December 23, 2025 • 12 mins
On Episode Five; We are gorgeous, beautiful and cute- but is cute actually a compliment..?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleashorn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special. Welcome to the Christmas
Cocktail Special, the live show on the Big Pint of
back on Monday, the nineteenth of January.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Ay, have you just joined us? You've missed some crack
and poker shows. Go back, go back, go back, start again.
This is meant to Pasco sequential deal because now we're
off to Hamilton, Crown Jewel of New Zealand Cities.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
We're onto our second conktail, the second one.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
We're just scubled dipping in an apparol.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
But he has to add, what do you say some
gen a so quatt you have a protructor.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Raspberry and that's strong. I've made a strong one. Sprow
made the last one. But don't worry.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
That's okay.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
You know we'll be fine again.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It's data recording is Tuesday and it's currently eleven am.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I'll bring us back with some nice Margaret readers. Don't
you worry?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh poly says, thanks so much for all the lulls
this year. The podcast got me through four AM workouts
on my journey to health and losing twenty kilogram.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Holdays amazing, I found it.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
If you want it back.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Hailey, are so gorgeous and multi talented. Cheers Worn, You're
a beautiful Beardaddy and fleets. You're so cute. Cheers the lady.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Do you thanks?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
You've got gorgeous, beautiful and cute. That's us.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Well, someone wants on me cutes just interesting ugly mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I agree. If you said to someone, oh my god,
you're so cute you I do not want to fuck you. Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
The highlight of my year was traveling to the Big
Scary USA for a pregame bender in Vegas before heading
to Nashville, Nashville for CMA Fest.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I'd love to go to Nashville. I haven't been. What's
CMA Fest Country Musical Wards, Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Many bud lights consumed boots, scooted Ye's horde, and hot
cowboys gorked at a Juicy this moment you didn't have
many juicy members this year, however, went strolling down Broadway
in Nashville after a few lemonades and Jordan moderation. Of course,
there was a gentleman preaching to the crowds for a
JB via a JBL party box. All drinkers and fornicators
will end up in hell I turned to my friend
(01:58):
and said I can't wait, and was probably old to
hush woman by the man giving the sun. I hang
to be dragged away before I went full Hamilton on her.
Hush woman, hush woman, I'm preaching my geezza.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh my god, I love that song.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I will fuck you up round Carnation. I'd come back
as a white man. How good would that privilege be.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I think they've had the moment in the sun, and
I reckon it's going to get worse for them.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh yeah, on, I'm signing no darling. I know, I no,
I know, but come on, times up.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
You know we're staying in Hamilton Vernicks shout out and
Jessica and said, I want to give shout out to
my amazing boyfriend hopefully soon to be my fiance, for
being an amazing partner and spoiling me with love every day.
I'm very grateful to have him in my life. Wish
the team at ZI him a merry Christmas. You've been
a little rare sunshine in my life for the past year,
so hopefully twenty twenty six streets you will better. Highlight
of the year. Accidentally doing a double major and graduating
(02:49):
ran carnation choice. My dog is he who is a labrador,
is the sweetish girl and I think it would be
an honored to be like her, lovely. You can't come
back as who you would come back as.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
A librador and you might be a ship one with
usritus or something.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, bad hip. Isn't it an appetite that just won't quit?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Blind?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah? Kate is next from Wallow.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
How different than now what they had heard? That won't quit?
And the end the bad?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah yeah, just so just like usual, no external pressure
to just provide.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
You know, fair fear will be a size team.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Yeah, I'm a labor daughter. Tell me what I'll be fair?
