Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - November 5th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the zenim podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is from the flesh Wood and Haley's Big Pod.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Thanks to animes making Happy Happened for pets. Good morning,
Welcome to the show, Fletch, Fawn and Hailey. The Top
six says on the way and it's Guy Fork's day.
Yeah remember the fifth November.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
The top six thoughts your pets will have. Yeah, huge fans.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
I'm off to total on it tonight and give Himum
and Dad the rundown on how to look after Roleigh
because he hates it.

Speaker 6 (00:32):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
What do they lock him inside or something?

Speaker 5 (00:34):
Yeah, look him aside, But a cow is under the bed,
so you've got to sing to him.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
To change too. Soft songs from the seventies.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
And eighties, the no nineties or current hits for.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
No, you can't you can't get in there with TLC,
Destney's phially Destiny's Charter.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
You're under the here like come me.

Speaker 7 (00:55):
Take me?

Speaker 5 (00:57):
J is it?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
How were you?

Speaker 5 (00:58):
And He's Hotel California in the line right against the
old kind of very specific classic rock kind of stuff
right now.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
The Top six coming up next on the show. Though
a Rainbow's end would never I'll tell that Rainbow's end
would never Yeah, this is a wild story out of
a mirror gane. This is insane and some unlikely heroes. Yeah,
something that happened on a roller coaster. A lot of
people's Worst.

Speaker 8 (01:24):
Nightmare En podcast Network plays ms Fletch, Worn and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Just doing a quick translation. Seventy five miles an hours,
one hundred and twenty kilometers an hour. Now that's how
fast the roller coaster goes at Worlds of Fun Park
and Kansas City. It's called the Mamber.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
It also number five or is it the first of
its kind? Its kind?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
It goes over sixty meters high and then, god, I
love roller coast, so my same would you love it?
If you were on sead roller coaster and la belt
stopped working, and and you're a child, and you're sitting
next to someone who means that the lat bar can't
come down either, all right, because it goes over both

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of you.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
So they're bigger the person next to you.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
Yeah, and you're a little slim germ and you're slipping
around and the labou.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
It's just not working. So that's basically the situation that
the young lady found herself and don't have her name,
but I do have the name of the heroes in
front of her, Chris and Cassie who was sitting in
front of her, who regular fans, by the way, and
your passes and annual past I'm going to be honest.
If I lived by six Flags in California, I would

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have season passed.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
I have a Disney and your past.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
God sad.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
I just go get some dope, not Spury Farm in
l A's. That's my annual pass. And if you've all
got one, you can take a plus one. That's perfect.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Well we're all out an Anaheim, then okay, sounds good
and we should like work from home, but just one
day a week we're at a theme park.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
We'll get an apartment in Anta home. Make the most
of it.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
That's what I do. Are we planning our lives and
we when powerable tonight?

Speaker 4 (03:02):
My god years. But like Anaheim's a bit lame, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:06):
We got a Tokyo, all of them got it.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Roller coasters, same, right, These these are the company. They
hear a blood curdling scream, yeah, and they say they
turn around to kind of like look because they're like,
that's just not someone having fun. They turn around, and
the girl's seatbout had come undone on the thing and
the bar was not doing its pant holding her in.

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Chris says, I looped my arm underneath her lap bar,
which had a pretty big gap between her and the
lap bar. So at this point I'm seeing a huge space,
no seatbout. I looked my arm underneath it and grabbed
a hold of her rest and my wife just pushed
down on her legs.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Around the bar and grabbed her now.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
And they said they are very familiar with the roller coaster,
so they win the ups and the bumps and everything.
You know, we're the ones who you feel waitless seats
because they've got the annual pass regulars, so they knew
when she required more info to be held down. You
know the best thing about this this whole thing, as
they there's a photo they went past the clucky photoson

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that and you can see the horror. It's you know,
normally on those photos, you know when you go and
you see the screen of everyone and they're just like
like you can see the joy mixed with the scared looks.
But this photo is just one hundred percent horror. That's awful. Yeah,
he looks he's like half turned around, the wife's turned around.

(04:32):
The girls just like leant over, screaming, folding her down.
Do you think that to pay for the photo? I
reckon they get a photo, They got a free one.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
They sing, not but well.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
The places said they do regular inspections in the paperwork,
and then the seatbout worked afterwards. They just like use
error by the looks of things, but they check it.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yank on drink she had a fiddle. She might have
had a fiddles.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
I want to do whenever I get put in a
roller coaster. I don't care if I can't breathe properly.
I'd just rather be it when it comes down likes
over top of you where you go like, yeah, can
you're like cool?

Speaker 4 (05:08):
I feel so many perfect, it.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Feels time, but it'll be fine, Like at least I'm in.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
That would be my worst night mirror is being loose
on a roller coaster. Oh my god. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Roller coasters are so fun until they're not and you're loose,
do you know what I mean? And you're flopping around,
flopping around, you're loose.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Fit and Haley big pod to producer.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
And loves to gamble gosh, she loves the sweet steaks
and she loves the ponies.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
No, no, the rugby I like.

Speaker 9 (05:36):
Yet, Listen, this is not an endorsement for gambling. No,
of course not you guys with your lotto tickets each way.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, look, I mean I think the country a lot
of is bleeding the country dry when it comes to Powerball.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Thirty six million times.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
I want to know how much people have spent every
draw for it must be in the those sort.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Doesn't it goes to kids, sports, community, charity work.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
No, you could just go direct to the charity, but
ills multiple routes.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Now, what are you gambling on? Shannon?

Speaker 9 (06:15):
So, Carlin and I are big fans of Dancing with
the Stars. Every year it comes around and it's just
a lot of fun. I'm talking the American American one. Yeah,
of course we've got Robert Irwin in there. Of course
we've been breaking the internet with his incredible dancing. He
has been so incredible. But this year's cast is incredibly strong.
And so before it started, Carlen and I locked in
and we were like, we're going to.

Speaker 10 (06:35):
Do a draft pick.

Speaker 9 (06:36):
So basically we put everyone on the board and then
we rock paper scissor to pick, and I won, so
I got first pick, and then we went one by
one and we.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Got to pick each Okay, so like you've just done
a whole Melbourne Cup sweep steak.

Speaker 6 (06:49):
Yeah, just like how all the guys get together and
they do their like drafts for fantasy, fantasy and that
kind of stuff.

Speaker 10 (06:57):
So we're a few weeks in.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Wait, wait, wait, what surprise? How much money did you
put in?

Speaker 10 (07:01):
We just did a hello mister lunch.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah, a little.

Speaker 10 (07:07):
So we're talking like fifteen dollars is on the line.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
I have a.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Vietnamese all day something.

Speaker 6 (07:13):
There's one right under our building, I know, and it's
so good.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Is actually under me right now? Yeah, no, it's a
little bit more.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
I keep that fair place alive, I'll be yeah, I haven't.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
I haven't gone there for a while. Actually, I think
today could be the day.

Speaker 10 (07:27):
It's so good. But so we're and I got a
bit of an update for you. Okay, Carwen has lost
one person off her draft.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Okay, hear that.

Speaker 10 (07:39):
I have lost six.

Speaker 9 (07:43):
But all you need to win is one or you
need to un I have two people left, and I'm
sure one of them is going home today.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Who's got who's got Robert.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
You're Good's brother, You've got him? Okay.

Speaker 9 (08:00):
On Barry, he kind of was not in the spotlight
and then he did Traitors last year and then really
everyone now loves him and he is his own person,
like he definitely is like, yes, I'm zac Efron's brother,
but he's he's his own guy.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
But what does he do? Look? But does he act?

Speaker 10 (08:20):
I don't know if he's done anything, but yeah, he
was on Traders. That's how everyone knows.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
Embarrassing being famous for being someone's I know, you know
what I mean, someone's sibling.

Speaker 6 (08:28):
But I also have Danny l Official you'll know from
Japanga Topanga.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Yep, from Boy Meets World.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
He said a little too quickly, Yeah, but fair a
sexual awakening of sorts. Yeah right, okay, she.

Speaker 6 (08:41):
Has beautiful talk about she was what's that called a
Mirican actress.

Speaker 10 (08:48):
Yes, she's your.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Stipmm oh wow.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
I also and she is also great.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
She was in romy and Michell's high school winning.

Speaker 6 (09:01):
I also have Robert Irwin. I have Whitney from The
Moms okay right, woman Woman Mums. And I also have
Andy Richter, who, like we all thought would have been
gone months weeks ago, and honestly he's crushing it.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Is it actually screening in New Zealand though? Just online.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
I've been trying to get it on Disney Plus because
it is Hulu, but it doesn't seem to it right.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
How are you watching it?

Speaker 6 (09:29):
They upload all of the dancers onto their own social
media on Facebook.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Together, we sit here and we'll watch them right after.

