Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - October 28th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidim podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is from fle Haley's Big Pond.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Thanks to animals making happy happened for pits.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Good morning, Welcome to the show, Fletch, Vawn and Haley
Beck on a Tuesday, a short week, A guest, guest,
my gastro track that's back on track and.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Me and Vaorn looks skinny. It's because yesterday.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Born and Hailey got barley belly. Well it's very light
barley belly beta.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Like just intro.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Noews, definitely trail. Weren't trusting farts on the flight home.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Urination. I didn't couldn't trust a pete where it was
coming from.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
It was a fantastic trap. We'll recap the trick. There
have been some stories.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
To tell, answer stories not to tell.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Stay tuned for Haley's comedy show next year.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Maybe far Demons. Anyway, the top.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Six one is back this morning. What have you got
for us today?

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Well, tackle me pink, strike me blue, and then put
your fingers in my mouth purple.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
I don't know this and I felt weird, felt like
go into.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
A third one.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Chris Martin of cole Blaze apparently seeing Sands is dark.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, Sophie Turner. Yeah interesting, Yeah, yeah, crap, crap. Katy
Perry's has gone public. Worth just it is twenty twenty
five the year of weird couples.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
It is weird.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
So what I'm going to do is randomly generate a
whole lot of couples and let's see if any of
them happen before the end of twenty twenty five. And
today's top Sex, the top Sex are the randomly generated couples.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
I predict what happened before the end of the year.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Also the return of Vaughn's ten dollars suburb. Yeah, the
winning continued. We're back from holiday and the winning continues,
aren't we Can you afford to do this? Well I
can because you guys paid for my tripped to Barley.
So for you, I say thank you.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Today paying for that trip to BALLEI yeah yeah, they.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
Said I brought to you by genuine friendship, and I
think you can hear it next on the show.

Speaker 6 (02:12):
I've had such a rough start to the morning already
and it's six o three am.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
I would I would. I would just start by saying
you are the worst ambassador for MASDA. There they could
possibly be another cart disaster.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
The Fleod.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Not a great start to the morning for me. We're
on weird time zones.

Speaker 6 (02:30):
But I did go to bed at eight o'clock, so
I was like, perfect, here we go, great slate.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Woke up at one, two, three, four, Oh yeah, that's
good stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I woke up at two and heard a big storm
and I was like, the storm is so good.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, I loved it. I went and got Roleigh from
the couch because I will be skewered. And then we
went like.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
And you go and and He's like, I was having
a good slate the way you knew to show that
your cat.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
That is my care. If you need the show, you
need to forget. Don't you welcome? I'm Hailey. So that
was like not good.

Speaker 6 (03:07):
The three o'clock one was Raleigh spewing onto my rug.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
I was like, do you get the hardwood floor? Why
you because you yanked him up, you pushed his dinner.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
For it was an It was like, oh god, And
then what else?

Speaker 4 (03:22):
My face burns back? That's another thing.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
And then so I go to my car. Oh, I
dropped my car key. You know the little fob thingy
dropped there. It splits open and the key inside of
it goes hurtling across the deck.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
That's bed Man's best.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
I've broken the key, and then I get I collect
all the pieces of it together in a clump in
my hand, and I go to the car and the
car open. So I was like, that's fine, and I
shove it all into the cup holder.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Okay, so sort that out later, the problem for another time.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
So then the door's open to my car, and I
opened that, put on my staff and I go and
I've got to walk out and manually open my gate.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
So I'm just a woman of the people. It's not electro.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
It's just it's got all the it's got all the
skeletons of an electric gate with the skelingtons.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah it does, but it's you know, man of the
people and woman of the people.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
You got to keep something humble because otherwise it's pretty
My electric gate's broken too. Yeah, you get out in
your Bornes actually brought a Barlomnese man back to open
it for him every morning.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, so cheap.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
It's cheap, cheap, and everything pulled a man back.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
The food was cheap, and then we were like, wait,
you can just like buy this guy to my gay morning.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Absolutely come on mar Day. Welcome, welcome back.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
So I go and I opened my gate and I
get back in, and I was like and in that
like ten seconds that it took me to get out
and open the gate and get back in.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
My cars like inundated with sand flies like little Midge.

Speaker 6 (04:55):
And infestation like and to the point where I was like,
I'll be able to you know them all close the door.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
And I was like, no, no, no, there was like thousands
of that.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Could you have just opened all the windows and driven
at speed now because then they're all just blowing the bouche.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
But then they're just because because they're not very sturdy,
the sandfly.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
No, that's why I was trying to like smack them
away before I could really see how many there were.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Sometimes they just had a light bulb too fast and
just implode and then you've got guts all over them.

Speaker 6 (05:24):
Now they were all over like the roof, but it
was I can actually feel them on me still. One
like got into my ear son, go back and side,
get a can of more safe, more smart, more team yeah,
and then trap the doors and just like gas myself
this morning.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
So that's how I started my way to spray while
you're in the car.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
I was late already, like I had to go. I
just had to bomb that thing.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
The Mortarin is still on the front seat, so I've
got to like clean that up because I went hard.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
I see, I grew up in a house where fly
spray was regularly just spreading your face on.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Your food up with.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
That's tough when you don't protect the food ay you
get in the kitchen, get rid of these. It just
makes my skin crawl thinking about it. I don't know
where they were. I think it's because it's moifed.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
You didn't least passed under a tree.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
You didn't leave some fruit in the manster.

Speaker 6 (06:12):
No, No, it was literally just open the door and
then they came because the light went on. Because the
light went on, you ready, or at least it wasn't
M O.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
T H's. But there was just thousands of them.

Speaker 6 (06:22):
And now like, do you know I'm giving that master
backstone someone's gonna buy there.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
There's like chocolate milk down.

Speaker 7 (06:31):
Again.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
I'll say, you're the worst ambassador, the company ambassador ever.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
The z M podcast network.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Plays MS Flesh and there is an update coming to teams.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Micro which don't use it.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
We don't really, we don't have a lot of meetings.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Skype, Microsoft Winds that's gone's gone hard.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
Solitaire mind Sweeper Skype is gone gone at yeah yeah, yeah, Well.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
They Microsoft teams have there's a major announcement. There will
be a new feature that will impact millions of people
that are working from home, including Australians because this article
comes to us from Australia, an Australian news site. Microsoft
teams have revealed a new software update that will basically
track and reveal the exact location of employees to their bosses.

(07:34):
So it's based on Microsoft three sixty five Roadmap and
sort of record the location of a work of via
the company's Wi Fi, meaning it will show if you're
in the office or at home.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Okay, wait if if that's so fiftidious.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
About you being in the office, they will also be
in the office and be able to take sort of
a role like a school.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
No, but you think of some workplaces that are in
like massive buildings at a multi story you don't know
where someone else they could be those why do they care?

Speaker 4 (08:04):
What do they care if.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
The building is so bad and there's so many people,
and why someone's working from home?

Speaker 4 (08:08):
At first, Still they work done. I think this is
my thing?

Speaker 6 (08:11):
Is well, isn't it like the company sort of community thing?

Speaker 4 (08:15):
That was part of the reason of getting back in.
But I'm always the same.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
If you're especially like a major corporate company, if you're
part of there and you're getting your mahi done, is
who cares?

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Like the four day work week?

Speaker 6 (08:26):
If you do, if you're doing the same amount of
work that you've been sick, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
I have that.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Do you think there's some kind of device that would
capture the work Wi Fi and then send that to
down a tube or something.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
To you and Ballei for example. We don't want to
keep going.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
On about our trip in Bali, but there was definitely
moments that we were all in the pool and we go, oh,
we could we could do the studio from here. We're
trying to work out hours like it'd be rough. Hours
would be about one am right now in Bali. But
if you spend the day in the poll, be worth it.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
One night.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
We just you just had a party, you just had
a podcast, and then just say to the people who
run this place, look, if you want to cut it
up and make it a show yourself. We're in bary
and we need less money.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
So good luck with that.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Well, yeah, a lot of people are upset because you know,
obviously a lot of people work at home slash take
the past, take the past, yea.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
And you're upset, fair enough.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
But if you're like a hard worker, yeah, and you're
getting all your job jobs done and they're like you,
just be like, you know what.

Speaker 6 (09:32):
I love socializing with people that are technically still on
the clock, I know, And it's my favorite.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
We've got a few friends like this.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
And I've got a friend now that I'm like constantly,
what time do you finish?

Speaker 4 (09:40):
What time you free? On Tuesday? Technically five? Yeah, we
can hang out from three. I can make two works.

Speaker 8 (09:47):
I can make two work plays.

Speaker 6 (09:51):
Nellie Potato, who rose to fame early two thousands, I'm
like a bird now.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
I could just play it. I'm heavy to sing it.
I'm no what did you say, Cohen?

Speaker 6 (10:07):
Was yours Nellie Potato or something?

Speaker 4 (10:12):
So she's been getting it for a while, Yeah she has.

Speaker 6 (10:17):
Well, here's the thing she announced on Instagram her partial
retirement from the entertainment industry. She no longer because she's
made this comeback where she people have been rediscovering your music.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
And she's been performing live a.

Speaker 6 (10:30):
Lot, doing a few festivals, doing festivals and stuff, and
people have been loving it.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
TikTok kind of brought back to life some of her music.
How good's Mannita? Oh? Great song? Real? True?

