Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - November 27th 2025

On today's episode of Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Big Pod, 

• Celeb's wild egg story
• Gen Z is getting more work as they age
• Vaughan's chair flex
• You're in adolescence till 32
• Top 6 - Things that will happen in the first week of the CHCH pool
• Hayley's Wicked Review
• Fletch asks Hayley for a favour
• When did the move go bad?
• August - Stranger Things Correspondents
• Do you like how your partner dresses?
•  Fact of the day
• Sproull on the prowl
• SLP - Are NZ drivers agro?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the zitim podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is for Flee Haley's Big Pod thanks.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
To animates making happy. It happened for Pits.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Good morning, welcome to the show, and had good morning
to you born. Caught up on your sleep after our
Sydney business trap.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Are you kidding me? You don't catch up?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
It's basically a sleep mortgage at the stages. I try
every couple of weeks to make a payment and it
just says to me, throwing you know, it doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Coins and again.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
I've got no sleep equity at all.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
No, no, no, I can't read mortgage my sleep. Poor
financial planning.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Coming up on the show, I've got.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I accidentally had a bit of a flex yesterday.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Okay, showing off it looked like.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
That, but it was completely unintentional. Okay, I had an
axi flex. That's actually a great axi flex, an axi flex.
We'll talk about that. So but next on the show, Hailey, Yeah,
this is wild.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
I have some celebrity news, a tale from a celebrities
so hard to believe because it's definitely not true.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Well, I'm worried for her mental health. You walk to
her kind, Do we need to do a wealthea chair
you do a little.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Well feed chair.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Kate Beckonsale is the topic next.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
The Fletchborn and Haley Beg pod.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
What's Kate Beckinsale been up too recently? Fifty two years old?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
She she just did Pearl Harbor, didn't she. You've been
in a kind of twenty seven years I've.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Been in How long has that been? It's like that
was ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
That was literally the last movie I saw her in. No,
you know, No, I haven't seen her in anything else.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
She's not one of the most active underworld van housing
Pearl Harbor busy in the two thousands, click Serendipity Total
Recall twenty twelve Pearl Dolen girl.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
She's got a movie this year, okay, and she's been
in quite a few.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Like it's just straight to like online, she's never quite
straight to streaming.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, she's never quite reached evenly fawns her. No, I've
always been a big fan. She's gorgeous, she's sunning. Married
Martin Sheen, right, Yeah, that's Lily Sheen's the daughter they've
got together.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah, she's married to and she was a great actor,
maybe the phenomenal.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
One of the most phenomenal, phenomenal moms.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Well, Kate Pickinsti was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday to
promote her new movie Wildcat was an.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Ex Black Ops team that he reunited to pull off
a desperate heights and save the life of an eight
year old girl.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Goodness, okay, it feels like a skip for me. I'm
not something I'd watch something like that.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
The action, Yeah, I'm not action for me has to
be it has to have a quirk anyway, So she
was on Jimmy Kimmel was discussed she.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Had a few difficult years for sure.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Her mom died and then her stepdad died as well
in quite quick concession.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
And then she was talking about succession a few times.
Quite quick but that's what I mean.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Oh sorry, the ticket really quite quickly and they died
concession to him. Yeah, okay, So she was saying one
expected unexpected like bright you know star in her life
at the moment, though, is at a twenty six year
old daughter, Lily Shane, who and her Neippo egg Nipper
acting has a boyfriend and you know, young love and

(03:24):
they're just having the you know, the best time and
the family loves them. But she she had a story
of quite an odd happenings, which was when her boyfriend
unnamed by the way, for good reason laid an egg.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
We laid two eggs in a week, is what the
brake spot was. Who did the boyfriend? Did he laid
two eggs in a week?

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Is that a British could we rewind for just a moment,
What does that mean he's laid two eggs.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
In a week?

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Well, he said, I've laid an egg, had a shell
and a yolk.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Did that even eggs in the bar?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Someone in someone an egg in the bum and the
accident in the egg in front of the girlfriend and
didn't want to have to explain that he's got a
came for putting eggs up his bum and so he's like,
oh my god, to lay an egg.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
She's like, this is unbelievable. She tells I'm.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Gonna tell mom, no, no, tell you, and I'm going to
tell mom I to butt And then he's like, can't here,
what off? Because then Mom's going to click onto the
fact that I suck an egg up my buck like
just rewind?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Like what okay?

Speaker 5 (04:20):
So she said it was literal not a metaphorical egg.
It came out of his body, not his mouth, sholling yoke.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
He was like, what the hell?

Speaker 5 (04:30):
She said, No, he was genuinely scared. She described the
egg as, yeah, you've nailed it. She described the egg
as heart boiled, as if I had cooked inside of him.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
A second egg incident occurred a week later.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
Her daughter texts Mum saying he's done it again and
he's freaking out.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
She noted that he was.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Putting eggs a joke and then his tail, and then
then he's laying them in front of her and it
it's like funny to him. I don't her Kate beckon
Sales daughter's boyfriend, do we have a name of the
like by.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
The way, like we don't resolve the story in the
interview with Jimmy, Like it is, he laid an egg.
The next week he laid another egg. It's cooked inside
of him. The guy is something hard boiled eggscept his bump.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
And that's where we sort of leave it right.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
So it's hard to tell whether she's taken, you know.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Is he an influencer? Is he doing this for it?

Speaker 3 (05:28):
They didn't even get a chance to promote the move
because Jimmy kimmelll just couldn't talk about anything other but the.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
E of the bump.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
But it's yeah, it's sort of it's you kind of
hope if this was happening and your boyfriend had been
laying eggs quote unquote, Mum, please don't go on Jimmy
Kimel and and tell everyone, because now all my friends
will know that my boyfriend's been shelving boiled eggs as bum.
I just think I don't know either. What a great

(05:54):
way to start the show.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Play z ends flesh fornon Haley.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
There's a saddi out of a stray that looked at
people and and where they vote and who they vote for,
and it.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Has found do we see Pauline Hanson's and a bird
is still around because she's pop back up again.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
I just thought that it was an old clip, not
the original incident.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Still carry on.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
So the study has found that millennials, for the first
time ever, as they get older, millennials are voting more
left and they're not turning conservative like every other generation has.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I it's very interesting.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
I was reading this as well that the idea is
because younger people don't have as much to conserve, they
don't have seats and you know, the big saving polls
and all that kind of stuff, so that they're a
bit more.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
What have I got to lose? You know what I mean? Right?

Speaker 3 (07:02):
So, is that the theory of white people get more
conservative socially and financially as they get older. They're like, well,
now that I've got some go to look after me
for you you can't have any of mind. It's like
when people are like that, means have got to get
racist and stuff as well then there. So they call
it the conservative maturation theory, maure mature, maurative maturation theory

(07:27):
right where. Yeah, it's happened in Australia for as long
as they've been.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Of course, it.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
Makes sense that you're that you age out of what
is because things become more socially normal and things become
I don't know, more accepted, and then like the older
generations get left behind. That's why nanostyll racist are Christmas
and won't refer to your partner as them they and you.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Know, yeah, so they're saying it's housing, unaffordability, cost of living,
the changing shape of the world. Many were told by
their parents to study hard, work hard, and we'll promised
if they did, home ownership and a good job would
be theirs, and that's not guaranteed. Yeah, so your house
prices have become insane.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
So it's yeah, it's just everything.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
And everyone's like, are we going to be liberal nannies
and poppies at Christmas? You mean to the rest home
when it's like not racist and everyone's liberal?