Speaker 10 (09:36):
The show off the clock.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
If there's a Vietnamese lunch on the line.

Speaker 10 (09:43):
Yeah, simply so.

Speaker 9 (09:45):
I have Alex Earl, who I am confident will go
to the finals. This is the only thing I'm resting on.
And when we paper says is rocked, I went Alex Earl,
that's my one person.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Is Robert going to win?

Speaker 7 (09:54):
Though?

Speaker 5 (09:54):
Nah?

Speaker 9 (09:55):
I think Whitney LeVert, who's famous from The Secret Lives
and Woman Wife or Alex Hil.

Speaker 10 (10:00):
I think they're two of the front runners.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Right.

Speaker 10 (10:03):
Okay, it's a time in the booth.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
So how is it's not my public vote?

Speaker 5 (10:07):
Right?

Speaker 10 (10:07):
So sevent is public vote? Thirty percent judge of.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
Scores because Robert doing such a good job. Remember we
rapped his shirt open. We we just got so confused.

Speaker 10 (10:16):
Yeah, he's twenty one, but I don't know he was
born in two thousand and four.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Calm down.

Speaker 8 (10:24):
The ZM podcast network. What's going on ZMS Fletch, Vaughn
and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
From the unmoderated comments section, This is the top six
empty shops shimming containers on the side of the road,
Stalls popping up quilli nilly for a few days a
year to sell guy fawks. Do you remember when they
used to sell them at the supermarket? Dude? Yep?

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Did they they in the warehouse?

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Did they stop that?

Speaker 4 (10:50):
You used to get the bigger bouse?

Speaker 7 (10:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:52):
I never see them in my local supermarkets. No, no, no, no, no, no,
all right, that's actually a really good question. Well it's
tonight cash.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Can you think they just do the cash?

Speaker 3 (11:02):
But I think maybe they did, they make it legal,
or they just morally were like, we're not doing it anymore.
I can't remember. Well, ACC say that on average they
accept three hundred new claims every year for fireworks related injuries.
This is start based on last year and going back,
children under the age of ten makeup around a quarter
of those people getting on.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Please be careful and come on.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
They say fireworks injury claims peak in November because we
all know those west Auklanders that love to keep their
fireworks for New Years and birthdays at any time of
the year.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Listen, I'll crank a sparks are on New Year's I'll
admit it here and now.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Yeah. Two thousand and seven, I found a story that
said supermarket chains split on stopping fireworks sales. But yeah,
they stopped selling them. I'm due to concerns about animal welfare,
fire safety, and environmental impact. And there was just a
public changing public center.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
Yeah. Yeah, Rolly hates it's not his favorite day, not
his favorite time of the year.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Don't know many animals that do. And we spoke about
it last year, show sponsored animates, you know, getting behind
the petianession public sales autician. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
It's very clever use of the word.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
And I think there's a private members bell in Parliament
so it's kind of it's it looks like Winston Peters
has spoken about it.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
Yeah, happen eventually.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
I just think the public displays are better, Todd.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
I went to one not too long ago than QMU showgrounds.
Was amazing.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Also, I have been that person that's fired Roman candles,
you know, to in my hand, like yeah, yeah, it
might seem like we're pulling up the ladder behind us
because we had our fun use with Roman candles ex Actually,
what we're doing, that's what we're doing. We've we've learned.
Top six thoughts your animals will have during guy fawks
tonight is today's top sex and number six on the list.
What is your cat thinker? Your cat is thinking, well,

(12:44):
at the stage, I'm thing of encouraging my human to
vote for Winston Peters. That's how bad this is.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
Wow, Winston New zeal On first once than ban and
I'm on board winning.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
My cat's too left to do that in first policies
that my cat's not on board for really such a
green eir. Yeah, my cat's just for her. Whoever will
let people trawl fisheries plunder the ocean, Oh my god,
gets fish, the love tuna and marley dolphins. Yeah yeah,
they'll give him the dolphin. He'll that it won't even

(13:16):
last a day. She's really Top six silts your animals
are having during guy falks tonight. I'm five of the
us from the horses. The horses are thinking, well, one
more of those bangs. It looks like I'm running full
speed through that fence over there. Yeah, they do, don't
They just they just they bold injuries. That's why I
stopped tooting it. People riding horses on the road. That's
actually wasn't that in the road so kind of you? Yeah,

(13:38):
you sound your horns an alarm that you're approaching. Was
the wildest oil. I'd love to know how many people
thought that was a good idea. Maybe they had to
warn the horse on your left. Number four on the
last of the top Top sex thoughts your animals will
have during guy falks tonight from the dogs. Yeah, dogs
will be thinking ironically, I bark and make more noise

(14:00):
than anybody all day long, but I don't like this
at all. Yeah yeah, yeah, Carmen dog, yeappy ship dog
down the ray and everything that a fire goes off
and it's like like noise sens when number three on
the last of the top top sex thoughts your animals
got the top have your and guy falks like goldfish?

(14:24):
What are they thinking? Nothing? Number two in the less
of the top sex thoughts your animals are having during
guy fawks tonight.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Guinea pig.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Oh yeah, guinea Pig's thinking weird that you're still be
calling me a pig in twenty twenty five, you know,
be better dead, don't they die for right? No, that's
number one on the last of the top sexts. The
animals will have your and guy Foks Tonight, Rabbits has
been a good run. I'm about to die of over stimulation.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Oh do they?

Speaker 7 (14:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Why don't all those Central Otago farmers just chuck on
some heavy duty speakers and just crank some death metal
and the paddocks a little bit of you know, because
then that's survival of the foot. The rabbits do survive,
will have an absolute taste with Pantera. Yeah, you don't
want to hear he made a rabbit.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Pania, but you're sort of creating a super rabbit.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Because today's top.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Sex plays Fleshborn and play z MS Fletchborne and Hailey
police are in the UK have reminded the Bobby the
Bobby's does with the big Bobby helmets.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the very old fashioned uniform. Still they
haven't changed for years.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Well, they're reminded people that nine to ninety nine, which
is then one one one one h is for emergencies only.
They say one in seven calls is not an emergency.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
A bigger pardon. They don't wear those hats, do they not? Well,
I know I'm getting a mixed bag.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
Okay, Like here's some there with the typical kind of
flat cap like we have now sort of years Weston's hats.
But then there's some here they've got sort of a
baseball cap style.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
You want them to wear those we've got the body
used to wear on the bill.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Maybe they're for like.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
When they dress, maybe their dress hats, or.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
Maybe it's like you know, a school uniform at a
school where it's like.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
You could choose pants, all short, all skirts.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Because it'd been hard to run in one of those
silly big bobby helmets.

Speaker 7 (16:19):
I know.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Well, they're reminded people that nine ninety nine is for
emergencies only one in seven calls, not an emergency.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
One inside you know love?

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Do you know what I love in the UK and
the US is that they released one one one calls,
like the emergency calls their public Are they public domain
or they just released them? And it's the same as
mug shots.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
Like American one call.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
America always released the mug shots, And then you get
to like have you seen the people that rob the
Louver the boys.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
They're going straight to me.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Mate.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
We remember James James Meeks was that his name, the
guy with the fichris brown skin eyes and he ended
up walking for like versace.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
Once he got released, he did like yeah, prisoner.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Well.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Police have, along with reminding people that the emergency line
is for emergencies, only released one call. They they went
through a few calls. They see someone ring about a spider,
stuff like that, can you see the fire fire around?
Or police, I've got a spider in my in my shower.

Speaker 7 (17:31):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
They released this call though, and this is a man
that called nine ninety nine asking for police.

Speaker 11 (17:37):
Hello, please watch emergency.

Speaker 6 (17:39):
Hello.

Speaker 12 (17:40):
The problem is I've made them or go online on
the up and the delivery day that's here and he
doesn't have my suit.

Speaker 11 (17:49):
Okay, then you need to bring this up with uber eat.
Why have you called the emergency services.

Speaker 12 (17:54):
Because I'm trying to call you, but not alone. I
had nobody else to call you as the caller m call.

Speaker 11 (18:00):
It's not a life for death emergency.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (18:04):
You need to contact uber eat to whatever number you
can find. This is not a police emergency and this
will be labeled as a misuse call. Because your food
is not there.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
But when you're hungry and do you know what in there?
Guys depends have you ever left something in an urber?
You can't call them. It's impossible to get hold of them.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
It's yeah, completely impossible.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
And when you're so hungry and stuff, there.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Could be someone else on the line who's you know,
got someone with a gun outside their house? You know
what I mean.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Is what that's there for?

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Could you do that? As a job?

