Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - November 6th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the zitim podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is from Flee and Haley's Big Pod.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Thanks to animes making happy happened for Pits, Fletch, Vawn
and Haley all here and not taking a sick day
unlike the many kiwis that britn just mentioned in the
news tacking sick days? But it averages what seven days
per work per year? That's not bad as bad?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
That's not bad. What do we hit ten?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah? I thought you're using them all? No use them up?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Man, looking a hangover?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Who's that one person using all of them? Oh? Yeah?
The average seven and some of that means able to
take a three. It's a lot take in the purse.
I started to you, Awn, I was just overcome what
you want. I blame the supermoon? Did or did you
have a bad sleep because of the supermoon? Yes? Yeah,
that moon is howling, isn't it? It's massive? It's pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Can I just I just do want to be honestly,
I'm letting you know I'm broadcasting from where am I thought?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Are you in a what is that? Looks like a
quest service department?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
It's called Hotel on Devon Porch. It's an apartment but
you think it's very.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Seven days tour is really paying.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Well then, oh mate, I've got a balcony. Well, see it,
I've got a balcony.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
You've got to pay extra for that when you book
it on the website a balcony room. Does your room
face out to that awesome railway bridge that goes across
the harbor there? I like that. They were just like,
you know what, we could go around, but no, we'll
go across. Yeah, we're a rahway bridge.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
It's just out to the main street. But I do.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
I'm here even though I'm from Tonga. But I am
watching Marley and Me in the background. So I've just
got got Sky TV. I've got Sky TV.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
That's part Mate, Mate Mate and.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Currently the Dog's Alive.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Okay, I watched that movie on a plane and it
ruined my year. No, you don't watch a motion on
a plane. No, something about being in the sky. You're
more emotional, you are, Yeah, you.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Are more gay, more emotional. Try things leaking.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Top sex on the way and they're wanting to crack
down on the beauty therapy industry.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Yeah, any Tom Dick or Harriet can call herself a beautician. Yeah,
I'd start whipping out pubes. Wellie and Ellie, they want
to make it a bit more stringent.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, we just talked to only what a few weeks
ago about the horror stories of going the disaster.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Yeah, and as someone who regularly gets her pubes ripped out,
I also would like it to be more stringent.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Or as someone that just burned her face off with
a chemical mask.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Now, you need to know what you're doing. What you're doing,
So I've.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Got the top sex signs. Your beauty therapist didn't go
to course.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
But next on the show, terrible news for you, Varnie
and your daily banana.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Fletchorn and Haley Beg Pod.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Now, if you don't know Vaughn Ellen Smith. Every day
you make yourself some little porridge. You're good, very good
for you and a company.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Your porridge is often a banana, and sometimes you you
whip this banana out of your backpack and I am aghast,
and I think it is.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
It's too ripe for a loaf and a cake.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
It's starting to rot, it's starting to mold like this.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Fruitflies already surrounding it. The one you hit was at
Monday and it was black.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Wait, I don't keep a diary of bananas. Why do
you buy so many bananas? Why don't you just you
just like to do a weekly shop, but you don't
go to the supermarket at all during the week. I
try not to.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Do you want to?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Occasionally I'll pop in, but I've already gone some bananas. No, no, no, no, no, no,
you can. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
They age different because they are all refrigerated until they
get put on display at the supermarket, so they age different.
If you buy them green, you can taste them when
they do go yellow. That that no, and they go what
They've all been green at some stage, green and refrigerated
and keep it a low temperature aged. No, so I, Haley,
you and I are the same. They've got to be yellow,

(04:03):
but very firm yellow.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
But like there's like a line of green list yea.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, pushed for a banana. I did the
shop yesterday, show us today.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
That's that's perfect. It's a bet of green, better green, green,
per perfect banana. There is a lot of fat nanns
though it's a fat nance, it's good Nanns.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
So there's dianticians chiming and on the banana banana debate.
And you know, because we know that the sugar levels change,
the nutritional value changes.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
The vitamins we get from them change as they get.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Ripe, because the riper it gets, the more sugar.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
Is that right, Yeah, yeah, okay, is one of the
reasons why a brown narns is better for your sweet
treats like your loves and you just like, yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Maybe if you made a banana cake with green bananas so.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Ghastly talking, Yeah, what is that feeling of a green
banana in your mouth and it feels squeaky like Havardi cheese,
It's very yeah. Yeah. If you decide on the day
to make your banana cake and you go to the
supermarket and they don't have like brown or ripe bananas,
you just you go to a diary, right and find
the way no one's bought for like weeks.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Yeah okay, So they've broken down the nutritional value of
a banana based.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
On this is so sicky.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
The nutritional value of a banana based on its ripeness.
There's underripe, which is like fully fully green, which is
basically you know, absolutely terrible, really bad for those ibars.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
But if I'm gonna head.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
To us because would you say flitch we're mostly yellow,
some green, or we're fully yellow.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
We're mostly yellow, some green.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Okay. Nutrients high fiber.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Yeah good, moderate sugar good. The minerals are very stable.
We're talking your mags, we're talking your pitass. Very very good,
very beneficial. Okay, steady energy without sugar spikes. Good for
blood sugar management those of p coos or say diabetes,
and you.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Know what it's good for fletch gut health. This is me.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
This is perfect, very helpful.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
For peiri or post. I'm neither, but it's it's arriving menopausal.
Are you pre pre for thinking pre pre pre pre prepra.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Pre pri. I feel pre pre pre pre prairie, yeah,
PI chicken, very p your lemon.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
And herb, yeah, I'm limited herb. I am lemon and herb,
and I'm pre prepared period. Okay, ripe bananas. You know,
things start to get a little bit sweeter, so not
as good for blood sugar, but far better for a
quick little energy workout, right, like a little quick head
of energy, whereas our choice not so much. I'm just
gonna heat down because I'm going to say that the

(06:43):
other two options very ripe. We've got brown spots or
over ripe bananas, brown black and mushy.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
And that's you vaorn okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
Nutrients, highest sugar or the highest sugar here, this is.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Why you're crashing. Crashing.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
She can post brief he's having a can lower en
Vitamin C slightly more full eight foll eight if you're pregnant.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah, good for your but I think so good for bubbs.
Good for in this.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
The nutrition iss state the best use exclusively baking in smoothies.
The only benefit you get is that that your brown
bananas easier on digestion.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Before if you haven't, if you just wake up and
you just eat three brown narns, you'll about it. Have
we changed your perspective? Now? On the on your.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Really bad but they say not good for diabetics or
anyone seeking any type of fiber or nutrient density. So
you've got loose shirts and high blood.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
It does I've found your article at all. You've skipped
out some good stuff. This is classic. This is classic
media class the good stuff, mate, this is my brain.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
I've chose.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
I've curated what I'm the audience than antioxidants.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Hey, you know it's just trying to get him to
stop bringing those manky studio that is actually they stink.
We can smell it. I can smell your banana frommaware.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Dear Lesta. If you're wondering why we are talking about
right bananas, it is really an intervention. Haley and I
are sick of the brown multi bananas. Do something about it.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
But make a lot waste plays.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Plays that ends well. Scientists will come out and said
that angry just isn't a thing. Discuss what I would disagree.
Is it frustration. I mean, it probably might just be
that because they've said that simply being hungry or skipping

(08:48):
a meal while fasting does not slow down thinking skills.
So they've looked into this and they've done experiments and
they're like, you're angry, but it's not. It's nothing to
do with you. There's no link between hunger and brain power.
But to me, that's not what hungry is, just being
you're hungry and you just need a treat. I don't.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
I don't do food.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
I don't ever think, oh, I'm not performing as I
should be.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
I'm just like I'm anger at being hung frustration, I
need to be feed. Things are winding me up easier
than they should.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, but for some reason people have thought that maybe
it makes you I don't know, you might be.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Might actually impact your brain.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, but it doesn't. They've looked into it.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Oh god, No, I mean you're the pets fletch.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Give me. I need but need to be fed. I'm
pretty good at keeping myself fed.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Topic that you top up the coffers all the time.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
I'm always snacking. Yeah, yeah, so I'm not hangry. No
man needs more fruit between the hours of six and
nine thirty.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
You would agree Bells on this guy.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, the fiber. There's a lot of fiber content.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
I mean, I get angry if I if my expectations
around food are not met. So like if I expect
that dinner is going to be at sex and now
it's eight and that hasn't occurred, I'm out.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
I'm flipping, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah. Yeah, it's just.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Or like when you you know, when you're like, oh, let's.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Go out for dinner and you're sort of walking around
you can't find anywhere, and time passes like that starts
to wear very thin on me.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Will you go to one of those posh restaurants or
you're somewhere and you expect the plates to be real
bag and they're real little and you're like, I need
more food.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
You want me to pay three hundred dollars for this
tiny little.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Side you have the little bird, the on the way
home sort of situation. Yeah, well, the way science has
done this to us. I know again often, yeah again,
don't listen to science.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
I'm going to turn my back slowly and then look
over my shoulder every now and then when they've got
an announcement.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Right otherwise listening to I'm listening to the full moon.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
Are you okay? I would just like to make it
at this point that we're kind.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Of we are we are joking. I love science depends
on that quite a lot.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
I've used multiple times already today without even thinking.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
I take it for granted. If anything, Yeah, you do science.
The Fletchhorn and Haley beg Pod.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
You know you can't cross to me right now, Hailey.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Hailey's in if you've just joined the show in a
toto on a hotel, and she said at the start
of the show, Marley and Mason, I don't know where
TV was on.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
You should have turned the TV off as soon as
you see a golden Retriever on television to turn it off.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
I've made a terrible mistake, guys. I just headed on
in the background for company and it's the scene and
isn't is it the vets with Marley and Owen saying goodbye?