I want to be fair.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Fair, you know cute when I'm fair. Hello friends, a
long time listening the first time Christmas. This is Kate
from Wellington. I've been listening to Flinching Vorn since I
was fifteen, so eleven years of podcasts and being a
silent listener. You're actually quite old now I am, yes, yes,
and getting older forty four and degree most time to
be taken out the back and shot shy.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Think it's the humane thing to do.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Thank you get me through the rough times. You guys
are my rock throughout my pregnancy, and I think my
daughter is over your voices.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Oh listening, listening so much.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
My highlight was being in a.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Sorry you've just skipped So I rocked throughout my daughter,
and I think my daughter is over your voice as brackets.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Not Haley.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
She's got a beautiful voice. I felt I didn't need
to be seid yeah close.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Like to hold back some of the compliments.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Waiting along.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
She's like reading along like a golden book. And when
you hear this noise is time to turn.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
The page, Time to turn the page.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
My highlight was being in a South care era so
hard and working on myself that I got braces at
the ripe old age of twenty six and lost eight
kg's because I couldn't eat. So I'm gonna be skinny
and have good teeth. That's a win all around.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
There's a win win.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I like Haley. I'm recently single, so I downloaded a
good old hinge. I all started a new gym this year.
D're in my solf care era, and the very short
King five four, a best who goes to my gym,
sent me.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
A rose on hinge like a superke.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Superike and my six foot tall as said no, thank
you for obvious reason. Sorry short kan, but I mean
when you're six foot everybody is a short king.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Now.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I have to see him every time I'm at the gym,
and even in town I've run into a few times.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Somehow every one it's the same signs though, when they're
in your face, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Sorry, just checking a future sentence.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Know that as confuciusious?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, it's an ancient Chinese problem.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Actually, I thought it was eying down.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I would think sitting on someone's face would be the
very point at which you could tell everybody's quite different.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, little tyke jumps up there.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I know how it works, but that's what confusions are you?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Are you suffocating or are you breathing clearly through your nose?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
You can get a straw, Yeah, hard to work the
tongue around the snow.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
It is. You'd have to know it now.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, movie June, I.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Was going to say fault stars.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I was going to go for such and over horrible
sad cancer. But right so, well, I hope you can
escape that pisky little liprecorn that's firing you around their cap.
A chance I would come back as a Christmas South.
I love Christmas. I'm one of those bitches who sets
up after Halloween, so I'd spend my alf days making
sure Christmas orphans have lots of presents. Tracy is also flitch.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I was like, don't do it, don't do it, couldn't Christmas.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Sorry, presume it's our impersonation of them, but they're presumed.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Did presumed.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Tracy's next traces also from Wellington. Just I love to
you guys, skip skip skip, but yes, thank you Tracy. Yeah,
you guys ALLGIDU those guys holand you went to Hawaii
and swim with pilot whales. Have you told them to
stop fucking beaching themselves every year? Not the smartest? Are they?
Terrible name for them. I want to go to pilot
their way in the fucking ocean. They're always ending up
(06:43):
on the beach.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Hawaiian swim with pilot whales are No, they're not right
little Oh yeah, they're the ones that get beached.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
A year A new fantasy will be going to Hawaiian
just swimming with pilots and they're little tight ships.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
You got the swim with those anywhere.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Hot pilots.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, you can see with them anywhere. Yeah, okay, we
did this last year.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
You both we're getting horned about pilot.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
And our toes connected with.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Both streets when we got horny.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Oh my god, pilot reincarnation choice Dolphin.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Okay, lovely, thank you there, Tracy.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
All right, let's go just up the road from Wellington
to Poreua. I actually said, twenty twenty five has been
a whole lot of nothing for me, just work, sleep, repeat.
Do you know what?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
That's probably nice because some people have had the hell year.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah. I'm just dwelling on that week ah, which
honestly has made me pretty sad this year. Listen to
you guys every day while I work and anstally just
want to say thank you bro, my day, my spirits
on the that's nice. Thanks for the genuine friendship that
I can definitely hear. Can't wait to see what other
in addition to the crew there will be in twenty
(07:54):
twenty six. You know, Hayley's going to want to buy
something dead. I say, with pizza and love. Thank you
for being unapologetically yourself. I love it. Fuck you higher
the ears house to hang on.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
It wasn't me.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
It was looking at dead things though, flitch you in
away over the weekend was sitting us Taxi doom It's.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Kidding because we went and we were staying at the hotel.
