Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - December 19th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the City.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
In podcast networking, this is Big Tide thanks to animates
making Happy Cabin for Pits, Good Morning, Flench Morn and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
The last show of the year.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (00:15):
We do have podcasts every day for the holiday break.
Our Christmas Cocktail special starts tomorrow. Our specials every day
that we are podcast. iHeartRadio wherever you listen to your podcast.

Speaker 6 (00:26):
Wherever I choose a Heart Radio.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Vaughn's Late slept In, slept In broke Down.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
I've got a tradition on the last day of the
year for work. I was driving my Landro and heard
it off my grandfat.

Speaker 7 (00:39):
I think that should stop so slow, Yeah, I think
that should stop, especially when you were late.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
I was like, how was born late? He wasn't even
that far away from work? Yeah, unbelievable.

Speaker 6 (00:52):
Do you know what I've also got?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Hard lord? I think flesh just took care of that.
Thanks witch, you're Do you.

Speaker 7 (01:00):
Know what I've also got for the last day of
the year, shaving rash, Like a kind.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Of has been a month this year.

Speaker 7 (01:09):
You haven't had a skin ra rash?

Speaker 6 (01:14):
This onre I was like, sore umps, do.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
You want to swing by? Doctor shawne Is on the
way to the year. Him up.

Speaker 6 (01:20):
He's my final appointment of the year.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
You know, maybe he's got some cream for you.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Coming up on the show today, her hands after eight
o'clock this morning, our story of the year.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
We've teased this a little bit. This was the cockroach story, the.

Speaker 7 (01:37):
Friend who anonymous, well anonymous friend who confidentially told me
a story and the next day I just ripped it
out on here and man, it was a yarn.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
So we're going to replay that story. But also we've
got to follow up because a lot of people questioning
the truthfulness of the story. But we've got to follow
up with her today on the show. And very excited
about that.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Also on the Wave worn.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
The top sex of the last top six for the year. Yeah,
and we're going to be looking back at the top
sex top sexes of twenty twenty five. Man, I wish
it was twenty twenty six, because the top sex of
top sex, top sexes of twenty twenty sex sounds right, Taylor,
so much cooler. Coming up on the show soon, a
man has taught an octopus to play the piano, and.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
We've been promised audio.

Speaker 7 (02:22):
There's audio Nicks though the twenty twenty five Quote of
the Year has been revealed for New Zealand and we
are somewhat involved.

Speaker 8 (02:30):
Play z ends fletch Worn and Hayley.

Speaker 7 (02:33):
Now we mentioned the quotes of the Year for twenty
twenty five. They were sort of mostly for New Zealand.
It was mostly politics based. Our vote was for Christopher
Luxton's have a Marmote sandwich?

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah, great, little Revendra happy than packer marmote sandwich and
an apple like you and I did about school lunches.

Speaker 7 (02:54):
But we've actually turned up in one of the quotes
of the year right next to.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
A sea bomb.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Okay, wow, okay, that's sea bomb.

Speaker 7 (03:06):
And do you know when I was looking up to
get this exact quote, there is an article from I
will say It's Stuff from May twenty five, so this
year saying what is girl Math?

Speaker 6 (03:16):
No, you're a bit behind. When was when the Girl
Math first launched? Twenty twenty three?

Speaker 7 (03:21):
Yeah, twenty two three, twenty three?

Speaker 6 (03:23):
Ye keep up. But the quote was from an act
Deputy leader Brooke van Velden. We've met before.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
This is the winning quote.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
This is the this is the quote that we appear.
I've never met her. I did say we've met her.

Speaker 7 (03:37):
I looked at form and we've met her. Which did
she She brought in soap and it smelled like fish.
Have you been paying attention? Yes, as a filming Okay, yeah,
what fish soap? Why don'd you bring the.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Math soap for a hobby? But it did smell quite unusual.
Is it wasn't meant to smell it smell of the ocean,
but it smell more like fresh than salt.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Oh do you think she just got a bucket of
ocean fish slop?

Speaker 9 (04:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
It's weird, the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
I mean, so the smell of the personality, it all
kind of lined up or lack thereof. Yeah, I'm big
as polite as I possibly can be here. Yeah, good.

Speaker 7 (04:12):
Yeah, it's an unusual duck, really unusual, really unusual duck.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
Like she'd just been unplugged from the wall.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Yeah yeah, and was running on a few iOS behind.

Speaker 6 (04:24):
So that Yeah, she was iPhone sex, you know what
I mean. And when he held her in your hand
you could feel it.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
It was weird. Okay.

Speaker 7 (04:32):
So the quote that we were in references girl Math.
I think that we created And by the way, this
article twenty twenty five doesn't credit zidim.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
All right, okay, when they go, what.

Speaker 7 (04:44):
Is girl math, we're not actually as an internet joke
created in twenty twenty three, that's what they said.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, credit with credits due, Yeah, that was us.

Speaker 6 (04:54):
The quote was, I do not agree.

Speaker 7 (04:55):
This is Brook van Valden clearly unplugged from the wall.
I do not agree with the clearly gender and patronizing
language that National Affairs editor for the Sunday Star Times,
Andrea Vance used to reduce senior cabinet ministers to girl bosses,
hype squads, girl math users and sea words.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Oh wow.

Speaker 7 (05:10):
And so she was calling out a journalist and that's
the quote because she was in parliament saying girl.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
Math and she dropped a hard sea.

Speaker 9 (05:17):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
But we're just in there. I feel quite, I feel
quite influencial.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
And that's the quote of the year.

Speaker 6 (05:23):
Quote of the year.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
Okay, it's her calling out people for being patronizing. But
when she dropped an absolute sea followed by you and
then you know, the rest of us see you next
Tuesday in parliament.

Speaker 6 (05:34):
But we've got in there, girl math and a sea bomb.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
We're in there, and just to call out stuff.

Speaker 7 (05:39):
We created that for example, TikTok with viral TikTok We.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Did that the ZM podcast Network.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
A sweetish YouTuber. He's a musician, Mattias Clants. Yeah Clents.
He's known for his eccentric kind of musical experiments.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
On his utube tube.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Channel, he rescued an octopus from a live fish market.
He was like, I wonder if I could teach these
very intelligent animals to play the piano.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
They are very intelligent, he said.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
They have the intelligence of a three year old. Three
year old's dumb, but you could, I want to, could
you teach them to like play the piano?

Speaker 7 (06:26):
Play the children that play the piano properly at three?

Speaker 5 (06:31):
My children, My children are part Asian. I'm waiting for them. Yeah,
where is it for the miracle Asian the piano? You
know you always like a four year old Asian crank
and a backflip on a skis or you.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
Know, come on, but you're not the Asian parents.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
You're not cranking the you know, tiger mom.

Speaker 7 (06:54):
Shout out to William what was his last name who
I used to compete against and piano huang maybe yeah,
and he he had great Asian parents that absolutely made
him a bitter pianist than that. You know, my mum
was lazy maldi pakia.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
But didn't she like he was the only thing stubbing
you being.

Speaker 7 (07:12):
But I didn't have Chinese parents, Okay, and William beat
me at every single competition, right what Chinese? Because Chinese
must be playing. It's probably a concert pianists. Look at me,
I'm on the radio or just not. He's lawyer, surgeon
or something.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
And at the weekend he relaxes and plays concert level yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
For an audience of free.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
This YouTuber started teaching this octopus to press keys.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
On a piano on a little keyboard.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
So he tried several teaching methods, including light up keys
and fake crabs that were heading inside the instrument, so
they didn't work. So we designed a custom built octopus
piano tailored to has curiosity and his strengths. And what
he did is every time he pressed a piano key,
he would lower a abs slightly closer to him and

(08:03):
then only reward base yes. And then only by completing
a malady does the crab reach grabbing distance. So therefore
he learned and taught this octopus that if he pressed
certain keys, he would get a crab.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
Okay, and then you promised audio.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
I promised audio. Are you ready this? This is an
octopus rescued from a fish market, Chinese octopus parents, tiger.

Speaker 7 (08:32):
Mom'll get out?

Speaker 3 (08:35):
What are you doing? Bitch?

Speaker 5 (08:36):
Get out of here, guys, it's beautiful. And then he
gets a crab. That's all I've got, Hailey, No, okay,
actually this is.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
I was so disappointed.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
No, this is no. I will say.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
The guitar that you can hear is the YouTuber So
just to clarify, playing those threat thread the octopus has
not the guitar yet, but the piano that you hear
is the octopus.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
So that's a human.

Speaker 9 (09:08):
Yep, another one more.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
Yeah, he sucks.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
He's an octopus.

Speaker 7 (09:33):
Yeah, but he needs Can I just say.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
He needs a dad that's never home, working, working, working, working,
and a mom that's doing nothing.

Speaker 7 (09:42):
But so I've looked up William Huang, who would get
me at every single is your nemesis. It was my
nemesis around the piano competition circuits of the early two thousands.

Speaker 6 (09:51):
Yep, I looked him up, doctor William Hung.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
Wo.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
Wow, do of what medicine?

Speaker 7 (10:01):
Not even an actual one, like an actual actual one?

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Okay, and what have you done.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
I've got a mary parent and a parking up here,
and they did nothing for me.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
I'm pretty sure they did quite a lot for you.