Speaker 4 (18:40):
Will be the hardest job.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
Watched those there's reality shows, you know, the emergency cour
center centers and oh my god, it's awful because some
of the calls will be harrowing and some of them
people think they're dying or you know, there's terrifying things
you have to say Calm and karm is not.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Like the paide. I'm not empathetic enough.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Where are you?

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Where are you? I don't know? I can see, for
God's sake. Open up Google Maps. Yeah, get me a GPS,
drop me I'm on a road.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Well, that doesn't help mens you on Snapchat? Turn on
your location services on Snapchat?

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Does?

Speaker 8 (19:21):
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Speaker 3 (19:51):
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Speaker 4 (19:57):
I've always send microwave. But yeah, K meals.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
How do you feel about microwave meals? Do you A
love them, B have them once in a blue moon.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
Or c never have them? Okay, I answered never have them.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
I did too. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
It just reminds me of my parents being on Jenny Craig.

Speaker 7 (20:17):
Huge.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
That was when I did Jenny Craig. I did the
microwave meals. Everything was microwave and it.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Was like complete calorie control.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
So hot outside. Oh so these are the results in
order of preference. Okay, forty eight percent said I have
them once in a blue moon, forty one percent said
I never have them, twelve percent love them.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
Love them.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Okay. The reason we asked this is because the guy
that invented the frozen burrito died, oh like just a
couple of days ago. It was in nineteen fifty six.
This was a guy called Dwayne Roberts. He's a California entrepreneur,
Twayne the Rock Roberts, The Rock Roberts. But this was
like the middle of the fifties. That's crazy, right, Yeah,

(21:07):
And so he was kind of getting on on board
this whole convenience food trend. And he is credited as
creating the world's first frozen bread. I mean, obviously didn't
invent the burrito, but he turned the Mexican food staple
into a mass market item that could be stored for
a long time and kept and it made him a billionaire.
And fun fact is step kids are on the Hills

(21:29):
the MTV show.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Oh crazy because it would have been rich.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Well, he's a billionaire. Yeah, he's a billionaire. Died a
billionaire yep, eighty eight. He was. His step kids were
Dug and Casey Reinhardt. Right, do you remember that you
was out?

Speaker 4 (21:48):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Right?

Speaker 5 (21:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:49):
Not like Lauren and Whitney.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
No.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
No, Drena Ordrina Audrena's boyfriend's name, you know, the Beaniel. Yeah,
he's a real Peace of Hells hipster boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
Hang on, we can't move on, We can't move on,
Jerry Bob something Bob, Something Bob.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
You think of Jay and something Bob. He was the
Australia Bobby Bobby, Jimmy Jimmy Bobby.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Jimmy Bobb is from Telegagga Knights.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yes, you keep working on that from the dear listeners.
But its microwave meals in the UK are elite? Are they?
I don't know a lot. It's quite processed, so isn't it?

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Justin Bobby?

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Justin? Bobby? Justin? Bobby Mason said, love them. They've got
me through many carvings over the years on the farm
and on nights and I'm left alone to fend for myself.
That's the thing. I mean, it's zero prep, isn't it
a couple of minutes and you're eating? But so is
a hamburg chook, some colesalret when you're on the farm
and you can't go to the supermarket. You know it's Yeah,

(22:54):
if you rewarm your cold Bachel's handbagger, she'll be a
bit dry. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
Just his age like a fine wine. And we knew
he would.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Oh okay, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Yeah, it looks like he hasn't showered in weeks.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Yeah, the long streak. He is a bit. Yeah, you
like them almost homeless. I like them like water line, Yeah,
barely renting. Yeah, I love her, Ryan said, so bloody handy.
They're not for living on, but a case of emergency
break glass and have a good one. Yeah, you're good, Danny.

(23:29):
I never have them. However, as I've moved back into
a flat and shearing kitchen space, I do love reheading
leftovers in the microwave, and then, on reflection, that's not
the question. So maybe I'll wait for you to do
the microwave leftovers in the microwave or in a pan
or anti leftovers, and all I wait for that week.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
Thanks so much, he's getting she's getting a hit of
the fact that we were going to tell her off
for that's.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Not the question.

Speaker 6 (23:49):
We are.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Yeah, yes, she knew it was coming because account where
my mom makes me freezing meals, because that in that
case young Otherwise, my mum used to do this if
she was going away for a few nights and dad
was at home, she'd make them a series of freezer meals.
Oh yep, even though it's very capable of fending for
himself and on a plate.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Glad Rabbit to Helen back. Oh yeah, yeah, more glad.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Than could require a glad rap the earth and uh
then he'd take it off and rehead it. But that's
a different scenario. Reheated like shit too, no offense. Samantha
Blair as my partner, reminds me of My cooking is
far better, so white skimp on quality for convenience or
feel free. He can step up if you wants. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(24:34):
lou can be handy after a long day. But also
Spinny's and what's actually in there? Although insane that a
Marks and Spencer Cormorane half bad yeah okay, and curry
get ready ones. There are some good ones. Um um Tulsi.
Tulsi used to do a frozen butter chicken and it
was really good. Who's Tulsi was?

Speaker 5 (24:55):
They used to have Indian restaurants around New Zealand. It's
quite good. But I'm talking like fifteen twenty years ago.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Right, Sonya's I'm only twenty five. I can't remember, Sonya said.
My meal prepping for the week the last time I
shifted house, and it's just a series of frozen meals.
Oh yeah, single serve beef cast role roast, lamb and
vegie beef cast roll again again roast lamb and vegie
and then another beef castro see lambon beef. I would rather,
I wouldn't it be want to be healthier to get

(25:23):
one of those hiking dehydrated.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Meals, because if you guys love those, I mean.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
They're good when you're hiking, but I don't know if
they've been good.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
You said they're an expensive way out.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
They are, Dana said, once in a blue moon, but
never meaty meals Microwave to meat reheated or cooked gives
me the eck.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
That's a fair call.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
The new making a mac, making a mug mac and
cheese slaps, Oh my god, yeah, just make it like soup.
Next minute, Oh we're not still saying okay, it's epic.
And Tony said they just never take nice and for
that point five word answers so beautiful.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
I'd like to gift Tony the macafe.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah all, thanks to mat Cafe. Congratulations Tony, well done well.
Today's sole Poe is up about microwave meals. We asked
do you like them? Forty eight percent have the once
in a blue moon?

Speaker 8 (26:18):
The that end podcast Networks Sure Real Plays Ends fletch one.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
And Haley, might I bring in the producer girlies for
the sex flow for a bit of a whoy around
romanticy books that you know with the fantastic men at
they're at their lead right now. We know Producer carwhen
you absolutely you read and read and read and read
and read, read, constantly reading.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
She read so much. She has her own Instagram at
Carwen reads. Go yeah, follow.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
She's a book fluencer.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
She has a book fluenzer.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Yeah, book fluencer, Shannon.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
She's brought you into the word as well.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
I'm reading a book at the moment. What are you reading?
I'm doing a Fletch way of reading a book.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
Books has read?

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Yes'd what are you listening of? The Emerald? C right,
what's that? It's you guys, wouldn't be it at all? Okay,
it's not. It's not high fantasy. It's like whimsical fantasy,
all right.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
Is apparently to blame for unrealistic standards when it comes
to actual men in the real world, shifted dating expectations.
So now it's set these news standards because most of
the time ninety percent of the time, right Cohen, Uh,
these books are written by women, men by women.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
But also if we're.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
Talking romantic you know, ninety nine percent of the time
the guy that you're dating probably doesn't know they or
like doesn't turn into a battelist.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
Yes, but the snake snake person, it's less about that stuff.
It's more the baseline stuff. So they're saying, you know,
once upon a time, we used to get a good
mo text and be like, oh my god, he's so thoughtful. Yeah,
oh my god, he's sort of me. And now we
expect more because women are creating these male protect and.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
What do you want to be spat on.

Speaker 7 (28:13):
In the morning?

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Is just the spit.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
In the car?

Speaker 7 (28:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (28:18):
Sorry.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
Now women are writing these men as brave, loyal, emotionally intelligent,
intentive lovers.

Speaker 9 (28:25):
Yeah yeah, I think more generous than a lot of
men can be in the real life.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
Men are now often falling short of these traits. Especially
I mean, like you saw the bedroom stuff. If you're
getting really into the smart stuff, because you know, women
are literally Taylor making this this content. But it's more
in the emotional communication and vulnerability of these characters that
we're like, oh my god, where's that at in.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
The real world.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
So what I'm hearing is you've done this to yourself.

Speaker 6 (28:51):
Yeah, babe, But like, are we happier? You know, I've
got a few friends in the book community that are
dating at the moment and they have the issue where
like a guy comes over and opens the book and
is like, I was expecting more on this or whatever
or blah blah blah, or oh I could do better
than these these men in these books, but they don't.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Is it a bad thing?

