Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - October 6th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
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Speaker 2 (00:55):
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Speaker 3 (01:03):
List has since the first time.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Since the first time, Okay, Catherine Ryan's released the types
of sex people should be having and I said only three, lazy,
I'll double that sex types of sex. Okay, people should
be having nixt on the show. We can start the
show something Dear to your Heart. Haley shops, op shops
and Australian Options.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
My charity work is that what you call it? Op shopping?
Charity work money goes. I'm just doing my bit. I'm
just out here. Not all of them are charity shops.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
So all of them, like those really expensive ones in
Wellington and Auckland, okay road, some of those are charity
that way.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
But most of them, a lot of them are.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Next So Australian op Shop has put in a new
rule and it's upset people. It's upset the thrifters.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Play z Ins, Fleaboard and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
I hit four op shops on oh I can't be
bought day it was and just I just even like looking.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
I don't even think on that day I actually bought anything.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Well, this is where it would have cost you. You
went into four shops, Yeah, that would have cost you
twenty bucks. She didn't buy anything, No, exactly.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Well, what what's going on?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
There is an shop in Australia. It's it's in a
tiny tourist town, like one of those stomp off towns
north of Adelaide, tiny touristtown, middle of nowhere. They are
changing five dollars just to enter the store to have
a look around, and it does say entry five dollars
refundable on purchase.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Oh like a wine tasting regular customer is free. So
if you're a local, it's fine. I'd be a regular. No,
you wouldn't be a regular each day for a little
nosy have a little look around regular.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
It pomped up on a like a Facebook op shop
page in Australia and people just went all in on
the comments.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
I mean, I get it.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
If it's a charity shop then they've got to try
to make as much money for the charity as possible.
And if they're in a tiny town and they're not
selling a lot, then that's one way to do it.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Well that so the owner of the store has heaped
back and said that a lot. Because it's a tourist town,
they get a lot of theft and a lot of
people moving stuff around. Everything's nicely curated, and it sounds
like they shouldn't be running a store. It sounds like
they don't like customers they touching our things. They said

(03:29):
that basically a lot of people come in to kill time.
Maybe they're on a tour or there is simply no
finer way to kill a kill time than a shop.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
You're doing you're not looking for anything, so little brown.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
But would you pay five dollars to do that? Yeah?
I probably was, but I guess charitable heart. Do you
know what I've just learned?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
What's that about op shops and knickknacks and stuff on marketplace? Yeah,
I've been putting photos of people but I don't know
what this is?

Speaker 3 (03:57):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (03:57):
And like it is for sale off of something on
Facebook Marketplace. I saw this one and I was like,
what is it? It looked like an old drug thing.
But anyway, I put the photos of it into chat
GP ten I'm like, what is this and it's like
it's a nineteen This one was a nineteen o five
butter dish and it was a drug thing.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
It looked like a drug.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Thing because it had like a little spoon thing in
the side. Oh okay, I see a little spoon. I
assumed drugs. Yeah, tiny little spoon, but it was like
a spreader to scrape the butter off the block and
like put it on whatever you're putting it on.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Oh, I supposed one of forty dollars for it.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
It was estimated worth and ones that it was similar
to It had recently sold for two hundred and something dolls.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
And that's the thing. It'll tell you, like, it'll find okay,
it's really good.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
That's an interesting way to make money, to go to
op shops and be like what's this and take a
photo chap ten.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
It's like that's this, that and the other end. If
you can get any like.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Symbols or anything like logos, the logos are okay. So
basically what you're doing is you're finding a way around
on Antiques Roadshow.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
We don't find a way around anti.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
I'm not going to get my heart broken when I
turn up on antics roadshow with my thing and I think,
I think this is for a mountain of cocaine.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Look at the tiny spirits.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
But you think you just find an old coin or
a note, because some of those are worth so much money.
Oh god, yeah, And it used to be that only
a few people knew how much that stuff was worth,
and then they could they could you know, cut you
out as well, and then they could be like, oh,
that's where the hundred dollars and then sell it.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
You know, I might be for one hundred thousand. Great
use of chat. Yeah, that's really everything.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
But then also, how how many photos in a knopshot
would you take and it would just come back and
be like, that's absolute.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
That's heaps, heaps, like the most of that. I think
in these days it's hard to find a like golden
fine shot.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Because cruising you Reckon it would identify half the golliwogs
and those small New Zealand towns.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
This problematics.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Guarantee you within five meters there's an old woman who's
going to defend it and say it's actually a racist
not to have a golliwog.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
We were we and there were like three in one store.
Oh god, there's so many. Do you see them all
the time? You're like, hang, I Reckon does have the
golliwog imergy?

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:20):
I think yep. Fledgeborn and Hailey from.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
The unmoderated comments section, this is the top six.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
It's not players. Catherine Ryan what's that players.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Katherine Ryan, comedian, has said she has three kinds of
sex and it's keeping her relationship fruitful despite being so busy.
She's got children, she's doing like she's a very very
busy comedian and you know, everything life throws at them.
The three types of sex that they're they're still having

(07:00):
scheduled sex yeap. Not the most exciting, she says, but
necessary when life gets busy. Spontaneous sex, the unplayed heat
of the moment, kind that keeps things feeling fresh and passionate.
And a quirkie, she said, short, no fuss encounters that
remind couples that was good fun, good fun. Yeah, nothing,
not too much around it other than just wam bam,
thank you meam.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
That probably sums up most people still, isn't it really?
I think so? That's probably You've got.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Six different ones, six different sex you should be having
Number six on the list missionary as God intended, Yes, okay,
named after named after his soldiers, the missionary pause. Number
five on the list of the top types of sex
you should be having missionary with some kissing, I don't
know too much, okay, some praise a little bit kiss

(07:51):
free for praise mouth free.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
For praise good. That's good numbers number four and the
last of the top sex types of sex.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
You should be having missionary under the covers oh lovely?

Speaker 3 (08:01):
No, yeah, warm.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
And went to a little too hot in the summer.
But you've also got to know hide the shame of
the naked. That's not for everybody to Number three on
the list of the top six types of sex. You
should be having missionary on the weekend, but not Sunday. Okay, Saturday,
that's a Saturday. Okay, yeah, you can get that. Get
that one on a Saturday. Doesn't it's a different Saturday.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
No rush unless you're off to the markets.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Oh yeah, morning missionary before the markets. Yeah, pre market missionary.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
You have got to get that fresh produce early. You
do got to get that breast. Okay, So after the
markets then you're going to be in rush. What are
you going to go?

Speaker 3 (08:42):
A little donut? I might have a donut or hit
the food truck.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Fresh and squeeze juice, Yeah, fresh, squeeze juice and coffee.
Number two on the list of the top six types
of sex.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
You should be having missionary and a hotel bed okay, different, okay, I.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Didn't realize you were so kinky.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
I am as I want to do.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
A Wow, it's outrageous. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
And number one on the list of the top six
sides of six you should be having a Number one
is reverse Cowgirl.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Oh wow, that's expect change up for the books. Wow, okay,
I mean the view on it. It's got something everybody.
You could read a book up there if you want it. Oh,
you don't know what I'm doing. You can see my back.
What's going on around here? I'm on Instagram. You go,

(09:30):
his arms in front of you. I'll just send the
time my life too. You're all right?

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Play Fletchforn and Hayley.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
So there is a priest, father Alberto Ravarani, Italian. He's
thirty two years old Italian priest from Milan, and he's
been turned He's been told off by the church, reprimanded
by church authorities for his online presence because he's like
hashtag games bro.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Well, he's an influencer. He's an influencer. He's got two
hundred and seventy.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Six thousand followers on Instagram, so a quarter of a million,
and promotes SUPs like vitamins, like workout supplements. Okay, he says,
we have to be saintly, but we also have to
be healthy.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Praying is not enough, right, and he's got told off?

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Is it because he's praying is not enough as a
big thing that they wouldn't like.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Praying is not enough. You need to be saintly but
also healthy. No, he's been told off because he received
sponsorship from a supplements company.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
This and they're not he's not cutting in the church,
is he. Yeah, that's why they want to just want
to slice the action.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Yeah, but he did say he was going to use
the proceeds of this hashtag collab to four partial activities,
and he said he's not trying to be Superman or
Jesus Christ, but he values fitness for his mission. Bakers,
Is he jack flexing his muscles?

