Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - October 2nd 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Show today, can we long tease long teas?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
I cannot believe this that we are talking to the one,
the only, the iconic, the beautiful, the incredible, the influential
Julia Fox, like from Uncut Jams.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Now she is in the movie Hymn, which you might
have seen a lot of online because it's been out
in America for a few weeks. Now we get to
say it about three or four weeks ago.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
They're doing lots of press.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
And by that I mean Tyreqe, thead actor, his breakout
role and he he.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Spends about I would say eighty percent of the movie topless.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Oh no, please put your shoot.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
He's got a terrible body. It's awful.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
It's all lumpy bumpy with these like.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Hard and then they call them abs abs muscles, muscles
eight like the wow yeah, but yeah, wow.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
But the movie was so cool.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
A we really it was a wild movie. It's out
in New Zealand on in cinemas today. Fox is obviously
in it. Yeah, and she's amazing in it, so eight
o'clock and then ten dollars. Suburb is back because I
believe it was a success. Yesterday we're calling that a success.
We a huge success. I've been hearing from people all
over the world. Okay, so please take it international, I

(01:25):
said no, and it will simply be never more than
ten dollars. Okay, enterprise money really holding onto that our
new cash giveaway a quarter past. The eighth got to
do is live? Yeah? Can we have soon the top six? Yeah?
I was having a conversation with you friends yesterday about
the top six companies that shit the beard. Okay, what
just just companies that seem to have all and then

(01:48):
and then and then charce all of a sudden they didn't.
So I've done some research. It's a factual top sex Okay,
yucks and chuckles around here, No, guys, Next on the show,
Why it is Good to Wait in line?

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Play z ms Fleashborne and Haley.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
No, I'm sorry, I could never do this. This does
not align with me whatsoever as a dopamine seeking, impatient woman. Yep,
I despise what I'm reading before my eyes. Okay, the
benefits of waiting in line? I hate I hate waiting
Waiting feels like a disrespect for my time. Do you

(02:28):
know what I mean? When I have to wait something
like there is no regard. There is no regard for
my time.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
We're very similar, We're very We get things done, don't we.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
We don't like waiting like people just slow driving, Like,
just walk? Do you know if you're not, if you're
happy with the pace at which we you know, just walk.
We have cars, we can get places faster. Yeah, okay,
here's a study. Science actually says waiting in line is
good for the brain. It helps improve self consuming.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Sorry, I'm trying trying.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Neutral waiting improves self control, helping us resist short term
temptations in favor for long term goals. So were just
the immediacy that that our world is now built on. Yes,
Simple pauses like before reacting, eating spending, for example, create

(03:21):
mental space between impulse and action. So a little weight
before making a decision is good for you. So waiting
the art of waiting and getting good at waiting i e.
Standing in line yes for a lit boo boo or
something like that, or a new sneaker.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Or just even in line at the submarket or for food.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, it tests our ability to delay gratification and resist impulse,
So training yourself to not just be like I want it,
I got it.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Maybe that's important. And you need money, I think it's
I think that is that is right of the money.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
It is right on the money.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
The money makes you even at home, How much actual
downtime do you have when you're not on your phone
these days? Like do you actually have times when you're
just relaxing? Yeah, but you know adult fun do you
know I'm not excluding that. Do you just ever have
downtime where you do have time for your brain to

(04:22):
be like relax.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
No? No, they say, even brief pauses. Like so if
you if you want to get better at this, the
delaying sort of edging life, really delaying gratification, start introducing
brief pauses. So even before replying to an email or
making a purchase to right consider it, take.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
A breath in a tan way of approaching.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Making sure that your actions align with your long term so.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
It's not And if you do have to join a
queue to get in anywhere, or you're at the checkout
or whatever, use that as a moment just to be like, well,
this is a chance to So this is.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
What they say, there's here's four little tips that can
make waiting a bearable act.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Savor is the first one, anticipation of the event that
you're waiting for.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
In this line, Oh we're going into a concert.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
I'm going to go see this, or I'm about to
get cool experience. I'm gonna I've got my nuggies coming.
I'm in this line at McDonald's because I've got nuggies coming.
The next one is gratitude. Waiting can be a moment
to reflect on what you're thankful for. How's your gratitude
journal going this week?

Speaker 6 (05:26):
Born?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
It's no, it's a triumph and tragedies, a triumph and tragedy. Well, yes,
yesterday I bought the first piece of interior decoration for
my Irish pub.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
That I've sent that to us trumph.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
I put it on my Instagram story if anybody wants
to see my authentic late nineteen forties early nineteen fifties radio.
It is very that's the time period I'm going for,
sort of a post World War two Irish club. That's
your gratitude. That's what you could be thinking about it
in the line aren't I lucky? The third one meaning
making reframe on eating as an opportunity to pause a

(06:01):
receipt has a sense of purpose.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
And the fourth one is mindfulness.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Well, I hope you're listening to your own advice. Here
this is my advice. It is a study out of
a scientific university. Plays ms Fletchvorn and Hailey from.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
The Fletchvorn and Haley group chat.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
This is the top six. Well, here's that. I was
having a conversation with a friend about companies that ship
the bed.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Oh yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Number one is the company that launched the conversation. So
I can't tell you what companies chat about this. I
reflect on the back will reflect on the back end.
So these companies still around? Are they going to sue you?
Some are still around, but I don't think they can
deny the facts I have about their market share.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
We also don't really sue in this country.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Doo no, Yeah, thankfully America.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
They bloody love us.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
So I think that's why their radio sucks. Why is
the too scared to say anything? We'll say it? Top
six companies that truly ship the bed n sex on
the list. MySpace peaked in two thousand and six, had
over one hundred million users, that was the world's biggest
social network by twenty eleven, Facebook could blow and pass
it and my Space was gone huge man, And we

(07:12):
were with this angle, where are you camera up? Sony
cyber shop up, looking up? Where are you you? He
me mom, bad user experienced slow platform and failed leadership
would have blame. I don't want to hear that bad,
bad word said about Tom. Tom. Tom did good the
way Tom sold it for heaps of money, stayed on

(07:33):
working for them, that's right. And then it was just
like it's me as Tom number five on the list
of the top six companies that truly ship the bed.
Yahoo late nineties.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Got over free Oh no, no, done, but like up
until recently had a Yahoo.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
My parents still rocker Yahoo.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
EMA and you're like, I'm so embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
And still going, yeah, this is at Yahoo dot cut
in and if you do the exact same email at
Yahoo dot com, I just won't send. I'm like, surely no, yeah.
Late nineties early two thousands that own search engines, news email,
even purchased Flicker and Tumbler, and then it was acquired
by Verizon in twenty seventeen, and apparently Microsoft offered to

(08:15):
buy them out for forty four billion dollars. Yes, say yes.
I always love those stories when someone turns down so
much money because they think they can do it the
better and better to eat that money, and they go
in a beach house, you know. Yeah, by a buyer,
buy a boat or whatever.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
You'll be alright with. I didn't buy a lot of ticket.
I was meant to win it.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Oh no, did anyone win last night? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
But you know, at forty four billion, what are you
waiting for?

Speaker 4 (08:40):
You're not going to be able to spend.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
That amount of money?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, you're in good By said, what's your wed in?
What's your weight and what's your weight in? What? Number
four on the last of the top six companies that
ship the bed, Nokia two thousand and two thousand and seven,
they had forty percent of global mobile own market.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (09:01):
Man.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
By twenty thirteen, they sold their phone division to Microsoft,
still swooping a name buying all of these companies. I
missed the smartphone app revolution and Apple and Google will
kind of ate their lunch. Number thround. The last of
the top six companies that truly shut the bed, I'll
shut the band Siga. In the early nineteen nineties, Sega
Genesis and Mega Drive were unstoppable, raveled only by Nintendo.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
We're still got mine from the nineties.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, I've still got a Master's system too. Building now
it's called a miracle.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Alex cub Yeah yeah, yeah, what a game.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
He did it and he played paperss as rock.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
We've come a long way. And two thousand and one
the Dreamcasts are Sega Dreamcast flopped, couldn't complete with a
PlayStation or Xbox and Sega Chat the bit. But I'll
still making some money off the Sonic, the Hedgehog movies
and franchise. They'll be all right now. I'm not worried
about them. Number two in the less of the top
six companies that pooped the bed, BlackBerry is They're a
really good movie about it. Illian Howarden's in it from

