Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - October 21st 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zenian Podcast Network. This is for the Foleys
Big Pod, brought to you by Chemist Warehouse, the biggest
brands at the lowest prices. Good morning, Welcome to the show,
Fleachborn and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
So I want to put my headphones on in the
morning and Breezebane in here. Gosh, she must be deaf.
Cranks in my ears.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, I think it's as loud as I have my
headphones now, quite loud. Now, long weekend is imminent for
a lot of making ours longer, a lot of people.
We're making ours low. We took the teacher's route, decided
to have a couple of teachers only days towards the
end of the week. That's all right, So now we're
making it a mega mega strike. Yeah, we're also think
we're joining in.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
The three of us are off on holiday together tomorrow
and we're all writing to do lists of things to do.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
We leave, we get in the Mare's straight after the show.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Nine fifteen, we're pulling out here.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
No no one, no one will be pulling out well after.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Because old made over there. We'll do a ploptyploops, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
No toilet pre pre nine, a pre nine toilet I'll
get a dodgy public toilet.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
I have thought about what candy you're put in the
sin to console? Am I going to do odd fellows?
I do odd fellows.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
The good thing about old fellows is you're the only
one that's eating them. Yeah, that's why Dad's always had
odd fellows on roadies, because the kids would never eat them.
Because I'll get you some jew horses love oddfellows. I
don't think horses should be eating odd fellows. They love them.
You've got a horse and a bag odd fellows, You've
got a hell of them. I don't think you should
be encouraging feeding odd fellows to horses.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, I don't think that's something that we'll get.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
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I've got the top sex play. Eminem will take his

(02:01):
new lady on a date because the said he's re
entering the dating game, and I was like, oh, that
means he's out on the single and on the hot
and stuff. But no, they he's met some of the
dating game as and he is dating somebody specifically after.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Twenty years apparently of mostly being single.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Okay, goodness made, that's a long time sh Should we.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Kick off the show in a bit of a grim fashion.
Same research out of Australia actually looking at the hygiene
practices of men.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, this is bad news if you're thinking of fleeing
the country woman, Yeah, you may want to think again.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
The ZM podcast network lays z MS flesh worn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Familiar a great sin. Oh, never offended when I smell it,
it's an absolute classic as a classic, actually, I think
my dad might rock a ck one you like good
on your mate.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
I can imagine Craig wearing that.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Fresh bright lover. Now, I would like to assume that
my friend's Fletch and Vaughn. Every time you go to
the toilet, whether it be onesies, twesies or threesies, that
you I didn't even want to know what threes you
know that you would wash your hands afterwards every single time,
every time, every time, and if it's twosies, it's.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
A faro wash almost to the elbow. Do you know
the other day style, I was washing my hands in
the bathroom here at work and somebody walked out of
the middle cubicle doesn't have a basin in it, No,
it is the accessible toilet does Yes, they walked straight
out after doing I'm assuming number twosies and didn't wash
their hands like wild.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
So this is a survey out of Australia asking people
to reveal their basic hygiene practices, and this focus mostly
on hand washing. Twenty percent of Australian men admit that
they don't wash their hands after using the toilet, and
that's gone up from the last time, which is twenty
twenty three.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
That doesn't meant I just that's not enough.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Wiping with chitling and then shaking junk that's been rattling
around in there, possibly all day.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yep, on the maybe on the building site, getting.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Doing whatever, you're grabbing onto it and then you are yeah,
yeah they're not and it's not Women are far lest
but it's still not good women eleven percent.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Really yeah, that's grotty, Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Mean, And also it's the stats don't really change from
urination to defication.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
The people aren't going, Oh, I only wash.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
After I put hope, because there will be times when
maybe there's no soap, or there's just maybe the very
rare occasion after a number ones, you don't. But always
after a number twos.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Sometimes always after a number ones year, Like, there'll be
an occasional time where, you know, when you go to
like a petrol station toilet and it almost feels like
it makes your hands.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Good to wash those. There's always a sign that says,
if these restrooms aren't up to stay, no.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Like, God, you've got to rip this thing out and
start again.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
You've got to You've got to know here someone that
worked at a service station.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Though.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Gosh, people treat those, Yeah, they do art to disrespect.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Do you know who's the worst edit eighteen to twenty
four year old so our younger yeah generation. But yeah,
those toilets are you go in and it's almost like
elbows up, your hands up, and you can get your
pants down and you hover over the toilet and then
you just get up and you don't touch anything.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Then I won't wash my hand.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Sometimes if it's like a toilet like that, that's really bad.
I'll get a little bit of toilet paper to open
the door again. Yeah, yeah, you're yeah, yeah, pull everywhere.
It'd be right to take this sort of a barrier
of sorts.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
I keep a little hand sanitizer in my car for
such a Casey you still do, Yeah, you still do. Actually,
it's sort of a COVID hangover.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Even if I take away in the wild, I always think,
next time I see a body of water, I will
just submerge my hand, give it a rin. Really good
for the people downstream drinking that Vaughn.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Do you know they're saying that we're in the middle
of a big regression because obviously pandemic we upped our
hand washing game. We washed for you know whatever, singing
happy Birthday, and now we've just gone back to like
pre pandemic.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
I think some people are too over the top with
hand sanitizer, Like you can't kill everything, no, no.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
No, no, you've got to keep bloody well trot try
anyway public.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Like yeah, and be that in mind. If you're thinking
of fleeing New Zealand for the Land of Australia, guys,
they might be hands exactly touch.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Me with your hands, Lasorn and Hailey big pod.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Well, I find it disgusting. Someone would rop away in
bed all day, find it a waste of the day.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
If you have to book one in.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
I've thought the lights, and you're just like, it's got
to get up. There's Joe, there's stuff to be done,
there's a day to be lived. Like what if the
bomb drops at the end of the day? Bomb the
end of the world. The God, that's a grim way
to look at it. I'm like you though, Like even
on Sunday when I woke up after Haley's, after a
slushy party, sugary slushy party, and I felt like death,

(07:16):
probably the worst thing I've ever had in a while.
And I was like, you know, what's still getting up?
A friend said to me, the hangover is a choice.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, it's just the price you pay get up.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah. Yeah. So beard riding has never really been my thing.
I figure I'll do that when I'm old and dying
or something. Yeah. I feel like that someone over and
washing sponge and take care of the sores. As I'm
constantly just kill me, just kill me. We can't, we can't,
And I'm like, hey, I can't get out of this beer. God,
you are just and you'd be punishing all the poor

(07:48):
nurse eres with stories about your garden.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
I feel like I'd be doing stand up routines.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Into a hair brush in the corner, facing into the corner,
completely off your rock.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Just into the wall.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
So bed rodding not something I can get on board
with personally, like wasting a day of lazy gen Z trend.
So now that beard rotting upgrade to a bed nest.
You wrote and your beard nest this is how you
make a bed nest. You have your bed standard, you
can have your footed sheet on the bottom, I suppose.

(08:23):
Then you get another fitted sheet, except this one you
turn upside down so it's a cup like a cup.
Then you fill up the edges Worth pillows. Oh nice,
where you fill up the outside the scum, the rims,
the rim with the FM and you so then the
fitted sheet is fitted around these pillows, but there's a

(08:44):
dip in the middle, making is a big dog day
bed for years those like which, To be honest, I've
seen those and thought why don't they come in human side.
I've seen a few pomp up on Instagram. They're in
more like proper like posh architecture, like fancy houses. They
do like in set like almost like a giant square couch.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's just like a conversation.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
But it's soft and it just looks like the dream.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
But you'd never get out. You just flop in the
air every day and be like all.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Right, I'm a little bit and you'd fall asleep inside
the TV so much would Yeah, put the pillows and
the fittedged sheet upside down for the sheet, the pillows
around the outside. Then you've got a blanket across the
top or or like a big comforter. Are you doing
this on your bed on the floor and you can
do it on the floor in the lounge, Okay, you
do it anywhere on top of the bed and then
you're comfort that. Then you grab a blanket and then

(09:41):
you just get in and trying.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
To make a fort like how good was making forts
with your so blings? Get the chairs and the couches, sheets.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Over the adult conversation pet is a force, an adult force.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah, but you just need to drape a sheet over tops.
You're kind of in like a.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Little and the monks won't get in.

Speaker 6 (09:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, what could you use? What could you use? You
could use cheers the chickens and then just use the kitchen,
dining chairs around and get you need a huge blanket,
a California can huge. But then the way to that
you're gonna be careful pulls from my time of building
a pretty badass blanket. Fort pulls the cheers.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
And do your girls make forts?

