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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleashorn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome to the Christmas Cartail Special.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
The live show The Big Pond is back on Monday,
the nineteenth of January and.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
We go to England. I don't know what's so.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
It's a little desk right now, these sample buttons and
you push it and Shannon.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
What do you think has happened to the desk? I
think Vaughan has fucked with my system. Oh yeah, I'll
try prese it properly fully. Why it used to make noise?
I'll try it.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
The bleep the bleeps. I like that one.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It's like it's like someone who's opened a door on
the spaceship.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and like.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
They shouldn't have opened it.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Compromised, Oh compromised. I said, she didn't even touch it.
She's doing whatever it wants, sting when it sees. Merry
Christmas to Mom, Dad, Mike, back home and potty Door.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I love you guys. Also, Merry Christmas to my love Jack.
Speaker 6 (01:00):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I know we'll listen to this podcast over the break,
As you know, the only thing getting me through these
miserable winters.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
So much love in these shutouts.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Coming home not did.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Hands on the handbreak?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Just get ready to a fat you were coming home
to New Zealand and February and going to the beach
was my highlight. Having an iced coffee the UK can't
figuret how to do these.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
And catching up with ice on the coffee.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, don't they make the little hot coffee and then
they just pubble it with ice?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Really weird.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Reincarnation choice A puppy, A puppy Karen's in Auckland. Merry Christmas,
pH thanks to the Pods. I really love a little bit
of pods the most. They're so well edited. Getting book
recommendations from at corhen Reid's. She's so hot, that's her heart.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
At cohen Reid's give her a follow.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
And reincarnation choice Shannon from the Workshop. She says, this
is it really sounds like that the bullshit one. But
then the producers put this one and they just wrote
it themselves.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Have the jury strike that from the record full bullshit?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Aren full bullshit?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Actually I picked up on that pretty quickly too, and
I the most that's so well edited. Yeah, doesn't Billie
Eilish did our little pods or those the big pots.
She is green here, that doesn't mean she's no green
here for years.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Okay, okay, Aaron his next shoes in Scotland. A massive
thank you do you guys are brightening my days with
your Kiwi shenanigans as a Scottish girl and sessed with
your accents and hearing all about and he's gonna wear.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Well we've actually can't do it, can't hate our accent.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
It's definitely I need a visit. Wishing you all very
merry Christmas. Have I knew you can't wait to hear
about your Christmas holidays?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Sure there will be some silly stories. Highlight of the year.
I got engaged in the summer well on holiday Turkey.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Biggest surprise I always thought I suspected coming with my
fiance was very sneaky.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Do you think he gave us some Turkish power?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yes, he called Turkish power.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
He bathed her in a steam room and then screamed
Turkish power.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
She was fresh out of tits surgery.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Juiciest moment of the year. Sometimes I feel like a
bit of a proud when I hear some of your
listening stories. But I guess for me, the juiciest part
of the year is when I won at Bongo's Bingo
and I ran up on stage because the price was
a twelve inch double ended bilder. I was a bit
tipsy and I was swinging it around like a mad woman.
Let's just say the taxi ride home is interesting and
getting weird looks from the driver.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Yeah, but where is it now?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I reckon straight home in the dishwasher for a full cycle,
and the dish power.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Round in the top drawer, and Bob's your uncle.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
You've just got you can bend it to get in.
We'll get on you.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Reincarnation choice. I'm obsessed with goats, so I guess it
would have.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
To be goats.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Okay, goats, It is right, go first for goats, isn't
it only on the list.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Zanita is from Australia and says Merry Christmas, I want
to stay high to my sister, to Marzia, who.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Was living I would have said, Toma Zina, Tomasina, Yeah,
I may Thomasina, who's living in Smithers, British Columbia. No,
that's not right.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
It was Arnie. Arnie and Smithers really.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Sounds excellent, excellent Smithers.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I know she listens as religiously as I do, and
I want to say thanks for all the years of
podcast I've been listened for a long time.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
In the pockets have helped me mentually get through work.
And the mines Mine Australia.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Thomasine thomasina Is who's living in Smithers excellent.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Alright, Okay, I'm confused.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
She's working in a gold mine in Canada.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
So these sisters are okay, Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Do you think she wants to fly and fly out?