(10:03):
Alwaystern in Philadelphia, and he is amazing. It's brilliant. From
two thousand and five to twenty ten, Crackberry was the
status symbol because everybody was addicted to their blackberries. All
the libs had them, didn't they? Oh my god, I.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Remember I need one.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
And by twenty sixteen they had completely fallen by the way.
As soon as Apple launched the iPhone. That was that
a they stuck to physical keyboards, wouldn't use touch screen,
and apps sow to evolve and when you slow to evolve,
you evolved will die. Yeah, and number one of the
last of the top top six companies should the bear.
This was the one that got it onto, got us

(10:38):
onto it.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Skype, Oh yeah, man.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
My Skype was a verb. Yeah, I'll stipe a video call.
It kind of became synonymous with video because my mum
will still say I'll skype you later and then call
me on Facebook, Messenger, late.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Zoom because Zoom just came in and they so.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
In two thousand and three, it was invented by two Scandinavians.
It was the first like massively used peer to peer
voice over internet protocol which allowed cheap for free calls
around the around the world. In two thousand and five
it had fifty million users and it became like the
way to video call. Or even before that you could
remember Skype handsets. You could plung it into your computer

(11:20):
and using Skype handset to call. And in two thousand
and five eBay purchased it for two point six million dollars.
That's nothing. Two point six billion. Oh you said million,
I'm sorry two point six billion in two thousand and
five two point six billion to eBay and then they
didn't know how to integrate it, so Microsoft bought it

(11:41):
for eight point five billion, and then eleven it merged
with Microsoft's ecosystem. You got a little got a Skype
pained the Remax, Yeah, yeah, the Skype Remax. So they
integrated into Microsoft ecosystem. Boom boom boom. And now it's
not doing right. But they had they kind of had

(12:05):
too many products that were doing the same thing. They
just wanted the brand name. Sloodly shut it down and
became Teams and our Teams right Teams smashes it for professionalism.
WhatsApp has taken over from it on personal, on the
personal side of video call things. So and it just
completely fell over. So Zoom exploded in twenty twenty when
when covid hat and Skype, ri.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Ipp Play, Splitchborne and Tailey.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Okay, So, I just had a devilish idea, a devious,
a devious idea, deceptive, a devolution. I don't know if
this is even allowed, Like, is it breaking the law?
The running law? The run is a very strict set
of International Conviction Convictions Convention, International Convention on Running Conviction. Well,

(12:53):
so my friend who lives in Mexico City and have
big friends with years, he said, I really want to
come and do the Auckland Half Marathon. He's one of
these people that flies around the world to do marathons. Wild.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
I fly around the world to eat and drink.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
What I do around the world to see Mickey Mouse
and Star Wars, Star Wars ship and yeah, dumb stuff.
But I'm just like, I saw that on a TV show. Yeah,
you wouldn't because I remember being when we're in so
I think I would. Yeah, when we're in Sydney a
few months ago, and it was like everything was all
the accommodation was packed out, it was busy. And then
when I got to the hotel, They're like, are you

(13:33):
here for the marathon? I'm like no, But that explains
it because and there.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Were so many famous ones.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yes, there were so many people in the hotel that
had flown from all over the world. New York, your Boston,
your London are some cool place. With Sydney, I think
you get to run over the Harbor Bridge as well.
So that's why they like that.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
One I'm still not understood in a cafe eating a
nice food or something like. We'll be like I've been away,
like we're at the start of the year, a group
of friends, James and we were in Mexico and he
would wake up and go for it like a fifteen
k run.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
No thank you, just one of those kind of people.
So he's like, I want to come over. He's like,
if I book my flights, can you just get me
an entry into the marathon because it's right here and
I can do the mill A month was the first
week d of November. It's the first week into November, right,
But then simelight, it's still tickets left because you usually

(14:24):
there are, but no, there's still tickets left. I think
the price has gone up in the last like a
week or so. What is Auckland four half half one
hundred and eighty five? Now, I think it's gone up
because it's you know, the closerlyps playing me.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
I've been doing all this training and it's hard and
it sucks.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
But so I was like, no, but here's my idea. Right, So,
because he was into the devilition, can you just like
get me the ticket and I'll pay you back for
the Auckland half just because I'm here and it's so easy. Yeah,
what if I put my name down? Then he runs
it and he's fine's as fast as half because you

(15:07):
did it astronomically fast half. Oh, I'm pretty sure I
did mine in one thirty one. Yeah. Yeah, and then
I retired from running. Yeah I did.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
I sprinted mine?

Speaker 2 (15:18):
What did? What time was yours?

Speaker 4 (15:20):
Forty five?

Speaker 2 (15:22):
I didn't even think that's the word record for a
half second?

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Eliocho he runs a half forty five minutes.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
I didn't know what is the world record for a marathon?
It is? It would be like thirty something, right or
forty minutes? No? No, because thirty something then you're running
at an hour.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
But have you seen the eliot Kipchok? Then people trying
to match his pace because you know he ran a marathon.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
Was it sub two or something like that?

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Was sorry?

Speaker 2 (15:49):
The world records for a half marathon. The men's record
is held by Jacob Limo from u Ganda. It was
set in the sixteenth of February this year in Barcelona
fifty six minutes forty two seconds. So you're telling I
actually the women's world recorders, Okay.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
It's forty seven point six.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
One hour to fifty two. So okay, so you actually
really smoked the Woman's half marathon.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Actould get backto running. People won't even believe me, but like.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Do you think that is such a great devil idea?
Then the bib number and it was just flicker on.
It doesn't matter, It doesn't matter, like or I think
it might even be too late to get a bib name.
You just get a number. Now, great, so this is great.
So he'll just be running. He'll do it real fast
and I can say it's thrond the marathon.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
My stats You'll be like where are they?

Speaker 3 (16:34):
And you'd be like, oh, I must have you know,
something must have been wrong with the tracking or something.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Yeah, yeah, no, you can ai your face into the
photos exactly. This is perfect. Wow? Is that great? But
is that like illegal in the running world. You're the
only one who's sround monsters. It's frown frown upon planning yourself,
you know, Yeah, yeah, fround around a legal you're in
international space. Yeah, what a great I mean, I just

(16:59):
if this was the nineteen nineties, I could understand your
friend from Mexico been like, can you buy me the
entrance because there's no way of me getting it. But
surely he can do all the stuff online and just
put your post lageries.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
It feels like he's not going to pay you back.
I'll so there for your friend to run.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
But if you're paying, yeah, I'll put your name on
the entry until you receive payment, and then I might
change it and then and then I might change the name,
but I probably won't.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
Plays Fletchborne and Haley play z ms Fletchborn and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Okay, this has tockled me no end. The band heim
who I say, I never really got into, but I
know that they're like super cool gals.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
You know what I mean, their friends with so many climbs.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Oh, I know, they're just cool. Yeah, you know what
I mean, They're very very cool.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
One of the Hymes is in the new Leonardo DiCaprio
movie for Another Yeah, okay, one of the Hymes.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
My sister's right.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
So someone noticed someone she had a TikTok from the
floor of their concert.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
They're doing a tour at the moment.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
For their album I Quit, And someone uploaded a video
from the crowd saying whoever has shot themselves in the
marsh pup, please see yourself out right, and she was
just holding her nose and was like, there is a
smell of poop, right, Yeah. Then this goes up, it

(18:24):
goes viral because people think it's very funny. Then it
becomes this TikTok thing where people are like, no, I
was at the Milwaukee show and that, and there was
a horrible farting smell occurring there. And then someone came
out and said, no, I was in Seattle and then
there was a horrendous smell there. Now everyone's like there's
something happening here, and they believe there is a serial

(18:45):
crop duster who was following along the tour and just
dropping bombs, right.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
And then one theory now is it's the sisters.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
They're farting on stage so much they give vegan.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
In and I was going to say they give they
give eating a lot of beans energy. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
So everyone was like I was stage right here, d
d And there's like this huge sort of like tying
the red string investigation as to who is crop dusting.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
The High concerts.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Coincident into as they are a female rock band with
predominantly female fans, that perhaps we've just got some sort
of IBS situation teamed up with maybe you know maybe
that period a period of the cycle.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Well you did just learn recently because Jorde and I
were speaking and my period last week about the period
fast and how god damn ghastly they are. That's a
great theory. I think you should upload that to TikTok
saying that.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Now listen for a white bearded man and you can
be the mouthpasce for this. Yeah, wild theory I have.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Here's a theory. Yeah, there's a there's a very female
energy in here.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Okay, but how gross is it when you're at a
concert somebody cropped us or someone closed the other day
by accident? Thing you've seen? I remember at the White
Stripes gig at the Saint James Hall, Yeah, Sat Gents Hall,
it was just John's Theater, James Theater, r I p Auckland.
We were creamed in there. I saw someone whip it
out and wears on the floor. Happened behind me in

(20:19):
a seated show in Australia. Yeah, and a and a
like an arena like gross.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Anything horrible in Ash and.

