Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - October 20th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidim podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is from the POLICEO Haley's Big Pond.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Banks to animes making Happy Happened for Pets? Good morning.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
It's like, have you guys even watched that Netflix show
loopin Oh? I remember, and it was all about the
heists in Paris.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
It was a great show.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Wait was it based on fact or No, it's based
on a like some box.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
The mentions of ars Sin lupin gentleman thief. Yes, he
sets out to avenge his father.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
For an injustice inflicted by a wealthy fan.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
And I think there was even a heist, because there's
been a few seasons now there was even a heist
at the louver that he pulled off.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, so it's like insane.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
I also when they said took off on scooters, I
imagine limescooters, not Vespers.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
No, but it will be Vespers.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
Because it's France. But it's funnier if you.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Mentioned them on a Lime scooter quickly like scanning it
and putting it.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
In basket on the back of the Lime scooter and
then getting off to the other end taking a photo
of their scooter forgetting to get this dole on goods out
and walking away from us, happens happens to us all
ten dollars. Suburb bretends this morning today on the show,
doesn't an after eight o'clock.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
It sounds to play.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
Now whilst payday on Friday, am, I'm gonna have to
sponsor this again.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
No no, no no, we should be right okay, right
before your pay has gone in two days.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
I'm worried.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
The top six is coming up well with birth rates
dropping and the average amount of children people having sort
of sitting at two.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
It's rip to the middle child. Oh you do only
get the oldest or.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
The genderest, and you are a middle time, a middle child,
an attention seeking middle child. The top six signs of
the middle child is becoming extinct. Next on the show, though.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
There is a shoe company that actually I love. I
love these shoes, but they're being sued for a very
funny reason.

Speaker 6 (01:54):
The ZM Podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Play z MS flesh.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Worn and Haley Gimp Show of Choice, the on running
sneakers cloud tick.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
I always thought that was a c and or a
queue q Q or a que in that's on cloud
tick clownick.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I've never even seen nor heard of this brand of shoes.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
I've had a couple of hashtag influence.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
To me, they're incredible.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
They're so show and running.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
That's what they're for.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Okay, maybe I'll look into it because I have, you know,
the whole hold off. It's going getting worse and worse.
You've got holes in your running shoes.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Yeah, wear my big toe the.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
You should get some of these, I reckon.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
I've had these for two years and I smashed them
like that's like the only gym show. We are basically
well customers before we go and buy another pier because.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
I actually jumped onto online as well.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
People are customers are actually finding a class section lawsuit
against on the shoe brand due to the fair that
some of their sneakers are causing little embarrassing squeaks, little
sort of squeaky queefy squaks, and and they've had enough
of it. So I think it's not all of them,

(03:13):
but it is the Hallmark cloud Tech.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Now that's what I've got.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah, yeah, that is making a It's got different shaped
holes and the my only one with that is that
I've got a like gross gravel driveway and the massive
stones get wedged in the that big holy gap and
then I'll feel them and then they scratch my wooden floor.
But that's on me for wearing my shoes inside.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Naughty mardy.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yeah, and apparently some of that it's exquishing out and
making these embarrassing squeaky.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
And the horses sewing because it's America.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Yeah, so they're saying it's they say it's seemingly in consequential.
The company has refused to give money back to the customers, right,
but customers are saying that this is no relief because
the shoes are not cheap, about two hundred dollars a peer,
and they say they can't wear them anymore. They're you know,

(04:09):
useless to them because it's too embarrassing. And then they
need to be doing DIY modifications to the shoe, like
perforating them so that the more air comes out and
less like of a tight squeak.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
And the answers if you're if you're heavier, I'm.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Not sure, So it's a it's a very popular choice
of shoe for nurses.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Wild question to ask a woman on Monday morning.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
I was if he was the same that I'm in
the heavier.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Did you I don't squeak because I'm like, as a feather,
you just jammed up with stones. So yeah, these di
y remedies a lot of people rubbing coconut oil on
them or sprinkling baby powder inside of the sneaker. They're
saying sometimes like little things like like the ear bubbles
can happen from normal wear and tear.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
But it's not a product defect. They're basically saying that
you said just on that we're in the shoes. Have
you heard of Disney rash? Disney rare? It was the
same people like I went to Disneyland and I got
this rash and.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Making out with the big felt heads on the legs
and stuff.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
And it turns out rash, it's not a Disney rash
at all. It's just people who never walk had to
walk for the whole day. It's called chaffin and they're
no because it was just on like the skin, and
it's just like doctors are just like, no, this is
just a sign that you certainly need to.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
Be walking more.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Disney rare, yeah, because larger people go to Disneyland and
walk all day and it's literally the body's exercise and
they're done and their body rans to it. Disneyland is ginormous.
It's a thirty thousand step day if.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
You do it right.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Oh yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
So people go and they never never walked. Yeah, they
these rashes and they're like, help me, helped me. Disneyland
gave me this rash. And doctors are like, no. Just
when you talked about the shoes, that reminded me of
because somebody in it was like, maybe I got it
off these new shoes.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
In the video we all.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
And very soon will be converting where Birkenstocks there is
the famous Burke fart. My mum was new to Birkenstocks
as well, and she was like, what is this noise?

Speaker 5 (06:03):
Every now and then?

Speaker 4 (06:03):
You know when you're when your foot has molded to
it and you slide it on a hot, sweaty day.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Just accepted as part of Wearing Ships.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Podcast Network's ZMS fletched Vaughn and.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Hayley producer Shannon, you would have loved me over this
weekend I show. I sewed three more cussions, lovely one
with can you turn your vibrator off?

Speaker 5 (06:27):
On it? Very inappropriate for the workplace, Yes, pairing that thing.
She's got a back up generator.

Speaker 7 (06:36):
I had a generator going.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
I had such a good craftnoon yesterday making more cushions,
craft lovely craft, and I thought of you because I
was like, I'm just rumming my craftier.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
I'm trying to get a sot. Did you saw me
in my sewing box? Oh my god. So side note,
Vaughn went away passing some great op shops.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Barns's got this awesome little junk shop.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah. And I went and saw my folks at the
weekend and.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
We decided I need a sewing box.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
And then you were like, you've got to get an
old biscuit turn that's the way to go.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
And then you saw one, saw one, and I said,
how about this? But you know you don't buy things
for Haley, right flet decorative things.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
You'll get it wrong. Yeah, you'll get it wrong. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
And so I took a photo of afore mentioned biscuit
ten with a bird on the front.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
I said, is this what you're after? Previously occupied?

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, shop, left shop. It looked good. I thought it
was good. Crestene to get it on the way through.
She's never been.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
But then yesterday I went to the hamiltonise has these
markets on every other Sunday or something, and there was
like biscuit tins galore.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
But this woman knew she was onto something. She was
charging twenty two dollars.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
For a biscuit.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Get a grip, No, no, I want to get a grip.
It was the original get a Grip.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Anyway, I'm in my craft era as well, and I
just feel very inspired by Shannon because we know that
she You're good at sewing, you're good at netting, you're
good at your crochet.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (07:56):
Well, I actually was crafting over the weekend and I.

Speaker 8 (07:58):
Thought of you, So I've got a question for you
each other.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Yeah, yeah, I was thinking about your butt should a message?
We should have? Gods, what are you doing?

Speaker 8 (08:11):
The vibrator is really distracting Famously, I started a new
project over the weekend and I'm very excited about it
and I'm going to send it to you in the
chat now because i am now worried that Hayley is
going to hate this.

Speaker 7 (08:26):
It is a butterfly.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
No, it's not.

Speaker 7 (08:30):
It's not any motor h It's a butterfly cardigan.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
How do you feel colours?

Speaker 5 (08:34):
Are you doing it?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Because it would look way better in monarch butterfly.

Speaker 8 (08:36):
So I went to get monarch colors. It was a
whole thing and there was no good oranges. So it's
going to be a bluey purply with black and white.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
This is pretty cool. So it's like a cave that
looks like wings, but the wing you've got a little sleeve.

Speaker 7 (08:49):
How do we feel about it?

Speaker 5 (08:50):
I like it? I like it.

Speaker 8 (08:51):
I was so worried I was going to wear it
and you would be like devil and then I wouldn't
be allowed to.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Wear it to work if you win brawn, sorry, Dusty
other issuers.

Speaker 7 (09:03):
So this is a new crochet technique, and don't worry.
I'm not going to nerd out on you like thorn.

Speaker 8 (09:07):
But basically you have to you have to count every
single row and it's a lot of thinking. It's called
tapestry crochet. And basically, as I'm doing it, every single
row I found myself going six seven.

Speaker 7 (09:23):
Has ruined my life. Every row six.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
Number plate.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
You can actually get the number plates six seven, just
six seven the numeral and then seven written out siss.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
They purchased this?

Speaker 5 (09:39):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Do you think they purchased this?

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Recent somebody seemed to me saying this is a you
should get it, and I was just like, oh, I'm
surprising thousand dollars reflesh.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
No, it's also like this will be the most irrelevant. Yeah,
sent it over here is a that is a one
less classic, and I won't hear a bad bit about it.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
I will.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
I'll give a shout out for the latest episode of
south Park because I'm all, I didn't watch south Park
for what like years, fifteen years, and then all of
a sudden it's back and it's funny. It's funnier than
ever and their whole latest episode is about six seven.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (10:16):
Can I also have a shout out? You gave me
on Friday and it felt good.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Oh yeah, what did you say, Shannon in the Workshop?