Speaker 6 (10:12):
Actually, I was giving every privilege on the scenes my life.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yeah. Still though, can he do this on the piano
when I could not?

Speaker 7 (10:24):
Now you.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
Miss you?

Speaker 7 (10:30):
You know, just William get to wake up and listen
to one thousand miles.

Speaker 6 (10:33):
With his friends?

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Now whatever he wants. He's adopted.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
He's probably got YouTube Premium and Spotify premium too.

Speaker 6 (10:42):
He's studied an otago.

Speaker 10 (10:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
Wow, man, he's so much better of me than do so.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
Was he a surgeon or a GP or hang on,
I'm going on health point.

Speaker 7 (10:54):
There's something I don't even know what my arrival. I
don't even know if I had a ride.

Speaker 6 (11:00):
What is an m B C, m b C h
B master builders?

Speaker 3 (11:05):
A master builder?

Speaker 7 (11:06):
Wait, he's a hanger, master builder and of cottages, still.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
Of medicine and Bachelor of surgery?

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Is a surgeon? Hands those hands?

Speaker 6 (11:15):
What I do with my fingers?

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Ah?

Speaker 9 (11:17):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Talking about that?

Speaker 8 (11:19):
Plays that ends flesh worn and Haley.

Speaker 7 (11:22):
Now officially I'm on the official alter Or music charts here,
So this is a First, these are the numbers are
in the top five albums of twenty twenty five, and
this is all based on streaming radio.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
Oh yeah, yeah, we influenced this.

Speaker 7 (11:39):
Number five Alex Warren's album You'll Be all Right Kid. Yeah,
it's our friend Alex Warren, personal personal friend. We saw
him at the airport and here.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
We hung out in the Kodoo lounge.

Speaker 7 (11:49):
Number four Short and Sweet Sabrina Carpenter number three is
the math that took the Maths album It Sharon Maths
was the plus minus equals division x I, the collection.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Why I Thought You Many Married It First Sight Nah
Life Srina Carpenter's.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Not the most recent album, Short.

Speaker 7 (12:09):
And Sweet, the one before Yeah yeah, yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:12):
Man'sprits number ten. She's got two in the top in
the chart.

Speaker 7 (12:15):
Number two was Life of a Show Girl Taylor Swift
number two Taylor Swift number one.

Speaker 6 (12:21):
Demon Hunters was the album of the year, but the
song of the year.

Speaker 7 (12:26):
Was Ordinary Ol Friend Alex Warren, Little Alex Warren and
then Golden Capeop Demon Hunters was number two, which I
think this year has been a great year for music
and I'm not usually a pop music girly.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
You know your Death Middle.

Speaker 7 (12:41):
My song of the year was actually Mongolian throat singing death.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
Middle, and that is not a word of a lie.

Speaker 7 (12:46):
But this year I've loved it and I like we
were just played somber and I love twelve to twelve.
That's going to be I reckonart hop song of the
year started the year with a lot of Chapel Ran two.

Speaker 6 (12:58):
Chaparra, who we're seeing in February.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
That's not far away the subway. Yeah, also Bins and Burns. Yeah,
crackers to come back into a shell away.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
He's so great.

Speaker 6 (13:09):
You're your frothing on Olivia Dane yea.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Yeah, you getting a lot of lily that.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
He thinks of her face and.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
Face do you know it's Jesus stunningly beauty And it's
just the way she dresses, very classy, very interfashion.

Speaker 6 (13:28):
Now is your fashion?

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Boy?

Speaker 7 (13:31):
Do you know what's still in the top ten at
the end of the year charts, but Missy Lowly Young
And I just think about that. I listened to that
whole album. That's a great floor. The whole album is
very very good.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
It's wild though when you look at the streaming top fifty,
because there are still songs in their Fleetwood Mac like
the Goo Goo Dolls, Irish Iris do you know stopped
Sabrina Carpen to get into number one in the UK?

Speaker 6 (13:58):
The Verve, what drugs don't hurt Work?

Speaker 3 (14:01):
No Symphony? Really, I think that was there. I read
an article yesterday. I was like, what the Verve UK charts?

Speaker 5 (14:10):
Yeah it was it was bad and I didn't have
the time to look into why.

Speaker 6 (14:14):
Fleetwood Max Dreams is still in there.

Speaker 7 (14:16):
Yeah, yeah, it's always Fleetwood Max, always in there.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
I mean, but because it's just had a resurgence and
a whole new audience.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Is loving it.

Speaker 6 (14:26):
Yeah, yeah, totally.

Speaker 7 (14:26):
They're like the song pops and we were like, we know,
we've known it for quite a lot a long time.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
The Killers, Mister Brightside's always in the top fifty.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah, streaming charts like it's crazy, but.

Speaker 7 (14:37):
It's new New Zealand music doesn't often cut through, you know.
They've got your own like Actual Lord and Benny and
all that. They got their own charts of the New
Zealand songs. But this this year the song Cranks I
love it. Also, the drugs don't work as a great
song from the verb as well, should we just.

Speaker 6 (14:55):
Verb all Day.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
Have It a Verve Dang song by verv Good, not
to be confused with the Verve pipe who sang the
Freshman song. Isn't this a TV ad or a YouTube ad?

Speaker 6 (15:08):
It would have been meaning I feel like it's.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Does that n podcast Needwork plays?

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Having a best friend is the new societal Yeah? I
remember how, like a little while ago, I was like,
if you've got a boyfriend, it's like an eck yeah.

Speaker 7 (15:31):
Which is funny because I was reading an article the
other day about a boy having a girlfriend as the
new brag and girls having boyfriends as the new which
is so funny that they're like I got a girlfriend.

Speaker 6 (15:43):
We're like, oh my gosh, I got a boyfriend? Do
you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (15:46):
Like that're so toughed and girls are so embarrassed.

Speaker 6 (15:49):
But the idea of because I've got to.

Speaker 7 (15:51):
Be his friend and I was it bad, don't I
think people.

Speaker 6 (15:55):
Are just saying that, like.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Why is it bad? Why is it bad?

Speaker 7 (15:58):
We're just saying it's a bit like immature, be like, yeah,
I've got a best friend, you're actually most sick and
best friend all.

Speaker 6 (16:07):
The time that she's.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
Rachel.

Speaker 7 (16:09):
And I think because I always say, oh, my best
friend jets, my best friend Juice may be even to
people who have made her a thousand times.

Speaker 6 (16:15):
I always call it this.

Speaker 7 (16:16):
So I'm at because I my best friend.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
So what do we say now? Just my mate my
friend mates?

Speaker 7 (16:22):
Yeah, you gotta be you gotta be nonchalant about your friendships.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Okay, right, so like you guys are just homies. I
call you guys being salant. No, we're being okay, sorry,
non chalan about best friends.

Speaker 6 (16:35):
We're being non chalant in our friendship, about friend rankings
and our in our romantic relationships.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Okay, right, okay, it's very hard to keep up.

Speaker 6 (16:44):
Do you have a best friend? You have one best friend.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
I've just got people in my life. Yeah, you go, friends,
acquaintances in my life? Is it nonchalant enough acquaintances?

Speaker 11 (16:57):
No?

Speaker 6 (16:57):
That offends me.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Yeah, I had friends I don't actually know.

Speaker 6 (17:01):
Producer, producer, girly Shannon. You've got a best friend, don't you?

Speaker 7 (17:04):
And I hate to bring this up in front of
Carwen down south?

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Yes, yeah, on the farm.

Speaker 6 (17:10):
Do you know I'm right here? Sorry, when you might
want to take your headphones off your number two?

Speaker 10 (17:14):
No, we always talk about how like Carwen is my
person like every day we speak for.

Speaker 12 (17:20):
I would say it.

Speaker 7 (17:21):
Was a gay Yeah, we speak.

Speaker 10 (17:25):
For I would say, like sixteen hours a day.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (17:28):
The second we leave here, we would say bye and
I say talk to you soon, and we literally will
message like as I'm walking home. But then yeah, I've
got my best friend down in Clinton and I go
down to the farm. She's got pigs by the way,
peg our little knees, baby baby.

Speaker 7 (17:43):
Baby's they don't have any real anymore.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
Bacon Now I want bacon.

Speaker 10 (17:52):
When we come back, I'll tell you how my pig
farming's going. Okay, you're going to go down yeah, yeah, yeah,
over the break every time.

Speaker 6 (17:59):
Mom, I'm a fine car. When do you have a
best friend, because Shannon's already taken, I know I do.
I probably have maybe like two or three one no, no, no,
no no no no.

Speaker 7 (18:09):
That's not the Ecbert having like your top friends. That's
very normal. It's the having the one person that you're like,
this is something besting. They we're like, like, how I am.
I would say that there's like two of my friends
in my life that are like my best friends, but.

Speaker 6 (18:23):
Maybe Sean one of them. Let's no, no, no, no,
no no.

Speaker 10 (18:28):
No, Well, I've got her presence in my background.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Now.

Speaker 7 (18:33):
It is funny when like, that's how easy women turn
on each other.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
I've got no.

Speaker 7 (18:41):
Problem, but they just one of them is like I've
got a best friend and it's not you, and the
other ones like I do too, But then that's a problem.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Whereas guys, we've come to an agreement.

Speaker 8 (18:50):
Plays it ends Fleschorn and Haley from.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
The Fletchvorn and Haley group chat.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
This is the top sex.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Today's some sex. Did you ever do the system of
a down? Cough?