Speaker 7 (20:30):
I've been.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Look down the middle crowds are much tidier than these
feminist vegan heime fan but.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
They've got some trady farts.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Yeah yeah, I suppose No no one cropped us at
slip knop heme is being personally attacked here.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
Play fleshed one and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
It is so silly, silly see today's silly little pole.
Have you outgrown your childhood friends?

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Yes? I writ an article of journalists sharing that she
had three childhood friends, tight type group, you know, grew
all through primary, in high school and everything, And then
I thought it was an unshakable relationship and then suddenly
they just sort of all just sort of disappeared. And
the thing she's learned basically like, you know, nostalgia's great,
and you can enjoy the past. You don't need to

(21:35):
be carrying on life for these Ye.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Would still catch up with them. They haven't had a
falling out as such, but they're not her everyday friends.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
No, no, no, they didn't have a falling out, but
they just sort of just disappeared.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
And she was like, oh, I thought you'd sort of
be around for it.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah no, no, No, losing them.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Doesn't mean you're losing yourself.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah, I mean that happens, doesn't it. People go their
different directions. Do you change you.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
Kind of just hang on to a few key people.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Well, we asked you, have you outgrown you childhood friends?
And then the background we use the Pussycat Dolls song
when I grow up? When I grow up.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
I want to be a famous I want to have boobies,
want to have boobies and.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Movies and season boobies. Sixty four percent of people have
outgrown their childhood friends. Wow, that's amazing, isn't it. Sixty
four percent of people said yes, thirty six percent said no.
Shall we dalve into some feedbag letters? If you're still
best friends with your childhood.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
You me and you Smith at four? Yeah, but like
I've got high school friends still. But I'd say all
of my other like childhood friends.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Like you were young young. It's weird because you're like,
these are my best friends, but you might only be
friends with them because your parents are friends.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Yeah, like yeah retrospectively.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah yeah, no way, we've grown up together, so this
is no way have I outgrown them?

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Right?

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Sarah? We met when we were five at primary school
in nineteen eighty seven, and we still talk and hang
out on the regular. That's cute. Most people know everything
about it. You live said, yes, I've outgrown the friends
from primary school, but not intermediate secondary school friends. Okay,
still friends of the friend I met at daycare. We've
been friends for twenty seven years.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
That's nice.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yeah, Vicky said, yes, I find we have nothing to
talk about anymore, very different lives. If it wasn't for
her son, who I care about so much, I probably
move on completely.

Speaker 7 (23:24):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Okay, John says, my childhood friends are the only ones
who have stuck by me. I don't deserve them. They're
the best humans.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Yes, you sound like you do.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
That's nice. Yeah, sounds that you do deserve. Anonymous, Please,
the one I spent all my weekends with and when
on family holidays with, I've outgrown because she's gone all
anti trans, anti vax, pro Trump, and it's clear that
our world views are completely the opposite.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
That would be hard.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
How few anti trains they go on the trans they
go trans because of the one of Harry Potter. You
there's no eye in it trans and how exactly?

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Same question, same question, that's right, exactly, But they would
be so hard. Like imagine if one day maybe's friend
who is like I think she's my soulmate. Right we
met at four if she just came out and was like, Trump, how.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
About this new world how about this new world order?

Speaker 8 (24:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh you're not going to that Palestine March.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
When you're like yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm growing. Probably isn't
the words, says Libby, but growing apart. We have families
and jobs and different hobbies. Some of us have moved away.
I have two school friends that I still talk to
and see regularly. Adams says, I think it was only
ever a childhood friends by necessity. All of my friends
are now from university or that I have got since

(24:43):
I turned twenty one and became an adult.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Some friendships I meant to last, like this one, this
one we're just here while we're working and then purely
work based friend We're very genuine when we hear its
valued and genuine.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
We are going on holiday in three weeks.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Yeah, I know, and we literally hang out all the time.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Alas said, yes. As soon as the left high school,
I felt I'd outgrowing them. I got I got my
shit together and realized they sucked, said Felicity. Fair enough,
and Lucy said, I think it's more that you no
longer have things in common. There are only so many
times you can speak about the good old days without
creating any new memories. Yeah, that's like, this is a
big thing that I have, Like people that just live

(25:21):
constantly in the past in nostalgia.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
So don't have any things.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Talk about what.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Are you doing today and tomorrow?

Speaker 9 (25:26):
You know?

Speaker 3 (25:28):
And then it's like if we did that, Oh remember this,
then what are we going to talk about the next time?

Speaker 4 (25:32):
The same story?

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah, yeah, it does catch up, have the nostalgia, but yeah,
do something.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Yeah, yeah, you do something, and it's nice.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
To remember and have that nostalgia exactly. But how are
you now? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (25:43):
What are your dreams now?

Speaker 2 (25:45):
You're not going to grow at all?

Speaker 3 (25:46):
No, no, no, you're just yeah, have a ketch up
once every year. Decay so vacilla, little poel. Today we
said have you outgrown your childhood friends? In sixty four
percent of you said yes.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Play z MS, Fletchborne and Hailey say no more. Hailey,
You've got fashion advice.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
I do have fashion advice for you, and this is
advice that I need to heed. Right, do you know
someone someonet someone I had a day I had a
man over at my house.

Speaker 10 (26:10):
Goodness, Hailey a man and it's private dwelling, my private
The rumors will start like that'll.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Be saying that woman on the already is.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
A strump ishrump.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Has jaw had the floor when he saw my wardrobe,
he was like, oh my god, like what the hell?
Like why is he so many clothes? And I was like,
don't look in the garage, like, don't go in there.
We know I have a problem with collect I call
it a collection. Yeah, problem spending.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
A guy comes over and Hailey just gives him the
tour of the house that he's my wardrobe like sorry,
this for like six hours. I'm like, Haley, what are
you doing? Just you're showing people your wardrobe.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
It is a beautiful house, and it is it has
a wardrobe? Is worth looking?

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Is it?

Speaker 7 (27:02):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Walk in there? Automatic lights? I have a little walk
in there.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
I didn't even have to touch anything, did you automatic lights?

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Boom?

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Wait till you wait, wait wait till I open my
fridge stool.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Have just switched my fridge light on. It's got a
little click. Anyway, the reason I'm talking about this is because.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
I have a ghastly amount of clothing.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Yes, and so when I was doing my prep for
the show and I saw this article fashion Advice. I
thought this was exactly it. The heat at the title
of the article you don't need new clothes, you just
need new accessories, and I was like, bomb, this is
life changing, life changing.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
But wait, are you getting rid of some of the clothes,
because this just sounds like you're going to be buying.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
More No, no, no, no, I'll be buying more accessories, but it.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Sounds like you're going to have more bangles around. So
many bangles and belts, belts and bangles. I've got a few,
a few bangals.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
My jingle jangle.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
So basically like rather than like feeling like you're looking
at your wardrobe like that I often do and feel
like I'm bored of everything. I'm so sick of wearing
the same bloody clothes. Focus on how you accessorize them,
which is a much easier thing to do than a
whole new wardrobe, like styling them differently. So you could,
in theory, wear the same black dress for five days

(28:19):
in a row, but one day you've got a silk
scarf tied around the waist, which is a real like
vibe at the moment instead of about and the next
day you've got a big statement buckle bout or something.
And then the next day you've put lots of jewelry on,
and then suddenly you don't have one dress. You've got
five dresses. So you don't need five dresses, you just
need one dress. And this is a real learning moment, for.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Which is funny because you also have probably five dresses
as well, probly I do.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
And you would argue, and this is something that I've
fought for for years, you would argue, a lot of
them look very much the same.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
You buy a black sex as you are want to do.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
As I am wont to do. But I certainly don't
need to be buying any more Black Sacts. At the
moment I see a good Black Sact, I just have
to have it from the clothing stores.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Yeah, yeah, of course, of course there was no other.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Way possib But instead of buying another Black Sacts, remember
I've got a whole wardrobe full of them, and instead,
to make it feel different and exciting to me, Chunky,
I'll put her hat on, I'll put about here more rings,
less rings to start.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
It's it's you gotta remember this, and then we're in
a cozy livy cry.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Dude, just dude, you do? Are we what we want? Well?
Hate your own advice advice heeded?