Speaker 3 (10:50):
But she's.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Play away.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
So she's announced that she doesn't want to do live
performance anymore. She's not. She's like, this is the end
of that part of my career. She had a photo
of her just before her first album was released at
twenty years old.

Speaker 6 (11:05):
Twenty five years later, she said, my music's reached a
whole new generation. Couldn't be happier, loving it.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
But I'm done. I don't want to life perform anymore.

Speaker 6 (11:12):
She said, she's still going to remain a songwriter, you
know what I Meanly, she's still going to compose music
and maybe like sell it to other artists, but she's like,
I don't want to I want to do this anymore.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Is this because everybody's being mean to her?

Speaker 6 (11:22):
Well, it's not in direct response, but man, she's been
getting it online because as as as often happens with
people as they get older, she's not the same size
she was when she was twenty years old. No, she
and she she's rocking a boutet the likes of which
a lot of us would be jealous off and online,
she said so she didn't directly address them in this

(11:44):
retirement post, but she's had so many body shaming comments
that I think it would bear thin, especially if you're like,
I'm forty five years old now like, yeah, I don't
need the shit.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
I've got enough money.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
I didn't come back for people to be talking about
my thighs.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
I just want to write music and you can get screwed,
all of you. Now.

Speaker 6 (12:03):
This is the thing, is like all the online bullying
about her body, which is unacceptable, and now everyone's.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Like, really, no, she said enough, she doesn't want to
do it.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
But it's also easy to say retiring when you haven't
had a hurt.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
And I'm like a.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
Body I know, yeah, and you're right, like kids can
hear it on technok and be like I love this
new song because it's new to them, I know, and
and you know she benefits from that.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
But to say I'm retiring like the Natasha bidding.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
How she's got a five hundred and seventy million dollar
net worth, how she's like a burden she's got a
nestic because she's like.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
A Jesus this morning, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Why did she even come back in the first places.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
I think this was like people that go away they've.

Speaker 6 (12:59):
Got enough money, and then they're like, do you want
to come do festivals and put on some bloody fish.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Absolutely. Yeah, although I will say another website puts in
network earnings at forty two millions, so.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
That seems that more. That's probably more for a billion dollars. Yeah,
I know, I know, But a few.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
Google people's networth. It's not always right because I remember
googling mine once.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Fletcher's was sixty seven million.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
That was the soccer player with the same name, not me.
Oh yeah, yeah, I wish it was me. Are we
winning Lotto on Wednesday?

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Are we what I booked it?

Speaker 9 (13:34):
In?

Speaker 4 (13:35):
Moving?

Speaker 10 (13:35):
What?

Speaker 4 (13:36):
Yep? It's not even a million on the net worth thing.
Of course it's not.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
You know that.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
No, I know that it's true. But I like it
when it thinks that you're worth like twenty I.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
Like it, you know, active actively reflect by hopping mortgage.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Yeah, I think this is actually record negative money. MS
fletched Raw and Haley.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Plays Z MS flesh Worn and Haley from.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Your local community Facebook page.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
This is the top six.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
Hello there, twenty twenty five has given us Justin Trudeau
and Katy Perry recently, and now apparently it's given us
Chris Martin and Sophie Turner. I was just looking at
Chris Martin's dating history. Of course, Gwyneth Paltrow famously before
consciously uncoupling, Yes, Dakota Johnson until June twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Um, people, he's dated Natalie and Breulia.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
What I know?

Speaker 3 (14:36):
I mean, who doesn't love torn It is a great song,
great song and s.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Twenty seventeen. After Gwyneth, before Dakota, he was linked to
Jule Lipa. Momentarily do a Chris Martin. Goodness, may he'd
be may you'd be getting it. I like him, and
he's also very funny.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Said, do you ever Dary got his stuff with ree
one extrasm?

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Yeah, very funny, very funny. Well, it might be the
year of the unusual celebrity couple. So I've randomly generated
couples that you know.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
What, These could totally happen. Okay.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
Number six on the least, David Beckham and Lady Gaga
No forever they they break up their marriages and then
oh no, David Beckham and Lady Gigar.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
I could not see that working at war.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
No, always work you reckon? Yeah, have you washed me socks?
That's my David Beckham and I think it's pretty it's
pretty good. Damn we're true, Victoria, No tell him the truth.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
Number five on the list of the randomly generated couples
that could totally happen, because it's twenty twenty five and
anything can happen.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Angelina Jolie and Austin Butler.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
Wow, Okay, who's he currently romantically linked to?

Speaker 4 (15:52):
Zoe Crevit yeh crevt because they were in that movie
movie together which I Motorcycle One. No, not the Motorcycle one.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
That was Joe Thingy, Joe Jody Wait was Austin Butler
and yeah, no court Stealing.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
It's it's really good. It's a great movie. I'll watch
it just to watch him.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
I've heard he was really good in the Masters of
the Year. He's a great actor. Yeah, great actor. Number
four on the last of the top sex randomly generated
couples that could totally happen in twenty twenty five, Billie
Eilish and Post Malone.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
I see it.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
I do not see that it happened. I don't see
that at all.

Speaker 6 (16:30):
Two titans getting the studio together. They're like, what is
a spar.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
Yeah, yeah, undeniable chemistry. Number three on the list of
the top sex randomly generated couples that could totally happen,
Brad Pitt and Sydney Sweeney.

Speaker 11 (16:45):
Yuck.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
He's sixty one, she's twenty seven, so that's a thirty
four year age gap.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
But yeah, less gross.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Yeah he's saying he's all loved up at the moment.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
Yeah, yeah, did he come out and Sam and love?
Did he?

Speaker 5 (17:00):
Yuck?

Speaker 4 (17:00):
I don't know. Brad Pet, Karen, Brad, you're in love with.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Me, Like, just realize that she's thirty two.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
But when you're left, it is, dear moon.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
It sounds like, sounds like a bit of it, sounds
likely a bit of a sounds like a real dog.

Speaker 5 (17:23):
Yeah, yeah, he's all right, I mean he's Brad Pet.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Yeah he'll be fine.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
Don't worry about Brad Pet.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
Number two in the lists of the top sex randomly
generated couples that could totally happen, because it's twenty twenty
five and you know, all bits are off Jamie Lee
Curtis and Jacob A Lordie Jesus. Okay, okay, that's I'm
going to that doesn't see that happen.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
It's a thirty nine year age game. You know.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
That's feels a bit skewer. I'll say, yeah, she saving
a moment though she's awesome. Yeah, Freaky Friday, we've seen
her in the.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
In their little leotard doing that dance with John travolt.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Yes, shes a little bit and she had too much
cleavage on the Freaky Friday Press junket. Remember put your
old baps away. She's like, you look at my old
bats and number one of the less that are randomly
generated couples that can total happen because it's twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Gredit Tournberg and Timothy Challa.

Speaker 6 (18:16):
Bay I hate, I mean Timothy Shallowy currently with Kylie Jenner.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
Stranger things have happened wildly that still lasted way longer
than I would have thought it.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
Also, Gredit Tournberg and timoated Telamonade.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
There's a lot of teas to deal with. Gretamberg and
tell me they are silent tea. They are soft tea.
Too many teas that today Subsex does.

Speaker 8 (18:44):
That m podcast Network plays z ends Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 6 (18:48):
This is a bad boy, right, like the image of
like a cigarette and a motorcycle and a leather jacket.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
And an ankle monitor and oh yeah, I think that's
where we're kind of crossing into this bad boy and
then this.

Speaker 6 (18:59):
Straight criminal okay, and then there's sort of the next
level was gen Z is starting to glorify somewhat the
I'll say it like serial Killer. They've kind of crossed
over bad boy territory in terms of who they're attracted to.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
This is Carwen. This is Carlwen. This is cars true crime.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
But that doesn't mean by default if you listen to
the podcast.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Yeah, but I want to go with them.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
I know the books that these girls read as well,
because I've read that and it's morally gray.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Right. So there was this huge study.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
This was out of a journal, the Journal of Deviant Behavior.
We've referred to this before, but like, I want to
read the whole thing front cover, Yeah, and it was
looking at what who young women are attracted to in
this day and age gen Z in particular, and they're
they're engaging in tiktoks in particular romanticizing criminals, not only

(19:53):
fake ones like Joe from You, the Netflix series You,
who murders people because of his jealous ray Yeah, but
also real ones like Jeffrey Dahmer or of course Ted Bundy,
who's hot as orgo what jo Jo and jo Jim Jamagio.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
The one the guy that shot the healthcare see Luigi
Luigi Mangi Yes now jin Z girlies Shannon and Carwin.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Discuss defend yourself?

Speaker 7 (20:23):
Do you?

Speaker 6 (20:25):
Because I see this as well, people are saying that
they're saying that ironic, using terms like daddy smash or
I can fix them.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
When there was that daddy comma smash smash Comma daddy
smash and calling.

Speaker 6 (20:39):
Them things like misunderstood and just protective.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Okay, how do we How do we feel about this study?

Speaker 6 (20:46):
I guess like with the Luigi thing, especially like everyone's like,
oh he's he like did it for the greater good?

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Or yeah, so everyone's like that's kind of hot. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (20:55):
Yeah, I would say the louver heist was quite like
to me, I was like, it's a victimless crush. It
was impressive, like it's the most impressive, but in so
long and you.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Love the TV show Money Highs. It was a real
life money high.

Speaker 10 (21:08):
And it was just like the fact that no one
got hurt, there was no hostages, it was just in
and out.

Speaker 12 (21:14):
There's something attractive about that.

