December 27, 2025 • 9 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleash Worn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special. Welcome to the
Christmas Cocktail Special, the live show on the Big Pot
of back on Monday, the nineteenth of Jam. We've just
had hey, just had a run to the liquor store
quite stock up below the apartment.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
We're out of the Emperor Spirits because the proccos is low.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yes, where are we hitting next? We've got a free
made limoncello from the liquor store, and then we've got
some pre made tequilas and we've got a bottle of vodka.
So onwards and upwards. Yes, I am on. I've just
made it no ways before and I couldn't hear anything
of you.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Know what it is. It's doing that thing where whoever's
leading the most is louder, because if you started talking now,
you are.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Quite right right, gotcha? Okay, We're going to Airly Beach,
which is in Australia. I just looked it up. This
looks bloody lovely. It's a coastal town in Queensland, Australia,
with a popular gateway to the Wit Sundays and the
Grape Barrier room full of boomers. They love the Northern
queens saying no they they love it. Well that's where
term les hey fowlers. Not sure how many cocktails you'll
(01:03):
be down by it now, but I want to say
a huge thanks for keeping your company while I work
on Hamilton Island. I'm actually just having a water and
I'll tell you what. Listen to how hard it is
to suck Flitcher's tapwater up tube up here we go
every year. There's nothing wrong with my temple.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Get passed a noodle.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It's like drinking sunscreen. Ah, it is do even me
helps listening to a podcast while I'm standing the undersides
of yachts in the boatyard next to the harbor. Longtime listener,
first time submitters speak, shout out to my fiance Bridge Bridge.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
The missus are so loved up.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah. As we come to the end of our year
here in Early Beach and soon move back to Blendham
to start the next chapter, it's been a huge round
for us and the best we've had in years. Anyway,
gets silly and merry Christmas. Highlight of the year getting
engaged on what Haven Beach? White Haven Beach, we Haven
White Yeah, juicy this moment of the year coat drinking
copious amounts of ciggies. Sorry, smoke smoking Kobe's amounts of
(02:04):
ciggies while drinking aparol spirits in Italy on a europe summer.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Oh my god, remember I brought home those delicious thin
French cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, I was telling Haley my Russian friend had a
Russian cigarette. Yes, he said that he'll share it with you.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Well, I'm still on my cigarettes that were five dollars
a pack at the moment, many years all.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Hell, yeah, I hate when you smoke. I know you
only even do it like once in a blue moon
when you're drinking.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I know, and I love it.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
What's the Russian cigarette? I showed Hailey the photo. It's
this red one and it looks like something a female
spy in a movie would smoke.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
It's cinnamony.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, well cheery, No, it's cheery, cheery, cheery, that's right,
cheery flavored. Smart. Be a cat for sure being worse
worship for being an asshole. Yes please. Gemma is in
Duneda and she said, f h and producers, first time
submit a longtime listener. Your Sharan podcast will keep me
saying during maternity leave my son and I appreciate you
(02:59):
all and hope you have the best. Mary Krizzler highlight
of the year is having our first baby after two miscarriages.
We named him Seth short for Seth and fitter me. Amazing,
my god, Juiciest moment of the year my boyfriend tea
bagged me for the first time. And what going on?