Underneath the hotel, I know the shop, there's a taxi
doomy shop and and it just sells all kinds of
trinkets and amazing things and well Brown and co Yes
called azing and Mike and Mad our friends would peer
pressuring me into buying a zebra. A taxi doom is
zebra and they want to put it at the end
(08:33):
of the hallway, so you are, yeah, I know it
would look amazing. I know, I know. But then I
saw how much it costs, and I was like, no
fucking way. How much do you think of taxidomy zebra coss.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
The fifteen hundred for foxes, so it's.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
A it's a bust ten grand sex, okay, bargain were
about it.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
If we're girl meting that we just made four thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
We want to see And then we kept drinking and
they kept at it.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
And one more push, I reckon you would have done and.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I had that because it was we were looking at it.
We were looking at it later on you know the
shopify shop app, and then it reminded us later that
night it came up. It was like, do you still
want to buy Zebra? I was like no, And then
Mike was like, come on, come on, I'll light it up.
I'll get the lights on it and we'll light it up.
And I was like, bacher piece, come on, I mean
it would look amazing, blow out the amy wait for it.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Maybe might have a boxing do sail or something went
down a couple.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
We're not spending that much money on that. Jesus high
of the years.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
House something for my friend for a week, as she's
got two cats and two dogs. The day I went home,
I said, I'm differently a cat person. I want a cat.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Literally.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
The next day I went for a walk and down
a walkway there was some bush. I had a little
kiddy mewing. He was all the way and the bush,
no mama or other kittens to be seen. I went
in and he came straight to me, and I thought,
God down the universe heard me yesterday. Now I have
the sweetest little bush baby cat.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Oh that's exactly how I riscued my cat, just Jamurray Fluffington.
I was walking down the street. I had a little
mew and a lady looked up at me and said, well,
he's yours for feat readers, yeah, the breeder, And I said, okay, absolutely,
I'll rescue him.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, juicy, this moment of the year my extreme college
I'm thirty now out of the blue message. First it
was a normal conversation with hey, how are you. Then
he outright said, so when are we having a baby?
I make this much money a year so I can
support it. Like what kind of response did this delusional
man think he was going to get? Seriously, you wish
my fuck having kids?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Wow, there was a journey man.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
That was a journey journey. But then like maybe you
could just like funck him just forbot the money. I okay,
earns lots of money.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I do think this of someone like an X from
years and years and years ago. I was like, what's up.
You'd be like, I'll be quite funny to see, like
what you've learned over the last twenty years. Yeah compared yeah,
like nineteen or twenty years old.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
You're all Yes, I was a very fumbly twenty year old, fumbly,
fumbly and bumbli.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
You'd probably impress them now vel Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Anyway, all right, Jordy Wrights, dear Shannon, Carwen and Varn
and Hailey.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yes, kind of we just had that.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
It's a sure one, all right sort of? You? Yeah,
reach off entirely, did Shennon, Carwen and Varn and Haley.
Do you know what you, guys is the best part
of my day. Thanks for being with us and making
another year.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
No, he's lived you off there.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
He is a woman. That's why she's left you off.
You miss I. Over the year was getting to meet
Haley and flin her baron Is show on christ Church.
I also got married to the.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Lil love of my life, right, the lady of my life?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Mate.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, juiciest moment of the message me on Insta and
I'll tell you because not even the potty can know.
But I'll tell you guys here did we get this?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Okay, we'll messarch, We'll let's message reincarnation choice.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I wouldn't be coming back simply because I refuse to die.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Oh why that's someone like Haley that doesn't as scared
of dying. I'm not going to die well on Texas
and death are the only Sydney in life.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Well I don't do either of those. All right, join us, sneaks.
