Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Christmas Cocktail Special '25- Episode Thirteen

On Episode Thirteen; Happy New Year- it's time to evaluate the Cat and Dog election results!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleashorn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special. Welcome to the Christmas
Cocktail Special, our live shows and the Big Potter back
on Monday, the nineteenth of January.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Now we hit to the land of Hobbitata you missed that.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
I just reached Mata Mata the Matza. Hailey says, thank
you three for making work not so boring. While listening
to you for the past year, the highlight was.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Just while she does mahy while she was.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Finishing my first year of tech. After two years of
figuring out what I wanted to do with my life
with my Level five and massage therapy, on to next
year where I'll be training for remedial work and start
working with Men's Rugby.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Now are you a question? Are you allowed to and
you do?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
What is it for? Five?

Speaker 4 (00:42):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Level five? So how many years of massage therapy?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
She said? It's her first year of tech. She's doing
level five massage.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Jesus, but are you when you've got your full qualification?
Does that you're allowed to pack who you do the
massages on?

Speaker 4 (00:54):
I don't know that you are allowed to pack.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
While she's doing it with Men's Rugby, She's made in
the sands, I will only massage men because they run and.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Go into a hotel and it's like businessman, you know,
Oh it's not that kind of massage.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah yeah, but you want to have a peak. But
it could be if you were hotter. What you're saying, well,
I don't know. Maybe massage therapist probably hate this chap.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
They're just saying fuck you.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Jessy's moment he was hearing Hailey's special Jason my More
story to Hamilton Show. My partner questioned if it was true.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
If that's for that's for the live show.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Only, really no discussion.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
And I actually do say Hailey in that show that
I'll tell that story, but no one's allowed to tell anyone.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
So she's told it and I won't.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
And I won't say it on the podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Reincarnation Choice obviously a cat. They get all the love
in their feature from everyone, but they look cute and
sleep or a night or an eighteen hundreds, nineteen hundreds
of New Zealand home vibe. She wants to be recounted
as a home from.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
A cat and an eighteen hundreds nineteenhundreds.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Now, she says, or an eighteen hund nineteen hundreds of
New Zealand home.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
For one of those old and you'd be riddle of
their places.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
You'd be warm, you'd be riddled with borad to be
riddled with bora, have so much borer like.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
People look at you and all they see is a
money pit.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Someone would have come along as well and done a
seventies winner and shoved a bunch of asbestos tiles.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Oh yeah, of course, and when the council records were a.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Bit on fire.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah, Carolina's in Flatbush and she says Merry Christmas to
Carwen Shannon flitch Worn and Haley and herman held up.
Twenty five is in a crap year for a lot
of us. My mother passed away this year, this year
after her breast cancer came back and her lungs this time.
I'm so sorry, absolutely sorry to hear that, Caroline. But
you've kept us laughing out louder. So thank you. Here

(02:41):
so much better. Twenty twenty six cheers to that.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Here's to that. She will do a little bit La
to Caroline, to Carolyn's.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Marlin's mum and twenty twenty six dry dry pegging you.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
We've we've put the lemon cello, We've edited bitisda would
it still still.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
A lot of the Sometimes you wonder that these people
test the product, you know, they make some of them like,
you know what we should do.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
We have a group of friends around, Well, we've invented
this new drink. We're gonna sell it on the market.
We'll see what our friends.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Too nice though, and they're like, oh put my blood,
switt and tears into this? What do you think?

Speaker 4 (03:16):
And someone's like, but surely the person who made what
the funk made? You think? Oh bottle that it's reddy
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
They need to work on that, don't They were nearly finished.
We won't be on to the next one.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
So what is next?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Maybe you're Espresso Marts.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
I've got some.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Friends popping over to join us in the fest of it.
I think Espresso Martz perfect.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Okay. I went to a wedding in Scotland, yes, many
men in kilts, and also did a road around Scotland.
That's my dream and to go on that train from
Harry Potter. We picked the best week in terms of weather.
It was so sunny and warm we couldn't leave our
The o g o'barn and the Isle of Sky two
Fantastic Whisky Regions as part of My Heart Knee scotlandgeous Juicy.