Speaker 1 (10:18):
They did? We used to make forts when they were
a little bit young. We should make adult thoughts more.
Have you ever seen that episode of Community where the
community by the way, So, if you'd ever watched it,
watch it or give it a rewatch because it's aging beautifully. Yeah,
there's the episode where they start building a fort and
the fort takes up the entire campus. It's so good.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
And then we go away this this long weekend. Should
we make a little and hang.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Out on it again. I don't know where we're going.
Weather's not looking great around the country, and it might
be fought. It might be four weather ideal fault.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Weather just been five days in a fort together.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
The z M podcast network.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Plays ms flesh Worn and Haley It.

Speaker 7 (11:01):
Is so silly, silly, silly that stole silly.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Little pole Today is how often do you change your toothbrush?
We gave the options every month, every three months, every
six months or every year or more. Every years was
pretty good. Every three months it was always like the
change of the season, you get a new toothbrush, right,
But that was when I use the hard brush and
brush and our use your shoft brush brush brushush, and
I find the soft brush brush goes a bit flid. Well,

(11:38):
a story on the BBC, the Big British Corporation just
about how much bacteria and fungi are on the toothbrush
and people don't throw them out enough. How do we
get rid of that changing the toothbrush more, But there's

(11:59):
no way to keep them cleaner while we've got no
And because don't they say every time you have a
cold or a flu, should change your toothbrush since people
don't see, yeah, people don't. Okay, Well, the most popular
answer by Miles in our survey every three months. Sixty
one percent of people said every three months. Yeah, and
that's that's what most kind of professionals say. Every three

(12:21):
to four months. If the bristles become frayed, matted or worn,
you know, like you see some people's tooth brush at
their house and the bristles, yeah, I've.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Got one of those in my drawer, like for sure.
I've got it off fleered one, and then I've got
like one I'm using at the moment. Then I've got
an electric one that's.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Did good for like cleaning the little shower grout lines. Yeah,
you just got to remember that.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
There's yes, yeah, clean shower grout do priority today.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
No, it's pretty grimy. So every three months with sixty
one percent is every six months, twenty four percent, every month,
eight percent or every year and more sin thank you
for honest. Yeah. Yeah, some feedback on it, Laura said,
whenever I suddenly feel gross about it, like right now,
you guys mentioned it, so obviously I need to replace
my Let this be a reminder, I guess to replace

(13:13):
thy toothbrush. To replace thine as thiners want to do
it said beginning of every season, So there you go. Yes,
that's a good way of doing it.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Is it a summer brush?

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Do people actually do the new season new toothbrush? Thing?
Is this hour realized? Is this how I realized? I'm
slightly mankey? Six months? Isn't that bad?

Speaker 8 (13:34):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (13:35):
From Kate? Yeah? I mean I can I can understand
if tooth brush I were, you know, eighty dollars each,
but they're like five bucks by three or four. But
like we get those, we have the same toothbrush.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
The plastic not the non plastic.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Yeah, yeah it's not charcoal. But yeah, you guys, you
don't use electric tooth thrushes anymore.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Nah, that one.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
But it's dear because they my dentists me. It was
a chainsaw for the albums. Yeah, I've got very sensitives.
Got one and it always looks manky. Yeah, when you
had you and the base and the bass coregulates the
bas and if you go away for a long time
and you leave it sitting on the stand, it glues itself. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(14:20):
it's a little bit. Yes. Events is I've got a
subscription for Christmas one year and they just turned up
every three months. That's a good idea. That's a good idea.
A bit of a cock and you're insecure and then
someone gives your toothbress exscription. Yeah, and then I used

(14:42):
the love their day. How do I smell? Vicky said
at the moment once a month, because I used to
clean my visile line and the bristles go all out
of shape.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
You're not supposed to describe your invisil line like that.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
How are you mean to put it in your stereodint.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Oh yeah, dangelous than here it's Melinda Dadles says that
here toothbrushes or toothbrush heads should be changed with every
change of the season. Please every month, but also after
any cold or sickness, says Hayley. Yes, she's a cliveric cookie.
That's what we get. Gren the natural toothbrush. Three nine

(15:19):
chose fun it shows fawn handsome really yeah yeah uh.
Laurie said, I got a new electric toothbrush recently, one
of the same model as I already had. The glow
up it's had means that app tells me when to
change the head. That sucker is smarter than I feel
like that. I feel like the app's peddling heads though.
That's what I hate about the electric toothbrushes is the
heads are expensive. Yeah, title raizor either get you a

(15:42):
handle for free a and you charge you the earth
for the raisors. If you only said three months, the
ebrush tells me when it's time to change the head
again get knee brushes, and Tessa said, I replaced it
when it starts to look fulllorn for the use of
forlorn alone. I'm choosing here as our contributor of the
days of the week. No, this is silly little pole

(16:03):
sponsoredle the cafe.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Got your so onto it, thanks onto it person.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Here, But I'm so onto it because when it comes
to making this company money, it says, people not find
a more passionate individual. Yes, so Artesta gets the cafe
fifty dollars. I will say thank you to our sponsor
Met Cafe. Keep the show on the road driving through
met Cafe for your morning fix. So she's said, I
replaced it, but it has a lot forlorn. But it
lives with my hair brush. And if a house it

(16:33):
for a family, I'll happily indulge in a foreign tooth scrubber.
So the age is definitely not the biggest hygien reskon.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
So you use someone else's toothbrush, what it is weird.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
When you when you.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Use your partner's toothbrush, It is a bit.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
But you'll do other things to them that are significantly gross,
like yeah, I mean I leap. You don't give an example,
but I've got three of them.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
You get the same example, and that we were all
thinking the exact I mean, you're down there, you know
what I mean? Like, don't ignore it.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
You're down there. In twenty twenty five, you know we're living, well,
we're living or we're dying. Make a choice. So today's
silly little pole. We asked how often do you change
your toothbrush? And the most popular correspondence says every three months.
Play ms fletched, Vorn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
Play that MS fleshed one.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
And Haley bad news for chocolate lovers. No, and I
don't like bad juice chocolate lovers. Oh what Whittaker's chocolate
price has gone up e now? The he all reported yesterday,
blocks have been as high, and obviously prices vary at
supermarkets around the country, but blocks have been as high

(17:48):
as eight dollars forty nine.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
I'm not paint it.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
I would, I mean, i'd still work.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
I'm still literally there's a block in my fridge. It
was the honey Nougat one. I haven't tried it yet. Yeah,
that's yeah, that slaps that slaps hard. They're very rare.
That Witkers miss with a whole year other than manga.
It was it tasted like vomb It tasted like absolute

(18:13):
I reckon it would have gone gone hard in the cheesecake.
Oh yeah, fair call, fair call.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Well, New World's stores across Auckland was selling the regular
two hundred and fifty blocks for eight dollars forty nine
on Monday. Just last Friday, there was six seven dollars
sixty nine, so that's an eighty cents increase. Cheapest in
Auckland that the Herald could find was six dollars thirty
nine at Pack and Save and Botany you go and yeah,

(18:39):
the price is varying, but yeah, they have gone up
the prices. The company said the prices have increased across
its range of products last Friday. And they say it's
a last resort. But you know, this is just what's
fighting the world we live in now, isn't it years
last resort? Suffocation? No eighty cents more? Run a black

(19:02):
chart confident. That was funny, funny, But yeah, I guessed,
like anybody in the mood for Papa Roach. Okay, so
before you got here, Papa Roach is going on the
road last resort.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
As someone who did go to Papa Roach a couple
of years ago.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
The playing like I was echo because it was literally playing.
I was like, why isn't it playing loud. Yeah, it
was plugging your oxcord. Place. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
This is just talked over there, don't give up.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Okay, okay, was that the only you just.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Played that on?

Speaker 8 (19:44):
Here?

Speaker 1 (19:44):
I know we talked over. I know I heard Save
Vaughn's career. Another one, there's another one. There's another one coming. Okay, well,
maybe we don't play and explicit version.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
You can play the censored one.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Anyway, this is the thing with and I. I'll pay
for it.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
We were talking about this before you arrived at Workborne
and I said to the producer girls, I said, well,
you've just got to buy it when it's on special
as a Lost Leader. And they said, what, Oh gosh
my god. I educated them, and I'll tell you what.
They were impressed. How good is that? Because now you've
you've let them in on the Lost Leader's secret. So
that means they will in turn always see the Lost

(20:22):
Leaders now and tell more people about what lost Producer, Shannon,
were you particularly impressed by what a Lost Leader? Is it?
A supermarket?

Speaker 3 (20:30):
I called you hot?

Speaker 6 (20:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Inappropriate? Later today?

