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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleash Worn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Special. The Live shows.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
The Big Pot is back Monday, the nineteenth of January.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
From fung Or, as some Canadian conturas called it, Fangowy Fan,
Gary Kengarreengary, Merry Christmas, you filthy animals. Thanks to being
my replacement office mates, I worked from home full time,
so sometimes you guys are the only.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Other human verses of voices I heard during the workday.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Well, it's good that you're not, you know, schizophrenical.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Light of the Year ticked off a major bucket lis
side in this year by swimming with the humpback whales
and New Way.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Now that wasn't even on my list, but it is now. Wow,
we've got a few listeners this year that have swam
with whales.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Big fish, you're getting dumped by a humpback because that
big motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, that's like that would be unpredictable, wouldn't it.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
I have no interest in it.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
They're not they're not dangerous, they're not agree.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
No, but they're so bad.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Swam with those whale sharks, but they're not Wow, they're
sh they're not redfish.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
And they're beautiful.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Swam with a man to raise and someone's flipper kicked
me in the face, and that was the worst part
of it. They were swimming to like get closer.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I swam with the dolphins.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I was at a Japanese cove and I was like, Wow,
what aer all these dolphins doing here? And and then
I just opened my eyes.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Everything was red. I was like, what the is going on?
I noticed that watering. That movie I haven't watched it.
I haven't watched that. I refused, that movie is horrendous.
I watched Blackfish, and I like wept.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Cove is so much more heroing. Blackfish is so sad.
But after the coved, I said, and and then like
just say in silence.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
No, not for me.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
So this was Tanya's early birthday present because she's turning
forty in November, so she must have seen this in
just before November.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
You're ratulation recording.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
We are in November, so she mailed, men have already
turned forty, Happy fortieth birthday, juiciest moment of the year.
And went on holiday with my husband and in laws
and we're all stayed in one airbnb.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
One night. Harby and I snuck off to bed early
for some quiet. Sixty times.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
In the morning, my father in law starts asking us
whether we felt the earthquake last night. Fuck, he had
the journey inside up trying to find the source of
the seismic activity and report feeling an earthquake. Sorry, Pops,
that was me and your son making the house shake
with our sweetsweet.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Oh my god, So he's still He honestly didn't even
have any idea of be six.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
It's crazy that there was a rumble and.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
He's like and he's emailing like info at journey. He's
I think you've missed one. You missed one.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
The glass was rattling.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oh that's you.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Nosi.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Probably probably a spoilt house cat for the reincarnation.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
There cats winning traditional Irish spelling.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I am I am her Merry Christmas to the FBH
tam herm and the Gerban, the creaky galley in Louise
and also big Sand shout out, big Sand, shout out,
big Sand. How I imagine her best life there? Yeah,
high over the year was the life of a show girl.
Release that's we've got.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
A big sweat and our hands here and round.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Carnation is probably a frog, because why the fuck not
Ribbert second Ribbit, motherfucking Ribbert.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, it is the second front.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
We had a toad, we had a toe, yeah, or
the same thing. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Brogan as in Melbourne and says I am the co
founder of a gin distillery in Melbourne. Right, wow, Okay,
Brogan's way that I run with my dad every year
listening to the cocktail special. I always want to send
you guys over some tasty strawberry gin and a cheeky cocktail.
Next time you're in Melbourne, come to a distillery door
on cocktail.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
But we absolutely we were always in Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, we love that. Getting married in July.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
But watching Hailey show Wild Flotters at the Greek Theater
was a close second for her highlights.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Oh that's nice, funny. I'm funny and modest and funny
and not never seeking. And I was skinny in April too.
I shredded You're funny and given it so.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Juicy's moment of the year was the drama that came
with the winning guest list.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Oh do go on reincarnation choice black beer. Everyone's scared
of me and I just get to eat honey and
berries all day And now I haven't had a half
a year nap until they shoot you because you've come
too close to the town.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
You know, skip shoot you.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
You need to skip to get some some chow. Sean
is from Houston, Texas. As his Merry Christmas to my
wonderful wife who turned me onto the show highlighted the
year would be herm and the German Juicy This moment
of the year, Hayley and then something in brackets are
going single.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Maybe maybe maybe.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Reincarnation choice for Sean is an otter, not wrong getting
another order a piggyback.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I think it was a I don't think it was.
