Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -18th November, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Shannon has a new ick... and Vaughan might be guilty of it!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleechborn and Hayley's a little bit of pod.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Welcome to a little bit.

Speaker 4 (00:08):
Of Podhon, have you got the X for something?

Speaker 5 (00:11):
I got the OK for someone harder than I've ever
got the OK before. Man, I've dated some boys.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
That gave me the Yeah, you've told us stories and
you suddenly have Yeah, but you don't know this man.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
It was a stranger.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
No, I don't know his name, I know nothing about him,
but I have the IRK for him.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
What did he do that eked you so hard?

Speaker 5 (00:31):
I was walking down one of the most beautiful streets
in New Zealand, Queen Street.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
That was good.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, only someone from East Auckland would make that observation.
Streets are so vanilla.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
The Queen Street, You're like, wow, it's a vibrant out here.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
So I was walking down Queen Street and it was busy.
It was like midday, so people would got on the
lunch vibe and like you know, it was just pumping.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
It has been busy lately.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yes, it's nice, good.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
And so I was walking through and I have no
headphones at the moment, which is scary.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
It's a hard time and so I'm walking.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
And I'm really observant of the world when I've got
no headphones. I guess this is what like Boomins did
for a long time.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
You just existed out here, like seeing and smelling and hearing.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
They would have quite often had the record players in
a trolley.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
They were in a long extension course.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
It's interesting.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
And you know, so I was walking and there's a
lot of Lime scooters around and all the Flamingo scooters
and all the brands, and this guy starts honing around,
like dodging through the crowd, and I hear him go,
we're all.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
And he's making race carts. Yeah. Time.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Sometimes sometimes I'll be.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
Like you, I will say the one charming thing about us.
He was smiling so much like it.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Is I do because.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, I ride them every day, so the novelty is
worn off. But if we're out with friends and I'm
being silly, I'll do a little.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Literally And then like we got to a part of
the these kind of like a four year outside New world,
you know, there's a bit of a space, and he
did a bit of like not a full donut, but
he kind of did a and I was like, I
love that. Oh man, I wish i'd headphones.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
So real with this.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, I think it's.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Just like the way he was dodging the crowds, and
like there's something about having your feet in front of
each other as a man.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yes, because where else would we put our I kind
of put my front foot forward and then I do
a bit of a cock of the lead.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
Yeah. I get when he stands really very good. I
get it from fleets, when he stands really erict, really
tall and upright on his schooner. I'm like, well, how
else are I mean, just lax a bit.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
It's odd, it's a bit.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Well, I haven't had a crash, have I? Well, I'm
obviously a good Well.

Speaker 6 (03:01):
It's struck because you're working your core to stay stable exactly.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Do you know? I just looked on the app while
you were talking about this. Are my current stats? Because
you know why, I ride them quite a bit to
work and stuff. I've done seven hundred and three kilometers
this year, no, in total in my life.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
That wow, that's a lot.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Can you see how much you've spent Yeah, no, one
hundred and eighty eight rides.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
You're a fear way down the North Island.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah, yeah, that would get me, and you think I
used Beam for years before they got canceled when they
remember the PARTINUA.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
So that's just that's just one scooter brand.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yes, that's not even all I reckon. I'd be a thousand.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Easy. You could have got herman for us. You could
have on the scooter street stupricious, too precious for.

Speaker 6 (03:48):
That stuprecious, and you ride too rogue As someone who
has been on the back of flitchers.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Before we arrived safely, Thank you all.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
I'm alive to tell the story. But it feels like,
just well, this is a PSA.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
If you even want to have sea with a woman,
don't make scooter sounds, but don't make race cars, honest
race car sounds.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
And I've had six with a woman once once and
she's your mom.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, not even joking, this is right, I
tell you, I'm actually Carmen's father

Speaker 3 (04:22):
And I left yeah, oh my god, twice