Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -20th October, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan's got a knife (sharpener) and he's not afraid to use it!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleachborn and Hayley's a little bit.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Of pod Welcome to a little bit of pond.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
And just reminded the Christmas Cocktail special is coming up,
all the specials over Christmas, so we're going to record
those in a few weeks in November, so you've got
until the thirty first of October to get them submitted,
and you could hear your name, your shout out during
our specials.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah, we'll be our honor to include you.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
Now.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
You may remember on the show we talked about knife
sharpeners because I was getting targeted advertising for knife sharpeners
and I was like, do these actually work?

Speaker 5 (00:33):
And I want to buy one if they don't work?
And some people said the rate and some people said
they weren't. I was like, great, I'm a no, no
wiser than I was before.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
Chris, however, took a risk. Who's Chris? Chris listens to
the show?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Oh lovely Chris.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
Chris message saying she was going to.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Oh imagine Chris being a man?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yes, same age, recently thought, man, I went Chris with
a c H Man. What a piece of shit I am?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
As I assume sure for Christine such as mother. People
called her Chris was buying one, and she said, I
can get another one for like the second one is
only five bucks. You want one?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Did you say?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:08):
And here it is.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
It's arrived, you think so. Yeah, I've sharpened knives at
home and they it works.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Okay, But I.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Thought i'd give you guys a demonstration on the.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Pod or like anything, like a infamousial.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
Work has junk knives. Yeah, honestly, work has not a
single decent knife.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah, so how do you do it?

Speaker 5 (01:28):
So there's a magnetic block listen.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Oh my fucking I thought that was gonna be so shirt.
It was so good.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Huh sorry, bank, wasn't another one to another one to
another one?

Speaker 5 (01:43):
Oh yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Kind of like the A Hailey's secret sound.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
It's a knife being attached to you, a knife sharpening bloe.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Okay, so you attached there and then you sit it
down and it holds it at the right angle.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
There's fifteen degrees on one end and twenty degrees on
the other. Who knew Western knives twenty degrees.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Japanese knife, amazing, Japanese knife.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
That's a wisteron prom wiston.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
No ship show.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
That's a Japanese knife.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
The Japanese would have nothing to do.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
What about Russian knives?

Speaker 5 (02:17):
This knife is Chinese by the way.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Okay, there should be an eastern side.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
So and then you've got this thing. This is the rollie,
and you've got one really smoothie and one slightly rougher in.
So you start with the ruffian and then you so
you just.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Go, oh, we'll put the mic down by it. That,
I'll do that.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
You get it off the table.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Okay, he listen to this.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Non stop. I did not like that. No, I don't
like that. No, list listen.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yes, so you rolling and you can put the mic back.
Oh yeah, and again this is a ship knife.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Over time, though, wouldn't you be like, because I remember
my grandparents' knives or my appearents older knives back in
the day, would just get down.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
A little strip of blade.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, okay a few times and it kind of like
takes it smooths the ear.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Are you gony fruit lift to cut flinch?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
No of eating it all?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (03:14):
You just can't let paper bag like that.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Nice because it's sharp on one side. But this side
is like a serrated again ship.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
No, it's a good idea.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
I kind of like I've seen this before. I like
my knives blunt because I always heard.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
From people saying that's fucking insane. What do you mean
so dangerous?

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Why they slip easier? I like, you know, like it's
you're not you're not cutting with precisions.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Well, maybe it's time I grow up and I don't
get my knives sharp.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
I was going to say, grow the funk up.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, for sure, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
I actually saw all the markets at the weekend.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
A great one of the guys set up. There was
just a mobile knife sharpener. When we went plank all
of these and there's.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Like five bucks.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
And the knife party. Yeah, I happily host the knife part.
If you want to do the car bangs, knife sharpen
a knife shouting party.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
I'd be so keenful.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
It's a bit when you say it's a bit concerning
everybody bringing weapons.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
To a market, especially you know there's knife Well I'm
going to bring a gun, so I'm technically bringing a
gun to a knife party.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Not a knife to a gun fight.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
If we're choosing, then I'll bring a fucking bazooka and
suck you all.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
I'm going to bring my tank.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Well, I'm going to bring an atomic bomb and I'll
drop it on the backyard and be like I got ya.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Calm down, up and Heim and episode pumped the brakes
going was going to bring a gun?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Silly. You've really made this silly.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
When you said he was going to bring a gun
to a knife.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
I'm going to start out my large hair drunk alider
because a black hole that sucks everything from.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
Reality to nothing. Okay, now what now?

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Nothing?

Speaker 5 (04:42):
I don't have a response shining these knives or what