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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleashorn and Haley's Christmas Cocktails Special. Welcome to the Christmas
Cocktail Special, our live show and big pot back on Monday,
the nineteenth of Januar. We are broadcasting from my living room,
my lounge lounge, and we're in the dining half of
the loung We're in the dining half of the lounge
(00:21):
like we always have been for the Christmas Cocktail Special Condo.
Some fond memories start the time of the Haley. I've
started that the iPad out for the timer.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
The listener's got about ten seconds free just here, so.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Freely got it. Yeah. Now, we asked many weeks ago
for you to submit your Christmas Cocktail Special shout outs.
We had a little form.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Explain to the listener if this is their first time
joining us for a Christmas break, what we're doing here.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Well, we used to do a cocktail per episode, and
that actually resulted in a lifelong scar for you.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, I go scar my leg. I fell out into
the gravel of my driveway from the uber.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, we nearly lost the entire recording on the.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Sd can only sucked it up in a clean lot.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
So we're yeah, lock that We'll just we're started whin
the apparol spirits today. Yeah, I mean that. That's the
basis of the Cocktail Christmas Special.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
The politics behind it is the company wants some content
over the break because they sell ads in them, and
we're gonna keep that. We're gonna keep that money coming
back to keep the media machine running. Oh baby, baby,
baby baby, you.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Need to get the bell. Baby, I'll get it. Stand by.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Car's on the running to the bell.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Now, can I just make I think next year, I'm
I was so grateful to be a new house.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I think we should be on your balcony.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh absolutely, because last we did think about doing a
mind but at the renovation wasn't finished.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Now it is.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
That's the whole story for another time. We'll see you
in three drinks time.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah you won't.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
We'll see that in three drinks time. And the side pocket, hon,
My only.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Thing is that it's hot in your apartment and I'm
wearing a mini skirt and so my thighs are sticking
to your leather seeds. And Vaughan's had to borrow gray
trek pants and I can see the entire outline of
his cock.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Well, he was in jeans and said, I'd love some short.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
We know this place runs hot. It runs hot war jeans,
and I wore Jean's like a fucking idea. And I've
worn a thick cotton T shirt.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Pick it off.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
You need another.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
You have the right of a man to be shootless.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Soon, I've got a sports singler. I would you like that.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
It's a Nike sports singler'll be Nike top and bottom.
I don't own any you can do that.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
For episode two, Okay, okay, we'll slowly start hot, start hot?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Will we cheers?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Our first ever sprits lovely cheers by yours true land cheers.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, great, good, next thing for you.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
The producers Shannon car want to hear cheers. They're on
the waters to start er cheers.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Cheers, Jesus Christ. Okay, let's start.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Sprow made it?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
What do you explain? Twenty five am on a Tuesday.
This is the season. By the way, we are recording
this on a Tuesday because it's the alien day. Hailey
has free. I've had two breakfasts for this. Yeah, we
should be on your debt, but you are also the
reason we're drinking on a Tuesday. Next year, I think
if we're looking forward. We just need to work a
little bit less.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
We'll calendar it. I can't afford it.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
We'll calendar it in to be on the deck next
year summer. And we're doing it from the spin.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
All right, let's start anonymous, we said. Part of the
form was we wanted to know what you put in
a Christmas card message, Merry Christmas to all the retail workers.
Putting in the hard Yaker. I think they mean yaka
in the terrible tree.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
The roots run.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I've had to eke them.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Out and you go to water and if it's inside
and you stab yourself in the eye. Oh, they were big.
They were to go.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Them and a Panini press were a go to twenty
first prisons when I was turning twenty one. Really press
and a yaka plant Hamilton two thousand and three, Um,
the hard Yaker and the lead up to Christmas.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Merry Christmas to my beautiful.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Family, including my amazing husband and children. And of course
you guys. That makes my commute so much funnier.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Oh thank you, I lovely. I will from here on
out be on the flight editing too many compliments because.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Oh no, no, I hang on listen.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah you know it's the end of the year.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I've had a roughie.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Okay, I've had a rouffie too, and I think a
cold is going to fix it. That my highlight of
the year.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Celebrating this year is I embraced sobriety to please.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Cheers, cheers to your weird.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
It does feel weird to cheers someone being sober with
an afro spirits.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
But that's life. Cheers to me, please, and Lady Die.
Of course, he cheers to Lady Die. Also celebrating five
years with my sugar daddy brackets, not my husband.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
That's why this is anonymous. I was starting to wonder
why this was anonymous.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
It's been an interesting five years, she says, but has
given me the means to be able to buy my
first house.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I'm sorry, what how much does a sugar daddy pay
that you can afford a house? Must have a pans
on the daddy sit a honkers.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I think Anonymous has great rack and daddy's rich far out.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
What about if it's one of those sugar daddies. It
just loves to be bled dry.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Financial shames.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Financial shamingh a financial kink. It's so funny now that
I'm single for the first time and fourteen years how
I was like, I'd absolutely do a Sugar Eddy situation.
Not with those bloody Sagan knockers.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Ah, come on, you're just gonna got older.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Okay, oil baron old.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yeah. Yeah, and we are so may first house.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I know we're in the wrong business, but what do
you do when your friends are like, God, how did
you save up for the deposit? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Maybe there's not a sexual sugar Daddy. I know there's
a there's a whole spectrum. There's the autistic spectrum, and
then there's the sugar Diddy. Maybe she just played with
his train set.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Maybe, oh my god, I'd do that. Get them started
this early on reincarnation choice.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
This is another question we asked you our cat because
she gets to do all my favorite things all day, nap,
eat and getting attention on her terms.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Congrat's on the new home.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
John from Nelson says killed a team, wishing all the
very merry Christmas. Congratulations you made it.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Have not yet.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Hold of the year was winning return flights to l A.