Speaker 3 (10:55):
He's not like a He's not a hay sprout ten.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
He's not a Hailey sprouten. Okay, he's handsome, he's got
nice muscles. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, but he's not like
roidy jacked.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
I was expecting Henry Cavill to be honest. Yeah, no, No,
he's a slim jack. Oh my god, Henry Cavill, is
it sorry that church just trig good board. Since you're awakening,
you to adjust yourself.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
So yeah, some time he's they've been told off because
they were late. No, his behavior shows worldly corruption the
church has seen.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Wow, as someone who has raised I'm allowed to say this.
They've got bigger problems. Yeah, there's significantly larger issues for
the Catholic Church to deal with. If a young priest is,
you know, doing the right thing and being hot and
drawing in a new crowd, surely that's not as bad
as say, you know, historic Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
So he's said as well, like he's trying to connect
with young people and bring them into the church. And
the young people love the supspra and the game.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Well, they probably love the discount codes. Who doesn't like
percent off your proteg Oh my god, Jesus ten. Yeah,
you know, Jesus ten for percent off your of your pros.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
And they were saying the Vatican, you know, the Vatican
thanks to Pope Francis that they've been kind of into
the social media, but more progressive, a little bit more progressive,
a little bit more sort of youth press. The new
Pope's not done much, Leo, what's either?

Speaker 2 (12:29):
It was opening the flat isn't going to live in
a flat situation.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
I think he was going to live in a flat. Yeah,
and it gave the gay big gay. What what I
just said? Nudge, nudge? I think that was kind. Yeah,
you streamed from the rooftop. You went with nudge and
I went.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Go play z MS Fletchborn and Haley play z MS
Fletchborn and Hailey.

Speaker 6 (13:00):
It is so silly, silly, silly that sip silly.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Dupo Today's silly little pole. How many jobs do you have,
Hailey Sprowl, you have about eighteen? Well, I guess yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
If you both brought them down into individual gigs, you'd
be like, oh, but you could just say I do
radio and comedy would be kidding.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
But yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
This is because it was research saying one third of
Kiwi workers have more than one job.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
I have lots of friends that have multiple jobs, right,
A biggie and a smaller usually yeah, we're a side hustle.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Yeah, or a couple of side hustles.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah for sure, yep, well yeah, one third
of New Zealanders we asked how many jobs you have?

Speaker 3 (13:50):
The options were zero, one, two, three or more. Okay,
seventy six percent of people have which just one job.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Okay, great, thirteen percent had two jobs, six percent have
three or more jobs, and five percent have zero jobs.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
Well maybe they could also be like UNI students who
aren't working.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Or powerball winners.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Wait, I don't think we've got five percent of people
responded to have won the power We didn't win because
I myself a nice little hobby job.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
What would be your hobby job of choice?

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Something lawns or would ground scamper of a golf course
like I fight school or golf course, repairing wooden goods, Yeah,
cutting down trees, larding fires, sanding things. Yeah, yeah, but
apart I'm not against the Polish yeah yeah, yeah, Okay.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
I'm describing my dream life over there. Yeah, get out
of my head. Mine would be floral arrangements.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah, because if money was no obe, you can get
whatever flowers you want. Take bird paradise, yeah, out of
seasoned sunflower.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Yeah. Okay, Now are we if we do speaking of powerball?
Are we? If we all getting technical? We're giving each
other a million? Eight fifteen? Yeah, we didn't win at
the weekend either. Unbelievable A believable sure.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Of that, Yeah, I think it's what we're doing where
you're like, I'm definitely winning this time, but you just
know in your heart.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, you're like, it's coming, it's coming.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Well, if you don't believe in yourself, and I think
a lot of God is going to No.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Exactly the power positive thinking, that's the secret to the universe.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Some responses, and But said, I live in America and
I got to hustle to power of my flight training debt.
So yeah, I'm working multi Oh wow, it's expensive to
become a pilot, isn't it. Yeah, I'm so expensive. Oh yeah,
how expensive? Dan says, I have one job, but spirit spiritually,
I have zero jobs.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
So take care. He's physically present, but his heart isn't
in it. Dan.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
I hope for your set you find something you can
really put your heart into and then you never have
to work it.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
No, no, no, find a job you love. You lean up
hating it. That's the other way of looking at it,
hating the thing he once loved.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
I voted for zero in a very privileged position where
I can volunteer forty hour was a week.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
That's my full time job. They won the power won,
Bret Brett. That's what we'll call them.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Currently unemployed in traveling Europe for four months, but soon
I will have to go back to one job, said Jessie.
I have a friend that's been in Europe for like months,
and I'm just like.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
How did you afford that? Even if you even if
you were staying in like hostels or that you were
sharing airbnbs. It's so expensive. It's so crazy. We're there
two weeks and you're like, get me home. I didn't
even go and it was expensive. Yeah, you just looked
at a mat. I looked.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
I was just like, whoa on the hemorrhage in cash?

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Acious says zero.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Baby, unless you count full time parenting, then it's a
million jobs. But essentially I'm a kept woman, okay, Rebecca said,
technically none as even though I do full time hours
that don't get paid. Parentheses nursing student in power than
your service, current and future. Yeah, I love our nurses,
clear said I couldn't physically add another. I already work

(17:02):
between seventy and eighty hours a week. Jesus, no, thanks,
I have a line down mate, that's ridiculous. No time
shout out case, he said. I work as a nurse manager.
I also have an emergency rin job on the floor
when emergency department is short, and I work for the
police taking bloods on a casual basis.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Wow, that'll be on the boozers, thank you. But imagine
sticking a needle in a get it, get it in
an arm can't get armed.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Rochelle said, A real job to pay the mortgage in
a sighte hustle that employees family and has the perks
of phone, internet, fuel, parking, etctera.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, somebody on the hustle got made redundant from a
graphic design job at the end of last year, so
now I have to bearist the jobs to afford our mortgage.
Upside has Hailey visited the pie shop I work at
a couple of weeks back, and I tried my best
to play at cool is this Pioneer Pies on a
highway in Albany.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
How many pies do you hurt? How many pie shops
do you hurt? I will get around. I absolutely slut around,
for it makes you be hard to narrow down which
pie shop it was. Yeah, it will be.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
The Pioneer pits really good with the you know, the
sort of slow cooked before Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Okay, Natalie said, I said two, but technically I have three.
They're all in the same field of nursing. But it
gives a nice bit of variety. Nice and live, said
teacher Ade during the day and pilarates instructed by evening.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Oh me, thank you for your service.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
Thank you for your service on all accounts, on all
fronts there.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Well today for still a little pole, we asked how
many jobs you have, and seventy six percent of you
have one job z ms Flinched, Vawn and Halle.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
There's been a study that has been published in the
Social Psychological and Personality Science Journal.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
I read that daily. That's from the University of Toronto. Yeah,
that's my go to MANX.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
What's your second after you read the Socialchology Personal Personality Science.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Mine would be the Professional Journal of Economics and Financeual
little receipt.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Minds Woman's Weekly or day wh Yeah, yeah, you're right,
mine's Woman's monthly. You just read a woman every week
Jesus yea, yeah, yeah, once a month.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Tho.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
You've gotta be careful as well. You're going to be
very careful.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
What So, in this study, they wanted to have a
look at whether or not people in relationships are happier
than people that are single. They followed three thousand, one
hundred people. Okay, I don't know why we he did
the additional one hundred.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Do you know what I mean? At the three thousand mark,
I reckon, we've.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Got enough and make it even three thousand. They thought
they could get to three and a half thousand. But
that's a that's a big sample size.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
But example size because usually a lot of studies, it's
like in the hundreds three thousand, using advanced methods to
control for bias, using a thing called a prospect apropriate.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Propensity score, waiting our system. Like I said, I read
this daily, use this word a lot.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
So the findings, basically it was all survey based on
but you know how they relate to the world and
their happiness based on you know a number of factors.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Their findings.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
People in relationships just are a bit happier than singles.
Let's discuss so less discuss now, Entering and staying in
a relationship led to large increases in sexual satisfaction. So
I mean, I understand that because when you know someone better,

(20:39):
the sex is better because you know each other better
and you get you get attuned to what they enjoy
rather than a one night stand. But also I would
say the number of you know, the frequency, the longer
you go on, it's a heavy decline heavy.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
And then that could cause unhappiness. You're unhappy.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
You're telling me there's a goldilock sign. I know, the
body not bored with it. It's called the honeymoon period.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Honeymoon still super attracted to each other and not fighting
over you know the sounds they make. Ye, reduced loneliness
and I mean that's obvious, slight increase in overall life satisfaction.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
And this was felt strongest for men.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Oh wow, okay, so what men like to being in
relationships more than women?