Speaker 10 (21:15):
But I'll never forget when I was on a date
with a guy years ago and he littered and I
was like, nah, he Like, I think there's like embarrassing
pety crime or like hot heist.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
You if you were on a date with someone who
had robbed a bank but no one was her, you'd
be okay with that. But the guy who threw away
his Maca's rapper, you don't want.

Speaker 12 (21:42):
To bar it didn't have a second date.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
So there will never be a four part Netflix series
about someone who chucked their Maci's out.

Speaker 12 (21:50):
No no, it was up the porthills as well.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Come on, oh yeah, we'll be doing the random man
on the first date as well.

Speaker 6 (22:02):
They're saying because as well, like when they're doing these
like you know, the Ted Bundy one, they had Zach
if from playing him, so they all just like we're
putting hot actors.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
And again in the latest.

Speaker 9 (22:14):
One, it's not like Charlie came off attractive during No No, No,
Zach was very attractive being Ted Bundy again was I
don't know if they would do it for anyone.

Speaker 12 (22:25):
I'd hope not.

Speaker 6 (22:26):
Yeah, especially the voice, like I want a bad boy,
but it's got to be white collar, like just text
for all, Like he just evaded a little bit of text.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (22:36):
And then it's not, No, it's not you do want
him to be someone who murders like bad boys.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
He like was so smart enough that he like got
away with it.

Speaker 6 (22:47):
Yeah, like he my boyfriend literally like outside of the government,
but because.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
They eventually got caught. That's how he got charged. Like
ages he brought me a handbag first. Yeah, and also
like he buys me. I'm now selling on training because
you got it from me. But I enjoyed it for
a couple of months before it was repossessed.

Speaker 8 (23:07):
It plays, it ends flesh one and Hailey, funny, silly
little pool, silly, it is so silly, silly, silly that
silly little pool, silly poly PODPI.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
And today's silly little pollups all things to met Cafe.
You're one stole coffee spot. To keep the show on
the road.

Speaker 5 (23:35):
We're asking when you pack for a holiday, when do
you pack A a week in advance, B a few
days before, C, the night before, D, the day of.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
What was your answer for the day of?

Speaker 5 (23:48):
Yeah, if I don't own heaps of stuff, so if
I pack, I'm just gonna need stuff out of that suitcase.

Speaker 6 (23:54):
Yeah, I understand that because when I pack, you know,
there's a myriad of options and things. Yeah, what do
I outfit planning and all that kind of stuff, because
I will say, though you're good like outfit planning, this
is gonna look cute. In and Bali were the same
single and shorts.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
You know.

Speaker 5 (24:12):
Yeah, I come to where we were going till we
got to the airport. But if I know none it
was Bali, it would have been like shorts, that's it. Shorts,
undies all my undies, that's the thing. I do a
huge undisher a couple of days before.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
Yeah, and then yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
I'll kind of mope around home and second grade undies
to save all my good undies for the trip. You know,
we're shitting you, shooting yourself every day on a holiday,
you know how many? But how many people packed the
day of? What was four percent? It was the lowest response,
four percent, the second lowest at fourteen percent was a
week in advance. Okay, Then thirty five percent of people

(24:50):
packed the night before, but forty six percent pack a
few days before the trip.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Yeah, I'll do the weekend before.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Yeah, I'll make sure I've got most And also, and
I know you do this as well, Hayley, but oldest
have a suitcase in the spare room and then chuck
the odd thing in as I see it or need it.

Speaker 6 (25:06):
That's because my parents go overseas for five months of
the year. My mum sets up these suitcases and every
time she thinks of something, she'll chuck it in and
then and then and then a few days.

Speaker 5 (25:16):
Out look at it and go, okay, refine a little refine, right, well,
Francesca says.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
That's what's Franny got to say, night before or the
day of. If we're leaving later in the day, Yeah,
I'm with you.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
On the day of.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
You cannot pack the day of.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
What if it's thirty what if you can't find it?

Speaker 3 (25:32):
If I'm going away for the weekend, the morning of
all the day of, absolutely, But if you're going away
for a big holiday more more.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
Well, Sarah said, the day of. Because I'm a travel procrastinator,
I honestly thought women would have been packed earlier. I
thought it was it would have been last minute later. Yeah, totally, Martine,
says another female. I physically pack on the day, but
I mentally packed for about three days prior to make
sure everything I've got in my head is washed and
dried in time.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Yeah, that's the prep that you need last, a big prep.

Speaker 5 (26:01):
And the deans said, actually a few weeks in advance,
with a couple of unpacks and repacks, just to be
sure I've got everything.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
That's madness. Love it so much.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
Your stuff out of there in the meantime. Yeah, true, Pete,
it takes longer than ten minutes. That if it takes
longer than ten minutes to pack stuff, you're packing too
much stuff.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Yeah, chucking it all. I agree, Pete. I agree Lisa.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
I'm usually still wearing the clothes I want to take,
so I can't pack in advance, says Lisa. Joined the
washing machine and dry I go all day and I
packed that night, the night before, maybe a few other
overnight dryer finds the next day.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Okay, it's madness here.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
That depends on the holiday of international I start packing
a few days before. If domistic it's the night before
or a few hours before. The international requires more. Actually
I like that, so I might That would probably be
our response to the day. If you want to read
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who packed the day of are definitely going to prison

(27:02):
for murder. That's such a big call. There usually more
than a week in advance, is Melinda. I'm going to
Europe in April next year, and I've already made my
list of what to.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
Pack your That's not why I love that.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
So Europe might not even exist next April.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
It could be gone. It could be gone. We just
don't know.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Well, for silly little poll today, we asked a wind
you pack for a holiday, and the majority of you
forty six percent.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
A few days before.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Play Ms Fleshborn and Haley play Ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 6 (27:36):
West End Girl is the new album released only a
couple of days ago by Lily Ellen, who hasn't released
music in ages.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Yeah, she just sort of thought she wasn't doing it.

Speaker 6 (27:47):
She did a bit of like west End and that
kind of stuff, and she got a podcast.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
I was going to say, see your podcast pomping up
on the name of time.

Speaker 6 (27:55):
Yeah, so she was worth stranger things back to David
Harbor for years, five years of marriage.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
What was that?

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Five years?

Speaker 4 (28:01):
Five years of marriage and quite quick way yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:05):
Quite quite quite quack and then they separated amongst rumors
of an affair. And then in the space of ten
days in December, she wrote this album Wow okay, and
it is very raw, very vulnerable, and it gives explicit
detail about.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
The end of that relationship.

Speaker 6 (28:26):
And the song that has everyone talking is this song
called Madeline We.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Had any Better Street and Dolly that had to be payment.

Speaker 10 (28:43):
It has stranger, but you're not a stranger made not a.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
Strange Okay, Wait, who's Madeline?

Speaker 3 (28:54):
And who was paying it?

Speaker 4 (28:55):
So if you break down this thing, it sounds like
they had an arrangement, right, like a kind of an
open real relationship had to be with strangers, had to
be payment, so maybe like six workers only and when
you're out of town or whatever. The album goes on
to detail like definitely, like I think you had sex
in my house and.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
When you're on one of the biggest TV shows in
the world, no one's going.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
To mention that to anyone, Yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
Have to.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Madeline Madeleine is apparently.

Speaker 6 (29:24):
Natalie Tippett, who said that she had an affair while
confirmed she engaged in a relationship with Harbor while working
as a costume designer in one of.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
His films Okay.

Speaker 6 (29:38):
She said she began the affair after meeting him on
We Have a Ghost in twenty twenty one, but refuse
to elaborate further on the scandal. She said, I just
don't want to talk about that moment.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
But she came out and said, yeah, that's me. I
don't want to talk about it.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
That's like posting a picture from a hospital being like, guys,
I'll tell you when I'm ready.

Speaker 9 (29:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (29:56):
Basically, she says, of course I've heard the song I
Fair and you know, things to protect and so I
don't want to like go on about it.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
Completely, but a completely open Instagram profile.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Yeah, of course this is very helpful.

Speaker 6 (30:13):
So basically like, yes, it's me, but you don't you know,
I don't want to talk about it. I don't want
to talk about it too much. But like this is man,
if I was David Harbor, I'd be so shamed. Like
this is like only scratching the surf as it goes
on to talk about how like he forced her to
buy this house that she thought was ugly in New

(30:33):
York City, and how like he didn't support her west
End career and like, yeah, lots of kind of like
embarrassing sex stuff.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Yeah, the lyrics, they're all there, But I will say
I love Lily Ellen.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
I've always loved Lily Allen's music, and I love.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
I've seen her twice live and it's so fun and
I'm like happy that she's back making music.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Yeah, is there any drill? Jaunty jaunty? This was in
the background. This was a smile.

Speaker 7 (31:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
They were like, you know it sounds like a yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Well, I mean, you know, her husband cheated on her
and broke their arrangement, So I don't think that.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
It's like I'm smiling and British and I'm having the
time of my life. But I'm gonna listen to the
whole album. I'm gonna do it today.

Speaker 6 (31:25):
Actually, this will be my big bet listen and I'm
happy welcome Lily Allen plays.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Play.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Viral debate is sparking online and I'd like us to
partake And what are your four bottom apps? On your phone,
the ones that live kind of in their own little toolbar.
I think Samsung might be able to have five because
sometimes they see five across.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
I don't know, I don't miss I don't associate with them,
so I.

