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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleashorn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Special. The live show one.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Please do not try to start it, Okay, The Live
Show in the Big Pond is back on Monday, the
nineteenth of jam Well, I go to Scotland.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
They are going to see George Scotland.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
I wonder where in Scotland.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Christmas from Sune. Not so soon as Scotland.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
It's never a sunnier school kee.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
We living away from home.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
It's a pleasure for you to grace Scottish Kiwi just
got a little tongue graces on the daily pretty much
just Merry Christmas and that.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Of the year.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
Maybe prioritizing health and wealth crin j I know, but
are finally seeing results, taking a long time at three
quarters of a year later and feeling happy.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Plus booking Europe went to the holiday this week.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
It's interesting people that have chosen to take care of
themselves are feeling bitter.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
I just I was just hoping it was going to happen.
I just tagged Haley in one of the podcasts we
listened and one of the clubs it was like prioritizing
your sleeper.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
The root of every bad decision.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, I was like, highly you should listen to this episode.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Well, nuts as your don't hold a mirror up to.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
Me's go to Courts next. She's in Perth, Australia. A
merry Christmas. Ever who listens to the pod? Highlight of
you was going to the w w E Crown Jewel.
Wow what wrestling event?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Which is and we've talked about this many times. Your
brother met his wife wife on a wrestling chat room.
That's true love, that's true love.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
They still like wrestling. I was going to for their honeymoon.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
But do they still watch it like every week or
whatever week perview because it's all pay per view right now?

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Love to go with you guys to an amateur one,
just an Auckland you tipsy?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Well you need I went in Mexico to the actual
with the with the mask and it was the most
fun ever.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
It was amazing sound such yeah, but amazing juice.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
This moment in the from Courts, they're gonna rested for
flipping the bird of the police helicopter.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh sorry, can you get wrested for?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
How do they see you? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
I'm like Courts has massive fingers.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
You can see them from you can like the Great.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Wall, you can see them from the moon A legitly no,
I'm sorry, my cats.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
A ship he's just gone into the litter box and
this may be a human size ship he's contemplating.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
He hasn't popped in years, looking is gonna smell reincarnation.
Choice for courts would be a police dog. Oh you
get stamped or.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Shot at Mars so he doesn't poop.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Alice is from the UK, like say Merry Christmas to
my boo.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
That's a health health and health health provider, Boer, retirement villages, Booper.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
I think Booper. It's gonna be like Foper, but with
a b.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
You know what they said about the.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
The bigger the Foper, the tasty of the Looper.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
M to the Yeah, the bigger the Booper, the more healthcare,
That's what they say.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Fore, a wonderful bunch of people to work with and
truly do make every day so much better.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
So in the U K.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Deep breath shout out to Joe Cleare, delgit Amy, Ginny,
meg Ali, Darrell Eve, Neil Roy, Helen Carry and Luciana.
And in New Zealand, a big shout out to my
mum My Mom's a row and a shout out for
car Carlen for fixing the form.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Did you fuck up? The first time carl went.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
He was riding the d l R train like a
roller coaster.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
It's driverless, so I got to pretend to push the
buttons the train l.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Denville.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
I thought you knew train direct line route. Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
The d l R train refers to the Docklands Light
rail Way, a driverless automated light rail system in London
that serves east and southeast parts of the city.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Driveless, so it's like when you know when you're.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
On an airport thing between terminals, there's no driver's We
could run a mark.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
Yeah. Juices Member of the Year the time I had
apple juice and pineapple juice together.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
If juicing is to be taken literally, Oh, I'm mixture
of the juices.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Wait, she's literally talking about having juices together. What do
you think?

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Oh? I thought we're having a little bit of no
One and a little bit of cup to at the
same time.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
What do you mean.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
That's what I read it.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Oh, you were taking this maybe a little bit of
the juice.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
That's what I thought. Was the cat's ship with the
paper towel yea and he flushes at I know, and
that's we'll do the last one with aut him when
he flushes his cat's ship. Mine does it outside like a.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
As hes want to do. Nikita se is mery Christmas.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
The team you keep me saying in my hour drive
to work each day, I love listening to the pot.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
And the antics. No, no, no knows. Listen to your guys show,
so shout out to me.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
No when you know, listens to our show.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Maybe spread the number one, spread the word on doing
some recruitment.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Maybe put a put a billboard.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
On the side of the road. Being like, Recita, this
is my favorite podcast. You should listen to. We could
be friends when.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
You get into work, be like, holy should I had
the bestrive ever to work. I listened to each it's.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Called would call a chat, bitch, and that's what we
strive for. So minute I called you bet, I was
immediately like regreting it.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
I shouldn't not a bit, Nikita, just do better. Come on, Nikita,
come on, we'll disappear. Come on, Nikita, we rely on
supplying of mouth. Come on, Nikita, come on.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
I heared the I undertook three different bonus bits of
education and I finally cracked the six figure salary mark.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Let me get me this.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Oh, we've got the pause.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
I'm a mom of two and they are operating that
doing well. I'm of two five and under, so I
don't do anything juice. If I say out past nine pm,
that's excitement enough for me. Reincarnation choice to be my
spoilt Damn dogs. They sit around all day and nap
and then get loved on by the kids.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
That'd be nice dogs.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Let's go too fun to Eh, he's bad.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Why did you take so long? Did you pull your
own human shit?