Speaker 5 (10:23):
I just want to give a shout Radio Shannon Shadow
literally on the air right now. Six stated a big
shout out to Shannon in the Workshop. Have a great day.
The Fletchvorn and Haley Big Pod from the Fletch Vorn
and Haley group chat.

Speaker 6 (10:41):
This is the top six.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Well wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
The birth rate required to sustain a population is two
point one per per per woman, basically per burst giver.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
So we can look after the oldies when they get old.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Yeah, mayo.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Now, yeah, I know it's someone's going to say you're
doing none, so I'm doing four point two.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
There's plenty of those.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
So the is not is the.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Average birth rate in New Zealand is one point five
seven births per woman, which is below the replacement rate
of year two point one. Some regions have a higher
birth rate than that in New Zealand, but that the average, right,
they're not doing enough, And yet a lot of news
at the moment about it's going to be a problem
in the future years when it comes to supporting the population, right,

(11:31):
and that means people aren't having three or four kids,
they're having one or two.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
Ten.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
The death of the middle child is eminent, Yeah, for sure,
because yeah, you need three or five? What was that
middle child like?

Speaker 9 (11:46):
Right?

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Smack dam three in the middle counters the middle children
in this situation of five, I don't know. They just
became self sufficient. Yeah, they're under ecosystem. Yeah, well, I
got the top six signs the middle child is becoming extinct.
Okay for today's top six due to falling birth rates.
Number six on the list, just not as many little
dancers happening in the lounge in front of the TV
when the ads are on.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
Year with a tape dick out.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah watch this, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got four minutes.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
Yeah, you guys are really I'm going to walk in.
Is everybody watching or shouldn't? I need to start again?

Speaker 3 (12:18):
God, how much much of being a parent is pretending
to care all.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
Of mum, you're not watching mum.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
When I was doing my little dancers, I didn't even
have to compete with smartphones.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
Imagine that. Yeah, being a.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Middle child and your parents looking at a glance at their
phone when you're doing your little dance. Umber five on
the list of the top six signs. The middle child
is becoming extinct, just not as many people using whiteboard
dusters to make fake bruises for.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
Attention whites to make fake bruiser.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
So the whiteboard dusters, because it's it was all dark
on there, you could like brush on a bruise, oh
like and it was, oh, we've got a rag out
there that purply yeah, and you do it at school
on your elbow whatever, and you come school.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
It was such a brave boy, do me hard. I
don't even care me.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Number four on the last of the top sex signs.
The medal child is becoming extinct. Just not as many
people writing themselves Valentine's Day cards with their left hand
to make it look like it.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Was from somebody. All look, man, eager to go for.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
You me your excuse secreted may rare.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
From your secreted your left hand born?

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Maybe it is, but maybe it is from Princess Jennifer.
Sequere number three on the last of the top sex signs.
The middle child has become extinct. Hardly anybody putting on
funny voices at the supermarket and pretending their family it
is not their family's so sad.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Walking the other way with my own little trolley.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
Yes, what a good day to you is?

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Lets see, you're buying food for your family. Put the
put the trolley back, you know, Vaughn fella, it's.

Speaker 10 (14:08):
Me, the father of Jennifer's secret je I am the
fair there.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Put the trolley back. You've got a whole lot of
stuff in there, and I'm not buying it. Burn myself,
for I'm a grown man.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
Is the little.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Signs coming extinct? Not too many people pretending to choke
at the dinner table when the sibling's going on about
their accomplishments.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
Oh, yeah at my moment.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Now yeah, oh my god, I think I'm joking.

Speaker 10 (14:39):
Oh my god, there was I was so scary around
that I was going to die en But like, no, shush,
no one kires about your science Mark I nearly died,
really died.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
And number one on the list of the top sex
signs of the middle Charter has become extinct. Who's printing
out their own certificates of school a bring and get
praised for imagine that imaginettle certificate?

Speaker 5 (15:05):
Hey this I guess, like I don't even know, like
for writing.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
God, So this certificate I got for writing?

Speaker 5 (15:14):
It just like the Rise and Fall of the ottomani Empire.
It was like she's like superdvance. It says that it's
for writing. It says the certificate is for born for writing. Yeah,
I've been doing some writing over here. Has everybody else's
been doing? R G H T I N J.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (15:29):
And you know what, that just hitned me.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Another one. Probably tomorrow I'm going to bring home certificate
for speming. Yeah probably, I don't know. Maybe you know
the certificates they're just nothing to me. Just don't even
worry about it.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
That is to day'stop six.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
Does that m podcast Needwork plays.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
This is an absolute Hailey Sprow move. There's a gentleman
who lives in Kamchi village in Gaya. Okay, Moha Lalas's name.

Speaker 5 (15:58):
He's seventy three, is a retired Air Force better.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
I thank you just on behalf of India.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
Yep, thanks, thanks, and I speak freely the people of India.
Seventy four years old, and he wanted to see how
much people truly cared about him.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Okay, And it's hard.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
You can't just ask people be like, you know, how
much do you care?

Speaker 4 (16:22):
How much would you miss me? Say if I were
to die, how sad would you be? Questions I myself
often ask because.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
I were at my funeral movie.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
You're a living funeral.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
I don't want a living funeral, but I just want
to just know that people will be devastated.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
I kind of do like the living funeral when someone
knows they're going to die and they've got six months
or whatever. Yes, I kind of like that because then
they get to hear all the nice things for sure.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
But I do want to say that Mohan Lal is
of perfect health. Okay, yeah, so he didn't. He wasn't
having a living funeral.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
What he did was he faked his own death and
staged a funeral, full traditional Indian funeral too, Like he's
sheathed white sheet, he's got the bright orange flowers on him,
the whole thing, because he wanted to see who truly
truly cared about him, the things that they would say
and who would turn up.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Was it an open casket or did he sneak in
the back casket?

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Okay, so they do because it's not casket, but they
where's the photo?

Speaker 5 (17:17):
You know? They sort of lie on a bed, shrouded in.
He just closed his eyes.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
He had little nunnies, had a little nunnies and and
everything all the night. What if someone had said something
that wasn't so nice or wow, not enough?

Speaker 5 (17:32):
What he did was he got his neighbors to help him.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Okay, he was like, he got them to stage a
full traditional funeral and invited the whole neighborhood or everyone.
Basically just said, let everyone know that I have died
and this is the date of the funeral. He wrapped
in a white shroud, pretending to be dead. Hundreds attended,

(17:56):
with various degrees of emotions, some howling.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
With okay, how would you feel bad at that point
when you can hear people that are your friends and
family howling or one. Yeah, maybe to describe it as howling.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
Yeah, I've traumed them a bit and may have gone
a bit far there.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Completely unsuspecting, and he got to listen to the sadness
of the of the people. It made him feel really good.
And then just before the final cremation rights were read
before everyone shocking. Yeah, and then he did this whole
thing about like do I wait till we did to

(18:36):
let people know how great they are, which is a
sentiment I stand by for sure. Yeah, but it's probably
like a little bit dramatic. By the way, I would
like to also note that he has two sons and
a daughter who were also none.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
The wise what he didn't tell them?

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Who knew that they probably already spent like the house,
so we're like, okay, we could probably sell the house.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
How Yeah, my mortgage was huge. So it became the
talk of the village obviously, and it has gone very
violent viral on social media across India.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, I don't think he's getting that second funeral won't
be as nice, so people will be a bit do
you I've.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
Been getting out there, he'll die right because he's seventy four.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Like, it's not like he's got like the wrist, you know,
the bulk of his life ahead of him.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
And I get there, I'll be.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
Like, yeah, come on, you do it, Come on board,
give you a slap, Yeah, exactly, give.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
It a pope next time to make sure he's actually dead.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
Yeah, come on mate, I'm not buying this shit again.

Speaker 6 (19:33):
Does that en podcast Network?

Speaker 11 (19:36):
Hay, silly little pole, Si, it is so silly, silly, silly,
that silly little poo, silly little pottle pottle.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
I'm so sorry. I've just met the deal setting news
that my cobbler is shut.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah, I'm sorry to have broken that to you.

Speaker 5 (19:59):
Left rattle.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
We're gonna have to find a new combler.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
I'm down a cobbler.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Well, today's sell a little pilotal thanks to met Cafe,
keep the show on the road. Drive through Metcafe Coffee
for your morning facts.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Do you and your partner share a hobby.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
I've just read an article about the benefits of one
having hobbies. You've got to have a hobby, and to
that hobby not being the same hobby as your partner
Obviously you can bond over things.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
But you've got to have your own time, separate avenue
as well. Yeah, you go to yours.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Some people don't like if their partner goes away and
has a hobby and does something and they're all alone.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
Don't be alone. You get a hobby. That's sort of
the balance there.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Sixty percent of people responded don't share a hobby with
their partner?

Speaker 5 (20:40):
Do share a hobby with their partner?

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Isn't that something?

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Interesting?

Speaker 5 (20:45):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Or ash you said?

Speaker 3 (20:47):
I voted no, as parenting a hobby, it's kind of
the only thing we have time for these days. Not
so not a hobby. You have time to get yourself
a little hobby when they're a little bit older.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
Is it be a big hobby? Don't you even if
you join the bloody social netball team. No hobby could
be reading or cross stitch cross stitch or some cross fairs.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Are we counting the gym as a hobby? I don't
the necessity. Yeah, and there'll beg couples that hike together.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
If I had a naturally thumb body. And I don't
even care about the sort of mental health benefits of
it all.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Danny said, our hobby is why our ship hobby is
winding each other up. Okay, well you have some fair
I love that, Laurence says. We both play the drums.
It's very loud at our house.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
Do you have two kids?