Speaker 6 (31:58):
Didn't really I can't I remember even choosing mine. They've
just been there for so long.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
I thought mine with the default ones, but maybe not, Well,
should we see if we've got the same one?

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Okay, so why are people debating this because some people
have rogue choices.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Yeah, and someone looked at their friend's phone and was like, hey,
you got the clock down the bottom. That's modiculous.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
So you're going to have the clock you have like
most used ones?

Speaker 4 (32:19):
No, I don't.

Speaker 6 (32:21):
My most used ones are on my like main page,
and then my bottom ones are just okay, MIKEK mine
go from left to right my phone, yeah, like making calls, yea, emails,
thank you for thank you for telling a sort of phone.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (32:36):
So when you it's like a phone, it's like an
old school looking phone.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
And that's how I had someone. Okay, Yeah, the next
one is my emails.

Speaker 6 (32:44):
The next one is my chosen listening platform of choice,
iHeartRadio app. And the next one is Safari my web browser.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
I'll get Safari out of there.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
I've got Google chrime in the top left, but I
don't have Safari on the front page. Oh no, So
mind from left to right as messages.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
That's where you send texts like small emails, and then
phone call, then email, then camera camera, see my cameras.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
You don't need the camera because you have a button
now you just press it and the camera opens.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
That's redundant.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
Your press hold on here, hasn't got the new iPhone.
I've got sorry five iterations. One day you're gonna have
a button that gets rid of that.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
It just opens.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
I've got phone mail, my web browser and text.

Speaker 6 (33:31):
Interesting because my my most used ones are like on
the page sha.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Front page, front pages. Everything I use and.

Speaker 6 (33:40):
Everything else is just at a random but down the bottom.
It feels like my space all over.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
I'm gonna choose my top.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Why would someone have a clock and there top?

Speaker 4 (33:51):
But I use my clock every day? What four alarm?
But the clock you swap down from the top right
hand so you see it the alarm once you make
a schedule, knowing nobody needs to see it with my
own eyes.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Sees it on the main screen that your alarms on
for the next day, but you don't need it there.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
Yeah, it does. Yeah, I don't know what an interest?
What an odd right?

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Well, this has caused the internet too. It's a good
talking point collectively argue group of chums.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Absolutely.

Speaker 6 (34:20):
I mean I feel free to text us in right
now nine six nine six. If you feel like.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
Someone said, I've got calls in texts, then music, then Chrome.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Someone else is text music, chrime brow this is wild.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
Somebody has got music, Facebook, Messenger, Instagram and Snapchat.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
No, my Instagram's up, that's up on the.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
For me, it's always been like the it's all the phone,
the practical yeah, and the adult things down there, like.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
Fun things like what's there?

Speaker 6 (34:49):
Yeah, and Instagram they're above, they're above Messinger, above, the
stars of the show, the bottom four of utility.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
It's always been like a default thing. I don't know,
it's just a yeah, you don't miss with that.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
It's weird when you do change where your apps are
and you're like, we're in and.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
For a while when you dragon app and it misses
up the order and then.

Speaker 6 (35:12):
Yeah, everyone's one down and you're like, oh my god,
I don't know, I.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Spent a lot of time rejigging that app. Meto, mine's
a folders now, well I'm not a folders.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
Everything on the second page on is all and folders,
but the front flavors.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
Yeah, so it's my MySpace top a. You folded too much?
I know, I know.

Speaker 6 (35:32):
And then do you know what the folding does? I
seem to move because I forgot that's out of my folder.
That's slipped out of a folder. What it does is
that you forget what apps you have. Like the other
day when I got a new phone and I was
going through, I was like, I don't use that.

Speaker 5 (35:48):
I always so got rid of a buke, just swiped
down and then the search things there in a type
and what app I want most of the time now
rather than either having an even look on the front page,
which is pure laziness, but it's the world we live
as the would like, I've got the news, I've got
a fold call news.

Speaker 6 (36:03):
That's where I find my insied herald, my one roof,
my weather, my the in built news.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Only one roof isn't news, I know.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
But where else would that go?

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Well, you need to make a new property folder.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
It does cover property news. But that's no, you're right there, Born, I've.

Speaker 6 (36:18):
Got that feed appen there. I don't use that that's
getting deleted. And I've also got Reddit in news, which
I'll say a lot of what's.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
On reader news.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Flechborn and Haley big Pod.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
A former constable of the New Zealand Police Force, has
played guilty to charges of leaking police intelligence to the
Killer Bees, Killer Killer Bees. Y'all the Killer Bees gang boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Oh no, no, no, we've got someone on the inside.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
See she's freading us and fro see.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
But anyway, that's that's that's just barely How long were
they together for this, this couple?

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Do you know? Does it say?

Speaker 9 (36:59):
It?

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Probably does where it's a lengthy article jargon in terms.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
I thought that if you were in the police, it
would have been just a no relationships with gang people.
I just thought that that would have been a thing.

Speaker 6 (37:11):
You'd think that that would be clear, But maybe it
wasn't made clear to them.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Maybe maybe if it's not on the rule book, you
can so it led us.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
To think there must be other people out there whose
occupations kind of clash with their yeah yeah, yeah, partners,
like a dentist and a chocolate two yes. Or a
sweet shop owner and a personal trainer.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
I'm just mostly going to base mine around an event,
oh yeah. Or a butcher and a vegan. Not a
job the way going about, it's.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
Ab needs to be a job. It's just an odd coupling, right, No,
I think it should be occupation.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
I think I think we pinhole. We put a pin
in the occupations. You've got a clashy occupation.

Speaker 6 (38:08):
Maybe a message in saying they both work in the
ki fruit industry and that you completely misread.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
This, you know, and there's one it's traditional green and
the other is com pedling goal.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
We will ask is your occupation or your job completely
different than your partners? And if you both work in
the Kiwi fruit orchard, I would say what have you?

Speaker 5 (38:30):
One word in the Keevy fruit orchard and one was
being paid by the Chinese government to spread PSA amongst
New Zealand ki fruit to force everybody to buy.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Someone said Willie Wonka did this. His dad was a dentist.
It's not what we weren't in a relationship with his father.
He had a terse relationship with his father, but it
wasn't a perceptual manner. It wasn't a romantic relationship.

Speaker 6 (38:51):
It was a rule for New Zealand police to not
have personal relationships with gang members. I used to work
and vetting for want to be officers, caught a few
people trying to really crase.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
Because they would they would want people to enter infiltratee
and get behind the lines.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
Look in that movie they departed, remember remember no great movie.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
You guys are really sure it was finished watching task.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Guys, we're getting just that and that was gangs and
there was police infiltration.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, hot stuff. Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
Somebody said, okay, we're both in the real estate industry,
but we own competing brands. Ray White and the dinner
table fights a while one Ray White and the other
ones want harkwarts. You still my listening good and alcohol
and I see it at a cozy interior.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Yeah, we've got bluest signs.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (39:47):
Now, someone's message in saying my dad and I both
worked at the gas station.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
That's not that's not that's not. I kinda like that,
kind of like that.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
I kind of like that.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
People are purposely derailing this. Oh my god, that top text.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Okay, this is what we want to know this morning.
I wait one hundred times at him. Give us a call.
You can text through nine six nine six.

Speaker 6 (40:10):
Is your career wildly different to your partners?

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Not the same?

Speaker 4 (40:16):
Is my dad also a teacher? Or is Willie Walker's
dad a dentist?

Speaker 6 (40:21):
I want to know right now if your career is
very mixmatched or very polar opposite.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
To your partner's career.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Yes, a police officer has been I guess, dismissed, got
long gone long long one found guilty. Oh so this
is why it's come to light, because it's done, it's
gone to the courts. Yeah okay, yeah, yeah, guilty dating
a gang member.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Oh, dear Janelle, your occupation vastly different than your partners?

Speaker 13 (40:54):
Hey, it is.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
I want to tell us what do you do?

Speaker 5 (40:59):
So I'm occupational therapist, so I'm helping, you know, create
a meaningful five.

Speaker 9 (41:06):
I work with people with strokes like injuries.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
And having them recover and rejoin the community.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Yeah yeah, good, good on you, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
And my planner is in.

Speaker 7 (41:17):
The army, so.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Yeah right I get you.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
Yeah right right right, wow, hopefully never will Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
Different, Well like.

Speaker 9 (41:32):
New Zealand, so like surely who wants.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
Yeah, I mean does great work, because you know, when
there's an emergency, when there's a disaster, the army is
the first in there, and that's what that's how I
prefer my armed forces.

Speaker 13 (41:44):
Yeah, helping out rather than uniforms.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
But that's just like, yeah, not not dirty. You don't
want the dirty uniform.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
But on the surface, you're rehabilitating people and he's trying
to put them in the ground.

Speaker 13 (41:59):
So I get it.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Amazing, Janelle. Thank you. Jane, You've got a vastly different
occupation than your partner.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
Oh yeah, So at.

Speaker 10 (42:08):
The time, I was an ICU nurse and he was
in the defense Force, a similar situation to the person before,
but he was he was working with guns and.

Speaker 12 (42:19):
Explosives specifically, so from very chalk and cheese.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Yes, and you were patching up the people that had
the guns and the explosive work.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
Yeah, pretty much ICU.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
He's ied, yep, definitely, that's exactly what he did.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Stop exploding them.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
I am exhausted. Stop exploding these people.

Speaker 14 (42:41):
Yeap, exactly, That's what I said to him.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Amazing, Jane, thank you. Some messages.