(03:59):
This moment in the year when I told the fuck
what I'd worked with for four years that in his
professional helpiece he is a compulsive liar and doesn't seem
to know how to stop, and therefore, knowing at work,
trusts him with anything. It was on my last day,
so I and you're going to get fired or told off,
And let me tell you, I floated out of that
meeting room back to my.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Desk, satisfying.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
What a good feeling reincarnation choice. Doggo they love unconditionally
and get spoilt rotten late.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Running from the dogs, but Cat's still winning.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Porschez Niecks is from Napier Kulda fan shout out to
the f VH only fans sell and shy what shout
out to my H Only fans sell and shy Okay,
okay because only fans. Yeah. I was like, maybe they
listened to the show, but do only fans? Maybe you
have a discount code or yeah, looks some freebies like

(04:46):
a month Freelck sky Sport.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
You do her feet on there, Hailey will put her
feet on.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, only feats just you know, highly of the year,
my daughter meeting someone famous. Herman, the German came to
the classes.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
He's very famous, he's very famous.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
We had a big year, huge year.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Panda. Have you seen them? Large and charge cuddling cutes.
So this is another word.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Has panda come into third now over dolphin? Probably I
probably should have been keeping it tally.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Maybe someone listening to these fantastic little podcast we're putting
out over summer can do it like a running tally.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Cat's gonna win cats is no way as if it
suddenly we're not gonna cats anymore.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
If this was the election for mayor or prime minister,
we would have called the election now, would be.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Calling a year. There'd be no call from the dog
to the cat just yet.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
He would have called. The dog would have been picking
up the phone now and saying congrats.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
What I mean that you would We're taking too at
the dog parties, Somba the special votes.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yet we've got the special votes. Always go for cats,
special votes, the special cats. Yeah. Bell is next. She
is from Australa yach She's shout out to can remember
a boyfriend company on a two week trip long time
listener on Spotify, So can I suck out a.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Bell sound.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
And coffee back?

Speaker 4 (06:11):
And as I sucked the sound.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Throat to be fed? Really care where you listen to it?

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Just listen, just just listen.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
It's like, you know, we're not the lar Lays League
of streaming platforms with league as long as their baby's
feed fit, I'm sill as going with them. I have
once before and now wa washing, I would know that
good whatever hoigho year. Finally, traveling to New Zealand Lake
was a delight down south.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Maybe, Oh, you're like Poukhaki. Yeah, isn't that?

Speaker 4 (06:47):
What is sure?

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Is there the one?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
No way like pookacky? This is beautiful all the vowels right,
I'm just wondering that you drive down the side to
get to like mohowk Yeah, Mount Cock and then Tanna
and you turn off just after Twine.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
All before sure okay, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
To go to Alaki. That's where I went hiking. Lovely.
It's so beautiful.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
I love Lake, the bluest lake in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
That's the lake if you just from around.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, juicy, this moment of the year. I got into
law school. Congratulations, reincarnation didn't.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Well, she's in law school, but she has a pass
the bar.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Reincarnation choice a very love cat or dog. So that's
that's okay. I think that's we're going to strike that out.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
It's negative.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Neither. Yes, I'm going to cross that.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Call Reese's and christ Juge, Merry Christmas to all my
family and friends. You're all amazing and I love you.
Hi the year watching my little boy, baby boy grow
up juicy, This moment of the year, get him over
sick to me done when she took two attempts they
couldn't complete.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
It and got a massive, massive, huge pipe, huge job
and pipe.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Could pipe and huge dog.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Now when are you getting Is twenty twenty something to
be the year of the vitectomy? I don't know, because
you are so fucking useless.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
That an old dad the other day and I was
just like, no, oh my god, do.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
I need to show you your bank account?

Speaker 4 (08:22):
I know you don't thank you. We already struggle to
get you to come hang out with.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Well, maybe do you want us to organize a promo
next year we'll be doing on the radio.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Just cook them in the dick, don't kill me.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
In the dad me in the deck Reese's reincarnation Joice Elephant,
elephant making.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
One you can ride or one that's just free and Africa.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Oh Haley, we don't run elephants regardless of we're our Asians.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Well maybe historically we might have, but we know better now.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
We just throw the papers through.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Okay, do not throw things at my ceiling. Fan think
you that's very expensive.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Let you do whatever we want to do. You're not
the boss of us.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Amazing in my house.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Oh U join us next time. We got a Ashburton
in

Speaker 1 (09:04):
The Hunter Valley