Where do they go for there? Do they just go
to Vegas?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
You reckon?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
For the two weeks off in Canada?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Would know it's a gold mine. She might be like
based somewhere.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yes, Veas British Columbian. Excellent.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
It's way less than it started.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Reincarnation Choice. This might be the best one yet. The
wind Wow okay Wow.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Jane's from sitting now and she says, Wow, Merry Christmas.
I can't wait for this year podcast specially listen you guys.
Every single day. It brings me so much damn joy living.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Away from home. I think it's helping me keep my
key accent. Thank god.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I call it my radio podcast when my boyfriend asks
that I'm listening to as you're just doing the podcast
for me personally. Thanks being so authentic and relatable and
genuine friends. I don't know how you get up so
early every day and bring so much energy most of
the time.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Thanks for blessing our ear, Hules. I hope you will
have a relaxing world to break.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Merry Christmas and cheers the Lady die Ps.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I grew up in Graymouth o G ten dollars suburb. Suburb, Yes,
was born.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Yeah, So that's my favorite segment of the show, hands down.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
It's been put to be it. It just falln round
out of money.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I will need a sponsor on board if you're interested
in sponsoring car when it's zen in one line dot com,
sho take here. That's only saying to break shall answer.
Look Gart, that's a guarantee. I do love all of
Shannon's hacks though, and think you need to be kinder.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
So if you just hear that he and clapping her
own hat, put it running.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Down, Carl when your book reads are incredible highlighted the air.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I went to a Green Day concert and I've become
obsessed with Billy Joel I have Billy Joe. I was
wondering what Billy Joel was doing, and they remember Billy
Joe Armstrong's the lead singer. I bought me so much
pure joy. I could cry thinking about it right now.
One of the best concerts in my whole life. Can
I have more than one highlight of the year, because
I feel you will say I'm being greedy. The other
(06:43):
highlight was seeing Hailey live in Melbourne with my best
friend shout out to highly he'll be listening to these,
and going to Spain to see my best friend Mario
so made Okay, that's all.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Oh that's so lovely coming.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Juiciest moment of the year.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
About five hoursan into the flight, they're planning in a
full one eighty instead of flying back towards austral at
zero comms. But we started flying fast. Then ten minutes
later announcement. People are smelling fumes at the back of
the plane. We don't know what it is. We're emergency
landing and Ken's and I was like, this is how
I die. We needed We landed safely, orbit dramatically in
kens didn't blow up on landing, and the firemen bombarded
(07:15):
the plane fuck, I wish it.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
So.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I was talking to a friend that was a pilot
a few weeks ago when a plane came back into
Auckland's is a few months ago and like October or September,
and he gave me the stat of how long if
there was an actual fire on board, how long they've
got to get back to an airport.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
And it's not very long.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
I'd say that.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I just know.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I was just like the s.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I was just like, no, that's what he said. You
have to ditch in the sea after a suit.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I mean ditch in the sea, land on the sea,
and you get that thing under the seat that they're
always wiring on about when you're.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Trying to listen to your life fest Yes, and that
thing under the sta big yellow floaty playground.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
The dingy they get the slide comes.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Out and get that and you'll sit on that. But
that's apparently what they have to do. Please don't float
your life jacket until you've off.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Them and put your own mask on first before A
system is.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Not going to do you any fucking good in this situation.
You reckon the plane's going down.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
I don't want to be able to breathe on my
way out.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I reckon. I'd walk over people to get out the
door before laptop a passport.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
This is a tiddly ponies, I'm going to take it
with me.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
In fact, I'd steal somebody else's life jacket to put
my to make sure my laptop is.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Like I'm jumping off.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I'm just like pull on my flate and then I'm like,
you'll be okay, and I pull it to keep the laptop.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Someone's on a.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Beach in the Philippines and a laptop just floats up
onto the beach on the top of a life jacket.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
There's a lot of documents on there, you.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Know, incarnation, a snail that must spread.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Animal, no mortgage because you live, you are your home
and you're so chill and you eat leaves and no
one wants susc but you could die.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I want to blitzen you.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I want to pull you into eating a little tab
dissolves you or something.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah, next time. Fun by Orphan and Melbourne sing
Fleashorn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome to the Christmas Cartail Special.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
The live show The Big Pond is back on Monday,
the nineteenth of January and.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
We go to England. I don't know what's so.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
It's a little desk right now, these sample buttons and
you push it and Shannon.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
What do you think has happened to the desk? I
think Vaughan has fucked with my system. Oh yeah, I'll
try prese it properly fully. Why it used to make noise?
