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January 3, 2026 • 9 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleashorn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktail Special.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Special.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
The live shows and the Big Pot is back Monday,
the nineteenth of jan.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
They just sounds like a fart at the end. Now
that's a lot.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
I don't know what's happened. Then, please don't touch the
special effects.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
And Lauren, Lauren is do we need to do a
cocktail update?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Okay, what do you want? We're back on. We're on
the margarita now, the first margareta.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, the lemon cello were reviewed poorly.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, that was a tree made lemon cello. Certainly no
offense to our Italian listeners. It wasn't an I.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Think that would be. It wasn't.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
They wouldn't be offended by that, they would be offended
by its existence.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, we got to London.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
We do.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
When Laurence says, high team, coming to you all the
way from London. Longtime listener here since I was ten.
I want to give a shout out to my two
amazing friends, Flow and even three of us were at
mad Cool Festival this year in Madrid, and we noticed
on Fletcher's socials that he was there too.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
He was there in spirit.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Should have physically he was prison at the fest of all.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
No that I actually met so many keywis there, ran
into so many keywis, so many amazing listeners.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
So, as a longtime listener, has always been a dream
of mine to meet the team. So heavy cheekily flipped
Fletcher message or two and the meetup actually happened.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I was stoked we met Fletcher's.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
He totally remembers there.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
No, I do remember. I do remember front left of
Jit sit which was ten out of ten.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, Git was amazing. It was so weird that Jit
were playing.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
There Are You Gonna Be My Girl?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
They had a massive, massive crowd there.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, it was actually amazing festival that lineup last year.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
They say you shouldn't met your heroes, but honestly, Fletcher's amazing,
super friendly, down to earth and such a cute in
real life.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
He is a qt.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Massive shout out to Fletcher being legit and taking the
time to chat before I go. I work on Harley
Street as a nurse and a cosmetic surgery clinic, and
one of my colleagues, Bronte, was actually the first baby
born on Shortened Street.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
You talked about this on the show earlier oh wow,
who we just talked about?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Okay, now are you? Did you all kind of ease
prack up there? Anything?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Maybe instead of Turkey next year Harley Street because that's.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
Shit. Okay, cosmetics Surgain, that's crazy. Because I'm doing tits
at forty face at fifty. Yeah, I'm happy to crank
that earlier.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
That kind of fluctuates, so doesn't it my weight? Not
this age?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Because I thought you said the other day you were
maybe I thought it was forty five and now it's forty.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
I think I just had a glance in the mirror
and right bottom of the mirror you couldn't see the
tits enter.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
So it was to those up Harley Streets where all
the rich celebs.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
In the UK go juiciest moment there are seeing some
crazy cosmetic surgery procedures on some hyper because.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
They're changing the way they're lifting the face. Now it's
not all just sort of stapled.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
At the ears. It's it's every very advance everything.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Reincarnation choice would be major Murray Fluffington and highlight of
the emitting for which you made cool.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's really cool. Thank yeah. No one
said the timer. No one said at the time.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
I just vibe it from here, Lauren.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Next is Shannon and Philadelphia.

Speaker 6 (03:15):
Merry Christmas, not Shannon, Shannon in Philadelphia and Shannon and
the workshop in Philadelphia. Merry Christmas to my friends and family,
and of course my three best friends I've never met
nor No, my existence sple one and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I've already got a best friends. She's here.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah, Hardler of the year going to France and my
sister's gorgeous wedding and Burgundy.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Ow they would be no, they'd be nice.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Oh juicy.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
This moment of the year when one of my best
friends decided to start seeing the identical twin brother of our.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Other friend's husband. Okay, we were surprised they got together,
but we hope it works out. Do you think they
compare notes?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Are they identical?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah? One of my best.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Friends that seeing the identical twin brother of one of
our other friends.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
They had the same paint.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Yeah, but if it's identical, isn't your whole body the same?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
But what if one had a bigger dick? Wouldn't they
be weird?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
You'd be gutted, gut it, You'd be fucking gushed.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
You might have used that one of them might have
sprung for that pearl that I'm always advertised to on websites,
like little Dick.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Oh, he's pretending to not know what's.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Listen to what you say out loud, so it'll be
you in the morning.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Give a mirror, gross, I say that in my morning,
Little Dick.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Do you remember in the early days and people didn't
understand how targeted advertising works and people would be like onliner,
oh my god, I can't believe.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
I'm getting advertised us.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
And it's because you're searching for things like politicians and
stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
But has anybody used it and doesn't work? Just I
dropped too much money on it. Reincarnation choice would be
a golden retriever and an upper middle class family in
the suburbs. That sounds like a light life of leisure,
snuggles and artisanal dog treats.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
H I don't think we really touched on enough, but
Shannon listens and Philadelphia. That's so cool.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
That's such a cool I'd love to go to Philadelphia,
mostly because I've always sun in Philadelphia.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
But I also know that's mostly filmed in Los Angeles.
Apart from a few things.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
Is that that's really upset man bar.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
The outside of Patty's Pub on Sunday is a la.
I thought it was a pub.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
I thought it was an actual part.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
It's an old brick warehouse in LA and they just
put the pub entertainment.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
It's all bullshit. We're not actually genuine friends. None of
this is real.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
That is real.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Sam's and Turkey and says Merry Christmas, and my sister
Lucy the only other person that listens to you.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
It's weird. Come on also to f.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
V H SC for always been such legions. That's C's
Shennon and Carwhen I listened to you, guys, it's twenty
twelve and here we are.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Fuck, we are old.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Thanks for the last visited Turkey and had the sixiest Turkishman.
Turkish Man, give me a hummer? Okay, what does that mean?
Is that a six shull thing? I thought you should
give him.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Hang on, I'm looking.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Up to total peacock and knew exactly what he was doing.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Lifted me up and yelled Turkish power. Oh okay, Turkish
power like black power power.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait.