Speaker 5 (42:46):
And my husband's a recruiter and I work in employment
relations where I specialized in exits and redundancy. So he
gets them and I get them out.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Wow. Seems she would literally.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Fire someone and he could be giving them a job.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
The next day, someone said, I'm a tea. Sure, my
mom's a nurse. Missed me, you've missed the point. You've
met the game where you You've missed the point of it.

Speaker 6 (43:05):
I'm as medwife who delivers babies and my partner provides
abortion care.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
Wow, Okay, that's different, very different.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
I'm self emplointed. My wife is unemployed. Vastly different.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
I mean, yeah, have we heard from the key we
fruit people again?

Speaker 5 (43:24):
Nah?

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Should have been shy. Are you sure?

Speaker 3 (43:29):
One of them could have been gold key we fruit?
One of them could have been deep green.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Work in the y.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
I used to do artificial insemination for cows, so I
was putting my hands up in cows to make babies.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
Where's my girlfriend?

Speaker 10 (43:42):
The time?

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Was the midwife?

Speaker 5 (43:42):
She was putting her hands up there to pull babies out.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
They were going to say, my boyfriend is a butcher. Yeah,
I made the kills them.

Speaker 5 (43:54):
Yeah, my partner are both nurses.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
Now you've missed that. That again, you've missed. You've missed
the cold.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
So the nurse on my I worked as a flight
at ten and my husband's a deep sea divers.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Every one in the ones, no one's on the lane,
and one of them is still searching for MH three seventy.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
Yeah, and it was on MH three seventy yeah, three
seventy one. They probably renamed that route, right, they probably do.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
They rename that quick.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Google, I'll find some more and we'll do rivers.

Speaker 5 (44:25):
Whether they renamed that route in they should rename any
route of any plane that's been involved in, you know,
the September eleventh testing.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Because you wouldn't want to be at the gate and
they're like MH three seventies who.

Speaker 7 (44:35):
Don't generally were now board H three seventeen. I know
what it sounds like. Just lab it's not going to
happen again. It doesn't strike twise, see you at the gate.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Um. I used to work.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
I used to work at a bank with a bank
manager's husband's job was the safe cracker if someone had
locked on some of them was like a locksmith who
specialized in opening things that had been locked and lost.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Oh that's really good. That's a really good word. I'm
a murder.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
Are you read the abortion here? My husband's a farmer
and I'm a primary school teacher. Different, but you know,
not quite. DC diver and air host, this is it.

Speaker 6 (45:15):
Someone said, I'm a preschool teacher and my partner is
a retirement home worker, so we're both ends of the
of the.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
Line, cleaning up accidents at both ends of the life.
There could be a little way on the on the
mat when you're getting your morning.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
Story read to you. Who did it? Or you could
be the teacher? Was it the cat or was it Deirdre? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (45:33):
I work in animal welfare and making sure animals are
taking care of her. My husband raises animals specifically to
be slaughtered for food.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
Now, that's I get it. But he treats them.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
Well right until they don't see it well, we hope,
so yeah, right until they don't see it coming.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
Another person said, I briefly dated a vet nurse when
I worked at a slaughter house.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Okay, got a lot of a lot of sort of.

Speaker 6 (45:53):
Life and murder right now, though, Is your career vastly
different to the career.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
Oh my god, Vaughan, you're speaking it's hat day. You're
not wearing a beanie.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
It's after labor weekends. So I go to a hat
that's been asked a couple of times different.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Yeah, I was like, it's the hat, But it's because
I've been in barley with you and I've seen the
hat where it's just shocked me. In the workplace, it
is your career vastly different to your partners. That's what
we want to know right now.

Speaker 6 (46:20):
An opposite, My favorite so far is the.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
Deep Sea Diver and Istar. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
Well, by the way, they have renamed MH three seventy great.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
So if you are getting on.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
A plane and it's MH oh, we was one, wasn't it. Yeah,
it's three eight one and m H three seventy one
is now in H three to one nine.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
So it's just dressed up front. We know a husband
and wife. The husband is a tattooist and the wife
does tend to remove all that's good keeping each other
in business. Keep going.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
Somebody said, when Craig existed, r p rap d Jenny Craig, goodbye, goodbye.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
I grew up with still around. No, Jenny Craig's gone.
Which one because one of them watchers are still there?
Isn't it right? This way? Watch is still around.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
I thought everybody had packed up their old frozen bag
and the frozen meals.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Yeah, they've shut down. They went into voluntary administration in
May twenty three. Right, right, because according to an AI overview,
which we don't always believe, but we don't will suffice
for now.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
Yeah, it seems to bring a bell.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
They said there were a Jenny Craig consultant, and their
friend was a Jenny Craig consultant, and her boyfriend worked
at the fudge shop.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
I think it's a remarkable sweet I'm definitely getting the
feeling we're getting a sample. If it's a fudd shop, Yeah,
we should get a sample.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
I don't know if I can read out the drone
layer and the drain layer and what their partner was,
and it's because well, they're trying to truck us. I
think they were trying to trick us.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
We count pulled them all over our eyes. Okay, did
you say that wonder bullshit? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (48:06):
My husband works for a freight company and I do
lots of online shopping.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Does this count? No? I like that kind of kind
of year.

Speaker 6 (48:16):
My husband and I have the same job title. I'm
getting sick of this you're not listening. I've got to
flip this table.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
The same job.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
No osteopath and an Earthworks contractor. Everyone just assume as
my husband's an osteopath too, because they're like, you got
you probably if you're an asia, you're probably only very
mari osteos, which is really where they said when I
say Earthworks.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
But he's probably got quite a sore back from sitting
in the digger.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
All. I work in cardass manners and my husband's in mechanics,
so he fixes when I pulled into bits.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Okay, that works.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
Someone said, my husband's ball and I'm a hairdresser. That's
all we are.

Speaker 6 (49:04):
What's happened? We had a long weekend. Now we can't listen.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Does that end podcast network plays?

Speaker 6 (49:15):
Well, we've been teasing it a little bit, you know
in the last five months that Fletch and I decided
to kidnap Vaughn and take him on a holiday.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
After I would say a steaming, steaming yeah, which is
taking a turn, which is may be taking a last
minute turn, absolutely may be taking it.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
Why we have in a fat doe, you know on
the show We Love, We Love, We Love a big
aggressive YEWI we just.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Wanted you to have some light at the end of
the tunnel, something to look forward to. Absolutely, yeah, And
you know, we've just it's been a big year for
all of us and we've really been great friends.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
So we're like, we need to get away, we need
to get away.

Speaker 6 (49:51):
Let's look at labor weekend, it's extended a little bit,
and we Fletch and I booked this trap and we
decided not to tell you where you were going. We
organized the lead, we organized the insurance, we organized everything,
and it was so fun.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
I still want my Manila phone sweat swear on the.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Life of your children.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
You had no idea where we were going, no idea,
were no idea because for like months, there had been
a series of ruses, Like whenever we talked about it, it
was always a different place we did it, like as
far away as Alaska or Iran, as close as Moscow,
mentioned a lot, but we we joked so much about
where we were going. I think it saved the fact
that producer girl is. You heard Haley say we were

(50:29):
going to Bali twice on.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
The last forty eight hours before we left.

Speaker 10 (50:33):
And like the first time, Vaughan had headphones on and
sometimes you could save Vaughan's name and he wouldn't look
so the first time, I was just like that it
would be fine.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (50:42):
But the other time he was engaged in a conversation
with you, and you're like, oh, you know, when we
get back from BALI, I'm gonna blah blah blah.

Speaker 12 (50:48):
Colorne just like hit each other under the table.

Speaker 6 (50:51):
I felt the weight, like, I felt the blood leave
my body, and I was like, and I locked eyes
with Shannon.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
And but the second time, I didn't even noticed.

Speaker 6 (50:58):
I was like to him, at the moment I get
back from BALLEI, I'm not doing this anymore.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
And then and then I didn't even notice.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
But luckily we had jokes so much about where we
were going, it just didn't matter.

Speaker 12 (51:11):
Richard, you didn't even know that we knew. He asked
us the day of.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
He's like, do you so many people knew about this?

Speaker 12 (51:17):
Why your visa photo for you?

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Yeah? I know, but you told us it was some
AI trend.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
And then I never saw the results, and I was
maybe the trend got proven to be horrendously problematicsese either
way through the airport, I put up a thing saying
we're off now, you know, mystery genuine friends road trip
and somebody who I wouldn't even say with a direct
connection a few people in between it. I mean, I

(51:42):
know her message saying even I know where you're going,
I say, how Brooke, you know we're on there?

Speaker 6 (51:48):
We did put together so we wanted it to see
how far we could get without you knowing.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
And then so we put together series of ruses.

Speaker 6 (51:54):
The first one being the well the name dropping of
every other place, the second one being the road trip
playlist that I asked us.

Speaker 5 (52:01):
All to as a villa playlist.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Yes, it was a great best playlist.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
The third being like the shopping the packing list and
little questionnaires we made you fill out.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
Even going into the airport, I was still wearing big boots,
which only an insane amount of insane amount of space
in my suitcase coming back.

Speaker 6 (52:22):
And then we had planned a ruse of how we
were going to get to the international airport because we
knew we were going overseas you didn't, and we planned
to turn the wrong way at one point.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
We initially wanted to go over the Harbor Bridge and
do a yui and do a loop around, but we didn't.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Have enough time.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
You did have time, so instead the other rus was
the chili bin and the two tents in the back
of my car.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
Yeah, did that put you off? Did that?

