Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - November 11th 2025

On today's episode of the Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Big Pod...

Googly Eyes on Artwork

Should Girl Tan Before Everest?

Top 6

Suzanne Paul Podcast

Vaughan Loves Inorganics

Texture Journal Travel Trend

Hayley's Photo Whoopsie

When Did You Get Temu-d?

Silly Little Poll - Do You Like PDA?

What Would The Title Of Your Ex's Song Be?

Fact Of The Day

Hayley's Dating CV

Claw Clip Warning

 

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
In Mount Gambia, South Australia, Gumbia. I never heard of it,
and it is a big blue sculpture called cast in Blue,
but it's known by locals lovingly as blue Blob.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
It's like a I thought it was an elephant or something. Yeah,
it's sort of like a it's cool. It's an ekidnap,
a kidnaper way a fat one big pop ballet. It's
an artistic a take on an a kidney spot and
it's like really blue and glossy. Yes, it's it's it's

(00:45):
it's cool. It's the kind it is, the kind of
thing standing a kid I wonder if it's some sort
of like legendary creature it's called.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
It costs around one hundred and thirty six thousand dollars Australia.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Here we go here. It's a mythical megafauna. Yes, it
embodies the spirit of the landscape and it's prehistoric marsupials,
ancient marsupial and eater vibes. The kind of thing boomers
would be up and arms about the rye rates.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
And but art makes people happy, so they put this together,
this you know, commissioner's artwork, put it up there. And
then a nineteen year old Australian woman called a merely
a vander Horst has now been charged for vandalism after
allegedly because she's actually pleaded, she's plaid, she's pleaded. She

(01:38):
hasn't entered a plea, she hasn't plodded, she hasn't plug.
But she's been charged with vandalism because what she did
is she took to her and stuck large googly eyes on.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Okay, now I want to see that. Is there a picture?
Wait a moment, Coller.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
You know I'm pro googly eyes eyes. We've got Google
eyes on the back of our computer and it made
us all happier immediately.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
We want to do because you can just go to
like look, I've seen them and look sharp. You want
themself adhesive.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
But these are big. There was a big sculpture. I
think they might be handy, you know, enough a couple
of sizes. So she was supposed she appeared via phone
in court, and well was.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
She too busy to go to court? So she just
jumped on and she's nineteen, she's tired, she's doing so
much of nothing.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
She was on the phone one count of property damage
and she has another court date in December, so it's ongoing.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
But is it You can just peel them off, like
what a waste of money? Appearing in court and everyone
mere Lynette got time to.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Burn the mere Lynette has condemned the act, saying it
was inappropriate disrespectful. There is CCTV footage of her doing it,
which honestly makes me laugh.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
So March and Lynette would have been a nerd at
school in this nineteen year I'd probably reminded her of
someone that like teaser once called it a poonette or
something like that.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Now I'm trying to figure out how these eyes have
been attached, because they're saying that it was not just
harmless fun. Repair costs are going to be quote significant
council plans to recover repair expenses from this nineteen year old.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
I see. I think they should start a petition to
keep them on. How How was it damaged? Well, she
maybe she used like a hard construction piece. I have
a photo of the damage. Oh did someone wait, it's
like blue tag you push on roll off. Oh she
screwed it up, souse. You got to think that it's

(03:45):
a smooth lacker. Yeah, it's going to be. That's going
to take the town's best panel beater with her spray
gun and some sand. Lovely listener, what we're seeing here
is where the eyes we're actually pro pro Poonette. Now
we're with Ponette. We our back nineteen year old menace.
If they hadn't taken the eyes off, they wouldn't have
damaged the sky. But I was so wondering if this

(04:05):
is installed in twenty twenty five. Yeah, I'm wondering if
this nineteen year old's exposed the cheap paint job.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Oh yeah, where they've removed she's obviously glued some of
the adhesive here where they've removed them, it's actually torn up.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
The Yeah, like can your flant when you're moving and
you take your off, Yeah, it takes the wallpaper of
the paint. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, Well that's ongoing. So she'll be back in court
in December.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Well, I think we should update you in December with
the outcome of the school cad Of course we will
follow this story. Well, never remember that, I'll make it.
I'll make it, make a note. I'll make a calendar,
so you'll make a calendar. Are you going to get
carwhen to do that? No, we'll do a Google News alert.
Great idea, great idea. Put in put in Mount Gumbier,
Mount Gumbia, Gambia. Yeah, sculpture niss from from the Dizzying

(04:57):
Heights of an art technically an art heist and Australia
a crime to the Dizzey and heights of Mount Everest.
And someone has asked a question before they mount, before
they mount Mount Everest, that makes me think they're definitely
going to die up there. Fledgeborn and Hailey, it's going
to want to run a quick poll in studio. Given

(05:18):
the opportunity, would you climb Everest? No? I don't have
the skills my years. If someone's paying, but I mean, yeah, wow,
you'd have to learn how to mountaineer. It's yeah, do that?
How long you have to you have to be gone
off work for a while. You we couldn't get it
done over our summer break. And that's not the period.
Don't you climb? When is the climbing period? I watched

(05:40):
that documentary of that guy that went up and down
fourteen times on Instagram. Now is amazing hobby though it
looks horrendous now the lines for the summer it's disgusting
and all that just rubbish and everything. It's going to
ruin that classic humans like we did for probably say
no just because of the experience enjoyable. Yeah, yeah, I
think so. So I'm going to say no.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Bosed on the fit that I've never climbed a mountain
ever and starting with him.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
I'd love to go to Nepool the food though in
the craft at the risk of anger in the government
of China. I'd love to go to a bit too.
Oh okay, wow he's neutral. Yeah, wow, get off the fence.
I love it. So a girl is going to go
to base Camp and Everest probably hell of an experience. Yeah,

(06:28):
I go there and be like perfect, a little bit
of the rubbish and all the people and all of
the turn around and go back. That'd be fine. She
has a question regarding tricking to base Camp of Everest.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Do you think you would be stupid if I get
spray tann to go to every space camp. I had
a spray tand for my half marathon a couple of
weeks ago, and I just felt like a different person.
I can't explain it, Like I think that the reason
that I got Pebe was because I had a spray
tannd nothing else. And I'm just like, do I get
spray tan to go to every space camp?

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Now? She's the side, she's summer's base camp. Okay, but
even still, no part of your face is if it visible?
It's so good, way too cold. You're getting the legs
and the arms out. I don't think I know.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
And it's funny that girls get spray tans for marathons
and you just you do feel better with a little bit.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Of a no you do or no, I just want
to set a smirch of the brown, not a smirch
from a brown, which will make you feel pretty bleach.
Both will make you feel quite nic Nothing makes you
feel better than a smirch from a brown with light
eyes before show crypt night.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
But I get I totally get it, like it's a
big monumental moment. She sounds like the kind of girl
who maybe would be taking quite a few selfies.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Is it a base camp? Would there be if the
weather's nice, would you be able to, like at least
take have a thermal your have a thermal photo and
your T shirt like you do on the top of
you know. I mean, I've just googled photos from ever
a space camp and everybody looks. It still looks even
when it's peak climbing season. Everybody's still jacketed right up. Yeah,

(08:03):
it's beanies, it's about of Clava's. It's gloves, So you
could just fake tan your face and that.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
If you wear about of clava, could you not just
heavily bronze around the eyes the.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Eye window waste of money. And then fingertips are for
when you're sort of picking up things that you're always
going to have gloves on. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
I actually believe there is an update on this that
she posted a part too, and it was that she's
opted against the spray tan but is instill going to
use a self gradual tanner a Bondceand okay, that's still.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
A little gradual tanner. I'm just going to actually pop
in the group chair for discussion. Off he which is
a beautiful series of photos I found taken from base camp.
Just a brown people as a brown people at base camp. No, no, no, no,
no no no, it's it's natural natural like landscapes and such.
Somebody did some hiking photos of a bloody mountain. I
just want to see. Yeah, I got really excited. Would

(09:00):
you sendaut attractive brown people would to base camp? This
is beautiful? Okay, although my freem winter base camp and
broke his leg and now well fell over it. It's
a nice friend breaks the leg and something like, how
you but got business class all the way home.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
I've been hearing a lot about this recently, people who
are getting injured overseas and then getting business guys on
the way home on their travel insurance.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Is this a heck? Is this a Shennon's hack?