Speaker 5 (08:17):
Yeah, oow, correcting, there are pronouns of the nurses.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
I pick your partner. I didn't mean to thousand pardons, sir.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
I mean, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Slip back. That's how we ate. It'll slip back.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
The fleet horn and Haley beg Pod.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Had a school sports tournament. You said they'd ripper rugby,
which is the tags held on the pants by valcro.
Are you allowed to tuck the tag like down your
pans or sold it on your pants? All your whole
pants will come down and they just fall over and
they pull it down. I always laugh when like a

(08:58):
rugby player or a league player loses their shorts.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Silly jockey easier, Like, wait, is this ripper or is
this tag? Anyway? You pull it a little thing off
the side of the pant.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, that's ripper, right, I feel like I got told
off yesterday when I said ripperda is not ripper Oh,
I can't remember.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
I just blank out inappropriate.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Maybe maybe it's a racist anyway, I if you're a
parent and you go along to these or you ever
go to the worst fight about it is standing all there, Yep.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Standing.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
It's a pleasure to be there. It's an honor to watch.
It's a great It's an honor and a privilege to
be a working parent who can finish work and still
attend these things.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
So many parents wouldn't be able to. Yeah, I grew up.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
With farmers, so that milk the cows and then as
long as dad was time to do it in the morning.
It could take the day's jobs and put them somewhere else.
But I know there's lots of working parents who would
love you more than to get out of work and
go and watch their kids play sports the way my
parents would have been able to do that and honor
and honor. But standing around sucks. So I always take
a cheer. Oh yeah, sometime Saturday knitball when the girls

(10:10):
are playing Saturny, I'll take a cheer.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Will you either take a flask like booze?

Speaker 4 (10:19):
No, don't take booze to your daughter's.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Game were more interesting and uh so yesterday I just went.
I was in a rush to go home and get
some stuff sorted, and then I was gonna nip down.
So I ran into the garage and just grabbed one
of the collapsible camping chairs. Run around, un chuck in
the car, get there, walk down and then there's unpacking
the chair to take a seat.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
And I'm like, I've bought the flesh one. What would
you have not normally packed that big? It's got like
a ma we got gifted them if you gave me
yours member so you could have a cheer. It's a
it's a big chair. Waste of time that was wasn't
it could have kept it?

Speaker 3 (10:59):
You should have And he needs one now, Yeah, the
lonely spinster only needs one seat. Put up a chair
along side you. We can go out and have a
when I have a drink somewhere where it requires to be.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
So bring the other one.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Bring the other one to these you'll probably be there
and then he can sit in his own chair.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
It's a lovely chair.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
I wish I hadn't given it to you now because
it was very, very like was it like a moony?

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Not like a moon, but just no.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
The best one's got like a cup holder, but also
something behind the cup holder for chips, like a full
pocket sleeve, full pocket sleeve that you could put ice
in and have a couple of cans. And there on
the chair lined it's thermally lined. It's just bigger ways. Yeah,
max weight one hundred and forty kgs. We're also slipping
under there. The two of us go on there like

(11:48):
we tried to do it. Probably not, but it was
a bit curious, and so I pulled it out and
by the other parents, and I flipped that out. I'm
like both flicks on his crown. Yeah, money bags, his
money bags in his throne. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
I wanted to say the hashtag gifted.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
I wouldn't you know. I'm the cheapest of skates. It's
a luxurious. But like Prince William, I did nothing for it.
But if you had no one in the garage, you
would have got the other one. I would have got
the you know, the standard blue they are the blue
or green. Mine's green folded out, it's got the cross legs,
it's got maybe a cup holder.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
You dare not rock back on her.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
No, no, no, no, go too far back, you're going straight.
She's flimsy.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
One day you'll sit down, you'll hear the of the
fabric and the things that on.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
The back where you rest your head that the rivets
that hold them on have popped off. So you just
have to slide that on every time you down a year.
But it was a weird thrown sort of flex and
just mate, did anyone comm.

Speaker 6 (12:49):
In on it?

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Nice cheer if you know that? Nice cheery? Be nice?
And I felt real bad because there was some like
woman like some grandma's there doing stuff transport and watching
the kids play.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
They wouln't even they didn't even have a seat, or
did you get up?

Speaker 3 (13:06):
You have to give someone your tear if it's yours,
you're the bus or the train. Okay, I'm glad you
made me feel better about that.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
You're a peg though Sideline Peg.

Speaker 7 (13:20):
Podcast Needwork plays it in spleitch one and Haley.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
Apparently at a listens which I would have thought ended.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Okay, I hid eighteen.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah, do you become an adult then you can vote,
you can do everything.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah. According to New Reason about how.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Crazy it was to be considered like now that you're
older than you're an adult. Now sort yourself out, and
you're just like what gager.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
I remember when I used to want to grow up
a lot. You know, you're a long time an adult.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
My mum would.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Say, yeah, well, apparently now at.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
A listens extends to the age of.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Thirty two, because it was it for guys the frontal
lobes wouldn't develop until it's not till twenty five.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yes, which was later than the gals.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
There, extending it for want both men and women to
thirty two.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
In general, this just sounds like an excuse for bad behavior.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
Well now it feels like we've got a couple of
bloody teenagers running the show with our producers, both under
the age of thirty two.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
So there was.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
So this is a University of Cambridge, so I believe
it okay, because I've actually been there, and I will say.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
I got too far from it. I am you want
darling Cambridge.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Cambridge doesn't have people talking in the in the the
Britdige because people in Cambridge have that sort of plumb
in the mouth attitude too.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
So they say there's five major.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Epochs epochs EPO c HS is okay, epochs of.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
Brain development with four major turning points in life. And
it used to be that all of these turning points
we believed were much younger.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Now it's nine thirty.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
Two, sixty six, which they say is will we actually
into aging?

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Oh, my parents spring chickies.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
That's six or four and sixty five and eighty three
when we.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Are like, oh, I don't want to get to eighty
what was it three or four?

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Eighty three? No, I'm dumb. I'm nearly.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
You'll be fine at eighty three because you look after
you stuff. I reckon, he's going to be a sprightly
eighty three year oll.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
We'll go, we'll go over season, we'll sort it out.
We'll get to Turkey.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yeah, yeah, wake Turkey waiting at eighty three.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
You're getting worked done.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Before Haley and I are going well before eighty three.
You go to Turkey to get put down. We'll go
to there to get put down as well.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
We should also get like funny plastic surgery done before
we die.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, swapping not you.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
Should get some whopping knockers please.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
So childhood, I'm gonna get some horns. That'd be funny,
is yeah, do you know what I mean, if we're
gonna go in a hole later kids, Yeah, funny.

Speaker 5 (15:58):
Okay, childhood is now zero to nine. Yeah, a adolescence
is nine to thirty two.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Were they're gonna have to recast that boy in that
Netflix show, aren't they? Oh yeah, that's a miss now
gets a mess that could have been played by a
thirty one year old.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
I actually almost because I could have aged out a
bit more like tightening, increasing refinement, communication networks, more efficient connectivity.

Speaker 8 (16:21):
Blow.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
It's like, you know, it's all about the brain development, right,
largest overall shift and brain wiring direction marks the end
of structural adolescence at thirty two?

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Does this make you feel? How does this make you feel?

