Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Christmas Cocktail Special '25- Episode Fourteen

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleash Worn and Hailey's.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Christmas Cocktail Special.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Special. The live show on
the Big Pond is back on the nineteenth of January.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
It's a Monday.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Let's go to Ashburton, shall we Harriot? Okay, Harriet, it's
an ash Burden.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
What the fuck was there? You reversed it?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
It was a ghost.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Oh it does a second fun I ever heard there before?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Okay, it didn't happen that time. Oh that was weird. Okay,
we'll go. There's a glitch in the ghost in the machine.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Harriet from Ashburtons's Mid to f eah and producer Girlies.
I've been a long time podcast listening for about eight
years and I can say hand on heart, this year
has been my favorite to listen to.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Well that's oh, that's lovely. It's nice. Let's just into
that paragraph and Radio Awards next year. Lovely.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
This year's been my favorite to listen.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
My boyfriend Ballye and I always listen to the Cocktail
Special lips and I'll drive to and from I go
camping each year. Where's Kai Tierry Try Why try k
Try Try is at the top of the saw and
just out of Nielsen.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Oh, I've never been.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
So if you're in Monteca going towards Takaka.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Right, because I'm in Nelson in a couple of days.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
You take a right and that's Kai. Try terry about it, Kye.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
If you're in Nelson about an hour and a bit, yeah,
it's and it's Golden Set.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
It's a gateway to the able Tasman. Absolutely stunning.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I love able testament. I'd love to go and do
the walks even been since I was a chart.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Juicy this moment, you're working in HR and hearing all
the workplace gossip, everything and everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Why else would I work in HR?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
It is the best to have the Like, we have
a friend that's never told us anything about I know
nothing at all. It told us no work stories from HR,
because that's part of it. You're not allowed to tell anonymous.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah yeah, yeah, oh my.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
God, Juicy has gossip. I've never heard he really likes.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Our HR list because whenever we say something on the
HR list, it's already been on her.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Charlie, we've ac she's been pretty free of HR complaints.
In these Christmas cocktails, by you're shaking him what our
Japanese accents earlier.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Gosh goodness, a reincarnation choice with my sweet sweet border
collie Otus, who lives the most luxurious life as a family,
a suburban family pit and not a farm dog.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Lovely Hannah is in the Hunter Valley. You're simply muth
darling if you've never been to the hunting? Where's the
hunt of your lea past car tiary Tarry?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Is that so?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Sort of similar region going in Australia. It's a wine region.
It's just lovely.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Merry Christmas are my favorite radio personalities. Oh that's kind
of you.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Tony Street.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yes, say that.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Suck it, Jonathan Ben suck it.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Well, she's in the Hunter Valley, so she might be
more familiar with you. Okay, So no, it's not Adelaide.
What's the one in Adelaide? The wine region?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
What is it called?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
So?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
The Hunter Valley is.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
North of Sydney in New South Wales, one of Australia's
major wan regions.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
K yea, So it is by your brothers thought?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
So is it worth a trip?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Fuck?

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Not bad? Not bad? Really is Barossa Valley?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
We'll have some watts, some reds. Red's the Barossa?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah? I reckon you.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Because we all know that the vowels are are.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
She listens to the podcast every day. Highlight of the year,
Finding my man. So glad, I replied to a message
from my message re question Facebook took a chance.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I'm so glad I didn't. Sorry, someone is sliding into
the DMS on Facebook.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
I don't think I've ever looked at my messenger requests
on Facebook.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Because shennon, do you still get quite a few from
horning men overseas?