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Yeah, I put a Nicklas on this morning.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
I don't often wear this one. Same T shirt you
alway use today about different necklace. I didn't notice until now.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Yeah, don't call me out for in the same T
shirt today.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
I sat at your own house last night, but you've
tuned up in the same clothes. Yeah, it's crazy. I mean,
if it was less like touring around your house.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
It was on the floor plays its Fletchborn and Haley
play z ms Fletchborn.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
I am currently driving a Ford Ranger. Must be nice.
It is nice. It is nice.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
I love the color of it. Light sky and blue.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
It's not blue, it is. It looks when it goes dark,
it goes blue. Bright of day, it looks white. It's
a confusing color. Yeah, my daughter is convinced that changes
color with temperature.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Oh no, no, not that.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
It's a hypercolor truck. So when I open the door
to get out, because it's electric, it's a hybrid. Yeah,
so if it's got a battery, it runs on the
battery and then it switches to petrol. But again, it
must be nice, and it is very nice. And you
know what I all say is the nice side effect
of it. I'm driving like a madman out there. It's

(30:50):
good to finally see it. As I see what happens.
You're in a ranger. I'm the king of the road.
Get out the way.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
So many years I said, you know, ranger drivers are
the first people on the road. Now I am one
of them, I say, no, we are the kings of
the road.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
The first time I ever drove a ute, I felt
like Borat, like king of the castle, because you're just
so high looking down everyone.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
I think you were going to say lesbian.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, but I feel like a lesbian fluctuate.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
The BT fifty canceled done, They're not making them anymore.
The man's to BT fifty the.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Least would like to invite all lesbians to become ranger drivers.
If you thought the BT fifty gave you a certain
amount of umpha, way to you behind the wheel of
a ranger. Now that he's a range bassa range bass,
arrange bass. But when you get out, it makes a
noise And I was like, what song does this sound like?
Have you got the noise there. I sent it to

(31:47):
the producer Gillies to put into the system. This noise
did you?

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Oh my god, I hear it. I know exactly where's song.
I'm going to say, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
It's in the same key.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
That's why usually do not agree with this. Go to
the bed in the middle.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
It's not the chorus, it's the first verse.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
I walked across, yeah and empty with something to land. Yeah,
go back just a little bit and go back. I
can't go back. I know I can go back. Hang on,
and I keep going whittleback, leave, leave it every day. Okay,
here it, here we go.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Six seven back.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
I walked to cord.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
It's in the right case. It's the same thing.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Listen New.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Filthy.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
I am so with you.

Speaker 8 (32:59):
I just think when you're gonna say, hey, guys, I've
got a whole break of content and you've seen five
seconds of audio to us, make us loaded in and
say it sounds totally like a song, have some air
of correctness about it.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Does no my favorite all time songs. I've heard the
song millions of times in my life. It is not
it's too fast. It goes dinner in. It doesn't go
it's the same three notes in the same key. It's
such a reach, it's a break to reach.

Speaker 7 (33:28):
It.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Do you know what's fun? I don't know what cars
do this, if it's like Tesla or something or whatever,
but as a man's best at them. But I saw
on TikTok someone changed their little sound there you know
when you to change it, and they made it Britney Spears.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
So when they locked their car, it was.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Like, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
I'd love to do that.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
I hear it born, Actually I hear you, I see you, thank.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
You, And as the show's musical talent, I think European
you for more than all of the others.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
What you've heard there is you've tuned into the key. No,
he doesn't know what a key is.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
What can I say? I'm on key. It'sn't know what
a key is. It's what you put in the card.
Again the star play it MS fletchforhn and want to
ask now, what was your nightmare learning to drive? Because
yesterday her name was Christine and she was trying her best,
but she just wasn't cut out to be in the
passenger See do you do any like paid lessons? Because

(34:35):
I was like, you grew up on the farm. So
are you going to drive when you were like eight
or something. And we did the ones you did to
reduce the time on the defense day, the defensive driving course,
but also between your learners and you're restricted if you
did some certified writing. I think some time went down.
We did those. Yea, yeah, I did a couple of lessons.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Didn't just Craig. Craig just got in there in the Mercedes. No,
it was Alexis Terling. I was sicking here, but yeah,
I know.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
But it's like anyone that goes to a private school
has mum and Dad's like hand me down, ben Lexus.
But the old just the old audios two years old.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Yeah, I did, but I didn't. I didn't get any
paid lessons. I crashed it once.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Yesterday I saw a Suzuki Swift at the lights and
behind it was a one of the giant you know
those trucks we drove in those eighteen wheeler you know
the truck you're doing a truck truck. I'm talking a
truck truck character a Class five Class five monster with
a big truck. I don't know the brand or nose

(35:44):
or was it a flat there was a flat. It
was it was I loved the sticky out nose. It
was truck and trailer, big track in the city at
the lights, parked behind the Suzuki Swift, and I'm just
like walking along and I don't even notice until the
truck goes and I'm like, oh my god, what's happened.
And I turn around and the light has gone green.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
This Suzuki Sweft goes and take thisself forward and that's
when I see the big ol plate on the rear,
and I'm like, oh my, oh my god, this guy
has like and not even like a.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Map, like that's what you do when someone misses alight.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
They don't trucks don't have a friendly horn, no, but
you've got enough to be like map mat. This was oil.
It was long, it was a long. It was a
long to it's aggressive. It was aggressive too. And I
don't know if this guy would have noticed the ol
plate because's too high, because he's too high maybe in
the Suzuki Swist right below. I was like, oh my god.

(36:43):
And then the lunar driver obviously got a bit of
a shock because they took off like screeching.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
I'm like oh god, you're But when we when we
didn't have our plates and we learned to drive, A
I did, I didn't you? Yeah? Really yeah? I think
you maybe break.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Lose the plates we used to call them, you know
where I had l plates. But that you when you
see someone with ol plates on, you give them a
little bit.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Of extra pa.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
No you do them, no, you do, and you make
their conditions hard because pressure makes time. Listen number two,
you're you're driving too slow, move over. I wouldn't do
that to a learning driver because we all know what
it's like to learn to drive. It's a horrible it's
leary to introduced to New Zealand and nineteen eighty sevens

(37:32):
a child. I did have outplates. I don't remember years ago.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Plates eight years old when they wow, naughty boy, I.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Must must have then I don't remember it must have.
But at least we don't have like Pea plates like Australia.
They have to have plates only restricted. Yeah yeah, yes, yeah, yes,
So you know that makes it least embarrassing because there
is that sense when you've got the old plates on
and you're learning to drive, that everybody is looking at
you when they're really not.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Someone just message and saying, as a mother of a
learner driver, I am one hundred percent treated differently on
the road. If I've left the owl plates and still chat,
people tailgate me and try to intimidate me. It is because.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Because if I do laugh when you see someone driving
along and they're an adult and you can tell they've
left them on because their kids are learning to drive,
and it is quite funny.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Oh okay, great messages.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Okay, well this is what we want to know. Oh wait,
hundred and DALs at M you can text a nine
six nine six. What was your nightmare learning to drive?
Maybe you freaked out, maybe there was honking, Maybe people
weren't nice to you because the OL plates were on.
Maybe you just straight up crashed on go on. But
right now we're talking about those nightmares that the nightmare
learning to drive situations. Yeah, that you faced.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Someone in the little Suzuki Swift yesterday you witnessed.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Got aggressively tootored by a big truck and I was like,
that is ruthless. I didn't know if they'd seen the
owl plate because they were like parked behind them at
the lights. Even still rude, aggressive.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
I'm loving this it's so humbling remembering that we didn't
know how to work these things.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Once. Yeah, I remember once just.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Driving and suddenly I turned and I was on a
motorway and I was like, I'm not really dead. He
was like, yes, you are pushed down.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Harder pressure and I went fast diamonds. And then now
I'm okay, Kirsty, what happened when you were learning to drive?

Speaker 11 (39:25):
Okay, So I'm a little bit older. So I was
leaving to drive at a manual and I bunny hopped
the car. So we happened to be on a train
track because we were a momonoi. So you know, it's
like a movie.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
No, and then what you stopped on the middle of.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
The train tracks?

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (39:44):
And then and I couldn't get it. I couldn't get
it out at first, so my dad jumped out of
the car and came around and pushed it because there
was a train coming. The train was quite a distance away.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Wait, there was a train coming. Okay? And has that
given you like lifelong train track phobia? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (40:05):
Yeah, Well luckily I don't live a long know anymore,
so mostly and now mostly the barriers.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yeah yeah, people for people like you.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Oh my god, that has riddled me with anxiety.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
And you know when you are trying to learn an
emmanual as well, that panic and then it doesn't help.

Speaker 11 (40:22):
Yeah yeah, I know, yeah to teach my daughter to drive.
But fortunately I've got an electric car.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Thinking about the.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Good old you didn't know what it's like to bunny
hop on a train.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Yeah, feel the panic of life?

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah, just bunny hop or do a health start, you know,
like the health starts were the worst.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
So many people are messaging and kirsty with their manual,
you know, like who have learned an emmanuala as well?

