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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network. It's Fleetball and Haley's a
little bit of pod.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Welcome to a little bit of pond.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Now, I got two I got two dogs. Two dogs.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I call them large dogs. That medium dogs. Yeah, great
danes are extra large. Dogs come in five sizes No, medium, yeah, large, medium, small,
and extra small.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah you're trying to Yeah, So I take I take
them for a walk.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I put their harness on them and I take them
for a walk because they pull and I and I
pulled back, pull, and people are like, oh, they don't
like that, and I'm like, pull on me.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah. So I was taken them for a walk the
other day.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
And I've got a lovely little flat street by me
that I go up and up on and each there
and back's a kilometers.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
So it's kind of like.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
What flits streets because at the ind of your streets
more of a hell that goes up there other way. Well,
so you know, you come down past my place, I'm
there on the left on the lift up that hell
and the tune wright's the beautiful little lane. Actually it's
nice because I often don't go continue on the road,
you sure, because you want to stop at yours and
(01:14):
I'd probably do at.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
All that walking makes up for your morning muffin and
cappuccino does.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh it burns too if I use equal and my
that's sweet zero kele.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
But it tastes just like sugar because me brain lesions
and the doctor has said I need to pull back
on that can's a adult calorie fray.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
So I'm walking the dogs up and down, up and down,
up and down. I turn around and take them back.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
And there's some other dogs that we walk past, and
they always bark, and I'm like, come on the side
of the road, and like if this Ritchie.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, my golden tree.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Named after Richie McCall, captain legend.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
You're not by me? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I don't want to go on about what a hero
I am to the animals, but I good Richard, didn't you?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Ye? Like I risked my cat from that breed.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
That's not the same now that's buying. You bought your cat.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
It was a release feed warning.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Look, it's hostage NEGOTIATIONI I negotiated.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I negotiate with cat terrorists, cat breed of terrorists.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Absolutely alert.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
It didn't really work as well as loud a pursis
no in the heads and it was out loud.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I don't want to say the other one per Mass.
I didn't want to say that one.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Organizations.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Sorry, none of them were really that great. Yeah, and
like this Richie has ausis instead of what nazis.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Okay, none of these are working, are they? I mean
some of them are rolling off the sit.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Down brainstorm with a whiteboard. I think, what about Melo?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I was thinking of a whole pot.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, pot, And I like that one.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
That's good. Yeah, yeah, okay, look it's brainstorm that a
bit more anyway.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I mean that doesn't pot.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, I mean it's just the I risk you a cat,
let's move on.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Okay, So he didn't within a second like that, rich
He's got a mouthful of rotting dead roadkill rabbit.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Dogs, they just eat the man.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Then, including their own like stuff. You know, if he
eats it, there's going to be a violent ship later.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, well that's your proper.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
So I immediately grab his mouth and I hold it
shut because if he can't go, then he can't get
it in.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
And it was so like even thinking back on it,
and I apologize that people are listening while they're eating
interesting some sort of food funk. It was so.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I had to push him to the ground and then
stand on it with my and trying to pry to.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
And dog's jaws just don't open.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
No, that's but you've got to put a finger in
the Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
But I'm like, what's going to be grosser sticking my
finger up is asked to get him to release, or
just pulling this thing.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Look at me like that.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
If a dog bites and latches on, this is the
way to get out of it.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You have a finger in the box if it attacks you.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
There is no way that's true.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
And that's just that.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
That's just a room across the board.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
If you're bitten by a person on the street, if
you stick a finger, they will release. Or if this
dog absolutely violent you just the least you can wrap
it apart like a wishbone.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, and that will absolutely stop the dog.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Because it was the only thing I didn't tell you, guys,
I hit the dog. What did I not tell you?
A dog?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
You were in You were in plus points for rescuing
a dog. Now your mind down, so, oh my god,
my kids are in the car. I was just fucking
chaos from stuff. This will we trauma because you remember
when I was in the car when I was a
small child, beer hit the dark.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
She's like, I can't swim, and it just ran over a.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Whole row of I do say it's safer to just
it is it is, it is, it is. I'll quickly
wrap up the roadkill story. I had to pull it
out of his mouth of my hand, and it just
feled that in my head. It was slow cup ashphalt
and thirty.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Heat because but a barbecue saw, so pull apart a
little bit of just smell of it. Anyway, I had
to wash my hands, you know when you just just
wash your hands for twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Because that's just life now, So that when the toilet
paper messes and you're just like god to at least
to guilty.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah, you're guilty. I'm a filter, I know you like.
And then you're like, spot happens to everybody.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Damn this cafe toilet paper something one plan.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Got me again? O God, it happened to But it
happened to everybody. This is normal. It's just a normal
part of being an audull.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
And then you scrape it so the soap gets bloged
on your fingernails and get that.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
But like a dog I can smell it. I can.