I never win anything. I'm not sure I'll go yet either,
Oh when I'll go yet either? October twenty six or
March twenty.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Seven, very specific.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah, and a way out and getting my shirts stopped
in an actual shop. Shout out to the Cuba Street
Collective and Parmi.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
So is a shirt designer perhaps getting his shirts stopped and.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Still well done.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
This is John. This is John I drums a long
time listener. John makes shirt. Yes, he is a gentleman.
Never tells when we asked. The juiciest moment of the
year and reincarnation choice are definitely an Otter.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
It seemed to be having a blast. Don't know about
the diet though. I when I went to the Wellington
Zoo the other week and missed the Otters, and I
told and our friend Haley Otterbell be sorry. And our
friend Haley and Wellington when we were having drinks, She's like,
oh my god, I love Otters, her and her boyfriend.
And I said, well, you simply must watch the Otter
(06:53):
thing on Disney. Oh my god. Yeah, what a show.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
What our next We're going to hear from NICKI based
in Auckland the messages. I've been listening to you guys
for ten years now, back when I was sixteen and
mucking out horse stables for a living well. Thank you
for me my go to Drive Home podcast, Vaughn, thank
you for responding to my Instagram dms and treating me
like a genuine friend.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
As I am. I want to do Fletch.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I've enjoyed meeting you out in about a couple of times.
One in the Quantus Auckland Act. Must be nice, must
be nice. He's a member of multiple airlines lounge.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Oh look Old Deblin, a few lounges exclusive to one
lounge vorn and once after Haley had just dropped you
off and Hailey, thanks for ignoring my DMS does produce
a girly to long lived te Swizzle and herm in
the German highlighted the year. All this took around a
personal recession inspired me to self induce my own personal recession.
I've never been approved for a mortgage on oh six
(07:51):
years ago.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
I was declared legally bankrupt after being unwell and not
being able to work, so I never thought I'd be
in this position.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
If she got a sugar daddy to help with that too,
she could congratulations or not well done?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Climb back?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Oh my god, Okay Juesday, This moment of the year Okay,
don't judge me for this. A coworker really pissed me off,
and I lost my mind a little bit. I came
into work early for a week, pissed in a cup
every morning and poured it on the carpet underneath his
disk off. Not my finest moment, but really showing, really
show my South Bookland upbringing.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I'm a good person. I swear it pissed and a.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Cup and poured it on his carpet. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
And what a corporate office camera's?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Right?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I think cameras an hour, Like, yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
But they're not going to see if you're just walking
around and you're like just walking past the dinner a
little spread.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, and then when do you start the rumor that
this guy persons?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Have you noticed that Kevin smells a bit persy? You
dehydrate overnight as well, right, so it's real yellow and.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah, and Kim was like, why why the smell purs
that's wild, that's so wild.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
No judgment reincarnation does herm in the German count I
think there'd be a bad reincarnation because you be reincounted
to not be able to move.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah. Also, you'd hear all about just between us cons.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
That's what they sou I'd like to be able to
watch the show light in the morning with Pats and
Vaughn telling me I'm a good boy in the voice
he uses when he sees o'hley.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Oh haley, oh haley, good boy.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Thanks Nikki Cat from the White Cuts, O see is
Merry Christmas to the whole team, thanks to the last
this year I'm having. My highlight of my year was
having my second child and an amazing home birth listening.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Podcast God talking about bloody you know, yeah, all sorts.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
All sorts of things. Not sure if it counts as juicy,
but the most exciting part of my year was giving
birth on my lunch floor or listening to an old pod.
The home birth was planned, but it all went much
faster than expecting. That's why it happened that way. Instead
of being in my birth pool with my well curated
playlist all feminist rage songs.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Oh I love that because I knew give me the
energy we actually I need that pilot. I have the
pilot on there the parlor. Do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
That's the number one song.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
The birth was ten out of ten amazing. Sure if
my nine months of prep. Well, you guys can take
the credit. I'll probably take a little bit.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
It will take a little bit. Absolutely, thanks cat my
incarnation choice to be a cat living a life of luxury.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
So basically, Hailey's cat over flinches because then I get
to go outside.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, but then you have to see what Haley gets
up to.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Just don't sit on the couch before.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
What is the heightened sense of the cat? Because the
dog is the smell the cat. Cat's whiskers aren't a
heightened sense, you know, tells them how wide they are
so they can fit through.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Is it hearing? And they've got good I think they've
got good eyes up, but not as much as you
will need to believe.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I'm ordial pouch.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
I've got me one of those. It helps me run
very fast.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Right, isn't it? Doing two pages of two pages? Look,
we're doing ten minute episodes. We're aiming. Okay, okay, no,
I'm happy with that. So how did we end these
all last time? In the time before, the time before,
in the time before, we.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Tell a secret about ourselves, we'll run out, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I just don't think we would.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I just don't think we would.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Cheers, Well, we were finishing. There was the natural. It
was the natural.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
No, I didn't think it was.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I don't think it was left wanting.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
We just need to we'll find out the cheers, cheers, cheers,