breasts and
yeah loads.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
They look like a half a coooker bar.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
It looks like a cooker bo and a magpie had
a romantic weekend away in the blue.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
And made a baby.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Yeahs her washing line Sparkly or something.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
It is a stock standard washing line. And she is
ducking for a goddamn life. And where's this helmet? And
they are just having air.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Because they pick her head. Yeah that they like swoop
at her head and she was getting smacks.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
So she wears a helmet now to put out a
washing because these butcher birds.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Get a shotgun. They know, look at that.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Okay, can you see here's the video here. So she
started like she's looking up.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
She's looking up. She's like, where are your bastards. She's
got a basket down, she's pulling them out, She's got
her helmet on. She's ready.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Oh wow, actually got a butcher birds sound right on
the head. Bird sounds ready.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
I listened to bird sounds for the for the first
time last night to try to get to sleep.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
I kept waking up thinking it was morning, it's the alarm.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
It was herndous bird. Bird song is my alarm because
at this ceremonial.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
At the sound of the morning, I've been rotating brown boise,
green noise, nature's rain sounds, And.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
I was like, I tried large whales. Okay, wales tonight,
you try large whales tonight.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Anyway, apparently this is really a thing for people in
certain parts of Australia. They're getting attacked. I want to
know when did an animal attack you? Love that Now,
maybe it's a funny story.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Yeah, maybe it's actually a grim story because it was
like some rabid pitple mauled off your face. Do you
know I listened to all those podcasts about people who
survived bear attacks.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
Yes, oh my god, someone just text it and we've
got messages coming in already and Dal's IDM text nine
six nine six. When did an animal attack you? Because
someone just said I was once chased by a buffalo.
I've never run so fast in my life a buffalo?

Speaker 3 (46:40):
What were you doing? Where were you? Were you in
the plane somewhere? Great American plane? Yeah, I don't know
why was it?

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Were you in a buffalo's vasilita? But any buffalo, we've
got the the biber sit in the buffalo, the same thing.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
I don't know a buffalo. I know what a buffalo
bell is? No, yeah, it's you know a bubbalo bill,
a buffalo bell? Yeah? Yum?

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Yeah, cheapers Okay, Apparently it's a huge problem in Australia
as these like birds are attacking people when spring springs
when they're doing their washing.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
So that the woman that uploaded the video where's a
bike helmet washing? You would though, Now, Georgia, you're an
ex zoo keeper, so wow, you must have some great
stories cheepers.

Speaker 10 (47:22):
Yes, yes, So I worked at a zoo in New
Zealand only for a year and there was like a
few good stories there, but honestly, the one that gets
me the most is a.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Tiger tiger tiger.

Speaker 10 (47:34):
Was it a tiger, No, there was no tigertly but
I I worked in the herbivore round, so basically like
I looked after a lot of the like Australian animals
and stuff like that, and on my rotation occasionally I'd
have to look after this goat called Lottie and she
just does not like me at all. Yeah, there was

(47:55):
one particular time I was in I was in the
habitat with my fellow colleague and she sort of had
to save me because it was a rainy day and
you can imagine there was like mud around.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
So I was in my boots and stuff and had
attraction on.

Speaker 10 (48:10):
But this goat, like I saw her like coming at me,
she like spun around and she ran stot at me,
and I sort of like raced myself ready for impact,
and I held on to her horns and she sort
of flung her head and I went flying.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
I had lost traction. At the point.

Speaker 10 (48:28):
Of all the zoo animals, the goat was the one
that got there.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Yeah. Was it during zoo hours, like with a public watching,
I don't remember.

Speaker 10 (48:37):
Actually it probably was, but I don't think that there
was like a I don't think there was a crowd around.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Yeah, people come to see the goats. I think she
was too busy trying not to get bloody horns.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Amazing Georgia, Thank you, Michaylo. We winded an animal attack.

Speaker 13 (48:56):
I would have been about five or the kids.

Speaker 14 (49:01):
And my neighbor had two sons and a boar at
the time. And the ball got out, so my dad
thought it would be a great idea to bring him
into our yard until my neighbor got home. Yep, and
it chased me so long that I ended up climbing
out the treehouse. The leash that we had tied around

(49:24):
its neck wrapped around my ankle and broke my sandals.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Oh my god, those things, those things can attack. Those
things still had still had his knackers. Then you're calling
him a boar. He still had balls, so he would
have been territorial and a bit horny.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Ritorial MICHAELA thank you.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Some messages someone said, I got attacked by a wild rat.
I stuck up a tree and the cat was trying
to get it, So tried to save the cat. Ended
up having a tetanus shop because the rat bit me.
My childhood friend was attacked where kickle I fully scratched
up his whole chest. He still has scars to show
for it.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
The worst. They're on my lawn all the time, eating
my fallen fruit. Got like five of them. Yea, come over,
I got a slug from your deck. A couple of
fun times. Yeah, I don't want to. Can I come?