We've got a ringing order my secret birthplace.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Cheers, cheers,
Fleashorn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special. Welcome to the Christmas
Cocktail Special, the live show on the Big Pint of
back on Monday, the nineteenth of January.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Ay, have you just joined us? You've missed some crack
and poker shows. Go back, go back, go back, start again.
This is meant to Pasco sequential deal because now we're
off to Hamilton, Crown Jewel of New Zealand Cities.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
We're onto our second conktail, the second one.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
We're just scubled dipping in an apparol.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
But he has to add, what do you say some
gen a so quatt you have a protructor.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Raspberry and that's strong. I've made a strong one. Sprow
made the last one. But don't worry.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
That's okay.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
You know we'll be fine again.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It's data recording is Tuesday and it's currently eleven am.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I'll bring us back with some nice Margaret readers. Don't
you worry?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh poly says, thanks so much for all the lulls
this year. The podcast got me through four AM workouts
on my journey to health and losing twenty kilogram.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Holdays amazing, I found it.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
If you want it back.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Hailey, are so gorgeous and multi talented. Cheers Worn, You're
a beautiful Beardaddy and fleets. You're so cute. Cheers the lady.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Do you thanks?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
You've got gorgeous, beautiful and cute. That's us.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Well, someone wants on me cutes just interesting ugly mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I agree. If you said to someone, oh my god,
you're so cute you I do not want to fuck you. Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
The highlight of my year was traveling to the Big
Scary USA for a pregame bender in Vegas before heading
to Nashville, Nashville for CMA Fest.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I'd love to go to Nashville. I haven't been. What's
CMA Fest Country Musical Wards, Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Many bud lights consumed boots, scooted Ye's horde, and hot
cowboys gorked at a Juicy this moment you didn't have
many juicy members this year, however, went strolling down Broadway
in Nashville after a few lemonades and Jordan moderation. Of course,
there was a gentleman preaching to the crowds for a
JB via a JBL party box. All drinkers and fornicators
will end up in hell I turned to my friend
(01:58):
and said I can't wait, and was probably old to
hush woman by the man giving the sun. I hang
to be dragged away before I went full Hamilton on her.
Hush woman, hush woman, I'm preaching my geezza.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh my god, I love that song.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I will fuck you up round Carnation. I'd come back
as a white man. How good would that privilege be.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I think they've had the moment in the sun, and
I reckon it's going to get worse for them.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh yeah, on, I'm signing no darling. I know, I no,
I know, but come on, times up.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
You know we're staying in Hamilton Vernicks shout out and
Jessica and said, I want to give shout out to
my amazing boyfriend hopefully soon to be my fiance, for
being an amazing partner and spoiling me with love every day.
I'm very grateful to have him in my life. Wish
the team at ZI him a merry Christmas. You've been
a little rare sunshine in my life for the past year,
so hopefully twenty twenty six streets you will better. Highlight
of the year. Accidentally doing a double major and graduating
(02:49):
ran carnation choice. My dog is he who is a labrador,
is the sweetish girl and I think it would be
an honored to be like her, lovely. You can't come
back as who you would come back as.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
A librador and you might be a ship one with
usritus or something.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, bad hip. Isn't it an appetite that just won't quit?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Blind?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah? Kate is next from Wallow.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
How different than now what they had heard? That won't quit?
And the end the bad?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah yeah, just so just like usual, no external pressure
to just provide.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
You know, fair fear will be a size team.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Yeah, I'm a labor daughter. Tell me what I'll be fair?