Speaker 5 (52:46):
Did you think then we would be going camping? And
I knew we wanted to going camping.

Speaker 6 (52:50):
Okay, I reckon because he looked at my flimsy warehouse
tense and went, we better not be sleeping in those.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
Then we turned the wrong way. Then we took a
different exit way.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
I apologizes to all the motorists that had to deal
with Hailey's last minute and.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
Dangerous One of those guys tooted so aggressively.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
Ye did, and he was on his way to the
He turned into the big cemetery in South.

Speaker 6 (53:15):
Having a bad day, and then drove us into Domestic,
where we did a loop around.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
It, which was unbelievable because we pulled into the park.
You can only do drop off and pickups and not like.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
But it was so good.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
I said, no, I'll drop you guys off and you
go get a trolley and I'll go part the car.
Undoes his bout and opens the car door and then
goes bruise back and back.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
And then we had to park.

Speaker 6 (53:39):
An international got in there and then you were like, oh,
we're going international.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
That was exciting.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Yeah, and I said, wait here, I'm going to check
us in. So I checked us in and the lady
was like, I am going to need to see the
other people.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
And I was like, oh, okay, we're doing a big suppose.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Okay, well we're surprising our friend. So you came around
the corner and she was It was so funny. Everyone
like when you told people at the airport that this
was a surprise, they all got in.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
She like had the baggage tags behind it.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
When you came in and I saw you, she matched
your passport, gave us the boarding passes and then I
scanned our boarding passes at the gate for drawn and
the didn't.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
I didn't see nothing. But I blocked my ears every
time there was an announcement, because it got to the
point where I was like, I don't want to know.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
It actually got to the point where there were only
three flights left.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
Yeah, all the Aussie ones were going.

Speaker 6 (54:30):
And we were sitting there and then there'd be an announcement,
so yeah, you put your headphones on.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
It was fun that you didn't want to know.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
And then we walked to the gate and that's when
you found out we're on our way to Barley.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
I know.

Speaker 6 (54:39):
And then the first thing you said was, after some
sweel words, we're gonna.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Die, We're gonna die.

Speaker 5 (54:44):
I was like, I've been to Barley and a sort
of a relaxed trip, couple's trip, but I'd never just
been on the genuine friends, so I didn't know how
wild it was going to get.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
Well, we didn't die, we didn't die, and we had
the best time. The whole time. We kept saying we're
in Balley, We're in Balley.

Speaker 9 (54:59):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
And what Valley wasn't even on my list?

Speaker 5 (55:01):
I thought the Gold Coast was my number one a
minute we put into international, the Gold Coast is number one.
Second was Fiji, or third was Hong Kong, But only
because I've heard people talking in the lounge about Hong
Kong and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
Loves Hong Kong, Love Hong Kong. Thought Hong Kong tourism
might be back for some more.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Yeah, well, you thought we'd scoured a free holiday.

Speaker 5 (55:25):
Yeah, because you had told me a whole bunch of
times before we went that I'm going to do a
social posts of paper the holiday.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Another ruse, Another ruse, I cannot believe we pulled this off.
We got through the entire airport security with like you
not knowing where you're going.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
Yeah, that's what don't need to.

Speaker 6 (55:41):
As long as you put your passport in and show
your real face. Well, I think people we should direct
people maybe to our little bit of pods because we
might tell some specific moments from the trip that perhaps
are more appropriate.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
Firm Yeah, are you going to tell your moment or
are you going to save that for a stand up?

Speaker 4 (55:58):
Special? Stand up? I reckon, I'm saving that one for
my sho.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
Okay long te When a story is so good, She's like,
I can personally make money off this. I can personally
tell a theater full of people a story and they
will to hear it, versus giving it away for nothing.

Speaker 6 (56:14):
On my love like seeing you guys in the morning
you're out at the pool, like, come out of my room.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
I'm like, guys, it's a great yarn.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Tell a few little stories of some real fun moments
from baalian L and our little podcast.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
You should do a show next year and stell out
a theater telling your story. Switch Sta.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Play Zim's Fletchborne and Hailey Von's ten dollars suburb.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
That's back.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
I think people have fun playing ten dollars suburb.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:46):
So how it works is we basically generate, randomly generate
a suburb. I'm using artificial intelligence, and I'm just actually
in the middle of telling Allan, we're all back on
the board. Oh okay, because I see it. We're gonna
work our way through. We don't want a suburb we
already hand though, No, no, no, we won't do that. But
there's many many suburbs in the big cities that haven't

(57:09):
been used yet.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Of course, it's only a couple of weeks old him.
So if you're listening right now and we randomly generate
your suburb, the first caller through, when's cash, little asterix,
it's ten dollars. Okay, only it's only ten dollars. That's
why it's called Vaughn's ten dollars suburbs. That is a

(57:30):
random generator.

Speaker 13 (57:31):
Noise.

Speaker 5 (57:32):
We're back in Auckland for a suburb that I once
called home. Oh no, no, before that, Sandringham.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
I love sand sandering Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
But it's got its problems because remember someone youurinated with,
someone urinated in your letter box Eden Park game, didn't they?

Speaker 5 (57:53):
No one bark and I were all up in arms
shed primeister at the time.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
The renting urinating in my in mamal Bod.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
You wouldn't get many flats here now that place got gentrifined.

Speaker 4 (58:05):
Didn't it. But I used to live twenty one amount
of dress.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
Well it's not my a dress anymore, but someone's when I,
you know, die, there'll probably be a tour, right I
doubt it. Okay, five forty New North Road. That was
when I live in Kingsland, and then pop on down
the road. That was where the taxi driver fellasleep.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
Mats car. Yeah, a way to wake up. You've had
some great flants.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Yeah, okay. So the first caller who was in Sandringham,
in the boundaries of Sandringham, I'll wait hundreds Sandringham. You
don't even need to live there. You have to be
there right now. So if you're just driving through, I'll
wait hundred dollars at them.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
A lot of people would.

Speaker 6 (58:48):
As well, because Sandringham Road, Dominion Road, they're kind of
thoroughfares at this hour of the day.

Speaker 13 (58:52):
Yeah, they are.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
Sandringham.

Speaker 6 (58:54):
The food They've got a couple of the paradise. Well,
that's what Curry places.

Speaker 5 (58:58):
So that's what I asked, was ask Allen to whip
me up a mock lonely planet guide to the suburb.
And he said, sandraum, where Curry meets cool. Yeah, Auckland's
most flavorful kiometer is right here. Sandraham Road is sensory overload,
sizzling tan doors, Fragrance, spice in that one shop that
sells only cricket gear and incense.

Speaker 4 (59:15):
Yeah, what store is that? I don't know. Let's go
to Sandra.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Okay, let's go Aim on good morning morning. You know
you are currently in Sandringham.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
Yeah, I am would, Hey, yeah, I would, I would,
but I'm honestly yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:42):
Well actually when you said it, but then I hooked you.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
We love a fan.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
You're okay, Now we're we're about say you right now
because we're going to run a test on Google street View.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
Okay, at the intersection of Mount Alb Road and Sandringham Road.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
Mount Albert and sand I know, I know. Is that
the one with the petrol station.

Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
No, No, that's that's the corner of Sandringham and bellmal
Bell Morrow.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
Yeah, I know that you're more Mount Roscalin. It sounds
like he's out. He sounds like he's out of This
is the problem.

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
The one side of that intersection is Mount Roscal, the
other side of sandring Okay, so whereabouts?

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Like yeah, literally at the well, Okay, I can turn
and go back unto Standringham figuring out Sandringham Road?

Speaker 9 (01:00:36):
Does that get me in there?

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
Is it worth the fuel?

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Though?

Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
Like there's other people on the line, you know, Okay, Well,
if you.

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
Can just come on, we go, I'm on, I'm on
ring Threw, You're on what rnfood ring threw n f
r e w.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
So you've pulled off ring Threw? What kind of what
kind of a hellish name?

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
Worry in if r o w he renfru.

Speaker 6 (01:01:05):
I mean he's saying it like it's spelled. I just
thought maybe it'd said a word wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
I mean, dude, you are literally you're literally on the
border of Sandra but.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
On the right side or the wrong side of the tracks.

Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
He could be in building building some No, what are
you talking about? No, no, no, no, I've clicked on it.
Someone's miss misidentify. So Mount Roscal is right on the
border of that. I'm looking at Renfoo. Now my question
is whereabouts on Renfo Are.

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
You outside of number one?

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
Number one renfru renfrew ev. It says it's in Sandraingham.
It says it's in Sandrangham. Okay, okay, that's side of
the road.

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
Are you on o? No, on the left, on the
side the opposite number one, opposite the.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
Street view There what we've got about. He's still in
the suburb. Yeah, he's still in the suburb that side
of the road. But if he wasn't on the air.
What's the color of the roof of number one?

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
It was orange, but it's like it's covered and.

Speaker 10 (01:02:19):
Like it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
Was orange. I was like he's looking at the range
because that's how I would have described it. I've got it.
It was orange.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
And it also sounds like we've got a house that
needs a roof painting.

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
A bit of a water, bit of a water blast.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Aim On, Congratulations, he won ten dollar suburb today and
Sandria after a slight.

Speaker 5 (01:02:39):
Yui the lander ren through fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Congratulations. It's a life changing amount of money. Aim On,
What are you going to do with it?

Speaker 7 (01:02:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
I don't know, I mean just analyst.

Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
Yeah, we don't tend on the suburbs.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
Probably pay for half my lunch to I was gonna
say because it is described as you know, we're curry meats.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:03:08):
The z N podcast Networks Real plays flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Fat of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 13 (01:03:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
Do today's this week's fact of the day.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
Famous Japan is it because we went to the sushi
train and had Japanese.

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
And I was really young. It was good. Good.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
Japanese is one of my I reckon one of my
favorite foods.

Speaker 6 (01:03:45):
Sushi all the way to the you know the flash stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Yeah, flash flash like the vegetables fried flash, very.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
Like authentic very, you know, like just like you're in Japan.

Speaker 6 (01:04:00):
Had a miso, I got ashy tofu, introduced you guys
my favorite dish.

Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
Yeah, what's it called? Aga? Dashy tofa? Be better with chicken.
It would be better with chicken, screw even better with pork.

Speaker 5 (01:04:12):
But today's speak to that about Japan is the West
Coast of Japan, which borders the Sea of Japan, and
also that's where it comes pretty close to Korea, and
then also China and Russia are up there too, that
little bit between Japan and then the West Coast of Japan.
I'd call it the arched back of Japan, because the

(01:04:36):
other side of Japan looks more like the boobies in
the tummy, right, and so the arch back of Japan
the arch bank.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Of Canterbury, the archback, oh, yeah, of Canterbury.

Speaker 5 (01:04:48):
Okay, if you look at New Zealand, our archback is
the west coast as well, because Gorisbon's Gisbon's the boobs,
and Hawks Bay's the navel. And then we've got real
we're real long in the leg. And then we got
a big wang in Northland. Yeah, no, you're looking completely
the wrong way. Sorry, that's the back of Northland on
the right track.

Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
Well, not really at all.

Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
The west coast of Japan, which borders the Sea of Japan,
has barely perceivable tides, barely perceivable. The difference between high
tide and low tide is almost unperceivable.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
That'd be great, yeah, but only that's always I was
literally here yesterday and it was high tide.

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
Walking to Toland, I'm still at my knees.

Speaker 5 (01:05:30):
Or if you arrive on low you don't want to
be too far from the sea because that's where the
bugs live up in the real dry sand. But then
it's got an aggressive tide title change and you're there
for a few hours and.

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
You got to move your beach towel you go.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
There is nothing funny though than.

Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
The coming tide.

Speaker 5 (01:05:47):
Yes, top tier, especially when they're like floating. Things get
swept away and they're chasing the chili and how embarrassing
is that?

Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
Or the Coca colas are coming out? Yeah, you gotta
grab it.

Speaker 5 (01:05:57):
But yeah, the Sieg Japan Brey perceivable tides because it's
sort of like a big lake.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
Oh yeah, it's well, it's not.

Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
There are various exit and entry points, but yeah, there's
small enough that most of the water will stay in there.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
And tides do change.

Speaker 5 (01:06:11):
Before you message it and tell me that they do change,
but barely perceivable to the people you know enjoying the
coast compared to other places where there are massive title changes.
It's described as an anthrodromic point, but I don't want
to go into the details of it because I haven't
read any more than anthrodromic point haring down. The word
anthrodromic form describes a point in the ocean where the

(01:06:34):
title amplitude is nearly zero the tide rotates around it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:37):
Yeah, so that's it. Kind of swirls. Rather hope we're
going to get some juicy in Japan. It's more like
you know those like Robot six clubs, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
Or like, what is that yellow eggy stuff on sushi?

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
It's egg?

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
Yeah, it's not, is it? It's something else that.

Speaker 6 (01:06:54):
Yellow iggy stuff, the roast stuff or that kind of
weird know.

Speaker 5 (01:06:58):
That thing that I always get at the sushi pastes,
eggsything else.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Different way, and there's something else in it. It's not
one hundred percent egg.

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
Don't tell me what the egg thing is. It's egg.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
Well, I know it's egg based, but there's other stuff
and eggs together with garlic, soy sauce and sugar.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
Got a soy in there, sugar.

Speaker 6 (01:07:20):
That's why yes with Japanese breakfast at the moment, because
we have started getting meso butter.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
On halee and I went to a place and they
do meso butter. It's maso paste. Wait is it sort
of like better than garlic butter? It is revolutionized? Could
you make a miso butter bread.

Speaker 5 (01:07:38):
Like a plane life and gets me instead of like
an alternative?

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
I wonder if you if you could add garlic to
it garlic garlic mesu.

Speaker 6 (01:07:46):
Because I made some herb garlic butter recently. I should
have ma soda maybe maso.

Speaker 5 (01:07:51):
So the Japanese inspired scrambled eggs have eggs, garlic, soy, sauce, sugar.
Talking about the egg on top of the sushi worn
not a not a scrambled egg, No, but that's.

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
What it is. That's what it is. It's just a scramble.
I don't think anybody knows.

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
It's a rolled omelet, right, or like a squared omelet,
and then they cut it into the square shapes and.

Speaker 4 (01:08:12):
Pop it on.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
Nobody knows, nobody knows, No one knows.

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:08:17):
So today's fact to the day, and the first for
Japan Week is that the Sea of Japan or the
sixty arched back of Japan, that that coast has barely
perceivable tides.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 7 (01:08:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:08:40):
Don podcast network plays that MS flesh one and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
There's one thing that I know, Hailey Jane Sprow does
not like it's a hot temperature.

Speaker 6 (01:08:57):
God, I'll scraam and it will turn my mood around
like it't one ad me yeah so quickly if I'm
too hot.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
That's why And I prefer like our studio is very cool.
I prefer things on the caller safe.

Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
But for a while it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
If I'm in the car, it's got to be cool,
like people that drive when it's in like, you know,
thirty degree like heat.

Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
H bananas, bananas that your car has a heater that
goes above twenty two.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Remember that uber we got in in Wellington and you
to say something. It was at twenty seven.

Speaker 6 (01:09:27):
He was say twenty seven. We were gone on weir
just all the three of us were just.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Like, no, no, too hot, too hot.

Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
Well it was very We were lucky.

Speaker 6 (01:09:34):
To enjoy the warmth of Indonesia when we went to
Balley over the last you know, five days, and at
the end of the trip we were gutted to leive
could have stayed for much longer. But once the trip's done,
it's done. And you get to the airport and we
were just like, get me in that air con, get.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
Me home, get me home.

Speaker 6 (01:09:51):
Yeah, And we get into the airport at Bali and
it is just there's no aircn.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
It is so hot.

Speaker 6 (01:10:00):
It didn't make any sense because everywhere else you go
in Bali, the moment you go into a deiry or anything.

Speaker 4 (01:10:04):
Right, it's like cool, nice, go into a restaurant. Mass
signed just too.

Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
We really pretended to look at those shirts in that
shop just to get some air cone.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
She was like nice shirts. We were like, yeah, man,
I'm not buying this.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
It was weird because we sat down and we're like,
it's too hot here. Then it must be the aircon
must not be working.

Speaker 6 (01:10:20):
So we went through to another area into a specific
restaurant within the airport and oh my god, it was hot.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
And then we left and went to the gate. Was hot.
There was just no aircorn in the whole place. It
was wine and you can see everyone a everyone. Do
you think that? Do you think they're saving on money
because they know that, like you're leaving, so they don't care.
I don't care about you anymore. Yeah, yeah, it's it's.

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
Air cone on arrivals because you know they want to
have it when you arrived.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
You like the heat, Yes, yeah, here we are.

Speaker 6 (01:10:49):
I'm a climatizing even when you're going home, you're like,
I'm over this. And that's when I looked over and
Fletch was like, how do we feel about this?

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
And he has decided to go on Google Reviews can
find the way.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
I never I don't review anything, no my Airbnbs because
I want to get a good one back, and I
just like, you know, you help them out, you really
like but even ubers now I just kind of skip
that bit, Like but if I do, I longways give.

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
A five star. You know people are hustling. So you said,
how do we like this? For you?

Speaker 6 (01:11:20):
You've gone on Google Reviews to write a review for
Barley's Airport one star.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
I mean we were bored, we were waiting at the gate.
What else was this one star? Lovely airport? This is
from a lovely it's lovely, just needs air.

Speaker 6 (01:11:34):
Con plenty plenty to do and say an ay, lovely airport.
But my wife, who has menopause and was battling Barley beally,
was finding the lack of air conditioning quite hard to handle.
How's about we turn on the air conditioning next time?
Accompanied by a photo you talk of me I posed
a bit, yeah, yeah, yeah, sweating that wasn't posed hand

(01:11:57):
one hand on my belly and the other over my face,
like I'm crying like that, And I will say we
were suffering slightly from a kiss of BALI.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
You two were yeah, absolutely, I just don't do reviews.
But then when I did that review, Google was like,
you've earned sixteen points, and I.

Speaker 5 (01:12:15):
Was like, oh what, I know they're gamify.

Speaker 4 (01:12:18):
Reviewing because what can you do with points? Though?

Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
So you go up through the rankings? Yeah, and you
just you can do.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
You're just forever chasing this elite status of being a
reviewer because I have a friend that is obsessed with
Google reviews.

Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
Like every where we went on a trip.

Speaker 5 (01:12:35):
Was like trip advisor reviews were pretty good, but like
you've helped this many people.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
Yeah, people, Whereas I'm one of those people that always
reads reviews but will very rarely post about them.