Speaker 6 (16:33):
You know, there's times where I relate to nine year olds,
like when they yeah, sometimes gibbon.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
Is kind of funny.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (16:41):
There are times where I'm like watching those AI videos
of like I went to the store and I did this,
and I'm like ten minutes deep in it, and I'm like,
maybe I am just a nine year old at heart.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
Yeah, So the adult phase here, we are team early thirties,
so that's me to mid sixties, that's my parents. That's
when we've stabilized for quite an extended period of time
with our brain architecture. Brain regions become slowly more compartment mentalized,
but we hang around there for good like thirty or

(17:12):
so years. Early aging is sixty six onwards. That's the
third major turning point for our brains. Okay, no major
structural shift, but noticeable changes in network patterns in your brain.
And then late aging is eighty three on and that's right,
so I went towards death. So actually, this is this
has made me though I've narrowly missed the cutterly since

(17:34):
I have by four years missed the cut.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah, this makes me feel all right like a teenager again.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
Makes me feel like I'm just going to car pay
the DM and go out and live like a young gal.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
The ZM podcast network from your local community Facebook page.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
This is the top sex.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
The new whole complex on Morehouse Avenue in christ Church
were officially handed over the Christchurch City Council. It's the
it's been handed over, but the opening is very soon
next week. The Special Olympics National Summer Games will be
held there in December as well. Somebody messaged in when
they were going to be talking about that, so that's

(18:12):
pretty cool. I've seen like stuff in the media, in
the news and stuff. It's going to be an amazing center.
Look they start fulling the pool, I think it's already full.
I think you'll find it's full of that chicken, the chemicals,
the chicken.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
It twice.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
They're going to find out if it's pH noughty or nice.
Because the part of Curori Recreation and Sports seen to
hydro slides are come into town tomorrow. It must have
had a Maldi name because before you paused and you
needed time to practice that.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Didn't you mentally practice?

Speaker 3 (18:45):
I like to practice mentally to get it right rather
than bloody blasting on you know. The per curis Perrykori pools.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Christ Hitch polls, Oh my god, that's excited. Mean christ
Hitch is going to be oh my god.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
It's is honestly, and it's a lot of people saying
this here. It's the coolest setting now.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
It's so called.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Fifth Street, got the stadium next year is going to
be amazing as well.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
Your poll, fifth Straight, the poll, the Riverside markets and
fifth Straight.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Well, it's got all sorts of facilities, hyder slides, pools,
but the pool complex it's the return of the pool complex.
Good to christ Church. You've got the top three predictions
for the first week. Top three huh you said, Top
three charging out sex productions for the first week of
the new christ Jeurch pool complex. Number sex on the
last three Code Browns three, yeah, twenty one, code yellows.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yeah, that's just go.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
You can get away with the code and a code
read four.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
It's a real thing. It's a real thing. It's a
real thing. The Code Browns that are happening inca cargos
Back in the news, where's that story?

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Do you remember there was a Code brown bandit years
ago and they would drop a couple of Code Browns
and then disappear and then come back a couple of
weeks later, and somebody kept doing it.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Well, Code Browns on the rise and in the cargo
pool is the story. There have been thirty eight point
five hours of unplanned pool closures since October thirty first
as there's been thirty Code Browns.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
That's not a month. That's in the last month. That's
a Code Brown a day. And I'm not I reckon.
There was some days off, so that's double in some days. Yeah,
I'm sorry. We've got a lot of lovely and the
cargo listeners.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
But please, I love the the cargo ship in the.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Pool shaping the pool. You can do a little, wee,
just do a little. You can't do a little.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
You shouldn't going to get out? Yeah as okay, number
five in the list of the top sex productions for
the first week of the new christ Chretch pool complex.
Someone's going to lose a plaster and someone else is
going to find the plaster on their face.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
No, they're normally.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
They normally sank to the botto because I do a
bit of swimming and year you always see a plaster
in the pool.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
It's a or a clamper hair. Did I tell you that.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
I found a plaster in the sheets of a hotel
bid that I stayed in recently, And I did not
have a plaster on my person, which makes me think.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
I'm sorry, but I would ask through a new route.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
During they gave the sheets a sniff and they were clean,
so they just made the bed totally.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
Those sheets were not being replaced by the way you disc.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
It in the morning, Do you say in favor of
you're saying in a hotel and wipe your duty asse
on the sheets, so they definitely changed it.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Is that what you're said.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Do you think they made the bed so well that
the people went in and they're like, because you know
some rooms have two beds.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah, was it a room with two beds? I was
just a king bed.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Maybe they went in they're like, oh, no, one stayed
here last night, so they didn't.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Make it.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
And I found it in the morning having slept in
that bed anyway.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Plasters though, and always in pools.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
I number four on the last of the top sex
predictions for the first week of the new christ Jetch
Pool Complex. Someone's going to lose their togs and a
dive in. Now, this could be ales or females who
might see boobies, Yeah, bums pants down yeah, yeah, it happens,
or at.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
Water parks when you're in a bikini. It's a beautiful
combination of both.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, but pans down.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Also, just let's all just watch white togs this summer too,
because sometimes there's no lining and sometimes we can see
your bets, we can.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
See the pubes, ob see the shape of it.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yeah, but maybe they're doing it on purpose because they're
rocking a.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, maybe some people might get off on the monster.
Someone's gonna blood. Someone's got a water pig down there,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Sper wow, one of those really bloody river eels.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Yeah, there's big ones.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Number three on the list of the top sex predictions
for the first week of the christ Church Pool complex
is someone's walking up to do the ten meter diveboard
and then turning around and.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Walking back down. So high from me there, yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Number two and the last of the top sex predictions
for the first week of the new christ Church pool
Someone who has it swams swam. Someone who hasn't swam,
no swam, swam swam.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Now you've said it so many times it sounds weird.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Swam and swamp someone that hasn't swam.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
The simple past tense as an I swam yesterday, you
swum as the past participle.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
In perfect tenses, example, I have swum a lot.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Someone who hasn't swum, yes, swam, yeah, since they were.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
A kid, thinks they're gonna be able to do fifteen meters.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
Yeah, it is so fain He swam in the late
last summer. They have swum two laps already.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Someone who hasn't swam, okay, it's lost all meaning it
just solds like a weird word. Now swamp swam, swamp swamp. Look,
it's just a swam of bees. Someone who hasn't swum
since our kid thinks are gonna be able to do
fifteen meters. They became more a better word than the gag.
I remember one of the lessons the first Christian as well,
someone's going to play surly baggers and block the hydroslides.

(23:59):
Don't go down there with their hands on they stopping.
Then people slamm into them, slam into them, slamming. Then
you get a whole lot of pile of people. And
then when it gets to the bottom, someone's gonna be
trapped out of their pile of people.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
And sometimes it was me, and it was very, very scary.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
I don't like when some hydroclides wait until the persons
ride out the bottom and the water park and cameras.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
You're like, it's not going to catch them.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
You're not going to catch them. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
That And then we rumours about how someone's put razor
blades in the joints, say that, but no one has
done No one has ever done it, because the razor
blade will be facing the wrong way because the joints
are I knowing's going to happen.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
It happened that today Stop.

Speaker 7 (24:33):
Sex plays it in flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
Yesterday winn and saw the sequel, Wicked for Good and
I was so excited for it because the first one
made me cry a lot and the songs were beautiful.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
And the producer Girlways went to the premiere and they
said it was great.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
You guys loved dirt, and you know, we're all musical
theater gowns where we you know, So I want.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
I wanted so much to.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Like it, and I and I know, I know I
didn't not like it.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
It just was it goes quite flat for me, would
be my review. And to be fair, And when you
see the musical it, you know, the peak of the
first half is the peak of the whole show. And
then as you see earlier carwhen like it kind of
is just all resolving.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Yeah, in part two.

Speaker 9 (25:30):
I think also the concept of the show is that
the first half is very positive the younger and they're going,
oh my god, we're going to have the best live
magic is amazing, and then once you get to the
second half of the show, which is also the second
Vervie they're a little bit older, they're a little bit
more wiser to what's going on in the world. And
it's like it is, you know, a reflection of society

(25:50):
of like, actually, the world's not as nice as you
think it is.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
And I just don't think the songs are as good
to find. Gravity is like unbeatable, and so you get
to you're kind of waiting for the big numbers, of
which is kind of only one.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Well, you know, Lisa, the second movie has given us
more fantastic.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Insane triggered by helicopter No.