Speaker 6 (06:11):
White Power is a real hard out gang in Turkey,
a traditional.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Middle Eastern and North African public bath house.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Oh okay, so bathed her had the sixty.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Steam bars a public in a place of public bathe.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Urban dictionary Oh yeah, yeah yeah, the dictionary was a hammer.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
So Sam's in Tokyo. You could get shown around Tokyo.
You've wanted to go Forether, haven't you? I have yes, yes,
I've got a japan and sad hands that should take him.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Wait, no, Sam's a she. I thought Sam's a she. Hey,
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
I mean no, it's still public bath public bath house
gave me a Turkish hummam I think he maybe steamed.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Her, right, okay, and then yelled Turkish power, Turkish power.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Rancarnation choice would be a solitary tree overlooking the lakes,
and we're quiet.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
That's our first tree. No is that? No, I've had
tree the person to be the tree. That's right. Tree?

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Yeah, okay, sick and tree anonymous is from Canterbury. They
see Christmas card message, just got to make it through
the New Year's Yeah, you just gotta get there.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Um. Highlight of the year. It took three years, but
I finally get the deal.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Thing husband really taking to his dad roll ah. Juiciest
moment of the year is anonymous. Please brother in law
that we don't talk to think told the community husband
and I were swingers, which is the only reason we
wanted to be friends with people and way more shit.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
So that's this is the brother of This is what
he does. We don't talk to him. He had a
sicking baby.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
He cheated on his wife just before their wedding went
uh went I hit away anyway, hit anyway right with
the wedding.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
You should read these fucking words. I'm trying. They're right there.
Cheered on the.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
Wife just before the winning winter hit anyway and the
birthing unit for second wife rush wife rushing in for.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
An emergency start their brother in law because he talks
some shit about them. Then he cheered on his.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Hold everyone that they were swinging and that's.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Why they wanted to be friends.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
This is such a thing in small towns, like we
have some friends and everyone thinks the swingers, but they're
just they all just get on.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
And hang out, hang out here.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
He cheered his wife just before the wedding and the
wedding winner head anyway. Now he's in the birthing unit
for the second child. The wife rushing in for an
emergency birth, and the first thing he says when the
baby is born is ever, it has ginger hero on
a DNA test.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Now this guy sounds like wow, he sounds like a.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Did we get the DNA test?

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Well, we don't even know if it was ginger, but
even if we confirm, we should still get one anyway.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
Also, gingers pop out of family lines like Willingly totally
have one. Everyone's like, Jane, did you say we you're
quite ginger beard?

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Yeah, a little bit of ginger in there, but I've
also got, like you've said, my ancestory of comments that
much Scottish and Irish.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
I'm surprised. I'm not a fool. You're a freaking not
a fool.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Full ginger Rea reincarnation a cat. Yeah, people and sunbathing
all day.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Emma.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
As they were just pouring that drink into the cheese balls,
I was like, Margarita, cheeseballs have witnessed something.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
No pers Imma is.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
In aoneda and she says, Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.
The highlight of my year. I lost twenty two kgs.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Fantastic, wow, juiciest moment of the ever seeing highly perform
the baroness in Doneda.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
I am quite juicer and my dog Stella is my
reincarnation chore.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
She's a spoiled dog who sleeps in our beaten as
the laziest, easiest, happiest life out of.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Anybody in the house.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Beautiful, Join us next time when we go to Newcastle,
Sydney and the Tau
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