I want to be fair.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Fair, you know cute when I'm fair. Hello friends, a
long time listening the first time Christmas. This is Kate
from Wellington. I've been listening to Flinching Vorn since I
was fifteen, so eleven years of podcasts and being a
silent listener. You're actually quite old now I am, yes, yes,
and getting older forty four and degree most time to
be taken out the back and shot shy.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Think it's the humane thing to do.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Thank you get me through the rough times. You guys
are my rock throughout my pregnancy, and I think my
daughter is over your voices.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Oh listening, listening so much.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
My highlight was being in a.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Sorry you've just skipped So I rocked throughout my daughter,
and I think my daughter is over your voice as brackets.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Not Haley.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
She's got a beautiful voice. I felt I didn't need
to be seid yeah close.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Like to hold back some of the compliments.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Waiting along.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
She's like reading along like a golden book. And when
you hear this noise is time to turn.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
The page, Time to turn the page.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
My highlight was being in a South care era so
hard and working on myself that I got braces at
the ripe old age of twenty six and lost eight
kg's because I couldn't eat. So I'm gonna be skinny
and have good teeth. That's a win all around.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
There's a win win.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I like Haley. I'm recently single, so I downloaded a
good old hinge. I all started a new gym this year.
D're in my solf care era, and the very short
King five four, a best who goes to my gym,
sent me.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
A rose on hinge like a superke.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Superike and my six foot tall as said no, thank
you for obvious reason. Sorry short kan, but I mean
when you're six foot everybody is a short king.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Now.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I have to see him every time I'm at the gym,
and even in town I've run into a few times.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Somehow every one it's the same signs though, when they're
in your face, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Sorry, just checking a future sentence.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Know that as confuciusious?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, it's an ancient Chinese problem.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Actually, I thought it was eying down.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I would think sitting on someone's face would be the
very point at which you could tell everybody's quite different.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, little tyke jumps up there.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I know how it works, but that's what confusions are you?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Are you suffocating or are you breathing clearly through your nose?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
You can get a straw, Yeah, hard to work the
tongue around the snow.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
It is. You'd have to know it now.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, movie June, I.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Was going to say fault stars.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I was going to go for such and over horrible
sad cancer. But right so, well, I hope you can
escape that pisky little liprecorn that's firing you around their cap.
A chance I would come back as a Christmas South.
I love Christmas. I'm one of those bitches who sets
up after Halloween, so I'd spend my alf days making
sure Christmas orphans have lots of presents. Tracy is also flitch.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I was like, don't do it, don't do it, couldn't Christmas.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Sorry, presume it's our impersonation of them, but they're presumed.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Did presumed.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Tracy's next traces also from Wellington. Just I love to
you guys, skip skip skip, but yes, thank you Tracy. Yeah,
you guys ALLGIDU those guys holand you went to Hawaii
and swim with pilot whales. Have you told them to
stop fucking beaching themselves every year? Not the smartest? Are they?
Terrible name for them. I want to go to pilot
their way in the fucking ocean. They're always ending up
(06:43):
on the beach.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Hawaiian swim with pilot whales are No, they're not right
little Oh yeah, they're the ones that get beached.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
A year A new fantasy will be going to Hawaiian
just swimming with pilots and they're little tight ships.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
You got the swim with those anywhere.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Hot pilots.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, you can see with them anywhere. Yeah, okay, we
did this last year.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
You both we're getting horned about pilot.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
And our toes connected with.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Both streets when we got horny.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Oh my god, pilot reincarnation choice Dolphin.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Okay, lovely, thank you there, Tracy.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
All right, let's go just up the road from Wellington
to Poreua. I actually said, twenty twenty five has been
a whole lot of nothing for me, just work, sleep, repeat.
Do you know what?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
That's probably nice because some people have had the hell year.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah. I'm just dwelling on that week ah, which
honestly has made me pretty sad this year. Listen to
you guys every day while I work and anstally just
want to say thank you bro, my day, my spirits
on the that's nice. Thanks for the genuine friendship that
I can definitely hear. Can't wait to see what other
in addition to the crew there will be in twenty
(07:54):
twenty six. You know, Hayley's going to want to buy
something dead. I say, with pizza and love. Thank you
for being unapologetically yourself. I love it. Fuck you higher
the ears house to hang on.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
It wasn't me.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
It was looking at dead things though, flitch you in
away over the weekend was sitting us Taxi doom It's.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Kidding because we went and we were staying at the hotel.