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah, and you don't go different ends of the house,
poor neighbors.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
What if he's in three four times and you're in
four four times and we're out.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
And we're out, you're going to be in every twelve
times a round.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
Yeah, you sort of eventually hit the same point.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah, only for a moment, do you know?

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Actually, speaking of being in time, I was listening to
a voice note from a free and he sent it
when he was driving, and who's driving and I was
also driving listening to it. He turned on the indicator
in his car on the voice notte at exactly at
the same time I turned.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
On the indicator of my car, and our indicators were synced.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
You're going to get married felt really good. It felt
really good, Rochelle said. While other people are watching TV shows,
we play board games. We both love them, have over
a hundred of our own, and lots of friends that
we play board games with. I just could not imagine
being with someone and just sitting there playing board games.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
Some people that just love us.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
He loves it, Maddie and ran game rules. Yeah, I've
got room for one rule. Once the rules in my head,
I don't.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
I can't learn a card game or play a different
game unless it's so simple. It's like I tried to
do Settlers of Katan and people love that game so complicated.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
My brain was just like, yeah, what am I trading?
What about the longest road? What does this card do?

Speaker 8 (22:57):
Now?

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Now you've got the card because you've got a longer
how much stone? I couldn't follow that game. And then
I watched my daughter destroy a couple of people have
been playing for a long time. At least I had her,
I thought. Alexandra said, my husband and kids ride dirt bikes,
and I'm the pit mother. I'm happy not riding. I
like sorting lunch. Sitting in nature and watching the kid

(23:18):
kids really feels me.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
Sitting that nature that.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Listen to the birds and then and then and then
rushing them to a and e when one of their
handlebars go.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
Yeah, Katie said football.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
We both played Twilight and indoor on the same team
and outdoor for different teams.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
At the s and you keep fit. Yeah, I love
that that might be I.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Think that that me so romantically. I think that might
be the response that wins the prize that you want
to tell everybody about.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah, yeah, that's.

Speaker 12 (23:59):
Love.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
How complicated did you think the prize was responsible?

Speaker 3 (24:04):
I know I was told, but then I said a
thing about setless and Catan again, and my brain was
just like, how many sticks?

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Georgia says, golf, He's got.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
It that And I found myself enjoying the driving range,
and now we had the golf courses together. It's free
lessons for me. Golf is one of those ones that
like the lads and they go play golf. They've got kids.
Nine holes, just nine holes, nine holes, another nine holes,
home at nine, leave home at nine, get home at nine. Yeah,

(24:35):
you're in trouble, Mason Sy, he were stepped into there.
We've stepped a foot into the world that is showing cats.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Cat Show.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
We have a main cone that we showed this year
and we'll be showing her and another main cern next year.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
And get they brushed them. Yeah, lovely.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Our shared hobbies is tanu is watching Jersey Shore and
all of its evolutions.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
That's cute.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Nadia play poker every Wednesday. Oh cool poker.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Hardly know her? And grass said, please, this.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
Is a couple playing a lovely, just game of cards.
Strip stop making it.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Horny, come on, and grass Seed just drinking in moderation count.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
No, don't make that your hobby. No, it's more of
a passion.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
So Vacilla little Pole today we are so you and
your partner share a hobby and only for you do play.

Speaker 5 (25:34):
White lotus? What was that last one? Season three? Was
that season three?

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yep, yep, that's a great season.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yeah, what's the Leslie Bibb who played one of the gowls.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
She had a bob. Now we called it something, but
I can't say it on here because it involves the
worst wear word you ever.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
But that's something a little I think you can say
that word freely. Now, who did I saying it at
the weekend? No, non Meryl Streep glint see it like
five times on a red cut sea.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Word did she she was serving? She was serving see
giving sea.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
This is the whole vibe, the cee Little bob right
was the vibe because you remember she had this short
like just above the jawline, little bob and everyone was like, ah,
this is the do Then we were all bobbing because
for a while we were lobbing guys and I don't
remember if you know that we were lobbing.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Well, Vorn and I have been out of the game.
We haven't been lobbing bombing.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
Yeah anything, fren hundred, We haven't.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
We haven't done any of that.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
No, you haven't.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
We don't have the hair.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
Well, there was the lob the long bob.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
That was huge for a while because everyone was like,
do you know what long here is for the male
gaze and we're not feeding that anymore, and so we
just want these cute.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Little boom more feeding of the male gaze.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
Waes, we're back.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Ye, I knew you couldn't live without our gaze.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
So this is short lived because that little bob leslie,
but little bob yep started a whole wave and everyone
was going to the hair dress has been like I
need this bob.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
We're cutting it all off and almost an active rebellion.
But also it's like cute, it's short lived, rapuns of age.
Apparently we're back right now. I can't do this because
I have as I have, like I think Vaughan's got
more here in his beard than I do in my head,
Like I have very very thin here, so when my
hair gets long, it sort of looks ratting and yark

(27:27):
but produces carwhen Shannon you guys, you've got both, you've
both got quite long hair, particularly you, Shannon.

Speaker 7 (27:35):
Thank you? Is that human?

Speaker 5 (27:37):
Not very much? So? Are you excited about the return
of the Rapuns of Age?

Speaker 8 (27:40):
Yeah, I definitely am a hair girly. I have, like
I hate to admit, like a fifteen step haircare process.
I spend so much money on hair products. I don't
get it dyed or cut. I cut it myself and
it's natural, but I will spend hundreds on haircare products.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
Yeah, it is my pride and joy, Carl.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
When you're a red head not by birth, yes, which
is a very high maintenance color.

Speaker 9 (28:03):
It is.

Speaker 7 (28:03):
And also people judge me, why did I choose that color?

Speaker 5 (28:06):
That looks nice?

Speaker 4 (28:07):
Yeah, it does look nice on you, but you're you've
got quite a long hair. Are you excited about the
return of the Rappuns because we didn't, none of us
real I sort of lightly bobbed.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
I lobbed. Yeah, I haven't taken the plunge because it's
very scary, and I don't. I used to have a
bob back in high school. I tried it for a
short moment and it wasn't a good idea. Say, is
that rude? If I say that, I think that you
look quite silly with the bob. It was like a
little lob, but it wasn't good.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (28:33):
Why you know someone's a friend is when you say
should I cut my hair like this?

Speaker 5 (28:36):
And they say, Heaven forbid? You don't know that is
not for you? Yeah, well you go. I think you'll
thrive in the rapunzelera Flitchborne.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, Okay, So now we're just all growing
it out, well, growing in it.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
And also it's not just that it's a trend thing.
It's the sake of ease.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
If you want to keep a bob, like the short
short bobs that were popular, it's constant maintenance because you're
constantly going trum, it's getting too long and it's getting
to like lord a card sort of yeah, and like
it gets it gets your body way too quick, whereas
if it's long rappunds that you're just letting it fly.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
It's just easier.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Then podcast network, come on, forni.

Speaker 5 (29:13):
Ok I just gotta get in that booth really keeps
saying Shannon's hacks and on.

Speaker 9 (29:24):
If you see a faded sign at the side of
the road that there's fifteen miles to a shell, Shannon's hack.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
And she's in the studio. Your paprika's about to slip off.
I've got a prop, she's got props. She's got a
bowl and a jar of paprika.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
If you're new to the show, producing Shennon famously pitches
us hacks and we rake them out.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
Of five stars, and I'll say generally the terrible.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
They're genuinely low quality.

Speaker 8 (29:59):
Untilted because I showed rosboss off here and he said,
and I quote that one's actually good.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Oh wow, okay, now you've got it. What have you
got here?

Speaker 8 (30:07):
At some so you've got a little spice jar, you know,
a classic where you open it and it's got holes
and you've got to get the spice out real good
descripting words.

Speaker 7 (30:15):
We're on radio.

Speaker 8 (30:16):
You know, when you pour out a spice, it doesn't
come out super well when you're kind of shaking your
arm and.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
The other one.

Speaker 7 (30:24):
But if you're sprinkling over.

Speaker 8 (30:25):
A dish and you're like, oh, look, not much is
coming out right, it's colompy.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
It's not good, it's moist. I've been doing it over steam,
you know, wrong, they straight over the pot.

Speaker 8 (30:40):
See how slow this is. I've got a hack for
you today. This can be used on any spice jar.
What I want you to do is twist the actual
lid itself instead of shaking your arm.

Speaker 7 (30:50):
Look how much spices are coming out.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Now, that's brilliant. Thank you brilliant. That's actually brilliants.

Speaker 8 (30:59):
So much less work, it's even Look how even it
is my bowl, that's even no clumps.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
So effectively you're treating the lid of the spice jar
like a grinder.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Like you grinder.

Speaker 7 (31:13):
You're grinding it.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
How did you?

Speaker 3 (31:15):
And because of the backwards and forth forwards motion, so
much loose work.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
I wouldn't do it over a steamy.

Speaker 7 (31:24):
Pod personal floor of mine. But that's nothing to do
with the hack.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
Because I've personally jarred and alphabetized and labeled my spices.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Look sweet.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
If I was to return to the world of that's
a game change or how do you get your spice out?

Speaker 5 (31:41):
I opened the jar and then I get a small
tea spoone.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Making over us man that's posh, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
It's a better right, Yeah, so just you just wait there.
We just have a small hurry.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yeah, I'll turn the microphone off.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
That doesn't mean she can't hear that she can't speak, Yeah,
she can still hear it is please, mom and dad
are going to swear at each other.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
That's pretty if and good, doesn't it?