Speaker 9 (26:11):
Yeah, everyone's saying that Ariana and Cynthia are kind of
like those tiny little shaky dogs.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Found what they called.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
The biggest treamed on TikTok at the moment is Madame
Marble wicked witch. And yeah, the priest too is insane.
Cynthia Revo got her hat back after a year, right.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
I mean it's it's a great quality movie and it's great.
You have to see the second half. We've got to
address the six cardigan. Everyone's talking about it online.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah, explain that. Somebody said I'm wearing the cardigan. Everyone.

Speaker 5 (26:51):
Cardigan is when you're like you're going to have sex
or whatever, and you're sort of in your you know,
underwear or whatever, and then you're sort of just draping
over a little well it's not little party.

Speaker 6 (27:00):
Yes, it's very ratty looking, I'll say, but I've seen
online everyone is making dupes of this. I've seen crocheted
had people are making that.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
My question, where can I get a six cardigan?

Speaker 4 (27:12):
You can probably find what I could make your custom one.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
Okay, Well, don't have more work than that. That's necessary
because like the one in the movie is so funny
because it's so chunky and so bag and alphabet. Cynthia
Rivo's character is going to have sex with Jonathan Bailey
and yeah, she's in a six cardigan and everyone can't

(27:38):
stop talking about it. And so anyway, look, the movie
is good, but it's not It's definitely not as good
as the first one, and it probably couldn't be.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
My other reviewer is we i we i wow.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Okay, I'm not waanting anything.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
I solo got the couches at the front of the
series the debt, and you're so close to the screen,
and I was in an IMAX cinema, so it was
a bit like it's.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Fine but when things move, you're a.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
Bit like, what did you feel like the six cardigan
was going to fall on you?

Speaker 5 (28:20):
Yeah, you're like I could feel the sixth cardagon brushing
against my league anyway, get.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
The reviews of their debt Asleep on right. There was
some nudging say okay, oh wait, so you went alone?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
There was there was the occasional from you or who
you went?

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Yeah, there was nudging right, wake up by the way.
More on him later.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
The z M podcast network plays z Ends Flesh.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
And what do You Want?

Speaker 3 (29:01):
I was going to say it nicely, say, Haley, please,
can I have your help?

Speaker 5 (29:08):
Yes, a little bit actually, because you you helped me often.
It's time to return the face.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
I've just got a little whop see that I need
you to fax? Oh far? Well, yesterday I.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Was getting a little bit tickled, a little bit tickled
on my what's this side? What's this butt? The side
of my hat above the hap you have been to?
Is that my T shirt? I've got this T shirt
and it's got like eight tags on it, Like.

Speaker 10 (29:36):
One of them was like four inches long, and like
this T shirt I counted five. I've got fives washing
in Chinese on there.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
I removed.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Eight hundred like washing labels on it, this one and
then this. You know why I might have got no labels,
Why Bangladesh China is gonna of it above its pay grade?
You know Bangladish knows, but any labels, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
What You've done that thing and has ripped a whole patient he.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Didn't get I've tried cutting it short as well, and
that just makes it strange.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Sometimes they rap off and they're meant to rep.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Off and there and they're clear and six.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
One one that you could wrap off.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
We're as on the other side, on the other side
exactly the same, can go through it.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Give it here? Do you know what I'm going to do?
You one bidder?

Speaker 5 (30:40):
Because this is one of your favorite T shirts. It's
navy blue as opposed.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
To navy blue, which is the color of his head.
Blue blue. I love blue. He looks good and blue?
What do you mean? One bitder? You what you know
who I live with? Would she do that for me?
Because I tell you? Do you know?

Speaker 5 (31:00):
I'm feeling what I'm sensing in here is there's some
stretch in this.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
T shirt, a little bit of.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
Stretch, and you have to accommodate that with your stitch
because you make the stitch just a straight stitch like that.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
It's not going to stretch with the T shirt fletch.
You don't.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
You don't need to worry yourself. Do you know who
will fix us with fines?

Speaker 1 (31:18):
That pantsy? Wait?

Speaker 3 (31:20):
So I'm asking you for a favor and now you're
the machine's already out?

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Is that okay? Because you know what's been hammened.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
We've you know, we've been going through extensive wardrobe. There
were some items in there that I would wear if
they were shorter, or if the him was fixed or whatever.
And so my mum has got a pile of those things.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Wait, will that be put on the top of the
bottom of the pile? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
It's it's not a working shop, but I go when
you need it, I have to charge you one of
those quick turnaround.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yeah, okay, so much. But what do we learn from this?

Speaker 3 (31:57):
I think clothing brands should stop putting a million tags
on the side because they took a you.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Are you going to get? So there's one there while
she's at it, you want me her to remove that
one year because I don't need that? What's that for?

Speaker 4 (32:09):
This is medium, Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
We want to know now, Colin, I want a hundred
times at m text through nine six ninety six, when
did the move not go well? Maybe you were transporting something,
moving flats or houses and you lost something off a trailer.
You know, you see people driving along sometimes holding onto
the mattress on the roof of the car. It's not
even strapped down. Why well, And we want to ask

(32:40):
this because Canadian Ontario Police are reminding everybody to use
the right vehicle for the job when transporting anything long
or large. And that is because you know, those like
silly little smart cars. Yes, I'm going to show you
a photo of why police. That's from the police dash cam.

(33:02):
That is an extremely long ladder, probably one of the
longest ladders I've ever seen, sticking out the back of
a tiny smart car, you know, dragging.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
On the road or has it got wheels on the back?
I think they've put something under it, like a trolley
or something like a trolley or something not meant to
go speak And I do you know what I love?

Speaker 3 (33:21):
There's nothing funnier than if you go to a mall
car park or you know, one of those strip malls
and they've got a you know, like an electronic store
like a JB or something, and someone's trying to ram
in a flat screen TV or and they won't fit.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
You're just looking at me like, why are you still
pursuing this? I can see that's not going to happen. Yes,
I I.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Did this once before.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
I had a tiny little two door poujo pooja. You
say poojo poojo Weird you'd say pougo Why.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
I think it's pronounced per got m.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Okay, we're both wrong there, but I'll go with pa.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
I was gonna hit those bowels a little bit differently
in my head, and I'm glad I didn't. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
Yeah, And I bought a wardrobe, like a standalone wardrobe.
This is the way back when I lived in Wellington,
and I was like, oh, we have to slide it and.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Maybe have the back open.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
It was so tall, and I managed to widget pass
and as I slid it in, it tore the like
felt on the roof of the This is also timely
because my parents have just moved into my place and
a whole bunch of their stuff arrived from Wellington a
couple of days ago, and my mum's got these huge cabinets,
like these massive cabinets, and she'd said to the movers,

(34:31):
there's these cabinets in the storage unit down there.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
You'll have to empty them.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
They're full.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
And they arrive and they haven't emptied these cabinets in
which is my great grandmother's china, like stacked in it.
So it's great grandmother's china. But it's precious. These collect No,
she didn't get buried with her china set. Yeah, these
a collection.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
I'm taking all of my treasures into the ground with me,
all of them. I loved it with still hanging onto
these old plates. Christmas is around. Use them on Christmas,
use them on Christmas Christmas. You know why.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
It's because those movers are so strong. They just left everything.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yeah, they just sort of.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Luckily nothing broke, but it was very skew.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
It's nice to have it close because there's nothing worse
than Vargina. Didn't China hard enough on that one. Nothing
worse than far China.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Terrible, Joe, I think worst joke of the week.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
There's nothing worse than far China as as elusive to
say vagina, I mean, just say vagina.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
If you're feeling used, isn't he?

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Yeah, well, okay, worst joke of the week thanks to
no One.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Drive through no one and get absolutely nothing.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
No one is having their Black Friday sale. Fifty percent
crap joke. She was all cramp all the ways. Made
it way better with that, Like, yeah, yeah, hundred dars in.
We want to hear from you now, tixster nine six
nine six, When did the move go?