Speaker 11 (19:06):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (19:07):
System of a down?

Speaker 5 (19:08):
No?

Speaker 6 (19:08):
Just disturbed?

Speaker 3 (19:09):
How do you know what's the system of a down
song that's got the weird noise in it? I think
it doesn't matter. How are you thinking of corn? I'm
also thinking of that, okay, but that's different again.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Top Sex Top sixes of twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
We take a retrospector for is that right word to
go home?

Speaker 5 (19:25):
Oh? I only just got here an hour ago, literally
slept in and driving a slow land driver. Top six
top sexes of twenty twenty five. Looking back on the year,
these are the top sixers that we did.

Speaker 7 (19:38):
Are you that really resonated with the audience.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
Number sex on the list of the top Sex Top
Sexes for twenty twenty five was back in January. Yeah,
the top Sex Reasons twenty twenty five is going to
be a great, fantastic, top tier year where.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Nothing can go wrong. Yeah, that was in January.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
I don't think that worked out for you both. Maybe
you'll sort it round.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
I think we've been reflecting, haven't we.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
We have.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
The loads have been low, yeah, the highs have been high.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
Yeah. And it's one of the others, as my therapist
said yesterday, And we've got to feel at all.

Speaker 5 (20:11):
Yeah, I feel it all, to feel it all, got
to feel it all, feel at all.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
The highest can't be the highest of that. The lows
moon lost?

Speaker 6 (20:19):
Right, how those highest felt?

Speaker 3 (20:21):
You're just living in the mid the entire time.

Speaker 6 (20:23):
No, I'm not mid, I refuse no, No, I feel big.
I'm feeling it all.

Speaker 5 (20:27):
Virginia Number five on the list of the top Sex
Top Sexes for twenty twenty five was back in March.
We had the top sex signs of the Year's bad
start doesn't mean the whole year's.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Do it right? Okay, yeah, right, Yeah, just.

Speaker 6 (20:40):
A bad start.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
It was just a bad start, put it behind you,
get on with it. That was a great Top Sex.
Number four and the least of the top sex top
sexes in twenty twenty five came in April. Just the
next month, the top Sex Healthy Guarantees. I'm making my
body to ensure it's a temple by the end of
twenty twenty five and doesn't reflect, you know, the poor
year I'm actually having.

Speaker 6 (20:58):
Yeah, horn and I am both but hung o today?

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Do you remember back in which is weird because I
only had three delicious creamy pints?

Speaker 11 (21:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (21:05):
Yeah, I only hit two bottles esus Christ, you say
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Speaker 1 (22:25):
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Speaker 5 (22:28):
The list of the Naughty and Nice Names for twenty
twenty five. The producer gurlies have said no to me
playing Snoopy's Christmas a Friday flashback at.

Speaker 6 (22:37):
Eight o'clock, and you would allow some of the other
stuff that we've played. It's just such a boomer song.

Speaker 8 (22:43):
I Love I Love the World War.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
I know this.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
I think that is one of New Zealand's favorite Christmas songs.

Speaker 10 (22:49):
I just think there's so many.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
It's only popular here. I know it's only popular in
New Zealand and Australia.

Speaker 6 (22:55):
Or just your studio and nowhere else.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
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Speaker 6 (23:02):
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Speaker 3 (23:04):
Do you want Snoopy's Christmas and Friday?

Speaker 6 (23:07):
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Speaker 3 (23:08):
Just yes or no?

Speaker 6 (23:09):
Make your bid?

Speaker 5 (23:10):
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I'll play something else.

Speaker 10 (23:14):
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a fun like Yeah, flow right, Georgia.

Speaker 6 (23:19):
Can do that.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
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I've got I'm friends with Santa.

Speaker 8 (23:37):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
I have even been keeping it on the down load,
But I've got friends with Santa, and I've got my
hands on twenty twenty fives naughty A nice list?

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Okay, now, okay, man, Okay.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
These are the These are the these are the top
of the heap.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
These are the These are the naughtiesst and the nicest.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
There are any kids listening? Yeah, and you're it's not
It's not too late to turn it around. No, I
got Santa could still come. I got Santra on the
I've got Santa on the blower.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
And if you're a parent.

Speaker 5 (24:12):
And you're listening and you're with your children, First of all,
this is a safe place. But if they need a
rack up, maybe text their name to nine Sex, nine
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Speaker 3 (24:22):
Added to the last.

Speaker 7 (24:23):
Yeah, you want people to if you think your child's
been misbehaving and they need a little bit to be
set straight this morning, You're good, you text me their
name and I'll give it a quick check of if
it is on the naughty.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
List, just quickly. How Snoopy's Christmas?

Speaker 7 (24:37):
We're playing Snoopy' Chris, What do you want to be?

Speaker 3 (24:41):
To start with the naughty list or the nice list?

Speaker 10 (24:44):
The nice?

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Go with nice nice. Here are the girls. Here are
the girls. If your name's on this list, you're on
the nice list.

Speaker 7 (24:50):
Elizabeth, Kate, Sophie, Emily, Laura, Rachel, Olivia, Anna, Amy, Hannah, Rebecca, Emma, and.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Sarah Scenario on the list.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
She's not neither. So here's the nice boys. He's the
good boys, Jack, John and Joseph.

Speaker 7 (25:11):
Okay, John and jo and Joseph, Luke, William, David Thomas, Andrew, Benjamin, Samuel, Joshua, Michael,
and James. I canna ask a question, And I'm not
calling out Santa for being racist, but I'm hearing a
lot of Parkier names.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
I'm going to say, where's Emmy.

Speaker 6 (25:28):
Where's powder, Where's ah, Where's They're neither?

Speaker 5 (25:34):
They're not the naughtiest nor the nicest. Well, he's a surgeon.

Speaker 7 (25:37):
One other than being a successful medical surgeon beating my
ars at piano competitions all the.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
Time, just joined us. Haley found out her nemesis is
actually a surgeon. So he's pointed out a talker. Yeah
he's winning.

Speaker 7 (25:51):
Okay, I've just actually had a text then, Okay, shaller
c h E L L A is are they on
the naughty list?

Speaker 3 (25:57):
R on a road trip and she's been tea thing?

Speaker 7 (26:00):
Okay, So let me just what if you under Sander's
database see what we've got there. It's it's nice you
were reading out those names. Someone said that sounds like
Haley's Friday Night.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
Now I feel personally at.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Wow, is there a Jack? Is there a Joseph did
have that app for a while and a year.

Speaker 7 (26:20):
So I've just checked Santa's less shallows. It's not it's
not looking great at the least, at least they turned them.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
Maybe if well behaved for the car ride, I would say,
pull your socks up for the rest of the pre season.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Okay, there, we're gonna need a check.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
We've got a little chick here, Freddy and Rory.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Freddy and Rory.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Chick check Freddy sounds like I'm pretty sure I saw
that on the naughty list.

Speaker 7 (26:49):
And also so we're kind of getting two ticks a
cross over here. We've got a yes to Snoopy Christmas.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Yeah, I think it's so Freddy and Rory at the moment. Yep.

Speaker 7 (26:57):
On the Nordy side of the bond, there's a line
down the.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Middle of the last on how very closely.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Just getting back into the good into the good Grace center,
let's read the definitive list of naughty names, boys and girls.
These are the naughty girls, These are the naughty girls,
naughty girls. Grace, one more time, naughty girls, Please don't
say that again.

Speaker 7 (27:17):
Okay, we've had the good girls, Grace, good girl, now
having the naughty girls. Okay, Grace, naughty, naughty Kelly, Natasha Charlotte.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Oh, hold on, I'm just gonna.

Speaker 7 (27:33):
No ads so because you're on the on the premium,
And thank you again to the Christian Family, yes for
the Apparently I said I see the name five different
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their family YouTube plan, and I only said it right once, okay,
but they wouldn't tell me which way I said it
which was right?

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (27:48):
So these are the naughty girls Grace, Kelly, Natasha, Oh
we all know naughty Natasha.

Speaker 6 (27:53):
Oh, I haven't met a good Natasha.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
Charlotte, Amanda, Georgia, Danny l Lisa, listen, Nicole, Samantha, and
the Nadius of walk Jessica.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Yeah, naughty jess Can we sorry?

Speaker 7 (28:06):
I'm just so many messages coming in now. Peyton and
Dominic naughty or nice?

Speaker 5 (28:09):
I can tell you right now checking the list. Peyton's
are on the side of the on the Nordy side
of the line. Peyden, Dominic your sort your stuff out,
naughty list.

Speaker 6 (28:18):
Ryan's feeling nervous.

Speaker 9 (28:19):
Ryan Nordy.

Speaker 13 (28:20):
Oh my god, he's on the naughty list. I'm just
going to read the naughty boys. Okay, naughty boys, naughty boys. Wait,
say it naughty boy. Nah, it was a naughty boy
not as hot as it naughty boy.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Boy Nathan, Liam, Jordan, tim Or Timothy Yep, naughty Jacob, Jason, Cameron,
Ryan Neck or Nicholas Neck, Neck, Noughdy Neck.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Jen, Aiden, Matthew and Daniel.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
Okay are the naughtyus?