It was a I want to believe that I.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Saw an who turned into a rocket and blasted off
to space.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Not a real it.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Was real, be wheeled out of the house, not a
I Sean, Yes, Sean, I love wrecked Seawan's question.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yes, Sean for a time, I.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Want to go to the is that where the space
thing is? Houston we have a situation. Yeah we've got
a problem.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Dan speaking to the Houston Space Center.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Did Houston we have a situation?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
You biddy? Did? He probably said nothing else, but he
was the solo as a dad. Of course he was
saying problem.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Situation is a situation used to We have a situation
Mandela effect there.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
It's just like scary movie where it's to take my
little hand, not take my strong hair.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, have a situation. We've got a problem.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Both famous ques.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
We've got a problem. Guess guess you're going crazy? You're
going crazy?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, Houston, we have a bit of a drug that
would have been heads used to have a woopsie purpose.
Next Christmas, Merry Christmas to those that celebrate. Yeah, caught
messaging from Auckland. Thanks to keeping me coming during my
(06:01):
daily drive, guys, and stand out to my two year
old who's listened so much she now joins it on
the fact of the jade jingle and thanks to you,
guys are my friends.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Oh that's cute.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I reckon, you're only a few years from texting in
and saying, God, I've got kids in the car.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Guy, I know wat's what you're saying.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
How I was supposed to explain that.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Hoigh out of the Year is I got engaged in Japan?
Sounds more glamorous than it actually Wasn't much nicer than
telling everybody the reality that I got proposed to and
just my undies.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
It's you, reckon.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
He got down on his knees and hoisted her up
and said, Turkish power.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Surkish power, Burkish plow.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
If you are Turkish and have a Turkish accent, can
you please send a voice note to our socials of
you screaming Turkish power.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Lovely, it would be just to die.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
For juiciest moment of year, finally kicking out the scumbag
who's been leeching off my mother for years. She's nothing
as satisfying as finally getting to tell someone they're a
piece of shit and you've.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Been holding it up for so long. You shouldn't say
that to your dad wants to leach piece of ship.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Remember to always check on your elders, as you never
know who's manipulating them behind the scenes.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Seriously, though, that's a good point. It's a very very
good point, and.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
We laugh out loud about sometimes a serious.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Man, we get serious.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
We can get serious and the great words of Kiki
Palmer I would come back as a rock.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
They seem like they got it easy.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Kiki Palm is the one that made out with the
dude from Hot ones Ah because he was like, they seen,
who's your celebrity crush and it is like Kicky Palmer.