Speaker 4 (40:48):
And just the hell start?

Speaker 2 (40:50):
What about what about a reverse parallel parking?

Speaker 9 (40:53):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (40:54):
And emanual? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Good luck?

Speaker 2 (41:00):
See teaching your daughter? Thank yeah, I'm sure it will
just drive it south. Really, the the lights in the
city changed very quick. The kids on the truck and
trailer in the way. The truck means it probably won't
get through the lights if they don't change without delays
off the back of your That sounds like a trunk
is That's why he beeped aggressively to get gold, like
you just need one beep. That was it was an
aggression horn and like the kids doing this on the

(41:24):
side of the road, horn or a little, a little maybe, yeah,
get moving there, buddy. I tea boned some of the
first time I went out driving. This is from three
six tea bone some of the first time I went
out driving. Didn't get behind the wheel again for over
a year. Happy to say, I have now got my
full license and have been crashed for you. Since that's

(41:44):
lovely me a Luna driver and a tiny hynd I gets, oh, yes,
do you know yesterday I saw a very large Saint
Bernardo in the back seat of a Toyota Vets. Whole
back seat that's so huge. His head was out the window.
I was like, yeah, that's not a nine of car
you have if you have a Saint Berna, interesting car,

(42:07):
I was saying. But I could jump up on the
back of the Urt. But you need to look great
in a Ranger.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Wouldn't not great in a Ranger?

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Blood Ranger t gets with my outplates. On practicing driving
up to Helensville and as Warner and Hallie will be
familiar with, there's a couple of massive roundabouts and CUMU
I took too long to pick a gap and afford
Ranger driver. I hate range and honked and the tailgated.
That tailgated me. I'm in November Scorpio with ADHD, so

(42:34):
slowed down, put my window down and gave him the
one finger wave. I do that.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
If someone absolutely hones me, I'll jam the blank breaks,
give a little tap.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
What are they break? Chick?

Speaker 7 (42:44):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Chick. I stored the traffic lights, which were on the
top of the hill. I didn't know how to do
a hell start. My mum screaming just go, just go,
just go people homeking. I got out and made mum
do it, and I walked away because there was there
was a bit, there was an inter sixty, there's an
intersection and new plumbat where the traffic lights are at
the top of the hill, and that was where you'd
always drive there for your driver's test, and you were
always like, please don't be rid because that would be

(43:08):
a hill start roll through on a But I got
on my tests. I got a green, and so I
was like y because.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
If it was orange and you ran it, yeah, you'd
fail as.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Well as well. So yeah, I was learning in my
mum's little Ford Laser t X three I, which was
also turbo.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
My mum had a Ford Laser real estate agent's car
of choice back in the nineteen Yeah, get.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
The flag under the back wheel. Ready was waiting at
the lights for a going across the road. There was
a slight incline to the road, so when I accelerated,
I did a huge skid and scared the ship go
across in the road. And I was even scared when
it was happening. But it happened and we will survive.
When we did survive, I got stuck behind a learner
and a driver's school ca is that I stopped in
a very busy railway crossing to give way to some
people waiting in the middle of the road to cross

(43:49):
when I was learning my panic when the light changed
orange just as I got to the intersection, I slammed
on the brakes and skid it into the middle of intersection,
stilled the car and couldn't get it started again. Oh
my god.

Speaker 10 (43:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
I drove a Volvo truck and have a small and
big horn for aggression the Volvo the Swedes, I've thought
of everything they have thought of that point safety.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Bell and also now two hornska for Volvo trucks. I
was fifteen backing out of our long driveway. I must
have put my foot on the accelerator or something, and
we absolutely honed it across to the other side of
the road. My mother had to pull the handbrake to
stop us, which, by some miracle, we stopped less than
a centimeter from a powerpole on the other side of

(44:29):
the road. Pulled the handbrake so hard.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
It got jammed.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
She refused to teach me from the end, but I
didn't get my restricted until I was twenty four with
two kids.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Oh wow, okay, so traum I put you off. Yeah. Yeah.
My sister would teaching men to drive and wanted me
to change gears for the first time. I looked down
to the gearstick and I went off the road because
I looked down, and of course that's in you just
lean no shen out, reached down and pulled the handbrake on.
This is this is a series of calamities. We did
a one eighty spun backwards into the ditch.

Speaker 10 (45:01):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Oh okay, yeah, I love this.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
A cyclist rode into the side of my car while
I was setting my restricted license test. The cyclist sided
yelling at me. I thought for sure it was a fail,
but then the examiner rolled down his window and preceeded
to yell back and rip him the finger. That's the tester.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
That's just how much people hate cyclists. Yeah, as a
cyclist myself.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Yeah, we you're the parrot sign.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Well, it's a nightmare out there, it is. I remember
today if you see someone with our plates on, Pressure makes.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Diamonds play ms Fleshborne and Hailey play Ms Fletschborne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Oh this is a There was a survey done about
dating profiles from a dating app and it said that's
sixty three percent of their users, this particular app called WISP.
Haven't heard of it, okay, reported feeling let down after
meeting someone who didn't match their dating profile.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
And it's not only the photos. That's a lot of pete,
it's a lot.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Yeah, we'd just be like meeting up and being like
you are not like you displayed yourself.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
And it's not only the photos. And we know that
photoshopping or a bit of.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Cat light cat fish some filters.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Yeah yeah, yeah, just a light cats you know, man,
I reckon I cat fish a little bit, just.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Like AI, complete re rendering of all of your photos.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
It's just the beast off it's like, boy, oh boy,
I don't look like that really in real life.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
That was done by a professional makeup artist.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
But it's their bios as well, and they're calling it biobating,
which is over selling yourself on a dating app to
appear more interesting or appealing.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
So like lying about your job, lying.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
About your job, claiming to love activities like skiing, hiking,
reading bio.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
As in the biography, you're not bio. I thought the
biobating was something like lying about your biology. No no, no, no, no, no,
my gosh, I've got a wonderful strong Norwegian yea yea
strong that cancerous gene. No not me, not me, no
no bawel cancer history in my family.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
Yes, no no no bio as in your dating profile bio.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
People are over selling themselves, being like, oh my god,
I'm a passionate reader.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
And you're like, show me your books, and then you
go on a date and you're like, what was the
last book you read.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
In high school? We read tomorrow when the World War began?
Remember that that like ten years ago.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
So they're saying it's not it's problematic because it's not
outright lying. It's just over selling it's misleading. So when
you go on a date, you have been mislead. I
mean you do, you do want to put your best
foot for it, right, but you don't want to be lying. Ultimately,
we'll just lead to disappointment when someone's like, oh my god,
well we go skiing every winter, I can't wait to

(47:48):
have you, and they're like.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Or you just end up having to go skiing every
weekend or hiking every weekend and that's just your life now, yeah,
and your fault lying on.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Your hiking, You're like, for me, it erodes trust, contributed
to dating app fatigue, and it just makes people feel disingenuous.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Yeah, I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
I don't know what.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
They just run some I don't know what do you do?
I mean you try to get like someone's Instagram, right
and at least, but then everybody is curating that as well.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
I'm just I just want to have a look to
see if I've biobated on my profiles.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Oh okay, what have I said? Well, as I know
the rise is so bad, I don't want to read
them out or noahs and I haven't lied or no
as and.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
I feel like I'm embarrassed. Okay, now I want to
know what it is my bio. It's just three words.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Oh no, no, it's something like so it's not live
life love.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
I wish that would be funny, that would make me laugh.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
I might change it to live love love, live life, laugh,
live laugh love love, live love, life, live love last. Well,
what is your Biosay?

Speaker 4 (49:00):
I feel embarrassed. I feel so embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Show Vorn before and then maybe Vaughn can decide if
it's okay. I'll just say it, put it in the
chat deem whether or not it's worth reading out or
completely ignoring and pretending happened, and then moving along to
the fact that Julia Fox is on the show soon

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than it's return to using's favorite producing girlies. It's not
as bad as I thought.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
It was quite just sit down again because I stood
up in a gas. I don't know. You're like owls
so much. Yeah? Is there a full stop on purpose?

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Yeah, that's generation to private millennials. We use punctuations when
we're raised.

Speaker 8 (49:53):
Is punctuation doesn't a sentence? Need like an adject turban
nown and something else that's not a sentence.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
It is it's got a capital Okay, how everybody your
three word bio.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
I'm a hoot, full stop.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Stop.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
You just need one of those wacky emoge'.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
It sounds so grumpy. I'm a hoot, yeah, straight faced grumpiness.