I'll try it.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
The bleep the bleeps. I like that one.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It's like it's like someone who's opened a door on
the spaceship.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and like.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
They shouldn't have opened it.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Compromised, Oh compromised. I said, she didn't even touch it.
She's doing whatever it wants, sting when it sees. Merry
Christmas to Mom, Dad, Mike, back home and potty Door.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I love you guys. Also, Merry Christmas to my love Jack.
Speaker 6 (01:00):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I know we'll listen to this podcast over the break,
As you know, the only thing getting me through these
miserable winters.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
So much love in these shutouts.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Coming home not did.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Hands on the handbreak?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Just get ready to a fat you were coming home
to New Zealand and February and going to the beach
was my highlight. Having an iced coffee the UK can't
figuret how to do these.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
And catching up with ice on the coffee.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, don't they make the little hot coffee and then
they just pubble it with ice?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Really weird.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Reincarnation choice A puppy, A puppy Karen's in Auckland. Merry Christmas,
pH thanks to the Pods. I really love a little bit
of pods the most. They're so well edited. Getting book
recommendations from at corhen Reid's. She's so hot, that's her heart.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
At cohen Reid's give her a follow.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
And reincarnation choice Shannon from the Workshop. She says, this
is it really sounds like that the bullshit one. But
then the producers put this one and they just wrote
it themselves.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Have the jury strike that from the record full bullshit?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Aren full bullshit?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Actually I picked up on that pretty quickly too, and
I the most that's so well edited. Yeah, doesn't Billie
Eilish did our little pods or those the big pots.
She is green here, that doesn't mean she's no green
here for years.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Okay, okay, Aaron his next shoes in Scotland. A massive
thank you do you guys are brightening my days with
your Kiwi shenanigans as a Scottish girl and sessed with
your accents and hearing all about and he's gonna wear.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Well we've actually can't do it, can't hate our accent.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
It's definitely I need a visit. Wishing you all very
merry Christmas. Have I knew you can't wait to hear
about your Christmas holidays?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Sure there will be some silly stories. Highlight of the year.
I got engaged in the summer well on holiday Turkey.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Biggest surprise I always thought I suspected coming with my
fiance was very sneaky.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Do you think he gave us some Turkish power?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yes, he called Turkish power.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
He bathed her in a steam room and then screamed
Turkish power.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
She was fresh out of tits surgery.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Juiciest moment of the year. Sometimes I feel like a
bit of a proud when I hear some of your
listening stories. But I guess for me, the juiciest part
of the year is when I won at Bongo's Bingo
and I ran up on stage because the price was
a twelve inch double ended bilder. I was a bit
tipsy and I was swinging it around like a mad woman.
Let's just say the taxi ride home is interesting and
getting weird looks from the driver.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Yeah, but where is it now?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I reckon straight home in the dishwasher for a full cycle,
and the dish power.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Round in the top drawer, and Bob's your uncle.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
You've just got you can bend it to get in.
We'll get on you.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Reincarnation choice. I'm obsessed with goats, so I guess it
would have.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
To be goats.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Okay, goats, It is right, go first for goats, isn't
it only on the list.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Zanita is from Australia and says Merry Christmas, I want
to stay high to my sister, to Marzia, who.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Was living I would have said, Toma Zina, Tomasina, Yeah,
I may Thomasina, who's living in Smithers, British Columbia. No,
that's not right.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
It was Arnie. Arnie and Smithers really.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Sounds excellent, excellent Smithers.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I know she listens as religiously as I do, and
I want to say thanks for all the years of
podcast I've been listened for a long time.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
In the pockets have helped me mentually get through work.
And the mines Mine Australia.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Thomasine thomasina Is who's living in Smithers excellent.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Alright, Okay, I'm confused.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
She's working in a gold mine in Canada.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
So these sisters are okay, Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Do you think she wants to fly and fly out?
