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January 2, 2026 • 11 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the Christmas Cartown Special. The Live Show and
the Big Pot is back on Monday, the nineteenth of January.
Because we off Okay, Oh yep.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Sorry, I forgot about that. Oh you really hadn't it.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
That's the out Muzach Vaughan.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh it sound a bit like does he ask? Do
you know?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Sometimes you don't thank you?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
I didn't do that, Okay.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
In previous years, we've had quite a few of the
Gaggle members joining us towards the afternoon. I've brought two.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Friends lovely, yeah, lovely.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Including my bestie who I've talked about quite a lot
on the show, and we met when we were four
years old. She's my soul mate.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Jesus Jess that you were going to off yourself and
the wardrobe together.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
If you missed its. Jess and I were when we
were I don't know, we went nine or teen or
something like that, and we were in a cupboard and
I accidentally sprayed some spice Skills Impulse in my mouth
and we were devastated that I was going to die.
And we were sat in this cupboard, holding each other's
hands and waiting for me to die, and so she
grabbed the can and spread into her mouth, and we
waited to die together.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
And what happened just brain damn.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Well we're thirty six now, we're a little bit cooked,
but we live to tell the story. Fant other people
know us as the Purse Sisters, but those are stories
for later.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, and just appears saying, don't inhale any kind of deodorant.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I'm on purpose, You'll end up like me.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Don't ah, anonymous, and I think in pl Latin to me,
there's a big new plymouth energy.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
That's someone using an airport podere.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, Nepole.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Shout out to you three and girly pops who keep
help my eighty h d ask get ready for work
every morning. Listen, you guys helps me somehow keep track
of what I'm doing and get out of the door
with a lot's of laughter.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
So thank you, huge fan of the show.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Highlight of the year, not much really like you guys,
loves dead, waiting for Christmas to come so I can
peace out to twenty twenty five and have survived, not thrived.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
That's all we can ask.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Survive, not thrivers.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Fine Juiciest of the year.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
I was right, and they use an airport code, the
airport code, anonymous typical flight attend and I slept with
the pilot while on overnights.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I'm taking though, what.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Is it a cheesy wheater?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
It's a cheesy wheaty.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
I actually wasn't hugely intrumental to my character and relationship.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
I was honest.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
We talked it through. We recovered stronger than ever thanks
to the lights of We'replause, We're Plause of sex life.
It's opened the world of talking through desires, communication and
finding the reasons behind things and working on them, not
just leaving at the first side of him perfection and
working through things to get to the good stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
So now she probably takes the pilot's home.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
And pigs them.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
While he's on the cutch. Yes, great, but she.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Pigs the husband and now they're stronger.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Yeah, okay, reinclination. It's another vote for cat. Probably at
Haleyo Flincher's house, they get treated like Queen's Rolly. Sounds
like he has a great life, great house, surrounded by
dead animals and given ham and bookies, Ham.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
And bookies as he has wanted to do.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
We don't, we don't do ham. Remember it's the ultra
as his food.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
I know, but if you were to even think of
my hand.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Bowl of cheese balls a whole bunch of liquoric sort.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Of keep it, keep it in your corn.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Die. This is a ball of cheese.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
This is literally a ball of cheese and green cheese.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
It's not a bit stale at the bottom of the bottle.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Alice is in Nelson, she's his. Merry Christmas to all,
Thank you for giving me entertaining my walks, love the
chaos of the show. I have a safe and happy
festive season. Merry Christmas to the podcast. He's Happened twenty
twenty six is good to us all, and cheers.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
The Lady Died.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
She's the lady dying.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Lady getting through year two of my degree. It's been
tough as a student with a class full of youthful
people with much better memory attention. But I'm doing it
and only one year to go. I wonder what she's doing.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Congrats, mature student.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
One year to go. What would you do if you
went back to you I was going to say.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
What what if you had to go back and study
something tomorrow? What would it be?

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Archaeology? I guess, Fuck me, I guess what a fucking idiot.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Do what this guy ship back?

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Guardian?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Look, I found a rusty nail mystery and is the
Auklyan Museum of found of Rusty Nail.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
I do something that made me money, guaranteed money, then
something that AI couldn't prostitution. Yeah, Hoaring Academy.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Of Auckland, Welcome to the Warring Academy. Yes, today we're going.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Have a mature student with us.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Hand job. Our hand jobs are a threet as old
as time. It's solf this week, foreskins next week. Is
that what you want? Potter? There's a difference.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Oh yeah, okay, okay, moving Sorrycises advanced level two handbs.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
You learned that the hard way as well?

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Reincarnation would be a bird for sure? I could course
and then just fly away.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah okay. Birds have had a few votes, haven't they. Wait?
What have you done there? That there was another page?

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Wasn't there?

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Throw away the page? Privature? Oh sorry, guys, I'm so
excited when you throw away a page.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
San Jeter, Yes, San Jetter's next in London? Is this
san juita vajinah Pajamasmama.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
She would have been devastated to have been missed out
there high time.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
I hope you're keeping well.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
It's been an interesting year where there's been many downs
compared to ups. One of my highlights has been able
to write to you guys. I've been able to travel
a lot to quality check the apperol sprints across Europe
during my school breaks.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
We'll just keep my sanity going. Instagram plug san Jeter
dot v dot p dot Jeta pajamas, Jeta Vagina pajamas.
That's why her Instagram handle is named after.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Her storic reference with yeah, yeah, that is. It's fantastic.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Do you have any recommendations facities across Europe or Asia
for us to visit next? We're going to Welcome twenty
twenty six in the Philippines, which is the first time
I do this away from and any suggestions of Welcome next.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
So exo, I haven't been to the Philipps. Apparently the
beaches are amazing. Oh yes, everybody says that, yes.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Yes, yes, But what about now? She wants suggestions for
cities across Europe.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Europe Berlin to visit.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
You can come to, but don't look at us in
the eye. Everyone's invited to Germany, but you can't look
us in the eye.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
I look them in the eye in the clubs.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
You don't know me. I don't know you. I'll see
you later. It's Monday morning. Don't ask why I'm there
and what am we wear?