Speaker 1 (32:05):
That's pretty bloody good. I just I don't want to
give her a five because of it that.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
It's it's not it's not solving a giant problem in
my life, but it is. It's good. That's good.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
It's flawless for.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
I was thinking of a four.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
And then once you go, I think was the last
when she did a five star? Heck, they got to
the theme, So what was that?

Speaker 5 (32:31):
I don't think it was pads on the feets.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Not solving homelessness?

Speaker 5 (32:37):
Is it? Come on, she's not a.

Speaker 13 (32:40):
She's just she's a simple continue to she's a simple girl.
It's amazing she's coming with me. She's from the Stalkland.
I should we say five five? While between five I
feel like it's not a fun.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
When we go it's a five, and I'll go it's
a five and then you flip.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
You go it's a four from No, that's not a
perfect five, and then she won't get fine, and then
you'll get food.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
Do you want to be Simon Cow? Have you seen
what happened? You're back?

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Okay, well, Shannon. For Shannon's hack of getting.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Rid of clogs like your paprika, this would work on
all matter of cinnamon anything, just a little twist of
the lead on the Jarvonne Smith will give you five stuffs.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Shannon.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
For me, I thought long and hard about this, and
I just think we're I'm so proud of you. This
is really a great hack, Shannon.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
It's a five for me.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Okay for me, Shannon, it's a four.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
Cow, Simon Cow.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
It's great, but it's not life changing for me.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
And swear word no, it does mean. It's about a
four point three three three sex four point sex. Repeat it,
so that's yeah, that's not a five star, but it's
so good. And just never give up because that really
was something I really liked it. Yeah, Okay, okay, Shadow, Okay,

(34:22):
you see.

Speaker 9 (34:22):
Your favorite side at the side of the road that
says four point sex.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
The podcast network plays it in Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
Paul E goes in studio, Good morning, Poorly, good morning.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Great to see you guys. You're looking so fresh. Apart
from one of you.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
Facial burns.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
It's not you, it's not me.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
We know that it's isn't it, Paulie Where I literally
just opened up my calendar to go win Are we
the road Wednesday, furth and November wekok off the Seven
Days Live to in Todunger.

Speaker 14 (35:04):
Yeah, like it's only two weeks ago. I'm starting to
actually panic a little bit. Yeah, excitement panic, Yeah, yeah,
very much.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Fun and going everywhere to like eleven places, to Napier
Dunedin and the Cargo, Auckland Rotter and Nelson, Wellington, Parisan
North Christ at Hamilton.

Speaker 14 (35:19):
I mean that's a fierce and the fact that that's
all one night, I mean we should spread it out.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Which that last gig is going to be so late,
poor Hamilton.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Four a even in the.

Speaker 14 (35:32):
Morning, midday. I think by the time we get to Hamilton. Yeah, no,
they're different dates. It's going to be amazing.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
So it's you and me. It's Jeremy Corbett. I believe
he's going to host this year.

Speaker 14 (35:41):
Yeah my god, I mean he's he's quite new to
the hosting business. I really hope he doesn't stuff at that.
Ben Hurley is bringing the beer factor. He's got the
worn factor. He's got to be coming and not quite
as Vaughn's got a nice bit of strawberry blonde in there.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Ben's more.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Also, the fact that it's solidly on one side is weird.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
I think that do you think that's the suns aside
become I die hen wash.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
And yes, he'll go a long way.

Speaker 14 (36:12):
He's going to be there and yourself, Justine Smith is
there to get angry and hit everybody and who am
I missing out?

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Josh Thompson, Oh yeah, he's all right, wonderful.

Speaker 5 (36:22):
I know everyone always sort of wants to know, like,
what's it like on tour as a group, and it
is chaos. I think there's a lot of hollering from
the women about the temperature in the van. I run
hot and let's just is menopause also, that's that happens.
There's a lot of Josh Jompson always running late. We're
all sitting in the van. Absolutely Die is the one

(36:46):
I will say that's poor. And I say this with
such love and respect to you. Of course we prefer
it when die drive because it's a bit more reckless.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Okay, it was a.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
Very conceitling, very safe drive.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
That's you are sorry, sorry that I want to get
to every gig alive.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
You don't want reaklessness in a van.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
They're so slow to respond much like me, to be honest, is.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
Quite heavy fushed, and it does mean for a more
adventuress drive, but we get there quicker.

Speaker 14 (37:18):
Yeah, sure, absolutely. It's a miracle that he's heavy footed
when his legs are so short. How does he actually
do it. Maybe he's using a stick.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
When you guys interchange the driver, he has to get
those little extinction things put on. Describe the show if
people have a big to seven days live, which is
what how many years has it been going?

Speaker 14 (37:35):
I want to say the live show probably about twelve,
maybe eleven or twelve.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
It's crazy and you've done every single one.

Speaker 9 (37:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Yeah, I was young, Yeah, came straight out of drama
school into the van.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 15 (37:50):
No.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
The first encounter I had was saw you on the
side of the road that you guys would turn around.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
You were going on holiday and we were having to work.

Speaker 5 (37:58):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
One day you'll get on there and there you are,
and it's awesome and you're a highlight of the show.
This one too. Within reason describe the show.

Speaker 14 (38:09):
Essentially, we started doing it because we thought it'd be
quite cool to be able to have kind of a
looser version of the game show on stage where we're
not sort of limited so much by cameras and stuff
like that. You got stands here sort of say what
you want to us to a certain extent, so it's
a looser version of that. But before that, the first
half is everybody doing stand up because we all kind
of come from a stand up live performance background, so

(38:31):
we all do seven minutes of stand up each. It's
like a little mini, little mini comedy gala. Yeah, but
you're the seven of us.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Bang.

Speaker 14 (38:38):
So that's done in the hour, and then we bring
out the desks onto the stage and we do a
seven day show for that town and sort of cater
it to that town a little bit if we can.

Speaker 5 (38:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (38:47):
So it's awesome. So if you're a fan of the
show but you hate stand up, wait till the second half.
If you love stand up but hate seven days, buy
a ticket anyway, see the stand up, then piss off
do you.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
Have a favorite place because eleven cities, and there's some
that come with like an expectation and christ Church, a
lot of us will be juzzy, will cry because the
venue is so beautiful.

Speaker 5 (39:09):
Yes, and then the cargo there's likely to be a brawl.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 14 (39:12):
I think the first year that we played in the
Cagol in the same show, somebody threw up down someone's
the back of someone's shirt. They turned around, punched them
in the head and then there was a second fight.
This is while the show was happening, and we're like,
the audience seemed distracted in some way, and what's that smell?
So in Icago set the bar like really high, Yeah,

(39:35):
I think.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
I mean I've only done less than half of the
years of it, and I've seen two brawls in my
time and it.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Yeah, it's full on. It's full on.

Speaker 14 (39:41):
I mean each show is great and every time we
do and we go, oh, that's been the best show
so far, or that's been the best show so far.
I think NAPY has been pretty brilliant in the last
few years. Yeah, been consistently good at the Memorial Hall.
But look, they're all fantastic. Hamilton always brings a noise.
Auckland's selling great at the moment, which is very non Auckland.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
We might go, well, you don't know, we're much seven
days dot cot INSI it is the easiest lank because
it's just got all the dates.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Totally, and someone paid for that domain. It might as
well get a use. You know, absolutely well.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Seven Days is on air at the moment, the actual
TV show, so otherwise it'd be sitting dormant.

Speaker 14 (40:18):
No, I'm pretty sure Die organized that time. I'm pretty
sure he bought it. I think he brought them. I
seem to remember him buying it, being quite surprised that
it hadn't already been taken by seven Days.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
For anything other than seven days long. I love that show,
but I'm not surprised.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
Seven Days.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
A napier to need it and the cargo Auckland Rotter
and Nowson Wellington, Parmerston North Christi at Chamilton kicking off
in just over two weeks.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
Get your.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Thanks, guys, thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
Can we get so you wanted to pack and save
deals while he was here?

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Can we get any Yeah? Absolutely a deal on hair.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Plays it in Flitch and Haley.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
Well Vaughan walked into studio at the end of last
week and said, I've got a little surprise for you,
and you dumped a big box on the desk and
we got very.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Good to open your present.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
Yeah, and we did a little brothers and Sisters opening prison.
She had present and it was a Ninja slush Year
which we've talked about for a back.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Year from Brisco's.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Yeah, sent and gifted by Ali, friend of the show
Yes who we just happened to go to the rugby
with Yes Bens.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Brad invited some people, some close friends.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Haley was invited and Ali was there and we got
talking about the Ninja Slashing Machine and she told me
some astronomical facts about how many sold. Yeah, the sales
were insane because our line sales were insane. And she
said the online for Briscoes is still small in comparison
to the big online still store. Yeah, offline. So we

(41:56):
were talking about it. She said, oh, I'll try to
I was sending you one, and she did. And then
at the weekend I was not there, but you two
said you were going to We've got she had custody
of the Ninja Slushy books.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
Yeah, we do.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
I think it lives at Haley's house.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Now, well, it's basically it was a comedy of aras
to begin with, because I was sort of setting up
for the party, getting a few things together.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
You guys were arriving.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Two o'clock arrival, like it was just perfect sunny afternoon,
very lucky. And my dream was for the gaggle members
invited to arrive and we would have frozen margaritas upon arrival.
There was my vision because the core like driver behind
having this social event was the slushy massie.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
Yeah, but that's why I threw this. Let's just test
it out.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
Come over to mine, have some slushies that you can
go home. So everyone arrives and I was like spanner
in the works. Fletch was driving my car because I
had some drinks on Friday, and I was like, well,
you pick up my car and Saturday drive it out.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
Perfect plan. It's Fletch problem solved. Fitch to mine, I
don't drive on Friday, and good for me to drive
and just refresh you know my Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Yeah, remind you south of how it goes. Yeah, remind
everybody that.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
I do have a license and I can drive, and
a borrowed is when I did pack up, Maddie. He's like,
we have never seen you drive.