Speaker 2 (09:30):
There we go, Shennon, I'm pitching here on your behalf
as I want to do. You go on holiday, you
have the time of your life.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
And then forty eight hours before we bought in, the
plane still finds out big flight of stairs. Snap a female?
Why are we snapping a female? Let's just take some
plaster of Paris mixer, and the last day in the hotel,
you're gonna need you'll need medical. It's the records. It's
the travel insurance that pay or not. You don't just
don't want to leave. If you just turn up to
the airport and home place.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Well, we will tequila up the wazo.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
If I get tequila up. There's no difference between business
and economy for me. No, no, no, no, no no, I
mean tequila. You up to break your lead. Two days later,
we're on a playmate and we in business class. Two
days with a broken the way home. You're not getting
in business class? Why are you getting in BUSINESSIRA, They'll
care for me. You snapped my female snap yours it

(10:30):
MS flinch Vaughn and Haley play Ms fletch one and Haley.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
We have an exciting new podcast coming out to day,
co hosted by none other Then I want to say,
Dame Susan Paul. No, I don't have to give you
the title, sus but you would if it was up
to me. Susan Paul and studio, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
You must you must have some letters behind your name.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
No, but I did win my first award last night, Yes,
the VAC Awards, and it was for services to the
Entertainment industry.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Still yeah, there's still time, still time.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Now you are co hosting forks sake, it's a new podcast,
you know, to share a meal with guests and basically
get to know them, check to them through the leans
of food memories. Yes, what is your what is one
of your core food memories? Like, do you have a
favorite meal that you've grown up eating?

Speaker 5 (11:33):
Yeah, pie with oxo on which my so cube. Yeah,
you know you do the oxo cube in the jug
and it's my favorite thing. I have it probably once
or twice a week still, and I get taken kidney
power or something. Mash it up and pour hot oxo
over it. I know it looks it looks like the
dog's Dinnerally.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
You're making more of a jelly meat. Yeah, you just
mash it all up. Yeah. The dogs is in like
a stock. You make it. You make one sort of
like cup of stock. Yeah, pull it over the pie.
It's like a beef suit. Yeah, beef soup.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
That's the extent of my cooking skills.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
You don't know, can't be doing with this. I don't
know why. I sort of imagined cook.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
Can't be asked love, I don't have a piece of
toast or chocolate. I know why am I doing the
food podcast Because Andrew asked me, and he cooks, you know,
and so sometimes he'll bring stuff in. I'll say what's that?
Love and Lisa, it's a layer of this, this and
the other. And I say, what are you like the larva?

(12:46):
You can buy them at the shop.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
I'm always Yeah, you're just crumbling oxo on top of
a pie.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yes, what's wrong with that? You're I was going to say,
what geese do you have? Oh?

Speaker 5 (12:57):
We had all sorts with politicians Tom Sainsbury's on the Yeah,
love Tom David.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
It's funny.

Speaker 6 (13:08):
Yeah, we laughed and laughed and laughed, laughing the poor people.

Speaker 5 (13:19):
No, I don't talk about you know, we don't talk
about politics.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
We never went down that talk about a politician. If
not politics, that's there.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
We talk about food, right, think of your crumbling telling
may be multified.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
That's interesting because I mean you've just able to be
shocked us with this pie oution.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Become a dame? Now will I fresh meal? I'm rescinding
my Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
It's just interesting to think about like people we see
in the public eye in the odd meals and all
the sort of core food memories, because I don't think
anyone would have anticipated it. With you, You're just.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Such a for us, you know, you you were the
image of glamor and beauty and you're so luminous. And
we've known this about you for years.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
We've shuttered the image of a night trash.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
We did Trash by Lady.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
We did manage to see you at the at this
event we were at recently, and I did reveal to
you that as a comedian myself, my first ever live
performance of what I would now call stand up was
a speech I did in year eleven which I did
win the Point and Cup four Speech Awards, and it
was about advertising and I did impersonations of ads and

(14:42):
what my my I started off with my Susan Paul
and I was eleven years old talking about natural glove.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
It is it thousands of luminous seeds? Yeah, luminous. I
was eleven and it was quite cre Yeah. Say so
can you catch phrases? Star? It's got to be up
there with the you're not in Guatemala anymore, doctor exactly.
But wait, there's more.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
If I had a dollar for every time I heard
somebody else say that on the more like that's my line,
just throw bundying it about there.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Telling you if it in a social setting where you're
telling a story. But wait, there is more, And you
can't think of a better way to frame it, So you.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Have to wait. I always say it.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
Everywhere I go people want me to say, but wait,
there's more than thousands of luminous fee.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Do You'd be in public in the supermarket and someone
will say can you say it?

Speaker 7 (15:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Well yeah, yeah, yeah, it's crazy and then they look
and then they look in your trolley and you've just
got a bunch of frozen pies and a bunch of Yeah,
what's going on here?

Speaker 7 (15:50):
Sos?

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Have you ever considered doing a stand up comedy? Did
do something otomogy? Yeah? I did it for a year
and did you love it? Yeah? It was really good,
of course. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:59):
I went along to the you know, the Upper Queen
Streets in the classic and I went on there and
then they said to me, oh, you should enter the competition.
That was so funny and you've just got to come
back every week once week for a month, the Comedy
Comedy Quest. So I went in that and I got
through to the final.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Haven't done You've done kind of everything?

Speaker 5 (16:21):
Yes, I've had a number one best selling book and
I'm writing another one now. I've been in two comedy
stage shows. A lot of people don't know about that,
and one Dancing with the Stars of course that and
now I've got a podcast.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
I'm doing it all love.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
I just say yes to everything.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
The podcast is out today.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Lots of great gears, folk Sagas were the wonderful Susane Paul,
So thank you so much, my cale you.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Sus I've just sort of adepted.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
Yes, you know my nickname that I did a wrap
with scribe there's another and I know you don't and
he gave me the nickname and that's an as. So
he goes like that, Yo, Susie P. Natural glow Ho.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
That's work. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 7 (17:22):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Thank you for joining us, Susie P. Natural glow Ho.
And the podcast is out now. Fork's sake, iHeartRadio or
review podcast. You can text Fork to two four four
two and we'll send you a link.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Play Zidims Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
I went for a walk last night in Auckland and
there was nice little piles of treats outside people's houses.
And he said to my friend, I said, is it
an organ X collection time? Because I find this a
great time to go for a walk around Auckland suburbs.
Do we speak about this on the little treats on
the podcast recently, when Shannon's apartment was having in organic