I'm sure that's red. That was a finger.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
It was on I reckon that heads for everyone, everybody,
every single person, and.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Later hours, oh my god, it is.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Have I smell like ship this whole day. No one
else can smell it. No one knows that. You're just
so guilty. Ship. How did you hear the dog? Okay,
so this is the other story.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I'm driving on the road and there's this dog running
down the side of the road and I'm watching it
and I'm like, it's running on the footpath.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I can't see anybody around, and I'm watching it. I'm
watching and watching.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
It goes behind a bin, Yeah, ninety degrees straight onto
the road, swerve and slam on the brakes.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Donk.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
You hear the dunk and the front rolls and the
girls are like immediately burst into tears.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Everybody's losing their mind.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
The dog rolls on the road and then gets up,
looks at me, and boosts it off the road.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
So it's not dead, but.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Like scared, and it was kind of limping, and I
was like fuck because I was not having a good day.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, And so I parked on the side of the road.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
That's real, sonny boy, he's a sunny boy.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
But just check my calendar because twenty twenty five, I
think we all vouched was the year we were going
to thrive.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Haha.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I put it in to survive that mark, yeah, right,
built up, crank right down into high survive. So I
get out of the calm like fuck and Indy, my
oldest word, comes with me and we're like right trying
to find the dog and this lady's running up the road.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I was like, was that your dog?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
And she said no, but I just saw it run
past and it's been running all over the road for like.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
The last is I'm just like ash ship.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
And then this person comes out and I was like
is this your dog when I described it and they
were like yes, And I was like, I'm so sorry
I hit your dog when it bolted outcross the road
and they're like that's fine, like, oh, that's good. Was like,
that's fine, it's not your fare. And then they said, well,
we don't really have a fence.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I was just like and I wanted to at that.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Time be like I've got kids crying on the car
because you don't have a fucking fence.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I've done.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, also like you could cause them a serious accident
because someone could have completely swerved into another.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Car, cars parked on the side of the road. That's
it was bendet So I was like already, But it
was like that thing where I'm driving on the road
and it could have been like identify the hazards. I
would have been, what it's bend.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Driving test person's like, it's bend, and.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Then they'll be like what about bend, Like do you
want a subsect of bende hazards?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Because of course we've got burns going on the.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Road, kids running out from behind the bed fortnight as well,
So there's double double.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I went over the top of my driving tests. They said,
there's the plane's flying up.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Have you've seen all There is a curve, is a tree,
The tree could fall any minute, that plane curd kim
trail Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, and cause sort of like mass ysteria. Yeah, because
of government mine control. Right, that's right. I mean how
many how has it a still want me to gig
From the Zidium podcast network. It's Fleetball and Haley's a
little bit of pod.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Welcome to a little bit of pond.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Now, I got two I got two dogs. Two dogs.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I call them large dogs. That medium dogs. Yeah, great
danes are extra large. Dogs come in five sizes No, medium, yeah, large, medium, small,
and extra small.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah you're trying to Yeah, So I take I take
them for a walk.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I put their harness on them and I take them
for a walk because they pull and I and I
pulled back, pull, and people are like, oh, they don't
like that, and I'm like, pull on me.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah. So I was taken them for a walk the
other day.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
And I've got a lovely little flat street by me
that I go up and up on and each there
and back's a kilometers.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
So it's kind of like.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
What flits streets because at the ind of your streets
more of a hell that goes up there other way. Well,
so you know, you come down past my place, I'm
there on the left on the lift up that hell
and the tune wright's the beautiful little lane. Actually it's
nice because I often don't go continue on the road,
you sure, because you want to stop at yours and
(01:14):
I'd probably do at.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
All that walking makes up for your morning muffin and
cappuccino does.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh it burns too if I use equal and my
that's sweet zero kele.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
But it tastes just like sugar because me brain lesions
and the doctor has said I need to pull back
on that can's a adult calorie fray.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
So I'm walking the dogs up and down, up and down,
up and down. I turn around and take them back.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
And there's some other dogs that we walk past, and
they always bark, and I'm like, come on the side
of the road, and like if this Ritchie.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, my golden tree.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Named after Richie McCall, captain legend.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
You're not by me? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I don't want to go on about what a hero
I am to the animals, but I good Richard, didn't you?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Ye? Like I risked my cat from that breed.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
That's not the same now that's buying. You bought your cat.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
It was a release feed warning.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Look, it's hostage NEGOTIATIONI I negotiated.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I negotiate with cat terrorists, cat breed of terrorists.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Absolutely alert.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
It didn't really work as well as loud a pursis
no in the heads and it was out loud.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I don't want to say the other one per Mass.