Speaker 14 (43:15):
I was like.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
And then the problem with that was that it was
in the boot. The slushy machine was in the boots. Yeah.
So so there was no pre marga reader, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Yeah, So I wasn't churning away, freezing, ready to go.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
And we were told forty five minutes to sixty for
a slushy. And I was like, that's fine, by the way, rival.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
This by the way, this is why friend groups have
all started buying one each. Yeah, so you can so
that you just have them stack them up, You bring
them up and then they're all stacked on the at
different stages.

Speaker 5 (43:51):
Yeah. Yeah, So that wasn't gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
That was fine, right, And I bought we'd bought, You'd
procured some tequila, I'd got all the mixers read.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
Everything was ready to go except for the machine arriving.
Machine arrives with you, and I had other drinks planned.
So I was like, that's fine, no one's going to
go drink less. Made some non frozen drinks yep, with
ice cubes like a piece of blah laugh, And then
I start to make the slushy thing, and I sort
of chuck in the mix and I heap in the
tequila and we get it going well.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
I will say at this point, Va, and there wasn't
much reading of the manual. I'll I'll just say, she
didn't read the manual.

Speaker 5 (44:28):
How can it be? It's a freezing device, okay.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
And she wouldn't let me take the stickers off of that.

Speaker 5 (44:33):
No, no, no, because I needed to know which when
when I wanted.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
To wear okay, But she wouldn't let me to feel
the stickers off.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
So he's upset with me already.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Then we said it starts chuning and we're all excited.
Music we had, you know, cornships. The whole thing was
sort of frozen.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
Margaret the thamed and then we're back into the kitchen
at the forty five minute mark, and I tell you what,
it almost felt more liquid than.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Right before it happened.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
So I was sort of one by one pulling people
in bed.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
I said, why don't we check of ice cubes and
and that said one of the stickers says, no, no solid,
that's its whole fact.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
It's got an organ in it, right, yeah, yeah, no
ice concrete truck.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
Pretty much it is and then we were like, maybe
she's just getting going, you know. So we went back
out and I was like, one, I opened a bottle
of champagne. So we had a little glass of champagne.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
So then we waited, well, here we go, Here we go,
went back and again it's like it was warmer right
on the bench.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Okay, and that still isn't getting read it.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
We came in to start aggressively reading it.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Are we an hour and a half and at the
stage you or Hailey has also skeppt over the point
where she reset it.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
Oh Haley, Yeah, I.

Speaker 10 (45:39):
Did go in.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
It's turned itself off. Which is there something that it
does to temper regular.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Churning all the time?

Speaker 3 (45:46):
It will churn stop and then yeah, because if it's
turning the whole time, it won't let it turn to eyes.
And then so because Haley had seen that it had
stopped churning, she turned it off and on and that's
when Mike started reading the manual and was like, no,
you're silly.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Unlike the drink.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Mike was yelling at Haley because you'd reset the machine
and then you've done this. Also, we realized that it's
like a mini fridge. And because it had been on
its side and the two days, you need to set
it upright for at least two hours. That's what you
do when you move your fridge. You're supposed to leave

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it before you plug it in. I had no idea
was the thing about fridges and gas and coolington whatever
that magic.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
And obviously out of the party of seven, I think
the five of us at one point, we're on Google
trying to get to the bottom of it. And what
we figured out was that you can't just Biffin Willy
Elliot at science because you can't freeze alcohol.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
Alcohol doesn't freeze.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
It doesn't Jamieson's in the freezer and it like goes
as You could leave it in there and not touch
it for a month and leave the freezer shut.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
It still doesn't freeze. It nice and thick, but it
doesn't freeze out.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
So when I had sort of Hifton mix a tequila,
i'd heavy handed, just may shock you are heavy handed?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
So did then the machine beep and tell you too
much alcohol?

Speaker 5 (47:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:13):
I know, it just knows. It just knows because it
wasn't freezing breath because old boozy.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
Sprowl here, just heavy handed.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
Yeah, And then you've also got to make sure when
you're making the alcoholic slushes, you've got to have sugar
content as well.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
It's got to be at least five percent.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
We had the sugar right, mixes with sugary too much alcohol.
That the solve was you've got to add water and
then immediately slushy. And then it was we were on
a rock and then and then we were like we got.

Speaker 5 (47:43):
The science right.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
And so it was like the moment that slush you
had been done, someone was like, let's do something else.
At one point I couldn't find a mix and I
was like, Liz Chuck and a bottle of wine.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
See what happens. We had a bit of frozer. Like
it was so much fun.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
But from the arrival of the giggle to the first
slushy was four hours.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
That's sort of I'm going home after four hours, I
recollect the party.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Yeah, I would like to say that I had a
hard out for everyone.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
I wanted everyone out of my house at eight pm
at the latest, and I'd already pushed from seven pm.

Speaker 5 (48:14):
It was two to seven and I said two to eight, yeah,
one am. The ubers turned. That's but this also was
me because I made them wait four hours for their
first slushy. So there there's science behind freezing alcohol.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
But once we read the instructions, it's amazing. I missed this.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
I'm going to come in when everyone's experienced veterans. Yeah,
I feel like if you were there, it probably wouldn't have.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Are we taking the ninja slushy machine away with us
on our genuine friends.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
And where we end up going?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
That's what that's That was kind of me trying to
get not.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
Be appropriate on top of a ski field. Damn, he
knows we're not going skiing.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
The fleet and Haley begod.

Speaker 5 (48:59):
You know this istual be my year of tattoos. I
think I got like seven this year.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
She's addicted.

Speaker 5 (49:05):
Yeah, big time. And I've got so many more plants,
like I'm in Yeah, I'm all born.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
You even got one, didn't you?

Speaker 9 (49:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:11):
We did go one.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Talking about it too much now we haven't. Yeah, go on,
people are going to get some more too. It was
with your friends, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, my lads, my boys,
the boys.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
My boys are close and personal. The lads I love, Yeah,
I tell them.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
I will say. We were one with the other day
and someone said, I love that cowboy on your thigh?
Did I said, I love them too as a friend.
As a friend, yeah, that's my friend. I said.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
That caused a bit of trouble, that tattoo the ladyship.
That sounds like a story. I said, well, we don't
have enough time. Where are you guys, We're gonna go.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
We're up at a cafe and pants and I'm a
little little skirt on. Anyway, we digress tatoos. We're talking
about it because ACC claims for botched tattoos tops five
hundred a year.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
I didn't know that like botches and like infected or.

Speaker 5 (49:59):
Like right, it's an open wound. You're just like.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
To be medical, it's not an accident?

Speaker 5 (50:06):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Related injuries are behind hundreds of ACC claims every year,
cost in the country hundreds of thousands of dollars annually.
Interesting from people claiming injuries with accent description contained the
words tattoo is it?

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Because what on your ACC form you did at the
gym during a lap pulled down? Yeah, and then the
tato got infected And they just say, yeah, sure, that's
very interesting.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
Do you know what's interesting?

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Because tattoos are not covered by ACC h here we go,
I've had a Google here we go, because they are
not considered injuries from an accent of a pre planned
elective cosmetic procedure. ACC covers injuries caused by accidents, While
some injuries from medical treatment can be covered under treatment
injury claims, this is a specific to an injury caused
by a necessary medical procedure. Therefore, getting a tattoo, which
is a voluntary choice, does not cover for acc.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
I don't know, We've got conflicting information.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
Maybe they're claims, maybe they're not paying them out, but
it's saying it's costing us a lot and this is from.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
Resource. So yeah, it's like.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
It's it's an open wound if you don't look after them,
or it was done by an unqualified person, which is crazy.
I've had most of my tatoo's done in Australia, where
you have to have a license, you do a whole thing,
you apply, you prove your quality of work, that you've
been taught by someone.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
Of repute, your need all, you're not doing all this shit.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
And then in New Zealand there are no specific qualifications
required for tatoo artists in New Zealand, so you can
just get yourself, your little team or gun and off
your trot.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
So this is how bad it could get.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
There's a master tattooists who specializes in traditional salmor and tattooing,
which is often done with the wood.