(18:03):
so they allocated a car park. Yeah yeah, and they
make a pile. But then I'm just good. I just
searched and organic collections on the Auckland Council website and
it says, no, it's July, so people just the house
and one person did it, so when that must be
they've just started. For those outside of Auckland, I'd never
experienced this until I'd moved here, but there is a
period of the year where yeah, the council will say

(18:25):
leave the ship on your front you driveway or your
morn and we'll come and collect it. It used to
be so much better because you didn't used to have
to book it. As long as that didn't spill onto
the footpath, you could just make a pile outside your house.
I remember when I lived on the shore, you'd see
people going around and trailers like rummaging through and like,

(18:45):
I'm just trying.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
To see if there was anything any more information about
why this particular suburb.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Yeah, I don't know, but there were piles everywhere. Yeah,
oh my god, there was a BMX. I was like,
I don't not need a b amex you don't w
always sees that had been outside knowing and you know,
you know that thing where your dad's always they put
your bike away. You can't be on a B mix
is too embarrass creepy. A yeah, it's weird. I didn't

(19:16):
get the B mix Okay, good, I actually didn't get anything.
I rummaged. I rummaged, and hey, the the time's not over.
I don't like I feel like there'll be more piles
next time.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
I like smaller pieces, which is not often inorganics. That's
why like your op shops, because they can be chucked
in the band if people don't want them. There was
these always sort of MDF desks, you know, shower of
rain when you put it on the side of the
road and it's just a big puffy things. Yeah, I
mean you get a blood of the abste There was

(19:48):
a picture of Jesus really okay, real studio.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
I was really like, someone's lost.

Speaker 8 (19:58):
What do you think?

Speaker 3 (19:59):
I was going to say, what what happened? Do you
think someone got second they were like, wow, you're not real.
Have you seen the news? Flint Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Play Fleshorn and Haley a travel trend that Shannon has
stumbled across she wants to share with us.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
You did say you guys will hate this. Okay, So
sometimes I think she just wants to rile us up.
I think it's a personal hobby of her life. Rage bait. Yeah,
what is this travel trend? Shnnon.

Speaker 7 (20:31):
So basically people are doing texture journals. Do you know
how journaling is such a big thing for a lot
of young people. They do it to keep their thoughts
together and.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Go on, like gen Z invented journaling. Actually, some of
us used to buy a journal every Christmas and promise
we were going to fill out every day and get
a week into January.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Do you know now that my parents have moved in
and brought all my childhood ship my diaries there, and man,
it's so good.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
I live. I found a couple and I burned them. No, sorry,
I was so embarrassing, horrible thing. Okay, okay, yeah, so good.
We love a journal.

Speaker 7 (21:07):
We love a journal, and the gin Zs have found
a new way to journal, and so texture journaling.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Is where it's at.

Speaker 7 (21:13):
Basically, this girl is in some form of Europe, I
would guess, like an Italy or a Rome, and she
is walking around with a little tub of Plato in
her pocket.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Don't worry about it, okay, just just or France. You know,
she was either in Auckland or New Zealand. Let it slide.
I was gonna let it slide. Have been Sydney, could
have been Australia. They need to shut these journals and
open a little book. Were all an atlas.

Speaker 7 (21:46):
She walks around with a little tub of Plato in
her pocket, and then she goes up to like a
really cooled wall, like a textured wall with like you know,
the Romans were, and it's like all scolloped and stuff.
Hey listen, you said you're gonna hear me out.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Well, let's not. She puts her plate on.

Speaker 7 (22:02):
The little scolloped wall and it makes a little imprint,
you know, like a stamp, and then she puts that
on an ink pad, and then ink pads onto her journal.
And at the end of the day, she's taking history
with her, you know. Take yeah, yeah, yeah, take on
the shoos, leave on the foots.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Yeah. It loses its texture though, no, no, no, no,
she does it and it works. I feel like I'm
defending it's given hack. If she pushed the plastic scene on,
slowly took it off, and then put like a wax
in it that would retain the texture. But really all
you're getting is the pattern I'm sending you the receipts
in the group. I've seen someone do this with a

(22:40):
T shirt and rome. You know, the manhole covers have
like s p q R on them and they're like
very like old great kil And then I've seen people
do that with a T shirt and they transfer it
on and they roll it. They roll the actual manhole
cover with like pain to it.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
It's better than taking your bloody chip off the taj
Mahal exactly.

Speaker 7 (23:04):
You know, this is a way to honor the history
and like have a physical reminder without doing any damage.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
You know, yesterday though, you know, my parents Europe every year,
and my mom was going through some travel documents and
I saw a little glad bag in her folder.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Of goods with flakes in it, and I was like,
like corn flakes. No, they were red, and I was like,
what's this And mom was like, oh God.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
We were in Uzs in France and I saw a
building and I loved the color of its. She just
took a small flake of the page she can take
it into a color match, and she was like, I just.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Loved the color, was like, oh it was flaking away anyway.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Imagine you're like in that house and you look down
in some tourists being away at your I mean, this
house would.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Have been hundreds of years old, but it was a
beautiful sort of marooney red. You just could have been lead.
It could be this thing's oh.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
But a borer.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
How did you get that through customs? Sneaky weekie, I
said to her, did you declare that?

Speaker 2 (24:19):
She said, listen, I've smuggled a reindeer hide from Norway
through customs.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
I'm not I'm not declaring that. Wow, Okay, I don't
think you needed a clear paint paint, do you no?
But if it's got wood on it, you would yeah, no, stone,
you wouldn't have It's all good, She's all good. Okay,
that's exactly what customs like. You're writing on the former

(24:43):
lovely Well, if you can be bothered in thirty five
forty degree heat getting a bag of plaster scene out
and rolling it on a building and carrying an ink
pad around Europe, good on you. If this was a heck,
which it's not, I'd give it a too. It's a
it's a one.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Okay, Sleitchforn and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Stop that stop that really gossip too much radio gossip,
glossop gossip, gossip. Okay, seventeen So yesterday used three yus three.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
We headed to the Jim Flitch and I to the Hey.
We constantly to join us at lamas.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
I'm finding stress, not sleeping and constant diarrheas keeping my
weight about where I need it.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah, was I'm finding sort of more like joy and
alcohol and my parents moving in.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Oh yeah, they feed something chronic. Yeah, it's got to stop.
Pansy made a world famous meat loaf. I need to
try it on Sunday and no sorry on yeah, on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
And then I was and I was like, that's going
to be it and she said, oh, well, I've made
a bread and butter pottering okay, whiskey caramel sauce.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
And vanilla ice cram. And I was like, pem, how
was your mum so slow? So lean? I don't know
why didn't they get those look big spre My mum's
always like oh sorry anyway.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Speaking of gaining wait listen, So I was at the gym. Yesterday,
and not why I was there. I was there for
my mental health mental health home, and I popped down
into the changing room to get on my gym gear
when I realized, instead of grabbing the sports brother I
thought i'd grabbed, I'd grabbed one that was like four
years old and about three cup sizes smaller. Oh okay,

(26:43):
but it was all I had, And so I was like, well,
I'll thumb the puppies in, you know, as best I
can nice and I sort of tried to like pancake
them out to the sides to sort of get them
all in. If you if you've got big boobs, you'll
know you can kind of flatten them into a sports bra.
And I thought I had them flat enough, but then

(27:04):
I was wearing one of those very light but quite
clingy sports shirts and you could see the shape of
my exploding breasts from the shirt. So when I went down,
when I was like leaving the changing room, I thought,
this is the kind of content that my best friend
Jess loves to see. I will always see each other
a funny like oh my god, look at this, or