Speaker 5 (29:10):
Like I get you don't want to be unrealistic, but
I mean, some of these traits when you're going communicative, intentive,
good listening, and emotionally intelligent.

Speaker 6 (29:19):
Those are all things that we should be looking for
in a partner in the first place. And maybe we're
just being more empowered to find this is what I think.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
I'm like, you're sitting maybe not an unrealistic standard, but
just a higher standard for yourself, and maybe we end
up hanging out with his dirt bags.

Speaker 9 (29:34):
I'm in the bar is pretty low with some men.
Remember that guy who lit it on my first date?
If they would never do that.

Speaker 6 (29:40):
Yeah, And you know what, men, you could fix this
by just picking up one of the books.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
Have a Read, Have a Little Red. It is literally
a guidebook exactly, but it's literally a step. It's how
to boyfriends for dummies.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
It's really worth guys doing this.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
I don't have to read the whole bloody Acatar series,
but just like I would look at what your partner
is reading, or if there's a consistent author rights.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
From our side of the fence, you guys are doing
a lot of reading.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
How about a bit of leg work. Hello, princess, you
want to lay there and there's fairy. Prince, do all
the hard work you do in the reading. You've read
the instruction. Man, you're a back give it a reader.
Go up there.

Speaker 10 (30:24):
I can't say my response to that on radio.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
I just don't know who you've been talking to, but yeah,
that's how I've been talking to your boyfriends of her.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
They join us on the.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Phone now the show play Ms Fletched Vaughn and Haley
play Ms fleshed.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
One and Haley.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
We were just talking about like romanticy or you know,
fictional novels and romantic circumstances that are maybe unrealistic. Yesterday
I almost had one. I was I was down in
christ shoots yesterday filming for a top secret project or
is it top secret? It's top secret. Oh yeah, good,
just to be cause you guys know things, telling us like.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
We didn't know this is top secret. I literally told
someone at the weekend what you're doing? Oh okay, Well
it's not okay.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
Right, it just hasn't been announced. I put a push
at out on the Herald app.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Oh no, oh, I've just done an iHeart Radio pushing
it opation not listening to the show on the new
iHeart Radio app. You can addis as a pre set
app podcast as well. Join us on the iHeart Radio
app kp.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Ice kp aes.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
So I'm filming this top secret thing and I'm down
on where was I Lincoln? Lincoln, Rolliston, just heading towards
Rolliston today in a beautiful country side. Yeah, lovely, and
we pull over on the side of.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
A road to get a nice shot of the vast
cannibury plane.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
Okay, so it's farming. It's a farming this little piece
to Lincoln. She said, yes, the.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Farming TV sho hosted by Hailey Sprow. Sure.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
And we yeah, So we pull over on the side
of the road and a little cars over the end
and we're trying to get a nice, big long shot
on a drone.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Of me walking down the.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Mate we did, did you have a drone permit?

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Of course we do.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Anyway, just got on the approach to christ.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Do you know.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
We were trying to get the right shot, and we
were we were in Rolliston and we were like, man,
if we could just go a little bit further along,
and the drone pilot was like, we're really hidding towards
the airport territory here, so we just won't do that anyway,
So we pull over on the side of the road
and I've got this dress on, and you know, I've
got a microphone on with all the cables and.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Stuff, and you got to have a battery pair, you
got to have a battery pack.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
And I had that sort of strap to me, little
chub rub shorts at the back, and I was trying
to keep it all together, and the director and cameraman
they peel off to go and sort of sit up
the thing, and so I'm quite far away from them,
and I feel the the microphone dropped from between my
boobs where it sits and just sort of fall.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
And so I'm like, I bend over and I have
to hitch.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
Up my skirt and I hitch it right up, and
I kind of hold it like this, and I'm fiddling
around with this cable and trying to like thread it
up between my boobs. And that's when I hear a
car sort of like pull in, and it was a
cop car and the jow I might and I just
sort of think.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Yes, I'm like on the side of this country road.
I'm bent over. I'm hitched up my bloody person and
I'm fiddling under my skirt sort of bent in hard,
kind of looking quite meth.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Yeah like that.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
You know, there's methy people you see on the streets
of feny Lean. I had a bit of a fendy
lean on and this policeman pulled, pulls up and it
pulls down his window and it's like, oh my god,
excuse me, maybe you're right, And I was like, oh
my god.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
I said, you were just.

Speaker 5 (34:01):
Filming something, and I said I've dropped my microphone, which
is when I locked eyes with them.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
Hot hot, got.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
We've got the t shirts straining, okay, and oh good,
you have a good one.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
And I was like we took off. I should have
been like help, you know what I mean. When he
was like You're right. If I had plopped earlier, i'd
be bitter with your number.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Yeah. Are you allowed? Are they allowed to give out
their numbers on the job. No, But it's not like
Haley was a customer. A customer, that's what they called customer,
that's what they call them. Well, another customer and another
did customer with a breaking when they call them?

Speaker 11 (34:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:43):
Well he was Yeah, he was very attractive, tanned. It
was a little bit like Sprowl on the prow We
might need the music from a because now I'm like,
where do I find this gentleman.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
To me?

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Okay, so it was hitting from Lincoln towards saying for
YouTube by the way, so you might just it's clunky warms.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Nice to get an ad that's not wex, but you know,
we live and there's another ad coming up, so that'll
probably be honestly, like, should we get a family plan? Yeah,
be nice to.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
Mine, but just don't judge what I watch, and I
won't judge what you watch. I pay for it.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Let's not look at what each other watches.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
And were just like, you know, you guys like trains?

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Yeah, yeah, watching a lot of trains? Do is it loaded?
Y at?

Speaker 4 (35:36):
The right spot.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Okay, fu sprawl on the brow.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Sprow the brown.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
He's out there trade catch them crims and she's going
brown on the prowl.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
Because this could have gone so differently, right, I could
have been like, hey man, do you need some help?
And I'd be like, oh my god, actually yes, I'm
totally lost, and they'd be like, who are those men
over there?

Speaker 4 (36:09):
And be like they kidnapped. Okay, that's insane. Now you
sound insane.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Podcast Network.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
There's a key we on this show. So by the
rules of being in New Zealander, we have to be interested.
We do we do we had, whether we like it
or not. Now, this is a big show, one of
Netflix Flick's biggest show. You've seen the first season.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Yeah, it's the Squid Games reality show, The Challenge, The
Challenge and I watched the first season and it's so
funny because they it's so serious and the set's are amazing.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
It's just like the real thing. And when they die
they have these little blood.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
Packets, yes, and they explode them like they've been shot.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Well, season two is here and it's serious money. The
first team to finish will survive.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
There's four point five million dollars on the line.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
They're struggling.

Speaker 7 (37:02):
You got it.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
She can't build this house of cards. It's over for us.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
In this game, royalty can get you pretty fars who
I filled the closest with betrayal.

Speaker 10 (37:14):
Could win you four point five six million dollars.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
We're playing for ourselves, not for friendships. Four point five million.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
That is an insane money. I mean, it's going to
be a pittance compete to when I won tonight and
all I had to do is remember to buy a ticket.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
But one we're in a syndica.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
I know we are. I'm gonna get my ticket today, which.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
And I have ours, And so if you don't buy
a ticket missing out, yeah, I'll my back for sure.
The key with it's on it.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
He's got an interesting story. His name's Chris. He's got
an interesting story in himself. He was kidnapped six years ago.
That's right, in a Tanzania. Okay. Hey, he got into
a taxi with his partner and he thought it was
like fake fake, Oh my god, yeah, I've got I've
seen you gonna pay for this road. Even if it

(38:11):
wasn't one of those texts, it was a gunpoint. They
robbed them. Yeah, they had, They took them and made
them withdraw cash at various ATMs. They got like nearly
five thousand dollars off them and then the cane seed
act normal. So I applied for he applied to be
on this after watching season one. He's like a Gibsbon
based graphic designer. And it was just like, I guess

(38:32):
if you've been robbed at gunpoint in Tanzania, you just said, well,
I'll give you anything ago to for living. I can
go into a massive light. It's been filmed in London
in the studio. It has been filmed. Yeah, four episodes around.
You watched season one. I still even watched season two
of the actual Squid Game. No, no, neither. I think
for me, I just equate it to Lockdown, like good

(38:56):
games are so good, like it was COVID times.

Speaker 7 (38:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
No, I'm going to watch it. This is great because
I'm a bit I'm feeling a bit dry. You know, Mom,
your show.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
I'm totally into this. You just get invested in it.
It's done so well, like it's quality, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Four point five mel that's a lot of money for
a reality show, and we've got to keep me in there,
so worth watching.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
Sorry, who's logged into my Netflix? Your device isn't part
of the Netflix household for this account?