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Oh my god, look at this one. Okay, this is
Shon's just had.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
I use the papalm app for free transfers and get
cash back on every transaction. Use my or my code
to get money.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Get some money. The got so many have a little
look because the mind's all dried.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Oh on, that means you uncle. No, that means your
search settings are good, really private. So it's old creepy
old men can't message because the actually can't find you
because you've locked down your profile real good.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Who's Quasi Adams.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Steven Adams brother Quasi.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Adams is in here? Hello? Wow? You very nice?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
You very nice?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Jasi Adams Danish up extry? Hey can we some talk
some wo what he wants, a hoof of dec.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
It really sounds like you've you've got some options there
if things don't work out with the magician Shannon.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, he might alex exam them all the way if
she goes on a date with them.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, that's true. See.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
His reincarnation choice would be a self imploding lego seat.
Every time I'm built or get near completion, I would
implode and the owner would get increstingly more frustrated.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
No, because how many times does the kid do you
have to chew the lego?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yeah, we had the cheap lego Torro, New Zealand had
to chew it to get it apartment soft.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
So the bike chew it to open that because they'd
stick together. Ah, you played private school Orange tool. That
does it now, But back in the day you just
had us at private school.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
House came with a remover and he keeps with small man,
a small man and he would come and separate your
legos for you.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
In the tuxedo.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yeah, Sophie is from Danny RT. She says, Merry Christmas,
thanks for all the laughs I'm making early mornings with
young kids bearable highlight of he was getting married in
February a dream marquee wedding on our farm.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Oh juiciest moment.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Sorry congratulation.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Honestly, I'm a boring human with a little juicy gossip,
probably yelling at my fifty four year old code. We
could grow up an actor age after she wrote a
very bitchy teenage post just about being off work sick
with kids, so random. Fly on the wall for on
these reasons. I hate being in drama, but love watching
an unfold. That's her love Fly.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
We love that reincarnation.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Maybe you have to literally eat shit as a fly.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
I think you've vomited up pay and then whatever you
vomited up dissolves what have you vomited.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
On to In a lot of cases, ship or rotting flesh,
and then you eat it again.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Right, I think that's not a life like oysters.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Too much wouldn't be worth it.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Taranaki is where Megan is from. She says, Merry Christmas,
year three, Thanks for the unhinged tangent sidebars and company
while I do.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Chores and exercise produces shunned.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Oh yeah, unless she meant the two producers and only
one of us. We've been lucky to have a few
mini weekend holidays this year around al as a family.
It's been really fun and special, little family memories. Juiciest
moment of the year almost being late to a wedding
due to adult fun times with the hobby.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
My goodness, me, you turn up to the winning all
tossled and flushed.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Maybe my reincarnation.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Maybe a couch with a senti in mind because I
could still listen to all the family gos and watch TV.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
That or removing my family members is sitting on you? Yeah,
someone's jazzing on you. Whatever.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Oh, just don't sort of like.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Destroying your corners.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, exactly. No, don't be a couch. That's pretty rough.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
That's rough. Airs Kylie is in Melbourne room.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
This must be minogue.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
It is actually cheers to love, laughter and getting through
the holiday season without any arguments with my sister Danny
and my brothers.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Holy shit, how out of you is traveling in Japan
with my family.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Danny and I grew up pretty poor, so to give
my kids the opportunity to travel always makes me so
proud of how far.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
My Ah, that's nice.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
That meme online that if I met my kids when
I was a kid, they would have been the rich kids.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Oh that yeah, wow one true. Yeah, like my kids
get takeaways kind of.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
We used to get smacked, lightly beaten, no takeaways, no takeaways.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Turns our. Snitzer wasn't even crumbed margarine on white bread.
Sometimes your snitzer wasn't crumbed. I snitchshion crammed. It's just
chewy beef, little strips and chewy beef.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
I would want to be reincarnated as a dog. They're
so loved by everybody, isn't there what we all want?

Speaker 3 (08:17):
If I was keeping tally, I'd say dog might be
on a comeback. Maybe we shouldn't call the election just
And that's what I said, don't call the election.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
They do smell, though. I was around at someone's house
the other day and they had one of those big
old labradors that sort of like fucking overweight and really
like weepions.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
In the house.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Stunk of dog.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Dogs are for outsides.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Yeah, shout out to my friend Amelia. I do apologize
for Steph and Dunedin. Oh yeah, okay, shout out to
my friend Amelia. We're both been avid listener to your
show for many years. I've been listening since this is
what crazy looks like. When we were both lucky enough
to go out to Hailey shows. When she came to
Dunedin and we had the best time, Amelia gave Hailey
a standing ovation.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
No one else followed so so she would look like
a fucking idiot just standing up.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
We was the rest of the I don't think the
show deserved a standing Oh did.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
I sorry what You've literally seen it more than anyone else.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Like I was made to. She made me go three times.
She made me go. If it had opened and Carnes,
they would have given it a forty eight minute standing up.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Stood there.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, we just read we downplay did that was nice?
It was good. Let's go home. Melia is about to
come become a mom for the first time. We're all
so excited. All the best of this next chapter in
your life for me. I love to love Steff. If
you love the show, please never change reincarnation choice a
dog okay.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
To a millennial childless couple who spoil me and treat
me like their child and take me.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
On lavish holidays. Wow. Yes, I've told you. Not into
the ceiling fan.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
How that happened?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
It fell through the fan? Join us on the next episode,
we'll be going to New Plymouth and Nelson

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Huge fan of New Plum