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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleashorn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special. Welcome to the Christmas
Cocktail Special, the live show on the Big Pint of
back on Monday, the nineteenth of January.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Ay, have you just joined us? You've missed some crack
and poker shows. Go back, go back, go back, start again.
This is meant to Pasco sequential deal because now we're
off to Hamilton, Crown Jewel of New Zealand Cities. We're
onto our second conktail, the second one. We're just scubled
dipping in an apparol.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
But he has to add, what do you say some
gen a so quatt.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
You have a protructor Raspberry and that's strong. I've made
a strong one. Sprow made the last one.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
But don't worry. That's okay. You know we'll be fine again.
It's dated recording is Tuesday and it's currently eleven am.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I'll bring us back with some nice Margaret readers.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Don't you worry, Polly says, thanks so much for all
the lulls this year. The podcast got me through four
AM workouts on my journey to health and losing twenty kilogram. Holdays, amazing,
I found it.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
If you want it back.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Hailey, are so gorgeous and multi talented. Cheers Worn, You're
a beautiful Beardaddy and Fleets. You're so cute. Cheers the lady,
don't you Thanks.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
You've got gorgeous, beautiful and cute. That's us.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Well, someone wants on me cutes just interesting ugly mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I agree if you said to someone, oh my god,
you're so cute you I don't want to fuck you. Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
The highlight of my year was traveling to the Big
Scary USA for a pregame bender in Vegas before heading
to Nashville, Nashville for CMA Fest.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I'd love to go to Nashville. I haven't been what
CMA Fest Country Musical Wards, Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Many bud lights consumed boots, scooted Ye's horde, and hot
cowboys gorked at Juicy this moment. You didn't have many
Juicy members this year, however, went strolling down Broadway in
Nashville after a few lemonades and Jordan moderation. Of course,
there was a gentleman preaching to the crowds for a
JB via a JBL party box. All drinkers and fornicators
will end up in hell. I turned to my friend
(01:58):
and said I can't wait, and was probably old to
hush woman by the man giving the sun. I hang
to be dragged away before I went full Hamilton on her.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Hush woman, hush woman, I'm preaching my geezza.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh my god, I love that song.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I will fuck you.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Up round Carnation. I'd come back as a white man.
How good would that privilege be.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I think they've had the moment in the sun, and
I reckon it's going to get worse for them. Oh yeah, on,
I'm signing no darling. I know, I no, I know,
but come on, times up.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
You know we're staying in Hamilton Vernicks. I shout out
and Jessica and said, I want to give shout out
to my amazing boyfriend hopefully soon to be my fiance,
for being an amazing partner and spoiling me with love
every day. I'm very grateful to have him in my life.
Wish the team at ZI him a merry Christmas. You've
been a little rare sunshine in my life for the
past year. Hopefully twenty twenty six streets you will better.
Highlight of the year. Accidentally doing a double major and
(02:47):
graduating ran carnation choice.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
My dog is he who is a labrador, is the sweetish.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Girl and I think it would be an honored to
be like her, lovely. You can't come back as who
you would come back as.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
A librador and you might be a ship one with
usritus or something.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, bad hip. Isn't it an appetite that just won't quit?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Blin?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah? Kate is next from Wallow. How different than now
what they had heard? That won't quit? And the end
the bad?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah yeah, just so just like usual, no external pressure
to just provide.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
You know, fair fear will be a size team. Yeah,
I'm a labor daughter. Tell me what I'll be fair.