(27:25):
look at this permel look at there.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
I was like, she's gonna love this.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
So I grab my phone and I lift up my
sports shirt and I go to the mirror and I
pull up the camera to take a photo of this,
And at that exact moment, the sweet angel walks past,
and like a shy, timid woman walks past, and I
clock her in the camera looking in the mirror at

(27:53):
me taking what she I assume is like a teddy
picky for a lad.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
You know what I mean. Okay, yeah, yeah yeah. And
I had to quickly like yanked down my top. And
then I was like I could have said something witty,
like sending it.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
I said nothing instead, So there is a woman out
there now who believes that I was like up in
the gym taking and also like a horrific picture, Like
if you can see just how small the sports bra
is to the to the breast, then you would know
that it was not a sexy picture for any you to.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Her to receive.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
It was just if you're listening, lady who walked past,
it was a funny photo for my best friends.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Okay, do you want to see it? No, okay, it's funny,
I said, it's funny. I'll show you the Jesus valade
honking out.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
They do not fit at all. That is the picture
that she was now thinking. Then I'm probably sending to
my boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
I thought it was gonna be a lot worse. Okay,
well thank you, yes same. I was bracing for worse.
I tell you what. It was. Time to size up
in the sports.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Bra play z m's fletchphon and Haley right.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
I was on ten as I want to do. Yeah,
very rarely do I buy anything off tender, but I'll
always have a scroll around, love it, and then.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
You scroll for days sometimes before you actually commit to
the junk.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
And then you're like a remote control tank that shoots
paintballs and you click on it and you're like, I
don't have three hundred dollars, but when I do, that
thing's getting purchased. But then Tima is like, and we
see you ling it on remote control tanks to shoot paintballs,
prow about a bigger one that you can know. Yeah,
so I'm going a lot of tank based and then
they get you with it. You've got to spend thirty

(29:43):
dollars or whatever to get the ship, and you can't
open the app without it spinning a wheel. And it's
annoying to have one of those things. But you spend
this much to get this much, It's insane. Anyway, I
was on there and it was a little short oh yeah,
to get free postage and stuff. Yeah, and then it
targeted advertised me fridge magnets, which I was like, I
love sticking stuff on the fridge. I'm constantly in that thing. Yeah,

(30:06):
hoping foods miraculously appeared. Yeah, like my parents house, it doesn't,
it doesn't. Yeah, my own fridge. You do that as
an adult, still open the fridge, going here, there's nothing
because you had to put it in there, and sucks.
So I was like, these fridge magnets look good. I

(30:26):
purchased fridge magnets which looked comically like things were stuck
into the fridge. I love that, like a Ninja Star
or something like a Ninja Star or something.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Okay, now sorry, can you just make that sound up
to the mic because I just heard the quality of
these things.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Just a moment of AMR now or something definitely looked
metal on the ad and look, figger, that's this sucks.
It gets worse. Once I looked on the Ninja Star,
it was like fridge magnets, huh an axe, you know,

(31:02):
I love ax the fridge making. It looks like someone
stuck stuck an axe into the ax. And I looked
at it and I was like, okay, And I compared
it to the handwriting on the note. Yeah, and I
was like, that's small. The axe looks big. The note
that it's holding looks decent sized. Yeah, oh okay, yeah,

(31:23):
it's tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny tiny like the ninja stuff.
I just stick to the microphone and that's a cool.
Oh that's pretty cool. And it just sounds bitter because
Ninja stars aren't meant to be massive. Axes are against worse.
It was like, axe, hey, what about a knife stabbed
into the fridge star looks like someone's just stabbing looks
so cool? Tiny what set of blood splin? Blood sucks?

(31:45):
And they're also made of like woody plaster. Yeah, so weird. Also,
that's not even going to hold it like a post
it sized note on the fridge, It wouldn't hold this
magnet has real estate agent just sent you a notepad
with their picture on it, and every's going to it
did hold a lot of ticket. Chest that held a

(32:05):
lot of ticket And then it was like having another
Ninja star. I was like you'll go another ninja star
and then he sucks so shit photo because they you know.
One of the other things I got actually rules. It's
a frog meditating and he holds when he's meditating, he
holds an incense stick because I burn incense. Now, is

(32:26):
it as cool as my crab ashtray? Holds your pizzas
up and then you put a cigarette on the top
for guests. So hospitable. Yeah, that was much smaller, smaller
so that the images on I can find you. You
definitely AI generated on a look back when they got

(32:49):
congratulations your team things arrived. I love when you see
someone that has been t mood and so hard that
they get the sizing so rough, small, piney, how's your
teamoth thing? It's smaller than I thought. It's actually I've
acccellently absolutely been ripped off by the way this axe
six dollars get out. That's fifty This is fifty c toms,

(33:16):
Oh ladies and gentlemen, I got teama, what I want
to know this morning? Have you been on eight hundred
dollars at m nine six nine six. You want to
know when you've made an on It doesn't have to
have been just from Timo, just an online order that
you compole. Are you completely messed up? Maybe because you
didn't read, you didn't look clan at the photos. Well,

(33:37):
maybe the photos were misleading themselves. I looked back at
the list. Thing no size mentioned. Yea, so it was
all on what you could deduct from. Yeah these are
matchbox size.

Speaker 6 (33:48):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
In the photo the axe is comparable to a weak planner,
like the family stinks that sticks their weak plane to
the fridge. Well, this week planner is for X. I
don't want to say they're so badly Yeah. Yeah, oh
you can't read that text out that's funny. Yes, text
are correct, Yes, yes you've read between two very dark lines.

(34:15):
Well ms fletch Vorn and Halle.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Playlet had.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
I forgot how much these costs worn. I'm disappointed in you.
I'm so disappointed in myself, but also like, yeah, okay,
just dumb. That was the tiny fridge magnets. You thought
they were a lot bigger playing fridge skys played. You're
in a personal recession. You're dropping money on funny. I

(34:45):
needed to get into the free postage and then got
carried away. I needed to buy new I forgot about this.
I don't think I mentioned it.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
I needed to buy new shampoo conditioner and body wash
containers for my shower, and Timmy does great ones, and
I bought them, and I just remember that it says
shampoo condition to body wash, but underneath it says, if
you reveal your secrets to the wind, you should not
blame the wind for revealing them to the trees, like
ridden on the bottle.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Oh, you get a little inspiration every telling you shampoo.
That's saying one.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
More time, if you reveal a secrets to the wind,
you should not blame the wind for telling the trees.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
I don't even really get it. It's just like having
bad Chinese translations. And when did you get t mode? Hi?
Hi morning Anna Hi.

Speaker 9 (35:33):
So I had to buy, as you do, a gold
sequined jacket for an Elton John outfit. Oh no, and
I saw perfect on it got the right side that
arrived and like size was perfect. Unfortunately there were no
gold sequence. It was all a print. What do you
mean it was material that looks like gold sequence light

(35:59):
players and everything.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
No, No, that's worse. So technically when you were like, hey,
I wanted a sequence jacket, They're like, you got what
you got because Okay, did the photo show sequence though,
or did you on closer inspection? Was it a print?

Speaker 9 (36:14):
Well you go back and new zoom and don't you
And then it was like oh yeah, and then.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Trust me, is the guy holding an axe the size? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (36:25):
The cool net ones as well. Yeah, don't be fooled.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Yeah, it's easy. Happens to the best of us. Thank you, Anna, Matt.
When did you get t mood?