Speaker 5 (51:47):
Banging, and you'd got in the whole legs, you know,
and it's a whole thing.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Similar to what they're doing. Is it Thailand and balley
they do that as.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Somebody in Balio time is years ago, and they had
got the traditional one on their bags potato, and their
whole arm had gone like black purple, like good luck.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
There was a man who traveled too Somemore to get
his traditional you know, family heritage, the shorts, like the
whole bottom half of his body done. He ended up
in the hospital in some more being told that both
of his legs would need to be amputated due to
their blood infection from this tattoo. And that was done,
was done too deep and too it was just not
done well. And then it took him two years to

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heal from it. And this master tato, no, they didn't.
He got on a plane.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
It's good to get a stick in opinion, before they're
about to chop your legs off.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
He said.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
He left the hospital from some wore, got straight on
a plane to Auckland, where an ambulance was waiting for him.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
He got taken there.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
Full you know, blood cleansing and everything. Two years later,
this master tatooer was able to fix it and do it.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
So some said.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Someone said, my mum had the dog jump on a
newt a dog jump on a new tattoo at the beach,
which caused it. In fair so that procedure was fine.
The dog calls the injury, Oh to the tattoo rise.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
Oh yeah, there you go.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
That's an accident. But just a botch tattoo wouldn't because,
as I said, it's.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
A left wouldn't be.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
Yeah, if you got a new tattoo and you're like,
someone pushed me into the ocean and I definitely wasn't
on holiday, going for a little swim too early.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
And you know, I got hot and I thought, yeah,
the salt water will help him.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Yeah, we'll be careful there and make sure you do
your research before you commit.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Playim's Fleshborn and Haley play Zims Fletchborne and Hailey. All right, well,
let me scroll back in this Instagram conversation I've been
having with this fellow a fella. September the eighteenth, I
got a message from a man called Jaden saying good afternoon.
Every year my wife and I and our friend come

(53:47):
to Auckland for what we call it make a Wish Weekend.
We aren't dying or anything.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
But you know, you never know.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
And he's right wish constantly doing make your wish with like,
why did you get hit by a bus and you
didn't get you to make a wish wk That's how
I live my life like it's just one big one
a wish.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
I think I'm a living make a wish laugh.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Yeah, great, fantastic for you too.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Now. The premise for the weekend is whoever's tuna it
is gets to pick the activities. Last year it was
my wife's turn and we got tattoos and went to
a Lamington making class. I got a Lamington make it
because you know, the tip is you freeze freeze sponge.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
You freeze.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
If you don't freeze, the sponge is going to be crumbly.
Miss you're not going to get and you're dipping frozen sponge.
It makes it so much cheesier. Oh my god, it's
it's a hack. So he says, this year is my turn,
and my dream car is a Jymney, and I'd love
to be able to hire or rent run for the weekends,
just driving around warping. Do you know, because you're a
chimney man, do you know any companies that do this
as an option? Now?

Speaker 5 (54:40):
What time? Did I reply to him? Later in the evening?

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm feeling generous.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
You're hanging out with you.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
What have you done?

Speaker 3 (54:50):
He's looking at the weekend the eighteenth of October. Honestly,
we wouldn't even need it overnight. If you know anyone's
that rents them. I say, why don't you just have mine?

Speaker 5 (55:01):
Crazy?

Speaker 1 (55:02):
You don't know this person met him, never never met him.
Just borrow my mind.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
He's like, no, no, no, I wasn't implying that. Now,
that is that turn? That message go back nine o'clock
at night. I'm like, it's all good brother talk. So
it's all yours.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
Were you going to give it a clean because you
keep your Jymney quiet scrappy?

Speaker 1 (55:22):
You can hire them from the rental places. I'm pretty
sure you can. I don't know. So then the next day,
would you seriously in your car to a random stranger
on the internet.

Speaker 5 (55:31):
And he was kind of giving me the eye out.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
Yeah, and I was like, I was like, look, if
you wrote that car off, so probably hit the top
five bad things that have happened this year. And he's
like that sounds like a lot. And I was like,
I was like, yeah, man, ha ha, because you gotta
laugh or you cry. Yeah, and then he said I'll
be in touch closer to the weekend. I said, yep,
all good. Then he messaged on October seth saying afternoon
a couple of weeks away. Just want to see if

(55:55):
you're like, if you want opt out again, give me
And I'm.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Like, nah, man, totally, it's all good. You don't know
this guy, I was like, and.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
He said he's got to clean the license, okay, yeah,
And he said it's gonna be the eighteenth of October.
Can pack it up on meet it wherever. And I said, yes,
sweat ass, I'll sort it. We'll just sort of message
me again on the web.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
This is wild.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Then he says to me, it's a winter, I'm gonna
make some guys weak.

Speaker 5 (56:22):
Yeah, totally, actually totally, he said. And he says to
me on the sixth of October. Isn't an automatic.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
I've just realized I can't drive a manual And I
said it's automatic. Baby, you're sort of he's got I
got a license. I promised you want me to send
you a photo of it. I was like, I couldn't
give it literally, yes, because then you know who's got
your car. If it doesn't come back, I goes an
Instagram account. That's true that in real I can't see anything.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Jesus Born, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (56:50):
He is arriving Friday, staying in Monoday, happy to meet wherever.

Speaker 5 (56:55):
I said, ah, I can drop it off a Monoday.
What you in sight of all clumb I don't care, man.
And then how are you getting out of from Markety
to back home?

Speaker 1 (57:05):
I'll sort it out.

Speaker 5 (57:06):
Oh what is his father? Bloody Christmas?

Speaker 3 (57:09):
So? And he said, you're lucky you didn't tell me that.
I know this is because we were going to talk
about it on Friday before it happened. Yeah, but I
was like, you'll poop pull it and you're you're so
well your shamboos, like you don't know these people.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
This guy I never met him in my life. This
is wild, is like what Peter does it take.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
I'm like ninety one basic. I said, there's a few
rules to the jymney. If you see another Jimney and
there's a car park empty next to it, you've got
to park next to that jimney. It was the jymney,
and you've always got to wave to other jymy okay,
and you can not go over eighty. Yeah, it's just
not possible.

Speaker 5 (57:45):
It's not a rule, that's just a limitation of the vehicle.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
So there try I'm like, hit me with his address
in Markeday. He hits me with the address and on Friday,
I'm like, I'm just gonna park it on the side
of the road outside your friend's house and chuck the
keys in the letterbox.

Speaker 5 (57:59):
Oh my god, far out?

Speaker 1 (58:02):
What is wrong with you?

Speaker 5 (58:06):
No insurance like no, like in an exchange, Like you
can put his name on my insurance because they log
onto the app and it's like you're another and another
name driver and I'm like, oh, that's his name insurance.
Like you know when you forget something that leave your
keys behind you doing what is wrong with you?

Speaker 3 (58:22):
So then no deposit of some kinds of South Auckland
Parker on the side of the road, chuck the keys
in the letter box. I'm like, not yourself, oud, I
hope you have a great weekend. You're famously known for
its lower insurance premiums.

Speaker 5 (58:33):
Also, yeah, yeah, wait did you did you clean it?

Speaker 4 (58:38):
But so hang on, he's looking for a fungem the
experience you give your old sort of dusty dirty.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
It's just I said, either the glove box is full
of receipts. Don't like open that because the receipts will
spill out. Just like I'm just like I have I
guess just have fun that you can take it for
driving and stuff.

Speaker 5 (58:59):
Mind so much?

Speaker 3 (59:01):
Just whatever, Okay, okay, please tell me you've got the
car back. Yah, it yesterday afternoon. I completely forgotten. Oh
for god, So it's just sitting on some street and
they've left. No, he's still here.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
I think you think I'm going to go tagging it?

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Yeah I did. Actually that's a good call. I should
check where it is.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
I have so I would be tracking that thing like
a hook.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
What what is wrong with you? Insane behavior?

Speaker 5 (59:32):
Voice insane, it's very it's very whimsical. It's it's whimsical,
but it's very irresponsible.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
It's a. It's a the Monico Supercenter and Kevin des driver.
Right now we're to go to like a.

Speaker 5 (59:43):
Ram raid or something.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Sixteen nothing open, it is from own. You might be
just going to see some stuff. He's insane. This is
insane behavior. And you're right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
If you told the story on Friday, would have said
absolutely not.

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
What are you doing? I don't how are you going
to get the car today? I don't know who someone
needs to be taking charge of this man.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
Do you need one of those one of those brittle
conservative ships and that should be you flitch.

Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
You don't.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
I don't want to this. I don't even want my
own admins.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
I want nothing to do.

Speaker 9 (01:00:26):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
It's whimsical. It's very whimsical because then you've got to
go to yourself. Okay, worst case, what happens the car
gets written off?

Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
Who cares? Yeah? What's the story like? Insurance? Not believe that?
I don't know. Yeah, you're ambassador, I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
I can't believes got zero on the line of this.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
I think I think the best Friends holiday, the long
weekend is come at a great times. You need to
just relax and chill out. I'm stressed now, like this
energy is coming with us to our I'm really like
sinking into it too. I might start doing more fast
and less stuff. I feel like he's going to come
back with some sort of like facial tattoo, you know
what I mean, and like, yeah, okay, well, let's just

(01:01:17):
not be doing that again. I would say, I think
it's been a great if I get the car back.
There's a few okay, what are people saying?

Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
People want us to call the guy off the chymney
just a chicken. A lot of people. And this is
a great definition of love and faith. Hope it works out.
If not, the story just sits faith. It is love
and faith. Yeah, that's what I'm That's what I'm calling
my twins. Yeah yeah, yeah, guys, I'm having twins. Someone
did say, tell you what, I actually need a ranger

(01:01:45):
for the weekend. If you wouldn't mind if I'm not
using it this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
No, that's.

Speaker 5 (01:01:51):
That's not your car.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
One's not yours.

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
Just wants to do is Born? Okay, No he's not.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
He really isn't.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Plays that Fleshborn and Haley.

Speaker 6 (01:02:05):
Vons ten Dollars Suburb.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Ten dollars Suburb returns this week for the half week
that we hear away on Thursday Friday for the long weekend,
Monday's Monday's Labor Day.

Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
But how ten dollars suburb works is I read out
a suburb. You have to be in that suburb, a
randomly generated suburb somewhere in Altero, New Zealand. And if
you're in that suburb, you call it, prove it, ask
you a couple of questions, and then you win ten
dollars and I transfer it straight from my bank account
into your bank account.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Randomly generating.

Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
It's the sound it makes on AHI and.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Okay, it's described as fun Day's balcony because you get
the best half of yours in a front row seat
to every weather system rolling and off the Pacific.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
That's okay, so watching right.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Now, you're listening, you can be driving through, you can
be in there in the suburb and on the Rahi is.

Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
Yeah, it looks I mean like most of the airport.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
Okay, if you're in that stands on the Statistically, I
mean geographically, it's quite a big suburb. Okay, here there
was quite a lot of ground some other you want
to learn a little bit more about the suburb. The
great unspoken rivalry with Riverside on that Rahi folks, I
reckon they've got the better view. Riverside insists this comes

(01:03:40):
with a fewer mosquitoes. Everyone still tells the story of
one time a local bloke land that is microlight on
the wrong side of the runway, just to see if
he could.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Amy. Good morning, Good morning, welcome to Tendel suburb. You
are currently in the suburb.

Speaker 12 (01:03:55):
Yes, I'm driving pulled over on the side of the road.

Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
Near the shops. Okay, last's had a nice day there
because the photos online make it look like that the
water would really sparkle.

Speaker 12 (01:04:08):
It is a really nice today.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
It's really funny and it's.

Speaker 6 (01:04:11):
Really warm on my drive to work.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
So what what road are you on where we are
these shops? I'm not super familiar with this. On the
corner of it's some loads of time.

Speaker 12 (01:04:23):
I'm on off on that he road and there is
a flame the.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Hotel and I passed.

Speaker 12 (01:04:32):
Outside Feast, India and it's a cross the road.

Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
Also from the fang to Day library. Okay, okay, giving
some of the library care.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
You are Waverley Street, bang in the suburb.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Bang in the middle of the suburb. We do just
see it?

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Run a couple of quick questions using Google street View,
just to make sure you're not trying to, you know,
fraudunately obtain ten dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
You would say you're on what is it? Hea?

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
He wrote, So what's what do you What did you
say with you? Was the takeaways that you're outside.

Speaker 12 (01:05:06):
Outside Indian, which is an Indian restaurant, and behind me
is huh, what do you call it? It's like a.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Some sort of honor.

Speaker 5 (01:05:16):
Can you would say that?

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Though, of course the public toilets right?

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Okay, okay, you know she's this is all stecking up
any any strive. Could you ask a sign just say so,
we're definitively proving that she's there.

Speaker 5 (01:05:34):
Same is very friendly and sometimes I'm like, why are
you so friendly.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
The tavern that you're describing. Tell me about the sign.

Speaker 14 (01:05:46):
Which sign?

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Well, I would say it's the most visually dominant sign
that says.

Speaker 14 (01:05:50):
Pub on it parts at the.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Ten dollars good commitment to that. I mean, it's not
jumping a fence from the main road. The sign on
the corner, Yes, they's Comfort Hotel and splain.

Speaker 12 (01:06:06):
It's like the two for the.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
She's not making this and so far we have we've
never failed with ten dollars suburbs.

Speaker 5 (01:06:18):
Have you joined the long list of wins? And then
we did, we did, and we did.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
Amen colections say on the line, Warner is going to
get your bank details or it's a painful, this.

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
Is so painful.

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
And someone did just text and saying I can't believe
he asked more questions of the ten dollars suburb person
than the person borrowing his vehicles.

Speaker 13 (01:06:45):
Story as well.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
You wouldn't loan your kind of a stranger, would you, Amy? No, No, neither,
but you would you borrow my car?

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Amy?

Speaker 8 (01:06:55):
I probably would.

Speaker 5 (01:06:58):
Also behavior Amy, It's okay, we'll wait there, Amy, We'll
get that transfer through to you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Plays play.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Fact of the day, day.

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
Day day, day.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Do do.

Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
Do?

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
It's rhubarb week at Fact of the day, because I
am currently custodian of Hayley's Nana's rubarb, Latitia's Robert. Though
I imagine when Patsy's back, shall we wanted that rubarb back?

Speaker 5 (01:07:39):
Well, no, because we've got to, like, I've got to
make a spot for it in my garden.

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
And so that's a process because at the weekend my
mother would cut me a whole lot of rubarb from
her thriving ruberb plants, and we got talking about rhubarb,
and that's what spawned. This is fact of the day.
Now I've got one rock solid fact term more days
of the week to film.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
This could Headlin calendar.

Speaker 5 (01:08:02):
Wake.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
I'm just saying, it's not it's not sexy.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
I have an emotional investment because if you kill that rhubarb,
my nana passed away in twenty eleven.

Speaker 5 (01:08:10):
That's how long we've been keeping that thing alone. Also,
it is wild.

Speaker 15 (01:08:13):
You you handed me a near dead rhubarb and you're like,
don't you dare kill that rubarb.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
It's like shooting someone in the med, like, don't you
did die?

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
That's on you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
If it's on you, If you die, that's on you.

Speaker 5 (01:08:23):
I didn't kill you.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
Well, today's rhubarb fact of the day is the same
thing that makes rhubarb leaves poisonous to eat is in
Barkeeper's Friend.

Speaker 5 (01:08:34):
The scrub. You know the scrub. You know that scrub,
the bar Keeper's friend.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
But it's like a multi purpose dude rules for cleaning.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
So if you've got a rust mark yep Barkeeper's Friend,
if you've got pots that need shining, and you don't
want to use barkeeper's friend, grab a handful of rhubarb
leaves and scrub your pots with RUBI you not have
tried it.

Speaker 9 (01:08:57):
Shut up.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
I tried it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:58):
I tried Anna's rubab not Nana's nana.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Christine is nana. So when we say nana my nana,
my nana also grow ladies.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Let's call that laddies rubb Christine's rubarb the leaves so
that the oxalic acid is a naturally occurring organic acid
found in many plants.

Speaker 5 (01:09:20):
What sorry, just in a group chat. We've had just
some feedback from the producers.

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
Excuse me. This is classic gen z not wanting to
put in the hard yards. They'll just chuck it away
and go get a new one. Yeah, one with or
the forever chemicals. Yeah, yeah, economy that they want to live.

Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
Yeah, this fascinates.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
So you grab a handful of rhubarb leaves and you
can scrub pots with it. I just worry about the acid.
I just worry about Tomorrows and Wednesday's.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Fact, I don't even know where they are.

Speaker 5 (01:09:57):
I have it warrant that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
So it's the same.

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
It's the same as the oxalic acid is the same
active ingredient that's in Barkiave's friend that I recently used
to clean a glass, a shower glass.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Oh, okay, does it work on.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
Shouted it because my shower glasses but felty at the
moment with some rhubarb, yes, how natural nude ruba.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
You would, so rubarb leaves.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
The toxic levels of the oxalic acid is nineteen hundred
milligrams are per one hundred grams, which is toxic. It'll
shut your kidneys down. Oh goodness, it'll do a whole
lot of stuff to you.

Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
Not good.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
Rhubarb stalks have up to five hundred, so it has
nearly four times as much as the actual stalks themselves,
and in lower quantities it's actually really good for you.
So spinach, it's in spinach, one of the hoss a
lot of spinach.

Speaker 5 (01:10:49):
Yeah, spinach. Well, it's definitely in there.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
There's even some of this in chocolate and dark chocolate. Yeah,
some of this acid. And brew tea has a small amount,
but it still has it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
So after you've boiled your rhubarb, there's another way you
can use that board fletch Pleason, Hurry, we're done. You
can boil your rhubarb if you're gonna make like a
rhubarb and you can use the ass and you can
use the water leftover as a cleaner as well. Come
into this like it so short week, Grab a handful
of rhubarb leaves next time you want to clean your
pants and get them spark unclean because the day's fact

(01:11:19):
of the day is the same acid that makes rhubarb
leaves poisons to eat, by the way to everything, not
even goats. Goats can eat anything. Goats can't eat Goats
can't eat rubarb leave.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
It'll kill them.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
It's toxic to them. Dogs as well, keep them away
from the rhubarb if they're chewing on those leaves. The
same thing that makes rhubarb leaves toxic is the active ingredient.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
In one of the world's best cleaners. Fact of the day,
Day Day Day, Day, Do Do.

Speaker 5 (01:11:49):
Do Do Do doos Fletch Vorn and Hulle.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Play z ms, fleshed Worn and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (01:12:02):
After many, many, many, many many many years of marriage,
Keith Urbur and Nicole Kidman split up this year, a
separation no one really saw coming because they've always been
so in love. Yeah, it's not amicable.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
It is amicable, I don't know. The vibe no, I
don't know, doesn't seem like it.

Speaker 5 (01:12:21):
Yeah, it's not giving big amicable because there's been a
few sort of slights.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
It's not a conscious uncoupling.

Speaker 5 (01:12:28):
No, no, no, no, we're a family.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
So he was performing in his high in a live
world tour and there was a sign that a woman
had up. It was a handmade sign asking the country
singer to help announce her pregnancy to a family, like
that classic thing, and he got into a little bit
of an engagement with her where he was like, okay,
you're like, you know, I'll entertain this, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:12:53):
And he's like, okay, I'm going to do this. And
he was like, what's your name?

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
And she was like it's Nicole, And then he kind
of recoils back onto the stage like oh.

Speaker 5 (01:13:06):
Yeah, yeah, and he was just like, what was your name, Nicole?
And he's like basically, and she's like, yeah, I'm sorry.
My name is probably ruined for you.