(03:22):
I told you at the start of this day that
it doesn't matter how big someone is. Everyone's the same
signs when they're tea bagging.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Is exactly what you see, all the same height when
getting tea bagged.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Wow, good fun? Was putting the balls on the face
to tea bag? A man, what's on? It's on the
eyes right, yea, the testicles sit in the eyes. Is
looking at us like she's never heard of tea bagging.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
You thought it was in the mouth? No, no, no,
that's just balls on the mouth.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
If you were to dunk the bulls in the mouth,
like the mouth was the cup of tea and the
bulls with a tea bag. Can we just have a
Hayley if you may on your work plan or my WiFi,
google the Urban Dictionary tea bag because I was always
said it was on the eyes when I thought it
was tea bagging.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Like you put it on there, you squat down over them,
and you dunk them on the eyes. Urban dictionary.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Tea bagging was always in video games if you killed
someone and win that part where they were watching their
dead body before they were bounce up down in them a.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Tea bag Urban dictionary, okay, okay. Tea bagging or urban
dictionary is a slang term for the sexual act of
putting one testicles in another person's mouth, on their face
or forehead. It can also be used as a non
sexual term for a playful or comedic act of a
similar motion. Because I used to love to drop a
boob onto an ice socket.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Because we're all about consent here, so please have your
friends consent before you put your tea.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Always ask, may I please ta bag you ye.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Some stage in the future, if you're asleep, would it
be okay f I t bag sign off? Yeah, just
like a blank check.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, kind of like dipping a tea bag in an
out of a cup of water.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Well, Jim and Dannan is getting tea bag pretty hard
and loves it. Reincarnation choice will be a bird so
I can shoot on every person who's ever pissed me
off tea bag. Yeah, Jill is in Scotland and says
shout out to the international podfamt every day makes me
laugh every time you guys attempt to scott a shark said,
he shut up? Okay, it's one of my favorite TV
(05:29):
shows this year was the Scottish show fuck what was
it called? Detective Cat and you don't you can play
that one of the biggest Netflix shows. It is based
on a book Help Help, Help the Bible. I didn't
know the people Scottish I Netflix, Jesus, the cross up,
(05:51):
the parmin cue. It's it's incredible. Yeah, really good. August
has been bench that it was bad. You lost? Yeah,
I know, I thought I got it back star Yeah,
have been benched. Okay, So IMDb eight point two out
of ten aren citizens. When do they put Radio New
(06:14):
Zealand four point five out of five?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
No one, kids? What we think?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Sorry about the Russian the New Zealand Public broadcast thing. Yeah,
they've got the Russian spy work.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Well, let's go back to Jill because she's got some
fully good.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
News siglight of their finishing chemotherapy and officially being cancer
fron Oh yeah, yes, fantastic. Oh that was that really
right through Haley was having a little time out.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Sorry, no, well I'll take pause.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Oh my god, that was that was really gonna go
that loud. She's just got rid of cancer and now
you've done that to it. You pretty brought it back.
Answer there. Yeah's this moment of the year. I haven't
told me a bit, but I started writing jokes for
stand up. Just need to work out the courage to perform.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Though, God your mask. Go to an open market bar
that no one goes to and just do it. What's
the whisker?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Could happen to go to a country where I wasn't
from there.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
But then they won't understand you.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Then you've lost on there on open mic and they
don't even speak English, don't I.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Can hide it when you're pair of live the guys
for it, and then like it's.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Like, fuck, I bombed, I really bombed. Yeah, I'd be
reencountered as a fly I'm nosy and I love the
people watch, you know with saying to be a flyer,
you don't want to be comeback of something that I
can a black flag and take you down and see
if the smart more Josie is from Chile. Oh I
currently write in this from book on a town in
(07:33):
Chile after quitting my job and spend in the last
few months in South America traveling. Listen to the podcast
in the Wildest Places lakeside in the Andes and a
Colombian jungle and on a bust of much a picture.
How is Columbia, Golne. Yeah, I'd love to your cases.
I want for your baby, for your baby, I'd love
(07:55):
to share my parents and and Ian. It will be
taking on a thirty year unemployed daughter for Christmas and
my boyfriend James are putting up a long distance. Are
you telling me you went to Colombia and didn't fuck
any hot Colombians?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
That so it must have be an arrangement in place.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Sometimes there's a contract. I want to go and.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Give everybody gises for your baby.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
My baby baby. Highlight of year is putting my job
in London and going traveling around South America. I ran
cannation choices cad again. I could lay about in the
sunnle down, go mysterious outings and er I wanted to
return for a bowl of food and unlimited human snuggles.
M you will snuggles baby.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I'll give your keyses and snuggles, but I can't.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I gotta go to work. Your boyfriend London.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I want to come and give your kisses. I gotta work.
I see you later.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Lauren is from Bristol, Bristol, Bristol. Happy holidays to the team.
Thanks for bringing a touch of home to my ears
while living in the UK. Shout out to my friend
and fellow key in the UK, Naomi. Love to chat
all things FBH with you. You seeing amazing shows on
the West End in London and in Edinburgh Fringe jealous
alone with going to Chapel Rooms Edinburgh Concerts. Oh, that
(09:06):
would have been amazing. We're excited for Lameway, aren't we?