Speaker 8 (36:35):
We got with a doc so we bought a puppy
and when we went to pick it up, it was
this cute little kind of like a coffee chocolately colored,
you know, with nice straight and was very friendly. And
two years later it's a fat minuture sheep.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Might be a little bit of user era. Then it
is that on Youah.

Speaker 8 (36:56):
The other thing was they told us she's a smart
little dog. No, looks this dog has just got enough
brain cells to keep himself alive.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a couple of them. Oh
dear okay man, yeah look yeah, no returns. Yeah, that's
the problem man, Thank you, it's a big of your
problem now. I purchased my six year old a cute
little Christmas set. It had a picture of Santa and
it said Santa's on it, and I was like, okay,
that's curte. It had some loopy writing and some decoration.

(37:24):
It wasn't util I received it and I could read
it properly. When she put it on it said Santa's
little hoe. That's a six year old there. Wow. Yeah,
let's still get a photo for the twenty first though.
Oh yeah it's there. Yeah. I bought a garden fork.
I was like, man, that's a great sign. Need a

(37:44):
garden for turning over the sod in my garden. I arrived.
It was the size of a normal fork. Explain why
I was so cheap? Perfect years.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
I mean that's the thing when you buy something that's
two dollars. Yeah, yeah, Now gardening takes all months just
turning it over to.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
It's a long day gardening. My old boss brought our
speaker from Ali Express. He thought, man, that's cheap. Got
the delivery tounette. He had purchased a photo of a speaker.
Oh that's so good.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Have you seen the people I've seen people doing, you know,
timu rugs and then it comes and it's like the
sounds of like a mouse pet, yes, like a Persian rug.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
My dad bought us a solo port charger, light and
bluetooth speaker to take camping. Looked like it was gonna
be the size of one of those huge ever Ready
Dolphin torches. Yeah, not much bigger than a dice. What
I mean? I want to see it because that just
sounds amazing. But yes, yeah, my husband brought a garden
gnome doing something inappropriate off TEAMU. It arrived, it was
the size of his index finger, not like for the garden.

(38:45):
Wow okay yeah yeah. Two camping side tables, two of
them for thirteen dollars. What I really got was two
side table wall decoration stickers. So it's just a stick
of that makes it look like these companies just like
show up, pump as many out as they can, and
then when people start complaining and get them down, they

(39:05):
just disappeared. Yeah yeah, okay. I know a guy who
thought he was getting a mountain bike for three dollars
from Wish. He received a drink bottle holder that was
for a mini pump bottle. Oh okay, so what they
The photo was of the bike, but they were selling
the yeah, the drink. Yeah. My daughter sent me a
link for a gift for my grandson. It was a

(39:25):
small bouncy castle. I ordered it. What we received was
two marbles. Okay, it's not even comparable, isn't it. N
I I needed a cheap fit that paid thirty dollars.
Got it a month later and it was just a
watch strap. But definitely all the photos.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Yeah, I'm going to say that's use it error again.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
You would have said somewhere in there, buy my husband
a be a calendar every Christmas. Last year it turned
up it was non alcoholic beer. A ruined Christmas. Oh yeah,
put a damn colaps will be bag for the beach.
Showed photo showed it full of buckets and spades, and
it turned up in real life could fit one tennis
ball like it was a drinks floating drink. Yeah maybe, yeah, Okay.

(40:13):
I bought an opening rotating lotus flower candle from a
daughter's birthday cake. You lit it and as it burnt down,
it opens up like a lotus. And it started opening
up and it exploded and blew the cake up and
we all got covered in cane. Okay, to be honest,
that sounds like a sounds like imagine, so what's gonna happen.
It's gonna burn out, it's going to open up. You
light it and then you just step back back back

(40:33):
boom cake everywhere, good fun. Okay, so many a team. Yeah,
everybody's been those photos.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Be aware play z ms, Fletchborn and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
It is so silly, silly, silly sto Today's silly little pole.
How do you feel about PDA? To be honest, one
of my least favorite glues. Fun to put all over
your hand. It's p BA. We're talking public displays of affection.

(41:14):
D to adjust your answer that you've given. Yeah, because
I love it, I love it, but not practical. This
comes to us from an article out of the UK.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Yeah, and apparently PDA on the Tube, you know, the
London Underground, particularly in the morning for your morning commute
to work on which that thing is jam packed, is
a real problem and a lot of people speaking up
about it on the twits and whatnot, being like, what's
with all these couples in the morning jealous kissing.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
It's kind of a gross place though the Tube. It's
not like it doesn't it's not clean. Yeah, well it's
pretty mean crackheads, isn't its kiss them? Okay? Yeah, okay, well,
what concentrates PDA in your mind? Holding hands is a
public display of affection?

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Nah me, it's kissing, it's yeaching and like canoodle, noodling,
yel lessing, touching, yep, hands all over each other yeap,
But holding hands not PDA and European kind of it's
getting up there because some people won't even do that,
will they. I love holding hands sometimes when shedding and
I our urines sink will hold hands to the toilet,

(42:32):
chriss's good.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Fun lesbians and then together and then they broke up
on the way back from the toilet. Some feedback on it,
Sophie says, to a degree, hand holding is okay, as
well as quick kisses. Yeah, but it's these people that
are like, fully, have you seen people at the gym
doing it PDAs? How do they do it between their sets?

(42:56):
And it's like we work out together, yu, Jody said,
I love love, so I say go for it. But
that might be also in a PERV speaking Oh okay, okay, Jody, okay, Jody.
That's interesting, Rachel said, depends if it's happening to me
or in front of me, So I think too, she's
into in front, not right and if it's the other

(43:17):
way around, that's interesting that I shall award today's cafe
vouching your way. Okay, I've got some more. Jordy said,
It's okay when I do it, but I will vomit
on my mouth if I see anybody else doing it.
What's good for the goose, is nay good for the gander? Yeah,
a little bit is okay about Courtney Kudashian levels of feral.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Yeah, her and Travis they still quite full on there
because yeah, yeah, they're practically inside each other all the time, goodness.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Mat in front of their family. Courtney said, I'm a
touch person, so I'm all for a kiss and a
hug and handholding, et cetera. Like I'm not tongue and
in public though, I mean, we've definitely done the deed
in public, but the idea is not to be sent.
Oh Courtney, Oh Courtney on a public area, Courtney Live said,
used to hate it, but now I can't stop myself.
She's in love, She's in love, She's in love. Yuck.

(44:10):
Is she not aware that lover is dead and it's
been resurrected?

Speaker 10 (44:13):
Like our Lord Jesus has ullulla lula long distance relationship here,
So I'll take every opportunity for a smirch when I
can get my hands on one.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
That's from Sonya can't stand it, said Ash. Can't say
I love you when you're eating. A phone call with
my husband always just end up saying yep me tooh
what if he he dies? I love you, fletch, I
also love you. That's so nice. Guys, thank you. He

(44:47):
couldn't even see me too, Straight, said are straight? Sam
said straight? We heard from the street. Sam said straight.
PDA can get out of here. But if I see
two gaze holding hands, it's the lucial blue. Good for
her name? Oh yeah, good for her Yeah. So there
were going Today's so little poll. We said, what do

(45:08):
you think about PDA? Twenty eight percent. I don't think
I even see the percentages at the start. No, I
do apologize. What a miss?

Speaker 7 (45:15):
What a miss?