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Yes, men or men get to feel a bigger increase
in the in their quality of life, which is shocking
to no one. It's probably attaching yourself onto a woman
will will improve the quality of your life.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
We make the world better.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Probably because they're doing everything for you too, the big
man baby.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Isn't that the thing when they say, like part of
why sometimes women die?

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Oh no, you did a study the other day that
women live longer.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
But wasn't something like women are less satisfied because they
have to single.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Women live longer than women they get married. The woman
that ever get married to a man, you live longer
than women that get married to me. And because their
life force is drained by men, you are literally draining
the life from us.

Speaker 7 (22:11):
Play z ms fleshed one and Haley.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
We're talking about a behavior that I do all the time. Producers,
I know that you guys do this. It's a classic
girl move. We've been called out for storing stuff in
our bar and our bras, between our boobies.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
And our butts. We've been called out because we're instare
our stuff in our butts.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
I don't know if you know that chicks like to
store stuff in their butts. No, in our brash. The
one thing that a lot of people are calling it
as cards like f postcards.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
And then you're handing it over and kind of like
using tale as old as time.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Oh my god, have you guys ever girls ever put
an F passcard and your boobs and then the numbers.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Of being left there.

Speaker 6 (22:52):
I I carry my keys in my bra most days
because I'm not a handbag girl and I barely have pocket.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Yes, you got a bad girl. No, I actually just
realized you're not a handbag girl.

Speaker 7 (23:04):
A handbaged girl in our friendship.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Yes, you're a little backpack girl.

Speaker 6 (23:07):
I'm a backpack girl, but no, so I'll carry my
keys all the time with my bra and I've got
one of those like thick safety keys, you know, like
and that leaves like I get to lines constantly, but
you just get used to the pain of it.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
I definitely do you because I don't do big things.
But I do cards all the time, like if post cards.

Speaker 8 (23:30):
Nah, I don't really do this to be honest.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Oh really, because you're a handbag girl.

Speaker 8 (23:33):
I'm a handbag girl for fashion and for function.

Speaker 6 (23:36):
Yeah, I do my phone all the time in their
turb same but I have that's a rarey when you
like pull.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
It out and it's colored and sweet, that's real GB.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
So they're saying, so this was called out because someone
was noticing. On cruise ships, you get cruise cards like
drink cards.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Right, So we're out and about on the cruise ship.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
I don't want my handbag there, so I've just been
pulling and I'm handing it to the bar tender to
stamp or whatever, and people are saying it's really unhygienica
mangeing and people are like, this is my second pocket.

Speaker 6 (24:06):
Yeah, I mean I just don't even think about it
because it's not like it's going in me or something
totally like there's no grimness of like I'm not licking
it after he's touched it.

Speaker 7 (24:16):
It's just it's just the side of my ma.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Have they ever made a bra that has like a
card slip or a or a coin.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
I think some sports brass ye running running what a
great idea.

Speaker 7 (24:29):
And even da bra definitely doesn't.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Side. I mean it would obviously that you would affect
the shape.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Yeah, you do, depending on what you're wearing. If you're
wearing something tight, you're going to see lumpy keys and
credit cards.

Speaker 6 (24:42):
Yeah. I mean whenever I do my phone, I always
slide it sideways across, and if I made a bar
or something, I'll pull it out and I notice people
being like, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Yeah, I've never I thought it was a great a
great waiter. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
We're also calling out fashion brands for not giving us
enough damn pockets exactly. Oh my god, I hate that,
and then my dreams no pockets.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
I am pocketless today.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Yeah, so yeah, if I didn't want to carry my
bag around.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
I was popping out somewhere.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
I would slip my phone down my top or my
card or something, and they're saying un hygienic, fanky behavior.

Speaker 7 (25:15):
Sometimes I just set a cup in there and drink
like that.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
It's oh my god. I love doing that. It's just
they are they are fun.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah play z it ms Fletchborn. She won the weekend,
didn't she? Box office wires in America number one?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Absolutely? Like, I'm so glad that like lived up to
the hype, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (25:39):
Like everyone was so excited for it, and now everyone
is still excited for it.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Well, on Friday, when the album came out, it took
just eleven hours for Taylor Swift's Life of a Showgirl
to break streaming records on Spotify. Mm hmmm, the most
streamed in a single day, in just eleven hours.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Producer, girlies, you were so excited for this, and I
think the whole office was.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Actually there was a real like vibe in the in
the yeah place.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
You guys really missed out on some fun, Like there
were photo shoots going on, there were dance parties.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
He missed out. I know, I saw, I say you guys,
looks cute. You look cute.

Speaker 6 (26:16):
We had a full bathtub shoot and uh, you know,
leave your imagination where that goes.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Yeah, yeah, it was fun stuff. Don't worry. You don't
need to encourage that. What do you think? What? How
was it? Five PM drops?

Speaker 7 (26:29):
Oh my goodness, it was just so exciting.

Speaker 6 (26:31):
The first song, The Fate of Failure, is just the
perfect opening single for this album.

Speaker 7 (26:37):
It is so fun.

Speaker 6 (26:39):
My personal favor we're playing after eight am this morning
is Wood. Haley Haley Taylor is she's feeling.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
We do get confused for each other. Yeah, nineteen nine
and we are eighty nine babies.

Speaker 7 (26:52):
Yeah, she's listen.

Speaker 6 (26:53):
Let's just say Taylor's quite horny at the moment, and
it's it's fun.

Speaker 7 (26:57):
She says.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Wood.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
She doesn't mean remove, she's she's talking about superstitions, but
she's also talking about something.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Good.

Speaker 7 (27:06):
Stuff.

Speaker 8 (27:06):
You're gonna like this one, Haile, I reckon?

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:09):
I like that Fate of Ophelia one. I think that
was good. That was my first time hearing it when
we played it earlier in the show. This is good.

Speaker 6 (27:16):
Shake it off, Oplit Open lighte would be the most
shaken off one. I would say, what's it called, opolite?

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Opolite Opolite? Yeah, I gave it a top to tawel
listen through. It went quick.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Yes, it's a quick album.

Speaker 6 (27:34):
Twelve songs. We went and saw the movie screening yesterday.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
It look so you know.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
How we talked about that there were only three of
us in the cinema. We ended up being maybe like nine.
But guys, they let us down.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
No one was dancing.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
I think we were a little bit annoying because we
were like in our seats, like having a little book.

Speaker 8 (27:52):
Like quietly singing along.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
But like the only other person dancing in the room
was like maybe five year old, and she kept getting shushed.

Speaker 7 (28:02):
I was like, no, she's the only one having fun.

Speaker 8 (28:03):
I was trying to make eye contact with her, like yeah,
get it.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
This is like the time I went to the Mowana
sing along and sing along. What have you all come on?
What's the point? What is the point? I mean on
a DVD and then to watch it at home.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
Like I understand it's midday on a Sunday, but like
Taylor put this on so that we could dance along,
and America people were making like dance circles down the
front bit. You know how there's always like quite a
player zone. People were making like little cult circles almost what.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Early reviews saying like not that I mean not that
music critics stand for LAS, you know what I mean.
I mean I think that it's very positive, but there's
also obviously the negatives.

Speaker 8 (28:38):
People are like, where are the lyricism babes. She's just happy.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
She doesn't need to write poetry and internalize her thoughts.
She's just happy and plain and simple.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
I always prefer my artist to be miserable and single
and get the how good are depressed?

Speaker 2 (28:52):
A doubt is not going to give me a shake
it off?

Speaker 3 (28:56):
No, she's not.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Looking online. I mean like a lot of like positive feedback.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
And also yeah, I mean who cares? So she doesn't care.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
She's rolling in the cash. That's yeah, And we're real excited.

Speaker 6 (29:09):
Fate of Apphelia music video comes out in I think
four hours now, four five hours, and we saw that
yesterday and she showed the full making of it, and
I will say it's one of my favorite music videos
she's ever done.

Speaker 7 (29:19):
It's so beautifully shot, it's fun.