Speaker 3 (11:51):
All right, pull it together. I'm going to turn that
off because.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Mary's focus on the show. Hailey, Mark, it's off. It's
not a surprise you. I've seen the movie before.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
I've seen it so many times.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Marley's gone, I've never seen it, but you refuse to
watch it.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
I don't need to feel sad. I don't require that
they have enough sadness. Yeah, yeah, I just don't require
additional sadness. Yeah no, no, you don't need it. Honestly, Okay,
I'm good.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
I'm good.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
I've just turned that off because, honestly, yeah, Marley's gone anyway, Okay,
here is the information from the World Population Review. There's
always great right looking at stats from around the world,
and the one that came across my desk this morning
in the early hours of the day was the twenty
twenty five bald stats, and I just wanted to share
that with you.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
My bald brothers. Okay, brothers, is there are the places.
I would have thought everywhere in the world, every country
would have just had the same amount of bald people.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
It's actually quite different.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
So this is based on the percentage of men that
have male pattern baldness, right, so the percentage of the
male population of that country that have baldness. If I
go right down the bottom in Indonesia here or Colombia
just above, or Colombia, we are rocking for the men

(13:09):
only twenty six to twenty seven percent of men with
male pat and baldness. Three quarters of the they're holding
on to all.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Them well, they always have. They do have lush hair
in Colombia, Wow, they do lush locks.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
It's such a mixed bag down the bottom here of
the sort of the men that keep onto their hair.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
Did you say, just quickly as a bald man in
a ball brak, I'm just going to interrupt because yeah, please, honestly,
the area you see me and my hair will shut up.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Did you see Brad Pitt got a little bit of
a bold spot? Does he wor late late? But yeah,
someone said his Brad debuting a bold spot and they
kind of like had a pap shot or something, and
it was home walking past, and he had just yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Do you reckon Brady will chuck a bit of money
at that?

Speaker 5 (13:52):
I reckon he'll check some money at that. I wouldn't
check some money at that. But then how old is
Brad Pitt? Now he's sixty one years old? Yes, he's
going to be sixty two in December.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Isn't that three years younger than my dad? Like, it's
so weird because my dad's my dad. But Brad, Brad
Perth so hot, so down the bottom, there's like a
mixture of South Korea, Poland, Denmark, Thailand, Ukraine, like a
real mixed bag. But we head to the top of
the baldest countries in the world based on the population

(14:24):
of men that are bald and sitting neatly at position eleven,
with a bald percentage of forty point one nine percent.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Here we are New Zealand, Alta really.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Just above them in tenth is Norway, and just above
that we've got Australia at ninth.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Is it because we're down the bottom in the ozone hole?
It's us, Yeah, it's burning, it's it's too hot.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Just above Australia in eighth we've got chechier, chechier, okay.
And above them in seventh position of the baldest men
are Canadas, heading towards the top. Sixth position Croatia, fifth
position Germany. Here's your top four United States and fourth

(15:14):
for the balders, with a popular forty three percent basically
okay of American men having baldness.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Top three France. We know this really. French women keep
it slim tight and.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
You know.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
The men, man, they blow out and they get bored
quite quickly.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
I'll do that, but only.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Just behind and having just been there not too long ago.
Italy in second position, Oh.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, very similar to franco is it.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
And they sort of have this stringy and they always
keep it like that. You don't often see in a
tenen men older who.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
Has shaved it all sopranos, and they did. It was
quiffed up and gray on the side.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
Sich.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
You can't ask for a gubble boul if you've got
a full head of hair. That's right, it's a global gool.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
It is interesting that, like the Europeans are so adverse
to just embracing it and shaving it off, which is
for me, I mean, this is just my opinion, but
it's always the best option.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Once it's going, it's gone.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Some people don't have a good head or weird head.
You might have a weird shaped talking about the shape
of the head, sometimes the hair on the side could
add some balance.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
You've got it. You're talking about a taper, a cone of.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Some yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right there.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Okay, So the baldest country in the world, we're in eleven,
in first position, with a percentage of forty four point
five percent of the male population. I was gonna say suffering,
but it's it's not a suffering, it's experiencer baldness Spain really,
I mean, but think about that when you think about
the older gentleman in these countries, France, Italy, Spain, Like, yeah, yeah,

(16:56):
for sure, they've got the big ballets and the ballads,
and you know what.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
I don't mind it. And that's why Turkey is so popular.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Turkey not on this and I think it's because they
plug it up.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Does that M podcast network plays that ends?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Well, it's not far away from Christmas and New Year's
or how many days and the summer break.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Well, we finish on the nineteenth and by my calculation,
thirty seven shows to go.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Forty eight days until Christmas. Gotcha. Now, already people are
working out next year twenty twenty six, when is the
best time to holiday, because you know, people are planners
and I don't know if you've noticed these like heaps
of early bird deals for like flights.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
For next year, and you have to plan.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Well yeah, I mean obviously these are only work for
you know, your full time employees with you know, your
four weeks or whatever leave you get go ya. It's
not really the same for contractors because you still live
the contract I did, and so.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
What leave I mean, it's sort of a just a
fun term for unemployment, a period of unemployment when you
get over this don't work, Yeah, you and what happens
when you don't work was you didn't get paid. So
it's not as fun and exciting.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
As having some manual leave. Well, somebody's worked out that
next year you can use thirteen days of annual leave
for forty days off based on full time working Monday
to Friday. This is a New Zealand, right, Yeah, And
it's basically like taking all of the long weekends next year.
But the super Easter break they call it would be
sixteen days off from the twenty eighth of March until

(18:35):
April twelve, which includes it's basically taking four days off
and Easter. So that is what you've got to put
in your leave request for if you want to if
you want a super break next year, because.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
That's it's not the.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Same as this year where we also had Ansac, so
it made it like a super super break.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
Yeah, so good, good Fridays the third of April, right,
and this you've got your Easter and your East to
Monday fifth and six and in Anzac days not to
the twenty fifth, So yeah, there's a big chunk there
you'd have to take off.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
But that's kind of the biggest break you'll get next
here is sixteen days if you take four off in
the middle, making it thirteen days, which is it's a
nice break somewhere.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
You could just take March off way on when it
was April, so take take just take April off through
to Lanzac Day.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
How many days are that? I mean? If you yeah,
that would probably be if you wanted to take a
month off a chunk, that would be your month to
do it. Yeah, good month, Yeah, good month.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Are you going to take April? Flitch what month do
you want? Because we should stagger it, stagger it. I
don't know if we're allowed to just do that. Yeah, well,
actually there's no rules. This is our show flitch.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
For so you'll find there are rules, Haaily. I think
you'll find lots of rules, lots of rules. Well, there
you go. If you're if you're a nine to five er,
put your request because that's the thing. You've got to
beat everybody else by doing it. Now that seruses me
out so much.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Maybe idea.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Yeah, looking in like a big corporate team and people go,
I'm going to take the New Year's Christmas And you're like.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
What a help me do it?

Speaker 1 (20:07):
You got to be organized?

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Yeah, get organized, go on a holiday.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Must be nice. That's nice. That's been nice. Some people
just want the time off just so they can pot
around the guard.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
I'd love to guard and create month for a pot
around the garden. It's a bit of you just days off. Yeah,
you would love to have some jobs done?

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Does that?

Speaker 3 (20:28):
M podcast?

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Needwork plays ends flesh one and Haley from.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
The unmoderated comments section. This is the top six. Now
the government's shivers. He can I'm ready to go. I
finally got a coffee. I'm ready to go. It's putty baby.