Speaker 3 (39:25):
My device? Your device?

Speaker 4 (39:26):
My device? Why laptops and iPads were exempted?

Speaker 3 (39:30):
No, you logged me out.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
Remember I've been signing into quite a few hotel rooms
to your sittings and go like log out of all devices.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
I was in a hotel room and someone had left
their Netflix, like, yeah, I was like, this is brilliant.
But about checking into an airbnb, it's just fingers crossed
the whoever was in there before you did a log
out of all their services? Why don't hotels, you know,
like they always have Sky Sports and all these crap
channels you need to watch, Yes, but why don't they
all just have Netflix and have their own membership and
have like why don't Netflix hotel memberships and stuff? So

(40:02):
wild that you can't do that?

Speaker 4 (40:05):
What have I done here?

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Have all the world's problems? Yeah, it seems like I do.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
Well, you're out there doing it. So I got to
my sittings, do I and then I can log out
of other things?

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Yeah? Yeah, because I.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
Want to watch this and this bit or not.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
You've got to log out of all the hotels.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
You've been saying, this is that bank account that's coming
out of.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
The m podcast network plays ends Flitch and Haley Loup.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Heist captured the world because it's my bloody heart. Well
it has now because the mugshot of a couple of
them have been released in their hot crimps.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
We got a couple of hot c Yeah, a couple
of hot brands. Have a look at these muggy wuggies.
Tell you why we've got a brown boy, bright eyes.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Yeah, yeah, good looking. So now they've now arrested four
people and apparently they for all the you know, the
boldness of the highst they lift behind quite a bit
of DNA, which is that what captured them. France has
an incredible database of DNA. And they left like they
didn't wear gloves, and they left, they dropped things, They
left stuff behind which they had touched with their fingers,

(41:11):
they stole and have they actually said if they've got
any of the jewelry back, like they've arrested them.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
But this is just what I was trying to look
up now, like have they is it all returned? Because
it is precious stuff.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Now there is a story that's going around tech took
and online, and I will say this has not been
verified by major news sources, but there are reports that
the password for the Louver's video surveillance was Louve hello
u V.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
By the way, according to chat GPT, just a quick
little question, I asked. No, the eight pieces of Napoleon
era jewelry have not been returned yet.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
Because normally they recovered.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Normally they're sold to like private expensive buyers, black markets
market stuff. So I mean, I doubt you'll ever see
that again. The National Automation Security Agency, during several audits
carried out between twenty fourteen and twenty twenty five, detected
numerous computer problems.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
According to the French newspaper, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
The password for the Louvers video valence system was lose
no and capital leaders and letters was all they needed
to access the network. That is insane.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
No, it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
No, there's more, there's more, there's more, and another report
day twenty twenty five, the security software which controlled the
video surveillance and access among other elements, had it not
and could not be updated, like yeah, right, the computer
updates that made it more secure, had it undertaken?

Speaker 4 (42:49):
They investigate and this turns out to be true. Heads
will roll.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Oh it's insane, but okay, So this is what I
wanted to ask this morning, because like here at work,
we have to change our work email password every three
three months thream or twelve weeks or something, and then
every time you log in, there's authenticator.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
At you'd face thing to get into the authenticator thing,
and then there's a number, and then sometimes they send
you an extra code, and then if you're in smary
two weeks, you've got to do it again.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
And if you're in some countries you can't even log
And it's all good because it's all for security, but
like there are some some workplaces and some people that
have some pretty lack security. And that's what we want
to ask, Like do you work at a place in
the passwords just on a sticky note on the computer screen,
or like is the password just password one? Two three?

Speaker 4 (43:34):
Company name?

Speaker 7 (43:34):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Are you rocking some loose security or someone you know?
Yeah that I'd love to take some calls on this
because the love had the password Love, Like, that's nuts
you are?

Speaker 4 (43:46):
How what is the total value of what's in the lape?

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Yeah? Like I don't want to know, Like the name
of the workplace. But maybe you've worked somewhere the password
was just password. I don't know, have you ever worked
anywhere where there's been some lack secure.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Or like you to get into the buildings like one
one one.

Speaker 5 (44:05):
There's no publicly verified figure of the total monetary value
of the collection of the Louver Museum, but the value
would just I mean, it's it's.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Priceless, it actually is. Okay, well, that's what we want
to know this morning. Oh eight hundred dials at m
give us a call. You can text a nine six
nine sects.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
How bad or how loose was the security?

Speaker 3 (44:24):
The rumors are that the password for the security system
at the Louver was Louve Georges Georges from capital letters
and has been four years for some time.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
That's that's still rumor, by the way, Like that's not confirmed.
But if it does like that, no.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
It's like no, no, it's on like crazy now official
news sites been reported by the National Information Security agentsy. Now,
we don't want to give away any details. Anonymous, you
worked at a place, how bad was the security?

Speaker 12 (44:54):
I'm not sure if I'm.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
Anonymous, but it might be you are amus.

Speaker 6 (45:01):
So when you first start.

Speaker 13 (45:03):
Most bookplaces, you know how they give you a temporary password. Yes,
mine was welcome one, two three, and now I'm up
to welcome one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
nineteen eleven.

Speaker 9 (45:16):
This is what I do.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Just keep adding numbers on the That's what I do.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
It gets better. Yeah, I say, I think I'm up
to eleven.

Speaker 6 (45:26):
Because it just remembers my password.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Oh yeah, okay, so you don't even have to worry
a change of updated.

Speaker 7 (45:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Remember is this workplace stealing with like important things?

Speaker 13 (45:37):
Ironically, it's stealing with insurance, so we're really invested in
the louver at the moment.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Yeah, well, I think it's time we had a little
update on passwords.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
It sounds like it anonymous seek you for sharing some messages.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
In and my grandparents retirement village.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
You need a code on the keypad for a half
hours access through the gate. But it's a random number.
But it's never been changed. So after years, all the
number have been rubbed off the keys. Oh so you
can figure it out. So it was just in order
and you go through and you you could do. Then
they had to change it. They changed one number and
already that numbers starting to rub off the keypad as well,
so it's going to be a little bit easier to

(46:13):
My husband is having a right laugh at me currently.
He just asked, did you set the louver password? Because
all of my business passwords, our business name. It's the
first thing people try. The company I worked for as
about one hundred people plass nationwide. They all have exactly
the same passwords for three different systems that we use
every day. So if you got one, you got that,

(46:35):
and then if someone leaves the business, they can still
get in. Let it still get in. Yeah. Good. Some
of these are very specific to workplaces. Okay, you're trying
to be very we're dancing around. I don't I don't
want to get called by one of the one of
the businesses in see you've blown out?

Speaker 5 (46:54):
Oh yeah that one I worked out one, two three,
and the guest logan computer was yeah. You say, then
you know what the business is. You know how terrible
it is that.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
The password was the mascot of the business synonymous with
the business. Oh wow, Okay, keep your takes coming in
nine six nine six eight hundred dance at Emson number.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
How bad was the security?

Speaker 5 (47:17):
We want to know how loose or how bad the
security was because the louver, which recently was high stage.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
Their password was louve.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
After watching money hihster, it was really kind of rooting
for the robbers. But they're already, well they've been caught,
haven't they until them are extremely hot.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Really like classically hot hot hot absurd.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Well, tell you what, the lovers are the only place
that needs a little security update.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
Somebody said, I worked for a telco. What are the
big ones? We had a massive security.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Order and it turned out the most commonly used password
throughout the entire company was password.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
One FT's remember. Oh my god, so easy to remember.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
After that, they started randomly generating our passwords for us. Okay, yeah,
that's probably fair. I worked at a call center in
Hamilton and the security was so bad. A shoplifted from
kmart escape through a fire exit, straight into into connected office. Okay,
through a fire do you reckon? Then we went through
the fire exit and then back into the anyway. You

(48:25):
probably shouldn't be able to get in those doors from
the other side, I reckon. That's that needs a little long.
Someone said there they used to lock up the shop
at the end of the day and put in the
padlock and pop it in and the combination was one, two,
three four. It was a four number thing. They just

(48:45):
do it and then click at one a round so
it was zero two three four and yeah, robbed one night.
And they were like, I don't know how this happened.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Happened.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
I don't know how this happened. I currently work at
quite a successful business.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Let me jump in the text machine to support you here, brother.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
No, I'm just trying to think if I can think. Yeah, no,
I don't want to read that out. Let's just say,
the code to all the security is in the name.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Really Okay, they don't say what huh the code to
all the security security is that they may so I
don't know to disciper that how you will?

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Right?

Speaker 5 (49:25):
The past words at my company was your last name
and your year of birth, but your user name was
your initials and your last name, so you pretty much
had you know, half the information.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
I mean, you could find that out about someone so easily.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Yeah, yeah, how old are they?