Speaker 6 (29:22):
She shows her whole thought process of how she came
up with it how they choreographed it, and there's lots
of familiar faces.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
I like the one where she's a high school student
and Taylor Lautner's there and they kiss.

Speaker 7 (29:34):
I think you're thinking of Valentine's Day the movie.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Yeah, I am plays ITAMS Fletchborn and Hailey plays it.

Speaker 6 (29:41):
MS.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Okay, some research out of Finland. I say, Finland, Finland.
I really had the land Finland. Yeah, Finland, I think
the country with the highest.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Saunas, don't they Like everyone has corner in their house.
I'd love a sauna in my house. Sona in your house? Oh,
that would be so nice. There's a little box one.
How how much would the power will be? Like you
have a spar pall? Isn't that bad enough?

Speaker 4 (30:06):
It has everyone's like sparkles inexpensive to run. My power
bill is shocking each month and I live by myself.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Yeah, Like how anyway, So I mean a swaun it
would surely be double. It's actually really hard being a
spa owner. I guess what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
I changed power companies and I got a free weekend
of power at the weekend this guy was living, don't
know about those light skills weekend.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Yeah, spar was like all your appliances.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
I don't know spar with my appliances that will kill you.
I heard that thing that the oven can do where
it cleans itself by going super and over hot. Because
that must be a real drain on the old power's crank.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
I think it's called paralytic or something, but I just
ye crazy with power of the weekend. I should have
come over.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
I should have run an extinction card from your place
to my place for the spar.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Yeah, I should have.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
You should Yeah, although I think buying that extinction cord and.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Now we get it back in the end. Yeah, long
man running up State High was sixteen. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Well, So this research out of Finland looked into couples
and the rates of separation, and it found that lesbian
couples who marry or enter registered partnerships in Finland were
more likely to divorce in their gay or heterosexual counterparts. Okay, that,
and that took into account whether or not they lived

(31:23):
together beforehand, or how long they lived together, or if
they had kids.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
It was lesbians with the highest rate of separation. Yeah
is it? Because well, do you know why? It's Apparently
they don't live together long enough. We always joke, isn't
there there's a you famous you haul joke about lesbians? Right?
Does a lesbian take on a second date? Are you haul?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Because they're moving in and that is basically what they
found out, is that they don't live together long enough
for them to work out that they actually like each other.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
You don't know enough about each other. You don't like date,
you just go straight And I'm so in love with you.
I mean, women are intoxicating, and so when you put
two of them together, I get it. I see how
they get carried it as.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Someone who has definitely fallen hit over heels for a
woman before. Yeah, yeah, one, I'll throw it all away
for you. Which one say? Which one? One? Three?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Two?

Speaker 3 (32:13):
One?

Speaker 9 (32:14):
Lydia Literally, Lydia's already got a song. Have you seen Lydia,
Lydia the lady. You're just assuming she's got too.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Lydia the Lady are freaking bad. Oh. Remember he was obsessed.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Remember Jesse Pluman's character was obsessed with that Lydia lady
and he had the song on.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
The ring Turn.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Not remember the Ring turn at all as a ring
turn for a while, but you know, like they move fast,
they do, and then their price is paid. They realize
that they're intolerable.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
I've done a bit of a Google.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Okay, well, actually I have used chept yep to ask,
and I asked, do lesbian partnerships open their marriage as
much as gay as their gay?

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Counter is? This is Oh my god. Wait, there's a
cop outside.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
There's two cops?

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Are they there? Wave at them?

Speaker 2 (33:12):
He just nodded, Oh he's bad, cop, he's bad.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Does that mean the prime ministers in the building. It
probably means the prime ministers, and probably that's less exciting.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
A classic study cited by a relationship site claims that
sixty five percent of American gay men were in some
form of non monogamous relationship.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Remember sixty five is when she's pregnant and lying on
her side. I thought it was a wheelchair.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Ah, yeah, that makes sense anyway, versus twenty three percent
of lesbian woman opening the relationship, so double double the
amount of gay relationships. Sort of have a non monogamous agree?
That was my question because a lot of gay couples
are quite open, yes, very much, whereas I didn't know
if the lesbians were like that probably I don't know.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Yeah, I feel like there's so much more committed for
a shorter, stronger and two women.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
The jealousy you know what I mean? Yeah, with the
open relationship situation and I.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Both like start meanstreating at the same time. Who's going
to back down in an argument? Because that's our job.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
It's war. It is a.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Literal plays ms fletchphone and just before we get into it,
can I say I alphabetize the spice draw at the weekend?

Speaker 3 (34:29):
I do that.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
We that come from all the course of that song.
We're talking about sexy behaviors over the weekend. Alphabetizing the spicetraw.
I wanted to do it forever, beautiful. I know that's
the next step I'm going to do in a team
or order of a thousand little jars.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
You don't need a thousand high I you don't need
a thousand There are probably not a thousand spices.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
You can get hands off.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Imagine having a thousand spices, but when it's alphabetized. Last
night I was making a delicious shepherd's pie with colin
steamed cauliflower into a potato with a parmesan crust.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
It'll be on my blog later. Wow, it's your blog
called Great Auntie's Recipes.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Okay, And I tell a long winded bullshit story at
the start about how it's an old family RICI but
even though I just got checked to make it for it,
and when I was making it, I was just opened
the spicer and I was standing at the stuff cooking
and a time for this, but.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
It was all in alphabetical order. Welcome to the good life.
But it's so thank you. It's great to be here. Now.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
I only use chili flakes, so I just need to
see see chili flakes.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
We're about human coriander, no paprika prepka sometimes and then
smoked or ground preparing smoked.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
Smoked is the bit of why would you go just
as normal if it smoked?

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Yeah, if you just joined us, I organized my we
were I've got a photo.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
I reckon we should put it on the No.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
I don't know if we will be angry that it's
a Mexic bottles and jars jars boxes.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
It's got to beat all the same. Okay, I'm going
to do an order right now. God, that really put
an end to the sixty chair we were having off here. Anyway,
I want to know right there is you I am, but.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Under this desk right now, right anyway, So we want
to know right now, what is your single girl behavior
or your single guy behavior? Okay, the things that you
do because you get to live a sweet single life.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Late. Let walk around the house naked, walk around the
house naked. I mean you can do that with a
partner too, but not in a flat no. But it's yeah,
it's not. It's not the same.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
It's here's some examples that were acquired by Cosmopolitan magazine.
I walk around the house with no bra on and
a T shirt and tuck the tea under my titties
when I'm hot. Now, this is a classic producer, Shannon,
you're a big fan of the of the teddy.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Tuck t shirt. This is going to get her more
trunk driver followers on Instagram. Time she talks about this,
she gets followers. Yeah, I mean, yeah.

Speaker 8 (36:58):
Don't we all do it?

Speaker 3 (37:01):
I do so many things if I had them.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Yeah, but it's because when they when they're hot, when
you're hot, and they hang they get sweet out.

Speaker 6 (37:10):
Of this.

Speaker 7 (37:12):
Fresh out of the shower.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Let me just say, have worn head boobs. He wouldn't
have organized a spiceter in alphabetical.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
I recite one of the monologues you did. Why did
you drop out of Yale?

Speaker 3 (37:25):
From Gilmore Girls Out Loud?

Speaker 4 (37:27):
Okay, famous thing and p with the door open, dry
myself out of the shower by sitting in the front
of a fan with my legs spread out.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
And you wouldn't do that if you had a boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Yeah, I just I'm going to say, speaking on behalf
of men, we would like that. I can see why now.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
You so I want to know, No, it's not I
want to know right now.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
What is your single girl behavior the stuff that you
do at your house or around in your life because
you're a single girl and your lover.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
And maybe you notice this after you became single, Yeah,
you noticed.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Maybe could we take calls as well from people that
are in relationships and miss doing something?

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (38:08):
What is your favorite single girl behavior, single girl behavior
or single guy behavior that you do because you're alone?

Speaker 3 (38:15):
And this laugh is yours, Shalley, what's yours?

Speaker 10 (38:19):
It's got to be girl dinner?

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sick.

Speaker 10 (38:23):
Of cooking a family sized meal every night.