Where do they go for there? Do they just go
to Vegas?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
You reckon?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
For the two weeks off in Canada?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Would know it's a gold mine. She might be like
based somewhere.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yes, Veas British Columbian. Excellent.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
It's way less than it started.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Reincarnation Choice. This might be the best one yet. The
wind Wow okay Wow.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Jane's from sitting now and she says, Wow, Merry Christmas.
I can't wait for this year podcast specially listen you guys.
Every single day. It brings me so much damn joy living.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Away from home. I think it's helping me keep my
key accent. Thank god.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I call it my radio podcast when my boyfriend asks
that I'm listening to as you're just doing the podcast
for me personally. Thanks being so authentic and relatable and
genuine friends. I don't know how you get up so
early every day and bring so much energy most of
the time.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Thanks for blessing our ear, Hules. I hope you will
have a relaxing world to break.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Merry Christmas and cheers the Lady die Ps.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I grew up in Graymouth o G ten dollars suburb. Suburb, Yes,
was born.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Yeah, So that's my favorite segment of the show, hands down.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
It's been put to be it. It just falln round
out of money.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I will need a sponsor on board if you're interested
in sponsoring car when it's zen in one line dot com,
sho take here. That's only saying to break shall answer.
Look Gart, that's a guarantee. I do love all of
Shannon's hacks though, and think you need to be kinder.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
So if you just hear that he and clapping her
own hat, put it running.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Down, Carl when your book reads are incredible highlighted the air.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I went to a Green Day concert and I've become
obsessed with Billy Joel I have Billy Joe. I was
wondering what Billy Joel was doing, and they remember Billy
Joe Armstrong's the lead singer. I bought me so much
pure joy. I could cry thinking about it right now.
One of the best concerts in my whole life. Can
I have more than one highlight of the year, because
I feel you will say I'm being greedy. The other
(06:43):
highlight was seeing Hailey live in Melbourne with my best
friend shout out to highly he'll be listening to these,
and going to Spain to see my best friend Mario
so made Okay, that's all.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Oh that's so lovely coming.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Juiciest moment of the year.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
About five hoursan into the flight, they're planning in a
full one eighty instead of flying back towards austral at
zero comms. But we started flying fast. Then ten minutes
later announcement. People are smelling fumes at the back of
the plane. We don't know what it is. We're emergency
landing and Ken's and I was like, this is how
I die. We needed We landed safely, orbit dramatically in
kens didn't blow up on landing, and the firemen bombarded
(07:15):
the plane fuck, I wish it.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
So.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I was talking to a friend that was a pilot
a few weeks ago when a plane came back into
Auckland's is a few months ago and like October or September,
and he gave me the stat of how long if
there was an actual fire on board, how long they've
got to get back to an airport.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
And it's not very long.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
I'd say that.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I just know.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I was just like the s.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I was just like, no, that's what he said. You
have to ditch in the sea after a suit.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I mean ditch in the sea, land on the sea,
and you get that thing under the seat that they're
always wiring on about when you're.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Trying to listen to your life fest Yes, and that
thing under the sta big yellow floaty playground.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
The dingy they get the slide comes.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Out and get that and you'll sit on that. But
that's apparently what they have to do. Please don't float
your life jacket until you've off.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Them and put your own mask on first before A
system is.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Not going to do you any fucking good in this situation.
You reckon the plane's going down.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
I don't want to be able to breathe on my
way out.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I reckon. I'd walk over people to get out the
door before laptop a passport.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
This is a tiddly ponies, I'm going to take it
with me.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
In fact, I'd steal somebody else's life jacket to put
my to make sure my laptop is.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Like I'm jumping off.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I'm just like pull on my flate and then I'm like,
you'll be okay, and I pull it to keep the laptop.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Someone's on a.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Beach in the Philippines and a laptop just floats up
onto the beach on the top of a life jacket.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
There's a lot of documents on there, you.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Know, incarnation, a snail that must spread.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Animal, no mortgage because you live, you are your home
and you're so chill and you eat leaves and no
one wants susc but you could die.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I want to blitzen you.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I want to pull you into eating a little tab
dissolves you or something.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah, next time. Fun by Orphan and Melbourne sing
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