Speaker 7 (50:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
I think you'll find if you give me the time,
you'll find I'm a hoot.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
People messaging being like, I'll hoot your hooters or something.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
I've hit a few. You've got to think about that. Yeah, yeah,
plays Flitch Voorne and Haley Him opens in New Zealand today.
Do I look just look right at me.

Speaker 6 (50:38):
You'll just ignore the camera. There are a lot of
people saying you could be the next great quarterback.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
I can already see that.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
It's a film from Jordan Peel.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
It's produced by Jordan Peele right, not directed, but it
is incredible.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
We loved it so much.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
Got Tyrek Withers, who, by the way.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Follow on Instagram. You'll see why. Marlon wayans it was
so good in the film, and the incredible Julia Fox
who joins us right now. Hi Julia, Hi, guys, Can
I just say, Julia, I mean this is radio, but
you look absolutely phenomenal. Your makeup is amazing.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
Can I thank you?

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Can I ask you? In the film. You have your
signature eyeliner. Did you do it yourself for the film?

Speaker 12 (51:19):
I did.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
A silly question, this is like a big film because
you would have had it done, but now she's done.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
No, but you've obviously had like quite creative input because
did you.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
Were you involved in the fashion as well?

Speaker 13 (51:31):
Yeah, a little bit. You know, with any film, it
is very collaborative. The actor does need to feel comfortable
in what they're wearing. But we had a great costumer
and she had a lot of looks commissioned for the film,
so I definitely had the pick.

Speaker 6 (51:46):
Of the letter and it was It was just a
fantastic time.

Speaker 12 (51:50):
And also that our director justin tipping he kind of
you know, I showed up to set thinking I would
have to change everything about myself and he was like, no,
don't change it.

Speaker 6 (52:00):
And I was like, even the eyebrows, And he was
like the eyebrows. And I was like, okay, if you
say so. But you know, then I totally understood.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
Why the eyebrows being referenced in the film.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
It was just so yeah. So it's just the art
director and the wardrobe person who have got to thank
for Tyrek being topless sort of a good secon. Yeah,
he's he's hot. We agree.

Speaker 6 (52:32):
We can all agree.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
This must have been some harsh working conditions, just surrounded
by hot topless men sports players. Yeah, terrible.

Speaker 6 (52:42):
That's not really my thing. But I can assume that
it's a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Loving learning about you over the years, in particular in
this film. I mean, this is it's a.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Horror thriller, supernatural.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
It is, yeah, so funny, and you are the funniest
like you your comedic timing, particularly at the end, and.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Obviously we can't say too much.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Yeah, but you, like, do you enjoy playing in that
comedy realm because you're so good at it?

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Thank you?

Speaker 12 (53:16):
I do.

Speaker 7 (53:16):
I kind of like more accidental funny opposed to like,
you know, like trying to be funny.

Speaker 12 (53:23):
Yeah, and I love that, you know, with Elsie's character,
we did get to have some breathing room and a
little bit of just like, okay, we can relax, Elsie's
on screen.

Speaker 6 (53:32):
Nothing crazy is gonna happen, you know. So I definitely
enjoyed playing that that part.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
And at the end, again, I know we can't spoil
too much, but the film just unravels and you are
right at the center of it. How much fun was
that last sort of montage of bloody gory moments?

Speaker 2 (53:54):
How fun was that to film?

Speaker 6 (53:55):
For you? It was really fun.

Speaker 7 (53:59):
But we only had one of that dress that was
like commissioned by someone in Paris, and it was like
that was it. One take, so one and done, you know,
so the pressure was definitely on. So you know, I mean,
I think it came out okay.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
You know, that's impressive knowing that that's impressive, knowing that
you just had one take to do that.

Speaker 9 (54:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
I always wonder when you're on seats for these like
thriller films, because there's so many sort of jumpy moments.
Do you feel that when you're on the seat as well?
Are you a little bit on each when it's all
kind of going a bit off?

Speaker 6 (54:43):
I think you're on edge no matter what, you know,
because it's a lot of.

Speaker 14 (54:49):
You know, off on, off on, and we're sitting around
and then they're like okay, ready go, you know, so
it's a lot of just you know, like it's definitely
destabilized in a way.

Speaker 12 (55:02):
But I think it all, you know, played really well
for the film because obviously, you know, the theme of
this film is so intense, but in a way also
like really relatable in a lot of ways. And you know,
I think even if you're not that into sports, you
can definitely find something about this film.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
The intensity changes from one type of intensity to a
completely different sort of intention so much and.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
You are just brilliant, and Julia, thank you so much
for chatting to us, and I of luck with the
film because we just loved it.

Speaker 6 (55:35):
I'm so glad you guys loved it.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Play Ziti Ins Flitchbourne and taily Von's ten dollars Suburb.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Well, it's New Zealand's newest radio competition and we have
given away some cash already. Day one alert on phone,
Are you trying to log onto Natiney Banking? Yes, it's
me because I'm hoping to have my personal bank account
because someone's about to win ten dollars. Someone's as WARN's
ten dollars suburb returns. We're going to generate now a

(56:07):
random suburb and then if you are in that suburb
listening right now, not from that suburb, No, we don't
want to hear it. You've got to be in that
suburb right now. You call us on all eight hundred
dollars at m and we'll get you to prove it. Yes,
we did improve it yesterday was Google Maps.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Yeah, but if there was someone nearby and we might
be able to say, hand the phone over, ye, and
don't say anything were we're listening.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
We're on our feet trying to find out how to
prove where you are today. Randomly generated suburb today is
Newtown in Wellington. Oh ok now, I got its name
in the eighteen seventies. And if you're in Newtown, you
have to be in Newtown right now. I live in Newtown,

(56:54):
but I'm currently not bare doesn't count. It's going to
be in Newtown on eight hundred dollars at them right now.
So you could be driving through stop stomp Walking Hall
if you deep a time to brem Poor.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
I'm sorry. Barren Port, Newtown and Bremport but there's the same.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Okay, But I love that name. I've never heard it before.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
I used to live in when I lived in Newtown.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Well Newtown got his name of the eighteen seventies, when
Wellington was rapidly expanding the area was promoted as a
new town for workers and their families.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
Oh my god, hints hang on. Hence the name Newtown, a.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
New town south of Wellington, CBD. I'm sorry to interrupt Born,
but George has called through. George, good Morninghi, Currently in Newtown,
I am literally just dropped off my partner and hopital
a home of Wellington Hospitalington Regional Hospitals at forty nine

(57:50):
Richterford Street.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Do you know what Newtown is also the home of
Wellington Zoo. Newtown's got it all.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
It's got it all now, Georgetown can were Is there
anyone around you?

Speaker 7 (57:58):
Now?

Speaker 2 (57:59):
How can we improve that you're there and not trying
to swindle vorn out of ten dollars? Yeah, don't you swindle,
you swindler.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Like get an ambulance to put it siren on and
we'll be like, that's the hospital.

Speaker 14 (58:11):
If I can on it.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
I should have got my should have.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Got my partner. No, I wouldn't have accepted that because
you'd like the money. Yeah, she's out for the ten dollars. Yeah,
no one else around? Where are you buying? George? You
buy the busy street, the main street. I just dropped
her out, dropped, I dropped her out back and I

(58:35):
can drive around to the interest. I'm an entrance three.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Anyone could say that anyone could say this, George, you're
just giving a big lying in the Okay.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Wait, I don't idea who these people are. Don't you
say anything to them apart from can you please just
talk to this person on the phone?

Speaker 6 (58:50):
Hello?

Speaker 15 (58:51):
Could you just speak to these guys I've got on
the phone.

Speaker 12 (58:53):
They're on the radio really quickly?

Speaker 15 (58:56):
Oh yeah, say hi, Hi, Hi?

Speaker 2 (58:58):
What's your name? Julie Lane? Now? Can we just confirm
that the man who passes the phone is calling from Newtown,
the suburb of Newtown? Yeah, yeah, chicken dinner you want?
George random personal Joline. You'll never guess what he's won

(59:23):
ten dollars, ten bucks.

Speaker 15 (59:26):
I can go towards my new flat.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Yeah, new flat.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
That helps you. It's life so good, George, Joline. I
think was Jorline Irish.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
I don't know, George.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Yeah, the street? Yeah? Really? Thank you?

Speaker 16 (59:51):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Thanks Joline?

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Than George? Can I I'm sorry? Am I just detecting
some tears that we've just changed your life? Is that
when I'm hearing the.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
George cutlery, Oh week, we got some bone handled knights
because you're gonna do spots on what thousands Hamilton elements
Now George, congratulation went down. The phone down then, because
I gonna need your bank number. Oh god, this is painful. Okay,

(01:00:19):
you ten dollars right now from Vaughn's personal bank account.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Any of you?