Speaker 2 (50:20):
You can?

Speaker 3 (50:20):
You can cut you can come and make a day.

Speaker 13 (50:22):
Out of it.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
I'm going to get a full camo knit and make
like a lawn so that they can't see me.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
What do they call those things like? I don't know
a snipers?

Speaker 14 (50:30):
Were you?

Speaker 5 (50:30):
Were you?

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Those suits? Gilly gilly?

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Get one of those hunting and fishing, will have the Maye. Yeah,
that's a big fat hunting and fishing out our way
now to a little hide away. But now they're a
big Okay, I'll get one of those. I'll take care
of a gilly suit.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
So many people being attacked by animals.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
I bought a sausage roller and as I went to
eat it, the seagulls swept down it stole it, and
then I was like man. And then another time I
was having a barn me and which also got stolent
of my handsway a number of seagull it's from George.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
It's all those delicious.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
People are getting swooped. In Australia. I loved this missus
so much. I was chased by an emu when I
was eight. I was horrifying. My parents were in fits
laughter trying to take a photo of me, but I
was running too fast.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Jeepers. I feel like that would be me a's appearent,
just laughing more than helping.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
Someone was attacked by the monkeys at the temple in
Thailand after I accidentally stood on one of their tails.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Yeah, you had that come in, They got to keep distance.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
You had that come on Thailand, Barley the monkeys. Yeah,
I legit have been chased by a rabbit. Our neighbors
would let their rabbit run free, and the friggin thing
had constantly come to my house and eat my plants.
Every time I'd see it, I'd chuck it back over
the fence. One day I chased the crap out of it,
but then it turned on me and ran at me,
and it was flicking urine between its decks. I was.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
On you, Yeah, you know how you were talking about
the person who's had two different meals stolen from her
hands by seagulls. Someone misses saying they were in Fitsy
Young for the holidays, sitting in the beach having fish
and chips. A seagulls swept down and took a chip
from my mouth.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
That's why I like to eat my fish and chips
on the beach under a mesh net. So are you
eating as Yeah? Yeah, yeah, You.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Shut your mouth for you eat and you won't have
the seagull problem. Ah Pitt City, UK, nineteen ninety three.
I love that you've got your place, you got your country,
you get your time. I was chased and then bitten
by a scorpion. I was handling it when I shouldn't
have been, and it chased my hand when I put
it back in the tank and went, oh my, he
stung me that like that? Doesn't that just sum up

(52:32):
the nineties and how loose it was, Yeah, sticking your
hand in the scan. I flicked it, but because it
was stuck in my hand, it got flicked out and
it scuttled under a shoff. They had to evacuate the
store and I had to go to hospital for a
scorpion sting. I was in Kruger National Park in South Africa.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
And even as a local as still appreciate.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Yeah, the Big five will never go another Big five line.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Buffalo buffalo.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Elephants off and I thinks, not on the big fight,
It's on mine, of course, Yeah, because I just think
they're lovely.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Of course.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
But I was chased by a mummy war hog while
on my way to the toilet, and oh my god,
a mummy waterhole.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
How about this bloody had kone matata and stopped chasing me?
Money war hoog only ship.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
When I was little, my old brother and my older
brother and sister would dress me and rid and then
pop me in the paddock down.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
The road with a ball. That's not funny. That's funny.
On the bright side, they put me close to the
fence so I had a fighting chance. It's just not funny.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
That is brilliant, that's so funny. I got charged at
by a wetter while sitting on the toilet. You didn't,
you didn't, jumped up stream, ran straight into the toilet door,
knocked myself out.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
We don't kill them, No, we don't kill witter. They're beautiful.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
We really like them, beautiful feeding my grandparents cooney cooneyes
as a peg and they go far off for scraps
and a bread bag.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
One chased me and I didn't drop the bag. It
chumped me on the bun chomped you. Yeah, you have
so many messages people. You gotta be careful with these animals.
I was chasing a tech by fifty chickens. No, you
don't run the prose. You start running and they start
chasing because you've got the food. My parents found it hilarious.

(54:17):
Didn't help me.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
I was sex it's chased by a pack of dogs.
In the India, I didn't have the rabies backs and
it was absolutely terrified. No one how the poor white
people screaming how me I mean you picture it yourself.
You sat there on the a New deli. Yeah, some
white prick who probably only came to see the taj
Mahal is going to sit talk it anyway. Yeah, it's

(54:40):
as nice as it isn't that Princess Diana photo that
I've seen. There's lots of people and then all of
a sudden, you know, they're asking you whereabouts they can
get food, but you know, like clean food, and then
all of sudden they get chased by the dog.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
You're probably gonna sit back and be like, yeah, well
you came here, mate.