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Yeah? Okay, So the bicycle shop I used to work
out at my last job would lock the front door,
but it was a weird ranch slider style door and
if you pulled the opposite side of it. With a
little bit of a force, it would unlock ranch slidersliders
with a pets man. They did at my appearance. We
had ranch sliders drownk great door. That's how I just

(49:56):
opened all the door. That'say. People put a bit of wood,
Put a bit of wood.

Speaker 5 (49:59):
The sure, you just don't ask it from the outside.
Age your ranch slider and barley. Remember it was like
if you pulled hard enough, it would just be.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Like so hard being a ranch slid a lot gave up.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Yeah. So yeah, they said we got robbed a couple
of times and it was just because people. Ranch slaughterers
are not a security door. No, they're not not a
security door. So there you go, update your bloody security Does.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
That m podcast needwork plays?

Speaker 5 (50:31):
I'm a little bit younger than the two of you,
Oh wow, biologically not by much at all.

Speaker 7 (50:38):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (50:40):
Yeah, well yeah, I mean like ten years.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
What's our meta bollock ages? I kind of have always
wanted to take that I did it once.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
I did it once?

Speaker 3 (50:57):
And how old were you when you did it? And
how old did it say? You were.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
Seven?

Speaker 5 (51:02):
I think twenty eight twenty seven when I did it,
and my TV show it was for a documentary made
about PCs, and I went to this person and they
did it all for me and all of the crew
as well, and everyone was aghast. My friend Leon, what
how you know? Who's an actor on the Lord of
the Rings things. He was directing it and his biological
age was like ten years older than you. What and

(51:23):
he just thought he just had no idea. He was like, really, yeah,
and what was yours?

Speaker 4 (51:28):
Mine was older, but it was only by like three
years or something like that.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Is it blood tests?

Speaker 4 (51:33):
It was blood tests.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
It was like they weighed you, they did blood tests,
they checked all these things, and so I want to
do that so bad.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
It was like not great. I didn't do the one
we like run or on anything like that.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
Anyway, Listen, I'm talking about our ages because I know
that you guys, having worked in radio for over twenty
one years together, get this a bit.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
And every time you hear it, you're always.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Like industry still walk what I know, absolute pillows.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
Oh, absolute pillas of the radio community.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
But every time that you hear a story similar to
the one I'm about to share with you, I know
it kind of shocks you. But it's my first time.
It's my first time. Okay, yesterday I was catching up
with my friend Sam. I see his name and he'll
be right.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
And that actually depends entirely on where the story goes,
whether or he's going to be all right. No, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
He was just saying that he's seeing someone.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
You just don't say their name. Maybe yeah.

Speaker 9 (52:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
So my anonymous friend was we were voice memoing yesterday,
you know, when can we catch up? And and he said,
oh my god, and he said a voice member and
with an arrow pointing to it, saying, funny story that
a guy I'm seeing told me. And I listened to it,
and the story was that he was hanging out with

(52:50):
this guy he's just started seeing. And somehow I came
up in conversation and maybe saw on the phone that
me and Sam were talking or whatever. And this man
that my friend Sam is seeing said, oh my god,
Haley Sprout, I love her. And I'm listening to this

(53:10):
voice member thinking till your lady Yeah yeah, shiny.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
Sarah mean validation, validation, love me, love me? Oh my god,
Halee Sprow, I love her. I grew up watching her
on TV.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Wow, you've joined the ranks of your Susie Cato's you,
Jason Gunns, She's an old bird now, Simon Dallos, I.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
Said to Sam Well, I cursed, So I was like,
f off, and then I was like, hang on a minute,
and I went back and I was like, hey, when
did I move?

Speaker 4 (53:42):
When did it my first?

Speaker 5 (53:44):
I've only been on TV since twenty seventeen. That was
when I first started doing seven Days and Johnman Ben.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
And the likes. And then I was like, that's not possible.
And it is because eight years. Yeah, because this man
is twenty two.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
So he was fourteen. Yeah, he technically he did grow
up watching you on TV.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
For a young team I've been on TV, he grew.
I just have never heard it before.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
And I'm a gut.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
I'm deeply offended.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
And you haven't sopped mentioning it all morning.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
Oh yeah, I'm too young to have people have been
growing up watching me on TV and now they've grown
adults and relationships with grown adults. Yeah, that's this Just
the math doesn't math there, It doesn't make it sense.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Maybe maybe do you think this will make you go
to Turkey?

Speaker 5 (54:30):
Earlier I said, I said, it's at forty at fifteen shunting,
I'm moving forward for I'm planning of a thirty eight forty.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Three The fletch Worn and Haley pod Well.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Great news, great news, People magazines. This was also yesterday.
Everyone there was a buzz pre announcement as to her
could possibly be Yes, the sixth six Man Alive Alive
for twenty twenty five. Yep, sixties did Man. I don't
know what do you mean like that? Of all the
celebrities that have been alive? Oh yeah, if you could

(55:11):
just go, oh yeah, sixties did Man? Yeah, based on
currents looks or previous live looks.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
Well, that's also something we've got to take into account.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
I mean, embalming is pretty good these days. Yeah, that's
you're right. Actually, you're right. Well, Jonathan Bailey won the
sixties Alive and twenty twenty five Yeah, People magazines.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
Yeah, he you mean he's been in Bridgeton and Wehead and.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Fellow Travelers as well. Was amazing.

Speaker 7 (55:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
And also he was in broad Church remember that with
Olivia Coleman and David Tennant. That was a brilliant couple
of season. What was he in broad Church must have
been like a lesser role or something. He's a great actor.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
He's a very good actor, very funny.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
He played Olie Stevens, a reporter for the local newspaper
and the nephew of Olivia Woman's character. Right, okay, you go,
that's what he was doing in broad Church. Okay, But
he was also in Jurassic Park Rebirth. Is that what
it was called? The movie came out earlier, yes, which
we got to see yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
And we got to interview him, and we also got
to flirt with him.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
Yeah. I think you were flirting with each other. To
be an important cast member is missing from this interview.
It's Jonathan Bailey's slutty little glasses. They're never too far
away there you're wearing.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
I'm wearing bigger, slutdier glasses.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Yes, you're the biggest slot, Jonathan.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
That's true. Thank you for those kind words. Jonathan called
you a big slot.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
He really let up when you talked about his glasses.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Yeah, yeah, so it was.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
There was a moment, Jonathan.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
I'm on board with you.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
That is a Triumph's category for twenty twenty five. I
think being flirted with by the man. Yes, so, did
you know?

Speaker 7 (56:55):
So?

Speaker 5 (56:56):
Nineteen eighty five is when people sixtiest man Alive started
mel Gibson.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
Mel Gibson only started.

Speaker 5 (57:03):
Because there was a writer who was doing a piece
on mel Gibson and they had all the photos and
she was like, oh my god, this guy is the
sexiest man Alive. And then they were like, that's a
great title for the article, raightiest Man Alive.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
And then everyone was like, oh no.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
And then it started to debate and what year was that,
nineteen eighty five before.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
The stuff and the drunk rants for mel Gibson.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
Yeah, brands that George Clooney, Johnny Depp, and Richard gear
of all won twice.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Jonathan Malie's gay Right, So would would he be the
first gay right.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
The first game? The first game?

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Yeah? I love that, Richard. I'm sure he didn't have
a problem with gays sliding into his dms before this
award because.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
The People Magazine's Sixiest Man Alive is very like female
lens right, or like well who the women of faking over?

Speaker 4 (57:49):
So it is, I mean, we are all fiending over.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Him, even though we know that he don't want the apple.

Speaker 5 (57:57):
Denzel Washington the first non white in nineteen ninety six, okay,
twenty twenty five, Jonathan Bailey the first openly gay man
to receive the honor.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
Who was who's been the last few years?

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Was Michael B.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
Jordan once was give me a breakdown of the winners
of the last ten years.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
Yeah, oh yeah, Michael Jordan for sure.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
Yeah, Michael Jordan's a good look he's good looking man.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
John Krasinski twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
Everyone was like, oh, that's an old one, and like
he's Ryan and he was very jacked and great in
that show. But everyone was like, that's odd.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
Twenty twenty three.

Speaker 5 (58:37):
The year before that, Patrick Dempsey, that feels that that's
like ten I mean, I know he's hot, but ten
years too.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
Nugget, Yeah, nuggets. Chris Evans the year before that, Paul
Rudd twenty twenty one. Oh, that guy does not age
a Michael B.

Speaker 5 (58:49):
Jordan twenty twenty, John Legend twenty nineteen, Idris Elba eight
ten boy twenty seventeen.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
We've got Blake Shelton. That's right, that's right, and twenty
sixteen was the right. Yeah, that's wrong. Oh, Blake Shelter.