Speaker 5 (28:50):
Okay to turn it around? Okay, Well you're still time around.
We've got any other names that need checking Llen Dylan
Taylor with an A at the Endty Nordyk, Katie's on
the good list. Andrea we want to check as Andrew

(29:10):
nice list. It was and Andrea on the nice list.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Yeah, good, good girl. Don't do that good, don't do that?
Do that?

Speaker 2 (29:20):
M Podcast Network play z m's flesh Worn and Haley Well,
I was on my phone the other day as I
want to do, and I received a message from someone
who wanted to know if they could come into the
studio on our last show and have a little visit.

(29:42):
And I was like, you know, where actually doing croissants
and mimosas it might not be appropriate, yeah to have
guests in the studio, but they assured me it would
be fine if you could just bring up my cord
here Fletch.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yes absolutely, I'm just gonna get them.

Speaker 6 (29:57):
Can you help me, you'll give your hand.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Here we go. I know what's happening here. I've been
tricked into this. I don't mister Fincher, you are dead.

Speaker 7 (30:16):
For mister okay, Christians smell like boo.

Speaker 12 (30:23):
Wie last night even not a gappye, mister fer the
guys of death.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Hello, everybody, Christmas, all things.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
A bad, We're back.

Speaker 12 (30:33):
This is back back again, brothers, just we're back. Tell
a friends, Yes, who's back?

Speaker 6 (30:39):
Yes, we got to work on that a little bit.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Yeah, yep, so you weren't dead.

Speaker 6 (30:47):
We have a story to tell, don't we do we?

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Okay, so here we go.

Speaker 14 (30:55):
You old join us and I worked out exactly what's happening.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
We've been adopted out. You helped us find a new
mummy and.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
Daddy did and I thought that was the interview and
I wouldn't have to deal with this again.

Speaker 10 (31:08):
We get there.

Speaker 12 (31:09):
We're what no spa, no spa, we're sharing a room.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
You'res you know what?

Speaker 11 (31:17):
Right?

Speaker 3 (31:17):
No?

Speaker 14 (31:19):
I like to.

Speaker 12 (31:21):
They were vegans, mister Fletchers, were anemic.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Because we're orphans and we've been in an orphans.

Speaker 6 (31:31):
Having on slats. We start getting terribly thin. We get
the rickets were scarvy.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Were they're not giving you meals?

Speaker 6 (31:43):
It's like tofu scrambles like that. Ain't we make plans?

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Don't we?

Speaker 6 (31:49):
Brother? We leave were escaped?

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Not where did you go?

Speaker 12 (31:53):
Well, we was in a taxi and we was listening
on our heart radio to your radio show Dinner Bell.

Speaker 9 (31:59):
Brother.

Speaker 7 (32:00):
That's a kot to hear our own k do you
if we get appearances were smile and.

Speaker 6 (32:10):
Someone says he's got a beautiful smile.

Speaker 12 (32:12):
One step closer to adoption by someone who will feed
us actual food. Yea, if someone says, who couldn't love you?
Ding cap are. So we're listening in this TEXTI on
our heart radio to your radio show.

Speaker 6 (32:26):
We start to hear terrible I think you know what
he needs children.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
He's already got some.

Speaker 14 (32:38):
Yeah they're older now and somewhat moony and temperamental teens,
and yeah.

Speaker 12 (32:42):
They're into boys and stuff.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
I don't like that so much.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
One of them I hear is messaging boy and his
name starts.

Speaker 6 (32:54):
With J and I that's a naughty boy.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
It's gonna get a wallet.

Speaker 15 (32:58):
Five hedgehig down from Fray where we was I believe
it's pronounced from gangay, from gangay okay, and we think
we're going to turn up, we're going.

Speaker 12 (33:13):
To see our beautiful mister Flitch.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
Okay, getting the word out.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
And if you're looking for.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
Two adorable children to join your family and you eat
meat and other things, pools.

Speaker 12 (33:26):
Yeah, bedrooms for brothers sister because I'm also about to
hit Pubert tea.

Speaker 6 (33:33):
Time, mister, Rather time for a brother and sister to.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Be sharing the room. Yeah, yeah, no, that's fear.

Speaker 14 (33:41):
Even eggs, not even the first step brother and sisters especially.

Speaker 9 (33:46):
Either way.

Speaker 12 (33:48):
Texas ninety six, ninety six.

Speaker 6 (33:50):
If you've got a mummy and daddy that will.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
Tape, okay, an empty mister maybe yeah, okay, we'll go
and you need.

Speaker 12 (33:56):
Some more happy we're not dead, mister.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
In sense of surprise, it's a real did.

Speaker 9 (34:03):
When those vegans.

Speaker 14 (34:04):
Wouldn't give us you do look skin, thank you, mister Fletcher.
They wouldn't vaccinate us either, jab measles out I know
we're not. We have been jams, how much you Upland
when there's a measles outbreak, it's an unvaccinated probably.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Okay, you guys, don't go, you guys go head shike
and good luck. Find a family who's staying at your
house while you're away. It's all lockedown, is it. It's
locked up. You won't be able to stay there. And
it's quite nice central compared.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
It'll be nice.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
There's no poles.

Speaker 6 (34:41):
Oh now, I'm good.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Has pawn still got his pool?

Speaker 13 (34:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Go to worn to cure. There's also a chest freezer
of Ridley.

Speaker 6 (34:51):
You go right, well, we love you, mister Fletcher.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.

Speaker 14 (34:58):
Actually been I'm looking at you your text machinery come
to my house and nah, Hannah poolry.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Don't.

Speaker 6 (35:07):
I don't even know where that is. I've never heard of.

Speaker 14 (35:09):
Absolutely hate the Christmas worphans changing stations a minute.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
That's a reverse KPI.

Speaker 8 (35:14):
That replays it ends flesh.

Speaker 7 (35:17):
For and my sister and I used they were discussing
what to get our parents for Christmas, and I said
we should get them voucher to go like glamping.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
I guess is what you call it. It's just wild.
It's like I really like staying canopy camping. He goes
with that, dude, I'm honest.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
The Instagram and all these amazing like oh yeah, man, yeah,
that's nice. So often I know exactly where that is.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
You and I go through it. I go, that's all nice.
But boomers don't do that.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
So they go to motels with a little systeamer of
New Zealand and use the small milk from the motel
to have breakfast so they don't have to pay for breakfast.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
They don't go out.

Speaker 7 (36:03):
The worst gift though, it wasn't because we got them
about you, because so I said we should get them
one of these, and my sister's like, no, we're gonna
be the last time we got them one of those.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
They never used that. I was like, what what was
my point? It was for like glam get away, like
a week in here included spot.

Speaker 7 (36:21):
They don't go away but then but they're always like
that looks nice when we go to these places, like
I love them, and we'll like send photos of the
family chat and they're always.

Speaker 9 (36:30):
Like, oh that's nice.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Oh isn't that serene? But we're like okay, so we go.
Ye parents, they never used that. Yes, they'd expired.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
You don't get people prisons tough. They're not getting one
this year if they didn't use last year's. Yeah, that
does have big parent energy. It does you're not getting
you because you didn't need your beans?

Speaker 11 (36:52):
No?

Speaker 5 (36:52):
So yeah, their parents they never used that yet different killers.
You had to consult further.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
On what we're actually going to get them then, or
leave you leaving it a bit.

Speaker 6 (37:01):
It's Friday before Christmas. What are you going to go
to it on the weekend?

Speaker 3 (37:04):
To the mallet?

Speaker 5 (37:08):
God, I think she likes it. We want to know
this morning on one hundred dollars anymore? Nine sex nine
sex text? What gift never got used? When you bought
someone something and it just got oh cool and it
never got used. Worse if they asked for it and
never used it, because it shits you aighing because you've
got you've spent money, b you might have put a

(37:28):
lot of thought into that gift and it just doesn't
get used. I mean it's I mean vouchers would be
a big one, but even the voucher there's no thought
in that. But at least you've spent money on it
and it might expire or.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Just not get used.

Speaker 7 (37:42):
Two messages and I just want to kick things off
worth one. Merry Christmas, mangers.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Yes, Merry Christmas. Merry Friday Christmas to you, fellow manga. Yeah,
to all of our mangas listening, here's.

Speaker 6 (37:52):
The story to kick us off. That's really just made
me laugh. My ex sister in law asked me what
I didn't want for Christmas. I said, I don't want
a glass bowl. Guess what she gave me a glass bowl.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Oh my god, that's so funny.

Speaker 6 (38:02):
In front of her and everyone to her, So you
don't what to think of this. I threw it in
the bin. Wow, Mum retrieved it, but I don't know
what happened to it. I was nineteen years old.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Wow, a glass bowl.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
I will not have a glass bowl.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
I don't want a glass bottle. And then she got
you a glass bowl. That's funny. Smashed for full drummer,
I wouldn't smashed it straight on the tiles.

Speaker 5 (38:24):
Okay, well one hundred dance as a numbercaullas. Now you
can take through nine six nine six.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
What gift never got used?

Speaker 5 (38:31):
Well, we're talking about what gifts you got somebody that
never got used, because apparently my sister and I got
a vouched for our parents to have a weekend away
and it just never got used.

Speaker 7 (38:40):
Yeah, that was a couple of years ago. There's a
lot of money. That's inspired. It's gone.

Speaker 6 (38:44):
So we wanted to do they do they use their
dash cam?

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Good question, sa in that play stash camp. Oh that
was a terrible idea.