I didn't want to say that one.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Organizations.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Sorry, none of them were really that great. Yeah, and
like this Richie has ausis instead of what nazis.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Okay, none of these are working, are they? I mean
some of them are rolling off the sit.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Down brainstorm with a whiteboard. I think, what about Melo?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I was thinking of a whole pot.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, pot, And I like that one.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
That's good. Yeah, yeah, okay, look it's brainstorm that a
bit more anyway.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I mean that doesn't pot.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, I mean it's just the I risk you a cat,
let's move on.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Okay, So he didn't within a second like that, rich
He's got a mouthful of rotting dead roadkill rabbit.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Dogs, they just eat the man.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Then, including their own like stuff. You know, if he
eats it, there's going to be a violent ship later.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, well that's your proper.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
So I immediately grab his mouth and I hold it
shut because if he can't go, then he can't get
it in.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
And it was so like even thinking back on it,
and I apologize that people are listening while they're eating
interesting some sort of food funk. It was so.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I had to push him to the ground and then
stand on it with my and trying to pry to.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
And dog's jaws just don't open.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
No, that's but you've got to put a finger in
the Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
But I'm like, what's going to be grosser sticking my
finger up is asked to get him to release, or
just pulling this thing.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Look at me like that.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
If a dog bites and latches on, this is the
way to get out of it.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You have a finger in the box if it attacks you.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
There is no way that's true.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
And that's just that.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
That's just a room across the board.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
If you're bitten by a person on the street, if
you stick a finger, they will release. Or if this
dog absolutely violent you just the least you can wrap
it apart like a wishbone.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, and that will absolutely stop the dog.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Because it was the only thing I didn't tell you, guys,
I hit the dog. What did I not tell you?
A dog?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
You were in You were in plus points for rescuing
a dog. Now your mind down, so, oh my god,
my kids are in the car. I was just fucking
chaos from stuff. This will we trauma because you remember
when I was in the car when I was a
small child, beer hit the dark.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
She's like, I can't swim, and it just ran over a.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Whole row of I do say it's safer to just
it is it is, it is, it is. I'll quickly
wrap up the roadkill story. I had to pull it
out of his mouth of my hand, and it just
feled that in my head. It was slow cup ashphalt
and thirty.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Heat because but a barbecue saw, so pull apart a
little bit of just smell of it. Anyway, I had
to wash my hands, you know when you just just
wash your hands for twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Because that's just life now, So that when the toilet
paper messes and you're just like god to at least
to guilty.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah, you're guilty. I'm a filter, I know you like.
And then you're like, spot happens to everybody.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Damn this cafe toilet paper something one plan.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Got me again? O God, it happened to But it
happened to everybody. This is normal. It's just a normal
part of being an audull.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
And then you scrape it so the soap gets bloged
on your fingernails and get that.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
But like a dog I can smell it. I can.
I'm sure that's red. That was a finger.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
It was on I reckon that heads for everyone, everybody,
every single person, and.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Later hours, oh my god, it is.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Have I smell like ship this whole day. No one
else can smell it. No one knows that. You're just
so guilty. Ship. How did you hear the dog? Okay,
so this is the other story.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I'm driving on the road and there's this dog running
down the side of the road and I'm watching it
and I'm like, it's running on the footpath.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I can't see anybody around, and I'm watching it. I'm
watching and watching.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
It goes behind a bin, Yeah, ninety degrees straight onto
the road, swerve and slam on the brakes.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Donk.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
You hear the dunk and the front rolls and the
girls are like immediately burst into tears.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Everybody's losing their mind.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
The dog rolls on the road and then gets up,
looks at me, and boosts it off the road.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
So it's not dead, but.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Like scared, and it was kind of limping, and I
was like fuck because I was not having a good day.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, And so I parked on the side of the road.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
That's real, sonny boy, he's a sunny boy.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
But just check my calendar because twenty twenty five, I
think we all vouched was the year we were going
to thrive.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Haha.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I put it in to survive that mark, yeah, right,
built up, crank right down into high survive. So I
get out of the calm like fuck and Indy, my
oldest word, comes with me and we're like right trying
to find the dog and this lady's running up the road.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I was like, was that your dog?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
And she said no, but I just saw it run
past and it's been running all over the road for like.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
The last is I'm just like ash ship.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
And then this person comes out and I was like
is this your dog when I described it and they
were like yes, And I was like, I'm so sorry
I hit your dog when it bolted outcross the road
and they're like that's fine, like, oh, that's good. Was like,
that's fine, it's not your fare. And then they said, well,
we don't really have a fence.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I was just like and I wanted to at that.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Time be like I've got kids crying on the car
because you don't have a fucking fence.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I've done.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, also like you could cause them a serious accident
because someone could have completely swerved into another.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Car, cars parked on the side of the road. That's
it was bendet So I was like already, But it
was like that thing where I'm driving on the road
and it could have been like identify the hazards. I
would have been, what it's bend.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Driving test person's like, it's bend, and.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Then they'll be like what about bend, Like do you
want a subsect of bende hazards?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Because of course we've got burns going on the.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Road, kids running out from behind the bed fortnight as well,
So there's double double.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I went over the top of my driving tests. They said,
there's the plane's flying up.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Have you've seen all There is a curve, is a tree,
The tree could fall any minute, that plane curd kim
trail Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, and cause sort of like mass ysteria. Yeah, because
of government mine control. Right, that's right. I mean how
many how has it a still want me to gig
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