Speaker 2 (20:36):
The Lost Leader?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
It was just because I I you know how I shop.
Just well, you don't know what lost leaders are because
you buy last Yes, saiday, she bought five dollars checking
from the deary.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Brisk for five dollars.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Tell me they wouldn't buy that.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
That's screaming and a food and illness coming your way today.
I cooked extra yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Now you're eating right anything, But it didn't make me,
said I.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
I saved a lot.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Of money, Okay. A lost leader is a pricing strategy
where a business sells a product below its market costs
to attract customers. And it's always the stuff at the
end of ours. It's just going to make it. It's
always copd there's always a big bottom, always the last leader.
Occasionally it'll be like tru it's never stuff that's good
for you.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
That's what I'm going to say. Could you put together
a menu of lost leader like the week's lost Leaders,
but you wouldn't get much nutrition.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
No times the supermarkets will discount, like they'll have a
big special on apples or yeah that's a market yeah,
but yes, it's I think you've got to. But the
problem is if you finders when it's on special and
you do buy ten blocks, you know those ten blocks
in your fridge or your pantry, this.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Is the thing. So they did the banana caramel one,
which was is like right at my alley. Yeah, we
did get sent to bunch and I had so much
at home and I was like, this is going to
sort me out for the rest of No God, I.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Would like to put to you too, very smart individuals.
Thank you. Do you think the Bachelor's hamburg is a
lost leader because often the bachelor's hamburg is cheaper than
buying and cooked chicken. Yeah, maybe because then you go
in and you're like, well, I'll get a chicken, but
then they have to get some salad and buns. Maybe. Yeah,
because I'm always amazed at how cheap about Baker's.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Hand Bachelor's Well at Costco they do an eight dollar
bach I know. And it's not Mary Range though sad
it's a bodybuilder.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
The Fleet Worn and Haley bag pod.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
From your local community Facebook page. This is the top
six em and hem is dating twenty years he's been single. Uh,
he is dating a local stylist called Katrina. This is
Marshall and Katrina. Yes, yes, Martian Cat. That's nice. It's

(23:02):
not I forgot.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
I've got Martian Cat coming. I know he's doing his
cheese dip, his Cold Life her.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
She's previously worked.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Yes, Patsy's Cobblow for Sick and to It.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
What is she like, we're talking, she hollows it out
and fills it up and then you she's previously worked
on some music videos and photo shoots. Yeah, so she's
non in a while. Well, is this a recent No,
she has she's known him for a while. Yes, she
hasn't done some of the stuff together. So yeah, so

(23:39):
he said, it's it's like twenty years he finds he's
found romance tough previously my own background music for this, okay,
for this top sex, probably one of his top five
songs of all time, Lose Yourself. I think it would
be there. I'm always like, oh, like he's okay, He's like,

(24:03):
but then you see the list of its I love
so many times. Yeah, as well that original album when
it came out in like ninety nine, two thousand was
I mean, it hasn't landed terribly here it goes terribly.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Remember when he sued the National Party, Yes, John King's
National Party, that's right, and he's using this as there.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yeah, campaign sort of a too much one of the
top six places. Eminem can take his new girlfriend on
a date. Okay, Number sex on the less the gym.
Why why, Because his knees are weak and his arms
are heavy. He needs to work on his strength and resistance. Okay,
of course, yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Haven't weakness, especially at his age, is not.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
No, You've got to work. You've got to keep the
knees strong, your muscles around them.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Number five on the list of the top six places
Eminem can take his new girlfriend on a date. Well,
after meeting his parents, he'll have to stop at the laundromat.
Why he's got vomited on his sweater already? Mum spaghetti,
Oh my god, yeah, so he needs to wash it.
Spaghetti spaghetti.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah, he his mom makes a good spaghetti famously.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Number four on the list of the top sex places
em can take as your girlfriend a date. The speech therapist.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Why is he taking her to the speech therapist?

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Well, he opens his mouth and the words won't come
out right.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, he's got a stutter of sorts.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Number three on the list of the
doms x laces. Eminem can take his girlfriend on a
date his job and ruthing.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Why is he taking it?

Speaker 1 (25:40):
What? Why? Or before you put a new roof on,
he's got to tear this mother and roof off like
two dogs cage, many hands make light w Yeah, she
can help out. Number two roof off and then he
just immediately replaces it. Well, you've got to take the
old roof off before and you got to tear it cash. Yeah.

(26:03):
Number two of the least of the top six places
Eminem can take his new girlfriend on a date, the
nappy store. Why is he taking it to the nappy store, Hailey,
It's because he's goddamn food stamps though by diapers.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
They don't they don't, Okay, they don't.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
You got to go to there.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
You gotta go to a place that except Yeah, Machin's
loving this, by the way, Radio Gold radio radio.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Wow, this is I just think the listeners appreciate. Wouldn't
putting in.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
It's literally just craziest one I've ever done.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
These people hanging.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Fronniest top six and ages.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah okay, yeah. Number one on the least of the
top six places Eminem can take his new girlfriend on
a date. The caravan Souls. Yeah, why mom, I love you,
But the trailer's got to go.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah, he cannot grow old in Salem's Lot.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
No. Yeah, wow. So anyway, God, I'm so angry. You
like the sea. I love that. It's so good.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Taking his day to the speech there, stop us the roofers,
all right, that is today, stop glad we all had fun.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
The z N podcast network plays ends fleshed.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
One and so there was I'm not I can't actually
find out who the company was, producer, Shann Dog.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Do you know who this was?

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Because this is a.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Christ church, our very own christ church who we love
very much.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
You've thrown me under the bus.

Speaker 9 (27:34):
It up.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
I think it's called social striders.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Social strike, that's what it is. Social right there, it's
right there. So they put on a little event where
eight couples met for a blind date right in Hagley Park.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Grag right, beautiful read blossoms at the moment is the
true blossoms time. Yes, a lot of a few weeks
and they just started as so many people already doing
the photo shirts. Everyone does the photo.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Shirts springby spring and a there's one of them. There's
a street we love up in Auckland that in the
autumn is orange and then it's all it's all ghosty
and now it's got leaves it happens so quickly.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
For what street. It's like a tunnel.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
It's similar to Franklin Road, but it's not near anyway beautiful,
it's real soup. Eight people, eight couples meet up for
this blind and Hagley Park. They've kind of been put
together bit of matchmaking stuff. But before they get to
enjoy each other's company side by side, they have to
run ten kilometers together. That's enough to make you sweat.

(28:39):
That's puffy.

Speaker 9 (28:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Are these all hardcore runners or are these not hardcore runners?

Speaker 2 (28:46):
I mean they look like fitective people. I just think
that you'd have to actively sign up to it if
I wouldn't be like, okay, I'll do that. Yeah, Like
ten k is not to be sneezed at.

Speaker 9 (28:58):
Now.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
That is a very hard run.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
It's called a marathon.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
And I'm not a good talker when I can't.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah, when when we used to run, we didn't really
it was hard talking. I'm not a big talking Do
like a talking run though, because it makes the time
go by quicker. But your lungs. I mean it's probably
good for them. I think it's good for you, isn't it?
Is it? Okay? Didn't do you a leap, He didn't.
Didn't you a leaper? Say that? She sings on the
treadmill and Cyrus does get ready to do both? Is

(29:28):
that's why Lord's got a treadmill At a show?

Speaker 3 (29:31):
She said, a fast pace.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Lord, that's a power.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
I want to say. I can't wait to see that
live in concert.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
It will be but on the first day. Sorry, I
don't know what you're talking about with Lord treadmill on
stage and.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
She's like powering. She walks on the treadmill. No, she
runs show. Yeah, we're not all all the sight just
one look at God? Where have you been? It's been everywhere?
Vorn Christ to the world. Change your algorithm change I

(30:08):
keep going, woman keeps going, bright eyes, keeps brown skin,
blue eyes.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Okay, to get the guys.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
She sings and runs on a treadmill for the song supercut. Yes,
I love that song. I know you do super good.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Us very fit to do that. I really watching a
video of Miley Cyrus singing when of belting one of
her like big songs, and she did on a treadmill.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Because you're like, Live's doing this be afoot in this
video I'm watching. See that's terrible for your ankles. I
would say, you can't do that in the gym because
if your toe gets caught under that thing, oh that
don't be in trouble. You get me in trouble. I
had to remember I would have to leave the gym
because I didn't have If they spot you, they always
they will kick snuck by. But there's a guy at

(31:01):
al Jim and those toe shoes, and that's that's barely
more than just wearing songs. Yeah, you did right.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
We should ban him.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
You are dead right, play well.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
And the ship, it says Fletcher's exciting fruit news.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
I pitched the story early on, and you were both
on board. You're both on board, and I'm on board.
I'll hear about it. Guys, we're getting giant blueberry gigantic
blueberries in New Zealand. What would you say that the
size of ping pong balls Jesus so plum a plum
sized blueberry? Do you even eat that like? Do you

(31:37):
eat it like a plum? Or do you like gob
a whole plump gob it? You put it on because
it's the little we can those agar?