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 6 (01:12:49):
I've done one Google review once and it does sort of.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
But people always leave a review when they're passed when
they're passed off, because they're just like, oh, show you.
And that's what we want to ask the morning is
when have you left a one star review?

Speaker 6 (01:13:04):
Maybe you know, we don't have to say the company name,
you can just describe.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
But we're too nice as keyes even if we're passed
off or.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
No, no way, do you reckon? Yeah? I think the opposite.

Speaker 5 (01:13:14):
I think we're entitled and we pay minimal and we
expect five star every time.

Speaker 4 (01:13:18):
Yeah, think about going out dollars for this? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Okay, well all wait a hundred dollars at him as
a number. Give us a call. You can text through
nine six nine six.

Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
Tell us about your one star review.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
I want to know when you've left a one star review.

Speaker 6 (01:13:33):
Like if you go and look up the Barley Airport,
you'll see a refresh review from Carl Fletcher giving it
one stars and a photo of his menopausal wife struggling
with the lack of air cognition.

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
They just, I mean, just turn the air con on,
That's all we asked.

Speaker 5 (01:13:49):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
Yeah, I went to.

Speaker 5 (01:13:50):
A casino, lost twenty dollars and one spin no fun,
one star review, one star review to give one.

Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
Star to our roofer. Such a bad job to our house.

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
They had to take me to the disputure a Bindle for
the thirty thousand dollars to get it fixed. He still
hasn't paid us two years later. Requirements of that. The
last one star review I gave was the worst heck out.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
Of my life. It still haunts me. Oh what did
you ask for? You? Yeah? Hi, how do you feel
about that? I love it? Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
Mark says, I finished a terrible book yesterday and gave
it one star on good Reads.

Speaker 6 (01:14:27):
Oh that's good because I use good Reads all the
time for book reviews.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
Do they do your the smart that you read predominantly?

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
Okay? Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:36):
I had to give a restaurant a one star review
after they put nuts in my meal and I wanted
to anaphylactic shock.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
Even though I asked multiple times, do.

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
They refund you the EPI pen as well the restaurant,
because those aren't.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
They'd have to pay for the opinion.

Speaker 5 (01:14:49):
My local chemist told me it will take ten minutes
to forget my prescription. For forty five minutes later, they
hadn't filled its one stff.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
Go to the show sponsor please.

Speaker 5 (01:14:57):
Yeah, exactly, very good. Means to weet house, very good. Yeah,
I've done no time at all, some messages and on it.
I left a one star review for the builder her
my brother worked for as an apprentice.

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
He was a bully. Oh yeah, so I thought you
were meant to bully. I thought apprentices were meant to
be bullied. Though it makes a bit of the go
to the shelf and get a ton of what's a
joke left in a screwdriver, alber grease or something like that. Yeah,
I went.

Speaker 5 (01:15:29):
To one star review to a supermarket last week, god
by a decent amount of muscles from this place for
my husband's muscle mister. From the muscle mister, I buy
them for my hobby's work lunch.

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
Now hold your horses.

Speaker 5 (01:15:42):
Yeah, buying muscles on a Sunday and feeding this poor
boy muscles all week.

Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
Friday, you can have some drink muscle muscles and a
tub of spring water. And you know those who cannot
stand those, I don't mind.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
I don't mind those.

Speaker 5 (01:15:54):
It doesn't say they were a watery, really smelly, thin mess.
I couldn't use them. They stunk so bad. I wondered
if it kill some But so maybe it wasn't muscles
on a tope.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
Yeah, Vanessa, what did you leave a one star review for?
First of all long Cold listeners. First, Welcome to the show, Vanessa, Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.

Speaker 7 (01:16:16):
Thanks, thank you.

Speaker 14 (01:16:18):
We were a little bit of a cheap skate. We
did go first table. We went to a.

Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
Restaurant we love first table.

Speaker 14 (01:16:25):
Yeah, well, I just think this way to try out
all the restaurants and figure out which ones.

Speaker 6 (01:16:28):
You like if you don't know what it is, it
so you book in the like off peak hours, right
like five pfant which is my peak dining hour, which
I like it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
Yeah, yeah, good for me too.

Speaker 14 (01:16:40):
So we went to this restaurant middle of winter. The
door was wide open, they wouldn't leave to shut it,
and they had no eating at all, so we were freezing,
and we did ask if they had anything portable. No,
couldn't have that, and then both of us worded. I
ordered pork belly. He ordered a venison. The venison he
could eat like around the outside because the rest of.

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
It was raw.

Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
They don't cook at all.

Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
Is that the deal?

Speaker 14 (01:17:09):
Because you're right, yeah yeah, but then but then how
do you explain the pork belly that was so cooked
that I couldn't get.

Speaker 4 (01:17:19):
My fork, particularly.

Speaker 14 (01:17:26):
The vegetables were all raw as well. And when she
came over and normally on one of those typical keywads
when they come over and say, is Emil all right,
I'm normally like yes. And she came over and she
said all right and said you're not sorry, and said
and I explained everything to her and she goes, oh okay,
and she just walked away.

Speaker 4 (01:17:46):
And that was and you know.

Speaker 6 (01:17:47):
You're supposed to take the food and not charge and
then replace her.

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
Oh wow, okay, see that does I don't like, you know,
given one star and crapping on business, like you know,
local business. But if it's bad, if they need to
know exactly, Vania, thank you keep your texts coming in
nine six nine six, eight hundred dollars at him? What
have you given a one star review for? Have you
done it at one star Google review? Georgia?

Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
Sure have? Well what was it for?

Speaker 11 (01:18:14):
But to be honest, I'm not much of a complainer normally,
but this was so bad. We went into a place
where you book flights and like holidays and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:18:22):
Oh yeah, okay, oh boy, a travel agent. Weent into
one of those, one of those places. Now I'm going
to be pretty mysterious.

Speaker 4 (01:18:34):
Flights and holidays. It's so vague, Georgia, an agency of trip.

Speaker 12 (01:18:40):
They might do other things.

Speaker 11 (01:18:41):
I don't know, you know, okay, And basically, long story short,
we've got told we couldn't afford the holiday we were
going on, like she was basically at no point looking
at these you can't afford it, you can't afford it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
And she told me she pretty womaned you.

Speaker 11 (01:18:52):
Pretty It was. It was honestly one of those ones
where I was sudden. I was like, she doesn't know
what our finances are.

Speaker 12 (01:18:57):
I could be a bloody millionnaiu.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
She wouldn't know, but there was the.

Speaker 6 (01:18:59):
Way clearly not give an ear of you.

Speaker 11 (01:19:05):
She ended up screaming at us as we walked out
of it was.

Speaker 4 (01:19:08):
It was wild, guys. She was like, well, if you
didn't want my service, black was holidays. I can tell
her the accident holiday she did pizza jets to holiday wild.

Speaker 5 (01:19:32):
Okay, I have gone back this well for around yourself.
I gave a pizza place of one star review and
had a dead moth and the cheese was baked in
the cheese right because it might have been that dusty
pre grated cheese.

Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
I would have given that one of her may actually cheese.
That's pretty smoth.

Speaker 5 (01:20:03):
We have some respect, please, Motharella.

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
Yeah much really good.

Speaker 4 (01:20:12):
Sorry, Haley is stop stop stop stop it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
Sorry she gets really angry, makes me fine.

Speaker 4 (01:20:22):
He's gone fun taking the.

Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
Rest of us singing a be nice and supported a
local cake shop. I ordered a large carrot cake for
a family member's eighty fifth birthday when I went to
pick up the next that looked beautiful, kind of twitter
was a sponge cake.

Speaker 4 (01:20:36):
Yeah, with carrot flavor on top, no cream, cheese, icing,
no walnuts, no carrot. One star review. Yeah, okay for
a cake shop. Okay, this one one.

Speaker 5 (01:20:45):
I've got one that I think Fletch and Hailey are
probably going to be on the side of the restaurant.

Speaker 4 (01:20:50):
Shotted your holiday on grudge to you.

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
Were a We were in a cafe for breakfast when
the kids were two and five. As usual, my two
year old was throwing food on the floor rather than
eating it. We really went out for food for that reason,
but we're therefore hold and had no option. We made
sure to leave the table and for as clean as
possible as we paid. And we're getting ready to leave.
The lady comes out and passes me a broom. You
have to clean that floor the way on her side and.

Speaker 4 (01:21:23):
Rushed to give that place a one star review.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
Your kids made the mess cleaner, they kind of yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:21:30):
I can't of agree.

Speaker 5 (01:21:33):
Yeah, um, I just feel really bad about that. You
should somebody did message and you want me to make
it larger and make a chart.

Speaker 4 (01:21:42):
I'm not.

Speaker 5 (01:21:45):
We'll block your ears from it, because I don't want
to make it anything I can only I can stop
making it worse though, Yeah, okay, block your ears. Hailey
is actually triggered by that. Somebody said Motharella was a
bit of the food in a long time, So I
mean pleased with the show.

Speaker 4 (01:22:01):
On the show, flitchbar whatever you bore your neighbors.

Speaker 12 (01:22:08):
Oh did you tell me?

Speaker 13 (01:22:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:22:10):
That was my ton tums. That was my ton tum tums. Hey, guys,
I reckon it was the most fun of your head
on a show.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
Ah, not not for me.

Speaker 5 (01:22:18):
I don't know where even nowhere. Even you haven't been
here long, have you?

Speaker 9 (01:22:23):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:22:23):
I haven't.

Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
No, you were listening and you had fun. Won't you
give us a little review in a

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
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