Speaker 5 (20:47):
The government's cracking down on non compliance in the beauty industry.
There's a rise in work related complaints and referrals and stuff.
Watch out if you're in White Cuts, Babe play givesmon
hawks bay mon or two fung the Taranaki wide it
up in Wellington.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
I'd probably just say New Zealand. I'd say Central Central,
Watch out. If you're in the country, say if you're
in New Zealand, watch out. They're going to be making
sure people are being paid fairly. This recling lawful deductions,
minimum and titlements, and of course that these people doing
these things which require a professional qualification. A lot of
times you don't want a flat snag, do you.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
You don't want to snag flap as a flap ha,
I don't want no.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yeah, I'll have a snag. And we have many times,
even just recently on the show, when you burnt your
face with your face mask. We've talked about we've talked
about those times when you've hurt yourself in the name
of beauty, or when you've had to run in with
a beauty therapy and the stories are horrific. Some of them.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
You can really muck yourself up, as you can tell
by the scarring on my jaw.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
You nice, you can muck it up, which you need
to know what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Looking a lot better by the way she's healing.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
She's healing.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Gets some salt water sweet out.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
If you're entitled for a lovely throwing down in the mountain,
I might dip at the mount might dip well.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Top sex signs Your beauty therapist didn't go to courses.
Today's top six and then at number six they keep
gasping at your different parts of your body here cheese,
they're not used to it.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
Number five and the less of the top sex signs
your boty therapist didn't go to course. They're giggling as
they put your makeup on and keep humming that circus song.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Little that white paint is a little bit light.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yeah, and then they're like finishing touch, pull a red
nose out of there make up. You're like, oh, this
isn't what I have, no at all. Number four and.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
The last of the top six signs your booty therapist
didn't go to course, and they're sniffing your hair more
than they're cutting it.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Not great. Number three, and you're like, should we move
over to the base and you can wash my hair?

Speaker 3 (22:57):
No sniffer dirty.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
Number three on the list of the drop sex signs,
your boty therapists didn't go to course.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
They said, oh, for the third time, it's been sixty seconds.
Oh oh, you should think I don't know what i've
That's what.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
I've done there, but that shouldn't have come off.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
Number two on the last of the chop sex signs,
your booty therapists didn't go to course. They start convincing
you that pencil than nineties brows about halfway through your
brow shaping.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
It took me, I would say, fifteen years to recover
from that.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
Yeah, yeah, a long road to recovery trying it's easier
to just convince you that they're back for yeah, mistakes.
And number one of the least of the chop sex signs,
your boty therapists didn't.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Go to course. That chewing your nails during the manicure
shouldn't be doing that.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Do you want these a little bit shorter, Hailey.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
I've got that, yeah, and then I'll just file that
down and they get their y. That is today' stop sex.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Does that end podcast Needwork.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
I thought we could have a little bit of a
what we're watching such a way here, because man, you
I reckon.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
You would have seen this on social media.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
All Sphere, the show of the rich, high falutint Lawyers
starring Kim Kardashian, Naomi Watson, the like has been everywhere
e clips of this Kim Kardashian making a you know,
a big acting performance.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Wait, what's it called? All sphere?

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
I was thought you said sphere like a spherical shape,
all spear close in it?

Speaker 4 (24:32):
The cast incredible, Nami, what's Glenn closed? Sarah Paulson Sarah paul.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
My goodness, three point four out of ten IMDb seven
on Rotten Tomatoes, zero percent critics score on Rotten Tomato
and this show that's terrible. Forty seven percent of Google
users like the show.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
This show has been out for less than forty eight hours,
and it has been very because of the Kim Kardashian, you know,
acting role thing, and she's playing a lawyer, and we
know that she's trying to be a lawyer. A lot
of people have been anticipating this well. I have pulled
some of my favorite quotes from the Hollywood Reporter's review
twenty four hours after it was released. It was released

(25:14):
on Tuesday Disney Place. You can watch it in New Zealand.
First three episodes are available now, but I don't know
if you want to. Here's some of my favorite quotes.
Kim Kardashian might just be the perfect choice to top
line all'sphere. This is not to say she's good and all.
It's not to say that she's good in it, mind you,
she is not. Kardashian's performance, stiff and effectiveness without a

(25:35):
single authentic note, is exactly what the writing. Also, stiff
and effectiveness without a single authentic note merits like apparently
it's awful.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah, I mean people do love to hate, though, and
I do this always take what critics say. Yeah, and
I kind of love this.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
I love this.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Her very presence, which succeeds at generating bars and not
much ourse, feels fitting for a show that seems to
not want to be watched.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
When it doesn't get The show itself doesn't want to
be watched. It's brutal.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Wow, so brutal. So anyway, and I feel.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Isn't it Oh really stuns fans with unrecognizable face and
All's fear she had one of those. She had another
one of those. I thought she had come right.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Oh yeah, man, she has been staple at the back
of her ponytail, said the type face.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
That's the two type face. I'm gonna get me one
of those.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
At fifteen what Simpson's character and all spear sort revenge
for botch plastic surgery.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Okay, they her up, they okay, they her Okay, far
out because she looks okay, good fuel. Right, Well, so
how many yips are out?

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Three are out on Disney plus I think another one's
on its way.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
But I might tap out respect life.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
But could it? Could it like you know, like bring bring,
bring everybody back around by the end of the series.
Like maybe it's just.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
I feel like kind of like with the Six in
the City reboot and just like that or whatever it
was called, I'm here for the fashion like because it's
all about rich like millionaire millionaire lawyers with the you know,
right burke and handbags and whatnot. But yeah, maybe watch
something else at the moment.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Watching Shannon, You're watching the new what what is it?
The reality squid Game?

Speaker 7 (27:24):
Yeah, squad Game, the challenge, So it released yesterday, so
I was there writ in like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
We spoke spoke about these a key were one of
the key we contestants, isn't it.

Speaker 7 (27:33):
Yeah? And so I've almost watched the first four episodes.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
I watched three of them yesterday.

Speaker 7 (27:38):
And I set out to do it as a crochet show,
which for me means I'm not really engaged like a crosher.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
A croshe and I put down the better.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
Yeah, everybody, thanks everybody.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
I'm for to knock off for the day.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
I'm actually now actually case guys sit out for it
to be.

Speaker 7 (27:59):
A show, sche and put down the crochet and full
focused on phone.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
It's so engaging.

Speaker 7 (28:05):
You don't need to have watched squid Game. I would say,
if you're not a huge squad game person, it's still
an entertaining show.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
You obviously get a.

Speaker 7 (28:12):
Lot more of the nuancewers, but a lot of the
games are different because obviously the characters are the contestants
know what's coming, so they change.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
A lot and the prize money is four and a
half million dollars and there's just like lots of interesting people.

Speaker 7 (28:25):
There's a lot more relationships father daughter combination, there's identical Twins.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
There's an Australian guy who's.

Speaker 7 (28:32):
Very prevalent, like it's just a really interesting show. So
definitely recommend.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
I saw this morning, you know, the show Nobody Wants
This that went crazy on Netflix. It what's her name? Kristin,
Kristen Darlin.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Oh yeah, Aiden Brett Brody Brody that that.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Season two's just dropped and already today that it's been
confirmed for season three. So everyone's saying because everyone liked
that was a real girly pop show, but it was
really well done.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
So that's on Netflix at the moment.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Eighty six percent on Rodin, eighty six percent on Rodin Tobatoes,
compared to the what was it? Eight for eight percent.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Then n podcast Network plays z Ends, Fletch one and Hailey's.

Speaker 8 (29:17):
Friday, Silly Little Pottle. It is so silly, silly, silly
that si little pool, silly little poo, little Pole, silly
little Pole.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Today is when do you put it your Christmas Tree? Yeah,
it's all thanks to met Cafe today, sell a little
past that your day rolling with delicious coffee. We are
forty eight days away from Christmas?

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Now are we fletched?

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Because we've had a text on the text machine and
someone's are quite upset with you.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Forty eight forty eight days, sixteen hours, forty one minutes.
Simon forty eight sleeps forty nine.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
Yeah, you're a day ahead for the christ it's flying
my child off the tracks. We have a countdown at
home and now she's right, she's not forty nine days.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
I've got the exact hours and minutes countdown. Yeah, full days, two, three, four, No,
that's Boxing Day. There are three pay days till Christmas?
Why did you Why did you say that? Why do
you say that? Now? The Boxing day payday will be
Christmas eve A because it's a public holiday. Don't know

(30:28):
if that counts? Does that count anymore? Well? Anyway, these
either three or if you get paid fortnightly. That's how
many pays there are until Christmas.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
The sprows for the third year and aar I we're
doing no gifts, and I tell you what I mean.
We don't have kids in our family, but like, it
just alleviates.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
So much pressure. It must be so peaceful.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
That's the way to family.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
We are not going to be very loud loud. Did
you shush them? No?

Speaker 3 (30:57):
I he leaves the country.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
No, I buy them instruments and leave the country. You know,
I think they're old enough for a trumpet. I think
it's time for a drum kit.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
Yeah, drum kit, but the drumsticks don't arrive until you've left. Yes,
great idea, that's a great idea. Unpack it when you
get home.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yeah, you know, drums. You can't take them out of
the pack more than once. So true. So do you
get those home? Well? Sell a little polos For those
who decorate. When do you put up your Christmas tree?
The options were it's already up.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
Sometime in November, start of December or just before Christmas.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
I'm very excited to get mane up this year because
there was Christmas tree discussions last night with my girls.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Oh yeah, okay the big dogs are you? Yeah? Okay,
so you know my it's going to go in the
middle where the ceiling there be in the way of
the TV. I don't care, no, it's it's just going
to be the whole lounge.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
I was thinking this year actually, because I'm not sure.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Mine usually tucks in the corner, but there's a chair
there now and curtains, so I was thinking maybe of clearing.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
The lounge and just chucking it in the middle, you know,
like one of those like just chuck it in the middle.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yeah, I recommend it be fun. Is it Scandinavian to
have it in the middle of the room and make
it the feature? I mean, how big are you? How
your house isn't big enough for that? Hayley excre's me,
I forg you talk about my mansion.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
No, mine's not.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
But I'm thinking of maybe clearing out the front room
and just moving the bed out.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
You'll just make a whole room into a Christmas room.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
My brother and his partner could put up a tent.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
What about outside and your covered deck?