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Band?

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Canadian police have charged the driver of a tiny smart
car for transporting a ladder that was approximately twice as
long as the vehicle itself. So and it was pressed
up against the dashboard inside the car.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Oh wow, is it? Is it reckless driving?

Speaker 3 (36:22):
It's insecure load And we've got the same rules here
in New Zealand, right, Like if you've got a trailer,
it's got to be tied down. Just simply can't hang
over the back axle that foot no, like it's literally
dragging on the road four car like, I don't know
yah what some people are thinking. Somebody said, I sed
to a guy transporting a six meter long six by two,

(36:42):
so you know, George Timber, Yeah, and a Suzuki Swift.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
We I will say we have heard from a couple
of Suzuki Swift drivers.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
So apparently he drove over the wood and then tied
the wood up under the body of the car. What, okay,
that is not that did a dangerously like you're turning
a corner.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
That's it. That's that's that's chopping legs off. No speed bumps.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
What you wouldn't be able to go over speed it
underneath the body of the car.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
John John joins us, What when did the move not go? Well?

Speaker 11 (37:13):
Yeah, good, we were we're shifting an armchair of the
landlords because we were house seeing at the time. I
had to go to South Auckland and so we had
a friend.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
In his car.

Speaker 11 (37:22):
He had a towba he had his trailer as well.
We chucked it on the trailer, tied it down, trapping
down the motorway and I looked back at that the
Mount Winnington overpass and the thing was bouncing along the
motorway behind her.

Speaker 10 (37:36):
Quite pretty busy.

Speaker 11 (37:37):
It was a Saturday or something like that. Yeah, it
had these like big ball sort of wooden legs on it.
They flew off everywhere.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
No, it was my mate's car.

Speaker 11 (37:46):
It wasn't registered at the time, and nor was the trailer.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Oh wow, And did you get did you get like
fines or anything?

Speaker 11 (37:54):
Yeah, we gotle of fines for that and also don't
safe load, and so it just sort of bounced out
from under the.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Ropes, right and it didn't have need. You didn't tie
that down at all cars. It's so lucky.

Speaker 11 (38:06):
No other cars.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (38:07):
So yeah, they caught memory of looking back and seeing
this thing bounce and going, oh my god, what the.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Hell that's so good? John, thank you some messages in
somebody seid.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Back in twenty eleven, we're living on Leith Leith Street
north parallel of Castle in Duneda. Yeah, we didn't buy
the city council approved rubbish bags because we were too pover.
There was a skip down the ind of our street.
We didn't want to put the smell of rosh bag
was overflowing in our car in case at leak and stunt,
so we held it out the window where we drove
down the street to the skippin. Yep, the bags scraped
along the ash n as we drove and you can imagine.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
We just left this long line.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Yeah, okay, of maybe don't run rag it like yeah,
thing okay. And we were also at war with the
previous tenants, because there was a massive piano in the
flat and a big black.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Deldo.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Yeah, oh yeah, that's how you say it, yep in
one of the front bedrooms. And they came back and
finally picked up the piano after the lane little said
they were going to take it. We threw the through
the did deal aldo at them and then they threw
it back at us and went through a window.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
They're actually really hard. You can't throw those at each other. Firms.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Somebody somebody said, if you were at a timbad, you
see people tie wood on cars of the craziest manner,
you would ever think that they're not even surprise to
hear under underneath the car. And the most of those
places have a free trailer, right yeah, just don't have
to bars.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
What do you trail?

Speaker 3 (39:37):
I've also seen someone try to attach a trailer to
a car with no tow bar and had slutated. I
don't know. If you don't have a tobar, you can't
take the trailer. Oh my god, that the goodnicked it
and they were just tied it to something inside the boat.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
That dumb. You know. People are all right there.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
And they get to vote the same as you and I.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
And we trust them to be on the road and
not kill us. And that's just society.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
Baby, our lovely friend's kids actually listening good morning, skirt
saying just laughing out louder to our good mates FVH.
And it's reminded me of the time that we moved
to our points shed flat. The movers ate all the
pizza from the fridge just helped themselves and they lost
one of the bed legs to the bed and it
has since been propped up on a can of what

(40:24):
is chickpeas? Ever since what is chickpie's okay, structural structure,
they made a baby in the bed on a can
of what is chickpeas?

Speaker 1 (40:31):
I like to imagine it's in the spear risted. Yeah, lovely,
that's great, great stuff.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Great stuff wasn't me but sold and expensive fiberglass fishing
kayak and the guy who bought it didn't strap it
down well enough on his roof ring, came off at
one hundred klummeters an hour on the motorway and disintegrated
as it hit.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Said.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
I've been behind a van that lost the ladder and
it nearly hit me. And I've seen a kayak. It
was a few It was like a few hundred meters
ahead of me. Though, I've seen a kayak come off.
Hey wile Wow, hid a trailer the wrong sized ball
hatch on the car for're going to be okay? Got
two blocks away and lost the trailer off the car.
And are they all different sizes? There's yeah, there's two

(41:08):
different sizes. Oh that's news to me. The ball hitch.
There's a standard in New Zealand. But some cars have
it different, right, right, Some people just have.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
A small Wise, it's not about the size. The people
just have a small boy.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Lost the trailer off the car down the hill? Did
they not have the safety chain on? Always have the
same always? I feel like safety chain doesn't would So
small safety chain is going to do is give you
a chance to pull over without your trailer overtaking you.
It's like a small bracelet, Yeah, like one of those
dainty little gold bracelets.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
It really feels really doesn't do anything.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
It really feels like it's just like the peace of
mind more than anything.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Someone said it wasn't technically moving.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
I was driving down the street and the truck in
front of me hadn't done the doors up, probably around
a corner.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Hundreds of frozen chocks flow out the door.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Grab a couple right because they're not going to put
those in a supermarket.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
A couple emails will take them home. No, they'll be fine.
Give it a run.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
I'm scared once to confer and that is not the
baby making bed.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Right after the christ earthquake, earthquake, earthquake, earthquakes up the
earth it awoken. After the earthquakes, the movers packed up
our house and they packed up the month old chocolate
self sourcing put in. It was in the oven cooling
down when the earthquake hit through the entire house. They
packed up the pod. Wow, okay, much like a frozen

(42:23):
chook on the side of the road. Would you say
a little bit, yeah, have a little bit, I'm having
a yeah, less like a finger and give it a test.

Speaker 7 (42:30):
Does that m podcast network play that ends flesh Fororn
and Haley?

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Well, today a happy Stranger Things Days day to those
that celebrate episode one and two, Season five out today,
and then it's it's a staggered release.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
For the rest of them.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Biggest Stranger Things fan I know in my life as
my eleven year old daughter, August, who joins us on
the phone.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Good morning, my darling, Good morning. I'm actually I'm a
season behind. Isn't that terrible? Four seasons?

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, I'll watched the first season and then
I was like, yeah, it's good, But.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
What happens that yeah stopped? Huh?

Speaker 5 (43:08):
Do you think, August, it's lame that your dad's making
you do the whole school day rather than picking you
up at late one thirty and getting your home in
time for two o'clock. Oh yeah, yeah, I just feel
like that would have been my Did you supput us
out of school to go see Star Wars on the
drop off day?

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Okay, you're dad rules. That's great thing, your dad rules.
All right.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
So, so season five starts today, August. How long are
there two episodes that are getting Is it just two
episodes today or are we getting more?

Speaker 12 (43:38):
It's just two episodes today, And so the first episode,
I'm pretty sure that I've seen on the internet and
stuff that it's going to be two hours ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
Movie first one?

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Sorry, that episode yeah, wow? Okay, that makes movies? Yeah
yeah yeah.

Speaker 13 (43:59):
And then the second one is two hours.