Speaker 6 (38:26):
Whenever it was just me by myself, it would just
be like two eggs in a pan.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
My mom who's been married to my dad for thirty
six years, she does girl dinner when he's away, and
it'll be like peaches on corn flags or something, you know,
And she's like, because I don't care, some fruit in
a in a nutbar.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
No.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
Yeah, I'm saying I'm like an egg and an apple,
like a full like tie curry.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Yeah, yeah, brilliant, Shalli, thank you.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Some messages in people who are missing something said slepping,
sleepping in a full diagonal position.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Single girl, I'm still tucked on the side. It takes
a while to break the old tuck on the side. No,
I like a starfish, common stuffish.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
I don't shave my legs, haven't for months. Are you
thinking of shoving them for summer? Or is this just
you now?

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Because I don't mind a hear you leg on a check.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
It would be weird if that was a deal breaking
for a guy, like we're we're a bit.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
I think if a guy said to me, if I
decided to let my leg here grow out, and he
said to me, can you shave your legs, I'd be like, sure,
but you have to shave your entire body as well.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
And can keep up with that and see how much fun.
If you want me to be a slippery eel, you're
gonna be a slippery iel.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
My single girl behavior is letting my dog have his
own side of the bed and he loves it technically
dog husband, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
That's like me with my cat.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
I'll say, with a lot of ticks in here, vouching
for the farts, just bloody letting them out. And someone said,
married for twelve years and my husband hated when I
passed when in front of him.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
So I always said, like, please don't do that. What
a grap No single never hold him?

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Man?

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Oh yes, that's on the first date. You've got to
let rap just I'm a farder by the way, deal
with that. Keep your tickets coming in nine six nine sex.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
What is your favorite single girl behavior? What is your
favorite single goal behavior whether or not you are currently single,
like our woman who's complete stopped shaving your legs or
our woman who is farting up a storm around her
house as she has wont to do.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Or you're you're in a relationship now, but you miss
something like buildings. Somebody said, I miss eating in bed.
I just cannot eat in bed neither I like even
I guess I like it sometimes.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Really, I'm only just getting used to eating at the couch.
I'm not used to a soft seed.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
No, I'm a table boy. I can't eat at the
couch either a smart or table. Cannot do the couch.
Oh you are break I kind of did the breakfast
bar because the stills are too high.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
And oh no, you need to get Yeah, I sit
at a table.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Can't be bet and I like pushing the plate into
the middle of the table and leaning back. And I
just love a table.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
I would mostly eat dinner now on the floor.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
That would be a good selling little pole. Actually, where
do you sit to eat dinner? Yeahs on the floor?

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Watch the Hunger Games and said.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
That I always do the floor, and I was just like,
I said to the girls, are like, you sit wet
on the floor. I was like, I can't form my
legs flexibility.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Yeah, come back to them when they're old and can't
sit on the mat. Cross Legan. Yeah it's not as
easy as I. Just keep selling across Legan and then
you'll never lose the ability to do it. Oh yeah,
maybe do pilates.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
I miss having fallen single God behaviors, having fallen conversations
with myself, different accents, characters, debates, maybe just sound effects.
Then say a good point. Do you find now that
you live alone, that you talk.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
To yourself more?

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Yeah, because otherwise you to the end of the day
and you'll say something and you go, oh, I think
that might have been the first thing I said out loud.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
And I'm someone who likes to be looked at and
listened to. Yes, you need to, Yeah, so I'll just
say it to the walls or the cat. You'd speak
to the cat, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, or you do
that thing. We're in your bathroom.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
You've got the foldy out mirrors, so you can fold
it and it's just an entire amount of you and
you can.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Address them all. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
I miss getting changed leisurely, single good behavior, not not
beating the clock, seving it, get dressed before the man
rushes upstairs to watch and whistle and be like grab grab.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally hands off. This is for me,
way for me.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
You're literally getting changed and you're putting on You're like
taking off your towel or something.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Is there for me? No, No, I'm just trying to
put on human clothes for the human world.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
I'm single and child free by choice. I love being selfish.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Oh yeah, me too.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
No one sees me before eleven am on the weekend.
And I love fish fingers and chips for dinner. And
I love spending all my money on myself.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
That's me. Jane Sprout eighth of October nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
A relationship for six years. Missed the whole bed to myself.
I'm not sure in the douvet. My partner and I
have compromised and we have separate douvets. That's the German
way of life.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
They do that in Europe, and it's quite good. I
can see how couples do different beds. Oh, that would
be like going back to shearing beard. Would be horrible.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
I'm a recently single mom of two and I always
blood exhausted as I have the kids almost full time.
After fall asleep on the couch on Friday night, and
I've been able to just switch off the lights and
sleep on the couch for the whole night.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Oh yeah, to tell me I'm going to go to bed,
come why come on, I'm comfortable.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Yeah, I'm here, and I'm going to be awake when
the sun comes up anyway, because I'm fulling recent because
I fell asleep at eight thirty Friday.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Yeah, dog husband, yep, a few dog husband reports.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Okay, saying that that now that their single, their single
behavior is just treating their dog like a husband gets
their own spot.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Won't talk back either. No, but they lick their buttthole.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Yeah, and you have to pick up their shirt. Yes,
hopefully with a partner, you don't have to.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Why clean this sometimes? And most guys would look their
butt if they could, year they would. I think they
try it.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
I think they would, But I can't even sit cross
the leg on the matat eating dump. I don't think
they would. Warn they might give it a go.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Play ms flesh Worn and Haley play Zims, Fletchborne and
Hailey Von's ten dollars suburb.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Well, if you're new to the competition, it's radio's biggest
cash competition.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
We've just finished a secret sound. We gave away fifty
thousand dollars. A winning does not stop. We're going to
change more lives today with Worn's ten dollars.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
All of the generosity of no one but Vaughn, who
personally gives the money.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Now you're on a nice has ros Bose given you
the money that you've given away from your personal bank account.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Back not yet are you playing thirty bucks in the hole.
I'm thirty bucks in the whole.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
And this company famously takes about six weeks to financially reimburse.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
You if you to park a car somewhere and you're like,
all right, I'll see the guess I'll see this in
six weeks. But if you've.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Got in the feedback survey, maybe it'll change a quack
sort of a cash rembursement situation from the k. So
if you've not heard it one, sendttle suburb. I asked
chat to randomly generate a New Zealand suburb and spread
it around. Spread the love we've had Auckland, Wellington and
christ Church so far. Where will we end up today?

(45:25):
And we don't know until we press randomly generate suburbs.
So once we randomly generate the suburb, if you are
in that suburb right now, you have to be at
that suburb right now in the boundary we want you
in it to be driving through the suburb.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
I do my boundaries by what is recognized by New
Zealand Post.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Oh the boundary because they share it. They share it
with Google Maps, and Google Maps does the so I
will not be argued with. Okay, because we did have
to ask Friday's call it to go over the road
to claim themals. Yeah, because he was technically in another
suburbs just to road away.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Okay, Well what do we have today?

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Today's today's ten dollar suburb is Hillcrest and Hamilton.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Okay, so right now you are in hell, Chris Hamilton,
either living there listening, or you're driving through Hillcrest and Hamilton.
You need to call us all eight hundred dials it
in and we'll get you to prove it. Yes, I
asked Chat to give me a summation.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
The line nuts to give me a summation of Hamilton,
like a lonely planet.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Guide off Hillcrest.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
If Cambridge and Raglan had an academic love child, raised
on flat whites and takeaways, it would be Hillcrest. Start
your day with a stroll through the university's lakes and
leafy campus. It's so picturesque you'll almost forget you're in Hamilton.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
That's rude.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Stop by the Unirex Center to watch people pretending to exercise.
Then wander up to Jansen Park, a surprisingly lush, green
expanse where kids, dogs and the casual touch rugby games
all compete for attention. By night, Hill Christ transfer into
a patchwork of student flats hosting quiet allegedly gatherings of
cheap instant noodle's ambition and an uncertainty about rent.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
It's got a real suck to it. I love that. Okay,
So right now, if you are in Hamilton and hill Crest,
I believe, I believe, Emily? Where about to you calling from?

Speaker 2 (47:26):
I'm on the motorway.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
I'm just heading to I'm sorry, No, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
You're not in the hill? Are you in?

Speaker 10 (47:35):
Though?

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Be honest currently, Emily, but we will be scared. Mel
good morning? Are you and hill Crest?

Speaker 10 (47:55):
I am in Hill Christ?

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Where about Christ?