Speaker 3 (32:27):
That would look great. That would look nice. It would
look nice, and it is plastic, so it will survive.
But I don't want the ball balls to fall and braak.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Well. The results, well, the most popular one is started December.
Sixty five percent of people said started Decembers when the
tree goes up? Yeah, okay. Sometime in November was the
second most popular. Eighteen percent of people said sometime, really,
I see, I'm got hard December. N see. I'm thinking
big Dog.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
That's the thing that you don't want to buy it
too early and it dies. But big Dog's going to
cost a bit more. So you want cost per day down,
you're gonna have to get one of plus.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
If you're gonna get a big dog, you don't want
a brown big dog.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
And they don't want a brown big dog. But it
rolls around the Christmas and your Christmas tree has gone brown.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Shame all your photos. That's like, oh brown tree brown.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
I just take it outside, the spray plant green and
drag it back. I will not lose.

Speaker 5 (33:16):
Thirteen percent of people said just before Christmas, and four
percent it's already up.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
That is insane. That is a lot of people already
had the Christmas tree up. Insane behavior. But they spend
a lot of money, they get the colors right, and
they want to look at it for a long time. Okay,
where I'm gonna go through some of the responses here,
Beckx writes, I live alone. I put the dog's Christmas
stocking up, but fill them with treats and toys the
night before. I don't have a Christmas tree. Oh yeah,
that's Grinch material because Grinch had the dog in the mats.

(33:43):
Yeah I don't, but I'm always away. I never have
a tree. Yeah that's true enough, you've gone back to
just be like pine needles everywhere and have a field day. Yeah,
Katie said, just before Christmas, and then down pretty quickly
after that. Again, husband isn't a fan. You gotta you've
got to take it down quickly.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
People that leave it up Santa will literally give you
coal if you put that shit up in November.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
I ain't even joking. It happened to my mate Greg. Okay,
Greg got cold. I think from Centa. If your name
is Greg, I think you're getting cold for other reasons. Yeah,
probably greeg. We all know what you've been googling and
looking at on the internet, and it's disgusting and it's
got to stop. From Santa.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
Eliza said, My birthday is the thirteenth of November, so
I usually put my tree up just after that.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Oh, you can get the birth out of the way.
They get a tree up for Christmas that I like that.

Speaker 5 (34:32):
Asia said, Living in the UK, I put it up
on October first because I don't care for Halloween and
the holiday cheer was welcome. I just moved to Perth
and our container hasn't arrived, so it's not going up
at all this year.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
The sun is helping me cope with the sad realization
you've gone from a UK went it to a perth
a Christmas summer Christmas. That is the most polar of contrast.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
It is, it really is, but gotter h but Olivey said,
but it's but it's only already up because it's been
up since Christmas last year, never took it down.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
No, it's so weird. I can't win. What if I
went over in September or like June and it's up.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
That's odd June you could ride off as a midwinter
but like a around eastern Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
So for the four percent that already had it up,
that works out to be about three hundred people that responded, yeah,
that's not say. I also just want to give Livy,
who we just heard for the McCafe coffee vucher, because
she's probably had those lights going all year as well.
And that's fifty dollars a power a fifty dollars met
cafe voucher for you. Well done.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
Victoria said, I actually started wearing my Christmas jumpers at
the start of this week.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Okay, Victoria, sit down for a minute. That's obviously from
the UK, right, Oh yeah, maybe, yeah, Wilson says, tree
was up on November first maximum acceptable amount of joy please,
So that had the tree already twenty fifth of November,
one month until Christmas. That is the acceptable window for
a tree. That's a good call, Laura said. November, the

(36:02):
decorations go up, so I can do it slowly and
enjoy a perfect home for December. Oh that's nice.

Speaker 5 (36:07):
That's a rainbow tree too, Laura's got as her. Bable's
a color. Theened the starting to go way through and
finish on it a sort of purple. And finally, lou said,
before Christmas, and you're sick of it by Christmas. Just
before Christmas. Oh sorry, if you put it up before December,
you're sick of it by Christmas. Just before Christmas and
it feels too much effort for a short time. December

(36:28):
first optimum Christmas chair for a Christmas TRESSA quite a.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Lot of messages coming in.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
As we're discussing this on the textio machin EO, someone said,
I'm actually considering buying another garden shed so I never
have to put it up again. I just drag it out,
we need it, and yeat it back at the next Christmas.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
No, then you're going to have to clean the cobwebs,
but the bables are all on and that's not because
the cobwebs are nature's tinsel. Yeah, fair callings the tree
and the water sticks to this and the supermarket the
other week just before Halloween, and I was like, chrisis,
super market has got to sort out its cobwebs on

(37:03):
the mandarins and but it was fake cob webs. What
has gone on with this place?

Speaker 4 (37:11):
And wanting someone in the text machine Star Wars themed
Christmas tree up November one this.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Year, if you could send a photo to my Instagram
that's Vorn Anonymous, Yeah on Instagram. I'd love to see
that Stars Christmas tree please.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
And last messach, I just want to hear from the
text machine right now. All this talk of Christmas. Got
to be very excited about hearing from our Christmas often soon.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
That they did. Actually, I'm pretty sure they're assumed. I'm
pretty sure they're dead.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Presumed. We've never seen a body.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
I don't think they did exactly, nobody was ever seen.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
For some little part we said when you put your
Christmas tree up sixty five percent, you said start of
December play.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
I want to hear from our listeners right now this morning,
What was the most ruthless thing that a kid has.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Said to you?

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Because kids have had no filter.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Ay, they're brutal and they don't know then they have
not been hold by society that it's not polite to
tell people exactly how it is. I asked this because
a mom she had online, she was on her kid's
computer when she made a startling discovery.

Speaker 6 (38:11):
So I was closing like these tabs on her phone
and I was looking at her tabs and this is
her Google search school supplies what month is? June? Is
God real lunchboxes? Seven year old birthdays? My mom's ugly?

Speaker 1 (38:26):
To my mom's ugly?

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Ugly? Do I have to be ugly?

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Wow? And she's search that when her mom's not around,
like she means it.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Yeah, she's genuinely concerned that she mean like, yeah, she
because your mom's ugly.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
But the answer is years right now. Because sometimes you
see a couple of men is like sometimes you see
someone real hot on Instagram and.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
Then they'll be like happy Mother's Day, and you're like
like like how did that? And then then I had
your father's Then you're like and it was like, how
how has this happened.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Yeah, yes, it's not a guarantee, but I tell you
it's often is the case for that Curt is what
they would have discovered.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
That's the thing. Kids have no filter.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
I mean you'd know that having kids for yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
what age do you reckon? They kind of become a
weird too bad, the worst matters, and they still do it.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Now. You'll see someone and I like talking no, no,
and you walk away two steps. Who was that really loud? Yeah? Right?
But that my kids not too bad. I mean when
they were little, you'd look at you and you could
see that they were about to ask you in an
appropriate question because that observed what you're just observed in
the man. The man wheeled pass with no legs and

(39:44):
you're just waiting for it. Yeah, I happened to his legs. Yeah, yeah, legs.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
I had a kid ask why I had a mustache
as a woman years ago? Yeah, for sure?

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Did you cry? No?

Speaker 4 (40:02):
I explained to them the inner workings of having PC. Yeah,
listen here, five year old, I watch I never asked.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Going on about it. Put it in an episode of
Blowing and I'll watch it.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
There was that famous ad is your baby going to
be a boy. The man on the back of the busy.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Yes, is your baby going to be a boy?

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Well, kids are ruthless. This is what we want to
know this morning. I'll wait hundred dollars at him. Give
us a call text us in nine six nine sex.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
What is the most brutal thing a kid is said
to you?

Speaker 1 (40:35):
I don't know right now.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
What is the most cruel or brutal thing of kit
to see to you?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
We asked this on Instagram too. Read some Instagram feedback,
shall I? Why is the mosquito boats all over your face?
I had acne? Not maybe? A little kid said to
my friend, is that is that fly pooh on you?
They were freckles.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Oh, they don't fly shirt sometimes?

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Why do you need to lunch?