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I forgot how exciting for.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Baby Chapel Baby reincarnation. Choice will be a panda eat
and sleep all day. That's the dream Sick and Panda. Yeah,
actually that they're doing well.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
There have you seen pandas when they fall over and
they roll and they have no soulf control.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Completely out of control. See you next time. We've got
to Tampa, Florida. Wherever mattloves Sheffield has placed in his
name is literally right there. I thought of mister Sheffield,
almost mister Sheffield,
Fleash Worn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special. Welcome to the
Christmas Cocktail Special, the live show on the Big Pot
of back on Monday, the nineteenth of Jam. We've just
had hey, just had a run to the liquor store
quite stock up below the apartment.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
We're out of the Emperor Spirits because the proccos is low.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yes, where are we hitting next? We've got a free
made limoncello from the liquor store, and then we've got
some pre made tequilas and we've got a bottle of vodka.
So onwards and upwards. Yes, I am on. I've just
made it no ways before and I couldn't hear anything
of you.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Know what it is. It's doing that thing where whoever's
leading the most is louder, because if you started talking now,
you are.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Quite right right, gotcha? Okay, We're going to Airly Beach,
which is in Australia. I just looked it up. This
looks bloody lovely. It's a coastal town in Queensland, Australia,
with a popular gateway to the Wit Sundays and the
Grape Barrier room full of boomers. They love the Northern
queens saying no they they love it. Well that's where
term les hey fowlers. Not sure how many cocktails you'll
(01:03):
be down by it now, but I want to say
a huge thanks for keeping your company while I work
on Hamilton Island. I'm actually just having a water and
I'll tell you what. Listen to how hard it is
to suck Flitcher's tapwater up tube up here we go
every year. There's nothing wrong with my temple.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Get passed a noodle.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It's like drinking sunscreen. Ah, it is do even me
helps listening to a podcast while I'm standing the undersides
of yachts in the boatyard next to the harbor. Longtime listener,
first time submitters speak, shout out to my fiance Bridge Bridge.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
The missus are so loved up.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah. As we come to the end of our year
here in Early Beach and soon move back to Blendham
to start the next chapter, it's been a huge round
for us and the best we've had in years. Anyway,
gets silly and merry Christmas. Highlight of the year getting
engaged on what Haven Beach? White Haven Beach, we Haven
White Yeah, juicy this moment of the year coat drinking
copious amounts of ciggies. Sorry, smoke smoking Kobe's amounts of
(02:04):
ciggies while drinking aparol spirits in Italy on a europe summer.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Oh my god, remember I brought home those delicious thin
French cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, I was telling Haley my Russian friend had a
Russian cigarette. Yes, he said that he'll share it with you.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Well, I'm still on my cigarettes that were five dollars
a pack at the moment, many years all.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Hell, yeah, I hate when you smoke. I know you
only even do it like once in a blue moon
when you're drinking.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I know, and I love it.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
What's the Russian cigarette? I showed Hailey the photo. It's
this red one and it looks like something a female
spy in a movie would smoke.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
It's cinnamony.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, well cheery, No, it's cheery, cheery, cheery, that's right,
cheery flavored. Smart. Be a cat for sure being worse
worship for being an asshole. Yes please. Gemma is in
Duneda and she said, f h and producers, first time
submit a longtime listener. Your Sharan podcast will keep me
saying during maternity leave my son and I appreciate you
(02:59):
all and hope you have the best. Mary Krizzler highlight
of the year is having our first baby after two miscarriages.
We named him Seth short for Seth and fitter me. Amazing,
my god, Juiciest moment of the year my boyfriend tea
bagged me for the first time. And what going on?