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Will they be super sized?

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Please? Tell us the origins of the ping pong lisberry
was reported by our comrades that are in z It,
New Zealand. It's a good morning comrades. They are saying
that blueberries the size of ping pong balls will be
growing in New Zealand Wykaddo and are also Northland where
these are Kitty Kitty and the White Katto regions and

(32:12):
they're gonna grow them and they way up to twenty grams.
We grow a shit hot blueberry and the white cuts. Okay,
so I throw braboerberries the other because I've been buying
frozen berries over the winter. Of course, because you know
there are a good superfood blueberries.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
I also buy them in the summer because they're just
so much cheaper.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Like normally a dollar or two a punnet, right, But
at the moment I saw them in the sleeper bunk,
they were like eight or seven dollars. I was like, no, no, no, no, no,
not yet. But like, what do you reckon? You only
need three a day, how.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Many you'd have? What are you gonna.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
In the smoothie? No frozen blueberries? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah for a treat. Because when you're in your forties,
you've got to put back on the tree. You can't
look at like yogurt. Blueberries is a treat and you're
in your twenties. That's such ship. More on born eating
a giant almond gold Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Actually, hey, look do you think not just be quite watery?
That would be my concern.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
You're not going to be as nice as a blueberry?
And you know so I bigger is better. I got
that in my head. Yeah, so I'll always see a
big version of fruit and pick up not always the tastiest, No, No,
the tastiest things come packages, you know.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Condensed, Yes, small, concentrated is what I mean.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Yes, I love blueberries.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Same. What's your berry of choice?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Raspberry? Raspberry? Yeah, but they.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
With their small fortune when you get a raspberries and
then they start getting fluffy mold.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
That's the thing. You shouldn't feel bad about eating those
raspberries real quick because you have acado of the berry
world like a dime. You need to be looking out
for these apparently in supermarkets, some supermarkets.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Later next year. They freak me out a bit when
it's too big, Like that's a bit like have I shrunk?
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (34:12):
That's good blueberry? Old people they all just shrink, don't.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Everything looks so big in their hands.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
We finished on the blueberry. I've got something I want
to add on the end, but I will let everybody wrap.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Up for Is it a full digression to go for it?

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Yeah, just received this message. Oh okay, bull of an Aca,
Bull of an Aca, we're sailing up the whole acre golf.
Just s cool. You're back from Fiji. Tuned into your
guys on a FM for the first time of five months.
Nice to have you on board. Heading into the Auckland
quarantine Doctor Claricot Customs. That's fantastic fun. Hopefully they don't

(34:48):
have any barnacles or they haven't kind of accidentally toda
brick of cocaine.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
And yeah, it would be my worst anything, would you.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
I don't think towing a brick of cocaine is a
very saddle way to get cocaine into the country. They
were sailing and it's hooked on, hooked on, and then
they'll be accused of bringing them when they have. So
it's like they were kind of sailing and the cocaine
went under the boat and then just like weird itself
in the kings. Yes, it's you're not dragging a knit.
You don't need that resistance on the open seats, right,

(35:20):
maybe just a couple of barnicles. I don't welcome, welcome back,
Welcome Jeanet, Mike and Grant. They've just taxed message on board.
I mean, people are like kind of a shout out,
and then they're just like kind of a shout out.
I'm just in the car with my mum and I'm
like boring, right, we've got international travelers, and then would
like to add something. Oh, I just want to shout
out honestly, this time you're getting a ridden morning. I'm

(35:45):
sucking j Yeah, it's the kind of thing Shannon would say,
I know them there from you, and I might digress
back to Lord on a treadmill's message And they worked
in a gym and Wellington in the early two thousands.
John too Good from She Had would come in and
sprint on the treadmill and black skinny jeans.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Well he's going to run around.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Somebody said, what do you what's going on and he's like, well,
I've got it. I'm on stage in the skinny jeans.
I've got to move in the.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Stings training and floppy light shorts and then you put
on your skinny jeans like this, Yeah, head on them.
Should we should.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
We practice doing radio on the treadmills?

Speaker 1 (36:23):
No, I think I'm okay. Go play ms Fleshborn and
Haley play Zims, Fletchborne and Hailey. Von's ten dollars suburb
right a suburb if you've not heard it. I randomly
generate a suburb summer around Alto and New Zealand, and

(36:46):
you have to be in that suburb to time ten
dollars immediately, like after you confirm yeah you are, we
transfer well, I transferred ten dollars from a personal bank account.
Voorn has personally bank rolled this competition and it has
not received any remuneration from the company. Has a date
because he can't be bothered learning how to sign up

(37:08):
to the system that pays you back for expenses. Had
it's so hard. I think they're intentionally making it very hard.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
It's like when we do it or something.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
I was just about to say, fifteen dollars parking, it's
just not worth it, bullshit, admir We'll just cover it.

Speaker 6 (37:27):
Check.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Yeah, so over the account is they can write me
a check. Yeah. But I think when there aren't systems
in place form that's how people end up on the
news for ripping off a company. Yeah, one hundred grand.
We're gonna need to be doing a few of these
before grand. Okay, let's randomly generate a suburbs somewhere in
New Zealand. Later today, we're going to Springland's in Blenham, Springlands.

(37:55):
I've never heard of Springland's Springland Springlands, but as spring
spring Lands like it used to be a land of
springs like it sounds flood of springs. Blenham's quietly bougie
suburb where people describe their gardens as well established in
their seven Yon Blanc has cellar temperature. So I've looked
at Springlands and cran It's kind of north west of Sherman,

(38:23):
you know what. Like I know, we're worried when it
randomly generated Timidoo and a suburb there and we were like,
oh oh, but this could be our first massive, big suburb.
It's a big suburb. It's got a Harvey Norman, it's
got a pack and say, okay, it's got sundown, a motel. Well,
if you were listening Vergipollard Park, if you were listening
right now and you are in the Blenham suburb of Springlands,

(38:46):
or maybe he's a local be able to tell us like,
how do you rock it out? You say spring Lands
or do you say Springlands? Okay, eight hundred dolls at
them as the number. If you're in Springland's, Springlands, in Blenham, Springland's.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
I've got to say that the Springland's takeaways looks absolute
topp tire we've got.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
It would be up a polystyrene container of swings. Karen
joins us. Good morning, Karen, good morning you Springlands.

Speaker 9 (39:20):
I'm in Springland's and Blenham.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Are you pulled over? I can hear an indicator or
are you on the babies?

Speaker 9 (39:26):
I'll just turn it off.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Just pull over and stop exactly where you are? Tell
me whereabouts you are in Springlands. Because we do run
quite a tight ship here. We need you to prove
to us that you are where you say you are.

Speaker 9 (39:37):
Okay, So I live an take a street and Springland's
and where are you right now?

Speaker 8 (39:43):
And I'm in.

Speaker 9 (39:45):
A street called Betty's.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Road A T T why okay? And that is in Springland's. Yes, okay,
well hold your horses, Okay, we may need you to
this road to Beton. I'm not according to go the maps,

(40:07):
Batty's Road, Murphy's Road turns into Batty's Road at at
the border of spring Yeah, but the roundabout is the
border of Springland's.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Wait is she not Springland?

Speaker 1 (40:16):
No? Wait? Does she need to drive back?

Speaker 9 (40:19):
Shall I go back into Murphy's Road?

Speaker 1 (40:22):
How badly do you want ten dollars? Karen? Wait a minute,
how far down Batty's Road are you? What are you
before Laking's.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Road by the nursing home.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
You need to ring it back? Wait a minute, Wait
a minute, wait exactly? Okay, I can I can see
the life stavlage, the life stylevileges insight. Literally, the life
strivileg is on the cusp. Okay, Springland's looking another fence jumper?
Do we have a number? Is there another number? Any

(40:54):
street lead boxes or street signs? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (40:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
I can't say.

Speaker 9 (40:58):
I can see lifestyle vlage.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Okay, okay, yeah, okay, over the road? What's over the
road from where you are? On the other side of
the road.

Speaker 9 (41:06):
Some houses, so that would be Lakings Roads.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
So you before Laking's right? Yeah? Is she there? She
spring just like Shoult and hold your horses. Okay, sorry,
just running some chicks here. Okay, okay, okay, okay, there's
some houses. There is a sign on the side of
the road. Can you see it's a yellow sign? What
does that say?

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Duck?

Speaker 1 (41:28):
She's there one of news ducks crossings because of Springland's
there's springs Spring natural Springs. I saw that duck sign.
I'm like, it's the perfect question. There you are carrying
literally just inside spring. That is how this game works,

(41:49):
that it's by sometimes by meters. People have messed out.