Speaker 5 (40:59):
Break your already fat? I have always struggled with acne.
And they pointed and said.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Spots, spots, spots, spots, spots. What spot? Yesterday kid in
my class said, I like your man, bun.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
I'm a woman, just a bun. Why do you have
wrinkles on your stomach? I had stretch marks because I've
been pregnant.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
Because of little ships like you, Because little ships.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Like you, Kate, what's the most brutal thing a kid
has said to you.

Speaker 7 (41:35):
I'm a teacher.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
We were timber lights off to watch something and this goes,
oh you look pretty with the lights of.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
The Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
I been to hear it from a kid in a
classroom that a man in the mid wir though. Yeah, well,
let's selve a line in this still though. That's gotta
hurt though, doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah. Is that the only thing that's been said in
your entire teaching career or is it just on the daily?

Speaker 7 (42:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:14):
Pretty much on the daily.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Yeah, God, you'd have you'd have a thick skin by
then again yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, thank you.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
Are some messages and friend of the Seane Savage Primary
school teacher Matt messaged me said he could write a
book on what some of these that'll I'm sure he
didn't mean to use that word children with what some
of these little things have said to me. I said,
you should, teacher, should write a book called things make
things your kids said to me that they shouldn't have Yeah,
and give.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
It out at the end of the year to all
the parent would be hilarious.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
I couldn't think of a bad word to say. About him.

Speaker 5 (42:46):
I wouldn't dare say a bad word about him, because
I know he's got a whole lot of bad words.
My son said, someone smelled in the elevator when they
hopped in, and then he vomited on the floor. Let's
say just doesn't do well with spell smells. But that'd
be a way to really make you reconsider your personal hygiene.
I have a stutter, and when talking to a four

(43:07):
year old, she asked me what what sounds that was?
It sounded funny?

Speaker 1 (43:11):
What are you doing? Oh? Have you always been fat?
My son asked my mum.

Speaker 5 (43:18):
Why she has black teeth and then touched her underarm
and said, geez, that's wobbling.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Nana.

Speaker 5 (43:23):
M I had a kid, asked me why I've got
stripes on my forehead. My then four year old asked
me and my wife, wal, boobs are so long.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
I'm a man, I've got no excuse.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
None such a good word for boobs. She's long in
the boob.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
I'm a preschool teacher and a child that was learning
to count counted my z's but I can't stop.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Him because he was learning. He was it was a
learning moment. Yeah. My son once said to me no offense, mum,
but you're not really the right kind of mum for me.
That's done deep, that's a deep that's a deep spiritual part.
You're not the right kind of mum for me as
a spiritual I just feel the castings out here.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
We're not a good maxima.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
We're just not really clicking as those sort of mother
child relationships so brutal.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
I can't get over that. I'm going to make you redundant,
and I will give it a six month period and
then rehire another mother.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
It is in good luck to you for your future endeavors.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
I'm a ballet teacher and I still have the younger
students three to four come up to me and ask
me when I'm having my baby. My second baby is
seven and taught apart my stomach muscles, so I just
look a little bit like this now.

Speaker 6 (44:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
They pat my bally during dance class. O mine my
boys proudly stated that when he grew up he wanted
to be a big fat man like dad.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Well that's sort of a compliment.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
He also defended me when someone tease me for being
bored and they said that I had no hair, and
then they said, well, actually he does his heaps of here.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
You should check out his back and help. You're not helping.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
Yeah, he's got Why do you have so many issue
bites on your face? From a five year old that
didn't know about acne? Yeah, I was a brutal cad.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
My anti flashed to birds and I asked why they
were all the way down there. She never did that again.
I work as a teacher, Rade, I've got tattoos. I
got told by a seven.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
Year old that I was going to Bernenhill for disrespecting
my body. He also said the devil is going to
love me because I have children, but no wedding ring.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Well they're stunning the brainwashing they love to start them young.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
Um.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
I was pregnant with my second sincere as can be said,
you're so old, mummy, but don't worry when you die,
I'll look after the baby. I was twenty four years old.
I mean, I guess that is old to a kid.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Yeah. On a bus, on a bus, my mum said,
on a bus, my son said, really loadly, mom, why
is that man black? Oh my god. I didn't respond.
I just looked at him with open eyes and I
was just shook my head, and he was like, oh, Mom,
why is that man black? Now? What part of white? Eyed?

(46:20):
Shaking my head says repeat the question louder. You know
what Mom needed to do? A pench under the arm
needed or a rest grab. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
I was giving my four year old niece a play
pony ride and I was being the pony, and I
said to her, what's your pony's name?

Speaker 1 (46:40):
She said, fatso the pony.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Oh my god, I love it.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
My five year old told her, auntie, do you wear
so much makeup because you're old and ugly? We're in
a posho and my toddler son saw a heavily tattooed
gang member and my son said, very loudly, why does
that man have pin drawings all over his face? Pin
drawings over his face? Me? Is it? I was? I

(47:13):
was as a child. My mum was dropping me at
school and another parent was wearing thick mascara foundations three
shades to light and red lipstick, and I asked her
if it was dressed up day as a clown at
her work.

Speaker 7 (47:29):
I had.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
I had a hook up in April this year, my
four year old niece asked me a few weekends of
g if I was pregnant.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
I had to remind her the baby I was holding
was the one of sorry, I had a baby in
April this year.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Right.

Speaker 5 (47:42):
My four year old niece asked me a few weekends
ago if I was still pregnant. I said, no, I
had the baby. I was holding it, and she was
like and just pointed at the stomach. I made it always.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Oh god, there's just so many I love. My nine
year old asked me if Dad left because his new
girlfriend was prettier than me, why that's gonna hurt. That's
gonna hurt for a while, Actually, isn't.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
It's a life sting that. Yeah, Wow, that's the talk
to talk to your therapist.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
To me that.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
I used to work with, there's just so there's I'm
not even halfway through the text. So I used to
work with autistic children. One day I was working with
a child and he asked me to show them the rainbow,
and I was like, oh, there are no rainbows, and
he was like, and he was trying to really getting
frustrated and explain to me the rainbow. He meant the
wrinkles in my forehead because when my eyebrows go up
and looked like a skin rainbow.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Oh yeah, okay, skin rainbow.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
I feel better now, just about my little mustache comment
from years ago from.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
A yeah yeah, there's so many more. Third day teaching
at a new school, and I was told I was
a big fat sea word by a five year old
around Really, I said, excuse me, I'm not fat. The
boy was really confused. He didn't know what the seaweed meant.
Hell yeah, okay. I was reading the.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
Kid's story and one of the kids got up at
the back of the classroom and I could see him
walking up to the front of the classroom, and he
walked up and just grabbed my double chin and said,
it wobbles while you talk.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
From the back of the room. I don't like that.
I don't know. I'll just hold this while you read.
The wobbling's driving everybody crazy.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
The ZENM podcast Network, what's going on zm's fledged Vaughn
and Haley.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
There's been a study into dating when it comes to
Gen zs and millennials, and a lot of them they're
calling it like catfishing. They're calling it financial catfishing, so
they're lying about how well off they are, but to
impress people.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
It's the same thing with any kind of catfishing light
pretending that you've got a better face than you do.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
What what's the end goal?

Speaker 5 (50:05):
Because a various burious tick up, like debt on a
credit card and just try to get laid and then
I guess yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
Right, Because if if a person was saying to me
again and again and again how much money they had,
eventually I'm gonna want gifts and money.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Do you know what I mean to be like im
on Mars, I'll be like, right, will you pay for this? Then?

Speaker 1 (50:25):
So you guys, we didn't want to LOADO. I know
nobody won Loto. It's jackponded to what thirty eight, yeah,
can be a maximum of fifty I googled that before.
I'm happy to wait for the fifty fifty okay, during
a twenty four dollars investment, until we had that fifty minutes?
Well until then, wattown for financial camp fishing. Because half
of gen Z and half of millennials have admitted to

(50:49):
lying about their wealth or finances on a date, thirty
seven percent are willing to go into overdraft or use
credit cards to impress a date. Wow, though forty six
percent of men do it and for women twenty eight percent.
So I don't know if that's going to a nicer restaurant.
You just check it on the credit card you go
into overdraft. Yeah, you're increasing the date that you're with,

(51:14):
So like, what sort of person are you attracting that
is drawn to money? That's the other thing. Yeah, if
it can't be a cheap and cheerful date, then it's
not you're setting the bar too high going forward, right. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
If you couldn't just say like, hey, that's not with
my mans, but you know, I'll cook you something at home,
you are you're attracting the wrong kind of person.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
I don't know if I want to go to your
house on a first dat if you get what are
we making? What do you want?

Speaker 4 (51:35):
Yeah? And also if it's a mangy house, you know,
if you've got no cash, you know what I mean.
I'm sort of like you just want to hide you
you want to hide your house?

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Well yeah, yeah, exactly what are you making me as well?
Two minute noodles?

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Yeah, we're checking an egg on top oil, chilli oil. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (51:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
While since I've done a two minute noodle, omelet I'll
tell you what that's a treat that's a that's a
loaded Yeah. I know. You make two minute noodles and
then you mix it into an omelet. It's it's exactly
how it sounds, Hailey, and it's do you like obviously
cook the noodles first and then put them in like
a condo or a sieve to really like because you
don't want extra moistury. You get rid of the moisture. Yeah,
you dry cook, yeah, and then I tell you what it's.

