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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleachborn and Hayley's a little.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Bit of pod.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Welcome to a little bit of pod.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Well, while we were away on our Genuine Friends holiday,
Genuine Friends, Shannon and Carwen were hanging out and doing
something that usually you do with a romantic partner.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
We had a little date.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
We went and got a couple's massage to get.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Okay, now, am I correct in thinking this is your
first ever massage?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, this was my first one.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Carlin's had quite a few, and man I pissed at
her with questions before we went on.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Okay, this is what we need to talk about.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
So we had like a lovely little date planned. We
like went out, We got a little coffee, a little tree,
We went to enamored book store. We hung out for
a bet, We recorded some silly little tech took videos,
we went some op shopping, and then there was time anyone.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Puts into an actual relationship.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
It was a lovely little date.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I'm a lovely person today. She drove me and everything
I actually and like the whole day. Questions about the message,
are they going to do this? What do I do?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
We talk?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
My questions like dove it like a hear dresser am.
I like, oh, like how long have you done this?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
You know, like that kind of vibe, no talking, no talking,
it's relaxing, relaxing.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
And then like filling out the form like she's like
you have to form. I was like, yeah, well you
just need to like tell them, you know, like if
you have any health stuff. And she's like, how.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Forms there a form before?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I've always done a forman, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I always do form.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Asked me how.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I was feeling today and I was like, ohmen, what
did you put? Like, I don't know ship But then
I didn't know how to spell arthritis because I've got it.
Google like how do you spell arthritis? It's real quiet
there as well. I was like She's like, I don't
know you have it? And I was like, so I
had to google that. And then when we got in
(01:59):
the room, she's like, what does this say? It's like
it's mean to say riders, but don't worry.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Do you not fell out the forms? They like tell
you where you should mark and this is important, this
is important.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
But where am I just walking there? Like close off?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
So this one like on the former head the outline
of a body and you like marked on it with
your specifically yes. So for me it was like shoulders.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It was a springer.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
And so I I was aiming for shoulders nick and
like upper to lower back because I sat a lot
with this job and I'm very sore all the time.
Shannon didn't put anything stressed out.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I was nervous.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I didn't know what to do, so I just go,
you know, it's not the arthritis is spelling confusing, and
then you.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Put it but I have arthritis.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
So we go in and she's like, you know, I'm dressed.
Here's your bed, and I was like six.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
So we get undressed, and I said to Carl when
I said, underwears on and she's like yep, and I
showed her.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I was like, look at my I purposely wore. This
is important. It's not just a weird detail. I purposely
wore quite big underwear.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
But they flip them up anyway into your ass and
they pull them down and say that.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Because out of all the questions, I asked carwhen did
she tell me, no, they ripped down my underwear.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
They got to get the top of your crap. I'll
be honest, it was It was more than last.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It was like I really felt entry almost.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Could you not?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I checked my foot, but after my heart rate was
one o five for most of the massage.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
So I get down.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
And she immediately starts giving me a foot massage and
I was like, okay, well we're paid. Well we had
about it, but we had a back and head massage
and I was like, these are my feet?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
What are you doing? And then she starts doing my legs,
going all the way up?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
What you wanted? Half?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
And I could you not?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I really went to speak and just say is this
a stitch up? And I thought for a second, is
it Haley in the room. I thought this was like
a radio gag and that you got me a happy ending.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I fully thought.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Reputable spa outlets don't do for a Radio's the thing.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
I knew this was such a nice spot, It was
all going so well, but I was just like, there
is multiple almost entries happening to me.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I didn't expect this car you last touched romantic.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
While we're just excited to be touched.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
It was just so shocking, and like I knew Carwen
was mixed me, but obviously it was silence.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I was like, is she doing something.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
And then at one point your lady walked over to
my side. I'm guessing she was grabbing something. I don't know,
but I was like, it's carwin Like.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I was like, she's got up and she's gonna prank me.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
I don't know the whole I couldn't relax, just relax,
I relax.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
But then there's maybe their messages. Messages aren't for you,
because you know, the first time you get touched so
by a stranger, you are like, this is fucking weird.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I mean I've been touched by a stranger plenty, but.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
That's the problem.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
No, And then so I started to calm down once
she moved to my back, and then she's like flip
over and I was like stunning.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
And then so she put the thing up over.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
My boobs, but then just like kept flapping it and
like moving it, and then for like half of it
she just had my boobs out, and I was like,
I thought we were doing a modesty thing.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Know, I flipped over obviously, but I didn't have my
tips weren't out, like they were covered.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
They were very proficient. I'm not trying to slander this person.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
I know they were doing their job, but just as
someone who didn't know what was coming. To have my
underwear pulled down and hands.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
So close I couldn't do the tark, and.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Then to have the thigh massage when I thought it
was back on, it was wild man.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
And because we got in the car and she's like, oh,
blah blah blah, I don't know what we were saying.