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
I did cut you off back. Sorry, I was just
gonna say, George, what's your favorite radio section to? Who
do you listen to in the morning?

Speaker 16 (01:00:33):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Jokes with you guys?

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
Oh no, he's scared of that. And on the podcast,
all KPI.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Is here on iHeart Radio, vidims Fletchborne and Hayley.

Speaker 7 (01:00:48):
Fact of the.

Speaker 16 (01:00:49):
Day, Day day day day do do do do do
do do do do dou.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Now tomorrow to wrap it all up for Brain week
here at Fact to the Day, we're going to be
looking at brains versus computers, brains versus computers, but today
we're talking brain storage capacity because you've got five hundred megs.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
A yeah, but I was going to pay a monthly
subscription to up it to one tier byte.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Isn't that like some kind of sci fi show like upload?
You know, was like and you have to pay more
for no? Black the latest one, the latest season of
Black Marina. It was that episode of Chris so down
in it. Yes, and it wasn't funny like the I.
It wasn't funny at all.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
No, if if my brain had a capacity to five
meg it is as bad.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Well. Neuroscientists and notably notably Paul Rubert of Northwestern University,
have crunched the numbers and said the human brain's memory
capacity is approximately two point five petabytes. What is a petabyte?
One petter byte is one million gigabytes. So we're our
brains have been real expensive at JB high five.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
But is it also yes, it would be so it
would be a bushy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Hard drive, thicky, it'd be a thick, big hard drive,
a little thumb flash drive, no, no plug into the wall,
hard looking at a thousand barks, So easy our brain brain? Yeah,
so I guess my brain's full of stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
But would that be not not because I just keep
thinking about like memories and stuff I know and learn,
but it would also just be things like how to
breathe and not so.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
So, yes, that's part of the storage. But if you
were to compare it to like storing video, yeah, which
I guess is when you've got a hard drive, you're
putting videos on it, or you perhaps illegally download TV
shows which I find a current I find as I
wouldn't download a handbag.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
Yeah, you wouldn't download a car. I might download a car,
you could download a handbags.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
You wouldn't download and print out a handgun. No, No,
but people did yes when it was a New Zealand
and in turn broke the law. So a petabyte is
a million gigabytes, and a gigabyte is a thousand megabytes. Yeah, yeah,

(01:03:16):
it's a lot, right, We've got a big old capacity
for storage. If you made it into the video analogy,
you would store three million hours of TV shows. Wow,
at a good quality. Would that be all to hold
all of Netflix?

Speaker 10 (01:03:28):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
I don't how many hours of Netflix? Many gigabytes is
all of Netflix? How many hours is all of YouTube? Okay,
there isn't a single figure for the amount of data
for all of Netflix, because obviously there's different all around
the world. There's different well and rights as well, so
not all all shows. But estimates suggest it could be

(01:03:53):
around one hundred terabytes of video content and HD format.
It's a lot one hundred terabytes. So that's not even
a hit a bite, No, it's not. It's way less
in the human So we're store Netflix. However, YouTube people
are uploading approximately half a million hours of YouTube every day. Yeah,
six days, your brain would be full. And we need

(01:04:14):
to go back down to PB tech jbhih and ourselves
another hard drive to start holding up our brains worth. Wow,
there's so much crap on YouTube, so.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
Much like and there's the thing. We upload it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
We very seldom take it down. We just let it
die in there. But it stays on there like my
Harlem shake. You know that's still fine there.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Yeah. Yeah. So the brain, after a while of recording,
starts to compress like a ZIP file, and it stores
like the meaning of it. So you you remember the
idea of a movie, right, and parts of it, not
every single frame of the movie process at the time
of when you're remembering it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
There are some people, though, they have those photographic memories
that literally do remember every of their lives.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
They get filled right up. So and your brain is
editing and rewiring memory to make it, you know, take
up less space, right, which is quite amazing, And sometimes
it rewires the old memories and that's why memory changes
over time. You might think this is exactly how I
remember it, and someone's like, no, you're lying, and you're like,
I'm not lying. This is how I remember it, and
it's just how your brains compressed it installed it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
Well. Interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
So today's fact of the day is that your brain
has the ability to store around three million hours of
TV shows.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
Yeah, play ms Fletched Vaughn and Haley plays MS Fletched
one and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
So we want to know right now, what were your
awkward or embarrassing medical moments because a woman shed online
and I've heard a couple of days for my Polly
to stick over it so they get a good luck.
You can have an internal ultrasound where they get a
wand they lube it up, but like.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
That, okay, and then they go speller Amus. Yeah, and
then they go Disney Channel. That shall not pass more
of a staff than a one.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
No, they they pop it inside of you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
How big is this thing?

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
It's really long so they can get right up.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
To the service.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
You went really long and municated with your hands and
flich didn't look that impressive that size around average their
bloody smoko break. Okay, all right, that's always disappointing, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
Would you choose anyway?

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
Yeah, great length or girth.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
It's not about it's about how it's the size of the.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Ocean length, girth motion in the ocean. Okay, anyway, anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
Now, so this is normal. And then when you get them,
you're up in the styrups and then they they will
pop it in you and they have a lock in
you up on the screen, right, So it's got a
little uncomfortable, but it's fine. This woman she had online
that after applying the lubricant to the wand camera, she
was then offered by the gynecologists, would you like to
insert it yourself? Now, I'm just thinking about the you know, logistics,

(01:07:28):
the legs and you kind.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
Of some people prefer to do that themselves. Maybe, well,
you know they do PEPs me is you can do
your own now, you just go their own baby out,
did she no? Not Courtney? Yes, Courtney, which was the
one she some people do like to do it themselves.
Smack them. But she's like, oh no, I don't want

(01:07:52):
to do like this is.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
And then if you have got it, you're like, well,
the only time I ever have done this section, it's
just a completely different experience. You're doing something else. Muscle
memory might come in. You know what I mean, I
might give a.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Slight tilt up as I want to say, okay, so
this turns embarrassing for her. She's just embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Then she's like trying to navigate. Oh no, no, no,
you put it in, you know, and it's just the
whole thing. It made an embarrassing situation even more embarrassing.
But I want to know when I you had our
lovely listener an awkward moment or an embarrassing medical moment,
because you do.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Have to get into some compromising positions, yes, in front
of the medical person, don't you. And I know, like
we've tooked to our friend doctor Shawney about this. He said,
for them, they see it all. It's not a thing
you put it. They're not like, you know when you're like, oh,
I'm gonna have to show my bass or barmels and
they don't care. They've seen it all. It's just another
you know, medicate. When I was getting a prostate examined,

(01:08:52):
he was a finger deep in me and he said, you, oh,
it's the pay I listened to you every morning. It's
a great us to call it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
I know that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
I might just take nine six nine. I don't want
to say out loud. I don't want that story. I
want people picture. I mean I bent over and think, Okay, I.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
Think some people already do picture it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
He didn't as they.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Want to do it. Wait, he didn't decide to tell
you you're the guy after ready, before or after? I
don't know at what, because I mean, you wouldn't recognize
me from that angle. Yeah, I recognized the voice. Maybe
I would recognize you from your only fans. Maybe it
was when you were like, ah, I know that the day.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
When I fell off of flying for I think of
ship this before and I fell off a flying fox
and I hurt my neck and so I went into
hospital and then I was in a neck brace just
to make sure, and then I needed to pee. And
then I see to my best friend, go get the nurse.
You went and got the nurse. He was like the
hottest nurse I've ever seen in my life. And I said,
what do I do to go for a pee? And
he put a towel down to person the towerut in
front of him.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
I don't think we're going on a date, you know not?

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
So was it like one of those puppy mats that
you get when you're trying of a bathroom down with
the blue stripe down at the hospital.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, you don't steal it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
Yeah, okay on one hundred dollars at Emson number give
us school. Now you can text her in nine six
nine sex.

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
What was your embarrassing or awkward medical moment?

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
We're talking about those times and you've had an embarrassing medical.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
Yeah, medical moment because this woman was getting an internal scan.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
Women will know what I'm talking about. No further detail need.

Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
It, And the gynecologist offered for her to insert the
rod herself. It just made the interaction all a bit
weird and awkward. Oh, someone just said, I got asked
if I want to insert the one myself during a
vaginal ultrasound. This was also on the heaviest day of
my period. I just wanted to crawl under a rock.
Oh god, yeah, would you? And this is just I'm

(01:10:53):
always trying to educate myself.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Is an ally on the Pharisex, huge out ally and
I will say, big fan of the area in general.
Would you if you had a transasional ultra sound booked
and your period started, could you ring and be like,
I need a rebar it doesn't matter individual. Okay, perfect,
that's good to know.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
I just, I mean, ideally take your tampon out, do
you know what I man?