(52:18):
I had the look on Haley's face that really impressed her.
And I didn't have to spend any money on my
credit card, just four eggs and a pack of two
minute noodles.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Fletch.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
If you cook me your two minute nodes on this day,
I'm coming back for day two.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
There you go play Ms. Fleshborne and Haley play Zms
Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
Which took about Christmas presents because I like it or not,
that's coming. And if you are in the position to
be purchasing for a fellow adult, what.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Are you gonna get it? What do you want?

Speaker 1 (52:49):
What do you want for Christmas?

Speaker 4 (52:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:50):
What do they want? All the way? One hundred dolls
at him nine six nine sex We want to compile
the ultimate list so that everybody listening can be like, well,
that is a great idea for that's the adult over,
that's the prison. I need to get an adult kay.
So we asked, We did ask.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
We kind of set up before that we were going
to ask us some text Some texts are already rolling
in a projector.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Oh yeah, because I get those advertised a lot. They're
like them. You can just get many projectors now. Have
you seen the Samsung ones that sit just off the wall.
You put them just at the base of the wall
where you want to turn that into your TV. Yeah,
and it just shoots it straight up, shoots it up
to have a smooth white wall.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
Yeah yeah, yeah, because like the issue of like hanging
from the ceiling, it feels a bit involved.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Yeah. Yeah. You can get little tiny projectors now, so yes,
it doesn't have to be expensive.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
I'm a woman and I'm desperate for a kindle this year,
including kindle case and accessories.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Oh now, book girlies, is that a Is that a crime?
What do you mean to have a kindle? No?

Speaker 3 (53:53):
No, of course not.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
I felt like you were going to snob her there
you must read pages.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
No, I have a Kindle too.

Speaker 4 (53:59):
It's good traveling because you can have multiple books on
the kindle.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Yes, and hiking as well. You don't have to hike
with like a big book.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
You can read them in the dark because you've got backline.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Yes, yeah, what do you want for Shannon? I always Christmas?
What do you want? You know what?

Speaker 3 (54:18):
I actually really want?

Speaker 1 (54:19):
A shout o shah in the shop. Stop this, You're
getting a red in morning. Next time you ask, Hey.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
I'm her manager, not you. You know, I've got a
real suggestion.

Speaker 7 (54:33):
Okay, you can get it from Chimiswearhouse shows Spawn and
I do this every week. I do home Joel Manicures
and you can get a full starter kit And this
saves me so much money throughout the year.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
That's good.

Speaker 7 (54:44):
I can just do my own nails and I go
down there all the time, and when I feel like
a little treaty, I can just buy a new color
for like five six dollars.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
It's expensive to get your nails done.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Especially because I like to change them a lot. So yeah,
some of you who does my nails, she loves the phoners.
We can't you know, stealing business? Who crazy los a listener?
You can't do at home what Sophie done?

Speaker 7 (55:05):
No, And that's the thing, like I will say, it's
like it's home cello, because you.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Don't between the lines. You're not very good at coloring
and ructions. You're quite often over cuticle.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Oh if you could describe my life, it's over the Okay.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Well this is what the cuticle was my rockquez band
names for single. I love it. Well, this is what
we want to know from you this morning. I'll wait
one hundred dollars at Amazon number text at nine six
nine six. What do you want for Christmas? We're going
to come back next and compile that ultimate list what do.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
You want for Christmas? And an aid to help everybody
who has to buy for a fellow adult. Hard to
buy for these adults, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Because we've got this nasty habit of buying things we
want ourselves. Yeah, that's what happens when you go Christmas
shopping and you just come home and you say, I've
got a few things for me. But also it's I
guess we're taking ideas all across the board because you
know that it is tough at the moment out there
across a living crisis inflation.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
I was just about to say you should see my pool.
Now I realize I realized that, Okay, I.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Realized this sort of immediate, you know, juxtaposition of saying
it's a tough time out there. You should see my
pool because it's green.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Comes Cardo Silver and the man changes. My pool has
back swimmers. Oh what are those like? Tadpoles like they
live in Pley's doing it time. I'm going to chucking
some some goldfishing.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
There is a natural field happened people, the man of
the people, Von Smith here, please do your part of
the show that you should see.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
My pool is so green? Are you saying that's why there?
We know Christmas presents, Christmas Present, cheaper Christmas presents.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
What's the number one text coming through? It's the Ninja
Slushy Maker. Yeah, and we're lucky enough to already be
gifted this, weren't we?

Speaker 1 (56:50):
We were? And oh my god, it's I love it.
It's great.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Yeah, it's great what I've seen it on Christmas Day.

Speaker 5 (56:56):
You know, this is a really popular message coming in Lego. Now,
Lego is not for everybody, but if you've got a
Lego lover in your life, such as moa yeah, cast
and eye on what sets they've gotten, what they don't
and then go and then just get them a new lego,
would you?

Speaker 1 (57:09):
So you'd just be happy with any lego. People know,
I'm a Star Wars lego guy. Yeah, not a verse
to a Harry Potter lego at Lord of the Rings lego. Okay,
now you've been greedy or any of the leado. I've
just changed my mind. Okay, and Ariana, good morning. What
do you want for Christmas?

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Good morning Crewe, longtime listener.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Sorry the bell was hiding behind the doughnuts. Welcome, welcome,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
I would absolutely love a cast iron muff and tree, a.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Cast iron muff and trey. But what about the silicone
ones they don't know?

Speaker 5 (57:42):
No no no no no no no no no no,
Sorry about him. We've got a dickhead on our handsfus.
I love cast iron. It's so good.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
It's just if there's a knack though, that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
There's a knack, and if you stuff it up, your
muffies are all going to be torn.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
And it's not good se thing. It's great thing.

Speaker 5 (58:01):
You're not going to get much, mate, You've done enough
okay to tear your mup, right, I think are you
a big cast you have other cast iron hands?

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Because I know guys love it. You love cast iron
pan cooking steaks, No huge, huge fan and like some
normal caster and some enamel.

Speaker 7 (58:18):
It's just like a good relationship.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
You give it a good enough love and it will
look after you for a very long time.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
But they do because I like all my pants and
stuff with forever chemicals and you know, nothing sticks. Yeah, beautiful,
here for a good time, in a long time. My
walk out in like thirty seconds. It's done. Yeah, sorry
about him again, it's he. Let's add cast iron to
the list. You love that idea, area, Thank you so much.

(58:46):
Let's go to Tammy, Tammy, what do you want for Christmas? Okay,
I'd love to have a commercial house clean? What a
great idea. Wait, so someone would pay for someone to
come in and just completely clean in the entire home
most definitely especially in my kitchen, bathroom and toilet.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
Yeah, my sons and my husband make a mess of it.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Wait, are you are you a solo woman in the
house of men? No goodness, Oh jeez, I'm with their
buttholes have a lot to answer for a home. Yeah,
you're talking a sugar sugar soak, wall scrub. You're talking
a ceiling plane, the whole thing. How much would that

(59:29):
set someone back for Christmas?

Speaker 4 (59:31):
I'd so about three four hundred.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Easy.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
The last thing we need is yeah, the last thing
we need is more stuff. That's such a great gift idea.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Yeah, and then you wouldn't have to do it, and
then you'd have a clean he It's a good idea.
It's good gift idea. Tommy, thank you. Add that to
the last house clean, GGD hair straighteners, gerged Hare Straighter, Chronos.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
I don't know, not my jurisdiction. Ali would like a
nice man for Christmas, please, Jess would like fruit trees.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
That's a credit. That's a good idea. I want a
deadly pon his handbag.

Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
So handbag on the list, leaf blower on the list,
bean bags, leaden sheet set, electric toothbrush.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
I feel like we're on the generation game.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just reading you guys have convinced
me that I need a pair of Birks because we influenced.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
I think we may have. I tell you what bish influences.
These are the ultimate summer shoe. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
One I've asked for solar panels, trail off the grid
batch so I can have a French near bloody hate
beetroot leaking through the chili bin.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Lucky. It sounds like you've got a container issue more
than I've got a totally some spear fishing gear. Okay,
we'll put it on the list, but I don't know
if that's going to be.

Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
I want a house for Christmas. We sold our last
one before we got a new one. It's hard out there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Oh that's must be someone with a green pool like you. Yeah,
you're doing it real tilling to you. Green pools everywhere.
Ninja slashing, Ninja slushy vouchers. Someone said, just get us
a bloody voucher, will you? Okay, that's well, that's enough. People,
get you a Brisco's voucher. You can get the ninja slushy,
just tie itself. They can be quite except the pre
one person, because.

Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
You can spend it anywhere on anything. Right, I want
a massage voucher. You just want to be touched. I'd
like Steve Harrington not to die in stranger things. I
can't promise that that was in the hand of the
Duff brothers. Dice and hair dryer I'd love my car.
Somebody said on the on the thing of a commercial claim,

(01:01:36):
how about getting your car top to bottom like a car, Yes,
park it at the mall and it's already paid for.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
That would be amazing. That so good. Someone said that
love an if and break? When do you get those?
I don't know, Bristo having a sale the warehouse. They
actually do a great what's the end called? I don't
know came out. I've got the ancho break just a

(01:02:06):
break the line break, So it's a week catching thing.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
Break.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Yeah, fifty percent off at the moment and break, yeah
it is. Yeah. One of those beach wagons that you
toe down the beach like a trolley. I got one
of those. Yeah, I've got one of those. Height you
get them from like mac pat can do. Got them?

Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
Yeeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
They're amazing and they're good for like like if you
need to take stuff to the car and stuff like shopping.
How much you buy it?

Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
Are you saying when you buy it, you also buy
other stuff at that shop and the trolley or bag and.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
You'll have it in the car if you parked away
from home. Okay, okay, outdoor lounge sweet, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
That's great. There is summer focus. These gifts right an
outdoor furniture.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Everybody's looking forward to it. What's this? What's this like?
Nearly weak of really amazing? Were it done for everybody?
I think everybody's in a bitter state of mind than
they were there some last week? Are you feeling good?
Feeling good? Well, there's get some do some ideas. Forty
nine days away from Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
Plays that ms.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Fleshborn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Fact of the Day, Day day day day, do.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
Doo doo doo doo doo doo de do doo.

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
It's back to the day is fairy tale themed. This
week we're learning the original stories often told by their
brothers Grim the very Dark.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Yeah, they were darks. They were dark stories. I guess
a lot of them have had like a hard moral
to them. Yeah, but you also got to think these
were tough times. Yeah, you know, if you didn't die
and be happy about No, not a lot to be
happy about in these dark Middle Middle Ages. If you
didn't die in childhood, you would be wishing you were
after some of these stories. Today, today we're looking at

(01:03:57):
the Frog Princes, which has been adapted so many times
into the different situation. Prince does something bad which casts
a spell. Yes, gets turned into a frog. A true
love's kiss or a kiss from a princess will break
the spell.

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
Yes, Bom bomb bamba. Sometimes it was a princess and
the frog. The story of Tiana, the sort of latest
telling of it that she gets turned into a frog
as well the spell breaks. They're happy together, working class girl,
hot lauteno. Prince want what more could you want?

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
But let's go around your skin eyes brown princess.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Goodness, goodness, you know what they does to the show.

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
The original Grim Brother's version, there's no kiss at all.
A spoiled princess drops her golden ball into a well.
A talking frog retrieves it for her, demanding she share
her meals and bed in return. She's disgusted, but she agrees,
thinking a frog's never going to be able to follow
me home.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
I'm too quick.

Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
Well, the frog follows her home, and the frog goes
to her father and says, your daughter may be a
promise to share her meals and her be in return
for the fetching of.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Her golden ball.

Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
And the father who you may have been able to
put together as a king because his daughter is a princess.
See well, no daughter, remind breaks and promise to a frog.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
You've got to let him. So worried about sharing a
bed with the princess if I was a frog, or
just anyone, and they might roll over and they sleep
and crush me into dead. It's so tiny, so much bigger.

Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
So the frog eats from her plate and assists on
sleeping beside her, And in a fit of fury and
being absolutely revolted by it all, she throws the frog
against the wall.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Splatters? Does it splatter? Does it the impact?

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Just imagine him like his little legs, you know, frogs.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Like those sticky gilley things you throw against the window
and they go, what were those made off? Because you
were they made off? The handle and the hand on
the strand, hand on a comes and everything. Where are those?
I want one of those?

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
There were those ones the way that were frog like,
and they flipped flipped, flipped down, threw them.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
At the window.

Speaker 5 (01:05:57):
They had like the body was made of something different,
but the feet in the hands this good stuffed much.
I don't make toys like they used to. I saw
some toys used I went to like the warehouse, put
on it. This is what we're selling for Christmas. I
saw some toys.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Did you know there's an expansion pack.

Speaker 5 (01:06:15):
From Monopoly now and you clip on you clip on
it onto the corner with the free parking and then
go to jail and there's like a mini game I
know what you like, a whist.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
Field small on top of the jail. No, the jail
had all this like punishment. Oh, there was a way
to get out immediately, right.

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
And then on the free parking. You clicked this thing
onto the side of the Monopoly and it was like
a wheeler. When you land, you sparn it. You could
like money, you got to pay Wilson's like first dollars
an hour edition.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Not free parking, not free parking at all. But they
had some modern takes on some old toys. Now I
was googling something. Wait, did they have supersokers? Yeah, they
did battery powered super sochers.

Speaker 5 (01:06:54):
So you don't need you don't need a pump it.
But I'd rather pump because you can't rely on battery.
You're on the at the moment, you know, lie on batteries.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
You have to go with your hand. You can't. You've
got to pump it. You gotta pump you know those
gouey hands. What about gurgling here? You know those gooey hands,
gooey hands on a stringy hands on a on a
handle that you throw against the window, toy that yeah,
slap against the window and kind of stick you're asking

(01:07:24):
giving it much?

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
You're over googles my chat GiB.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
I'll treat him with the respect. Sticky slap hands, the
ones you fling at the window that swack rolled down.
Pick up every respected in the.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
And then yes.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
It's made from a very soft, stretchy thermoplastic elastoma basically
a rubber like plastic that was plasticized with a type
of oily, tacky substance, often mineral oil, to give that sticky,
guey surface. Okay, the reason they're sticky the plasticizer.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
The oil slowly leaches to the surface, creating a slightly wet,
tacky film. That film gives the toweets magical sticky powers,
but also makes it a dust magnet.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Good stuff. Why they lose stickiness.

Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
Once dust, lean and tiny fibers stick to that oily
surface that clogs the texture and stops adhesion. You could
wash them with warm water and a bit of dish
soap to temporarily restore the stickiness until they collect more
cat here can we hear that tells me that cancer it? Okay, great,
now back to the.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Can we order sorry? Can we just order three of
those online?

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
In the Yeah? Okay, back to the frog. It's stuck
on the wall like a sticky.

Speaker 5 (01:08:27):
She throws it at the wall. The impact shatters the
curse and he turns into a handsome prince. Oh wait,
so now she wants him?

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
Yeah, vain fine on the inside.

Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
So they're saying gentleness wasn't rewarded. Violence was carfass, you know,
like cathartic. Cathartic, but yeah, right, the transformation comes from
confronting disgust.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
Head on. Yeah, I know, think yeah yeah, but now
you're pretty i'men, I'm in ok yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:08:58):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:08:59):
Well it was the oldie It was the oldie days
when they didn't back, and that day they didn't even
have those sticky hands that went the whack on the
window and picked up.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
You would get really told off by their mum for
wack and that on her clean windows and leaving a
greasy film when mum clean your hiding. Oh, such a
smack with a thwacky hand. I couldn't wind out. Yeah,
I couldn't get through the those fly screens. No, not
the fly screens. Everyone had those like wedding dress material,
Oh the stuff kN knitting. Yeah that's did you say?

(01:09:32):
What you all about? Nick Curtains. Great for privacy as
long as you didn't have the lights on at night
and ninevacy, but keep the people times out during the day,
that's for sure. Today's fact to the day is in
the original Frog Prince story, she didn't kiss them to
break the curse. She hurled him at the wall. Fact
of the day, day day, day, day, Do do do

(01:09:58):
Do Do Do? Dear Due.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
Play Ms Fletch, Vrawn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Play z MS Flesh.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
One and Haley Haley broadcasting Today and Todung the Seven
Days Tour. It's all over the country.

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
Yeah, we kicked things off at the first show last
night in Todung. Go off to Napier as soon as
I get off this lovely zoom or you know, my
job and heading to Napier.

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
Then we're off to Dunedin.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
Then we're off in the cargo and then a small
break before I believe we had Auckland next week, So
everywhere and it comes. I think there's still tickets available
for most places Seven Days that go to en Zen
if you want to come and see us. It's it's
the gang, It's the best of the best. Die Heim
would Jeremy Corbett, Ben Hurley, Josh Thompson, Justin Smith, Haley Sprout,
and I will shout out to die Heim when who

(01:10:49):
hand delivered me an iced oat, milk laste and a
sausage roll this morning. Just now, he's a good man,
he's a legend, but he is not helping the vowel
I made myself yesterday, So sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
That was me just replugging my mic back and I
don't even remember unplugging that. Have I been fiddling with that? Yeah,
you fiddled a lot. Now I don't even know when
I'm fiddling. We'll talk to you after the about your behavior.

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
Here's a name for what's happening in your brain, but
we don't you know, can't diagnose you if they can't
catch you. So yesterday, you know, because I tour quite
a bit, and I've done the Seven Days tour for
the last four years, and every time I'm on this tour,
you come back afterwards and you're rinsed.