Speaker 5 (38:53):
Last year, just very story last years of Trio. We
were all going to chip in for a digital photo frame.

Speaker 7 (38:59):
And then my they got into his head that my
parents needed a dash cam because if you know they're
on the road all the time, that's curious and yeah,
so he was like, no, I'm going to get it
in the dash can okay, tell you what gets used
every day?

Speaker 9 (39:13):
And they love.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
Yeah, the digital photo frame that we can send photos to.
Yeah from our phone. Speaking of what are really need
to do is this kids are taking up too much
of that gigabytes.

Speaker 6 (39:22):
No, you're gonna get in there.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
I'm gotta get in There're gonna.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
Get high quality photos of Haley and I. They're like us,
right now, send it to the photo frame.

Speaker 7 (39:30):
O love that?

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Is it a landscape photo frame?

Speaker 11 (39:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (39:34):
Okay, Yeah, that was cute. Okay, and so you that
will just be in there in their photo frame like
soon right now. Great gift ideas. See that's a great
gift idea and.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
They love it.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
Boom appearance sending them a week in away to a
tiny eco cab.

Speaker 7 (39:50):
And that's not rib terribilized, dash Can. It's actually a
really nice photo of us.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
Nikita, good morning, what voucher did you get someone that
went unused?

Speaker 1 (40:00):
A good morning?

Speaker 7 (40:02):
First off?

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Love you guys.

Speaker 16 (40:04):
Listen every mornings.

Speaker 5 (40:08):
Are you trying to get one of Haley's? Are you
trying to get one of Haley's croissants that she's just
put in the oven?

Speaker 7 (40:13):
Or the croissans are in the oven? And I will say, Nikketa,
the cheese is stone to melt.

Speaker 8 (40:17):
Oh, I mean I wouldn't.

Speaker 7 (40:18):
I wouldn't turn that down.

Speaker 6 (40:19):
I'm also making mimosas with the real orange juice. Oh okay,
I got my coy's.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Well wait is that the real one that you would
have gone for one of those? Yeah, Charlie in Christine's FRAMEO.
By the way, that that's find of going just going.

Speaker 6 (40:39):
How cute is it? Should have put up on our
social I think it's a really.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Cute, Nikita, what so, what did you get someone that
went unused?

Speaker 16 (40:47):
So technically I didn't get it, but his my my
boyfriend got it for his mum a spa day experience
and it was about to expire and she's like, I'm
not going to use it.

Speaker 10 (41:01):
And I was like, I will.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
Wild because moms are either sparm moms or not spams,
and most mums probably out spa moms are they.

Speaker 7 (41:13):
But it's got to be they've got to mentally prepare
themselves for these things as they get older.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
And I think that takes a fair better. Does it
get around?

Speaker 7 (41:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Right, just want someone else touching you or something? What
do you get done?

Speaker 12 (41:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:25):
What'd you get done there? Nicata?

Speaker 16 (41:27):
So it wasn't like a hands on kind of one,
but it was there was all sorts of like cool.

Speaker 7 (41:32):
Thermal poles and.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
The bones think Nicta has a pretty wonderful Christmas.

Speaker 16 (41:46):
Oh you two guys, you two, do you want a calendar?

Speaker 5 (41:50):
No? I'm not allowed to see anymore out you were
told yesterday, no more giving out calendar the post.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Okay, well to go out the last one? Nita, Tita?
What radio stay you do? Is you did to start
your day?

Speaker 12 (42:09):
Right?

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (42:12):
Thank you? That's another KP idea. And if you're at
a reception, you could go get us on the IELF
on the thank you there vone, Blinda, good morning. What
gift went unused?

Speaker 17 (42:25):
Hi, guys, first of a long time listeners.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
We've got a calendar for you to blina. Okay, do
you want the producers to hate you on the last
out of the show. I mean, change this, Belinda. What
was the gift that went unused?

Speaker 17 (42:43):
Well, I've got a preface this by saying, my partner's
really hard to buy for it.

Speaker 7 (42:47):
Okay, I thought so.

Speaker 17 (42:48):
I thought i'd get him a really nice watch, really
nice watch, And it was about four years ago. It
hasn't even come out of the ball. He's got some
superpower of being able to just sense what the times.
I don't know if he's look for the shadow on
the ground or it.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Looks a long dile. He's like, Oh but Linda, it's
one pm. I don't need to watch?

Speaker 17 (43:15):
Yeah pretty much?

Speaker 7 (43:16):
Yeah? Is he pretty good? Was down in the time
without to watch though? Because that would be grad if
he was?

Speaker 4 (43:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (43:23):
Actually, I hate to say it, but yeah, you thought.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
About selling the watch? Pouring it off? Or is it
going to become an inheritance side? And what do we doing?

Speaker 17 (43:34):
I think I think he's funny you say that because
I think he's hiding it somewhere, thinking that that's probably
what I'll do.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Yees and by.

Speaker 5 (43:44):
I don't mean to get grum on it, Belinda, but
if you're outlived and make sure you bury him in
that watch put her on his cold debris, Like tell
the time? Now you're dead, bitch, what time is it?
What time you can't see the sun?

Speaker 3 (43:58):
You're very good about that. Now what radio say? Should
you listen to a Saturday right?

Speaker 5 (44:06):
Always showing the yeah go pick Les message?

Speaker 7 (44:14):
My favorite messages came through I get Bunnings vouches every
year I work at Mary teen.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
That's good.

Speaker 7 (44:20):
I found an iPod shuffle in my husband's draw that
I got home for two thousand and four.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
It's still in its packet.

Speaker 7 (44:26):
Okay, that's actually that is slap hard. That would actually
get you some money online, serious money.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
I'll go into a computer.

Speaker 7 (44:32):
Would it would be old fat USB and the fact
you'd get an adapted easily.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (44:38):
Last Christmas, my mum got me and my girlfriend very
nice nose studs for our nose piercings that we.

Speaker 6 (44:43):
Haven't had for three years. Looks nice and MoMA diamonte.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
She's like, what are we going to get the lesbians
this year?

Speaker 7 (44:52):
I didn't say lesbians, but it gave lesbian and good
morning to all of our lisbian listeners.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
We love having a there's lots more.

Speaker 6 (45:00):
It's so many.

Speaker 5 (45:01):
I bought my mother a foot spark because she always
talked about how nice they looked. She hasn't used it once. Ungrateful,
my sister and laws, you don't ever buy my kids recorders,
so I bought the kids to.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Five years later.

Speaker 6 (45:13):
They do you use them though.

Speaker 5 (45:15):
My ex husband got me a toasted sandwich maker one
year for an extra gift. So I don't eat bread
and he has never seen me here a toast the sandwich,
so I don't know what he was getting me a
toasted sandwich maker, but she did say X. My dad
was complaining about having to drink warm water when he's outside,
so I got a a standard cart.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
He used it once and he said the water's too cold.

Speaker 6 (45:34):
Such a dad thing. There's no pleasing them.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Yeah, there's no pleasing to dad.

Speaker 6 (45:39):
I gave my son a zip line voucher. He didn't
use it. Ungrateful, Little salt.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Was it learning so much fun?

Speaker 6 (45:44):
Yeah, it's real fun.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
My narcissist.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
That untie got our secondhand gifts, which is fine, but
the bag she got me was falling apart and he
used chewing gum inside in the bottom of it.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
We don't do Christmas or really anything with her anymore.
And frank for it.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Yeah, that m podcast needwork.

Speaker 8 (46:04):
Plays that ends flesh fornon Haley.

Speaker 5 (46:06):
Right now, we want you to help us out nine
six nine six. The things that you're definitely going to
hear from those older people in your life this Christmas
might not even been older an old soul. Yeah, you
might have a brother or a cousin that's a bit
of an old soul, or just racist.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Here's one. Jeez, what the hell's going on over in
the States right now? Oh yeah, yeah, yes, okay, put
that on the Bengo board. That's good. It could be
Trump related. Trump. I'm so sorry if you have to
spend your Christmas or the Trumper. I know, I'm sorry
to hear that. Sorry, you've got a ring on that
finger yet, I'm an old mate.

Speaker 6 (46:39):
Yeah, and nudging the boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Or just got a girlfriend? Got a boyfriend? Yeah, got
a boyfriend?

Speaker 17 (46:45):
Are you.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
Just hearing white middle aged boomers say chrissy instead of Christmas?

Speaker 3 (46:51):
I don't know why.

Speaker 7 (46:51):
It triggers me every year. Do you have a good Chrissy, Mary, Chrissy,
have a good Chrissy. I just want to also say
good morning to Tracy, who she.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
Said I start by day every day the radio station,
but choices.

Speaker 7 (47:05):
That, oh you're great, you're tracing. I think she sounds
like she's working over the break. Thank you for your
thoughts and prayers.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
I got asked last I got asked last year if
I was just fat or pregnant. Thank god I was
actually pregnant, although this year.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
We wine, we don't come until that.

Speaker 7 (47:23):
At least there was a hand poking out of the
yeare ten cent dilat?

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Yeah, And there was a midwife and the mind wife
looks at you and goes ask now, yeah, on my
someone can't wait for the parenting advice from my partner's grandma,
like that baby just needs to be shut in the
dark room.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Oh yeah, okay, that's helpful. Yeah right, that's very helpful.