I want to be fair.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Fair, you know cute when I'm fair. Hello friends, a
long time listening the first time Christmas. This is Kate
from Wellington. I've been listening to Flinching Vorn since I
was fifteen, so eleven years of podcasts and being a
silent listener.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
You're actually quite old now I am, yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
And getting older forty four in degree. Most time to
be taken out the back and shot shy.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Think that it's the humane thing to do.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Thank you for geting be through the rough times. You
guys are my rock throughout my pregnancy, and I think
my daughter is over your voices.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Oh listening, listening so much.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
My highlight was being in a.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Sorry you've just skipped So I rocked throughout my daughter
and I think my daughter is over your voice aes brackets.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Not Haley.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
She's got a beautiful voice.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I felt I didn't need to be seid yeah close.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Like to hold back some of the compliments.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Waiting along.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
She's like reading along like a golden book. And when
you hear this noise is time to turn the page.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Time to turn the page.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
My highlight was being in a South care era so
hard and working on myself that I got braces at
the ripe old age of twenty six and lost eight
kg's because I couldn't eat. So I'm gonna be skinny
and have good teeth. That's a win all around.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Here's a win win.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I like Haley. I'm recently single, so I downloaded a
good old hinge. I all started a new gym this year.
D're in my Souf care era and the very short
King five four, a best who goes to my gym,
sent me a rose on hinge like a superke, superike,
and my six foot tall as said no, thank you
for obvious reason. Sorry, short king, but I mean when
you're six foot everybody is a short king.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Now.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I have to see him every time I'm at the gym,
and even in town I've run into a few times.
Somehow every one.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
It's the same signs though, when they're in your face,
you know what.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I mean, just checking a future sentence, know that as confuciusious?
Is it?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, it's an ancient Chinese problem.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Actually, I thought it was eying down.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I would think sitting on someone's face would be the
very point at which you could tell everybody's quite different. Yeah,
little tyke jumps up there. I know how it works.
But that's what confusions are you? Are you suffocating or
are you breathing clearly through your nose? You can get
a straw, Yeah, hard to work the tongue around the snow.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
It is. You'd have to know it now.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, movie June, I.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Was going to say fault stars.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I was going to go for such and other horrible
sad cancer, but right so, well, I hope you can
escape that pisky little liprecorn that's firing you around their
cape a chance I would come back as a Christmas South.
I love Christmas. I'm one of those bitches who sets
up after Halloween, so it's spend my alf days making
sure Christmas orphans have lots of presents. Tracy is also flitch.
(06:06):
I was like, don't do it, don't do it, couldn't Christmas.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Sorry, presume it's our impersonation of them, but they're presumed
did presumed.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Tracy's next traces also from Wellington. Just I love to
you guys, skip skip skip, but yes, thank you Tracy. Yeah,
you guys allgidu those guys holand you went to Hawaii
and swim with pilot whales. Have you told them to
stop fucking beaching themselves every year? Not the smartest?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Are they?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Terrible name for them. I want to go to pilot
their way in the fucking ocean. They're always ending up
on the beach.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Hawaiian swim with pilot whales are No, they're not all
right little Oh yeah, they're the ones that get beached.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
A year, A new.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Fantasy will be going to Hawaiian just swimming with pilots
and they're little tight ships.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
You get the swim with those anywhere hot pilots.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah you can see with them anywhere. Yeah, okay, we
did this last year. You both we're getting horned about pilots.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
And our toes connected with.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Both streets when we got horny. Oh my god, pilot
reincarnation choice Dolphin.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Okay, lovely, thank you there, Tracy.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
All right, let's go just up the road from Wellington
to Poreua. I actually said, twenty twenty five has been
a whole lot of nothing for me, just work, sleep, repeat.
Do you know what?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
That's probably nice because some people have had the hell year.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah
yea yeah. I'm just dwelling on that week ah, which
honestly has made me pretty sad this year. Listen to
you guys every day while I work and anstally just
want to say thank you bro, my day, my spirits
on the that's nice. Thanks for the genuine friendship that
I can definitely hear. Can't wait to see what other
in addition to the crew there will be in twenty
(07:54):
twenty six. You know, Hayley's going to want to buy
something dead. I say, with pizza and love. Thank you
for being unapologetically yourself. I love it, fuck you high
the house to hang on.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
It wasn't me. It was looking at dead things though,
Flitch you went away over the weekend, was sitting us
taxi doom It's.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Kidding because we went and we were staying at the hotel.
