Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 8th October, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch and Hayley thought they were cool regulars...

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium Podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleachborn and Haley's a little bit of pod. Welcome
to a little bit of Pod And just to remind
it our Christmas cocktail special. You've got until the thirty
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record with many cocktails mini cocktails. Yes, we don't quite

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do a cocktail perse shouder. That ended badly one year.
We evolve. I always see the scar on your knee
and Christmas cocktail special when you fell, when you fell
out of an.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Uber and I got a gravel driveway.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Now you can find the link to submit a Christmas
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Speaker 1 (00:47):
Now, we had a funny moment the other day, can't
Peter Flitcher and I worn you were?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
You were?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, you were.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
This is before Haley and I went to the gym together.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I think it always goes without saying that you were
always invited to anything that me and Fletched do together.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, just goes without saying.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
You choose you yeah, you opt out. So we went
into a coffee place that we always go to before
we go to the gym, and we've got little cards.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
There, prepaid coffees, little little schnippets. Some coffee shops do
this what So you go in and you put your
cards there, yeah, or you just buy a card and
it's hitting a coffee is and one's free that and
then other other coffee shops have you seen they'll leave
your your stamp cards and are like a folder and
one of those like.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Those business card your dad used to have.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
But I reckon that's open to like people just rifling
through them, finding one that only needs one coffee and
then getting a free coffee. So I'm Stacy, Ye say
that you're Stacy.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
I'm Stacey from Mar to ten.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
So anyway, we go in there and we're like, get it, mate.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
And the guy who's always there, who always knows exactly
what we order and who like our names and exactly
what we order, we're like, you know, mayhow you haven't
been in for a bit, and he was like, hello, ugular.
The guy's not He asked what our name was and
was like, oh, what's your what's your name? And was
looking through the thing we were asked.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Me for my name. I was like, look, like time,
this is weird, like amnesia.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
He's got he looks exactly like he always has. He's
got tattoos, he's balls, he's got a British xent. We
were like, there he is. And then I think you
could see like us both because you don't want to.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Be like, excuse me, do you don't recognize us?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Why have you greeted us personally every time? And you're
pretending that you don't know us?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Have we offended you?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Or do we do something wrong? And then we so
we do our thing. We have to give our names
like clips and say our order like clips, and then
we go around the corner and wait, and then the
penny drops. We sort of look at together. We're like,
that's not It was like an identical.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Twin, massive twin. This guy has a twin works there
as well. Yes, but we've never seen him in like
the year that we've been here.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
We've never seen this guy.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Owned must must be.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
And then this guy, because he was slightly different, we were like,
he's a little bit slimmer different, he's a little bit
like what youver and you could just see us both
be like women.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
It was down We're like, that's that was embarrassing because
I'm like, get, I've been at once one of my friends.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
It's not her twin sister, but you know sisters that
just look oh my god, almost identical, but there's slightly
different ages. And I lived with my friends like she
was my flat man. I went to drama school with her.
I knew, I know her in and out and wait.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
A minute, what yeah? Really? And she didn't even deny
that that was a joke.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Okay, most like their mum or their dad mom. How
good is it when one parents? Jean's just absolutely given
to the others, Like so one just everyone looks like
the mom. Yeah, and they all look the same, and
they all look like the mom and you're.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Like a relevant them.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
The dad could be anybody.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, yeah, totally. So this is my one of my
closest friends. We live with and she walks in the
house and I was like, what was your time? Because
you'd just run a marathon? What was your time? She's like,
what do you mean the marathon? She's like, I didn't
do the marathon. That was rare, And I was like,
you Penny drops that's not real, and I just was.

(04:28):
I was so like looking into the eyes of the
yeah dreamed.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
I ran into a twin once because I knew some
twins and in and out one of them said, uh,
that was their names, liked med convo was like which
one am I? And I was like, fuck, I don't know?
Do you know what I guess? And I was right
thirty fifty. I know you're yeah the bitter.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Cheerm.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
But if I was a twin, I would totally do
that all the time. Which one am I? Yeah? Same,
especially when they do look very so in.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
My life, or when when you can see that slight
vagueness and they're not talking about anything specific, you'd be like, oh, yeah,
you don't know which one I am? Anyway, we Yeah,
that was It was quite It was a very confronting thing,
wasn't it. This guy