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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleashe and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special. Welcome to the Christmas
Cocktail Special Live show on the Big Pot is back Monday,
the nineteenth of jam Allegedly. Yeah, yeah, all go look
at my cheese ball. It's two cheese balls in one.
It's like one of those people that has two heads
(00:22):
cheese bean, a cheeseban.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
A person that's got two heads, I mean a Siamese Yes,
one of those Well, we don't say Siamese twins anymore.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Twins, wow, canceled.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You know why that called Siamese toes because the first
ones from Siam, which we now known as Thailand chang
and in with their names, the first ever medically recorded.
Now they would be called conjoined twins. He said, exactly
what I was going to say before.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
You still call the cats Siamese.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Cats, Siamese cats, or Siamese oil.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
So what so I like to cook called Siamese oil?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Confused them?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
You're not getting confused with Siamese street. Where can you.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Tell me how to get how to get to Siamese streets?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
And oscar the gratch has a different accent to the accent.
It mt so grubby in my can.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Wow and if we start the show back on the
nineteenth of January born in Hailey may not be here.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
The producer's colder.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
All right, I really want to go down that road
and do a whole lot of Sesame Street and Asia.
All I will say is itch.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Me song son. It's the count. But he's Japanese and
where's he from?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Front?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Why are we allowed to do that accent.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Because they're white?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Oh yeah, let's do some white ones, right.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Welcome to Welcome to the fully gated community.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
To ask the lines they get in.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yah, the bluppets, which are the black black puppets, the buffets,
we keep them out.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Wow, you're really going old school South I was.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I was going on school one's covering Shennon doesn't know
what to say.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
That was the funniest thing in great timing from timing.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
All right, Snon has been roasting us all day.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, it's been very fun. Ye okay, I hate running these.
So this is from Chat g BT. Happy holiday switch
for Haley and the producer.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Girls.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
May your cocktails be strong, your outfits questionable, and your
holiday chat even more cruciable.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
We came sort of preempted that, didn't you.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Thanks for the last the chaos and the questionable life
advices Here here's still a Christmas cocktail special as iconic
as you're bent to.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Thanks to all, stay merry aloud and slightly.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Inappropriate love from Cara High out of the air at prison,
getting a new job.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
But next week I go to my first Formula one
race in Texas.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Rom rom.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Rom rom well, yeah, round carnation, choice of WARN's ornamental cows.
Then I could do nothing in chill all day, you
actually would, and all they do handfeed you oranges in
the appropriate season. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Matt is from sheffields oh.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Miss the Sheffield.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
It was really good, really good. That comes up on
my Samsung TV all the time.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
It was a whole channel.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
And then before that it was there was Party of five.
It was stuck on Party of five, yep. And he
watches on there and it's just it's just, yeah, they just.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Play a bunch of money to get these old classics,
so old. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
She rushing queen still above kicked around on one of
those crushings and then.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
The girl.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Goes out.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
And then the girl from the Nanny ended up like
nude and that David de Company show Wild the.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Younger the youngest one.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Wow, God, no it's gone and Sheffield.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
That's really good.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I've been listening to the lads since twenty twelve when
they were on the station that we did not mention.
I just want to say Mary Christmas ever and I
remember some years will be good and some years will
be ship but next year will probably be better.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Quick but I said that last year.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Either too, Either a family trip to the Hag, underrated sir,
the Hague, the Hagg.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Two a so I'd say hog the Hog, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
The Hague? The Hague is a uge? What's the hard?
The hargand an ice cream show? Why would you want to?
Underrated at Mounts all the time? Or a free trip
to the Michelin Star hotel with my wife? Reincarnation choices
written John Bonham?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Now is he from lid Zip?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Does he want someone reincarnating.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
John John Bottoms? Not lyd Zip?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Is that okay?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
So John Bonham?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
The Hag, the Hague or the Hag? Oh so either
either is yeah? So one must be done this Zip drummer.
He died in nineteen eighty, so he wants him reincarnated.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
We would have seen some things, wouldn't he?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
He was thirty two years old when he died of
of of.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Was from lyd zipline drugs a hippatitis.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
He was picked up by a led Zeppelin.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
During the journey, he stopped to ask for breakfast, where
he drank four quadruple Vodkas screwdrivers, sixteen shots totally between
four hundred and five hundred and sixty meals. He continued
to drink heavily at rehearsals. The band stopped rehearsing late
in the evening. They went to Page's house. After midnight.
Bottom fell asleep. Someone took it to bed and placed
him on his side. Jones and the two manager being
he found in responsive other next aufternoon, he was pronounced dead.