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Miss? A man broadcast how you? Seventy two percent said
oh not for me? Twenty eight percent said love that.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Clay Zitims Flitch Vorden.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Katie Pierry has released new music, in the latest one
talking about her.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Ex Orlando Bloom Is this.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Sa cand aids Yes, I'm gonna do all this, put
a bandaid on all this.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
The crux of it. He's busy, busy, never turned up,
said he was going to do more, didn't do enough.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
She kept trying. Okay, he did nothing. Time to leave basically,
but one.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Song got off lightly. Who if you David Harber and
you cheated on Lillly Ellen, You've got a whole album.
You've got a whole album with great, great detail of
the affairs that you had, particularly with a woman named Madelene.
So I was thinking Halloween as Madeline Yea, so good.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
So, I mean this is a common thing for artists, right,
they go through a breakup, we get an album out
of it.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Taylor stuff does it, Adele has done it. I mean
many many people.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
I want to know, if you had to write a
song about your ex, what would the name of the
song beb I feel free to include any lyrics.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Okay, Obviously we've got to be able to read these
out on the radio, so you know, get indured badly.
Maybe find a way to word it. Yeah, so it's readable,
that's right. Okay, So here are some texts we received already. Okay,
cold fish, gas lighting, garbage Man, drunken gambles, in a

(47:00):
f MC, which has an acronym for the ends narcissistic
abuse of if you can work out manchild is the
end one the song about my ex. Somebody message that
it would have been cheaper to keeper. That's a nice
little rhyme there, cheaper to keep that. Um, it'd be
called he couldn't stay out of jail. Now that's got

(47:22):
a country that's got a country song written all over it.
The song I would write would be called angry Little
ginger Man. I like that. I like that. Someone else
said old and fungal old. The song would be called
brothel Baby. Background dated for a few months, and we
to go and pick him up from work one day
and realized there was on the front desk of his

(47:43):
mother's brothel. Okay, what like reception? Yeah, that's okay, that's okay.
It's a job. That's a job. I do like the
idea of the name of the song and then some backstory,
because then we get a bit of juice. I mean,
some of these you can work out by yourself. Yeah,
a vile narcissist, someone said, which was also a rock
quest band name. God, Yeah, did you read it'sy bitsy?

Speaker 2 (48:05):
It'sy bitsy teeny weenie, below average heighted meenie.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
That's that's that's brilliant, that's brilliant. Does your girlfriend know
what you did in your break? Mine? Straight ex? That's
that's some friend of ours? Actually really mine? Say? Hannah said,
min would be called block and I imagine it in
a Sabrina Carpenter style. Oh yeah, I love fall silly fun.

(48:31):
Feel free to add the year, the style, or the
artists that you think would sing this. So given a
heavy metal Oh okay, last, there's no shortage. We'll be
back more with me, Yes, if you want to add more,
If you'd like to add your song name nine six
nine six. If you wrote a song about your ex,
what would the song we play?

Speaker 7 (48:51):
Ms?

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Fleashborn and Haley play z M.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
A lot of songs coming in so Lily Allen's written
the whole album about your break up with David Harbor.
Katie Peerry has released a new song about her breakup
with Orlando Blue. I want to know, We want to
know if you were to write a song about your ex,
great choice, what would the song title be?

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (49:15):
This is so good. Some of them come with no
explanation that need more explanation like this, like the person
who said my song about my ex would be making
me sit on the bathroom floor while you do your plops.
Oh wow, sort of want to watch a sort of
a fun jaunted sound stage five clingers another song? Yeah,

(49:36):
meth cooked man baby, that's interesting. Lots of mommies boys. Yeah,
someone said on behalf of my sister, I'd like to
nominate STD Stephen Stephen Denise, good morning. What would the
song title for your X be? Nice? Nice guy? Nice guy?

(49:58):
Not nothing bad out him? No, lovely guy. I just
don't write for me. Oh yeah we could, we could
for a reason. Okay, well maybe we could go nice
guy and then in brackets not for me, not right
for me? Nice guy brackets but not for me. He
was a nice guy, but he was not. He did everything.

(50:24):
I just give it. Curse, curse. Then what would your
sig song title for your XB?

Speaker 9 (50:31):
It's the shoe fits well like that, that's a hit.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Okay, Haley's idiom why why what does that mean? Context place?

Speaker 9 (50:41):
It means that she had the emotional intelligence of the shoe.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Oh wow, I did not as searing as it was. Yeah,
don't they I accuse your intelligence he accuse your emotional intelligence, Yeah.

Speaker 9 (50:59):
Couldn't don't handle emotional conversations.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Emotional avoided, yes, avoiding style attachment therapy. Yeah, someone's learning. Hey,
your worst nightmare is have you seen the meme? Your
worst nightmare is the person you're arguing with has just
learned some therapy terms. Kirsten, thank you so many messages. Espresso,

(51:25):
martini drinking no hoper. Okay, excuse me? That felt like
that felt Why do you need to? Would be the song.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
Like that?

Speaker 3 (51:38):
What do you need to? Sassy? My song about my
ex would be I don't blame you. I was a douchebag. Wow, Okay,
a little bit of self reflection there, beautiful? Is that
another theory? Cheating the Gang Bang edition? That was what
they said would be the song Starfish Oh okay, and
then just full stop. I was taller than you anyway,

(51:58):
so okay? Oh corrupt cop? Oh okay. My song I
told her about my ex would be like, I can't
believe I didn't know you were gay? Oh okay? Yeah,
twenty for a one ky, Yes, the Tramp and the Hound,

(52:23):
gold Digger already a commitment five years Yes, selfish dick
to the tune of snoopies Christmas Christmas, how would that
work Christmas? To your fish dick or selfish dick read
through the land solely caring about himself and now the man. Yeah,

(52:52):
that was perfect, that was nailed at. Yeah, I need
to ask my mom first. Oh God, a lot of
mummy mummy boy theme songs. Yeah, I slipped and fell
into her would be one of the songs. That's that's
a country style song. And then brunic carp and a
style secret sexting Baddie the song. There's two songs about

(53:13):
the x Okay albums called Narcissist, with songs such as Narcissist,
that gas lighting, loser path called liar, cheating, peg thief, flaming,
pile of garbage, worse mistake, No, no, no, that sounds
like a panic at the disco song album. Yeah lawn
mower man likes to mow lots of ladies lawns. Turned

(53:35):
out the grass wasn't greener. Oh okay, micropen, I'm going
to need that one explained. I don't get it. No,
I need that blumpy, blumpy, blumpy six foot five but
a four inch disappointment. Seven. But if you're six and
five and carry on dumpster fire at the which is

(54:00):
also on fire. Now that's a panic at the disco
song and the dot that's ls on fire. I didn't
only leave you because I'm gay would be the song
Dad of the Year would be. But that sounds like
it might be said. That sounds like a nice We've
got somecasm happening there. Yeah, you've got to be kidding me.

(54:22):
That's love. That's a song not in the style of
the insurance Sapphire the trains, computers and autistic hyper focus.
Hard to compete with trains when you're dating someone with
some trains. This weekend, Yeah, I know you. Vone was like,

(54:43):
do you guys want to come to a steam train
this weekend? We're like, no, absolutely not, Yeah, you want
to conquer steam. I hope you're going to be hid
camera like that guy, which is he's so I saw him.
There was a video recently her meeting another guy with
a train, like, thank you sip. That guy had what's

(55:06):
the asps? What a meeting of two amazing personalities loving trains,
but one guy just couldn't They couldn't read each other.
It was beautiful. It was beautiful.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
So my message and now tell me more about the
steam train. You might have found yourself a date because
which and I can't make it?