Speaker 7 (54:55):
Plays flesh Wood and Haley play is Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
Now listen, you know this Fletch firsthand. I have a
leaky drink bottle.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
You have an impractical for the gym drink bottle. It
doesn't fit in the bikes. It's a huge car. It's
in the gym. I've got a sippy box.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Yeah, so it's like a knockoff sippy Maybe don't say
you've got a sippy bike box.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Clip that up.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
A sippy bottle you've got and it's a Tommy tippy.
You've got a double handed tom.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
You know, it's huge. It's an imitation. No, no, it's real.
It's a Stanley. Yeah, No, it's Stanley.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
It's a.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Right they did. And I'm not coming for Cadronna. You
know I love them.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Yeah, but this is a bottle that you have in
your car or at your workplace. It's a great hydration here.
Hailey would try to put this one liter bottle on
a gym bike.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
Yeah, and it would fall to the grass a daft
and then and then I'm up tall because I'm long,
so I can't reach on the ground to try to
get it mid spin.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
And it would fall over dark. It's how do apologize?
And when we've said it too many times? Now? How
am I supposed to explain to my children in the car.
But Hailey's a dart bitch. I don't know, but she's
a dumb idiot.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
You've got to be better than this. But the only
let's got a dumbait, We've got a real dombinid on
our hand.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
Okay, So anyway, No, the other problem with this, and
this is why I say I'm not coming for Kadrona
like thank you so much. It was a hydroflask. It
leaked if it was on its side, it was just
it was good for a disk meant to be upright,
up right it start it's not, yeah, but my life
ain't upright, bro okay, and so I'll behaf and my

(56:45):
bag around. It's leaked all through my work bag, all
through my laptop, paperwork.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
It leaked once in the back of my car and
Fletcher a jumper in the book.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Sorry, remember I put my jumper on. I was like,
how did this get wet? And Haley's drink bottle ye
all the way to Sydney. Thanks Bro, Yeah, thanks Bro.
With Sydney trip anyways, so I knew it leaked.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
It's like, it's fine. I've just said I like it
because I know I drink three of those. I've had
my three leaders, and I'm.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Happy, like I canlock a thing a thing. It's not anyway.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
So yesterday I get home and I dumped my staff
and I go about my day. And my whole day
was about organizing, getting sorted, fixing this, putting stuff away,
going through things.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
It was great.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
You went to the gym, to the gym, trisips not
a lot to look at the gym yesterday.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
Anyway, if you saw me, you went with looking. You know,
days like that. I think maybe I'm the thing. You're
the lock, you're the looker.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
I definitely was the gym looked at my chicken legs recently. Yeah,
you went down You know what, I imagine it's a
sort of lock Girls boobs get I knew that you
were go. Yeah, they were not unlike boobs. It wasn't
a look that they wanted to look at, just knowing
are they still really white?

Speaker 3 (58:02):
The legs? Yeah? What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (58:04):
It's been worse than video we put up when herm
and the gym came in were just like, what with
your leak?

Speaker 3 (58:13):
That's so white? Knock knock knock.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
You've seen my ancestry dot com. Yeah, there should be
no surprise to you that I'm translating like.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
One of those like fish that leads deep down in
the ocean. Okay, hey, you know what about this dummaio
we work with Back to me anyway, So just lay
off the pasty legs. Let's get back to this more
by me suld have been the fame of the week anyway,
So you've got off pretty lightly. Yeah, haven't you braced
yourself for next week? Is it my teen to be bullied?

(58:42):
Next week?

Speaker 4 (58:43):
So anyway, I go about my day as per usual,
and then I realized I haven't actually had any water
since the gym, and where's my water bottle?

Speaker 3 (58:49):
I'll go have a little sippity do getting my third leader.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
So I go to find my bag where my water
bottle has been and it's my bag is on its
side on.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Top of my bed.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
My god, okay, and I go, okay, how bad is
it going to be? I pull it up and it's
like I've pissed the bed. The water has gone all
through my bag.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Dumb card.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
We're going to a dafty bed, so the water has
gone all through my bag. I've put that to the side,
so the water's gone all through the bag. It's gone
all over my moochie blazer, which now has to be
dryk leaned. It's gone through the douve cover, the full douve,
the top sheet, the bottom sheet.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
I'm not surprised.