Speaker 12 (44:02):
Twenty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (44:04):
Okay, Now, whon do we wait so long for these seasons?

Speaker 1 (44:08):
They're literally making films, Peter.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Jackson for making these strangers. All right, so what year
is season five seven? Because last time season four was
in nineteen eighty six.

Speaker 13 (44:19):
Yeah, so it's going to.

Speaker 12 (44:20):
Be in nineteen eighty seven, like set a year later
from the season four.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Okay, but they all look quite a bit older, don't they,
because how old are they now in season are five
compared to season one?

Speaker 13 (44:31):
The main characters, the younger cast, like Milly Bobby Brown
and all those people were around like ten and eleven
and twelve in season one, but now most of them
in their like early twenties yea.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
And are they still pretending to be like teenagers?

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Yeah, yeah, all right? What is what is your prediction
for the ending for eleven? What do you think is
gonna happen to Millie Bobby Brown's character.

Speaker 12 (45:00):
Well, everyone's saying that she's gonna like turn to like Victna's.

Speaker 13 (45:09):
Side, the dark side, the dark side.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Okay, oh my god, I don't know if I believe that. Okay,
what do you believe?

Speaker 12 (45:18):
I believe she's just everyone else is just gonna die
and then that she's going.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
You think she's gonna sell. She she can't die. She's
just married bon Jovi's son.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Refusing art in real life.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Okay, sorry, a little bit of a mix up there.
Who do you think will die? Who's going to be
the first to die? Because there's there's strong that someone's
gonna die and this there's a lot of episodes that
gets dropped today.

Speaker 12 (45:43):
I reckon Mike Wheeler's dad tied.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Character. It's your favorite? You told me, yes that I
Tid's your favorite.

Speaker 13 (45:52):
No, he's not.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
The funniest character, please listen.

Speaker 5 (45:58):
Is the clueless and oblivion his father of Mike, Nancy
and Holy Wheeler?

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Comic relief when his kids are, you know, fightings and such. Yeah?

Speaker 5 (46:05):
Is he the comic relief? They love to kill off
the comic relief because we.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Like that, Yeah we do. Yeah, who's your favorite? August?
Of the characters?

Speaker 4 (46:13):
Steve Steve? Do you think Steve is going to die?

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Well, I'm so sorry to hear that, August. That's going
to be quite an emotional.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Yeah for you? Well, what next are we getting to watch?
I don't know? What do you want? And also what
I got you? What do you want for dinner?

Speaker 11 (46:29):
Pizza?

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Pizza, pizza. That's easy pizza and pizza.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
My mom would people would never have let pizza fly
on a Thursday. What was maybe a Friday? Maybe a
friday or a week what was Thursday? It would have
been something mince based.

Speaker 8 (46:42):
I mean.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
Also, August, if you're starting to feel about sir, you
might need to get picked up early from school.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
All right, thank you.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
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Speaker 4 (46:59):
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Speaker 1 (47:02):
Jenny with an I it is I had an auto
correct to Genny with a wire. She was not happy.
The company KPI about how.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
Swag gaps, which we've mentioned before, which is where I
think Justin and Hailey Bieber she always looks immaculate.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
It's like a dog thig gap. I was like, I.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
Can't, Oh god, no, thire gaps are so done, by
the way.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Are they done? The swag gap? Not to have a
thigh gap. I'm there there the whole time I've been
sitting here waiting, and it's back.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Oh well, how yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:42):
Basically, if you're someone who puts a lot of effort
into the way that you look in dress and you're
with someone who puts little effort into the way that
they look in dress. How it's more than just oh,
they don't look like a couple that really matches. How
it can really be damaging to your relationship because basically
you start to get them and then it's yeah, becomes
a bit of a like, is he even making an effort?

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Now I've chosen a.

Speaker 5 (48:04):
Gender there all of that. Who just wants to be
comfortable totally? But if I've been in the bathroom for
an hour, yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
And king and yeah, And I'm sure there's things about
you that annoy a whatever trail off and there is
if you got gland up and you walked out for
the red carpet and some worn in.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
His berks, would you it anymore? I have?

Speaker 3 (48:26):
I have reconciled that in myself, and I've let it
go okay that you went to a red carpet premiere
and do it again stocks.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
I do it again too, And you were comfortable, wuldn't you?

Speaker 3 (48:36):
I was comfortable And sometimes I kicked my birken Stocks
off to feel the cold tiles under my feet.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Sometimes I like to go bear feet places because it's
not my business. I don't care. You can dress how
you want to dress, because you're my.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
Friend and I do want you to be comfortable, Thank you,
But I want to know this morning. Do you hate
the way your partner dresses? And how bad is that?

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Okay, because maybe you're a farmer's wife and may but
maybe I thought the whole id it was that you'd
changed them and they.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Appreciating at a bit tired of that?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Really? Yeah, you haven't asked you to change us.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
Yeah, you decided to do that, no one knowing, yeah,
knowing how to go in to your head and told
you to do it.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Yeah, it was on you. You had and what you
did is absolutely cook.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
It about mankey undies though, like you'd at least buy
them new undies.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Right, totally totally.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
Yeah, maybe they've got the worst underse maybe the worst socks,
or you just think maybe they just dressed like a madman?

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Yeah, mad woman or mad them?

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Okay, in my pronouns, are actually mad?

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Hey they yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Mad?

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Mad? Mad slash him? Yeah, Yeah, it's good to clarify.
It's good.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Good to wait one hundreds in nine six nine sexy
tis Then.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Do you hate the way your partner dresses?

Speaker 5 (49:48):
And how bad is that we're going to real issue
with the swag gap when one of you is way
more put together than the other, and apparently it could
be a bit more damaging and you'd tune you off
each other to hard that you can't repair it. But
I want to know, do you hate the way your
partner dresses? And how bad is it?

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Hailey joins is Hailey? How bad? Is it not too
bad anymore? Thankfully? But when I meet my husband, I
did I have.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
He wore a lot of board shots that were below
the knee, and I just I just couldn't look at it.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
It's just not good for swimming and.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
For anything with dles too.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
So it was just the combo and ante what is
the problem with chandles? With the with the shorts? The
shorts were shorter?

Speaker 3 (50:36):
So what I think?

Speaker 9 (50:36):
So?

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (50:37):
What over?

Speaker 6 (50:39):
Like?

Speaker 4 (50:39):
What was so good that you could see past that?

Speaker 14 (50:43):
I just said to keep dropping subtle hints of like,
oh these what's really cool at the shots?

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:51):
That implying did he have a monster?

Speaker 3 (50:52):
We didn't know that heart of gold Man?

Speaker 1 (50:57):
What's under the board shorts? It's just it was really
just like a new roof and where you go? Have
they been.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
Donated to the Salvation Army, and he exclusively goes above
the knee.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Now, yes, that's right.

Speaker 10 (51:12):
I don't know who's the Salvationarity would want them to, be.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Honest, not even God's Army would them into rags sounds Hailey,
Thank you for sharing, Michelle, How bad was that?

Speaker 6 (51:25):
So?

Speaker 14 (51:25):
My partners through styles actually quite nice.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
It's just an issue with his socks and his undies.

Speaker 14 (51:32):
He chooses to wear them until they're pretty much like
his feet are falling through.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
So he's got a lot of.

Speaker 14 (51:37):
Holes in his dock, a lot of holes.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
It's so embarrassing.

Speaker 14 (51:41):
I know, and I've actually started cleaning the closes outside
actually just chucked him away. But if he finds them,
he's like, no, there's still so much.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Like at least at least you can't see the undies
when you know, people in public can't see them, but
people can see the socks.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
Well, actually can't see the undy sometimes because sometimes he'll
bend over.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Oh I see the hole.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
I'm like, oh my god, this is yeah, the hole
where the waistband meets the dye. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Maybe Michelle, maybe for Christmas he needs some mondies. Oh
my god, that's the problem.