Speaker 9 (41:54):
Yeah, Springland's take Away the best in New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
I just wanted to ask characters. The photos looked delish.

Speaker 9 (42:03):
It is, it's the best, great Chinese.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
What's your order? What's your order?

Speaker 3 (42:07):
What are you getting from Springland's Takeaway?

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Do you do the tell everybody to go to Springland's
Takeaways tonight?

Speaker 9 (42:13):
Yeah, the buffet is really good. But the boogers are
awesome as well.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Okay do they are? They are stickler for shutting the
lid though, Karen, could you know some places are like, well,
if we can't squeeze and wrapper rubber band around it, they're.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Come in a bag.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Oh, They're come in a bag. Okay, good. The Chinese
takeaway comes in a bag when they just slap it
into a bag for it? What about what about if
you're going on the Chinese buffet? Are they like yeah?
Can you know when sometimes if you can't get the
lid on someplaces chance you're like yeah, small, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (42:44):
They usually go yeah, you're fine, Oh.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
They do good? Good? Yeah, okay, Well, congratulations Karen, you
are today's winner of our ten dollars suburb and stay on.
You can do an online order. How good does it?
Want a takeaway place? Doesn't online order? It's good? Why
do there something about ringing them and getting neck? How
long is it going to be? Ten minutes? Stay on
the line, Karen will grabby bank account details and normal

(43:08):
transfer the immediately now the.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
End podcast Networks plays ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Well, the other day we were talking about what was
banned at your school, Like what got banned? What was
six seven? Six evens?

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Still available? One thousand dollars If anybody wants to constantly
have kids go.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
I thought about it, and then I think Forney it
was you. You sort of were banded about the idea.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
I thought every school had the urban legend of siblings
that had hooked up. Yeah, yeah, that's right, the weird
the weird family from school.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Yea yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
People are like they hooked up and you're like.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
What know they done?

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Of course they didn't.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
And then I was suing that one of them was
that there was a girl who had peed in this
little like tube thing in the play in the playground
that was like a concrete tube and you could just
go in. Of course she never did, no, she didn't.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
And also I was the school peer, you know, so
we were we wanted to have that taken off your plate.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Though really it was such a good day. We see,
we were gonna come back to this and here we
are right now. We want to know what was the
urban legend she was in your town rather than it
you just at your school. It could be a school
in the town as well. There was that man, you know,
and he's a bit mad.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
We had Mad Max, and he was this guy and
he drove around like a giant adult sized tricycle, but
he'd chase and people would taunt him and he chased them.
And looking back on it, it was insane. This poor
man who was maybe going through some ship and was
a little unusual, didn't fit the societal Norms had kids
running past his house screaming mad Max, Mad Max and Chase. Yeah,

(44:54):
this was like every.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Every town had it.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
You're like that like a legend that got past down.

Speaker 9 (45:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Nine big brother's friend said that they and it was
just that they lived in a big, scary, like haunted
looking house totally. Then someone started a rumor and then
it became a thing.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
It's good as well, because I grew up in a
like a little town, you know, it looks like a
small little village, and everyone knew everyone's business. And then yeah,
like my brother would pass down the legends to me.
So this is what we wanted today. What was the
urban legend in your town?

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Gallian Louise's message in Okay one of my favorites. It's
not she's kind of misreaded as the urban legend. She
said there was a charismatic pink durand rand T shirt
wearing pie. They called him the Pied Piper of Ashburton, right,
Pied Piper of Ashbergers. It was Simon Bud.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Was pie Piper.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
She's misreaded as like, who was your urban legend?

Speaker 8 (45:50):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (45:50):
No, read it? What do you reckon? There was he
was doing a little pied piper.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
I mean, I do like to think of Simon Barnett
with a sort of small flute.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Okay, eight hundred dollars him as the number nine six
nine sex to text it. Okay, we need, we need,
we need some of these. You're just putting on the
subject and we need to explained Dennis and the cow
and Cambridge apparently very famous. No, you got to tell
us what was what's the cow? We do cow and
we don't. Obviously we're not. We're not going to defame people. No, no, no,

(46:20):
no no. If he did something to the cow and
he obviously didn't do anything for the cows, Oh my god,
mad Max the moral's religion I was talking about before,
just text him. He left all his money to the SBCA.
When he died, someone messaged and I nursed him. He
was actually a really nice guy. He did chase me
on his trick when I was fourteen behind us, yelled
at him, but I nursed him. And when he died,

(46:41):
he left all his money to the species. Oh my god,
and you reck it was like millions of dollars, I hope.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
So someone else, someone just messaged and Dennis and the
cow when just explain it, okay, eight hundred, they're never
going to make it on here.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
By the way, when someone does explain it, nine six
nine sex to text it.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
What was the urban legend? Trying to quickly vet them.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Someone put some tea on, someone bread, some tea, someone
read some tea. I guess about by the way, some
of these will never make the radio, no for re
litigious reasons.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
I kind of remember this guy in Eastbourne, that's where
I grew up, when a man who thought if his
feet touched the ground the world would blow up, and
he wore metal metal like skate things without wheels to
stop him touching the earth.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
I sort of remember that. But I'm also like, is
there an urban legend or if I missed.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
You know, like and so many people say it, you
just think it's true and then you're like, no, it wasn't. Yeah, Daryl,
what was the town urban legend?

Speaker 6 (47:39):
Good morning, long time. It's my first time calling.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Oh, good morning, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 6 (47:46):
The legend that I had in my town so I
grew up. It was a main road and it was
quite a busy main road with lots of cars, and
there was a fish and chip shop blanked pretty squealy
on the main road, pretty busy. Yeah, so the legend
was that the fish and chip shop used the road
kill possums.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Yeah, of course, not a white met Yeah. Okay, have
you got a cheeseburger? It was a possum?

Speaker 8 (48:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Did you just say it was deliciously because then you're like, oh,
who cares? You know what I mean?

Speaker 8 (48:22):
Was the thing?

Speaker 1 (48:23):
No One seemed to not go there, so yeah, it
obviously wasn't true. So I'm as a person from also
from small town, New Zealand, I'm guessing the people that
owned the fish and chip shop were immigrants to New Zealand.
Possibly Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, it sounds like some white
slander to Darryl, thank you some messages it um. Someone

(48:44):
said the middle feet due Niessebourne was an inventor and
he thought it was a more efficient way to move along.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
This was an inventor inn for sure.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
There was when it was a kid in our little
town in the middle of nowhere, there was an old
man who lived on the corner three doors down. He
always had his log burner burning twenty four seven even
through summer. He was a recluse and you'd never see
him anywhere in town except driving slowly around in his ut.
He creeped out because I'm thirty six now, and a
couple of years ago, listened to a True Crime prodcast
about a woman that was murdered many years ago. Guess
my utter shock when they named the main suspect was

(49:12):
lol burner guy. No, he was slowly like burning here
away but by bat Yeah, if you're can it chop
your up and put her in the long burn.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
You would, wouldn't you.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Growing up, my dad thought that the local town drunk
was an urban legion. Turns out she was very real.
And I bought her a sweet little Christmas cars that
she handmade one year, and then the octagon. Oh okay,
I met her and yeah, I told Dad I met her,
and he was like, no way.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
But if you don't know named, you write dear town Drunk,
Merry Christmas, Christmas.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
I believe their name's outam no need for a name
calling that situation?

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Hello town Drunk.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Someone said, everybody's school have the urban legend about the
girl and the test tube.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
The girl in the test tube?

Speaker 1 (50:00):
What I mean? I went to an all boys scot
but I've just imagined what that could have been and
it broke. What about eggs?

Speaker 2 (50:06):
It was ours was a raw egg up there, and
then all.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Wow, yeah, and it was also the biscuit, the soggy bust.
But yes, yes, I would like to know if that
game has ever been played once? All I doubt it.
I doubt There's a lot of talk about it first year,
like go as a you know, first year at an
all boys school, and you hear that, You're like, oh
my god, I hope it doesn't happen, and you realize

(50:31):
that when you leave school that it was never never
happened the back of your mind.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Like today, the day.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
At to Hollow School, we had to run cross country
past the nudie Man's house. He was an holdly incredibly
well tanned man who used to garden in a bizarre
fluffy loincloth. Everyone was scared of him, but my grandma
used to take a meals on wheels and she said
he was actually a very nice man. Grandma on loincloth.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
You know what, man, Grandma on wheels?

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Hello, she was the meals on wheels coming in nine
six nine six of your town and your school's urban legends.
We are talking about the urban legends in your town,
and some of these are oh wild, so wild, so wild,
and so we want to know them. What have you
got floating around your town? Shout out to the dog

(51:19):
role urban legend from tot On and girls. I reckon,
that's that's all you need to say, That's all you
need to I reckon that'd be an urban legend. And
a lot of girls schools too.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Yeah, girls school?