And then I was like, what do you mean your feet?
And she's like she did my face and she and
I was like, I didn't get eaty of that?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
What you want? I didn't know that. She's like, I
don't want to touch her arth writers. Would you be
doing it?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Getting another one? Do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
No, I shouldn't give it.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
No, I think I just I think for.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Me, pampering is like nails or like I enjoyed the
head massage part, but it just I think because I
got it quite light as well. She's like, how hard
and like it did hurt my arth wriders a little bit?
Like I was fine, but it just wasn't my idea
of pampering. I would rather a manicure.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Next time, rather than circling the areas you want worked on.
Just put big xs where you don't want them to
touch Yeah, don't.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Touch me here, and.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
They're like, what are you just you?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
It was kind of crazy, like genuinely though, I swear
I thought it was a happy inding and I thought
it was a radio gag.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I was like, Hailey's in the room. I know they're
in Balley, but I feel like Hailey's here and she's about.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
The ruse of Barley was a ruse Actually give Shannon
for me to give Shannon a happy.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
God. It's not radio in the two thousand, No No,
From the Zidium podcast network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleachborn and Hayley's a little.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Bit of pod.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Welcome to a little bit of pod.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Well, while we were away on our Genuine Friends holiday,
Genuine Friends, Shannon and Carwen were hanging out and doing
something that usually you do with a romantic partner.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
We had a little date.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
We went and got a couple's massage to get.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Okay, now, am I correct in thinking this is your
first ever massage?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, this was my first one.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Carlin's had quite a few, and man I pissed at
her with questions before we went on.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Okay, this is what we need to talk about.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
So we had like a lovely little date planned. We
like went out, We got a little coffee, a little tree,
We went to enamored book store. We hung out for
a bet, We recorded some silly little tech took videos,
we went some op shopping, and then there was time anyone.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Puts into an actual relationship.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
It was a lovely little date.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I'm a lovely person today. She drove me and everything
I actually and like the whole day. Questions about the message,
are they going to do this? What do I do?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
We talk?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
My questions like dove it like a hear dresser am.
I like, oh, like how long have you done this?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
You know, like that kind of vibe, no talking, no talking,
it's relaxing, relaxing.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
And then like filling out the form like she's like
you have to form. I was like, yeah, well you
just need to like tell them, you know, like if
you have any health stuff. And she's like, how.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Forms there a form before?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I've always done a forman, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I always do form.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Asked me how.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I was feeling today and I was like, ohmen, what
did you put? Like, I don't know ship But then
I didn't know how to spell arthritis because I've got it.
Google like how do you spell arthritis? It's real quiet
there as well. I was like She's like, I don't
know you have it? And I was like, so I
had to google that. And then when we got in
(01:59):
the room, she's like, what does this say? It's like
it's mean to say riders, but don't worry.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Do you not fell out the forms? They like tell
you where you should mark and this is important, this
is important.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
But where am I just walking there? Like close off?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
So this one like on the former head the outline
of a body and you like marked on it with
your specifically yes. So for me it was like shoulders.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It was a springer.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
And so I I was aiming for shoulders nick and
like upper to lower back because I sat a lot
with this job and I'm very sore all the time.