Speaker 14 (52:18):
He's actually got so many pairs of undies and soft
it's not just me who buys it.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
His manner still buys them fox.

Speaker 14 (52:24):
And undies and quite nice ones. It's just because he's
quite tall.

Speaker 9 (52:28):
And so we need gets changed.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
He tends to put.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Holes in his under so much leg to go up,
legs to go up.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
You got to pull them, got to pull them up.
Thank you, Michelle, Shannon, your partner. How badly does he dress?

Speaker 14 (52:42):
Uh, it's pretty bad. He likes to rock very bright
Hawaiian shirts, which is great, but also with colorful board
shorts that don't match the color of the Hawaiian shirt.
And his favorite pair of board shorts are these horrible,
ugly ones that I hate that are just covered in octopuses.
Wear them all year round with sandals.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Do we say that's correct? Okay, Shannon?

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Have we thought about like accidentally losing them.

Speaker 14 (53:13):
I've done it. I've done it. I've I've pown so
many peers of shorts out and they just keep reappearing
because he thinks it's fashionable.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
I was recently and an old lady said to a
guy and then whack ut out for ever, said, She's like,
I love your shorts, and he's like, here's the thing.
A lot of people don't know about shorts. They don't
have to all be the same color.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
And I was like, I think.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Your age, dude, I think they should.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
They should. And octopus pants.

Speaker 14 (53:37):
Yeah, And I try to buy him nice fashionable shorts,
like really nice ones, and they just sit in his
drawer with the tag on them. Never wears them. Really wow,
And in summer he has to have a mow to
pear with it because he thinks the mow looks good
in summer.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
And really it's a seasonal mustache. Interesting and yeah, sort
of a day not the fashion. Yeah, well, good luck
with that one.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
My husband would wear jeans tucked into socks and it
was awful. I was constantly untucking his jeans and saying,
you don't tuck those, and he always complained that I
was untacking his jeans.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
What is he doing that for? Yeah? I love that.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
Someone just said Anonymous plays he wears white belts.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
White belts like jeans with white belts. Can't do it? Yeah,
are yours?

Speaker 3 (54:33):
My partner constantly dresses as if he's about to hit
the bush. It used to bug me and I'd often
go on about it, but I think he really cares.
He's a bit spectrom me, so literally doesn't care as
long as he's comfort for me.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
One of those hunting and fishing camo fleeces.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Have you worn them? The most comfortable and when it's
cooler they just rule? Yeah, I've got a green one.
I just wear an all winter. It rules moments, hates
the way I dress. Apparently I've got no fashion sense.
I honestly don't care. She dislikes my chemo clothes apparently
at Vartaki, and she gives me shit about my DC
shoe collection.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Be shoes ever made?

Speaker 3 (55:09):
I don't care what pebbles are very comfortable. Do you
think they've kept wearing them from the two thousands? Yeah,
I mean, I mean back now skate shoes are back,
not those.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
I'm surely I've got a couple of a couple of Um.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
I thought I always wanted a classy addresser until we
stayed at the Viaduct and there were man children dressed
by their mums and linens, et cetera. Looked bloody terrible,
had a huge X factor. I'll take my T shirt
Surphi any day.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Yeah, that makes it. I get there.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
You think you want them to dress, and then you
see the sort of person people that dress like that,
and you're.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Like, actually, yuck.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Yeah yeah yeah, as a certified mango who's punching well above,
it doesn't matter how I dress. My partner always have
a significant swag ap. So I just like to be comfortable.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Yeah enough, yeah, yeah, yeah punching there. Yeah, why bother trying?
I think you're saying that.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Yeah, I'm I'm lucky that it even looks at me. Yeah,
it's nice that you're finally admitting it. No, no, I
was talking in her voice.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
I'm a seven point too. I'm not a manga. When
did we last get out of re evaluation?

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Because actually, actually it's like it is like a council evaluation.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
You've got to get it every few It's not about
it's market value, how much someone will slow down. Yeah, inflation.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
In fact, inflation, Mark is looking good, Mark is gonna
look good with there's some investment.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Sorry to tell you, but inflation's kind of bumped into
a sex that includes it's not finished. I would you
might have to get another next year.

Speaker 7 (56:46):
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Speaker 3 (56:52):
Day Day day, day day, did it did.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Deep? Dude, dud dude. It's temperature week, effect of the day.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
And you were all familiar with the fact that fire
is hot, yes, that effect of the day.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Fire is hot. Yep.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
So fire burns like over a thousand degrees celsius. Don't
touch it, don't touch it, don't go to close, don't
play silly buggers with it. But have you heard of
cold fire? No low temperature flames. They burn between one
hundred and twenty and two hundred degrees celsius. Yeah, buddy. Also,
by the way, have you seen this Hong Kong, dude?

(57:41):
It is insane. It's almost like a block of apartments.
It's a couple of apartment fillings on fire in Hong Kong.
It's going to be absolutely it's terrible. Yeah, it's awful.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
I think the thing I read before said as far
as Hong Kong goes, it's about as bad as a
fire can get. Yeah, it's stage series five or stage
five of their fire response.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
So that's not good.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
But a cold flame burns blue, as you said, fletch
normal flames, you know, lots of oxygen, lots.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Of fuel, lots of hate.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Yeah, cold flames, specific fuels, low oxygen and low pressure.
The best example of it, according to this, is a
diesel engine.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
I don't have one of those.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
You don't have a diesel engine. No, I'm not currently
on a diesel engine either. No, but diesel engines burn colder, right, Yeah,
that's why when my granddad used to start as big bondfires,
he used to use diesel and a couple of tires.
You got to get it, you gotta get it high
and before we go to work. Yeah, and now he's
not here for all the global warming, we're having no

(58:43):
good years of burning whenever he wanted, however he wanted,
and then just yeah, tapped out, really left the planet
in a good shape. He didn't like plastic though, That's
why he burnt it.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
You know.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
He wasn't a big pan of plastic things. He liked
the things to be middle, they lasted longer. He has
plastic things. He chopped them on a fire and burnt them.

Speaker 8 (59:00):
Old.

Speaker 5 (59:00):
People love putting this off plastics in the in the
pop belly style.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Well it just burns down to nothing, I know, but man,
it stinks when it's coming at your chimney. If it
was dinosaur juice. It is again a dinosaur juice.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
It's returning to the earth in dinosaur juice form, so
you can you I'm not saying anybody should be today
lighting a cold flame. I would go against lighting a
flame just for flame's sake. But if you use specific fuels,
they could they just burn colder and you can't blow
them out the way you can blow it a normal flame.
So if you can get a cold flame birthday candle,

(59:33):
my gosh, I ever laugh because you're adding more oxygen
to an oxygen to prove flame. It can often make
them stronger, burn stronger. Yeah, it's only making me stronger. Yeah,
what doesn't kill me gets chucked on that bonfire pile
and sit on fire with two rubber tires, not steel
belted radios, not steel belted radios, because you were left
with the wiry miss beautiful American made Goodyear rubber tire,

(59:58):
A couple of them, beautiful d My grandfather, Hilton Smith,
Happy one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Kelly Clarks should have written that song. Yeah, it's a
beautiful song.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
So today's fact of the day is not all flames
burn super hot. There are cold flames. They burn blue
and just blow two hundred degrees. Fact of the day,
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Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
I wanted to share a story with you about something
that happened to me on a date that was otherwise
going really well.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Okay, Now, Vaughner is just so, will we waiting for
an ad? Yeah, Sovrn.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
I feel like we could just get the company credit
card and pay for premium YouTube.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
That's right now.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
It's let's someone is holding up the critic cards.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Principle. It's a principal the matter. I'm ready for it now.
And then okay, all right, okay, spray the prow, Spray
on the pre She's out there trying to have some fun.
Me and Micheal fan Yes, sprow the prow me me okay.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
So yes, I have been out going on dates with people,
and I I've not thought about how I'm gonna say this.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
You haven't told us this story, no, so I the
first we're hearing of it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
I've been, in general hanging out with people once or twice, okay,
and the you know, variety is the spice of life.
But this particular gentleman I've had a.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Few dates with.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
Oh, she's got the handbrake, had a handbrake.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
I love, We're not dead.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
We two days. You were loved out. Do you like me?
Do you like everything? What do you family? Illness? Anyway,
Marcus should I'm not dealing with that later. Yeah, no thanks.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
So I've been on a few dates with this particular
gentleman who we're just going to remain nameless.