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Is that they aren't they? That's crazy? Did you went
to a Catholic girls school? Legend? Has it that a
nune toppled the top of the tallest building and ghostly
story Evandale Primary and christ Church. There was a rumor
that magpies stole children and picked their eyes out, and
when you were a kid like that was pretty scary.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Ooh, that's haunted.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
There were rumors at our school that there were tunnels
built in World War Two underneath the school. Most people
didn't believe it. Intol one of the Borders electrocuted himself
and died in the tunnel setting up lights. But is
that an urban legend? That could be like a second,
you're building a legend on legend? Yeah? Um, someone said outtown,
this isn't an urban legend. But remember in the nineties

(52:18):
when you put half filled bottles of water on your
lawn and it would stop dogs purping on it. Yeah,
someone said, ourtown kept doing that for decades after everybody
knew it was bullshit. Yeah, there's Johnny, Johnny bublegum. And
did he eat swallow bubble gum? Now he used to
eat the dried up bubble gum off the park beach.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Johnny bubble gum.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Yeah, Johnny bubble gum, Johnny bubble Gum. Poor Johnny just
probably ate chewing gum. And someone said that about him. Wait,
that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
And now Johnny bubble Gum is probably a father of three.
You had a very successful life and now eats gum fresh.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Yeah, he can afford his ze gum because he worked
hard and he dragged himself up by the bootstrips.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
That that's our Johnny Bubblegum.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Somebody said, I following on from the fish and chip
shop on the main road that used. Yes, a fish
and chip shop opened in our suburb, and all of
a sudden, the wildcat population got taken care of. That's
the fish and chips. The o'howka cow poker not gonna
say anymore. I'll just say that. Yeah, okay. At our

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primary school, among a foe primary we believed that the
ninja turtles lived in the big drains on our field.
There was a huge crate, so we would spend lunchtime
yelling out to the ninja turtles to come out. People
went down.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
There was a big thing about going down in the
pipes looking for the ninja turtles when Ninja turtles first
came out, crazy because they went real No small town Taranaki.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
We had an old fellow called Mike. Mike the Pole
was what we called him as an old man. Used
to walk around with his walking stick, throwing it in
there and twirling it like a baton. He was a hoot,
right but okay. Catholic Primary school that the devil lived
in the PSM. It was just the Catholics keeping you
and you keeping you in check. Everything to do with

(54:03):
being scary and looks to keep you in check. If
you knocked on a certain part of the piece, you'd
head knocked back and then you'd take go take a peep.
You'd see through the door and see Mary's whose eyes
would glow as a sign of the devil. Everybody swore
by it, so I teach at a high school in christ.
Our urban legend is that the first principal of the
school is buried under the sacred lawn, fully perpetuate this lie.

(54:27):
Reality is we just don't want them destroying that part
of the school because it's their entrance, so they wanted
to disturb. Yeah, they do need you putting your little
snack wrappers all over the lawn. Palms. The north were
a guy called Naked pie Man. Oh, yeah, sold na
He owned a dairy and sold nangs naked or. He

(54:51):
was famous for having long white hair and never wearing
a T shirt when he was running a store, even
in the middle of the day in Palmey, very tanned body,
no shoes or a T shirt. Well, he never had
a T shirt and his shop was nearly open twenty
four hours a day, So I don't know when he
did his tanning.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
When's he doing his tanning?

Speaker 3 (55:10):
So many um, this is so many and yet none
of them are true.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Yeah, some people asking about something we mentioned earlier. You
can google that on your own time. Oh so, glad
rap was banned from our school, and whenever we asked
why it was banned, the teachers just say because And
then there was an urban legend that after you ate
your sandwiches, you unwrap your sandwiches, you use the glad
rap as a condoc so they banned the gland rap

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so kids couldn't be having six with a glad rep.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
I mean had a perch.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
The podcast Needwork plays that ends Flesh one and Hailey's free.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Cap yesterday if you missed it on the show. I
finally told Fletch and Haley that I given my car
to a complete stranger for the weekend. Jaden, a douy
called Jaden message me on Instagram going back a couple
of months, been like, do you know anyone that hires
out Jimney's. We do this weekend every year. It's like
want to wesh? And you kind of get to plan that.

(56:13):
It's like a year stay for adults. Basically people do
that with their kids, but no to them. But they're
not sick. They're not sick. They just want to wesh
because life's for living. And I messaged me, you know
anyone that hires out Jimney's. It's like my dream car?
And I was like, no, I don't want don't you
just borrow? As nalur Mo.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Professional places that do it not the guy from the radio.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
So on my Hey, I just borrow mine and he's
like what and I'm like yeah, And then time goes
by and I'm like you're sweetened, and then he's like
we're staying and manga day. I was like, so, don't
drop the keys in the letter box. You left the
keys in the letterbox? Like what? You didn't have this
guy's ID. No, you didn't have anything other than his Instagram.
I just liked his by same. I'm pretty good. You've

(56:55):
got to admit I'm a pretty good judge of character.

Speaker 8 (56:57):
You are.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
I meet someone like that you did didn't make them
vibe she got and he didn't even have his phone number?
Does mostagram?

Speaker 1 (57:06):
How did you get your car back? Kys? Today? He
just dropped it off and put put the keys in
a letter box and then I friend, god, I got
it back though. Right, there's just great news. And then
in the back in the back seat there's a bottle
of telem or jew One of my favorite Irish whisky
is these two bac of Star Wars socks.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
I mean, he knows you, and I'm pretty curee he
doesn't know how And I had.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Super alm and gold a super am and gold. Super
Almond gold is like a big fat almon gold.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Do you know there was Super Superman?

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Come in a free three pack? Might a ten which
is exclusively where Mimi, did you eat the Alma card
that says thank you so much? Well he knows your
rainbow to and then I'm an l and then a
whole bunch of polaroids at the gymney on an adventure.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Why do you want a photo? A stranger?

Speaker 1 (57:57):
And he wrote your whole thing in the car using
radio station puns. Oh okay, yeah right, thanks for living
life on the edge and have more fun. Hets or
friends thought that it sounded good, so good to be
true that you rocked and driving. It was a breeze,
absolutely magic. Let the marketing team know that the zidian

(58:21):
is very hard to work into all.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
What about flavor?

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
There lift a few outs. What about life if Him?
Which they anti Christ? I mean, come on, there's more.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
I don't even know the religious persuasion this day. You
haven't met this guy. I haven't even talked to them.
You've got your car back. You never saw what he
looked like.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
We just ditched the car.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
This is absolutely wild. Did you even speak to him verbally? Now?
I am just absolutely gobsmack. Well, for the first time, Vaorn,
you can speak to the man that used your car
over the weekend because we've tracked down Jayden joins us.
Good morning, Jayden, good morning team.

Speaker 8 (59:04):
How are we.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
The guys?

Speaker 3 (59:10):
He sounds like if the Jimney broke down, it'll be
all right.

Speaker 9 (59:13):
And.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
He filled it out when he returned it to meually
if he didn't have a full tank when he got it. Jaden,
were you surprised that Vaughan linked you his car for
the weekend.

Speaker 8 (59:25):
I still can't believe it. I tried so many times
to give him an out.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
He was Did you gave him like three outs?

Speaker 8 (59:34):
I did? Yeah. I tried to like send him as
much as well as he wanted. I gave him my
ir D number. He didn't even care about that. Who's
more children?

Speaker 2 (59:44):
We were, Yeah, it's the Jimney your because I've driven
Vaughan's chimney before and I needed to get to a
doctor's appointment and I was late because it's so slow.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
Why is the Jimney such a favored car of yours?

Speaker 8 (59:58):
I don't know. I just my dream was a bright
pink Barbie Jimney.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:00:06):
Yeah, and look, I'll be honest, it's it's definitely lived
up expectations.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Wow. Okay, so you had a fan.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
You had a fun time in Vaughn's Jymney.

Speaker 8 (01:00:15):
Yeah, we had a great time in Vaughn's Jimney.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
It was.

Speaker 8 (01:00:18):
Yeah, we did get it up to one hundred k's
on the motorway.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
That's the way you could hear it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
She's screaming, Yeah, it was.

Speaker 8 (01:00:30):
That's exactly what it sounded like. There was three of
us in it, which was which was a bit of
a squeeze, but we made it work. And yeah, we
got up there and it did start smoking a little bit,
so you might checked it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Almost feel like, Jaden, you should have robbed them, just.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
You know, to make.