Underneath the hotel, I know the shop, there's a taxi
doomy shop, and and it just sells all kinds of
trinkets and amazing things, and.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Well Brown and co Y called amazing.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
And Mike and mad our friends wore peer pressuring me
into buying a zebra. A taxi doom is zebra and
they want to put it at the end of the hallway.
So you are, yeah, I know it would look amazing.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
But then I saw how much it costs, and I
was like, no fucking way. How much do you think
of taxidomy zebrass.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
The fifteen hundred for foxes, So it's a it's a.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Bust ten grand sex. Okay, bargain about it.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
If we're girl matting that we just made four thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
We want to see. And then we kept drinking and
they kept at.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
It, and one more push, I reckon you would have done,
and I had.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
That because it was we were looking at it.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
We were looking at it later on you know the
shopify shop app, and then it reminded us later that
night it came up.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
It was like, do you still want to buy Zebra?
I was like no, and then Mike was like, come on,
come on, I'll light it up. I'll get the lights
on it and we'll light it up.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
And I was like, diacher piece, come on, I mean
it would look amazing, blow out the amy.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Wait for it. Maybe might have a boxing do sail
or something went down a couple.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
We're not spending that much money on that. Jesus high
of the years. House something for my friend for a week,
as she's got two cats and two dogs. The day
I went home, I said, I'm differently a cat person.
I want a cat. Literally. The next day I went
for a walk and down a walkway there was some bush.
I had a little kiddy mewing. He was all the
way and the bush, no mama or other kittens to
be seen. I went in and he came straight to me,
and I thought, God down the universe heard me yesterday.
(09:47):
Now I have the sweetest little bush baby cat.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Oh that's exactly how I riscued my cat just Jamurray Plussington.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I was walking down the street.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I had a little mew and a lady looked up
at me and said, well, he's yours for for feat readers,
yeah the breeder, And I said, okay, absolutely, I'll rescue him.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah juicy this moment of the year and my extreme
college I'm thirty now out of the blue message. First
it was a normal conversation with hey, how are you.
Then he outright said, so when are we having a baby?
I make this much money a year so I can
support it. Like what kind of response did this delusional
man think he was going to get? Seriously, you wish
my fuck having kids?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Wow, there was a journey man that was a journey journey.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
But then like maybe you could just like funck him
just forbot the money.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
I okay, earns lots of money. I do think this
of someone like an X from years and years and
years ago. I was like, what's up. You'd be like,
I'll be quite funny to see, like what you've learned
over the last twenty years. Yeah compared yeah, like nineteen
or twenty years old.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
You're all Yes. I was a very funbly twenty year
old fumbly I fumbly and bumbli.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
You'd probably impress them now vel Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Anyway, all right, Jordy Wrights, dear Shannon, Carwen and Varn
and Hailey. Yes, kind of we just had that. It's
a sure one, all right sort of you? Yeah, reach
off entirely, did Shennon, Carwhen and Vorn and Haley? Do
(11:12):
you know what you guys is the best part of
my day. Thanks for being with us and making another year. No,
he's lived you off. There is a woman, that's why
she's left you off. You miss I. Over the year
was getting to meet Haley and flin her baron Is
show on christ Church.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I also got married to the lil love of my life, right,
the lady of my life mate.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, juiciest moment of the message me on instag and
I'll tell you because not even the potty can know.
But I'll tell you guys here did we get this? Okay,
we'll messarch, We'll let's message reincarnation choice. I wouldn't be
coming back simply because I refuse to die.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Why that's someone like Haley that doesn't as scared of dying.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I'm not going to die.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Well on Texas and death are the only Sydoney in life.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Well, I don't do either of those. All right, join us, sneaks.