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
He has a nickname. Amongst close friends, we have a nickname.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
We have a nickname.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
Because there was a time where we needed more nicknames
because you were saying their actual names. And I was like, Hey,
which one's that you need to nickname people so that
we understand.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Who they are?

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Yeah, you like you know Gary this and Brett that
and Warren this, and I will.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Say there has not been a Gary nor I was
just like, I can't keep up.

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
So this fella, I'll say it like funny, like we're
having a good time, very like sex, really attractive, very hot,
good looking chap.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
And I was so in.

Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
My action to that was I went over to his house. Oh,
I came, and you know, we've had a couple of days. Okay,
I feel good about it. Go over to this guy's
house and I walk in. Signs are all great, tidy
room nice. He's got style, you know, like he's got
it together a bit and.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Three quarter pants and jandles so three quarter length board shorts.

Speaker 5 (01:03:36):
Nothing sort of nothing, kind of you know, no red
flags just yet, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
And having a nice time.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
We were you know, chet chat chat chat chat, flirty, flirty, flirty, and.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Then something happens.

Speaker 5 (01:03:51):
He he turns around and says to me, have you
ever seen an American.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Silver one dollar coin? And he pulls out a coin.

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
And I go no, I haven't and he goes like
this sure, and it disappears.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
Oh no, no he didn't magic.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Oh my god, my hot date did a close up
magic truck.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Oh my god, marry him, marry him. This is incredible
of my life.

Speaker 6 (01:04:26):
Welcome to the Wags Club of Magicians.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
So did he do it well? Really well? Oh no no.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
So it's not like when I see my mates kids
and I'm like, what's that behind your ear money?

Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
But he did it so well. It's this coin and
he goes at this, here's the coin. He goes no, no,
and half the coin's gone and then he goes at
this and it's bad.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
I've got to live, I've got to go. Just need
to close up magic, Shanner.

Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
Think about the life you and I could live together.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
No no, no, no no no, it's dune.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
No we can't no reignite it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
But I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:05:03):
I can't be here with you, Shannon roasting you for
being all but married to a magician and this guy's
blowing coins back together.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
You got to admit the whimsy of it is just
so fun.

Speaker 9 (01:05:19):
Do you know what the worst part is that Shannon
dates a magician like it's his job that this guy
has just done. This is a one times choice.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
He's an amateur at least my rent.

Speaker 11 (01:05:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
Yeah, someone's like I do theater. You're like, wow, but
it's Almo's like I'm an amateur theater.

Speaker 5 (01:05:39):
You're like, yeah, this guy's a ten and I'm sorry.
But the blowing a coinback together after making it disappear,
it's a sex.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
I'm a stad point to I don't Dealey Deli with six,
so you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Don't go below us yet.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
But again I said you might need a re evaluation
because of inflation.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
What I did was.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
I took a moment and I removed.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Myself from the situation.

Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
Okay, yeah, and I tried to walk back into the
room with fresh eyes. But I can't undsee what I'm saying.
You know, I can't give a time I think of him.
I just think of blowing a coin back together.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
It's incredible because you have any other magic tricks?

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
He's listening. No, no, my other magic tricks? Well, well
yeah no.

Speaker 6 (01:06:23):
And everyone makes fun of the girl dating the magician
until you think about it a little harder.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
No, I don't want to think about it harder. And
my honey and my nanny, and now I can't eat.
It's a nauseous of the sort. It's such a shame.
It's so many endearing.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
Right up.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
Yeah, it's dried, it's sealed, it's closed up.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
Then podcast network, lay Z ends flesh one and Haley Halet.

Speaker 15 (01:07:02):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silltle Pole, silly silly,
Today's silly little Pole.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
It's all thanks to met Cafe Morning Rush, keep the
show on the road with great coffee. Do you think
New Zealand drivers are aggressive? It is to day silly
little Pole. Oh my god, yes I am.

Speaker 8 (01:07:26):
When we're four lanes are breast and everyone has almost
created a barrier of driving slow last night, Get hold, you're.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Just trying to get home. Let's just breathe couldn't get anywhere. Well,
what do the people say?

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
Seventy three percent of people said New Zealand drivers are aggressive,
or twenty seven percent said naw.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
I wonder how not having a car is good for
me because it keeps a heart rate down.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
Whenever I do borrow a car or hire a car,
I'm always just like, how do people do this every day?
Like gets so frustrated at the crappy drivers.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the worst. It's the worst.
We get to We do travel quite a.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
Bit to work, but we're never in rush hour and
on the other thing, we might have to come back in.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Or you're oh, what's horrible?

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Yes, Rallian said runs Hailey's fan page box.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Her name said, Rallyan's her game.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
I've kept a list of the most entertaining verbal road
rage quotes courtesy of my mother. She's dropped f bombs,
a ship bag, and a bloody blue ass fly, followed
immediately by our laughter. Lots of idiots on the road,
and we've immortalized them with her rage full and amusing words.

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
My mum's favorite is f knuckle.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Tray.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Living in Australia, says Georgia where road roage seems to
be a national sport.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
Catherine literally been followed and asked the rom My window
down to be berated in Wellington on multiple occasions, when
trying to find somewhere to park, or literally waiting at
a traffic light.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
I just wind it back up. Why should we both
have a bad day.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
I find just laughing at people like that really helps
helps me in that situation I get out of the car,
get especially if they've got a weapon, you take it
out and they've got a bat.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
People have been like claw hammer and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
Someone followed me when I flipped them off. Yeah, And
then I told them I wasn't flipping off. I was
checking something out the window and they said, oh, I'm
so sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
They tail it to me. They tapped my my bumper,
They tapped you, you pulled the fingers.

Speaker 5 (01:09:20):
Then they decided no, no, no, they were they were being
about I pulled the fingers. They pulled them behind me,
tapped my bumper and like followed me like an Inchwaan.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
I was like, oh wow, thanks give cash and the voucher.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
Actually they absolutely a fifty dollars met cafe vouch a
few can throe, Well done, take a Catherine. I'm not aggressive,
but don't check their mirrors indicate And let's not even
get started on effing press drivers, says Sandy. Now I
feel like Sandy might be the aggressive driver.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
That sounds like it. Yeah, so that press driver is probably.

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
Me and Uber telling them to just pull over here
where I at the last minute, Yeah, just can's And
he said, no, they're not aggressive, they're just ship Yeah,
so you know again, and Bobby said, I mean I
lived in the month o War two and then Wellington,
but recently moved to Australia and they are much more

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aggressive over here in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Rais actually let you in.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
Oh wow, so they didn't even let you in. Yeah,
I didn't know that Australia was a road range. There's
a couple of messages like that said, well we asked
you for a silly little pole. Do you think New
Zealand drivers are aggressive? Seventy three percent of you said years.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
I just realized they did the whole show with my
headphones on.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
Backwards, so well, that means the shows backwards in, isn't it.
We're gonna have to play this in reverse or should
we speak in reverse?

Speaker 5 (01:10:33):
And hopefully they'll they'll work out the other ways a
little

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Give us here play z ms Fletchborn and Hailey