Speaker 8 (01:00:50):
No because now if we want to bow it at
Christmas time and stuff, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Now you're coming back to I should just rental company.
The only thing is just leave some surprises in the
back seat for there.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
It sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Are awesome, like you arm and super gold and this
all good stuff. You've tacked out whisky, You've got born
a great care package. Jaden, You've really nailed that.

Speaker 8 (01:01:15):
Yeah, well I felt like you needed it because yeah,
I mean it's as wild.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Yeah, yeah, it is wild.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
In town.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Mate told you guys, love and faith. This was the
person who messages yesterday love and faith. Well downe Vorn.
Maybe the world isn't as suit as we think. If
you give people the chance to be good, that they
might surprise you.

Speaker 8 (01:01:32):
You know, yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Yeah, you take your car, they may hear from them
again rob your chimney. Yeah not this time, but maybe
next time.

Speaker 8 (01:01:42):
I don't want to just say though. He wasn't our first,
like we didn't just think oh well missage Vaorne. We
did try rental companies and nobody went out.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Really they're a stupid cat. You'd pick it up from
the airport and go to put your bags in the
back and be like, oh there's room.

Speaker 8 (01:02:03):
Came back and said, do you want a Suzuki Swift
And that's not the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
No, no, no, no, on the way to course that's
a course car of course. Jayden, thank you for speaking
to us this morning. Thank you for looking after Vaughden's
pride and joy.

Speaker 8 (01:02:22):
Thank you very much. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Will you be and you'll be a return customer. Jaden,
You're going to sort of head up the dates of
New Year's and whatnot and see if it's available again.

Speaker 8 (01:02:30):
Yeah, absolutely, five stars Google of you definitely, would you
know I would say it again? Fantastic?

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Yeah, I love that and so good Jayden, thank you
Nicks on the show. Somebody actually messaged in. Vaughan lent
his card to a perfect strench for the whole weekend,
no questions asked. Yesterday, I saw Fletch on a lime
skirt and I said Fletch, Fletch, and he didn't even look.
I didn't hear it. He's such a piece of shirt.
He doesn't even a fan goes how fast they go

(01:02:57):
on those?

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
He goes faster than the Bloody Journey.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
Play.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Do you remember a couple of days ago, I was
looking for a package in the mail room and I
was like, where is this package? I ordered some tops
from a fitness brand because I need some workout tops.
And I looked at the delivery thing and I was like,
it was delivered a month ago. It was like the
eighteenth of September, and it was signed off by our receptionist.

(01:03:32):
And then our mail will go into the mail room
and you go and you collect it and I was like,
I've been waiting and waiting and waiting for this order,
and then I just went and locked and was said, oh, okay,
it was a month ago. Went into the mail room. Nothing,
it was gone. And then I started saying, like, gost
someone's taken it or it's slipped. I was looking through
all the shelves and everything like that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Did you see Haley was looking in the staff mating
what everyone was wearing to Yeah, I was.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Like, who's got a Lorna Jane sweatop on? Who's got that?

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Would get that from Lawna Jane tights?

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
And yeah, but I didn't. I know you You've already
got your Lawna Jaine leagu game, Yes, and I know
those are yours? Yes, Yeah, because they've got the they've
got the pilling between the fives.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Yeah, because of the and also the get it's kind
of starting to you probably need new Lawna Jane's. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
Yeah, because when you squat, I'm starting to see the
panties like sitting out a little sitting Yeah, okay, quite
a bit away for a Black Friday cell.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Totally totally now Wing's Black Friday sales like real good
laterish mid to late November.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
Well, I was like, god, where is it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
I couldn't find it. It was gone, and I just
thought it's it's been lost in translation and producer car
Ones had a package delivered before and then it was
delivered ass and I was like, oh my god. When
and I looked at the invoice and I was like,
this is actually like quite a bit, like i'd spent
like one hundred and fifty bucks or something.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Wait, you didn't do that thing that I did when
I accused everyone of stealing it. And then when I
got home it was and my home address.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
No, no, because at my house it's like front door,
like it's not yours. Is a bit confusing because of
the apartment.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
When I was fitting your cat, I did notice that
your career just leaves it right on the front door.
You can see it from the street.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Yeah, but I live in a nice community, you know
what I mean, Like my neighbor will my name my name?

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Your community has got it's a rough and.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
My community is a gang of young men that drive
around on mobility scooters and play music quite loud. It's
really weird. Mobility scooter yeah, like old people mobiles, but
they're young people get to be in their twenties and
they and they flags on them and they like right
around the streets like blasting, got a Yui buron. Yeah yeah,
it's really weird. Interesting, So maybe I should ask the

(01:05:36):
back porch. Anyway, So I was just I was frustrated
and I wanted this thing and I've written it off
in my head and I was like that sucks, you know,
one hundred and fifty bucks wasted. And then this morning
I was getting ready to for my day and I
was putting together my gym gear and I went into
my gym gear drawer and it's like all in there,
folded and like I I've had it already, like I

(01:06:00):
have received the package, taken it home, taken the tags off,
folded them and put them in the drawer and I have.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
No remember even getting them. No esz okay, that is
I've never done that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
I'll forget things, but not that, like I've been waiting
for a package that I have received and.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Put into my life.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you've integrated that into So I went to.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Go grab a top and there was the Lorna Jane
new one that I haven't worn, and it was all
folded up and like I had consciously done that. No memory,
I've lost a day like I've lost an afternoon along
the wine.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
It's the wise card all over again. You did this
when your wires can't got delivered, hasn't come, It hasn't come,
and your wallet is.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
My wallet with the pin number all set up?

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
Yeah, what is it? I mean mornings fry the brain
I was reading like, stress just makes your brain not
if you can just do something on auto pilot and
I will take care of that, don't it's don't dwell
on that. I'll take care of it. And your brain
does it but never locks and that it happens. Yeah,
it doesn't record it into your memory.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Stresss fry your shoot ability to Yeah, someone did message
saying am I going?

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Say?

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
Hailey told the story before? No, that was the wise cart.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Where is it it's not arriving before I'm going over
to overseas?

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Yeah, and it was it already set up and sleep.
I think it's your like a sleep sleep stress.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
I'll get some sleep, you get some sleep on our friendship.
We will go to friendship holiday to have fun together
and I'll sleep the entire time. What good company actually
doesn't sound badle.

Speaker 9 (01:07:42):
And Hailey Big Pod.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Fact of the day, day day day day do do
do do.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Dud dude do.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
It's rhubarb week here, Effect of the day, sure is, ma'am.
It's a short week for us. We're taking Thursday and
Friday off because we're school teachers. So after our industrial
action on Thursday, we will be having a teacher's only
day Friday. Now see your Tuesday. We're not taking a
dig at the teachers. I don't know everybody that's striking
to nurses. The more money fire people's yeah, teachers, you

(01:08:22):
will deserve it. Cutting your apple there, You're right, just
want you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
How loud that is? Well, let me tell you about rhubarb.
Today is rhubarb week.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
Effect of the day, and is one of them going
to be That's what the extra say on the movies.
It was going to be a ground that was going
to be a tomorrow it is just going to you
with with a compilation.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Of facts aluid ruberb effects, a slurry of facts about
rubub and that was going to be one of them.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
But yeah, we can talk about that more tomorrow. I
want to tell you about when rubi rhubarb costs more
than opium excuse you, excuse me. Indeed, much as opium,
I know, if rhubarb factor the day is ex it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Coming the week though.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
It's well, you keep saying that, and I'm going to
bring calendar week back without a doubt. Well, you do
have to make amends for sure. Well, your nana's rhubarb,
the teacher's rubub riving.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
Yes, thank god. After her death and twenty eleven, my
parents left their house and pulled the rhubub out and
gave it to me for the time that they were overseas,
and I killed it and Vorn saved it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
It's back. It's got four big leaves and I'm spitping
some yummy stems. But it is the root of the
rubub that was the most expensive part of the rhubarb, mean,
more sought after and more expensive than opium. Now, this
was back in the seventeen hundreds where opium was kind
of like are you gonna hitache smoke some of this?