Speaker 5 (59:02):
He's an attractive man, but I would say sixtiest man
at times.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
It's a different time. Here's Mama, No No, he hasn't
won it. He hasn't won it. I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (59:14):
It's crazy, crazy, actually insane behavior from People magazine.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Plays play.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Affect of the day, day day day day, Yeah, do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
It's fairy tile week here at fact of the day,
and today we look at The Little Mermaid, written by
Hans Christian Anderson.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
Who I did not know this homosexual? Right?

Speaker 3 (59:53):
Okay? Does that change everything now? Does it? No? Not everything?
I just didn't know it. Well, there was a you know,
this was back in the day. Yeah, right, so a
wife and stuff to cover it up. Um did he
have a wife?

Speaker 7 (01:00:09):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
I don't think. I think he would have liked People
sinxiest man alive this year Jonathan Bailey loved a bit
of Bailey who doesn't loved literally lived from eighteen oh
five to eighteen seventy five in Denmark his entire life.
Wrote The Emperor's New Clothes, The Little Mermaid, The Princess
and the Pea, The Snow Queen, which was adapted into

(01:00:30):
Frozen kind of roughly really, The Ugly Darkling, and Thumberlina.

Speaker 11 (01:00:34):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
He really had a big sit of works.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
He had a lot of works, fatty fatty body.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Of works, but the Little Mermaid's probably the biggest one.
And you've been to Copenhagen. Is a Little Mermaid statue,
statue of the harbor on the harbor on the waterfront.

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
Yep, I want to be aware the people that's her voice.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
And the original.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
I still haven't seen the remake with mccafee is ursulers
and Hailee Hailey Berry Hailee Berry.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
Yeah, Halle Berry. No, Hale, everybody there's too Helly and
Haley Hailey Bailey, Hailey Bailey, don't write Hollywood, change your name.
You can't be Hailey Bailey.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
I think, yeah, Hailey Bailey.

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
All right, well the Little Murmaid, She's sorry, we're wrong,
Halle Bailey Helle.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
So we've sort of Halle Berry Yeah, yeah, Okay, we've
got a little confused, and we're on the right track now.
Hans Christian Anderson's eighteen thirty seven story was never meant
to be the stuff of Disney romantic fluff. Okay, it
was supposed to be a spiritual tragedy. The Mermaid lungs
for an immortal soul, something humans possessed but sea creatures don't.
When she rescues a prince, so this is all fitting
so far.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
When she rescues the prince, she falls in love with
the prince and bargains with the sea Witch her beautiful
voice in exchange for human legs.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
Right, seaweat, you do a great ursul of the sea Witch.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Yeah, you would, but the witch says every step will
feel like you're walking on knives. So there's you know,
you want this, but there's you know, a downside to her.
But and if the prince marries another you'll die and
dissolve into seafoam foam the worst part when you're at
the scening and.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
Pollution, I only.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
Think it's boat poose it's washed up. No one likes seafoam.
So this is the original Hans Christian Anderson. The prince
loves her but sees there is like a charming child
that rescued him, and he's just like, she's curtain and
you know, fun but not obviously of romantic interest. Yeah.

(01:02:41):
I guess, well he marries another human instead she did.
At dawn, the Mermaid's sisters rise from the sea with
a dagger and say, kill him. His blood will return
you to Mermaid form. Oh she can't do it, and
at sunrise she leaps into the waves and turns into seafoam.
So dramatic, just like that. Okay, yeah, so now now
when we see sea foam on the beach, it's a

(01:03:02):
little mermaid. It's the little it's turned into sea foam.
That's how we get sea foam.

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
That sea foam rubs up on your legs.

Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
You're like, that's actually aerial, right, So it's kind of
nicer than like boat poose.

Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
Yeah, okay, poose poose, Yeah, like human poos whale when
your poose foams, right am?

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
I right, guys, go back. I think it's time for
another trip to the doctors. Yeah, how many times you've
been in the last month? Here, I think.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
Now the phone visit and it comes out like a
moose can.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
Why are you going to shake out and get it
out that space invader stuff? Oh yeah, that's don't put
it in the walls though. So it's sort of the
summation that I got said. Anderson was a queer man
in the rigid nineteenth century Denmark. He poured his heartbreak
and longing for unrequainted love into the mermaid's sacrifice. It's

(01:03:58):
not about romance. It's about pain trans information in the
price of wanting more than the world allows. Oh yeah,
so today's fact of the day is the Little Mermaid.
Not she got the legs, lost the voice, but every
step she took felt like she was walking on knives.

Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
Fact of the day, day day, day, day.

Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
Do do do do do Do Do Do Do Do don.

Speaker 8 (01:04:34):
Podcast Network plays that ends flesh one and Haley's Lily Ellen.

Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
She Lily Ellen's out on the prow Tell Your Wash,
and she has been sharing all interviews, podcasts, anything about
her breakup with David Harller.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
It's the whole all out there. The whole album is
basically all about it. I listened to it and I
was like, oh, there'll be a song and here about
something else. No, maybe right hard about smile No no, no,
no about smiling. Yes, I found out there's biking around London.

Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
No, no, no.

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
She wrote it in ten days and it's all about
the breakup. It's like a story. It's pretty good. She
give it a listen.

Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
But she has revealed that she flew six thousand miles.
What's that in kilometers?

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Ten?

Speaker 5 (01:05:23):
I don't know how six thousands, And I would want
tens and males. So she did you say six thousand
miles of six thousand kilometers? Six thousand miles is ten
thousand kilometers. She flew two thousand kilometers ish for a
hook up in Japan with a fellow celebrity.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Oh, does she say?

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
Who?

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Do you think? She's on Raya, the celebrity dating app?

Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
I imagine she is, Yeah, because there was a news.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
Story about I've been on a dating app. Well, you
both saying, oh, you were saying that's how she met
this person? Was this pre David Harbor or post post
post to get over the breakup?

Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
She said she flew six thousand miles six thousand miles
for a man she had set her sights on.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
She said, I've only done this a.

Speaker 5 (01:06:18):
Couple of times, but it was meticulously planned and it
was a celebrity and da da da da dah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Okay, this guy must have been hot, right, flew all
the way to Japan and she's not going economy right,
so she's booking first class tickets?

Speaker 7 (01:06:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:06:32):
Was she?

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Surely?

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
She said.

Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
Both my celebrity hook cups have been in Japan, but
different celebrities.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
She won't say her it's the.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
Best place because no one knows they're there.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
Mmmm. She said, then oh.

Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
Oh yeah, she hooked it with Liam Gallagher and told
everyone about it and they joined the Mile High Club.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
On a private jets. Yeah right, but that's a long
way to go just.

Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
To have a howker planet Planet planet, fly to Japan?
Do the hook up, come back home? Hook up done?
I want to ask our listeners how far did you
go for a hook up? And maybe if it wasn't
like miles, it was like legislation, Well.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
It could be like South Island, North Island, or like
you know, in New Zealand, you put the radius out
to a few hondy kilometers and all of a sudden
you're matching from Auckland with someone and I don't know,
in Plymouth or Napier or like how like were you?

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
Okay, so you've landed in Blenham and I'm in Wellington.
So what I'm going to do is.

Speaker 5 (01:07:29):
Leave here and make an excuse. I'm going to get
on the Pickton theory. Oh Land and Pickton.

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
You meet me near Picton and then we're going to
drive to here. You know, like, how far did you get?

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
You've got to get a toasty because.

Speaker 5 (01:07:41):
And play many times, enjoy the fistas, but the horn
does things to people and we lose our minds.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Okay, so eight hundred dollars at in We'd love to
take your call text in nine six nine six?

Speaker 4 (01:07:55):
How how far did you go?

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
Are we already getting messages?

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
Just laughing at my own?

Speaker 7 (01:08:01):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:08:01):
Okay, yeah, right, last six months? How far did you
go for a hokka? We're loving Lily Ellen's single girl era,
aren't we?

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
We are?

Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
We're loving it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:11):
She is fiery and she revealed that she traveled six
thousand miles about ten thousand kilometers for a hook.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Up in Japan, by the way, with the celebrity that
she has a name Nah.

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
She said she's had two celebrity hookups since the divorce
and both were in Japan.

Speaker 4 (01:08:26):
How far did you go?

Speaker 7 (01:08:29):
Short?

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
No, shortage of messages, anonymous? How far did you go?

Speaker 7 (01:08:35):
Is that me? Jumped in the car in I drove
up to Auckland, jumped on a plane, landed in Sydney
hook up with my first love?

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:08:51):
Was for the weekend?

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Was it just for the weekend? And was it worth
going all that way just for the weekend? For the X?

Speaker 7 (01:08:58):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
I had to.