We've got a ringing order my secret birthplace.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Cheers, cheers,
Fleashorn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special. Welcome to the Christmas
Cocktail Special, the live show on the Big Pint of
back on Monday, the nineteenth of January.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Ay, have you just joined us? You've missed some crack
and poker shows. Go back, go back, go back, start again.
This is meant to Pasco sequential deal because now we're
off to Hamilton, Crown Jewel of New Zealand Cities. We're
onto our second conktail, the second one. We're just scubled
dipping in an apparol.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
But he has to add, what do you say some
gen a so quatt.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
You have a protructor Raspberry and that's strong. I've made
a strong one. Sprow made the last one.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
But don't worry. That's okay. You know we'll be fine again.
It's dated recording is Tuesday and it's currently eleven am.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I'll bring us back with some nice Margaret readers.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Don't you worry, Polly says, thanks so much for all
the lulls this year. The podcast got me through four
AM workouts on my journey to health and losing twenty kilogram. Holdays, amazing,
I found it.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
If you want it back.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Hailey, are so gorgeous and multi talented. Cheers Worn, You're
a beautiful Beardaddy and Fleets. You're so cute. Cheers the lady,
don't you Thanks.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
You've got gorgeous, beautiful and cute. That's us.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Well, someone wants on me cutes just interesting ugly mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I agree if you said to someone, oh my god,
you're so cute you I don't want to fuck you. Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
The highlight of my year was traveling to the Big
Scary USA for a pregame bender in Vegas before heading
to Nashville, Nashville for CMA Fest.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I'd love to go to Nashville. I haven't been what
CMA Fest Country Musical Wards, Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Many bud lights consumed boots, scooted Ye's horde, and hot
cowboys gorked at Juicy this moment. You didn't have many
Juicy members this year, however, went strolling down Broadway in
Nashville after a few lemonades and Jordan moderation. Of course,
there was a gentleman preaching to the crowds for a
JB via a JBL party box. All drinkers and fornicators
will end up in hell. I turned to my friend
(01:58):
and said I can't wait, and was probably old to
hush woman by the man giving the sun. I hang
to be dragged away before I went full Hamilton on her.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Hush woman, hush woman, I'm preaching my geezza.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh my god, I love that song.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I will fuck you.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Up round Carnation. I'd come back as a white man.
How good would that privilege be.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I think they've had the moment in the sun, and
I reckon it's going to get worse for them. Oh yeah, on,
I'm signing no darling. I know, I no, I know,
but come on, times up.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
You know we're staying in Hamilton Vernicks. I shout out
and Jessica and said, I want to give shout out
to my amazing boyfriend hopefully soon to be my fiance,
for being an amazing partner and spoiling me with love
every day. I'm very grateful to have him in my life.
Wish the team at ZI him a merry Christmas. You've
been a little rare sunshine in my life for the
past year. Hopefully twenty twenty six streets you will better.
Highlight of the year. Accidentally doing a double major and
(02:47):
graduating ran carnation choice.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
My dog is he who is a labrador, is the sweetish.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Girl and I think it would be an honored to
be like her, lovely. You can't come back as who
you would come back as.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
A librador and you might be a ship one with
usritus or something.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, bad hip. Isn't it an appetite that just won't quit?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Blin?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah? Kate is next from Wallow. How different than now
what they had heard? That won't quit? And the end
the bad?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah yeah, just so just like usual, no external pressure
to just provide.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
You know, fair fear will be a size team. Yeah,
I'm a labor daughter. Tell me what I'll be fair.