Speaker 4 (59:38):
It's a later just filled it up when I left
the gym, So like the gym's fresh cross water and
it has.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
A good water out of that machine cold kept the
mattress protector. It was like a full kid urination.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
So then I had to get the douve and put
that in the dryer and wait and wait. That took
for ever to dry. The sheets are in there like
it was a full ring.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
I'm the band just left it. To be honest, I'm
slept on the other side a dry out a letter
of water okay, not a leader. Yeah, speaks volumes. He's like,
there's a wet spot. I'll sleep on the other side.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
The sweet spot is a wet spot. I'm like the guys,
I'm not sleeping speaks. You got the whole other side.
Kick them out and dodged the Excuse me anyway. So
I'm getting a new water bottle and I'm going to
buy one. That's what are you going for, Frank Gren?

(01:00:39):
You need?

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
You need? What is that?

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Tommy, Tommy Tippy? I just want something that is a
gym Ex system. I don't. I don't want multiple bottles.
You want a Frank Green knock off? Then, but I
don't want like I've got to. You know, I've got
one that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
You squeeze and then it seals itself shut like a cycle.
I think it's a Nike one. Yeah, that's Nike. Didn't
invent the square you drink bottle. They did your boogie.
Just get another Nik, Get a Nike?

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
What you're a label basher? Do you know what I
did see?

Speaker 14 (01:01:08):
His?

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Hailey? She's got an alkaline water bottle? What are those news?

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
Yea, hang on, look at this though, stolen girlfriends club
who do jewelry? Do a rhine stoned black gothic water bottle.
I've never seen anything more Haley in my life.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
That's no that I don't even don't want to know
how much of that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
No, that's silly. Get sometimes I'm not going to about
the price. It's about the feeling.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Have you might drink out of a La Boo boom
sponge a laboob It's sponge it into my.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Mouth five and gen z pleasing, then drinking from a.

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
Laburbo nine six nine sex if you're like my water
bottle is the most elite one ticks and let.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Me know, okay, because Haley is in the market, play
z MS Flitchford and Hale. Well, after nine seasons, a decade,
over a decade on screens, it's longer.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
It's there more of the nine seeds.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
But they spread out and didn't he kind of face
a bit of a cancelation situation. Well, catfish the MTV
show is officially canceled after nine seasons. I mean it
coined the phrase catfish the documentary, so it started it. Yeah,
that he Nev Shureman was catfished, yes, by somebody, and yeah,
the guy, the woman who's doing it, her husband at

(01:02:21):
the end of the movies is about a catfish. They
would put it in with other fish when they're fishing,
and it would chase them and keep them like fresh
when they're on their way to market, keep them chasing
themselves or just and then that was the term catfish. Yeah.
The documentary was insane. It wasn't like the TV show
at all, was it. No, it was his real life story. Yeah,

(01:02:43):
worth watching if you've never seen it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
It's an incredible twenty TV right twenty twelve was the
first episode.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
I would have thought it would have been more like
your twenty ten's, but it kind of did. They slow
down in recent seasons definently. Yeah, twenty ten was the
documentary catfish right, Yeah, crazy, And in twenty eighteen they
were replaced by a rotating list of presenters.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
And isn't the producing girls you were saying that?

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Neve who we've interviewed before in the past.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
He's now in real estate or something.

Speaker 12 (01:03:16):
Yeah, yeah, he like posted TikTok's being like it's the
first cubicle I've ever had in my life and everyone's
like what and yeah he's going into real estates been canceled.
Well I think maybe I don't know if they were
like necessarily canceled themselves or if he was also just
like I don't want to do this anymore, because yeah,
they've had like a girl called Cameon. There's also a

(01:03:38):
UK version which is like not as like scandalous, but
sometimes the original.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
Yeah, over three hundred episodes as well.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Now, we wanted to touch on a couple of the
favorite episodes, Vaughn, my favorite your favorite Campfish episode ever?
This one tell us a little bit about this guy
with a Chris Well that's actually brown? Is that?

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
How are you so convinced?

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
I had to check his voice, and when I did,
I checked when he was speaking of interviews and checking
the voice of my phone sound the same?

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
Does he ever video chat?

Speaker 10 (01:04:14):
Video chat?

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
He keeps it dark. He keeps it dark, of course
he does, because it was Chris Brown.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
It was the saddest sad as the people have been
absolutely taking an advantage of There was another one who
Chris Brown. Someone else was pretending to be bow Wow.
A little bout remember little bow Wow bow Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
Now I'm just known as bow Wow. And that was
a I believe was that is the bow Wow one?
Do you guys guess familiar with it?

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
She It was a woman pretending to be bow Wow
and she went into a club and had like an
artificial fellus and.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
The under the dance and then did the grinding.

Speaker 5 (01:04:53):
Up against the person Chris Brown when we just played
it was a woman who was catfishing her.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Yeah, yes Brown?

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Now what what?

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
What's the other episode?

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
We wanted to touch on your favorite episode, both of
you producing Girlies.