Speaker 7 (01:09:00):
Get my sister to cover my my tail, get my
middle daughter to cover my tale because I was married
at the time.

Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
Oh, we see the anonymous.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Okay, but was it worth it though?

Speaker 9 (01:09:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
Okay, Oh there you go.

Speaker 5 (01:09:15):
Wait wait how long had you been How long had
it been since you'd seen your first laugh?

Speaker 6 (01:09:20):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
Twenty years long?

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
Oh my god? And had he changed a lot? Or
was it everything you imagined?

Speaker 7 (01:09:28):
Oh no, take that office.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
I don't don't.

Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
It was still good.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
But yeah year no, yeah, year now, but I sort
of review everyody once of their love making a year
anonymous amazing. They give a sharing India. Good morning. How
far did you goop? I thought? I thought the call
was you went to India?

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
No, India?

Speaker 5 (01:09:53):
So you went from New Zealand already India?

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
Yeah? Where did you go for a whole cup? How far?

Speaker 12 (01:10:00):
So?

Speaker 7 (01:10:00):
I was living in Hawk's Bay and I flew to
America for a hook up.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
Oh my god. No, So I met this guy in
Hawks Bay.

Speaker 9 (01:10:09):
We sleep together a few times and it's probably.

Speaker 12 (01:10:12):
Yeah, like the basics of my life.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Yes, I knew he was moving. He was moving to
the States, and after about a month, I just thought
I just can't wait any longer.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
So, yeah, I love people, my cash just.

Speaker 6 (01:10:25):
But the bullets.

Speaker 7 (01:10:27):
Yeah, went over there for a couple of weeks.

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
Did anything else come of it? Or just went band
thinking man and we part ways?

Speaker 7 (01:10:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
We actually it was sort of the beginning of a
of a love for room.

Speaker 9 (01:10:37):
We now own a house together, living.

Speaker 4 (01:10:41):
I was hoping that's what she would say.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
That's so yeah. And the body but yeah, the heart,
the heart and in her body. The heart is in
the body thought.

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
And the heart pumps when the body is having a
good time. Would it would be much of my body
without the heart.

Speaker 3 (01:11:04):
No, we'll leave it at that. India, Thank you, Kate, Katie.
How far did you go for a hookup.

Speaker 9 (01:11:13):
Antarctica?

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
You didn't? Wait, you can't just fly away Antarctic, Katie,
How did you do that? Are you in that ear
foresaw army or something.

Speaker 12 (01:11:23):
He was in the Army for the New Zealand Antarctic Program.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
Oh wait, so you were going anyway? Hey?

Speaker 4 (01:11:31):
Were you were going to Antarctica?

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Anyway?

Speaker 7 (01:11:33):
I might have extended my trip.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
I love that. I love that. Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
And when you have coitus in Antarctica, Oh my god, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
Antica.

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
Humpy rump is it cold? Is it cold?

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
No, I've only seen the bunks.

Speaker 7 (01:11:58):
They have single bunks, so it's very.

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
We've all had six on a bunk.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Rattle, Katie, thank you so many ticks. That also made
it sound like the three of us all had six
on a b don't think I've ever made love on
a bunk? Put it on the list.

Speaker 4 (01:12:18):
Well, you know that it used to travel around with
the military quite a lot. Okay, great, how far did
you go for a hook up? Your horn dogs look
at you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
Well, it's all because Lelie Allen, who was now in
her single Girl era is, has gone to Tokyo.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
Which take her from England to have a hook up
with a celebrity.

Speaker 5 (01:12:38):
Celebrity unnamed remained halfway around the world.

Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
Now everyone's like, who what celebrities were in Tokyo.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
And it's nothing. We're hearing from so many people, Dana,
how far did you go for a hookup?

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (01:12:51):
Everybuddy, Hello buddy, welcome, thank you, But wasn't so much distance.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
I got really really shredded.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
And jacked because he lived next to my gym. So
I started going all the time so I could be like, hey,
I'm in the area.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
Oh my god. So you didn't make a single long
distance trip. You made several several yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13:18):
Many trips and in the the process gone real hot.

Speaker 7 (01:13:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
But now we're engaged and I'm like not ripped anymore.
It doesn't matter the distance was you know, down the
scale and then back up. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
I need to fall in love with someone at the
at Liz Mills because and then you'd go more.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
Yeah, because it'd always be there. Like, man, I'm getting jacked, Daniel,
thank you some messages in. I met a guy a
few a few weeks before I was moving to the UK,
had the best five times of my life over a
few weeks, on again, off again, and then I ended
up flying back to New Zealand for a week after
being in the UK for a few mons to continue
the fun times. Wow, he's now my husband.

Speaker 4 (01:14:03):
We've got three children.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
Okay, folloween great stories like that.

Speaker 9 (01:14:08):
Ye yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:10):
I walked from Harward to Kaiapoi and back.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
We're getting married, so though, so work that's on, that's
on foot there, it's quite a I drove from Telmutu
to Hamilton for a hook up once. Look it's not
that far, but I was super low on gas, so
it found like a really long way and it was
actually quite generous of me.

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
That's the nerve wracking when you're driving like that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
Yeah, flew from Invers to Auckland, then drove from Auckland
to the Tron for a tender date. J my god
and now six years together. Yes, seven hour drive each
direction in the South Island. It's been three hours with
them and drove back, So fourteen hours commuting for three hours.
Fun times.

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
That's just the ratios out there. The ratio is out.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
In the nineteen nineties, I was an eighteen year old
lesbian on the.

Speaker 4 (01:14:54):
Doll It's been on the dollars my rock quiz band.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Yeah, my.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
Girlfriend lived in Danneeda and no one knew about us
because well it was the nineties. Yes, and that's actually
the lead single from the album from Well it was
the nineties. I caught the end of city bus from
christ Church to donate. It had smirches and stuff, and
then secretly caught the bus back home the next day.
Oh that's kind of cur.

Speaker 5 (01:15:21):
I've you living your best, you know, loud, proud twenty
twenties lesbian life.

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
Yeah, out there. My husband came all the way from
Montana to meet me. Wow, Montana in the States. Yeah,
I'm staying. Got a baby on it together now not
a huge junior. But drove from Or to Auckland a
few weeks back to meet a guy I've been going
back and forth with for months and he didn't show up.
Cut out, no cut that lowse I was newly single

(01:15:49):
after an eighteen year marriage and ready for adventures. I
drove four hours to hook up with a guy. The
best things I used makes husband's business feel card to
top up the car. Yes, that that's good stuff. I
was talking to a girl in London and the airline
effed up my flights and it's then sending me to Rohame.
They sent me to London. They gave me business class

(01:16:11):
for the troubles, so I let them seend me there
and I had my hookup.

Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
Oh you went ahead a different went you got a
fresh hook cup? Yeah, okay. In sending me to Rohame,
they sent me to London.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Queens Sound Auckland for a narcissistic butt wipe. So that
doesn't sound No, that doesn't sound like I once frough
fro Dublin to Auckland. It's spent forty eight hours with
a girl I'd only met once and then foll all
the way back, so they have to say it didn't
work out.

Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
But New Zealand is now home, so with it in
the end, Oh, Ireland lost to New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
Please tell me that was eight hours. Please tell me
that was pre pandemic, when air fears were at least cheaperapers.

Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
How hot is she?

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
Hamilton to Cambridge from me? But I'm a girl, so
that's in girl kilometers a long way for a hookup.

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
Yeah the girl, Yeah girl, I'm walking to the front
door to open it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
I'm likely to just send you the pink coach to
let yourself and I show moving from my princess couch.
I took a six hundred dollars taxi from Parmeas to
North to Wellington for a man. What got to Wellington?
He didn't pick up his phone. I had the loveliest
taxi driver. She drove me all the day way back
to Parmi, although she stopped ten times for a dirry break.

(01:17:21):
I made it back to Parmi at seven am. I'd
left Pime at midnight and luckily I never had to
pay because he was the one who called the taxi.

Speaker 5 (01:17:27):
Oh get out what remember those days when you'd pre
you'd pre book your taxi and give your.

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
Credit card and stuff. Oh my god, I would have
gone on a tikie tour with this fuck. I've been
out smugging durries with the taxi driver all night.

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
Ala Louise and Dela Luise.

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
Should we go over a little burger somewhere, pull up
to a late night joint?

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
Oh my god? What's the shows? What is great? Shows?
Showing asleep or just worried that girlfriend's gonna find out
I don't know her girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
And they're like, I've got a girl in a taxi
from Parmi. I just realized they did the whole show
with my headphones on backwards, so.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
Well, that means the shows backwards in, isn't it. We're
gonna have to play this in reverse?

Speaker 4 (01:18:07):
Or should we speak in reverse? And hopefully they'll they'll
work out the other way

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
A little give us a roadio play z ms Fletchborn
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