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Yeah, he loves that. Fact of the Day is next
a theme. That's last markets Landmark Week? Can we talked
about the time.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Plays it ms Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
It's time for Fact of the Day? Day day day day?
Did do dud dude do today? Where's Landmark Week? At

(55:58):
Fact of the Day? Okay? And later we look at
Lady Liberty, the Statue of Liberty regain. It originally designed
to sit at the opening of the Suez Canal. Now
I think that would have been cool, although it would
have been way cooler if the middle of the sewers canal.
That thing from Lord of the Rings, the two things
from Lord of the Rings. Guys, no anything, you know,
I've only seen the Yeah right, yeah, that's good stuff.

(56:21):
So today we're looking at the taj Mahal. Why do
we mention the taj Mahal before.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
On the show, because it's we were talking about taking
impressions of things from around the world rather than taking
little chunks of that's right.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
And when I went to the taj Mahow many years ago.
The it's a real problem.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
People chip off bits of the white marble to be like,
here's a piece of the taj Mahal.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Mahal left for the rest of us. No, it's literally
a tomb.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Well, of course, is it impressive, one of the most
impressive things I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
I couldn't believe it. You'd want that app that edits
ow other people at your photos? It got it always
looks isn't it busy? The neighborhood around it rough agra. Yeah, yeah,
it's not like because often it's edited out. You didn't
see it in that famous photo of Princess Diana. You
literally if you when you go, god, that's a lovely photo.
It is a lovely phot rip and cheers is to

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lady die, to Lady die. Yeah, it is with the
surrounding areas around it. But then they keep that real
nice Well, let me tell you the taj Mahal a
little bit of background before I hit you with today's
fact about the taj Mahala was built by the Emperor
Shah Jahn for a memory of his favorite wife, So
that implies more than a few more. Not the annoying one,

(57:37):
the yeppy one. She doesn't get a shrine with the
happy one. Mom Tars died in sixteen thirty one giving
birth to their fourteenth child. How did your pa? Yeah,
I mean, must I just point out sure, sixteen thirty one.
Amazing that a woman could get through that many births
before dying in childbirth. Construction began in sixteen thirty two,
took twenty two years, involving over two hundred over twenty

(58:00):
thousand artisans of different crafts, and one thousand animals hauling materials.
Bit a bunch of them died. Yeah, it was before
Peter was out there protesting. You know, you just using
elephants here Willy Nelly, So we brought her. He built
her this the taj Mahal. Now, the minarets around the side.

(58:21):
You can see the pictures of those flet so that
the towers. Yes, for the layman's terms, of course, not
everybody chucks around him. Innarets, he says, not knowing if
that's even the correct way to pronounce it. Those tilt
slightly outwards. They lean outwards from the taj Mahal at
about a one and a half to a two degree angle. Why,
you might ask, well, even back then, the people designing

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it and building it. Knew that if there was an earthquake,
as in his northern plains are prone to due to
their proximity to the Himalayas, they would fall away from
the central term.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
So if they fell inwards, okay, found the photo of
me at the taj from twenty eleven.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
These things, yeah, so they would fall a wild out
the episode scarf it's from India, it's from India. Trying
to look like the prescos lady.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
I will say, I went to India and I thought
it was going to be hot because it was India,
and I went and winter it was freezing when northern
India literally it was January. Yeah, it was freezing cold. Yeah,
there's me at the targe.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
So they're designed to fall outwards rather than inwards, because
if they fell inwards, as you could see from we
get that photo up. Get that up on our socials. Sure,
and you can look at my scarf as beautiful Indian.
Please reply what's up with the scarf? If you said
theadow on our socials because I don't think it's from
India is enough of an explanation personally, But outwards rather
than falling in and smashing the tomb of his beloved wife.

(59:53):
Make you work for a defunct deer line. Oh the
way I've Yeah, I was very cold. Yeah, just reiterate.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
I was wearing sort of a chiffon single and I
really anticipated quite a freezing cold.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
So it's also there's an illusion that they're perfectly straight.
There's absolutely actually many optical illusions built into the tar
and also the marble that glows so white that you
reference it's it was quirry to one specific place in India.
It was transported down, as we mentioned, dragged by elephants.

(01:00:28):
Obviously porous marble, and it absorbs pollutants. So every now
and then they have to give the taj a chemical peel,
like a facial like all the pollution out. Yeah. Yeah,
they actually send members of the case of clinic come
over to do this signature a peal. So in the
nineteen seventies air pollution, and remember when acid rain was

(01:00:50):
talked about. Maybe it might be too young, but in
the eighties there was a real fear. Everyone thought they'd
just be walking on from school it would start runing,
they'd forgotten their umbrella and the flesh would melt off
their bones. Yeah. Never happened though. It was just a
slightly ascetic grain, but it would affect these sorts of
building material. It's so beautiful. Is this some wonder of
the world. Yes, yeah, yeah. So they use a natural

(01:01:14):
clay used in beauty facial so literally it gets a facial.
They spread across the marble and leave it to dry
for twenty four to forty eight hours. As it dries,
it resorts oil, dirt and pollutants from the marble surface
and then they wash it off with distilled water in
the marbles brighton plant Yep, it is one of the
man made wonders. Seven see that there are seven of them.
Any New Zealand ones in there? That's sky Tower. Didn't
we have the pink and white terraces? But then they

(01:01:36):
got that would have been on the number. So I
don't want. I don't know if I'm going to ruin
your list this week, and maybe I'll give you some inspiration.
The Great Wall of China, not the Colisseum Chichenisa, which
is in like near Cancun. Oh. Is that the pyramid?
The pyramid? Yeah? Pyramid? Yeah? Much peach to the taj

(01:01:56):
Mahal and Chrysi Redeemer and rear Chryser Redeemer will be
hearing from around the waits picture and Jordan and Jordan
the carved and Indiana Jones on the side. That's amazing.
Have you been, Fletch, I haven't been. I've seen photos. No, No,
I'd love to go.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
A friend of mine went in COVID because he was
living in Dubai and no one was there, nothing, no
one in there.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
For a moment, I thought it meant picture baggers and
I was like, huge fan legends, a natural London And
I guess a man did play part in her making. Yes, true,
both a man and a woman. Are you going to
do Christ the Redeemer that? Because that's incredible. I've never been. Yeah,
i'd love to have You ever heard the method of
the Black taj Mahal, Yes, because the white taj Mahal's white, white,

(01:02:42):
white rumors of the black taj Mahal built like nearby,
sort of opposite on the opposite bank of the moon.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
The pad or not the pad, not that they got,
you know, a conquering company. But when you look from
the other side of the taj Maha, you see its sight.
But it was supposed to be No, no, no, never,
it never existed, It never happened. There's another site for
like an identical. They were just building a building west Fields.
I just polluted discolored white marble fragments. Yeah, and the