Speaker 4 (01:13:15):
And I imagine if you spent that long with someone
and there was a little bit of wrongdoing, that name
might always send a little bit of a chill up
your spine. So I want to know today, what is
your ex ruined for you? Maybe it's a song or
like a food that you like. I can't eat tacos anymore, Okay, And.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
We've got Instagram responses as well, and I feel like
we'll have no shortage, no shortage. We're living in a
boundiful time because I feel.

Speaker 5 (01:13:39):
Like we can just go now with some response. It
could be something small, like a street or a road.
You know somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
Really, that's why You've just got to go and make
new memories of someone else.

Speaker 5 (01:13:53):
Go in there and soil Top, new memories.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
Please soil, Please soil that soil to lovely.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
Residents of topor don't need you coming down there soiling
yourself around Top. I used to love the movie Lelo
and Stitch until I found out my ex was cheating
on me for months and their nicknames.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
For each other were Lelo and Stitch. Okay, yeah, my
extra middle, we will.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
Hate my ex ruined. That song was the bright side.
It used to be our song. It's an absolute banger,
but all I can think about is says cheating and
such a banger too.

Speaker 5 (01:14:28):
To be ruined, you need to do something excellent to that, yes,
to replace it to replace that memory something bigger nachos.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
Every time I ate that, I think of her. She's
the one that got away.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
Oh so no one should ever be sad eating nacho's
experiencing absolute joy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
Mexican food can only bring joy.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
Don't you cry while you're reading tackles or brittles. If
it's a sizzling for heat to play it depression.

Speaker 5 (01:14:54):
Tatar, Yeah, that can sizzle off.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
Sizzly, wizzly the depression. Yeah, the heat sizzling platter. So
we that's actually a great advertising camper it is. It
is sizzle away. You would depresion with our sizzling for plat.
I don't know if that's how to pushure works FLI.

Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
In Haley's sizzling flip for heater plan said.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
I'm going to need too for heater. I bet you'll
be happy after that, just saying.

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
One of the Instagram responses geology, I used to love
camping and rock hounding and now it's all just triggering.
Take me rock hounting, you see some shit. I want
to go rock hounding and find one of those round ones.

Speaker 5 (01:15:30):
And they picked them up.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
The guys on the internet are like, there's a fossil
in here and you're like, you know, and it cracks
it open and it's a bloody snail thing.

Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
So cool, bro, too busy being so turned on it.
I'm just trying to get my head focused.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
Soiled top or fossils like one hundred dollars at Everson number,
you can text in nine six nine six.

Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
What has your ex ruined for you?

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
What an X ruin for you? Joe? What did they ruin?

Speaker 5 (01:16:01):
Now?

Speaker 12 (01:16:04):
He would work late at night and he'd come home
with for weir, with a bucket of chicken under his arm,
and I've just got this vivid memory of him sitting
in the corner of the lounge like gollumn like sucking
on the bones of the chicken and just just smell
takes me back to that flat and just him like growling,
like my gracious, he's eating all this chicken and just
grease and everywhere. I just can't do it.

Speaker 5 (01:16:24):
Joe's track it out.

Speaker 12 (01:16:28):
Yeah, Wow, twenty years like that? Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
Why thought you were going to say you had a
relationship with the colonel himself and you couldn't stand as
his successes.

Speaker 12 (01:16:38):
Honestly, he smelled like the colonel by the end of it.
This man had nothing on a bearded hot man.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Love that, Joe, Thank you Freyer. What did your ex
ruin for you?

Speaker 12 (01:16:51):
My family's bat?

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
Oh it's your bat?

Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
Yeah yeah. I met him at the beach and you
know I was I was only young, but it was
it was all on broke fivery, potent summer heart breaking,
very potent your song about it. When I went to
the beach, he'd be there on his motorbike.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
And just completely.

Speaker 5 (01:17:21):
Because I was going to ask like did he have
a car?

Speaker 9 (01:17:24):
Uh huh, it's pretty dreamy.

Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
Did you do some splashing around anymore? Some splashing around?

Speaker 11 (01:17:38):
Long time listeners, first time call us?

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
This is chaos. I love it. Prayer, thank you. Some
messages in my egg ruined my chimney when she drove
it into a wall.

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
So hearing Vaughn's chimneys through this morning, so that's made
me upset and this trigger around. Have you messaged these
people to ask if now he was that kmart? And
when you were like what are they doing there? God,
he just said is that came up?

Speaker 5 (01:18:02):
I was like, enjoy you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
I think we might need to talk to him tomorrow
on the show, just to get some customer feedback about
your rental service.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
It feels weird asking him for his number now at
the stage of ago it is.

Speaker 5 (01:18:14):
It's too retrospective.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
Damage.

Speaker 5 (01:18:19):
It could be I will Oh my god, someone's ex ruined.
Why hecky for them cheated on at a wedding well
eight months pregnant.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
Oh my my goodness.

Speaker 5 (01:18:31):
I have a new memory over there. I have a
we should make. We can make a new memory away.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
And I owe you and always wore And sometimes a
segment called Memory Remakers and we take people places and
we have a fun weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:18:55):
It's like Heavyweight, the podcast that we love.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
We we kind of go back and likes a bad
memory Memory remake its and that's a really good idea
of all.

Speaker 5 (01:19:02):
Yeah, but we are going on holiday winters. Sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
Yeah, I've got a boat. He used to captain said
boat naked, and now he's gone. And anytime I'm on
that boat, I see him and I remember what he did.
He ruined me going out of my own boat.

Speaker 5 (01:19:18):
You could re imagine him with big hairy But you
need to.

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
Get another naked captain. Yeah, get another naked captain, higher one.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
That's also something we can do in our new segment. Memorymaked.
We'll go out on your boat naked, naked, we'll do we'll.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Do a day skip, of course, because I have no
idea about rubbing. I think it's you can just go
in and drive a boat. We'll get to more of
your texts next.

Speaker 5 (01:19:44):
We're having fun child talking about what your X ruined
for you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:19:47):
I was trying to think of a story before about that.
I don't have one. Nicely move on.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
Yeah, well not everybody else. Auxiliary caught up please because
they said this has been ruined for.

Speaker 5 (01:20:01):
No Jamerica. What why would you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
Here against up to?

Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
You don't remember the song Georgia. This was massive in
the nineties, huge min MTV launched in New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (01:20:17):
I never heard of the song.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Love this word. I was such a to the doe.

Speaker 5 (01:20:24):
It wasn't and it Watch the music video for this.
The wolves moved and he danced around.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
He's in late nineties here the two thousands.

Speaker 5 (01:20:34):
Good.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
So I broke up with my girlfriend and then I
saw on the on the telly she was going into
the British Music Awards with none other than Jamerica.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Looked up with Jamerica.

Speaker 3 (01:20:50):
Why goddamn it, I love that song, but my mind
goes there every time.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
The news there read this song was nineteen ninety six. Yeah, guys,
I feel like.

Speaker 5 (01:21:06):
I've completely like not lived a part of my life.
Everyone's like, this is the absolute We've never heard of
this in my life.

Speaker 14 (01:21:12):
You hear.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Album was really drunk album.

Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
By these people like this is a great album like
conic I eighto point five million people listen to this
span month less.

Speaker 5 (01:21:28):
Oh guys, I was brought up on you know, like
boys Ow and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
So this was Boys owner Jason. It was the other
great British music. Can we just leave this guy in
the background, we carry on on it, gus. She'd send
me pictures of his Ferrari collection as well. So what Damerica?

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
I do not need to hear about dramatic?

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
It would be a great phone in topic, but you
wouldn't get many like calls like we need someone move
on with someone famous.

Speaker 16 (01:21:58):
Yeah, there would be worst war like they're in the
garage dancing around the Ferrari.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
Picture.

Speaker 5 (01:22:16):
You need me get my head on, get my head off.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
He wore funny hairs, your.

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
Stupid velvet top hats, like soft velvet top hair.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
So I said, oh my god, there's a kid at
my schools my child's school.

Speaker 5 (01:22:31):
Called came from It is not it came from there is.

Speaker 15 (01:22:38):
Oh, the pictures. I want to see pictures of this
song onto our road trip playlist.

Speaker 5 (01:22:51):
You're fantastic except it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
Okay, well, I know we're going to peak, but there
is another one. Yeah, that's our show today, Vaughan. I
think tomorrow and the show will follow up with the
Jimney people. Yep, so you get a review of Yeah,
I think we're gonna have to have them on the
show tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
Did you hear this insane behavior?

Speaker 5 (01:23:11):
Georgia. Honestly, I kind of rate it, though you've got
to live life for the content.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
Sometimes more on loan to his Jymney to a listener
he's never met.

Speaker 5 (01:23:20):
Get bit of funeral stories, as we say in six
to Laugh, and this is a good one. I do
find it basire. You don't even have his number, though
mistakes account. He's got a blue tech. I don't famous.

Speaker 3 (01:23:34):
Last words, Hey guys, apparently been the company's most successful podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Isn't enough?

Speaker 5 (01:23:39):
They want asked to tell people to tell more of
their friends. So people are clearly liking it, but we
have to tell them to tell others to it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
I would concentrate more on the Shitter podcast that the
Company make real losers.

Speaker 5 (01:23:51):
Yeah yeah, maybe maybe won't say that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:54):
Maybe we should even encourage people to listen to other
podcasts of the company make, but only after.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
Our yeah, and not more than our.

Speaker 5 (01:24:03):
Give us a sixty little review though.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
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