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Because we just tried to get about to get scammed?
And also interesting, I will the first potential scam came
from Hamiltontown volumes, doesn't that?

Speaker 2 (48:11):
So?

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Where abouts are you?

Speaker 5 (48:13):
I'm on Cobbon Drive, just turning this onto Cambridge Road.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
He's saying Coburn, but it's probably spelt Cockburn. No, it's Cobbham, Okay,
Cobbham Cobbham, Cambridge Road. Yes, is that in the suburb
of we're just doing this. This is a scam point.

Speaker 11 (48:37):
You get.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
So you're on tell me when you're on Cambridge Road
and tell me what number you're outside right now?

Speaker 8 (48:44):
Outside a playground, it's not very specific.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
You can't just put playground at the Google man, and
we're going to need a number. Is there a number?

Speaker 10 (48:57):
Oh, I can go to on my to day here?
So I could go to day here, Little Discoveries?

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Okay, a classic day here.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
That's classic day here, classic name for a Little Discoveries.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
She's trying to scam us ten dollars. I don't know.
Are you scamming us right now?

Speaker 6 (49:14):
No?

Speaker 8 (49:14):
I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
You you know, we're just we're just we're figuring it out.

Speaker 6 (49:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
What are you at Little Discoveries now? Or are you're
on your way? Because Little Discoveries.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Is pretty close to the border of what I would
consider and Google would consider Hill No.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
One hundred and nine Camage Road, Hill Chris Hamilton East,
that's Hill christ.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Yeah, so that's where you are right now?

Speaker 5 (49:38):
Yes, No, she's and three seconds.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Three seconds within the border. She's within the border.

Speaker 10 (49:48):
So I'm not I didn't think you'd pick up so fast.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Is hanging up? I don't think we hang out awarding
the cash.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
And I'm going to need to know across the road
from Early Discoveries, there's a there's two fences.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
I need to know. I need you to describe one
of the fences from Google Maps street view.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Yeah, there's a green.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
One, yeap. What's the other one? It's like a brown yep?
And what separates them down the middle? There? Okay, there
we go. We're not getting scammed. No, we're not getting scammed.
She's in hell. Chris today ten.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Dollars suburb and our winner is male. Congratulations, he won
a life changing amount of money ten dollars.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
What are you going to do with that?

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Oh man?

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Maybe some lunch?

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Okay, wow, yeah, it's a beautiful male. Get a sushi
of the day for that, couldn't you.

Speaker 6 (50:47):
Go?

Speaker 11 (50:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Yeah? If you went to the supermarket to stretch further,
what are you talking about? You couldn't get a whole
hot truck.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
You might get a car, get a quarter truck, ye,
little popslow a couple of bonds, Yeah, that could be nice.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Congratulations. Today's ten dollars suburb when it wi down.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
You wait there and I'm going to transfer that money
right now. So what's your favorite radio station and who
do you listen to with the boarding?

Speaker 5 (51:15):
I like, I like to listen to Yeah, there.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
We go, great ten dollars well spent Born from your
personal accountant.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Actually play z Spledghborn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
Well, sorry, I just got really excited. I'm getting curtains
this week. We're talking about my house and that's.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Sort of like the last little bit my girls did
say she doesn't have curtains and I've.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Got I was whipped up ten dollars warehouse sheets.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Yeah, I was like, she's going to get curtains. That's
the next stop. So I went around to Haley's house
where was it Saturday, to feeder a cat. She was
out of town and apparently this cat can't be on
some sort of automatic feeder I don't know.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
No, Also automatic feeder, as you know, don't fit the
ascetic of my house.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
I've got a nice iridescent bowl that I bought international.
I'm sure you could get a remue case for Can
you get a laminate?

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Yeah, yeah, that's where my friend Born can pop over
and feed.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Also her bowls.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
One of them's got water in it, and one of
those are the biscuits, and you just can't see the
white one's got water in it.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Did you clear? Did you put to put a finger
in the finger in each bowl?

Speaker 2 (52:21):
And then I'm like, which one's were Maybe you need
to go back to your glasses read it.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
It's hard to see.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
Because they're like an irridescent sort of thing, but the
bowls are glass.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
I'm guessing she gives the cat fresh water all the time.
This cat's gonna have zero survival skills. When a virus
wipes out all of humanity. Cat, it's gonna be like, oh.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Look, if I can't get real shorter, I guess that's me, princess.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
So the girl said, we haven't met a Hayley's house
since been finished, and I was like, oh, haven't you.
It's been decorated and stuff, and we walked down and
they were just immediately like, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
They saw. One of the first things I saw was
the two headed duck.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Yeah, the two headed duckling thousands of questions headed did
they attach the second head?

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Is it real?

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Is it an actual duck? Do you know any of
these answers, as I said, I'd ask it.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Said it's it's When I bought it, it said like
genuine two headed duckling.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
And if you run your fingers, you don't want touch
too much.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
I ran my fingers and I can't feel a seam
like I can't feel an attached And if it was attached,
one of them would have been in the center and
one to the side.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
But it split perfectly. Yeah, so I don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
They were looking at the symmetry of it. Is it
a Siamese duck Yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
Think it's Siamese. I think it's it's a duckling, join.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Joined ducklings, two headed ducklings. Duckling was born with two heads,
there's apparently it's. Yeah, Ducklings can be born with two
heads rerecondition called polycephaly, which which results in genetic a
normally during embryonic developer's.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
But basically like a double yoka.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Yeah, a double yoka that your girls walking into Haley's
house would have been like walking into it like an
Oldie Times museum, like a pt Barnum break shot.

Speaker 4 (53:59):
Because how to the duckling is a full sized Arctic fox?

Speaker 3 (54:06):
How many texted me, items do you have. I don't
have as much now.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
As I used to, but I have three foxes, quite
a few birds. But they're not all out. That's what
I meant that they're like, it's just overwhelming.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
I didn't even finished thing where I was like touch
the Arctic fox to see what it feels. They were
like freaking out. They were freaking out, and I was like, look, yeah,
I was so soft. You got to feel like and
then when and you went to touch and I went, she.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Was like, they're on they're freaking out because they're around.
So then we move.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
We see the two deductment in the Arctic fox, and
I said, stick your head in there, into Halee's bedroom.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
I said, but didn't touch anything. It's very touching in
because everything is breakable. Butt so we don't know what
Antia Haley is doing on this right, and don't sit
on the couch. Yeah, So I was, we're gonna mention that,
and so they were like and there there was that.

(55:03):
She got her own bistle. Now it's such a public
I had to invest in my own. I love a
spot planning. And so in your room, there's another fox here,
just a red fox. She's like, yeah, that's a red fox.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
I rather think it really sounds like Peter should throw
a bucket of black paint all over you in the streets.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
All antique. Yeah, they're all killed. Killing was fine. Oh wait,
so it's fine before it.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Allowing it, it's like allowing a grandparent are just an
odd bit of racism.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Yeah, that's a different time.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
I didn't commission the slaughtering of animals the design of
my home.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
So there was a fox in there. And then there's
the lamps beside your bed that are people blowing.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Bubbles, blowing bubbles and the bulbs and like those lamps.
So much happening in here. And I was like, you
always seen nothing yet, hiddows, and I took that.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
I showed them that wall sized mural with the naked
baby and death breaching for the naked baby, and August
is like, I never want to step from this room again, Like,
how does anyone sleep? Because remember your mum's saying the
same sleeping in that room above below this like wall
sized mural of death coming for souls or something.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah, it's called death in life by good
Stuff Climped and it's it's all about different stages of life.
So there's babies and women and pregnant people. Look, it's
a lot, and it's not for everyone, you know, but
it brings me great joy.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
They love your bathroom, but I think it's because it's
the only room without any dead creatures. It does have
some like a vintage cabinet and some old medicine bottles.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Yeah, you read up there or see that. Do you
still have those vintage or fish lights somewhere in the
year that's that was in my war drive. We didn't
go in there. We didn't go in there. You know,
you got to express yourself in your home. You don't.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Millennial Grays home totally. That's what I live in, and
I love Millennial Gray.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Everyone for someone else, it's Beisi and Gray and Millennial. Yeah.
I definitely. Every time there's kids in my house.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
Your kids are old enough now, but every time there's
kids in my house, I'm like, this is not a
house for children. So whether or not it's that they
just find it overwhelming and they're like, what the skivvity
toilet is your daughter?