Speaker 5 (01:05:04):
We absolutely love the Katie Pierio. It's one of the
most iconic episodes ever.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
You obviously have high hopes for this episode. Yeah, I
think this is going to be your best episode ever.
WHOA why is that?

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
Well, Katie is Katy Perry, So there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Wow, that's the Katie that you were talking about in
your email.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
That's right. That's a wild claim to be making. Wait
time out? Is she not like with someone else?

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
I think she is dating somebody? Yes? Who I think
it's the hell from the.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Lord of the Ring.

Speaker 14 (01:05:46):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
It was so iconic.

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
And then yeah, he went to meet up with Katie
quote unquote Katie Pierry, the Katy Pierry.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Where do we meet again on.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
That app Yeah, dude, I don't think it is man.
Who else could it be?

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
I mean, really, Katie, you can't possibly think it's still
Katy Perry.

Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
I do.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
It's that sad? Okay, I've just found a list of
the most insane episode I've been written it last I
remember this one where the girl was being catfished by
her own husband.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
Oh no, what's the husband?

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
There was one where they had had a fight or something,
so she had started like online dating this person and
it turns out it was the husband all along.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Which is like the modern take on that Pina. So
this one was Antoine and Tony having an online relationship
for three years with his boyfriend Tony and Twaine reaches
out to never Max for help and lists his cousin
Carmen to assist in the Deep Glove mission. Yes, and
then it turns out it was Calm and was the
cat for ship all along to Antwaine because he had

(01:06:58):
body shamed her at some stage of the past, and
she's like, I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
Just gonna start messing with them, and they was interde't
know how to.

Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
One was if people like catfish, I can definitely recommend
on Netflix, there's a documentary called Bobby and it's about
a catfish and I won't say anymore, but just watch it,
sweet Bobby on Netflix.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Isn't there the catfish? There's a new high school number
that's a great one.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
Well, I mean Catfish MTV is over, but there's still
plenty of catfish stories.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
And there's plenty of catfish.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Plenty catfish, woman, you've never been trolled by somebody who's
pretending to be somebody else.

Speaker 7 (01:07:37):
There's plenty more catfish in the sea. Plays it Fletchborn
and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
It's time for fact of the day, Day day day
day Deep do do do?

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Are?

Speaker 5 (01:08:01):
What are you?

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
What are you doing on your phone?

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
There? You look like you are looking up something? No, No,
I just looked like you were like and you had
something to say before we start.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
Affected the day.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Okay, I was just looking up a time for a
class personal business, personal business, what time spend? There has
been a lot of personal edmund during the show today
and the company were shows show to be the best
of the year big call, Wow, Okay. Today's fact of
the day and the theme being specific units of measurement

(01:08:33):
to an item. Today we're talking paper or ram bengo.
Do you know where word ram comes from?

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Getting a reming? You a new one? Where is getting
a reming come from? Is it a thing? I'll give
you a reming? Are we about to receive this?

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
No, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Well it may be sort of related to the origin word.
Is a realm like a four paper from warehouse stationary?

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
Or is it like a roll of.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
You know that?

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Get them?

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
As an Arabic word spout rithma. I had to look
it up, but roughly pronounced this okay, And it means
a bundle or a packet. And they were the first to.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
Sell bundles of paper, so that was what's that, grower?
What what are you afraid of? I won't say that.
What's a bundle of sticks? Called for one thousand dollars?
Vaughan Smith? He needs the money, he needs the money,

(01:09:33):
but canceled it's tone and intent.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
You said to me one of the first two syllables
of a process that makes milk safe to drink, or
say homo, but out of context, I wouldn't say it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
Yeah right, that's right. Fear fear.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Okay, so you know anyway, grow up and move on.
What were the origins of the saying what did you dream?
Somebody dream?

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
Get a remake like?

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
It would be someone yelling at you, telling you one
giving you like I got from reaming from the boss.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
Or chat. GPT is going to work on that for us.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
Okay, lovely in the background creates some carbon dioxide in
the process. The verb to ream originally comes from the
Old English rima to wide and open up or enlarge.
Technical sense, a rema is a tool used to enlarge
or finish a drilled hole in metal or wood. The
motion is vigorous, forceful. I think we are into dangerous
territory here. Tear you and new asshole. Basically, yeah, mean

(01:10:45):
to scold severely or rebuke strongly, draw the idea of
being aggressively bored out or hollowed out. So kids come
from verbally, somebody tears into so much you feel like
they've torn a figurative hole in you. Yeah, to give
someone a raming. So there we go with lurd, but
it's not. That's a different one from the rim of

(01:11:06):
Arabic origin, which literally means a bundle, and a rim
is five hundred sheets of paper in the modern standard.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Yep, let's take a step back to a smaller packet
of paper.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
Acquire acquire qu twenty four sheets, like for your wedding invites.
I've got a quire of paper, some marble, pink marble
near with nice sort of shimmery pearly. Yeah, it's from
old French qua, meaning a book of paper. Larger trade units.