Shannon didn't put anything stressed out.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I was nervous.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I didn't know what to do, so I just go,
you know, it's not the arthritis is spelling confusing, and
then you.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Put it but I have arthritis.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
So we go in and she's like, you know, I'm dressed.
Here's your bed, and I was like six.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
So we get undressed, and I said to Carl when
I said, underwears on and she's like yep, and I
showed her.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I was like, look at my I purposely wore. This
is important. It's not just a weird detail. I purposely
wore quite big underwear.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
But they flip them up anyway into your ass and
they pull them down and say that.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Because out of all the questions, I asked carwhen did
she tell me, no, they ripped down my underwear.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
They got to get the top of your crap. I'll
be honest, it was It was more than last.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It was like I really felt entry almost.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Could you not?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I checked my foot, but after my heart rate was
one o five for most of the massage.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
So I get down.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
And she immediately starts giving me a foot massage and
I was like, okay, well we're paid. Well we had
about it, but we had a back and head massage
and I was like, these are my feet?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
What are you doing? And then she starts doing my legs,
going all the way up?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
What you wanted? Half?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
And I could you not?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I really went to speak and just say is this
a stitch up? And I thought for a second, is
it Haley in the room. I thought this was like
a radio gag and that you got me a happy ending.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I fully thought.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Reputable spa outlets don't do for a Radio's the thing.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
I knew this was such a nice spot, It was
all going so well, but I was just like, there
is multiple almost entries happening to me.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I didn't expect this car you last touched romantic.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
While we're just excited to be touched.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
It was just so shocking, and like I knew Carwen
was mixed me, but obviously it was silence.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I was like, is she doing something.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
And then at one point your lady walked over to
my side. I'm guessing she was grabbing something. I don't know,
but I was like, it's carwin Like.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I was like, she's got up and she's gonna prank me.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
I don't know the whole I couldn't relax, just relax,
I relax.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
But then there's maybe their messages. Messages aren't for you,
because you know, the first time you get touched so
by a stranger, you are like, this is fucking weird.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I mean I've been touched by a stranger plenty, but.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
That's the problem.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
No, And then so I started to calm down once
she moved to my back, and then she's like flip
over and I was like stunning.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
And then so she put the thing up over.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
My boobs, but then just like kept flapping it and
like moving it, and then for like half of it
she just had my boobs out, and I was like,
I thought we were doing a modesty thing.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Know, I flipped over obviously, but I didn't have my
tips weren't out, like they were covered.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
They were very proficient. I'm not trying to slander this person.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
I know they were doing their job, but just as
someone who didn't know what was coming. To have my
underwear pulled down and hands.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
So close I couldn't do the tark, and.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Then to have the thigh massage when I thought it
was back on, it was wild man.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
And because we got in the car and she's like, oh,
blah blah blah, I don't know what we were saying.
And then I was like, what do you mean your feet?
And she's like she did my face and she and
I was like, I didn't get eaty of that?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
What you want? I didn't know that. She's like, I
don't want to touch her arth writers. Would you be
doing it?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Getting another one? Do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
No, I shouldn't give it.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
No, I think I just I think for.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Me, pampering is like nails or like I enjoyed the
head massage part, but it just I think because I
got it quite light as well. She's like, how hard
and like it did hurt my arth wriders a little bit?
Like I was fine, but it just wasn't my idea
of pampering. I would rather a manicure.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Next time, rather than circling the areas you want worked on.
Just put big xs where you don't want them to
touch Yeah, don't.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Touch me here, and.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
They're like, what are you just you?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
It was kind of crazy, like genuinely though, I swear
I thought it was a happy inding and I thought
it was a radio gag.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I was like, Hailey's in the room. I know they're
in Balley, but I feel like Hailey's here and she's about.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
The ruse of Barley was a ruse Actually give Shannon
for me to give Shannon a happy.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
God. It's not radio in the two thousand, No No,
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