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
You've eaten terribly, You've drunk too much.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
You get too many shnackies at every petrol station, chocky bars,
lollies in the green room.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
They just fill it up with mid slices. Last night, right,
I love them slice. So yeah, it's hard, isn't it
when you're traveling hard.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
When you're traveling to stay on track.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
And in this point in my life as a as
a newly single woman, it is important to me that
I am the hottest version of myself. And it was
a project I started earlier in the year, and I've
been letting it slip and I just wanted to get
back on track. So yesterday I said to myself, on
this tour, when possible, I will make the healthiest food decisions.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
Yep, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
So say we go to a pub for lunch, I'll
get the salad and a soda water. Say we have
this for dinner. You know, I'm just going to make
the healthiest decisions I can yep. And I'll exercise that
every center we go to, or look up the gyms
ahead of time, or I'll do a run or a walk.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
And that's the plan. And I laid it all out
and so yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:12:28):
I get in the van and I've made this fow
to myself this morning and twelve pm we're in the van.
At twelve twenty we put into a petrol station where
I get an almond gold and five Southern chicken bytes.
That's health and so I eat the five Southern chicken bytes.
I'm saying bites. They are just glorified large nuggets. Had

(01:12:52):
five nuggets. And then so that's twelve to twenty. So
I'm twenty minutes into the tour. And then at two
thirty on fill In we've pull into a small stop
just out of Todunga because Justin Smith needs to urinate
and it's a cafe and as part of being in
the cafe to use the toilet, someone needs to buy something.
I said, well, I'll just come in and have a

(01:13:12):
little locke. I got a second alm and gold and
a mince and cheese pie. Okay, right, that was what
I was required.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
But that's okay because you could exercise when you got there.

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
So when I get to the hotel, I was like,
what I'll do is I'll blad around beautiful day and Todngon.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Yesterday climb the mount beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
So get into the hotel and what I do is
I proceed to hop into bed and I have a
little snows for forty five minutes. I wake up and
now running late for the show, so I head to
the theater and I was like, well, not all is lost,
you know, I can rein it in and I'll be
good in the green room.

Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
Then I get there and I wasn't.

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
Prepared that there would be mint sliced biscuits, God, one
of the top taar biscuits, top taar biscuit, and a
pack of liquorice all sorts.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
Now what am I supposed to do just walk away
from the licorical sorts.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
You've got to eat them.

Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
No, I have to eat the entire bag to myself.
And then I noticed why there is a pack of
grain waves. Now I didn't know that I needed grain waves.
It's however, grain waves were acquired and I ate all
the grain waves and then I was like, well, what
I'll do is, you know, in terms of just sort
of raining in the calories of the day because I've
gone off the trackers, I won't drink on this first show,

(01:14:16):
you know, I'll set this one out and just have aqua.
So I go into the fridge to see if there's
a cool sparkling aqua, and there's something sparkling.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
It's called prosecco, and I proceed to take the whole bottle.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
Over the course of the show, Okay, great, yeah, and
we're not going you're just explaining how everybody approaches Monday
hoping to be good after the weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
Well, there was a chance to turn it around because
dinner is provided for us every night, and the production
crew got in a scander, you know, like a Turkish
mixed meat a scander, and I was like, okay, what
I could do here is just eat the meat and
the salad and I'll leave the rice and all the
dips and whatnot. But then I realized, as the fork
was entering my mouth, the rice and the dips the
best bit.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
So yeah, it was famously dry. Okay, great dry meal.

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
And then I just want to say I ended the
night by coming home. And then I was like, you know,
don't get like McDonalds uberrees even though you're hungry and
it's late. But I did notice, and I'll just show
you the box here at this hotel hotel on on
Devenport or something now that there's.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
No snacks in there though, Heyle, So what you're saying
the empty there? So they when you got into the room,
it was already empty, was it. No, no, no, no no.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
There was a little two pack of chocolate chip wikis
and two sort of small snack blue birch chips, one
chick and one resulted. Those were ingested as well, and
at midnight.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
A great day for you. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
Well, I was like, you know, we're off ton eight
pre today I'll start again. But as I mentioned, diehen
Wood did just drop off a sausage roll too much
or and it has been eaten.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
So we're just doing really well so far.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
Yeah, great, okay, advice.

Speaker 5 (01:15:54):
Just I'd move my fitness pallor and calorie counting devices
to just the third page of the phone, I think
for the bury that for a little while.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
Then podcast network plays NS flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
I used a customer service oh eight hundred line yesterday,
lovely and lovely, can you share it's none of your business.

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
Your can't do that because now I need some ben
your own.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
It's my bees wax, it's not your. The origins of
the saying mind your own, Mind your bees.

Speaker 4 (01:16:25):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
Mind your own bees?

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
Is that the same mind your own be of mind
your own business.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
Mind your own business, mind your own business, mind your
own beeswax?

Speaker 6 (01:16:34):
That's not it is?

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
So why is that a thing?

Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
It is? I think I think it's just a player
on mind your own business.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
It sounds like business and beeswax. Yeah, okay, mind your
own bees ware? Is that just a kiwi thing? Changed it?
I don't know. It might be you are the slowest
Google and GTP, t GPT engaging in our conversation with
you and doing it at the same time. And then
this is multitasking at its finest, is it? Well, Hailey's multitasking.

(01:16:59):
She's having quite a discussing conversation right now on text.
I can says stop her.

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
I was just closing my phone to focus on my
job here with you, and I'm listening.

Speaker 5 (01:17:11):
Mind your own beeswax is a simply a playful child
friend to twisted on the old phrase mind your own business.
I became popular in early twentieth century America. Oh, there's
no evidence of it existing before that. There is no
historical link to wax making, cosmetics or anything dramatic. Okay, well, Hailey,
Mind your Own Business slash Beeswax. I was on an
eight hundred customer service line and the lady was very helpful.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
She helped me out. I got everything sorted, and then
she said, would you mind staying on the line for
the customer service feedback form? And I was like absolutely,
and normally I'm it's.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
Not like your time, Paul mate. I don't know why, gym.
I was like, I aments and got to be no.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Quite often, if I'm doing work at home, this is
when I'll do my eight hundred calls because it doesn't
matter if they take twenty minutes to answer. Really making
the most of that tax dodge on the home off something.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
I am.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
So and I do it, and I'm like five five five.
There were three questions and I gave her the max
and then I was gonna say, you know, explain from
one to nine and as soon as I do. I
very rarely do this, but when I do, I always
regret it because you've got to listen to the number
options and then what is it as one the highest?
Or is five or ten the highest? They gave me

(01:18:24):
ten as an option the other day. I'm not pressing
ten because I have pressed one and yeah, Dilly Deli,
Yeah for zero, you gave them a one, So I
just gave them a nine. But I did it because
she was love it. And then I thought, who actually
does this? Because normally I just hang up?

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
And also I hang every time.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
And part of me, part of me feels like it's
a bit echy because it's the company like monitoring their
employee and then you could be pested at whatever their
dealing with, and it's not their fault. They're just doing
their job, probably for not much money.

Speaker 5 (01:18:55):
It's far more reflects the person you've been dealing with
than it does the company.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
The company would use it to get rid of. So
that's why I'm always like, it doesn't matter if my
issues with the company, I always give that a person
high marks. That's nice of you. Yeah, but a saint?
What a saint? Not many people do this. I'm just giving. Well,
like someone's work in a call center and you're like
one because you're not happy with like I don't know
the overall big corporation.

Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
Yeah, that's not fair, yes, and that's not on the
individsu are Yeah, no, not at all.

Speaker 5 (01:19:24):
We asked if you hang around, if you stick around
on the line to completely quick customer survey, and eighty
eight percent of you said no, wow, yeah, okay, I
clicked to know, but I have if they're really good
and the ordeal was painless, I'll stick around to give
them a good Marxied cat. Yeah, only if it's been
absolutely terrible or really great while I fill out the forms.

(01:19:44):
Is alice, Now, that's that's the problem. That's poll right.
No one's sticking around and say, yeah, I'm happy, but
I'm not gonna like yeah, honestly, I do it if
the customer service has been terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
I'll only do it so you're getting the extremes.

Speaker 7 (01:19:59):
It is.

Speaker 4 (01:20:00):
It is that thing though in the moment you get
the good service and then you just want to be done.

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
It's like when you come back from holiday.

Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
I never jump on trip Advisor and give like great reviews,
even if I loved it, because I'm like, the holiday
is done.

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
I can't be bothered.

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
Oh yeah, but if somebody helps that. Yeah, if some
tour thing or some hotel was gross, so you'd write
a review, then wouldn't you if it was.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
Fair all enough, you know, treveler beware for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
Yeah, one extreme or the other another podcast in the Bag,
the Plastic Bag.

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
Are they back?

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
No? No, still banda they never left? Come in with
the Lorn Boy Man.

Speaker 5 (01:20:38):
If you enjoyed that, okay, oh and if you enjoyed it,
give us a writing and review and be sure to
tell all of your friends.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
God, I need some sleep. Play z m's Fletchborn and
Hailey

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