Speaker 3 (57:04):
What the skib is this?

Speaker 4 (57:05):
The skivvty toilet is this? Or if just kids, I'm
like they want to touch everything in a.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Whear and yeah they'll break something.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
Yeah yeah, so but I don't have kids, so suck it.
That's my house. Let's just let's just.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
How we carry your career packages. And one was a
box of wine and one was a skateboard. So this
woman is living a wildlife and I.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Bring in your auntie's wine and don't sit on her
couch plays it MS.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Fact of the Day, Day Day day, day.

Speaker 5 (57:42):
Do do.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Do do do do?

Speaker 2 (57:51):
This week's Back to the Day looks at brands with
trademark sayings that you might not know belong to that brand.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
Finger looking good? Pretty sure? We know what that's.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Today's that's that's like a that's a corporate slot. That's
a slogan.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
This is what do you want from us? Wait, what's
the theme?

Speaker 11 (58:14):
Like?

Speaker 3 (58:14):
What are you ran with trademarks, sayings or words? A
week on?

Speaker 5 (58:18):
There?

Speaker 3 (58:19):
Yeah, go do a week today?

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Brain Freeze? Who owns the copyright to brain freeze?

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Or is it Coke zero? Slashy kool Aid?

Speaker 2 (58:27):
The same people on the the word slurpy. You cannot
sell seven even bingo, You cannot sell a slurpy unless
you are seven eleven. Seven eleven ad executive said it
on slurpy mimicking the sound it made while drinking it.
So it's not just a product, it's one of the
most heavily protected trademarks and beverage marketing.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
You cannot say slurpy unless.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
You're seven eleven. You cannot sell a slurpy unless you're
seven eleven. Well, you just call them. Other people call
them slushies, right, yeahs frozen drink slushes. We do need
to get one of those slushy slush.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Ninja slush so bad. So I've.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
A slight digression. If we may, we'll come, yeh can't
come with me? I've heard the idea is everybody gets one,
then you have a party with at least four of them,
because it takes forty minutes to make it.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
So what you do is you set them all up going.
This is what we were talking at the rugby to
the lady from Breastrestos and all about them, and they
said they're just flying out the door these I know.
And so simply you will go.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
To a party and everybody brings that and you set
you set them all going, and then as you're drinking
the first one, the rest they're getting ready, and then
you move on to the finish. As soon as you
finish the first one, you make another batch in that
and then, yes after intentionally totally drink another round from
the next one, and then make another one in that
one when you finish.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Now you're protagant. So this is going to mean obviously,
but this is going to mean peer pressuring all of
your friends to buy and into slushy.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
Imagine going to a party pot slushy, you know what
I mean, and everyone's got there like pot luck slushy.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Which of our friends would easily Mike will Biden just
much by one. Do you think Dr Shawney will buy one?

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
He's just been in Europe for five months too, so yeah,
if he can afford a ninja slushy, I'll be so angry.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Yeah, he came in a.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Five month European joint and took another week just to
get a climatized back to the time zone.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
You know, it's much like altitude training.

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
I was talking to my gynecologist. You're not my guy,
and I down there.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
If you ever thought about.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Ninja station, doctor Turnlow, do you want to get a
ninja slushy and go in with me and so we
can host slushy parties.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
I don't know what it was about you fidgeting down
there with the thing, but I just made me think
of Ninja slash.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
How was the old gal? No.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
I was talking to my friend and we were talking
about ninja slash. Yes, because they're not like super cheap.
And he said he bought one off of timur and
it sucked.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Oh yeah, of course of course it did. Yeah, so
we can't all them slurpees. We're just going to have
to go slushy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
So yep, you can't call them slurpees unless you're seven eleven.
Brain Freeze was trademarked in nineteen ninety four by seven
eleven because of the ice cold headache you get from
drinking a slurpy too fast. So without slurpey, we wouldn't
have brain freeze. They coin and trademark the frase to
market slurpees, and they will literally, if you are selling
a beverage and you use the term brain freeze, they

(01:01:24):
will come for you. Apparently super litigious. Oh wow, so
at home you can go, oh brain freeze.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
But we've been taught to, we've been Yeah, advertised that. Really. Yeah,
so actually I didn't look up. What did they call
it before? Brain freeze? Ice cream headache?

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
You put your tongue on the roof of your mouth
and posh, real hard and it gets rid of it?

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Wasn't there back in the news ages ago when they
trying to trademark the colors in New Zealand of seven
eleven even though there are no stores here. Really, I
feel like that was the thing because I think other
daeries or like you know, kind of those kind of
convenience stores, we're trying to use those colors get like
years without saying there was seven elevens. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(01:02:05):
So before it was called brain freeze, it was called
ice cream headache, cold stimulus headache, or.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
Spino palatine gangli on eur of Asia.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
Oh my god, the biggest Sphino gangl moment from this
delicious frozen beverage that I drank too fast.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
So are we happy with the first day? Are you
guys are a little bit? I was sure? I'm sure.
I'm delighted. To be honest, I've just been thinking about
slushy flavors. What would be your go to grape?

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
I think I would go just margaritasted from the slushy part.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Of Okay, we had grape margaritas the other day. They
were actually really young. Actually the grape flavor grapes.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
There was not a single grape. And this actually, and
you know it, it was purple. It was making the slush.
It was just horning a vapor, blowing it straight into
the mat. That's what it tasted like. It tasted that
kind of baker. You like trash flavors of things, you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Do chemical two three one.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
It tastes like grape. I don't do highly processed foods.
It's chemical two three one. Taste like grape. Of course
it's young.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
So today's fact of today is seven eleven only words brain,
freeze and slurpy. And if you try to sell something
out of those names, they are gonna come for you.
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
Yeah, do do do do do do do do do.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Dude came out has a slushy machine coming out this week. Yes,
I heard that's breaking the internet. There's a lot of
people saying this. And also someone said, came out slushy machine.
You can also make the flowries. Oh yeah, well that's
trademarked as well. I'm not going down that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
I'm not falling again, so I'm not ending up in
prison like that time I made a big Mac for dinner.
A week McDonald booted down your front door. Z it MS.

Speaker 7 (01:04:00):
Fletch Vaughn and Haley play MS Fletch one and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
Okay, there was a woman she was a number of
years ago on a date and has shared the story
online of that date.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
And it's a doozy.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
She matched with this guy, started messaging him and getting
you know, fluty band going on.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
They agree, let's meet up for a date.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
Okay, and they go to this date hanging out. It's nice,
go to a hotel bar. He's sitting in a booth.

Speaker 7 (01:04:34):
It's late.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
When you get a booth. How good is because nobody
has set both booth hard seat on Friday? Yeah we
got them the spongy chairs. Yeah, that was noted, truly noted.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
And that that seat was a weird seat was a
still plastic stool shaped like a moon.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
Yeah. I meant for a big booty bitch like me. Yeah,
we've got a big booty birch. She has a bit
of overspelled there. Yeah I didn't yet. Brazilian butler to
sit on those nod It's looking so natural, by the way,
thank you. It's settled and quite. Yeah, it has sets
dropped a bit and now it feels more real. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
So yeah, in a booth, low light, you know, lovely
little bar pulled out the chair for her, sat down instantly,
this chemistry chatting two hours, wine flowing, Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
It sounds like this date is going so well, swim
away swimmingly.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
So why would we talk about it? Then?

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
So in the background of the bar there was like
a TV screen and it flashed up was an advertisement
for a Barney the Dinosaur.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Oh yeah, And just remembering that joke we mad on
Friday about the purple tongue.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
I did a Yeah, I did a thing with a
toothpaste and they made me true this blue pill and
then brushing, and then they were like, look, i'll gross
your teeth.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
And I was like, man, I wish I hadn't done
this. This is confronting.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
And then they gave me a tooth rush to brush
it away with. But it left my tongue the most
vibrant purple.

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
And then there were i'll tell you listeners, crude jokes
made at my expense. It looks like you crude jokes
Barney dinsam anyway, So.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
She references it being like it's so late, like what
an odd time to have this, like Barney the dinosaur
thing on the tally And he says, oh, I used
to love that show as a kid. It made me
think that dinosaurs were real. And she laughs and goes, oh,
you thought Barney was real. That's so cute, and he's like, no, no, no,
I mean like it made me think that dinosaurs were
real as a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
Isn't that funny? Oh my god? Okay she was, and
she just.