I want to be fair.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Fair, you know cute when I'm fair. Hello friends, a
long time listening the first time Christmas. This is Kate
from Wellington. I've been listening to Flinching Vorn since I
was fifteen, so eleven years of podcasts and being a
silent listener.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
You're actually quite old now I am, yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
And getting older forty four in degree. Most time to
be taken out the back and shot shy.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Think that it's the humane thing to do.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Thank you for geting be through the rough times. You
guys are my rock throughout my pregnancy, and I think
my daughter is over your voices.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Oh listening, listening so much.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
My highlight was being in a.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Sorry you've just skipped So I rocked throughout my daughter
and I think my daughter is over your voice aes brackets.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Not Haley.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
She's got a beautiful voice.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I felt I didn't need to be seid yeah close.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Like to hold back some of the compliments.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Waiting along.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
She's like reading along like a golden book. And when
you hear this noise is time to turn the page.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Time to turn the page.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
My highlight was being in a South care era so
hard and working on myself that I got braces at
the ripe old age of twenty six and lost eight
kg's because I couldn't eat. So I'm gonna be skinny
and have good teeth. That's a win all around.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Here's a win win.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I like Haley. I'm recently single, so I downloaded a
good old hinge. I all started a new gym this year.
D're in my Souf care era and the very short
King five four, a best who goes to my gym,
sent me a rose on hinge like a superke, superike,
and my six foot tall as said no, thank you
for obvious reason. Sorry, short king, but I mean when
you're six foot everybody is a short king.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Now.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I have to see him every time I'm at the gym,
and even in town I've run into a few times.
Somehow every one.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
It's the same signs though, when they're in your face,
you know what.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I mean, just checking a future sentence, know that as confuciusious?
Is it?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, it's an ancient Chinese problem.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Actually, I thought it was eying down.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I would think sitting on someone's face would be the
very point at which you could tell everybody's quite different. Yeah,
little tyke jumps up there. I know how it works.
But that's what confusions are you? Are you suffocating or
are you breathing clearly through your nose? You can get
a straw, Yeah, hard to work the tongue around the snow.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
It is. You'd have to know it now.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, movie June, I.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Was going to say fault stars.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I was going to go for such and other horrible
sad cancer, but right so, well, I hope you can
escape that pisky little liprecorn that's firing you around their
cape a chance I would come back as a Christmas South.
I love Christmas. I'm one of those bitches who sets
up after Halloween, so it's spend my alf days making
sure Christmas orphans have lots of presents. Tracy is also flitch.
(06:06):
I was like, don't do it, don't do it, couldn't Christmas.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Sorry, presume it's our impersonation of them, but they're presumed
did presumed.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Tracy's next traces also from Wellington. Just I love to
you guys, skip skip skip, but yes, thank you Tracy. Yeah,
you guys allgidu those guys holand you went to Hawaii
and swim with pilot whales. Have you told them to
stop fucking beaching themselves every year? Not the smartest?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Are they?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Terrible name for them. I want to go to pilot
their way in the fucking ocean. They're always ending up
on the beach.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Hawaiian swim with pilot whales are No, they're not all
right little Oh yeah, they're the ones that get beached.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
A year, A new.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Fantasy will be going to Hawaiian just swimming with pilots
and they're little tight ships.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
You get the swim with those anywhere hot pilots.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah you can see with them anywhere. Yeah, okay, we
did this last year. You both we're getting horned about pilots.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
And our toes connected with.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Both streets when we got horny. Oh my god, pilot
reincarnation choice Dolphin.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Okay, lovely, thank you there, Tracy.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
All right, let's go just up the road from Wellington
to Poreua. I actually said, twenty twenty five has been
a whole lot of nothing for me, just work, sleep, repeat.
Do you know what?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
That's probably nice because some people have had the hell year.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah
yea yeah. I'm just dwelling on that week ah, which
honestly has made me pretty sad this year. Listen to
you guys every day while I work and anstally just
want to say thank you bro, my day, my spirits
on the that's nice. Thanks for the genuine friendship that
I can definitely hear. Can't wait to see what other
in addition to the crew there will be in twenty
(07:54):
twenty six. You know, Hayley's going to want to buy
something dead. I say, with pizza and love. Thank you
for being unapologetically yourself. I love it, fuck you high
the house to hang on.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
It wasn't me. It was looking at dead things though,
Flitch you went away over the weekend, was sitting us
taxi doom It's.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Kidding because we went and we were staying at the hotel.