(01:03:09):
black it was actually a natural stone reflection in the
river water. So no black taj mahalbor.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
Today's fact of the day about the landmark week is
that the taj Mahal towers lean slightly outwards and they
have to give it a facial Fact of the day
day day day day.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Do plays its Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Today we were sharing the little tests that you can
do on dates or when you're seeing someone to see
if you want to keep seeing them, if they're a
good person. One person text in that they would submit
a dating CV.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
Didn't know this was a thing. I looked further into
it last night. It is the thing people do.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
People literally, there's like online templates for dating cvs and
they're amazing looking, but you know, just as you would
like a work CV.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
So it's and you would send this to someone, Oh yeah, okay,
that kind of looks nice. See your resume to someone's
got a graph immediately drawn to the info graphic. Yeah,
like a what is that infographic for? Just so you
pointing at your perfect relationship? Okay, points in the point
a relationship. Okay, Well, I'm actually googled how to conduct

(01:04:25):
a job interview, so if you want to submit your CV, will.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Okay, Well, I'm going to submit my Danny CV because
I found a template that I could learn and I've done.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Okay, dating resume template. I'll show you the photo I'll
attach to the end of this so you can get
the full pitch, because there are they're like a job
CV photo. Because we don't want a mangah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
I can tell you all about my great qualities. We've
got a mangan face. It's gonna be hard.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Some people ask people to fill out like a questionnaire
for a well done for me dating resume template.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
So I would just put the Hailey sprow and the
first prompt was what makes you a great catch? I said,
have got a house, a job, been a great set
of tatars? I mean that's just that's my opening line.
Tck tic teck, light email location, I put global.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
I'm open. I think you should have to put how
much of the house you actually own?

Speaker 8 (01:05:10):
Though?

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
Doy yeah, slice, yeah, like slither, how much you know, like,
am I getting myself into it? I co own it
with my partner? Average? Yeah, okay about me.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
It asked me to insert three of my top qualities,
and I've heard all sentence about it. So quality number
one positive disposition, I said, I'm a ray of sunlight
in this miserable world, and you'll have the honor of
basking in my globe. Quality two, extremely funny. Imagine how
fun it is to be in the presence of a
professional comedian.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Twenty four to seven dar I modest, quality, easy on
the eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
I'm a europe for but a key we seven point two.
Those are the three qualities I've chosen to Prora.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
Oh yeah, how hot. You've just reminded me how hot
people are in Europe a moment far out. What are
you in South America? Too? Yeah? Even I used to
have a great but dont but it's gone out far
so I know it would have been up Europe for

(01:06:18):
a South American. Two Yeah, okay, looking for one. Yeah,
it's just such a b I mean when you're there
with the turtles. Yeah, the turtles, tortoise, tortoise, pa tortoises. Yeah. Okay.
The next category I asked for was looking for. Is
this is great? I need them to know what I'm
actually looking for.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
General description I put all genders late twenties to late sixties,
depending on income, outgoing, but not so not more so
than me. Yeah, ideally look like you haven't showered recently,
but in reality you shower every day. Right of what
I'm looking right, Okay, and it's the position there pinpoint
two qualities that are a must for me.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Quality one. I chose patients. I can be a lot,
so you have to know how to weather a storm.
Right In quality too, I see generous in all aspects
of the worst. Wait, so there's a weather storm. He
can be late sixties depending on it, and come he
needs to look like he's unshed but washed. You're describing
a shanty captain. Yeahs the one that sings the SpongeBob
song right at the start. Are you ready kids? Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
It asked me to do some activities to do together pictures.
It asked for an activity I see drinking wine. This
activity is non negotiable, a passion I'd like to share. Marching,
middle and musical theater. Those are a master experiences we
can have together. Caring for me overseas while I have
barley belly. Someime you look forward to and things to
learn I can teach you for release on the piano.
I think I've got a nice little cross section of

(01:07:41):
interest there. Yeah, lovely deal breakers. What is a complete
no no in a relationship for you? I said, non criminal?

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
That is my only unknown criminal. Hot. You saw the
pictures of the two guys that did the Louver highest
in Paris and you said you would both of them.
They're not criminally. I can fix them different high six
years way six and asked for me to pitch three

(01:08:07):
perfect dates. Okay, one mess d like going out on
a d labor weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
The perfect date, I said, wine in a bean beer,
you rubbing my feet. Option two I said expensive dinner
with oysters while you rub and Date three I said
shaggath on a particular emphasis on the feet, right, Okay,
and then it's recent or something. No, it's like my
feet being touched. References us for three of them, So
I said, my good cook reference. I've put the details

(01:08:34):
in for Melbourne boy who ate my slow cooked beef?
And that's not beg your funny funny, my funny reference.
I put Sprowli and my fan page. She vouches for
me all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
She makes great, doesn't she? And good and be it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
I've edited the details of the guy from my compliment
of the year that we can't say on air, but
it's like, truly, she refers.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
To Ginger listener. If youve that compliment, you'd be chuffed. Yeah,
she's ciainly making up for the fact she's a europe
for And I will say the phono included actually puts
a europe.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
So probably from this time where we had a fake
tan of fake ponytailers. Twenty cages later and I'm standing
next to a famous person standwork, gluttering high heels and
it truly fasted for about a week before that that photo.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
Yep, And that's a good good CV. Yeah, don't even
need to conduct the job in the V You've got it,
Have I got it? We'll see you for dinner and oysters.
Well you rub my feet. Fletchborn and a trichologist. A
trichologist which is someone that specializes in the study of

(01:09:44):
hero and sculp disorders. Yes, and a lot of hear
loss and hear loss. Yea. They have warned that a
lot of this a lot of cases where females using
claw clips giving themselves hear loss and and noticeable board patches. Yeah,
those kind of warning has kind of gone viral because

(01:10:05):
so many people are using claw clock.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Because you pull it back and you twist it and
you clip it and it pulls out. Basically, it's the
same as.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
Girls. You'll know this as well.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
And I try if you see I'm trying to keep
mine loose here because I often just ran my hair
in a barn. But it's like tension alopecia.

Speaker 7 (01:10:25):
Yeah, it's a huge issue because like I love a
no heat curl overnight, Like I love sleeping with my
hair and a curler, and every time I'm like, it
looks best if you pull really tight, but then I
just know for eight hours my hair is being And
girls get such bad tension alopecia.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
I had a ball spot once and I had a
ponytail extension in and then it's left a hole on
the top of my head.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
I cried, And aren't these bad as well? For driving? Yes, yeah,
there's a whole thing.

Speaker 7 (01:10:51):
Claw clips cause massive accidents when if a car comes
in the back of you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
What's it called rear indicator reinjure render you what if
they were they? If they were, they drive leave me alone.
You get hit by the bat which is ending. Yeah,
it can go into your skull and you die still laughing.

Speaker 7 (01:11:18):
It's not no, no, no, But lots of nurses and
posted photos of it like it's it misses with the
back of you. Hear lots of blood, lots of damage
to the skull.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
I die though.

Speaker 7 (01:11:29):
I use a flat lay one so because I'm scared
of it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Not that I can drive, but which is in my car? Okay?
Well yeah, well apparently you shouldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
You know what, you just shouldn't soft scrunchynyrunchy.

Speaker 7 (01:11:45):
I don't look good with the ponytail, but I look
good with my hair spurting out the top because of
a clip.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
So I will just take the continue to clip.

Speaker 7 (01:11:52):
That sounds like a hashtag hashtag continue to clip five?

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
Still did you tell me? Yeah? That was my ton tums.
There was my ton tum tums. Hey, guys, I reckon
it was the most fun of you the head on
a show. Ah, not not for me.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Bo.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
I don't know where even nowhere even closed. You haven't
been here long, have you?

Speaker 7 (01:12:14):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
I haven't no, you were listening and you had fun.
Won't you give us a little review in a rating

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Play Zim's Fletchborne and Hailey