Speaker 3 (06:25):
It's too early for it. But here we are.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
I mean, you can't go wrong anywhere like Sardinia. That's amazing. Love,
that was incredible, Like how you've got to hire a
carr and you can just find beaches with no tourists
and the beaches are full of the little fish.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
The beaches are full of little fish, little fish.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
The fucking ocean born, I know, but particularly around Sardinia. Yeah,
there's lots of little fish.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
They're swimming, swimming in the care.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
The island, are they so, I don't know. Ocean they've
got all the fish, yeah, little fish.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Highlight of the year, I've got to My sister had
another baby who is now my best friend at the
age of ten months and I finally stir a panda
in real life, and I cried a lot or should
be a panda keeper?

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Now that would have been owned by the Chinese. So
what zoo was that on?

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Well, I've seen the Hong Kong pandas a number of
times because Hong.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Kong reincarnation choice would be a panda. They're so chilling, cuddly.
They do the dumbest thing, which goes everybody.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
There's another one for there, and they could be above
the dolphin.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Now could be Jessica Tris Sparsi is no way, she's
Jessica and she's from Tris Sparsi. And you found that
she was Trispassing. Yeah, that's actually where you foundland. Trice
Parsing is named after Tris Parsi.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Okay, and you found yeah I did. I'm just gonna
do a little research on Trapasi.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
It sounds mm, sounds amazing.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Ah, Hey, legend seeing him Christmas love all the way
from Tris Parsi and you Foundland, Canada, where it's cold
enough to freeze your tinsel off. Husband and I got
married this year and honestly, listen to you like has
been the highlight of my married life.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Don't tell him I said that. Jesus Christ's a small.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Fishing community, good crazy southeastern corner of the ever On
Peninsula in Newfoundland and Labrador, named after.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
The gold gold the other way around.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
No, and it was we're Amelia Earhart took off the
first flight the friendship Wine took off across the Atlantic. Yeah,
the first woman to fly across the Atlantic Ocean.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
We're proud of her.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
We got married on September twenty seventh, ourteen year dating anniversary.
And if I could be reencoding, it's anything, would probably
be a blue whale. Can you do, Chris Percy? Crab restaurants?

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Okay? Good crabs, crabs?

Speaker 2 (08:30):
No crab, soft shell crab fine, but crab normal crab.
There's not enough meat in it.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
It's a lot of work.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
It's a lot of work crab.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
But we could get soft shell crabs and Tris s Percy. Now,
I've got a three point seafood Paradise twenty twenty. It's
open now. Average reviews though, Oh no, this is an Auckland. Oh,
this is an aucklandood.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Restaurants there, comic look on this one.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yelp, yelp. Okay this one here, Yeah, that's that one.
Drinking that one.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah, we say it the.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Million dollar of you.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
What a wild name for a year.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Fork that's got four point eight riverside restaurant menus.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Just crab, pre crab.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
There's lots of crab pre cract. I've got to get
the app.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Bronte's in London.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
I want to thank you guys for the cure of
my homesicknesslessness, my podcast for nearly ten years, the year
I got married as in Paul's Cathedral last year about
someone who was going to married us in Paul's Cathedral,
and that one.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
It's from Mary Poppins Well to all the strips of
Saint Paul's with a little bird woman's feeding the.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Pitch, Mary Poppins, Yes you have, no, I haven't. Why
would he have seen Mary Poppins Well to talking to
Emily Blunt version of.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
The original, the original Jillian Andrew.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
That's an old lady with umbrellas, No, the guy with umbrella,
the old lady with an umbrella. That's all I know.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
She's not even she don't know.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
She's young.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Mary Poppins is like younger.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
I feel like the next episode we should just pop
the movie on.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Which I did it run absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
I played in third form high school. We did musicals
and I played Bert All Girls.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
School right after the Spy Skills Impulse accident and the.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
I lived to play the role, and then after nearly
killing myself in the cupboard with Geers. I realized that
my dream was to become an actress. So I played
and I did try to do.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Is like and he's apologized for it. Yeah, why I
heard recently why his accident was so bad. Yes, Irish
man taught him. There you go. His dialect coach was Irish.
So that's why it's all over the show.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
But it's shambles.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
So they got married to some Paul's Cathedral.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
Juiciest moment in the year, My twenty five year old
cousin made out with my now husband's thirty five year
old friend in front of the entire.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Go again, Go again.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
I'm going to draw a family tree and my kid,
My twenty five your old cousin made out with my
now husband's thirty five year old friend in front of
the entire family.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Wow, there's no blood relative.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
But like at a family event, that's about odd.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
If you see big having a big fair paeshion, Oh sorry,
I strewed up of paper after purely strewed mine up.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Okay, Oh that's got a weird little horn at the end.
All right, join us next time. When where are we hitting?

Speaker 4 (11:29):
We're going to Philadelphia and Londonielphia, home of the
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