Underneath the hotel, I know the shop, there's a taxi
doomy shop, and and it just sells all kinds of
trinkets and amazing things, and.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Well Brown and co Y called amazing.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
And Mike and mad our friends wore peer pressuring me
into buying a zebra. A taxi doom is zebra and
they want to put it at the end of the hallway.
So you are, yeah, I know it would look amazing.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
But then I saw how much it costs, and I
was like, no fucking way. How much do you think
of taxidomy zebrass.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
The fifteen hundred for foxes, So it's a it's a.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Bust ten grand sex. Okay, bargain about it.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
If we're girl matting that we just made four thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
We want to see. And then we kept drinking and
they kept at.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
It, and one more push, I reckon you would have done,
and I had.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
That because it was we were looking at it.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
We were looking at it later on you know the
shopify shop app, and then it reminded us later that
night it came up.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
It was like, do you still want to buy Zebra?
I was like no, and then Mike was like, come on,
come on, I'll light it up. I'll get the lights
on it and we'll light it up.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
And I was like, diacher piece, come on, I mean
it would look amazing, blow out the amy.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Wait for it. Maybe might have a boxing do sail
or something went down a couple.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
We're not spending that much money on that. Jesus high
of the years. House something for my friend for a week,
as she's got two cats and two dogs. The day
I went home, I said, I'm differently a cat person.
I want a cat. Literally. The next day I went
for a walk and down a walkway there was some bush.
I had a little kiddy mewing. He was all the
way and the bush, no mama or other kittens to
be seen. I went in and he came straight to me,
and I thought, God down the universe heard me yesterday.
(09:47):
Now I have the sweetest little bush baby cat.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Oh that's exactly how I riscued my cat just Jamurray Plussington.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I was walking down the street.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I had a little mew and a lady looked up
at me and said, well, he's yours for for feat readers,
yeah the breeder, And I said, okay, absolutely, I'll rescue him.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah juicy this moment of the year and my extreme
college I'm thirty now out of the blue message. First
it was a normal conversation with hey, how are you.
Then he outright said, so when are we having a baby?
I make this much money a year so I can
support it. Like what kind of response did this delusional
man think he was going to get? Seriously, you wish
my fuck having kids?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Wow, there was a journey man that was a journey journey.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
But then like maybe you could just like funck him
just forbot the money.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
I okay, earns lots of money. I do think this
of someone like an X from years and years and
years ago. I was like, what's up. You'd be like,
I'll be quite funny to see, like what you've learned
over the last twenty years. Yeah compared yeah, like nineteen
or twenty years old.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
You're all Yes. I was a very funbly twenty year
old fumbly I fumbly and bumbli.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
You'd probably impress them now vel Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Anyway, all right, Jordy Wrights, dear Shannon, Carwen and Varn
and Hailey. Yes, kind of we just had that. It's
a sure one, all right sort of you? Yeah, reach
off entirely, did Shennon, Carwhen and Vorn and Haley? Do
(11:12):
you know what you guys is the best part of
my day. Thanks for being with us and making another year. No,
he's lived you off. There is a woman, that's why
she's left you off. You miss I. Over the year
was getting to meet Haley and flin her baron Is
show on christ Church.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I also got married to the lil love of my life, right,
the lady of my life mate.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, juiciest moment of the message me on instag and
I'll tell you because not even the potty can know.
But I'll tell you guys here did we get this? Okay,
we'll messarch, We'll let's message reincarnation choice. I wouldn't be
coming back simply because I refuse to die.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Why that's someone like Haley that doesn't as scared of dying.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I'm not going to die.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Well on Texas and death are the only Sydoney in life.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Well, I don't do either of those. All right, join us, sneaks.
We've got a ringing order my secret birthplace.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Cheers, cheers,
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