And then she was like, I see you shorn. And
then next time when she was on Hot Ones, she's like,
I can't leave here without having a kiss, and they
had a kiss, and then I sing each other.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Does he have a partner?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
They no, No, he doesn't have a partner. He's single
and don't care shoot your shots.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Twenty five Dan from Alma says dearest Flitchy Vornie and Hassekele,
wishing you a Christmas filled with love, laughter, and just
enough chaos to keep Sprowl on the prow and your
junior and friendship stay strong, and your KPIs stay just
lon enough to still technically meet them.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, I love that. That is a good point.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
We don't want to eye and the bonus is higher
and you get razzle dazzled by it, but it's an
unachievable goal.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
A love Dan.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
A reincarnation choice would be being reincarnated as that feeling
of that first sip of a refresher of a refreshing
in the moderation winer. If you indulge in a chicky
fridge stick really taken to saying I'm just in the
mood for a fridge stig bouring a glass of Coke
zero that I take the lid off because I like
(08:28):
a semi flat, freak zero super cold.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I love that fridge sig Join us next time when
we go to rolly Ston, The Hook and California.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Al Yeah,
Fleash Worn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Special. The Live shows.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
The Big Pot is back Monday, the nineteenth of January.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
From fung Or, as some Canadian conturas called it, Fangowy Fan,
Gary Kengarreengary, Merry Christmas, you filthy animals. Thanks to being
my replacement office mates, I worked from home full time,
so sometimes you guys are the only.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Other human verses of voices I heard during the workday.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Well, it's good that you're not, you know, schizophrenical.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Light of the Year ticked off a major bucket lis
side in this year by swimming with the humpback whales
and New Way.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Now that wasn't even on my list, but it is now. Wow,
we've got a few listeners this year that have swam
with whales.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Big fish, you're getting dumped by a humpback because that
big motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, that's like that would be unpredictable, wouldn't it.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
I have no interest in it.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
They're not they're not dangerous, they're not agree.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
No, but they're so bad.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Swam with those whale sharks, but they're not Wow, they're
sh they're not redfish.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
And they're beautiful.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Swam with a man to raise and someone's flipper kicked
me in the face, and that was the worst part
of it. They were swimming to like get closer.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I swam with the dolphins.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I was at a Japanese cove and I was like, Wow,
what aer all these dolphins doing here? And and then
I just opened my eyes.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Everything was red. I was like, what the is going on?
I noticed that watering. That movie I haven't watched it.
I haven't watched that. I refused, that movie is horrendous.
I watched Blackfish, and I like wept.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Cove is so much more heroing. Blackfish is so sad.
But after the coved, I said, and and then like
just say in silence.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
No, not for me.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
So this was Tanya's early birthday present because she's turning
forty in November, so she must have seen this in
just before November.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
You're ratulation recording.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
We are in November, so she mailed, men have already
turned forty, Happy fortieth birthday, juiciest moment of the year.
And went on holiday with my husband and in laws
and we're all stayed in one airbnb.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
One night. Harby and I snuck off to bed early
for some quiet. Sixty times.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
In the morning, my father in law starts asking us
whether we felt the earthquake last night. Fuck, he had
the journey inside up trying to find the source of
the seismic activity and report feeling an earthquake. Sorry, Pops,
that was me and your son making the house shake
with our sweetsweet.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Oh my god, So he's still He honestly didn't even
have any idea of be six.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
It's crazy that there was a rumble and.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
He's like and he's emailing like info at journey. He's
I think you've missed one. You missed one.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
The glass was rattling.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oh that's you.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Nosi.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Probably probably a spoilt house cat for the reincarnation.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
There cats winning traditional Irish spelling.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I am I am her Merry Christmas to the FBH
tam herm and the Gerban, the creaky galley in Louise
and also big Sand shout out, big Sand, shout out,
big Sand. How I imagine her best life there? Yeah,
high over the year was the life of a show girl.
Release that's we've got.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
A big sweat and our hands here and round.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Carnation is probably a frog, because why the fuck not
Ribbert second Ribbit, motherfucking Ribbert.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, it is the second front.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
We had a toad, we had a toe, yeah, or
the same thing. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Brogan as in Melbourne and says I am the co
founder of a gin distillery in Melbourne. Right, wow, Okay,
Brogan's way that I run with my dad every year
listening to the cocktail special. I always want to send
you guys over some tasty strawberry gin and a cheeky cocktail.
Next time you're in Melbourne, come to a distillery door
on cocktail.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
But we absolutely we were always in Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, we love that. Getting married in July.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
But watching Hailey show Wild Flotters at the Greek Theater
was a close second for her highlights.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Oh that's nice, funny. I'm funny and modest and funny
and not never seeking. And I was skinny in April too.
I shredded You're funny and given it so.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Juicy's moment of the year was the drama that came
with the winning guest list.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Oh do go on reincarnation choice black beer. Everyone's scared
of me and I just get to eat honey and
berries all day And now I haven't had a half
a year nap until they shoot you because you've come
too close to the town.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
You know, skip shoot you.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
You need to skip to get some some chow. Sean
is from Houston, Texas. As his Merry Christmas to my
wonderful wife who turned me onto the show highlighted the
year would be herm and the German Juicy This moment
of the year, Hayley and then something in brackets are
going single.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Maybe maybe maybe.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Reincarnation choice for Sean is an otter, not wrong getting
another order a piggyback.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I think it was a I don't think it was.