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He had an inquiz The consumed one point four liters
of forty percent Jesus, after which he joked, vomited and choked,
a condition known as pulmonary aspiration. The finding was an
accidental death. The post mortem found no other recreational drugs
in his body. He had recently become a heroin addiction
with taking.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Rock and roll six drugs and rock and roll.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
He's misunderstood that he wants him reincarnated rather than what
he would come back.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Because who the fuck wants to die like that?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
It's grim Yeah, Molly, Merry Christmas is from London, Carlin
and Shannon. I hope your first of seasons full of
questionable decisions and lots of cockies and moderation. Of course
that's cocktails, oh sorry, but also cox for all and
cocktails for those who celebrate love from a long time
listener who survived his second UK winter with the infamous
Primark puffer jacket that Fletch once said was made of
(06:40):
shredded children and my.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Last that's how they make the calls.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah, I'm about to head into my third winter now
in London, preemptively taken Vitamin D and booking weekends away
through January and February to survive.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Sending lots of otawah your way and thanks for the.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Last of the home comforts. Listening to the podcast is
literally one of the things only things I've managed to
commit to every day for around two years.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Every day.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Weirdly parasocial with you all and honestly don't know how
I'd survive without you. Thank you to the whole endz
in Me team. That's for the wide accoumpany full of them.
Fuck then who got They won't even hear this. Okay,
what percentage of the company you're gonna let me listen
to this podcast one.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
They might listen to the first one just to sort
of check it, and believed to.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
See us leaving at nine thirty and just hate us.
Fuck you, we saw that.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Remember we saw the CEO in the lift the other
day at nine thirty and he made a joke and
he meant it the way he meant it.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Oh, it was a dig. It was a dig for sure.
Oh gosh, where are you guys? Off to home? Mate?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I appreciate you all so much about getting soppy. I
work at medium myself and know what goes on with
behind the scenes. Big Love, Hello of the Year. Got
the balls to move to London from Manchester, leaving behind
a very toxic job three hundred and fifty applications later
and surviving sharing a tiny double bed with my best friend.
I got my dream job and dream flat. I'm so broken,
it's not even funny, but it's worth it. On my
first hour, I got asked to fly business class to
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Miami for me.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
We'd a greased to see.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
My retired parents who are traveling in the world full time,
blowing all of my inheritance, so I got to help
them spin some of it. Reund carnation choice, basic answer,
but at one hundred percent. No stress about the political climate,
and no climb in the corporate I want to know
what a job is now. That would be fun if
you just flew around the place first time. I like
that movie where George Clooney just goes around firing.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
People and then you just go from thee in a hotel.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
From the top that's there, up in the up in
the air, up in the air. And then he just
stays in hotels and that.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Would be lonely and miserable.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, he's got he's got gold status, so she should have
ground on a grinder. Yeah, And is next from Havelock
North or South Standard Havelock or Havelock North?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Is there even a Havelock South?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
I thought it was just Havelock Parmeston South.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
In the Havelock itself, there would be a northeast, south
west North.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
There is a Havelock on the South Island and the
palms the north. There is a Parmesan in the south are.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeh see, I'm aware.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah, but it's not Parmesan South, It's just standard Palmestan.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Can you eat some of the yellow? All sorts of one?
He's my favorite because I hate the yellow. And there's
only I don't like.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
You've had quite a few of these?
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Okay, sorry?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Can I say downstairs at the diary Hailey hot blocked me,
I'm like three different lolli.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Because he picked up a bar, one of those dairy
bars of Russian fudge that was so biskitdy fucking snow dry.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I picked that thing. It was a solid wooden log.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
I didn't want to say it from the lady, know
that looks like shirt, So I just said, no. You said,
shall we get some fruit tubes?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah? Yo, great lollies? No, all, lady, is this poor
guy's wife. Won't fat shaming your husband?
Speaker 4 (09:45):
No? I was.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
I just don't think we're gonna feel good having started
drinking cocktails at ten am, hurting nothing but lollies and cheeseballs.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
So I put a stop.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
It's worked every other year, hasn't it? Has it? Um?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
And may you pair be fluffy, sunstream strong and your
Jandle's last this season highlight of the year is my
eldest daughter turning eighteen, so now I can get her
to buy me wine when she's out. Yeah, Jersey's moment.
They're discovering fantasy audiobooks, Thanks Hayley, because.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Audiobooks is reading.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I ran Carnation Choice a dolphin intelligence, social and playful
without any of the adult restrictions.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Response, I'd say dolphins in third after.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Dog Cat Dog, dolphin pandag.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Anders in there as well.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Next time we're going to Brisbane christ Jute, we might
check in my bloody Sidney in Melbourne too.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
See you then,