Speaker 6 (47:45):
My ninety four year old spinster aunt, did you read
that you haven't lost any weight?

Speaker 9 (47:49):
Then?

Speaker 3 (47:50):
And meanwhile the aunt will be like the size of house.

Speaker 7 (47:55):
Bone.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Yeah, she's ninety four, so yeah maybe bone tear rah.

Speaker 5 (48:01):
Yeah, they'll be they're trying by saying rah or that's
how I've always said.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Oh, I don't bloody know do I keep up with you?
God's sake, you woke people?

Speaker 6 (48:14):
What am I saying wrong?

Speaker 5 (48:15):
This is the first Christmas without my nand she passed
away earlier in the year, so we won't get that old.

Speaker 7 (48:21):
Just be careful what you say around vaughnsn't anything.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
And you know, and just she'll always give her a reminder.
Before my sister's partner arrives.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
You know, he does have some Maori heritage.

Speaker 6 (48:35):
Now I don't know what kind.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
I don't know where.

Speaker 6 (48:38):
It's Polynesian.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
I think they're up north. Yeah, yeah, yeah, from the
Islands somewhere.

Speaker 6 (48:43):
Here are refreshed just into bashing after the rest of
Graham Norton. Yeah, that's what they bloody got here on there.

Speaker 7 (48:49):
Well they've got they've got a couple of books and
a Graham Norton appearance that really dissect that. Yeah, my
granddad every year says it's just like been on holiday,
isn't it. That's not though it is holidays. We know that, Gretna,
do you?

Speaker 6 (49:03):
I love this. I'm not racist, but those lesbians.

Speaker 7 (49:08):
It's all on the Bengo board, Mary Kirah mey our Tira,
I'm brady trying plays it.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Feedback.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
I wasn't allowed to play it from the producers, but
I tell you what, the best Christmas song, thank you,
my favorite Christmas song ever.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
My eleven year old went to switch the soft hand
smacked yeah good.

Speaker 7 (49:32):
A fan with tinsel on, the wipe of blades and
bull bars coming in hot and the yeah Merry Christmas.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Producers have double egg yokas on their face today.

Speaker 7 (49:41):
Always I'm gm Z and this is my favorite Christmas song.
We always put up our Christmas tree to this song.
For some reason, it's making me teary. Banger of a Christmas.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Ye. Someone said it's not Christmas.

Speaker 6 (49:57):
Do you know this Christmas?

Speaker 3 (49:59):
That's rights not wrong, You're not wrong.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
Now we're celebrating today.

Speaker 7 (50:03):
We've got a mimosa across Onto in the valley, and
we're looking back on what has been a fabulous year
of random personally on.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Radio personally a terrible year. The show has been.

Speaker 7 (50:14):
Somewhat of a sanctuary and one of our favorite moments
and we're calling it the story of the Year was
a story I was told at a pub and then
I told you have a listen.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
You've got permission to share this story. I don't know
that I do really just going to my new friends.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
Yeah, I think your friends are quickly going to learn
not to tell you stories like this because then they
end up on the.

Speaker 6 (50:40):
Radio phone call I reckon. It's her.

Speaker 7 (50:42):
Anyway, she pulled down her tights to go to the
toilet and did her business and pulled up her tights
and went about her you know, left the bathroom and everything,
and then she sat down and was like, oh my goodness,
and felt something into her anus.

Speaker 18 (51:09):
I thought there was gonna be an ajol paper or
something like what something crawled into her anus and not
like around something burrowed into her anus, right.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Man, must be a truly terrifying feelings.

Speaker 10 (51:24):
Wo.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Yeah, I would imagine, would imagine imagine that even and
know an entrant.

Speaker 6 (51:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (51:32):
So she was like, it felt like a buzzing, like
a physic inside of us physic. She calls her husband
and is like, there's something in my anus and he's
like okay, and she's like no, no, no, we need
to go to A and E like something is here.

Speaker 5 (51:49):
I've seen him said again, if something accidentally ends up
in my anus, I'm not gonna give a few hours.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Yeah, I'm a day And.

Speaker 6 (51:58):
She's like no, but she doesn't know what it is.
Did she just know at this point.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Chugs some olive oil flush it out, you know.

Speaker 7 (52:03):
Yea. All she knows is she went to the bathroom
and now suddenly something's happening, a burrowing.

Speaker 6 (52:11):
She goes to the a and a puts herself.

Speaker 7 (52:14):
Up in the star as they open up her using
what I guess some kind of like like a you know,
and in there they find almost like a palm sized cockroach.

Speaker 6 (52:30):
They said, it's the biggest cockroach they have ever seen.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
This is not true. That is not photo of the
cockro Yeah, they've got.

Speaker 6 (52:38):
They've got, but they didn't have the like the actual
photos with them. They had this.

Speaker 7 (52:43):
It was a palm sized cockroach that had gone up
and because she had panicked so much, her sphincter had
crushed it to death.

Speaker 5 (52:52):
So what I am learning is her stept georgis face,
her sphiner is more power than a nuclear bomb.

Speaker 9 (53:01):
Yeah, fall out.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
They can't survive this woman's iron grit, I know. And
so at the time, the conchroaches, well, that would be
a nice place to maybe afternoon and her.

Speaker 6 (53:14):
Penny hose and undies down on the ground. It would
have crawled in there. She would have just pulled them
up and in a panic, this thing has burrowed into rainus.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
They had to extract the dead cockroach.

Speaker 7 (53:24):
So they said to her it was in there, and
it was dead, so it wasn't moving anymore, but she could.

Speaker 6 (53:29):
She was convinced she could feel it.

Speaker 7 (53:30):
They said to her, because you can't because of the
size of it. It's not and it's not as solid.
She couldn't bear down, she couldn't puve it. So they said,
you're gonna have to wait till you have a bowel
movement and it will flush it out. And she said,
over my dead body, get that out of it. You
had to forcep it out. Basically this, which is how
they were able to see that it was so large.

(53:51):
Someone wondered if when her sphincter clenched around the cockroach.
I wonder if any of the eggs popped out of
the cone road. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
yes they did. There were eggs in the undies. Okay, okay,
I'm going to be sick. I'm going to be sick.
I apologize to any listener that is eating, especially eggs. Well,

(54:14):
you know what, at the time, so many people didn't
believe the story. They were like, no, it can't be true.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Well it is and joining us next on the phone.

Speaker 6 (54:22):
Cockroach bum we've got her on the phone, anonymously, plaise.

Speaker 7 (54:32):
You would have just heard us replaying Well, we have
dubbed our story of the year, a story told to me,
I will say in confidence at a pub.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Yes, and then you just blurted it out.

Speaker 6 (54:42):
I just came in the next day. I said I
have a yarn and the nation needs to hear it.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
And I will say after that played.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
Originally there were a lot of texts saying that there's
no way that that can be real.

Speaker 6 (54:55):
And I was like, it was. This person would not
light And at the same.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
Time there were nurses yeah, and people that work in
er saying, no, this happens a lot more than you
think it does.

Speaker 7 (55:06):
Well, here's a little treat for you just before Christmas,
and we're gonna we're gonna keep her Anonymous Anonymous joins us,
the actual victim of this cockroach attack.

Speaker 6 (55:17):
Good morning, Anonymous, Good morning.

Speaker 11 (55:20):
I have my children to thank for this telling Auntie
Haley all about this mortifying story.

Speaker 7 (55:27):
Yeah. I don't even know how we got into this
over dinner at the pub, but yeah, your kids were
the one who were like, You've got to tell her
this story, and you were like no, And then I
am sorry that not only have I told it on
radio once, but it's actually turned into sort of a
three part fiasco for you to relive.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Did you hear that?

Speaker 5 (55:44):
Did you hear Haley's telling that story on the radio
in the morning and think, oh stop, oh.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Yeah, I texted it.

Speaker 7 (55:51):
Yeah, I think you called me a little shit to
do you so on the on the and when we
thank you for the story, because it as a redervet
do when you tell people this story anonymous, do you
often get the thing of like that can't be true? Oh?

Speaker 11 (56:10):
Occasionally, but I don't tell many people this story. I
think with the third person I've ever told to be
on it.

Speaker 5 (56:16):
And if anyone has just joined us, you pulled up
your pants, a cockroach intoed you.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
And yes, yes, So.

Speaker 11 (56:27):
If we start from the beginning, we were doing a
renovation on our house.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
We had no jib at all with the ceiling.

Speaker 11 (56:35):
Okay, two little kids, I'm on the toilet, trying to
cook dinner, trying to look after them. Pull my pants
up off I go finish cooking dinner, looking after kids.
It wasn't until I sat down to eat said dinner
that I felt it go right up.

Speaker 6 (56:55):
Sort of a fizzing feeling, a sort of a love
kind of fizzing.

Speaker 11 (57:00):
I stood up so fast and I screamed, and I
look at my husband. I'm like, oh my, something's just
crawled up my butt.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
I don't know what, but I've got to get it out.

Speaker 7 (57:12):
That's lava, I will say, and again keeping you anonymous,
but you two one of the most beautiful love stories.
I mean, absolute soul mates. And only to a soul mate,
could you say, babe? But we've got to get it
out how Because I've always been a big believer.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
If something accident leaned up up my butt, I'd give
it a probably three days of hard trying to get
it out before I went to any sort of EA.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Yes, indeed, I'm no.