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Yeah, I love it feels so much better, and you'll
be like, ah, it's more of that that headache smoke,
and then you'd become an opium addict. In life was spiral,
I don't wait to see in another couple of hundred
years what nows opium is vaping. Yeah, but we kind
of know that's not describe out the two thousands when
all the housewives are on the ZP. Yeah, the diet pearls,

(01:10:11):
that was nut. It was the active ingredient as the
party pearls the BZPN Yeah, and it was p Yeah,
that was insane, wigging them all out. Well. In the
eighteenth century, dried rhubarb root was very, very valuable as
it was to use to treat everything from fevers, to
stomach aches, to plague symptoms to melancholy melancholy feeling a
little melancholy. That dry the root. They dry the root,

(01:10:31):
that'd smash it up, powder it up, and then you'd
take it. And it was also how they described it
as a perga. Now that means you would take the
rubroot and then violently shit oh bom, no, not vomit.
It would just blow straight through you, a horrendous diarretic.
But people often didn't feel well and they have a

(01:10:53):
system clean out and that feel a little bit better,
right tried. Rhubarb root was so valuable that sold for
ten times the price of opium. More than gold per
weight and was the most secure item in apothecaries because
the people stealing gold. Yeah. One British mension in the
seventeen seventies wrote that a pound of the finest rootbarb

(01:11:13):
from trying to cost near a guinea more than the
same weight as gold.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Did they pay with guinea pigs? That's insane currency because they.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Scurry, But also like that's the cutest money ever.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
Guinea pigs are c I don't want to own one, No, neither,
but I want to know something.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Your person and you've got five guineas and then little
the real lettle. The price is four and a half
guineas and yeah, sorry, one of you is going to
cut in half.

Speaker 9 (01:11:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Imagine there'd be some like health issues, like you know,
you go to McDonald's pay for your quarter pound of
combo with like two guinea pigs.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
Yeah, and they're scurrying around the back of the nos. Yeah,
before they can get them in the cash register. You
get the cage register.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
Oh and they got the cash ridges has got one
of those little things that come down and they look
at for the water.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Should we get a guinea pig for the no? No,
So rhubarb traveled the silk route as well. You know
the silk, the silk route up through Asian No one's
knowing what the silk.

Speaker 9 (01:12:09):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
From Asia up through Indiana.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
Up into Urine and often of them.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
And it would also be how they transported drunk drugs
like the opium to Europe. Rhubarb also went along the
silk group established itself along the way, and people turned
it from what was primarily a medicine into the culinary
rubub we know today with the thickst walk. It's heading
towards calendar week this but carry on. Yeah, you know

(01:12:42):
we're away from Thursday. I'm going to save the I'm
going to save the origins of the two for tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
You stay tuned. I don't know slurry rhubarb facts tomorrow. Gosh,
isn't rubub delicious? Staying tuned only because it's my job.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
Today's fact of the day for rhubarb week, as rhubarb
once costs more than gold.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Fact of the day, day day, day day.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
Yeah, do dude, does d N podcast needwork plays?

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
I'm um locking and some interest rates for my morgiage
at the moment.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
And so I was on the lock and some rate
for a morgiage. Yeah, but I'm waiting.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
I've been waiting.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Didn't we have another? We do, but then we're going
to have a loops This the same guy that was
waiting for it to go from two to one minus
two and then it went to seven or eight A
tank so badly I was being paid to have a mortgage.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
Yeah, no, no, no, I think we're like nearly there
and I just don't want to be flowing around this time.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
No, no, no, no, I'm locking inhould imagine And you're
not being a greedy, guts ingreedy and I I'm a
greedy I'm little greedy guts. When I get enough, I
say more and more two point one five I said
for five years. No, what an idiot? Yeah, we learn,
we learned, don't we. No, No, it's a good thing

(01:14:20):
about being dumb. You don't learn, You just get made
the same mistakes, the same mistakes, over and over till
you die.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
Well, I'm locking mine down. I've been waiting, and I'm
happy with the often. I was talking to the bank
manager about it, and we're bandying back and forth different
structures and whatnot to split up. The whopper of the
mortgage that I carry and and I said to her,
and I was like, oh, can I just I'm going
to review this with my financial advisor brackets, mum brackets,

(01:14:47):
and then I will lock and tomorrow morning with you
to confirm appreciate all of this information from you xxx.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
I beg your part to a bank person on the email.

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
Kisses kisses because that's what it means, right, so essus cuddles, kisses, cuddles.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
And mean sometimes it's ironic xox, like every now.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
And then if it's someone like I'm familiar with, like
say my agent, who like I deal with a lot
every now and they'll be like, thanks so much for this,
and I go X. And I started to think the
other day, I was like, maybe this's being a little
bit inappropriate, but I think x x X to your
bank manager, Yeah, that's some inappropriate. It's a little bit inappropriate.
And it was just a knee jerk thing bomb gone
as she hasn't responded in saying I love you too.

(01:15:31):
I didn't felt this way or when kind of cash
in on these kisses. Yeah, but it's I think I
was accidentally inappropriate. And I know this happens because sometimes
it's just.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
You don't mean to be my God. Have you ever
hung up the phone as he'd love you, love you? Yeah, yeah,
I'm talking to someone at a call scener. I bet
if people can call sceners, I bet people accidentally say
that all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
This is what I want to know. When were you
accidentally inappropriate to someone? Or when was someone excellently in
an approp to you? And it's not it's not being
an appropriate consciously. It's when it just sort of slips out,
or you make a mistake, or you say something that
you absolutely should have, or you call your teacher mom,
I love you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
It was always great when someone accidentally called the teacher mom.
Yes they wore it. Theyre so and so, like you
know they were up there with the with the pants winners,
Yeah they were, and the or the criers, but you
knew where it came from because they were maybe being
yelled at or something, and it was like m was
telling you so just a refleet.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
Thanks mom, Like it's just something you say so often.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
I like how the only interactions you have with your
mum was when she was either yelling at you, was
on the teacher did something really nice and you were reaction. Yeah,
you know. It was always the teacher's yelling at me,
yelling at at yeah, okay, oh wait, one hundred dollars
it in is the number? Give us a call. You
can text through nine six nine six.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
When were you accidentally inappropriate to someone?

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
When you were accidentally inappropriate?

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
Yeah, I just signed off an email to my bank
manager xxx. Too many x's too.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
Many kisses for the person that works at the bank.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
It is way too many years, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
I only see your partner and then it's okay, well
unless she was gonna give me better interest, jeordie. When
we accidentally inappropriate?

Speaker 9 (01:17:19):
I my mum, would you drop me off at school?
For thirteen years? And then obviously to works go on.
Every time I would get out of the car, I'd
say thanks mom, love you, and I'd lean over and
give her a kissome chee yep, got out of the
car and go off to school of work. And then
one day I was having a driving lesson and it
was my first year of a driving lesson in a
different car, and the guy dropped me off at home

(01:17:41):
and I went, thanks, love you, and I leaned over
and again my kistome chic.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
And.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
You went to my muscle memory.

Speaker 9 (01:17:51):
I didn't even realize. It was just like muscle memory.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
And then was there a moment when you did realize
what you've just done?

Speaker 9 (01:17:58):
Like I got to the door and I was like,
oh god, I just did that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
You just kissed him, And now I guess you've got
to get a new driving lesson instructed guy. Yeah, yeah, okay, Jordy, Wow,
that's so good. Love you by Kerrie. When were you
accidentally inappropriate?

Speaker 9 (01:18:16):
When the kids were little, we used to have this game,
as they said and guess what. I'd say, I love
you and they'd go no, ma'am and I'd say, oh,
you don't love me, and then it would you.

Speaker 6 (01:18:25):
And that was great at home, but when it was
I walked into the bosses one day bosses office one
day carrying stuff and he said guess what, and I
just said I love you, and it was just.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
Dead embarrassed for you. Guess what? I love you so good?
And then did you explain it to him? And it
just made it worse. Yeah, and he did know the
feminine things, but I mean he still he carried that
for a while.

Speaker 9 (01:18:52):
Just thank you for what.

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
I'm looking.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
So good, so good, Carrie, thank you. Some messages in
my manager said here here was at once, and without
thinking I just blew it out. Yeah, you look like
a dirty bitch and just died. Just die.

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
Oh gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
I once said, so what is your wife wearing? In
the middle of a one one one call as a
caretaker when asking for a description and hindsight. The couple
stopped arguing and the husband shot to look at me
for asking that. Apparently I asked that, sleasley, so what's
your wife for?

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
What's your wife? He describe it to me in great detail?

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Did she know?

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
Because I need to know for my job.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
I was signing the contract. They have some some electrician
work done, struggled with the boy, the young The young
guy showing me where to science. It's just the usual
teasonaise and I laughed because it's teas and c's yeah. Yeah,
I laughed, and he turned bright red and he said,
I'm so sorry about that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
It was on his mind.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
I work as a vetless in this I work as
a vet. I wasn't inappropriate. An owner was inappropriate. I
was being my normal bubbly self. And as the owner left,
she said, I'm picking up what you're putting down. Stroked
her hand down my arm, winked and walked out of
the concert.

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
Put it down my bubbly personality.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
That's not an accident. That's not accidentally being inappropriate, being
an appropriate outward. Another podcast, in.

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
The Bag a plastic bag.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
Are they back? No?

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
No, still band? They never left you come in with
the lineborn boy man. If you enjoyed that, okay, oh,
and if you enjoyed it, give us a writing and review,
and be sure to tell all of your friends. God,
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