Underneath the hotel, I know the shop, there's a taxi
doomy shop and and it just sells all kinds of
trinkets and amazing things and well Brown and co Yes
called azing and Mike and Mad our friends would peer
pressuring me into buying a zebra. A taxi doom is
zebra and they want to put it at the end
(08:33):
of the hallway, so you are, yeah, I know it
would look amazing. I know, I know. But then I
saw how much it costs, and I was like, no
fucking way. How much do you think of taxidomy zebra coss.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
The fifteen hundred for foxes, so it's.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
A it's a bust ten grand sex, okay, bargain were
about it.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
If we're girl meting that we just made four thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
We want to see And then we kept drinking and
they kept at it.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
And one more push, I reckon you would have done and.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I had that because it was we were looking at it.
We were looking at it later on you know the
shopify shop app, and then it reminded us later that
night it came up. It was like, do you still
want to buy Zebra? I was like no, And then
Mike was like, come on, come on, I'll light it up.
I'll get the lights on it and we'll light it up.
And I was like, bacher piece, come on, I mean
it would look amazing, blow out the amy wait for it.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Maybe might have a boxing do sail or something went
down a couple.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
We're not spending that much money on that. Jesus high
of the years.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
House something for my friend for a week, as she's
got two cats and two dogs. The day I went home,
I said, I'm differently a cat person. I want a cat.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Literally.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
The next day I went for a walk and down
a walkway there was some bush. I had a little
kiddy mewing. He was all the way and the bush,
no mama or other kittens to be seen. I went
in and he came straight to me, and I thought,
God down the universe heard me yesterday. Now I have
the sweetest little bush baby cat.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Oh that's exactly how I riscued my cat, just Jamurray Fluffington.
I was walking down the street. I had a little
mew and a lady looked up at me and said, well,
he's yours for feat readers, yeah, the breeder, And I said, okay, absolutely,
I'll rescue him.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, juicy, this moment of the year my extreme college
I'm thirty now out of the blue message. First it
was a normal conversation with hey, how are you. Then
he outright said, so when are we having a baby?
I make this much money a year so I can
support it. Like what kind of response did this delusional
man think he was going to get? Seriously, you wish
my fuck having kids?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Wow, there was a journey man.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
That was a journey journey. But then like maybe you
could just like funck him just forbot the money. I okay,
earns lots of money.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I do think this of someone like an X from
years and years and years ago. I was like, what's up.
You'd be like, I'll be quite funny to see, like
what you've learned over the last twenty years. Yeah compared yeah,
like nineteen or twenty years old.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
You're all Yes, I was a very fumbly twenty year old, fumbly,
fumbly and bumbli.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
You'd probably impress them now vel Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Anyway, all right, Jordy Wrights, dear Shannon, Carwen and Varn
and Hailey.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yes, kind of we just had that.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
It's a sure one, all right sort of? You? Yeah,
reach off entirely, did Shennon, Carwen and Varn and Haley.
Do you know what you, guys is the best part
of my day. Thanks for being with us and making
another year.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
No, he's lived you off there.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
He is a woman. That's why she's left you off.
You miss I. Over the year was getting to meet
Haley and flin her baron Is show on christ Church.
I also got married to the.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Lil love of my life, right, the lady of my life?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Mate.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, juiciest moment of the message me on Insta and
I'll tell you because not even the potty can know.
But I'll tell you guys here did we get this?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Okay, we'll messarch, We'll let's message reincarnation choice.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I wouldn't be coming back simply because I refuse to die.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Oh why that's someone like Haley that doesn't as scared
of dying. I'm not going to die well on Texas
and death are the only Sydney in life.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Well I don't do either of those. All right, join us, sneaks.
We've got a ringing order my secret birthplace.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Cheers, cheers,
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