Speaker 11 (57:36):
I'm paying the one hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
I'm going to A and E.

Speaker 9 (57:38):
We're getting that out.

Speaker 5 (57:40):
Was it a White Cross after hours fee? Because they
hike the fee when it's after hours, don't they?

Speaker 11 (57:46):
At that point, I didn't care. I walked in there
and I whispered to this receptionist something's called up my butt.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
We've got to get it out.

Speaker 11 (57:51):
And she was like, no, no, harm, what did you
put up there? And I was like no, no, no,
no no, I didn't put anything up there. You don't understand.
Something went up there, like fizzed up there.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
I've got to get it out. It's not moving now.

Speaker 11 (58:08):
I can't feel anything.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Now, it's scaring me.

Speaker 17 (58:11):
They actually put me straight through the.

Speaker 11 (58:12):
Doctor thankfully, it bends me over, looks right up and
then because there's a cock coroach in there but it's dead,
just think to crushed it.

Speaker 7 (58:24):
So you speaks more powerful than a nuclear bomb, because
the good survived nuclear fall out.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
They can't survive yourself.

Speaker 5 (58:31):
So I feel like we brushed over the receptionist that
is used to dealing with things put up the butt too,
yeah liars, yeah, yeah, you're yeah.

Speaker 6 (58:40):
I also love the whispering, like trying to keep it
but like there was going to be no kind of
pride or ego. Very quickly, oh honestly, I've had two kids.

Speaker 11 (58:50):
At this point, I was just like whatever now, And
the doctor looks at me, and she's like, honestly, it's dead.

Speaker 6 (58:57):
It's not moving.

Speaker 11 (58:58):
You've crushed it. It'll pass in a couple of days.
And I'm like, no, I've already paid the money. Just
flush this thing out. So I have a full blown
enema for the first time of my life. I go
to the bathroom. I'm not leaving A and E until this.

Speaker 9 (59:11):
Thing is out there.

Speaker 4 (59:12):
Flush.

Speaker 5 (59:13):
You've paid one hundred dollars. I'm on your side. I'd
want to too.

Speaker 7 (59:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (59:16):
So then I didn't flush because I was like, I
need to show my husband.

Speaker 6 (59:21):
And bathroom so much.

Speaker 11 (59:23):
And I'm like, dude, you've got to look how big
that stirs.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
You know, and what you've been over. And he locks.
What does he say?

Speaker 11 (59:37):
He's like, oh, whoa on the wonder you were like,
take me to A and E?

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Pop broke it was Did you Did he take a
photo of the prospirity? No? He was like, on the
verge of vomiting. Okay, yeah, as you would be.

Speaker 7 (59:52):
I guess, Yeah, how do I recover from this as
a loving couple, you know, like going back home, trying
to get back to your to your daily life. And
he's locked the rushed, giantenormous cockrows just come that you
had to have flushed only out of you.

Speaker 11 (01:00:07):
Mah oh, well we have a joke about it now
because he's Dutch and I always call him a tighter,
but now I have the nickname tighter.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Yeah. Were you crushed? Yeah, yeah, crusher. You crushed it,
didn't you?

Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
And then so okay, so it comes out with a flush, yes, yes, okay,
and then you flushed it away.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
I would go one of those little specimen jars.

Speaker 6 (01:00:28):
I would have said to be wirter, you know what
I mean, and let it go, let it go away,
because I would have kept it, would you?

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
Really yeah I think so. No, I would have flushed
it and just gone home and embarrassment.

Speaker 11 (01:00:40):
Yeah yeah, I went home and I had like three showers.
Yeah gross, yeah wow, And there were eggs in my underes.

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
That's right, that's right.

Speaker 7 (01:00:51):
We talked about this that so when your strong sphinger
crushed the cockroach which was clearly female.

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
Also, apologies to anybody that's just gone through the drive
through and his eating breakfast.

Speaker 7 (01:01:03):
Because we said that when we originally told the story
about the eggs thing, and that's when people are like,
this can't be true.

Speaker 6 (01:01:10):
And then people were getting real sack. But so you'd
you'd crushed the eggs out of this thing.

Speaker 11 (01:01:16):
Yeah, so they I didn't realize until I went to
the doctor and we you know, pull the panties down
and being over. She's right up there looking right in
my alphole and I'm like, I go to put that
undy's back on, and I'm like, oh, hell no, I'm
the ben Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:01:34):
I lost those Did you look up your bum with
the same thing they're looking ears? Well, you know, they
put the plastic cover over it, so there's no cross
contamination between ears.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
You don't want to lose the plastic comfort.

Speaker 6 (01:01:42):
I didn't.

Speaker 11 (01:01:43):
I didn't say like, I'm literally on the verge of
a panic attack, just being over saying yeah, I don't
know what she used.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
Yeah, yeah, Well best one hundred dollars you've spent in
a while.

Speaker 7 (01:01:54):
Awesome, just the best yarn that we've had on radio
all year. And we thank you for letting us share it.
As you say, you don't share it with everyone. You
probably weren't going to share it with me.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Except now New Zealand knows. Yeah, the whole country our
story of the year. Well, so much anonymous, although we
do know your name.

Speaker 6 (01:02:13):
We know where you are are, but we shall never
tell the secret. Lives and dines with us.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
The z M Podcast Network play z MS flesh.

Speaker 8 (01:02:24):
Worn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
Fact of the Day, Day day, day, day, Do Do
Do Do Do, Do Do Do Do.

Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
It's christmasconceptions all this week at Fact of the Day.
Things are we thought we knew about Christmas that we
don't today is that Christmas was the original holiday where
you told ghost stories. No Halloween is now, but in
the early nineteenth century, Christmas was prime season for ghost stories.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Think about it in the Northern Hemisphere.

Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
Cold nights, long dark nights, yes, spluttering firelight, everyone gathered indoors.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
It was a perfect time for like scary stories and often.

Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
With moral warning and then a big bang on the
roof and footsteps and then someone comes down the chimney.

Speaker 6 (01:03:18):
That's scary, Bring into my house, fat man.

Speaker 5 (01:03:23):
Victorians kind of gave us a lot of the modern
Christmas traditions in one form or another that may have changed.
But they also believe that Christmas is a time where
the veil between worlds was thinner, and so like you know,
the ghosts and stuff could get through from the other
side easier. And in eighteen forty three Charles Dickens published
a Christmas Carol, Yes, which despite spirited the Ryan Reynolds

(01:03:46):
wilfare All movie from a couple of years ago, which
was actually quite tolerable despite being full of songs.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
It's a ghost story about death, regret.

Speaker 5 (01:03:53):
And damnation, multiple spirits change, the hauntings and everything, and
the threat of a term of suffering.

Speaker 6 (01:04:00):
I was lucky.

Speaker 7 (01:04:01):
I've watched the late great Ray Henwood to Christmas Carol.
It was dies Father, Dies Father on stage, phenomenal, great,
but it's very ghostly.

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
So again, it stopped being scary because Christmas became more
child centered, commercialized, sanitized, and the church were kind of
pushing it towards you full Jesus.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
Yeah, for Jesus, and I'm sure full blown Jesus.

Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
I'm sure the retailers associatedation wanted something a bit better too. Yes,
you know, thinking about present sad leads us onto the
other part of this is that Santa used to be
primarily fair and punish based. Oh so the early European
folklore before you know he had a reprimand was that
the Four Bearers focused on punishment, abduction of bad children, violence,

(01:04:51):
and moral connection through physical violence. Yeah, but I would
say there would still be parents out there in Europearanvorn
who would use the threat of presents and Sam, Yeah, well,
I think we should use the threat of Crampis. The
half goat, half demon Central European, a little time crampist.
He beat children with sticks, and the worst children, the
worst percentage, drag straight to hell.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
Fitch. Oh wow, that sign of the crampers. You pull
up Crampis and I'll tell you about the He is
so scary.

Speaker 6 (01:05:21):
He's like a horned kind of devil creature.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
Half great, half demon. Oh wow, Okay, big tongue. Yeah,
that's Crampis, big tongue.

Speaker 6 (01:05:32):
Clocked.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
And the of Germany, a companion of Saint Nicholas, was
nate and he would he kind of did the opposite.
So he carried a whip. He asked children prayers and
if they failed, he'd punished them by equipping them.

Speaker 9 (01:05:47):
Oh my god, so scared.

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
Balschnekel is dirty, wild and unpredictable. Rewarded the good kids
hit physically hit the children that were naughty.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:05:57):
Father Frost Froze disobedient children Jack Frost, Father Frost, Father Frost.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
Yeah, next often to Jack. Yeah, yeah, father Frost as
my father. It was my father's Jack. You can call
me Jack.

Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
So today's fact of the day is that Christmas wasn't
always you know, light, fluffy and and children friendly. It
used to be based a lot around ghosts and punishments.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
Fact of the day, day day, day, day, Do do
Do Do Do Do Do Do.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Z in podcast needwork play z ins flesh Born and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Maybe some Christmas music from you nicely.

Speaker 6 (01:06:45):
Plug my laptop for the year. So sorry I can't provide.

Speaker 7 (01:06:50):
Yeah, I mean it's not it's not giving presents. Fag
and the background of the King's Christmas missage.

Speaker 6 (01:06:59):
Another read it's been a difficult year.

Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
Yeah, wes that whole Prince Andrew thing under the carpet.