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Any Way, she said, just the very of them lost.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
Oh it's chocking, So I'll do it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
Yeah, what's your embarrassing medical moment?

Speaker 9 (01:11:34):
So I have hospitalized myself essentially, I put a makeup
sponge up.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
Who hang it started again. It might not have been
the tamp I might have just been the thought of
the vagina alone doing there.

Speaker 11 (01:11:54):
Oh you know, period six.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
Care words. It's reales sech is choking. But I'm all
for it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
I'm not taking a week off every month.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Wait, how many weeks do we even have left on it? Yeah,
but it's the whole.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
You know, there's actual purpose built sponges for this purpose.

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
You don't put a beauty blender.

Speaker 9 (01:12:18):
Yeah, yeah, no, it wasn't. It's not like a beauty blender.
It's like the you know, that's the round one sponge.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
Daddy, nor.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
Daddy sponge scrub daddy should do a sponge daddy spongee
mummy sponge mummy. Yeah, sponge on one side, scrubber on
the other.

Speaker 7 (01:12:43):
Wait.

Speaker 9 (01:12:44):
So yeah, I managed to end up in Auckland Hospital
one time at ten o'clock at night, after twelve hours
of trying to get the same.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
Extraction, did you be down?

Speaker 9 (01:12:54):
Time was even worse, so came back to Wellington.

Speaker 11 (01:12:58):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (01:13:01):
Second Swezoe, Yeah, yeah, look, honestly promise. I managed to
figure out how to get them out after that by myself,
because the second time was traumatic as I had a
nurse and the attending you know doctor whatever who's in
charge of the ear. He couldn't get it out, so
he called it guynecologist, who incidentally was a man, and

(01:13:23):
he couldn't get it out either, so he called in
back up, a female gynecologist who got it out within
about twenty seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (01:13:34):
Demanded to do a woman's Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
I want to say caller of the week. Yeah, just
because I mean that was to have that happened twice
and then to call up and to relive that on
national radio is something and have your name Zoe, Congratulations
caller of the week. It's sort of things to chemis
Weeehouse Home are the biggest brands at the lowest price
has got a chemist warehouse primes peck for you, Zoe, amazing,

(01:13:57):
thank you, well done?

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
All right, wait, didn't get a chemis warehouse the proper ones.
You know, I stop using that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
Stuff, anonymous, Good morning. Not quite as grim as that.
What was your embarrassing medical moment?

Speaker 15 (01:14:12):
Good morning. So once upon a time ago, those who
no no, I had been shaving down there and I
developed a bit of a saw. Anyway, went to the
doctors and I was like to my boyfriend, Oh, you've
got to come with me. This is you know, this
is going to be grim. We've got to get my
downstairs out. Anyway, I got on the table, partners next

(01:14:33):
to me. They launced this thing and all this stuff
comes out. My partner and asked like, ah, hey, how
was that? Tell me about it, you know. And one
of those people, well, anyway, he went as white as
a ghost and started and had a little shake after
he head of fate.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
So I was like, oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 11 (01:14:54):
Got up off the table.

Speaker 15 (01:14:55):
The doctor had left the room. Got up off the
table so completely like poobia.

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
You know, your T shirt on, nothing underneath.

Speaker 15 (01:15:04):
Turned into my partner on the ground. He's having a
little joggle. The door opens up and no, you're not.
Literally the waiting room is right outside. The entire waiting
room people, and I've got you can just imagine like
the stuff from the lantern running down my legs.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
Picture you've painted.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
I love it. Flipped so the school saying, probably not
as grim as the last one, worse worse.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
I love it, anonymous, poo, keep your texts coming in
nine six nine, eight hundred dollars at M. When did
you have an embarrassing medical moment? No shortage of texts.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
Get someone messaging and saying that when they went in
for a colonoscopy, they farted and they were mortified.

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
But you're now in the context of the calls.

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
We've had nothing to little turble do.

Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
It's fine, nothing, okay. When you were going to collegist
he was from a different country and he kept saying
touching you during the exactly catching you to touching me,
bomb bomb bob Sweet. I was gonna Georgia got it, okay,

(01:16:24):
harry On, were you gonna say sweet Vagina?

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:16:27):
I was.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
I checked out last minute and I started, and then
Georgia was on board, and then I checking out sweet
baupu up, it works.

Speaker 16 (01:16:43):
It does.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
Touching you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
I'm gonna be.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
Shout to the person that said it's not embarrassing. But
I had an MRI the other day. And then you know,
you go in and they say, what station do you want.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
To listen to?

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
Flick for Haliel's Idiom, Sure, welcome, We're in your ears
with that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
They wanted to They wanted the one noise more annoying
than any Yeah. Um. I went to A and E
for severe stomach pain. My boyfriend's friends and family, including
my family came along for moral support.

Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
What you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
A person? One person? They took an X ray that
showed my skeleton and a huge, massive tud. I was
so mortified. Not only do I have multiple people waiting
to hear what's wrong with me? The diagnosis is, my love,
you need to take a ship. Sounds like you need
some fiber in your diet.

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
I just feel like some of.

Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
These need to be really head and the classic smear.
When I was at the UNI, doctors went to get
off the table and still on the edge of the stool,
so it tipped and I fell down hard and hit
my head. Nurse panics and brings an adoptors because I'd
hit my head all while also poo bearing. Then another
nurse comes in to discuss the stool incident as it's
happened before, while I'm just sitting on the floor with

(01:18:02):
no pants being like, we've.

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
Got to really fix the stool.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
God, oh my god, I had to get circumcised as
an adult. Neurologists too tight. Neurologist was a similar age
and seemed like a really good dude. During the pre
cut exam, we started chatting and while he had my
willy in his hand, we got sidetracked and went on
a tangent. He absent mindedly was just standing there holding
me because what did you think of the third films?

(01:18:28):
I mean, our corners, you know, the Son of Arrathorne,
There's no doubt about it, and sometimes just a nice company.
Absent minded we held on to it while the entire
discourse flowed. Then when he realized, he visibly recoiled when
he came to the conclusion had been holding my member
for far longer than he needed to be amazing, Oh

(01:18:51):
my gosh. As I went for an internal exam at
the gynecologist and they have different size tools, and he said,
you're gonna have no trouble with the size, and I
was like, I don't know how I'm supposed to that
thank you for just saying it. Saying it's cabinists just
before the exam go on.

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
I had my period one time I thought I chucked
a tamp I thought I chucked a tampon and.

Speaker 4 (01:19:20):
Went to pull it out at night time. I just
couldn't find it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
I thought it must be way up. There was absolutely
reaching for it. No matter how much I pulled, it
just wouldn't come out. Pulling, pulling, palling when at the
hospital was started to be painful. It turns out I
just didn't put one and I was pulling.

Speaker 16 (01:19:33):
On my.

Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
It does feel like a sponge.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
That's a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
I'm sweating. We've had a few of the forgot ones
in and then hair and then some.

Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
Hey, when I broke my w rest, I was giving
some sedatives. The doctor was so fine. I couldn't stop
myself being inappropriate. I kept asking him if he had
a bone I could break for him. I wouldn't start,
and my poor mother sat there apologizing profusely while I

(01:20:15):
was carrying on like a horned up teenager.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
Mum sees the real sight of you. Someone just asks
there's so many people by the way messaging and saying
that it's becoming common praxit practice for the gynecologist to
ask you to insert the one yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
So it's a more common thing. But how we got
onto this topic and I'm loving it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
Yeah, I think we'll leave it there.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
Teacher at a boys school, Oh no, teacher at a
boys school flew vax, stay for staff by the college.
Doctor walk into the nurse's office, realize the rap dress
I'm wearing needs to be undone, lose control of.

Speaker 4 (01:20:56):
The material, the beout, and the whole thing falls open.

Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
To reveal my ample chest and possibly a bra more
suited for a sixy time nurse. Gars students around doctors
very professional. But I do teach his son, so she's
sort of in this red lacy. Now, trust me, every
boy that saw that remembers that, and don't wear a
wrong dress on fact day you no shirt?

Speaker 4 (01:21:24):
Oh did you tell me that was?

Speaker 8 (01:21:27):
That?

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Was TuS Hey.

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
Guys, I reckon it was the most fun to.

Speaker 4 (01:21:30):
Be the head on a show.

Speaker 8 (01:21:33):
Not not for me.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
I don't know where even where. You haven't been here long,
have you? No? I haven't No.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
You were listening and you had fun. Won't you give
us a little review?

Speaker 4 (01:21:43):
In a rating?

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
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