(01:11:39):
A bail is ten rams, so that's five thousand sheets
of paper as a bail. A bundle is two or
five rams, depending on the mill. And what's a bundle
of sticks? Again, I won't say it, Okay, I won't
be drawn into your foolish games that will cross me
my job and thus my livelihood. Okay, good um, that

(01:12:00):
would Yeah. Anyway, today's back to the day. We've run
out of time. We're we're out of time, We're out
of time.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
I was going to get into size, but day.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
Today's spect to the day is a quiet as twenty
four sheets of paper. A riem is five hundred sheets
of paper and a bail is five thousand sheets of paper.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
Fact of the day, day day day day. Yeah, dud
do do did do do do do do do do
do doep do do doo dooo doo.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
It ems fletch Vorn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
Plays it ems fletched one and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
I just realized kind of how grim the story is.
But I'm just you know, I'm an honest scale. I
don't hold things back.

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
Yeah, we'll just keep it kind of page. Yeah, no,
it's page. It's absolutely fine.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
But yesterday I had an appointment at Casey Casey Clinic.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
Yeah, got appeal signature, a peal glowing scar.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
And that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
No, God, I wouldn't have either. Look love done to you.
I'm good. That's just her face is it's just her face.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
Hands.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Have you had a little bloody this week? Are you
tracking my period? And why is ju Let's with this.

Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
Started with Shannon earlier in the week actually relentlessly bullying me.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
We are grounding you, Hayley, we are ground your periods late.
We're trying to bring it on.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
Yeah yeah, yeah, we're gonna rage, get some emotion charging
and get this period happening. Well that we're looking at
the show baby, not that any of us were involved
in the making of the baby, but I'm just saying
we'll have to raise.

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
It as a village. I've got the ex v I've
got the experience, and.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
Don't curse the worm anyway. I went to Casey Clinic,
est say, and that's why I look so hot today.
I left and I made the mistake of not going
to the toilet before I left, and I had to
go home from in town all the way out west
to pick up something from Titty Dungey, which if you
if you know.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
Walk clans are paying more things, stop going to.

Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
Because member, last time I car broke down, so I
couldn't end up the same thing, same thing, And you didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
Put picture on it because you're you're a dumbity memory,
You're a darkish.

Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
So I was like, I have to go and get
this because she missed the spring, like I'm literally moving
from Auckland.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
Okay, are you going to get this?

Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
What was it?

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
I cannot even say it. It just makes this story
so dumber. Say it a two headed duck taxi, dom
me duck.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
Oh, stop buying dumb ship. I mean, I love it.

Speaker 13 (01:15:01):
I want to see it, please, doesn't duckling duck lang,
So it's in a bow up on social Is it
two headed?

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
TEXTI was it?

Speaker 5 (01:15:14):
Born?

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
Two hitted.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
You?

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
By the way, you didn't come to skid and Zays
the weekend. There was a guy there who he did
TEXTI to me, yeah, ant double hit? Why did you
buy that? Why would I not? Have you met her?
Have you seen my house? Even had a glimpse inside
this mining thing? Money and you're buying a two headed duck.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
To be fear I bought this before I started owing
you many okay, okay, here anywhere she get that from?

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
I don't know. I don't know. And who's moving and
not taking the two hitted duck?

Speaker 10 (01:15:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
I don't know that. Is it a curse item? Maybe
it's so we'll find out. Anyway, So I go from town.

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
I had to go all the way into the bush
to buy the two hit the two hittered duck, and
then all the way back for forty minute drive back
to my house.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
It's a long drive. It's like over an hour.

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
So on the way to get the two headed duckling,
the urge to pe comes on and you're like, I
can hold it for not very long, I've got a
very weak pelvic floor despite all my efforts. So I
go up and I get the duckling and that's fine,
and I come back into the car and it's the
moment I sit down and I'm like, oh, no, like

(01:16:25):
there's a little feeling, and I was like, oh, that's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
And then, of course, of course, the pressure of being
a man's baskett or with a on loan man'ster can't.

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
Never think Jesus yeah, because what happens is I also
have a little bit of a feeling and I release
what I think is a small part, and what the
heart does.

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
Is creates room. Thus the urethra is no longer pressed.
And I wet my pants.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Say that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
Because I didn't think I was releasing wheeze. I thought
I was releasing a small tooth.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
But the.

