Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -15th October, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch witnessed (but did not stop) a crime!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleetborn and Hayley's a little.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Bit of pod.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Welcome to a little bit of pod, guys. I saw
yesterday a crime happening. Did you in front of my eyes?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Ram Crab?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
There are a couple of dudes and they look dodgys,
A couple.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Of dudes, A couple of dodgy dudes.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Of the dodgy dudes outside of the apartment and I
was like, what are these two up to? And they
kind of looked at me and they looked around. Someone
was walking to Ponsonby at the time. Love, Love.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
What was the crime?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Darling?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Bit of white colored crab and the recycled bits darling.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
In the sea before I got to pons Be you.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Said, Darling, there was a stat this week that ninety
seven percent of people think Auckland Central is unsafe.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
I calm down.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
It is like there are rough sleepers, but like again that's.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
You know, there's a whole refection. Yes exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I've actually had some very friendly interactions and there.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Are some characters around. But like I walk down there
every day. I come to work at like four something
in the morning. It's not as bad. It sound like
a fucking wars.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
To stand in some human person. That's about it.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
You'll be right.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
I mean there are sometimes it does smell like personal
message saying I love a tall white man telling me
to feel safe.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
I feel safe.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
I'm bigger, bigger, Yeah, yeah, I get that. But during
the day, like when people are like, oh, it's horrible,
they're sitting there.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Where else do you want them to sit?

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Geger?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Anyway, So these two dodgy dudes looking around, I'm like,
what are they up to? And then they walk over
one of the sexuals. No, I don't assume every time
you but.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Assuming every time you assume, you make an ass out
of you m homosexuals.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I don't know if that's the same. They love it.
That's why they love assuming, because they get a little
ass one of them. One of them walked over.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
One of these dodgy looking guys walked over to a
Suzuki Sworft and gave the lady in the front passenger
seat a rolled up banknote, oh my god, a couple
of rolled up notes, and then quickly took something from
her and put a pocket drugs. And then the guy
the boyfriend, drove off in.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
The Suzuki Swift. And then the two guys.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Went to their apartment and like a living the drunk
in the morning.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
That's off peak drugs.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
It's off peak drugs cheaper.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Maybe they cheap give and buy them off peak.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Fifty dollars discount.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, yeah, just like to keep the business going during
the day, a lunch lunch special.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
I could not believe that this was in broad Down
and they did not give a ship.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
It was so nonchalant.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, that's the key of being a good drug dealer
there right at your nonchalance.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
I would be such a loser trying to do I'd
be so like, yeah, I do wish you will have
some spoe costume drug Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
The cops not of course, maning Knife buying some drug
dealers for being a nark, but everyone as a Zuki
Swift Swift.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, you know, I'm suspecting you don't want to be
a drug dealer driving.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Around a flash car, a lowered like man's.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Windows and you know, asking for attention.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, with like a sticker on the back.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Window that says fuck the police or something like that,
like you're asking for trouble man.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Probably police. I always say fucked up.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
I love seeing a car pulled over inside of whether
that with some sort of like provocative fun the police.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Or like, yeah, what were you thinking was going to
happen here?

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Well maybe.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
The Suzuki Swift is the great undercover vehicle of the
drug dealers.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Small, great for never gatting around the central city, adequate
boot space for all your drugs, a back seat, yeah, economical,
and these tough times, you know you want to keep
your overheads down. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Perfect, perfect drug dealer's vehicle