Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Christmas Cocktail Special '25- Episode Eight

On Episode Eight; What the heck does the weekend smell like??

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleashorn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special. Welcome to the Christmas
Cocktail Special. The Live Show and the Big Pot are
back on Monday.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Please.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
The Live Show on the Big Pot are back on Monday,
the nineteenth of jan Okay.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Oh on wait, wait this is the BBC. I thought
you'd dying. No, give me a radio good morning. I'm
so sorry.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Try it's eleven o'click you're on the BBC.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
It's at am. This is the BBC.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
I'm Will Kent from England.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
England, England.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
Well, he wants to wish his lovely wife Anita a
wonderful Christmas. She loves your festive time when she starts
about in June watching Christmas films up till December.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Oh that's June.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Calm down, Ana, He was Anita's birthday in London.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Seafood boiled up, yum, boiled up, boiler food, boil.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Food, seafood, boiler.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
That's a boiler. That's that's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
And drinking.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
My brothers we're in New Zealand would call that ship
a boiler.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
That's a boiler. That's like a big vat of seafood
and delicious.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
Boys in that food and drinking cocktails all afternoon with
Jay Lisa and.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Oh my God, I love and Charlie should have mine
and Charlie jesustil. We are empty.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
I'm just well, I'm doing a lot more of the reading.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh wow, wow, did you hear that?

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Well, you can make the next cocktail because I've done one.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Fliches, I'll do the next.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Your next and mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Don't you talk to me like that? You and I'll
say that to your face. You can look at me.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Look this you are?

Speaker 4 (01:59):
You are I don't give This is the BBC.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
It's a heartbeat, I know, but that's not good.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Weekend spra break with Anita, relaxing massage and full and
fun time in the Jacuzi bath.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
This is one.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Also the onsen Pools, no thrush by the hour you're
talking about all the girl in there, the Jersey have six.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
And a body of water.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
I did hot pools with a man this year. No
naughtiness happened.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
No one's believing that there are cameras in that one.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
In order to do we learned?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Oh really yeah, pro your post hand job Hayley was
on the the end of year Christmas.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I'm reel that the stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
From the radio like the Lucky Shopper. It's a lucky Soka.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
Yeah, reincarnation bird choice to be a bird, fly wherever
ness forever, chap at the sunrise and ship onto kids.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
That's perfect life.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Craig is next season Singapore og listener from when Fletch
had here and Vaughan pretended to farm full time.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
I don't even think I had to hear then.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
Yeah, Merry Christmas from the Sweatiest place on Earth, Singapore.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
I Love Singapore, Sproul loves Singapore.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
No, you love Hong Kong.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Hat loves Hong Kong.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Sprow Singapore.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
I here's the Lady died for keeping the class, Vaughn
for keeping the cows, and Fletch for keeping receipts on
everyone else. Chair to Haley for keeping the boys in line.
And you're honest and transparent self.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
I don't know that I keep the boys in line.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
No, May the show secret deliver me a cocktail strong
enough to survive another tropical Christmas away from New Zealand,
pies and pav Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Thanks to you.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
Guys for the laughs and the vibes of the Dolts
at times in my ears every day and extremely strong
kew we accents keep me grounded, enjoy a well deserved break?

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Should we give them some doll such ki we accents? Oh, Craig,
we must hope you even have got torm on Singapore?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Do you need anything sent over? Craye?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Do you like some waters?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
We ind you some waters?

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Do you want to pick of weight box and sing
and some Tom Team? Do you want us to send
you a pecket of Tim Tims?

Speaker 5 (04:11):
Making it through another year abroad without accidentally calling someone's
uh mate someone mate in a business meeting, still managing
to stream the Christmas Cocktail Special from Singapore without the
Wi Fi dropping during Hayley's laughing for the year, or
Fletcher revealing the show secret was.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
That last year? Yeah, last year's podcast.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
It's a bit of a blur to be honest, listening
to the top six reasons women outlived men and having
it headed a.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Little too close to home.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
Also learning more from Vaughn's pork nugget segment than I
ever did from a universe.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
I made a pork like a chicken nugget, but with pork.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
That's right. It was delicious banana chutney.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
This year, Cockton Knox's tongue you did. That was all good, lovely.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
It's a year of culinary exploration and it all ends
in pegging Lady Dies cocktail shaker would be my cocktail,
would be my reincarnation choice, front row seat to the
chaos shaken day it never stood. Alternatively, alternatively Flitch's cat,
because it seems like the only creature that gets more
attention than the secret Itselvin boy.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
I did just have to pause before we recorded this
podcast to put a towel on the be because he
loves sleeping on a towel.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Always gotta put down a towel, always put down.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
I'm sorry. He doesn't make him mess. He just likes
the fan brick.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
You just to wash the sheets, just staring at me though, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
There is this weird Yeah, I got to sleep soon.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Gina is from all over.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
The place, but at Christmas podcast shout out. It's been
a really tough two years. After two after two really
tough years, okay, fuck sort.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
It out, drunk, Sorry, Gina, I said fuck.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
It, quit my job and packed up my life and
now I'm a full time solo backpacking around the world.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
I meet someone this year who threw in their entire job,
life and relationship and moved overseas. Do you remember.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Go to Haley's comedy show next to year, Well you'll
find out the rest of that story.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Jesus the UK who saw the.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
So and so told him to do so?