It was a I want to believe that I.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Saw an who turned into a rocket and blasted off
to space.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Not a real it.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Was real, be wheeled out of the house, not a
I Sean, Yes, Sean, I love wrecked Seawan's question.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yes, Sean for a time, I.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Want to go to the is that where the space
thing is? Houston we have a situation. Yeah we've got
a problem.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Dan speaking to the Houston Space Center.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Did Houston we have a situation?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
You biddy? Did? He probably said nothing else, but he
was the solo as a dad. Of course he was
saying problem.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Situation is a situation used to We have a situation
Mandela effect there.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
It's just like scary movie where it's to take my
little hand, not take my strong hair.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, have a situation. We've got a problem.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Both famous ques.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
We've got a problem. Guess guess you're going crazy? You're
going crazy?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, Houston, we have a bit of a drug that
would have been heads used to have a woopsie purpose.
Next Christmas, Merry Christmas to those that celebrate. Yeah, caught
messaging from Auckland. Thanks to keeping me coming during my
(06:01):
daily drive, guys, and stand out to my two year
old who's listened so much she now joins it on
the fact of the jade jingle and thanks to you,
guys are my friends.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Oh that's cute.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I reckon, you're only a few years from texting in
and saying, God, I've got kids in the car.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Guy, I know wat's what you're saying.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
How I was supposed to explain that.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Hoigh out of the Year is I got engaged in Japan?
Sounds more glamorous than it actually Wasn't much nicer than
telling everybody the reality that I got proposed to and
just my undies.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
It's you, reckon.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
He got down on his knees and hoisted her up
and said, Turkish power.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Surkish power, Burkish plow.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
If you are Turkish and have a Turkish accent, can
you please send a voice note to our socials of
you screaming Turkish power.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Lovely, it would be just to die.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
For juiciest moment of year, finally kicking out the scumbag
who's been leeching off my mother for years. She's nothing
as satisfying as finally getting to tell someone they're a
piece of shit and you've.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Been holding it up for so long. You shouldn't say
that to your dad wants to leach piece of ship.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Remember to always check on your elders, as you never
know who's manipulating them behind the scenes.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Seriously, though, that's a good point. It's a very very
good point, and.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
We laugh out loud about sometimes a serious.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Man, we get serious.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
We can get serious and the great words of Kiki
Palmer I would come back as a rock.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
They seem like they got it easy.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Kiki Palm is the one that made out with the
dude from Hot ones Ah because he was like, they seen,
who's your celebrity crush and it is like Kicky Palmer.
And then she was like, I see you shorn. And
then next time when she was on Hot Ones, she's like,
I can't leave here without having a kiss, and they
had a kiss, and then I sing each other.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Does he have a partner?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
They no, No, he doesn't have a partner. He's single
and don't care shoot your shots.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Twenty five Dan from Alma says dearest Flitchy Vornie and Hassekele,
wishing you a Christmas filled with love, laughter, and just
enough chaos to keep Sprowl on the prow and your
junior and friendship stay strong, and your KPIs stay just
lon enough to still technically meet them.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, I love that. That is a good point.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
We don't want to eye and the bonus is higher
and you get razzle dazzled by it, but it's an
unachievable goal.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
A love Dan.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
A reincarnation choice would be being reincarnated as that feeling
of that first sip of a refresher of a refreshing
in the moderation winer. If you indulge in a chicky
fridge stick really taken to saying I'm just in the
mood for a fridge stig bouring a glass of Coke
zero that I take the lid off because I like
(08:28):
a semi flat, freak zero super cold.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I love that fridge sig Join us next time when
we go to rolly Ston, The Hook and California.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Al Yeah,
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