Speaker 7 (01:07:09):
Yes, we don't talk about Prince Andrew, who no longer
matters to the rule. Okay, we're doing Secret Santa. The
rule was we're not going to do a greedy Santa.
You draw your name out, you perk, that's your present, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
And joining us in the studio to play Georgia and
the producer Girlies. So each person was tasked, as you say,
with bringing in a reused gift Okay, I love this.

Speaker 7 (01:07:33):
I love this. Okay, drawing our first name, Okay, how
have we got? Picking first, Hailey? I had a gift
that was clearly wrapped by a woman, because.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
Actually really well, yours Georgia.

Speaker 6 (01:07:53):
Yeah, and if anyone wants to get as it would be.

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
A tesk man.

Speaker 6 (01:08:01):
A personal CD.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Why were you given a discument? And why you?

Speaker 6 (01:08:09):
To be honest, I actually don't know. I don't know
why I was given it, but I didn't even open
I was I'm going to use that.

Speaker 5 (01:08:15):
The best note about it is it's a it's of course,
the well known household electronics brand Laser.

Speaker 9 (01:08:23):
Shock.

Speaker 6 (01:08:24):
Thank you so much, Santa. Okay, next name, drawing out
next flitch.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
I want the big one. I want the big one
that's green.

Speaker 6 (01:08:35):
Then I raped myself.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Yeah, okay, always ripping it right by right, great sound.
It's in a box and a wine box.

Speaker 5 (01:08:47):
There was also that that box is reused from Nanny
Go Winery. On my Les on the ground, Mimosa survived that. Okay,
I've got a bucket of Crew Smith's cookie is it?
I think we got for free earlier when the Christmas
cookie guy came in.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
I was supposed to be re used of.

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
Something that's great.

Speaker 6 (01:09:10):
How many of those buckets did you already have yourself, Flitch.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
I have regifted also a lot of that up next, Georgia.

Speaker 6 (01:09:18):
The table Georgia is a wondering that Linda chocolates they're
not that's for Brien Clint's team. Okay, I'm gonna like
something that I might leave in the studio. We're going
to know.

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
Very rude. Can I say this story behind what you're
about to unripe? And I'll tell you this story? What
is it, Georgia? What's it in the green sheep? Is
that it's a green sheep?

Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
So who Lily from Big Flitch that on my day, Yeah,
when we went to blow up a company car that
we had and but just sponsor and literly got flinched
that for his birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
Gifting. It's not going to I can.

Speaker 16 (01:10:13):
See it.

Speaker 6 (01:10:16):
Out though it's dusty.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
Yeah, and it's always been in my hallway.

Speaker 6 (01:10:19):
I don't really dust You notice that display has been
it doesn't have it on display to all. Don't be
ungrateful when to the present table, the big one?

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
Okay, perfect so far, I think my gift has been
the best.

Speaker 6 (01:10:40):
Okay, this is I want to perfect that Carmen chosen.
I drunk two balls of wine last night.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
Books.

Speaker 7 (01:10:48):
It could not be more perfect. It's all these books
that I don't really want to read. One's about acting.
It's like a dig one Covenant, which yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:11:00):
Yeah, you cover, which should be into that. I have
this one and it is also in a donation pile
at my house. Okay, we'll at that Decand.

Speaker 7 (01:11:09):
I did stumble into my garage after a cuply bots
of wine.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Okay, Well, Shannon's last.

Speaker 6 (01:11:14):
No worn last.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
Next you can't have your own reused gift. It's mince,
isn't it. No, it's a chicken breast. Oh that's wonderful.

Speaker 6 (01:11:32):
It's the whole show, I promised. I wondered why there
was one gift short on the table.

Speaker 10 (01:11:36):
So the mince was eighteen dollars and I knew you
wouldn't eat it.

Speaker 6 (01:11:38):
But it's from my diary and I just thought.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
Express supermarket. I don't know if one's going to eat that.
Put it on the barbecue tonight, barbecue the hell out
of it.

Speaker 7 (01:11:49):
Okay, last upon you picked the last ship in your
last reuse Christmas presents?

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
After Secret Santa? What have you got there.

Speaker 6 (01:11:56):
I'm feeling a T shirt.

Speaker 9 (01:11:58):
It is a T shirt.

Speaker 10 (01:12:05):
Robbie Williams T shirt shirts from the Mission.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
I wonder who could have heard that way.

Speaker 6 (01:12:14):
That's crazy. It may or may not fit you. Just
be grateful for your green shape. Don't have your eyes on.

Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
A T shirt.

Speaker 7 (01:12:22):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
You can't see that the green sheep will take up
three quarters of your apartment.

Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
Yeah, Merry Christmas, everybody, Mary Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Podcast Network, Hailey, silly little pole, silly.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that.

Speaker 10 (01:12:44):
Silly, little silly, silly.

Speaker 5 (01:12:49):
Little silly, well silly little pol Today is did you
and your partner start out as friends? Friends before the lovers?

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
And then I just love you. I love being with
you and hanging out all the time.

Speaker 6 (01:13:04):
Whoopsie dipsies four. Yeah, no, we now we have a
nice time.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
Yeah, big night out. There's a whole up and then
it's like, okay, maybe we can just do that, we
do this.

Speaker 6 (01:13:13):
We could just be friends of benefits.

Speaker 5 (01:13:16):
Sixty percent of people said no. That means forty percent
of people said yes. Okay, so sixty percent not starting
out as friends, forty percent starting out as friends.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
Here are some here's some feedback.

Speaker 5 (01:13:28):
Tiss is hot and heavy from the start, but also friends,
but not just friends right right confusing sounds like a chat.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
Yeah, it sounds that someone's gonna like, what is this?

Speaker 11 (01:13:38):
What is this?

Speaker 6 (01:13:38):
What are we?

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
I don't want to put la on it.

Speaker 10 (01:13:42):
What are we?

Speaker 5 (01:13:43):
I met each other for the first time on the
day of moving into a flat with a couple of
mutual friends plus us Okay had never met or heard
of them before that day. Became best buddies over time.
Nearly four years later, we're moving overseas together and have
the most beautiful life together.

Speaker 7 (01:13:56):
He also wrote a book for me for my birthday.
I'm sorry he wrote a book for you for your birthday.

Speaker 6 (01:14:03):
Literally no one has ever written a book for me,
and this is unfair.

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
Would you find that cringe or what's it about you?
You'd love it?

Speaker 7 (01:14:11):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
No, I'm sorry. That's a cringe? Is it cringeing?

Speaker 11 (01:14:14):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
I love it?

Speaker 7 (01:14:16):
Shalonces back. Non Shalance has done. I'm too cool, Alan.

Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
Said, starting at his work colleagues scrowed the crew. Now
I've been We've been together twenty one years, married for
ten and have three awesome kids. Yep, Shannon did leave
out some responses that were too rude for radio.

Speaker 6 (01:14:34):
Yeah, they said, no, we weren't friends. We went straight too.

Speaker 5 (01:14:38):
Yeah that that straight to last stuff only on your birthdatuff. Yep,
Megan said. He literally told me he didn't need any
more friends. Oh wow, all right, so that's it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:50):
I'm not here for friends.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
I'm not here for friends too. Friends.

Speaker 5 (01:14:53):
I want you, ah, Asia. We met online and weren't
shopping for friends. At one point we decide to just
be friends. But here we are eight years later, married
with two kids.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
And a crippling mortgage. Is yeah, Marie.

Speaker 5 (01:15:08):
We went to school together from intermediate and the same
group of friends ended up with the same first jobs
at food town.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
Yes, with that old food town.

Speaker 9 (01:15:15):
Oh wow.

Speaker 5 (01:15:16):
He went on an oe and we both had other relationships.
He came home and we ended up flatting together. Now
we're married with two kids. Oh love and cute, Natalie.
Most definitely a casual hook up. That's not friends, though,
is it? That's casual hockup?

Speaker 7 (01:15:31):
But then I guess you could be friends friends with
benefit and then you decide, okay, this is married with kids. Yeah,
our work colleagues, he interviewed me. Then we were friends
through work work, friends and lovers.

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
Oh love for us.

Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
I met on Tinder, very spicy text for four days
and they met for a date, took him home and
still together. See that's not no, that's that's that's no.
That that's not friends friends classics. That's a straight dating
app hookup. Yeah, I mean lovely, it's lovely, happy for
your love. Disregret sorry, jury, disregard to regard that from
destruct out in the record, from the record, not much

(01:16:06):
time to build a friendship between him walking into my
birthday party and never having met him before, and me
deciding he was going to be my birthday present.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
I'm sorry. Jury's also strike the instructure. Someone's showing off? Yeah,
aren't they showing off?

Speaker 5 (01:16:21):
Both they both actually felt like they were showing off
with love and first sight? Yeah, and please message him
when we do a love at first sight yes.

Speaker 7 (01:16:29):
Which is then please don't brag and rub your love
and first sight and the rest of our faces. So
for silly little pole, today we said, did you and
your partner start out as friends?

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
Sixty percent of you said no. Oh, I'm busting for
a weease. After that podcast, I'll tell.

Speaker 6 (01:16:45):
You you are allowed to listen to it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
There's no rules on when we were allowed to listen
to it, just says here, I'm busting for a week.
I read it. Okay, I read it.

Speaker 6 (01:16:59):
Give us a review.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
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