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, stayed the Bali secrets will come out.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
Demon Spoder High the years, all the random and amazing
places I've been to, tourist Destinationsstan this, I want to
go to the stars.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
I've had a friend that's done a couple of them
and they look and say, and David Barry went to
one of them on that documentary The Dark Tourists. Yes, yeah,
he went to what's on with the giant fire Hole?
Is that the Ministan or the Gateway?

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Gate the hell?

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Is that the one of the nuts leader?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
And all the bizarre like statues and yeah, yeah, it
looks amazing.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
How many people do you think go to Kazakhstan and
saying Kazakhstan News the country of them.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
All becau stundmer, serious and incredible.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
Also, standing on the top of Norway after getting there
all on my own was a really proud moment. There's
honestly so much.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
I should write a book. You should you should do it?

Speaker 5 (07:07):
Not your usual typical juicy gossp but being able to
do the solo backpacking on my own. I might not
be able to get a text back from a man,
but I can get myself all the way around the
world and do all these cool things on my own.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
I love when people do the solo thing, especially females,
like it is, you know, so spasy, so scary.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
Obviously a cat for reincarnation, a lie in the sun
all day, sleeping cats again winning, we're all.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Over living a do you know what I mean? Like,
no one wants to kid.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
X men x ERTs.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
It's an actual name, a x V I in form
you reckon it. They meant to write Alvin.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
No, this is a this is a this is.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
A woman, A woman we believe.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, we go okay, and so it's okay, we've chicked that.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
What's the origins of the name x men? Oh? Sorry,
I thought you were googling it.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
I'll google it. I'll google it the origins? Okay, that
was x men.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Or more common as the known as Ashwyn, is an
Indian Sanskrit origin has multiple meanings permanently related to horse
tamer or possessed of horses.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Are we saying the wrongs Ashvin.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
Referring to the divine twin horseman Ashman's In Hindu mythology.
It also means light and associated with the first start
or a pair at dawn.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Okay Ashvin okay love it a x v I.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
In otherwise known as ashwin. Merry Christmas to the team.
Hope the next year in twenty twenty six will be
a bit of year haha. I also want to tell
my husband how very proud I am that he took
the challenge in career change and getting up every morning
giving his best to improve and thrive in the new job.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
He will always have my full support.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
A lot of people saying that love is alive in
our in our shout out so much love?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Will you? You've done a love ki, I.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Just even now, and then I create the handbrake and
a spin around a bit.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yeah, and see instead of a drink it again, a
drift in Tokyo. Drift, yeah, Tokyo, drifted as you'll want.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
Higher of the year is definitely our two weeks in
Europe seeing the iconic monuments like the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, Colosseum,
Palatine Hill in person with such a special experience. Another
special moment I needed to mention this finding out our
best friends who've been trying to conceive for years finally
got pregnant and gave birth to a beautiful baby.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Oh my friends did there too this year, so lovely.
I would want to come for me, for them, lovely,
for them, if you want it.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
I want to come back as a dog so that
I can talk to my dog and understand what he's thinking.
First thing I'll ask him is how he knows when
it's the weekday or the week end. On the weekday,
my husband and I got up and get ready to work,
and he'll just ignore us and continue sleeping. But on
weekends he'll be extra excited when we get ready because
he anticipates that he'll be coming out with us.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
But I just don't understand.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
But smell, I was going to say, because what if
you came back as a cander dog and then you
try to talk to them and you realize you can't.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
No, you're communicating in different ways because dogs it's all smell, right.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
What does a weekend smell like?

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Well, I'm just thinking maybe they do something different and
it's just at a different time.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Eggs. We don't do eggs during the word because that's
how they know.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
That's how they know to get excited that you're almost home,
right because the smell of you is fading.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Oh, they were dogs.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
They kind of get excited because it's when it's time
because they're like the smells fading, and when the smells
this faded is when they usually come home. So they're
very clever with this smell dogs anyway,