Speaker 2 (06:13):
I did wee as well?

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Okay? Did you try to aim for major muzzies? Poops?

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Gross? It's bonding. It's bonder so much weird when it's animals, poo.
I prefer a stranger's skid marks for my arine blasts.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Oh that's the worst is when it's to beg skid
mark and you pee on it to try to get
rid of it because you're a gentleman and you want
to do of course, and you can smell it all
the sudden.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
You've reignited the particles with your sprouts.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yeah, it's so grad Yeah, it's fucking yuck.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
It's a fun.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
Or fangary or hungary as the Canadian tourists will want
to do. Serrus is Merry Christmas and my beautiful family,
my two sprouts, salm and olive to my partner who
has worked so hard this year with our side hustling
half wearing eight eighty calms and our own family to
five acres.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Now that's impressive. Eighty on five.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
Acres is substantial, making shit happen and looking after us
all the very best you can.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Love you, good boy, good men boy.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
The whole lot of my year has been physically able
to get up every morning and go to work on
the avocado orchard after watching both my parents suffer.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
With their health.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
I'm sorry, sucks watching your parents get old and listen
to the potties every day while I drive a track.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
That it's a lonely job in horticulture, so it's like
you guys are my work mates. Crack them out.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
I'm sorry that love already that that's horrendous.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Very much on board there.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
Juiciest moment of the year expanding our adult fun twee
cat Thanks to Haley Morgan for opening up communication between
my part and it's on sex dot life and finding
out things we never knew about each other that each
other were into.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Car pay the dem.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
You get that dem and you can't pay it hard, babe, I.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Tell you what. After rearing calves, he loves to come
in and be pigged.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Let's not say that.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
They went from everyone is up at pigging, you might
as well take the direct road.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Born Um, he would shut down.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
Then he didn't didn't like we didn't look in the mirror.
He didn't like that today in the mirror my cat,
I come back as my cat. She's a princess.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
And what gets the vote?

Speaker 3 (08:15):
So are they what? Charlotte is in London? London? Charlotte
lovely London. Oh we love London, don't we, Sister?

Speaker 2 (08:24):
How else you say they did?

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Presume?

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Presumed?

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Dad?

Speaker 3 (08:28):
We never saw a body.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Show me the body?

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Show me the body?

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Sure certificate? If you're so fucking sick.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
In the podcast every day while I'm alli in London,
and it makes me feel like I'm at home, especially
through some tougher times thanks to the pod.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Feels like a lot of people having some rough times
this year.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
It's a been a bit of a fucking year.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
But now I remember, didn't get him back to bart.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
You relate to that? Yeah, how's about this guy? Yeah?
He I need that. We're not so.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
It was five days.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Guys on said, can you take me on hold.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Any charge for another little whisky?

Speaker 5 (09:10):
May be said?

Speaker 3 (09:11):
It just made me feel so good. Hard out of
the year for Charlotte was doing some exciting travel.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Iceland was an incredible oh wow on the list apart
from the head diving birds.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Oh that was an incredible landscape. Juicy.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
This moment of the year stayed in a little little
village between nice, nice.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Niece and Monica. That's where I'm flying, where my parents lived,
between n and Nice and Ero summer and our common
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
I'll go back to the Goldie.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
If you guys will let me speak, you're gonna quite
like this. Next part stayed a little village between Nissa
and Monaco.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Over the Europe around.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
I walked to our by stop having to be on
a cliff above a gay noticed beach. Still some interesting
things happening with my mother in law.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
She she the.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
GeSe were playing beaches.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
They're nuts, Gays splayed out on the rocks, blow jobs
all you name it.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
You're okay.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Twenty twenty five is the year that the Straits start
living more like the Gays, mark my words.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
They're not going to win.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
Up to the start, halfway run the track. It's not fair,
it's not fair. I'm sprinting.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yeah, However, for.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
We had to run this Star reincarnation choice cat lie
in the sun all day enough yeah, for just stuff.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
That's where we're at.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
Next up, when we return, we'll be going to England
and Singapore,
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