Speaker 3 (01:17:13):
Fire was integral to the pressure of the urethra, so
I was squeezed with I didn't realize the gas was
also helping. Forty three years old, I'm still learning about
the female. And then we learned about the ariolas today,
didn't we.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
Yeah, they grow, that's no great surprise. But I'm saying,
Cardi bees must have already.

Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
Been anyway, So I pissed myself a little bit. Okay, great,
I didn't make it to the toilet.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
Does Derek know about this? He listens to the radio
on the we we're catching up tonight, and I do
apologize a little bit of your.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
And came out, okay, we'll leave the seats. It's been clean,
has been clean.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
And also that wasn't the end of it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
And I'll just say when I got I pulled up
my car into the driveway, there was just no making
oh Hailey in your own driveways?

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
Wait? Where was it too here? So I got out
of the car and I just had to pull down.
You know, you don't have to say everything on the radio.
You don't. I don't know how not to wait. So
I know that feeling when you get home.

Speaker 4 (01:18:19):
It's like the moment I had just get off my
toush to get into the driveway, it was like all
pressure is now gone.

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
Yeah, So it was myself to the deck. How many
like toilets and malls or shops did you pass? You
could have used one. I'm in the bush. It was
a back road bush drive from my from Teleding into
my house. Anyway, I want to.

Speaker 8 (01:18:36):
Know I would on the back road bush. You know
at that time I peed on the side of the motorway. Yeah, no, goods,
No I didn't. And I struggled all the way home. Yeah,
I want to know right now, hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
I don't know if we need any more of these
six nine.

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
Six nine six. When did you not quite make it
to the bathroom? When did you not quite make it
to the bathroom?

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
Yesterday? I struggled. That's all we need to say.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
If you missed it, you missed it, Yes, anonymous joined
this anonymous?

Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
When did you not quite make it? Okay?

Speaker 14 (01:19:05):
So I was walking to work one day. I lived
at tolp Queen Street, and I worked at the bottom
of Queen Street. And I left the past like kind
of needing to peel it, like I'll make it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
But I also wanted to try on.

Speaker 5 (01:19:20):
Some sweatpants, like to buy some sweetpants on.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
The way to work, okay, And so I.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Yeah, so I went.

Speaker 14 (01:19:29):
Into a shop tried on some sweatpants.

Speaker 13 (01:19:31):
I was starting.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
This is halfway down Queen Street.

Speaker 10 (01:19:33):
So I was never quite weak ladder, so I needed
to peeve. I put the sweetpants on, and that suddenly
pressed against my bladder and I wet myself in the
clothing room.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
In the dressing room, that's okay. Wait and then did
you just leave the sweetpants on the floor?

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
So I didn't know what to do.

Speaker 14 (01:19:57):
I put them back on their hangar and I hung them.

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
Back out and oh god, no, wonder you want to.

Speaker 10 (01:20:08):
Yeah, this is one of these stories I've I've never told.

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
Them telling New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
I know that we've we've done phone and topics in
the past about the grim things that have happened in
retail stores, and like you know, there have been like
number two. There's a feature and I've never told anybody,
but yes, I'm cranking out some features. Yeah, I really
coming up with some features, anonymous, thank you so much.
We've already done Caller of the Week.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
And well I know it's just about to just say,
could we give a text to the weak? Texts of
the weak?

Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
This, this kind of bravery requires Yeah, a prize, I believe,
And we're going to hook you up with our ticks
of the week.

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
Yes, tixs of the Week. Thanks and animates. Animates makes
happy happen for thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
Sorry. I would normally say that, but I cut my
fruit up on it and it went soft the line
of the another one wan to be honest, I didn't
think I'd have to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
But it's all done. Anonymous was getting there. It's well done, Anonymous.
The messages, Holy moly, do you know what I feel?
It happened.

Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
Haley opened up so much that it made everybody else
quite literally a floodgate. Somebody said, I uh, I do
twitch streaming? Did I stream on Twitch? I really needed
to perve it. I was midgame, midstream, had some people watching,
so held on. I thought, I'm just going to sneak
out a fart, wasn't a fart full blow, and shipped

(01:21:36):
myself like a baby.

Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
It my arms, cheeks and up my back. There's so
many stories like this.

Speaker 4 (01:21:44):
I shipped myself one New Year's when I was young.
I was at the pub, was having way too many
Voca oranges. Thought I was letting out a toot, but
the whole lot came out.

Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
I just ran home. The pool with my five year
old ran past me. I said, where are you going?

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
He said, toilet? And I left them do it and
came back screaming, ship dripping out the bottom of his pants,
yelling I didn't make it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
I didn't make it. I shad on my dance and
it was just tripping out all over the floor. Then
walked through it, mom, and I'm just like mine, not
mine Brown.

Speaker 11 (01:22:16):
Georgia not made it to the toilet multiple times. This
is an ongoing thing in our friend group.

Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
Guys. I've also done what you have done.

Speaker 11 (01:22:25):
Sat in the car trying to get inside the house,
and then all of a sudden and my ex boyfriend's
bump pants wearing a G string, it slides out one side.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
George get Someone said, you have lived. You've sat pants
riding a horse. If that's living, count me out. Yeah,
that's your idea of living. That's just wild.

Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
So many messages and I just what was the one
who just read Someone was at a party at their
friend's house and they were busting and they sat down
with such haste that they didn't realize the toilet it
wasn't up, and they peed all over the.

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
List so much.

Speaker 4 (01:23:07):
Um bladder emptied instantly, only to discovered the seat was down.

Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
So funny.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
Oh, somebody pped their pants in an Uber. They were
too scared to tell the uber driver they really need
to go toilet. They thought they just sneak a little.
They wound down the window because they were printing a fart,
but then they went out the window.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
Shot yourself. It's so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
My niece works for war words. She saw an old
man walking down the island. The next minute, a little
bits of post that I come out the boddom of
his pants. He kept on walking like nothing had happened.
I can't wait to hit that age. How old do
you have to be to get there?

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
Honestly, probably didn't know anything had happened. No, yeah, oh,
I once red parasailing and pie here. No, you can't
put from height well behind the boat on that little
sail with the smiling thing.

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
I'm like, oh, before take I was absolutely freaking out.
I can't remember at what point exactly on the run up,
I peed myself. Luckily they dugged us in the water
on the way back down, so you could have.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
Tap wash off. That's nice. Is cooling here in Japan?

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
I was a taxi back to our motel, started sweating
because the number two was on its way, and for
all those that know ibs, you don't get much time
a warning.

Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
I asked the taxi go for a bathroom stop.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
Were on a massive motorway, and the language barrier didn't
help till the till the I started yelling, I will
ship in your car, I will sit in your car.
He pulled over and I ran to the side of
the motorway, shaking and crying. I did my business as
many Japanese.

Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
Oh god, the man light in Japan too. They wouldn't
have liked that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
And somehow still the man in the taxi married me.
Oh my god, not a taxi driver, but the other
was in the taxi.

Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
Two thousand and six school sports day running the race
and I myself while running it was like manure spray.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
Wait, tell me your nickname after that? Wasn't poopy ronny pants?
Please text in with a follow up to what.

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
Did you get your nickname out? N hundred percent got
a nickname out of that. I hope it was clever.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
Yeah, like, you know, maybe not note after a fertilizer
spreader or yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
My husband pooped in a rubbish bin. Sup the trimp tunnels.
Oh god, not all of it made it in the
bin either.

Speaker 3 (01:25:07):
Empower it has some respect.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Somebody said, we're going through the McDonald's drive through in
mid order. My husband farted and the person taking the
order said, did you just fart?

Speaker 3 (01:25:16):
And it made me laugh so much. I wear my
pants stuck on the Auckland Harbor Bridge.

Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
Stuck on the Auckland Harbour Bridge, I pooped myself and
ended up being like a booster seed under me.

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
Luckily my navy uniform which kept everything in. I had
a trick to see a friend with benefits.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
It was a forty five minute walk okay on the
wait before I left, but also smashed a bottle of
a letter of water because I needed to weigh afterwards. Yeah,
who wants a uti and we I sort of admired
the prep there, admire the prep.

Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
Love a post way. Well, you've got to, You've got to.
So was walking there.

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
Twenty minutes into the walk. I was like, this is
no good in the suburbs. I was like, I'm gonna
make it. I'm gonna make it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
I lost control of my bad bladder, had a light
leakage in the pants squad on the side of the
road in broad daylight, and then didn't have the ability
to do wipe dry. Arrived with Percy pants still rocked
up and railed. I have received the nickname that's good
that she got at high school.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
Hussein Bolt. We just gave away texts of the week.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
Good.

Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
We we don't do another one. A standing ovation and
studio brilliant. This is brilliant.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
And please tell me that it's also on the leavers
jersey somewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
Better if not seen us your Leaver's jersey and we'll
get it screenprinted on.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
Yeah, exactly, I'll personally pay for that, sane, will you.

Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
I'm gonna spin my way to this recession.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
Hey, remember how you just gave that uber driver five
stars because you wanted five stars back.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
Yes, let's do that with this podcast. Review it five stars,
Tell your friends and we'll do the same for you.
If you ever need a review for anything. But where
are you giving me my five stars?

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
Do you want to restaurant or something? Yes, if you
give us five stars on this podcast, tell us.

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
Where you would like, will review, even where we won't
even go, we'll review your fact. I don't want people
to know where my restaurant is. I'm doing one of
those secret restaurants.

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
That's exactly the opposite of hell restaurants work

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
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