(03:22):
I told you at the start of this day that
it doesn't matter how big someone is. Everyone's the same
signs when they're tea bagging.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Is exactly what you see, all the same height when
getting tea bagged.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Wow, good fun? Was putting the balls on the face
to tea bag? A man, what's on? It's on the
eyes right, yea, the testicles sit in the eyes. Is
looking at us like she's never heard of tea bagging.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
You thought it was in the mouth? No, no, no,
that's just balls on the mouth.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
If you were to dunk the bulls in the mouth,
like the mouth was the cup of tea and the
bulls with a tea bag. Can we just have a
Hayley if you may on your work plan or my WiFi,
google the Urban Dictionary tea bag because I was always
said it was on the eyes when I thought it
was tea bagging.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Like you put it on there, you squat down over them,
and you dunk them on the eyes. Urban dictionary.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Tea bagging was always in video games if you killed
someone and win that part where they were watching their
dead body before they were bounce up down in them a.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Tea bag Urban dictionary, okay, okay. Tea bagging or urban
dictionary is a slang term for the sexual act of
putting one testicles in another person's mouth, on their face
or forehead. It can also be used as a non
sexual term for a playful or comedic act of a
similar motion. Because I used to love to drop a
boob onto an ice socket.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Because we're all about consent here, so please have your
friends consent before you put your tea.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Always ask, may I please ta bag you ye.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Some stage in the future, if you're asleep, would it
be okay f I t bag sign off? Yeah, just
like a blank check.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, kind of like dipping a tea bag in an
out of a cup of water.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Well, Jim and Dannan is getting tea bag pretty hard
and loves it. Reincarnation choice will be a bird so
I can shoot on every person who's ever pissed me
off tea bag. Yeah, Jill is in Scotland and says
shout out to the international podfamt every day makes me
laugh every time you guys attempt to scott a shark said,
he shut up? Okay, it's one of my favorite TV
(05:29):
shows this year was the Scottish show fuck what was
it called? Detective Cat and you don't you can play
that one of the biggest Netflix shows. It is based
on a book Help Help, Help the Bible. I didn't
know the people Scottish I Netflix, Jesus, the cross up,
(05:51):
the parmin cue. It's it's incredible. Yeah, really good. August
has been bench that it was bad. You lost? Yeah,
I know, I thought I got it back star Yeah,
have been benched. Okay, So IMDb eight point two out
of ten aren citizens. When do they put Radio New
(06:14):
Zealand four point five out of five?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
No one, kids? What we think?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Sorry about the Russian the New Zealand Public broadcast thing. Yeah,
they've got the Russian spy work.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Well, let's go back to Jill because she's got some
fully good.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
News siglight of their finishing chemotherapy and officially being cancer
fron Oh yeah, yes, fantastic. Oh that was that really
right through Haley was having a little time out.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Sorry, no, well I'll take pause.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Oh my god, that was that was really gonna go
that loud. She's just got rid of cancer and now
you've done that to it. You pretty brought it back.
Answer there. Yeah's this moment of the year. I haven't
told me a bit, but I started writing jokes for
stand up. Just need to work out the courage to perform.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Though, God your mask. Go to an open market bar
that no one goes to and just do it. What's
the whisker?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Could happen to go to a country where I wasn't
from there.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
But then they won't understand you.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Then you've lost on there on open mic and they
don't even speak English, don't I.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Can hide it when you're pair of live the guys
for it, and then like it's.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Like, fuck, I bombed, I really bombed. Yeah, I'd be
reencountered as a fly I'm nosy and I love the
people watch, you know with saying to be a flyer,
you don't want to be comeback of something that I
can a black flag and take you down and see
if the smart more Josie is from Chile. Oh I
currently write in this from book on a town in
(07:33):
Chile after quitting my job and spend in the last
few months in South America traveling. Listen to the podcast
in the Wildest Places lakeside in the Andes and a
Colombian jungle and on a bust of much a picture.
How is Columbia, Golne. Yeah, I'd love to your cases.
I want for your baby, for your baby, I'd love
(07:55):
to share my parents and and Ian. It will be
taking on a thirty year unemployed daughter for Christmas and
my boyfriend James are putting up a long distance. Are
you telling me you went to Colombia and didn't fuck
any hot Colombians?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
That so it must have be an arrangement in place.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Sometimes there's a contract. I want to go and.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Give everybody gises for your baby.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
My baby baby. Highlight of year is putting my job
in London and going traveling around South America. I ran
cannation choices cad again. I could lay about in the
sunnle down, go mysterious outings and er I wanted to
return for a bowl of food and unlimited human snuggles.
M you will snuggles baby.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I'll give your keyses and snuggles, but I can't.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I gotta go to work. Your boyfriend London.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I want to come and give your kisses. I gotta work.
I see you later.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Lauren is from Bristol, Bristol, Bristol. Happy holidays to the team.
Thanks for bringing a touch of home to my ears
while living in the UK. Shout out to my friend
and fellow key in the UK, Naomi. Love to chat
all things FBH with you. You seeing amazing shows on
the West End in London and in Edinburgh Fringe jealous
alone with going to Chapel Rooms Edinburgh Concerts. Oh, that
(09:06):
would have been amazing. We're excited for Lameway, aren't we?
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I forgot how exciting for.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Baby Chapel Baby reincarnation. Choice will be a panda eat
and sleep all day. That's the dream Sick and Panda. Yeah,
actually that they're doing well.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
There have you seen pandas when they fall over and
they roll and they have no soulf control.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Completely out of control. See you next time. We've got
to Tampa, Florida. Wherever mattloves Sheffield has placed in his
name is literally right there. I thought of mister Sheffield,
almost mister Sheffield,
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