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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleechborn and Hayley's a little bit of pod. Welcome
to a little bit of pod, guys.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
I had a disaster that has now I feel.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Like calling your thirties a disaster is a little premature.
You're you're I mean, you're over halfway through.
Speaker 5 (00:18):
But I'm living my best life, very hard, live there.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
My best laugh. No, I had I ordered something. It
turned up.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
It was a disaster that sparked an idea, and now
I have a great and now it's turned into a
great thing.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Like it's a real roller.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Coaster because you know, like in the in perspective, putting
it in perspective, it's probably really not a disaster.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I don't know, I don't know what you.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Say it's about a bath mat, fucking okay, because you know,
some people have lost their houses and I don't know,
and it earth quake. But my struggle is my struggle
and I own it and that's what and we're all struggling.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
With it's all. Yeah, I'm sorry, didn't mean to, but
litle and.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Maybe the bath mat was the last, you know, the
final thing, and it's really it's compiled, Okay, now what
it is is you know, my parents are about to
move in with their the favorite daughter.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yep, and I feel like favorite daughter is redundant because
you are the only daughter.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Year but it's not not true.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
That's true. Ye, I'm almost reckon. You could swing for
the fences on favorite child.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I think they love us differently.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
It's a different way of putting it. You don't have
a favorite child, you love them differently?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah, yeah, for sure pop.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Out for having a favorite child.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yeah, you love them differently, like I love that one
heats and I love that one not much like if
you're an only child like Carwen, and your mom said
I love you differently, like you'd be like, what the fuk?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Yeah, I mean she definitely loves me differently to the cats,
but she yes.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
That's parents that love their kids more than their children.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Because you're her least favorite child and her favorite. It's
perfect them a dissappoint.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
You're my least favorite and you're like, mom, i'm your own.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Well that also makes you my favorite sometimes.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
That's actually quite funny.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
So my parents are moving in with their favorite daughter,
Hailey Sprow, and as part of prepping the house for
their arrival, I did all new.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Towels all bleached acid, you know, so all bleached out.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Didn't you find out what was bleaching?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Binge?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
It was my acid minge.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Yeah, no, it was the product that I use that
has a like a chemical in it on my butt pimples.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Related because of the Yeah that thing that Justin Bieber
promoted that I can never remember prove.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
So why but why don't you wear that before or
why don't you shower before you bed then?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Or because my weekly show happens on Fridays the rest
of the days. Yeah, anyway, so all new towns.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
My wife, she's got the butt pimples in the first place,
this weekly shower, watching that dirty greasy ass.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
So anyway, new sheets, no, no, new towels, and I
bought them and I ordered like all the same and
then I have to get a different color one, a
complimentary one.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
For my dad, so he knows which towel is his
get confused, and then oh my.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
God, that's a great idea. Yeah, so crazy diferent color towels.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, Craig is his own color.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
And then I was like, well now that now my
bath mat doesn't match, so buy a new bath mat.
This thing turns up and I would say it is
like two meters.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Long, well, like a table runner. It looks like a
Christmas I.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Wish I put it up. It's in the car so
like it's literally like one and a half meters long,
probably like it's so wide. And then I put it
in front of my shower, which is wide the shower.
But I was like, that looks stupid.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
And then when you're hanging up on the bloody just
looks dumb. And I was like, man, I ordered these
towns months ago, so I've missed the return. They're just
been sitting in a box waiting. And then I was
like the lining hang. And then I was like, this
is not a loss.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
This is a game double towels.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
I'm dropping this off to a seam stress and I'm
turning it into two tower mats. Now I've got two
bath mats.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Are you always going to see where it's been come over? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Because it's got a little edge, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I'm so I'm part of my border. It has a
stitched border, thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Around the perimeter.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Actually, we used to work in a radio session called
the Perimeter. To'm so sorry. That was our present radio session.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, the perimeter on the perimeter, so yeah, I will,
but I'm I'm that's why I take it to a
seam stress and not doing it myself. But now I've
got two bath mans.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
No, this is great having two bath mats.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I know, I only had one. I only bought one. Yeah,
oh my god, this is I'm literally.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
How do you exist the longest bath mate in the world?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Did they know on the image online? I just looked
at it and I was like, love, the green goes
with the green in my bathroom, in the green that's
in the towels and Dad's green tower. Yeah, that's the one.
And it turns up it's just most the longest bath
mat I've ever seen in my life. It was so stupid,
but now it's not right in half. I'm getting a professional.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
It's a great idea and the crisis now has turned
into a fortunate event.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
So I will say, like, that's the bath mat, and
that's how I saw it online and they have called
it a bath runner, so.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Because it would go next to our bar. Oh that's
a good idea.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
But you know what I mean, the color was right on,
so I saw it as bath and I went, yeah,
but it's truly.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah right, she being a right for alf is put
it you could put it in my quantus points number
for that it.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Is, No, I didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
I'm sorry, try to get more points. She as a
someone who travels transitancement, so regally would have a quantus club.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Anything with this point, you're a whof a point of points,
air points.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I go corny point vs. I'll go guitar point. Just
kind of points on all the points.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Points, true rewards, yeah you know those are linked to
my is it the everyday rewards?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
That's my ear points?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Oh god, the ear points. Anyways, all the points. But
the point of this podcast is to let you know
that I started with one long bath runner, and now
I have two perfect shower Mans.