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September 25, 2025 4 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleachborn and Haley's a little bit of pod.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Welcome to a little bit of pod.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
You know I offer you'll hear it on the radio.
I don't have a filter when I react to something.
It's in the moment. I don't offer you think before
I react, and we like that about you don't. Well,
some people probably think it's a bit march, but I'm honest, Well,
I don't know if I could have held this one in.
So I was heading through. I went and I was

(00:30):
in Melbourne Airport.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
I'm heating home yesterday or whatever day it was, and.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
I walked past just a familiar sight. Great trek pants,
long legs, sneaker, yeah, hottie, yeah, headphones.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
And I want to say seven foot of them.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Okay, dark skin right, light eyes wait, light eyes on,
dark skin.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
We follow cheers every time, so.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Faint like there's hot hot man, and just.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
It sounds like you're describe an NBA basketball player traveling.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
That's what it looks like. That's what it looked like.
But it was alone, unbranded. The Great Trek.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Pants were yeah, yeah, okay, Great track pants were doing
their job right.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
You know what I mean, they don't.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
They don't leave much to the imagination.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Flimsy all things.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, And I walked past this guy and I clock them.
I clock the size, and then I do the full
like scan. I scan down the feet, tall sweatpants, tall
gray sweatpants, light eyes, dark skin, light.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Eyes, analyze, analyzes, analyze perfect man, hot hot hot.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Hot, and steam starts coming out your ears.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
And I just go.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
And I walk quite close past, not in a pisci way,
but that was my tradictory, and I just go.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
It sounds like she version there was no diversion. Okay,
it was in my tradictory.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
But as I walked past, and I sort of, you know,
like my body keep moving, but my head stayed on him.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
I just went.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
This noise came out, like, oh wait, did you have
head phones only no, No, I knew that it was loud.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
But again, it just like I couldn't stop. And I know,
it's like if that ship was at the other foot.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
I would love for someone to walk past me and audibly,
I'd like people past.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Yeah, you know, different, yeah, different.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Well, I think you gotta be a bit more specific.
When you asked an aud audible moment.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
You know, a moan of like, wow, that.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Give give me a slice of that case.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
He did do a slight head like twitch, but we
didn't clock because otherwise, I mean, obviously.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
If you.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Pants would have been ankle.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, yeah, to the ankle a lot like in a
big seven foot drop as well.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, just like.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
God, like thank Christ himself for hot people.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Do you know.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
What one of life's greatest pleasures hold?

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Hotness?

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Do you think if we were all mangas, like everyone
in the world, would we then find other mangas slightly
to scale?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
This seems to be a scale of mangas.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Did it still be a scale?

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah, yeah, there'd be a scale of.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
She's all right, she's only got one water on her nose, yeah,
by that sort of thing.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
He's right, all of his lumps on his back.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah. That one actually breathes with his mouth shut.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah. Oh my god, that guy's ears are the same size.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I want to grab them and ride them sort of.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Oh my god. That one has like all of its teeth.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I mean, some of them are rotten and he's not
going to have them all for long, but better.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Than that, it's like then now.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, anyway, congrats to the guy like, well done on life, because.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
You're just doing the flying to New Zealand as well.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
No, he wasn't. He wasn't and he was by himself.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
I mean you know, well she knew all of that information.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Did you see that he's going to the goal. I
want to reiterate that point from the session. Yeah. Nice
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