Speaker 4 (01:06:37):
Tried to work out the jokes, and then it came
out that he doesn't think dinosaurs were real and not
did he.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
Never go to a museum with one of those.

Speaker 4 (01:06:46):
She checked with him if he had been to the
Museum of Natural History, which he had, and he's like,
they were just largest fake.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
The bones. Oh my god, is he trying to be funny? No? No, no, no, no, no,
he's like real.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
Okay, she said, and he goes, oh my god, do
you believe in dinosaurs? She said, I don't believe in them.
There's historical evidence that they existed, there's bones, is all
of that he pinched on the leg and seed, you're
so funny, babe.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
You're so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Okay, but from you're not coming back from that. She's like,
that's a huge red flag for me, honestly. So we
want to know this morning, what was the shocking thing
somebody said on a date? Yeah, and you can call
us eight hundred dollars at him. Nine six ninety sixty
asked for some responses on Instagram. Yeah, the ball rolling
with he believed the Earth was flat that instead of

(01:07:38):
been real, like no matter how hot you are, was
it a was it a doco a few years ago
when they got those flat earths to do that experiment,
and then they.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Come up with their own experiment to prove that the
Earth was flat and prove.

Speaker 4 (01:07:50):
That it was to prove that it's flat. You'll see
it through this little hole. I can't see it, And
it was yeah, I can't see it yet.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
A man said to me on a day.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
I just think that the number of people you have
slept with does affect women more than men.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Oh my god, that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
Maybe they said something so like stupid, like that the
Earth is flat, the dinosaurs isn't real, or something so
outrageously like sexist, sexist, problematic or jracist?

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
Ye tear okay, oh wait? A hundred downs at him
as a number nine six nine sixty text does.

Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
What is the shocking thing someone said to you on
a date? A woman was on a date with a
man and when seeing Barney the Dinosaur pop up on
a screen, it was revealed to her that he doesn't
believe dinosaurs existed. So we want to know what was
the shocking thing that a date said to you?

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
Marie? What was it on a date?

Speaker 10 (01:08:45):
Sor are you talking to me?

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
Yes? Hello?

Speaker 6 (01:08:47):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (01:08:49):
Hi?

Speaker 10 (01:08:50):
So yeah, I got talking to a guy online. Wasn't
much benture going on, but I thought, oh well i'll
go on this state anyway. And when I turned up,
I'm a cure of a girl like Sky fourteen. I'm
not huge, you know. So anyway, I was sitting there
and he walks in and he looks incredibly disappointed. So

(01:09:12):
I was sort of, well, you know, I'm a really
fun dates, so I thought, you know, I'll just I'll
just run with it. Anyways, we're here now. So we're
sitting there and during our conversations online, we were discussing
the things about attractiveness, and I said, you know, mostly
I'm attracted you guys. Was here right.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Just for the phollically challenged body, hair or head here?

Speaker 10 (01:09:36):
To be honest, it doesn't really matter.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
Okay, okay, a nice back. I just like running. She's
here early.

Speaker 10 (01:09:45):
Yeah, any kind of here is fine really. And anyways,
so I we were sitting there, and he said to
me it was quite a boring date because he talked
a lot about his you know, different differences for grass fertilizer,
and I wait, I.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Think I feel like what he said about fertilizer.

Speaker 10 (01:10:10):
I helped you up on. So anyway, we were sitting
there and I said, he said, oh, you must be
happy about the fact that I've got here. I sort
of came from Newfield, So I said, wow, you know,
it's great. You know, I said, don't you have a
non negotiable when it comes to women? And he said yeah, wait, oh, okay,

(01:10:36):
oh okay.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (01:10:38):
I didn't really know where to go with that, and
then he straight after said, see that waitress over there.
I looked over, and he said, I would never ask
her out. And I looked over at this waitress who
was a little smaller than me, and I said, right, gotcha,

(01:10:59):
and know we were leaving. You know obviously it does
not long. Upset, he said, well, I suppose I had
better pay for you.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Oh this guy is the worst.

Speaker 10 (01:11:12):
And I really, I really just didn't want anything fromhim
that point. I said, no, no, that's fine, I'll pay
for myself. Think it out, Harper, And he said, there's
my car, I'm going to go home, and you know,
you ponder about this date and I said, no, it's
We're good, don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Don't spend.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
The joy of the grip of a woman in his hands.
Just a handful of gap. Thanks. Ray, keep your texts
coming in. So many, so many the wild things that
were said on a date. It's rough out there, guys.

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
What's the shocking thing someone said to you on a date?

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
Dinosaurs aren't real? As what kicked us off? Georgia either
had a date that like and I said something said
something like that, which on that. To make this order right,
I need to number it properly.

Speaker 11 (01:12:09):
Yes, I actually do chip and change actually quite often.
So that's yeah, guys, you know I love I'm just
on the back of that last call. Someone went on
a date and the guy said she was doable for
a chubby girl.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
On a date.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
A man said to me, feminism has done woman of
disservice because women were happier when they couldn't vote. Date
of mind didn't believe in evolution.

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
He told me women shouldn't get paid the same as
men for the same job as And we're both teachers.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
Are these texts all from?

Speaker 10 (01:12:43):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
Evolution actually might have been earlier? So yeah, yeah, evolution.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
My friend was a nurse, was on a date with
someone who didn't know people had veins in their arms.
He thought all the veins stayed in the torso. So
I went on a date with a girl and she
thought the sun and the moon were the same thing.

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
I see that though, he's defending. I reckon, don't distance
yourself from there. Yeah, the sun turns around at night
and becomes slightly less. Some sunny just turn soundprogreate with

(01:13:24):
someone like that? Is that dumb?

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
I said I was going to become a social worker,
and he told me you just go back to your
old job.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
I reckon.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
I went on a date with a guy after telling
him I'm a gym girl. He asked, you get camel tar?

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
I mean it's a fair question. She was thinking as
a kind of fair question.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
I talked about a trip to Central Otago and she said, yeah,
but we cannot stay below the clyde hydro.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
Damn as it's going to fall down. It's been up
for ages. No, you will be all right, horn, You're
going to be fine. Doesn't that thing go into the
ground as much as it is out? Last year? Said
woman sport as an on TV, because no one would
watch it. They watch it, don't they? They simmenly watch it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
My friend who was a nurse, was on a date
with someone and he didn't know that people had veins
in their arms.

Speaker 3 (01:14:11):
He thought they were just sorry, would you miss I
try to read other b that's what you're doing. I
want on a date with.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
A guy who had a photo of his driver's licenses
as his dating app profile. He was wearing a calender
as a hat on his head. I do love someone
who's committed to the bit, but I was intrigued. Turns
out he spent months fighting for his legal right to
or a calender on his head.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
Religious he was in the news. I remember that. She
said he was a member of the spaghetti meatball religion.
I'm sure, he was serious, and I did go on
a second date with him.

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
He was just lovely, but the sparks weren't there for
so you went on a second date with spaghetti.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
Meatball, Spaghetti meball. Religion. He was the head of a
church early they have a lot of money. The church
pretty for a Maldi girl.

Speaker 7 (01:14:56):
Oh what are people.

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
A while on our date as a show that loves
brown skin.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
Oh my god, brown skin light eyes delicious?

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Sorry, carry on, that was a brown skin lighted just aneurism.

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
On a blind date.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
He let slip that he thought we were getting married
so he could stand in the country. Apparently my coworker
who set us up told him that was what was happening.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
Oh no, that coworker is getting us speaking to the
next day. Yeah, I come to it like fletch. I
had someone give me a ring on the first date.
How's that? I met a guy who said I was
beautiful but quite big? What is?

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Looked at him and said, well, if I wanted to,
I could lose weight, but can you get taller?

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
Come back? Hey, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
Apparently been the company's most successful podcast, Isn't enough They Want?
Asked to tell people to tell more of their friends.

Speaker 4 (01:16:04):
So people are clearly liking it, but we have to
tell them to tell others.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
To like it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
I would concentrate more on the shitter podcast that the
company may the real losers.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Yeah like it, just yeah. Maybe maybe we won't say that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
Maybe we should encourage people to listen to other podcasts
that the company.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
Make, but only after ours. Yeah that and not more
than ours. Give us a sixty little review though

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
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